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Kay-El's avatar

1. Best wishes to the people pardoned before Orange Fuckwit could do anything about it. If only Joe could pardon the rest of us as well for simply living as Dems.

2. I can’t tell if Eye of Newt is dissing Orange or praising him. Discuss.

3. Manchin and Sinema can fuck off, keep on fucking off, then fuck off some more.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I think they both need to fuck off with extreme prejudice.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Hopefully for them, both Manchin and Sinema had better have a lot of 'friends' (donors and sycophants) around them and into the future, because paybacks are a bitch. Every person who thinks progressively (humans to experience progress) is going to remember these traitorous toilet slime.

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Cheryl Fleming's avatar

Add Fetterman. That hulking POS.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Do you think Fetterman is seeing that PA is leaning right, and he’s hedging to make sure he’s not left hanging…

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Teri's avatar

WTAF Fetterman??

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

They don't care. Manchin is rich as fuck and Sinema is just plain crazy.

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Robert R's avatar

Manchurian along with Sinenema are regurgitated repugnantcan moles planted in the Democratic Party to be used when called upon by their leader!

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Douglas's avatar

Paybacks ARE a bitch.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👆👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Liz Y's avatar

I took it as Newt dissing Orange and FOX not realizing that's what he's doing. Seriously, a grown man, and not someone who is retired, but a man in charge of the USA, wakes up and decides if he should go to McD or get a publicity shot in a garbage truck -- Newt's pointing out there's not a lot going on upstairs. Then, Orange missing one of his favorite dictators -- doesn't speak well of his values. I hate Newt, and maybe that's why I too had to read it again, but I think he's putting Trump down.

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Kay-El's avatar

That was my original thought, but since it was Newt, I couldn’t be certain.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Eye of Newt is another one of those human beings with zero control over his mouth. Like Steve Bannon, LDFF, Etcetera.

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Robert R's avatar

What kind of evil parents name their kid NEWT ? I know he’s an amphibious slimey reptile ,but shit he’s already got a last name that sounds like a smelly putrid gum infection…no wonder he’s such a scumbag !

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It's undoubtedly short for Newton. Some Southerners have first names That come from the last name of an ancestor. Garth Brooks is the name of this type. Waylon Jennings also sounds like a name of this type. Truman Capote was born in the South. They simply don't have the same limitations practiced by the rest of the country. When I was young I knew a southerner called H Miracle. H was his given name.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Newton Leroy Gingrich", if I recall correctly.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

No need to insult amphibians, who actually aren't slimy and who are useful creatures in their ecosystems.

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Robert R's avatar

I said amphibious not amphibian he’s a slime swimming reptile he’s a lover of slimy things like snot for instance back stroking in septic systems is his element !

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T L Mills's avatar

Well, it's probably short for Newton...but who knows? Maybe his parents hated him.

Okay, I looked it up: Newt Gingrinch--oops, I meant Gingrich--full name is

Newton Leroy Gingrich. Really nothing to work with there. I think his parents really DID hate him!

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Robert R's avatar

Aha ! That figs ….Newton !Sorry couldn’t resist!😜😅

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T L Mills's avatar

😆🤣😆🤣

Thanks for the laugh! Well Newt def has the fruit bit down...not so much the cake. (I couldn't resist either!)

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Robert R's avatar

If I was Newtie I could have said WHOA !.! backed into that one Ouch!😣

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Katharine Peck's avatar

My Daddy, who I adored, and who also adopted me, was called Newt - his given name was Newell. Just saying, not all Newt's are bad. Some of them actually end up being our hero.

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Robert R's avatar

My apologies ,sometimes I write things out of my contempt for one individual who I despise ,sorry I’m sure your dad was a great guy .

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Dave Drell's avatar

i can’t tell if that’s his mouth or anus talking!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Shit appears to come from both Dave, it’s confusing as hell!!

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Robert R's avatar

The one with the diaper around it is his seat of wisdom ….the brains of the operation!😅

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed Kathleen, another example of rotting lab grown meat!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Noot is getting a little dotty. That was some tRump level word salad.

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Kay-El's avatar

Right?! Been taking elocution lessons from Agent Orange?

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Carol JLH's avatar

Perhaps if we changed the spelling they could give each other electrocution lessons...

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Oh…BRAVO!!👏👏

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T L Mills's avatar

At 82, Newt is older than DonOld; he's also a serial cheater, married three times, skirts the edges of corruption (not with the fanatic dedication and oblivious greed of Donnie, but still) and authored a compendium of words with bad connotations that he gave to his fellow Republicans so that they, too, could be successful at demolishing their political (Democratic) challengers, just like Newt.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Manchin and Sinema sentiment is perfect Kay-EI, as for Newt, has anything he’s ever said or done made any sense?

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

LOL. Back in the 90s, my late spouse gave me one of those pottery spare-change containers that read “Eye of Newt.” Who knew that 30 years later it’d still be funny?

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s hilarious and very apropos

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Maui Wahine's avatar

The Newtʻs comments didnʻt seem very complimentary to me. Sounded more like heʻs saying that occasionally a neuron fires in the fever swamp of Donnieʻs head and he then does something other than golf.

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arne link's avatar

It seems strange. Why isn't Newt getting in line to kiss the giant orange ass? His spew seems out of character for him.

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SPW's avatar

I’ll so second that! Loathe, hate and despise that cracker.

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Morgan's avatar

Amen Kay-El!!!

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Teri's avatar

If Manchin's houseboat was on fire + he was in the water, I would gather life vests, stand on the pier silently without calling 911. Fucking payback.

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