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Susan Niemann's avatar

“Wascaly wabbit Bugs Biden!” 😜. Damn. The stupid runs so damn deep. I can’t believe this is real life. Between Crockett, Raskin, and Moskowitz I have hope for the future!

Geoff Anderson's avatar

I really want to buy Rep Crockett a cocktail. She is the FIRE!

Linda Weide's avatar

I want her to head any committee that Moscow Marge is on.

Tardigret's avatar

yes! I'd love to see them butt heads! Sporkfoot would come back without a noggin.

Susan Niemann's avatar

She sure is! 🍸🍸🍸

BobK's avatar

I had never seen that clip. I am SO giving $$$ to Jasmine Crockett's campaign.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Buy a congressional representative a drink, she drinks for a night; but send her a campaign contribution, and she gets to represent! That's a capital (Capitol) idea!

Teri's avatar

Could be wrong, but wasn't mtg stripped of all cmte assignments?

Virginia W's avatar

She was put back on by her GOP buddies.

David Skoglund's avatar

I second this Susan. How about a future with Jamie Raskin as President?

Jessica Sitton's avatar

I’m coming here to nominate Jasmine Crockett for president, hell yeah!

David Skoglund's avatar

Jessica, Raskin first. Crockett and Moskowitz are younger and they are next!

Jessica Sitton's avatar

I had to look them up. Both are 43 and elected to Congress in 2023. Crockett represents Dallas area and Moskowitz reps Broward County/Miami. This makes me so hopeful for the future!

David Skoglund's avatar

Jessica; They are both whip smart and talented. Hopefully they stay motivated. When the Democrats regain the majority in the House in 2024, they will shine even more.

Susan Niemann's avatar

She would be fantastic!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Don’t tease me David!!!

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Jeff is on fire today! The humor we needed. Brilliant.

Linda Weide's avatar

Cheered me right up! Reminders of what losers these people are, and what Russian talking pieces they are. They cannot impeach someone when they have nothing on him. They are treacherous-treasonous-traitors!-My campaign slogan is "We Do Better With Biden!"

steve robertshaw's avatar

What a great analogy Jeff has going here with the Porky Pig scenario! "Bugs Biden" is wonderful, it just rolls off the tongue while making you smile at the same time.

Charles Austin's avatar

Let's see, one witness on the lamb, one a Russian spy, and finally, one testifying from federal prison. Dumbfuckery at it's finest!😂😂

Pipe Dream Life's avatar

Thank you for reminding us all of what a complete waste of time this has been. All the while the Ukraine aid package lagged. We have real business to attend to, and they keep screwing around. MAGA can't govern their way out of a sack.

meryl selig's avatar

Teddy: it has been deeply painful to watch this waste of time, funds and air in the House while devastation and death soared in Ukraine. Now we have Gaza, a mass grave. And yes, our border… that Republicans do not want to address because they’d lose a campaign cudgel. People suffering there, non stop.

The grotesque immorality is disheartening. I turn to Jeff and this community as a sanctuary of sanity. Humor provides a pain free path to the truth.

Bill Lawrence's avatar

Do you suppose that the constituents of these clowns like it that they are being represented by a bunch of performers and bomb throwers who don't know how and don't care about doing anything of any value for them, or to the country? Will they keep sending them back to Washington to infest the Congress?

Chet Brandt's avatar

I think the clown constituency doesn’t give a shit as long as “those damn liberals ain’t getting over!”

justjulie's avatar

I live in Tennessee.

Unfortunately there are a shit-ton of idiots that are beyond the pale…

Yes, they get off on this garbage.

The biggest chat today on Facebook Clarksville was about chem-trails. They actually believe there is such a thing. It was incredibly depressing.

The Tennessee mostly ignorant legislators passed a bill on them this month.

The Chat was focused on why they could still see the trails in the sky…

SMH

Ransom Rideout's avatar

TCin LA focussed on that dumbfukery earlier. My take on Tennessee is that they are still in a tizzy over EVILUTION!!!

Doc Blase''s avatar

A campaign cudgel on behalf of a racist, rapist, misogynistic, malignant narcissist with delusions of adequacy.

I'd like to thank whoever invented gin.

Ransom Rideout's avatar

Careful meryl, laughing one's self to death might be VERY painful. I know because by reading Jeff, I've come close several times.

Rick Calegari's avatar

MAGA and governing is an oxymoron. The shitshow never stops with these treasonous, incompetent assholes who are only there for one reason; to take orders from the biggest treasonous asshole as the GOP Congress continues to function in total disarray. Hopefully, more indictments are on the horizon since there's still quite a bit of legal unfinished business with those Trumper humper GOP perpetrators who are still free from any consequences.

Bill Lawrence's avatar

That's right. Mike Johnson--who is suddenly in good odor for putting the foreign aid bills out for a vote--Jim Jordan, Hawley in the Senate and a host of others who objected to certifying Joe Biden's victory while the mob raged outside should all be stripped of their seats for insurrection.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Without a doubt. They're all criminally unfit.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Think about it: Republicans wasting time is better than almost anything they would actually do.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

As always, you make an excellent ppoint.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Your fairy dust makes my day, always!

Carol C's avatar

Couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag, as I have heard that expression. Also, Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, from the inside.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Nor do they wish to, as they want to kill democracy and reduce government to the size where it can help no one nor expect taxes from anyone. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Instead, let's VOTE BLUE

Denise Gareau's avatar

I can't get enough of Jasmine and Jared, who offer a wee snippet of hope for Florida and Texas.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Comer is so stupid he thinks fucking is a city in China.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

He’s so stupid he thinks Grape Nuts is a venereal disease

Ransom Rideout's avatar

Come on folks. Give me a break. I gotta get outa here and back to pulling weeks out back before my gut begins to split, AGAIN!

Doc Blase''s avatar

Takes 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I love Bugs Biden!!! 🐰🐰🐰🐰

Old Joe does have a foxy side. By ignoring Comer, he's hanging him out to dry.

Just imagine Biden nibbling on a carrot. What's up, Doc????

Joanne Beck's avatar

It's called Karma. Biden knows how to work it.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yes. He can play the long game.

P123Sunny's avatar

Great moment to have a guy who ‘knows’ the Swamp - ironically!!! 😎🇺🇸

Chris Craddock's avatar

Geez I'm even beginning to miss the Tea Party days. Mind you, the Tea Party clowns were batshit crazy too, but they were just your run of the mill misguided "let's drown the government in the bath" idiots. Not willful Russian stooges. Not traitors.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Well, not that we KNOW of......

Chris Craddock's avatar

well yeah, I guess we don't

Joanne Beck's avatar

and SPORKFOOT Greene came out of the tea party sludge

Chris Craddock's avatar

Ugh... I just got a shudder down my spine

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Deb's avatar

Saving the day, thanks

Sköll's avatar

The field days we had back then when they realized that online and tried to defend themselves :)

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I know, right? That Koch funded "grassroots organization".

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff as an AZ resident I am so very proud our AG went before a Grand Jury and obtained indictments against these authoritarian enablers. Couple of points… why would a group of traitors film what they were doing? I mean how fucking dumb can you be? And second point concerns the leaders such as Kellie Ward and her husband who apparently have relocated to the Bahamas to run a charter boat business… does the US have an extradition treaty? Why would these individuals, both doctors, move out of AZ for a charter boat business…. Something stinks here like 5 day old fish laying out in the AZ sun…. Plus their attitudes that they did nothing wrong and fuck you for even questioning their behavior… 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Charles Austin's avatar

Send Raylon after them.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Sounds like more traitors on the lam!

Gini Kramer's avatar

The only reason for me to ever move to Texas or Florida would be so that I could live in Jasmine Crockett's or Jared Moskowitz' district.

Chris Craddock's avatar

Meh, you get used to it. We don't don't hide the crazies here, we give 'em a cocktail and let them loose in the front yard daring the real aliens to take away their tinfoil hats.

Joanne Beck's avatar

I LOVE JARED MOSKOWITZ! Go boy!

Mark L's avatar

Jeff

From wherever he is, Orwell is writing the sequel to 1984 its called 2024!

Cant make this shit up.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m two years older than you, so I get what you mean. Did you hide under your desks too? Man, that was scary!

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I'm younger than you ladies at 71, but I remember hiding under our desks in grade school.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I sure did, today’s children have active shooter drills, I’m not sure which is worse.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

You’ve made good points. I agree about the antivaxxers, they are so foolish to allow their children to contract deadly diseases rather than use a proven vaccine.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

If they give that orange asshole immunity, they should be thrown out of the court.

Kay-El's avatar

Lolololololololol. Yesterday was a good day for democracy and the rule of law. The Tears of Two Clowns (apologies to Smokey Robinson) will sweeten my morning coffee.

Martha White's avatar

It’s all absolutely wonderful, but I can’t help but think Christina Bobb’s job title is the cream of the crap. (See what I did there?)

Openly Fae's avatar

They had a lot to say.

They had a lot of nothing to say.

We'll miss them.

Openly Fae's avatar

(Oh the f word shows up a few times. Not "financial" although I'd say that word has caused more harm and is thus far dirtier.)

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Somehow, I just can't imagine George Orwell laughing. He saw the world too clearly. That man's brain could not take a day off. ☹☹️☹️

Michael Edick's avatar

“I was hoping our breakup would never become public. We had such a great thing while it lasted James. I will miss the time we spent together. I will miss our conversations. I will miss the pet names you gave me. I only wish you the best and hope you find happiness.”

OMG, that’s fucking brutal! 😆We need to get Jared to the White House, stat!! Or at least be the communications director for Biden’s public relations. He would rip apart TFG so quickly and so badly that he would remand himself to solitary confinement just to get away from him!