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“Wascaly wabbit Bugs Biden!” 😜. Damn. The stupid runs so damn deep. I can’t believe this is real life. Between Crockett, Raskin, and Moskowitz I have hope for the future!

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I really want to buy Rep Crockett a cocktail. She is the FIRE!

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I want her to head any committee that Moscow Marge is on.

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yes! I'd love to see them butt heads! Sporkfoot would come back without a noggin.

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Yes. Moscow Marge with her White Supremacist superiority will be faced with Black Woman Magic!

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/24/2236902/-Cartoon-Greene-s-goodwill-tour?detail=emaildkre&pm_source=DKRE&pm_medium=email

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💥

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She sure is! 🍸🍸🍸

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Several.🥂🥂🥂

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I had never seen that clip. I am SO giving $$$ to Jasmine Crockett's campaign.

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Buy a congressional representative a drink, she drinks for a night; but send her a campaign contribution, and she gets to represent! That's a capital (Capitol) idea!

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Could be wrong, but wasn't mtg stripped of all cmte assignments?

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She was put back on by her GOP buddies.

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smh. Thanks.

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I second this Susan. How about a future with Jamie Raskin as President?

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I’m coming here to nominate Jasmine Crockett for president, hell yeah!

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Jessica, Raskin first. Crockett and Moskowitz are younger and they are next!

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I had to look them up. Both are 43 and elected to Congress in 2023. Crockett represents Dallas area and Moskowitz reps Broward County/Miami. This makes me so hopeful for the future!

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Jessica; They are both whip smart and talented. Hopefully they stay motivated. When the Democrats regain the majority in the House in 2024, they will shine even more.

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She would be fantastic!!

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Don’t tease me David!!!

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Jeff is on fire today! The humor we needed. Brilliant.

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Cheered me right up! Reminders of what losers these people are, and what Russian talking pieces they are. They cannot impeach someone when they have nothing on him. They are treacherous-treasonous-traitors!-My campaign slogan is "We Do Better With Biden!"

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What a great analogy Jeff has going here with the Porky Pig scenario! "Bugs Biden" is wonderful, it just rolls off the tongue while making you smile at the same time.

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Let's see, one witness on the lamb, one a Russian spy, and finally, one testifying from federal prison. Dumbfuckery at it's finest!😂😂

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Thank you for reminding us all of what a complete waste of time this has been. All the while the Ukraine aid package lagged. We have real business to attend to, and they keep screwing around. MAGA can't govern their way out of a sack.

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Teddy: it has been deeply painful to watch this waste of time, funds and air in the House while devastation and death soared in Ukraine. Now we have Gaza, a mass grave. And yes, our border… that Republicans do not want to address because they’d lose a campaign cudgel. People suffering there, non stop.

The grotesque immorality is disheartening. I turn to Jeff and this community as a sanctuary of sanity. Humor provides a pain free path to the truth.

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Do you suppose that the constituents of these clowns like it that they are being represented by a bunch of performers and bomb throwers who don't know how and don't care about doing anything of any value for them, or to the country? Will they keep sending them back to Washington to infest the Congress?

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I think the clown constituency doesn’t give a shit as long as “those damn liberals ain’t getting over!”

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I live in Tennessee.

Unfortunately there are a shit-ton of idiots that are beyond the pale…

Yes, they get off on this garbage.

The biggest chat today on Facebook Clarksville was about chem-trails. They actually believe there is such a thing. It was incredibly depressing.

The Tennessee mostly ignorant legislators passed a bill on them this month.

The Chat was focused on why they could still see the trails in the sky…

SMH

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TCin LA focussed on that dumbfukery earlier. My take on Tennessee is that they are still in a tizzy over EVILUTION!!!

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A campaign cudgel on behalf of a racist, rapist, misogynistic, malignant narcissist with delusions of adequacy.

I'd like to thank whoever invented gin.

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Careful meryl, laughing one's self to death might be VERY painful. I know because by reading Jeff, I've come close several times.

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Apr 25·edited Apr 25

MAGA and governing is an oxymoron. The shitshow never stops with these treasonous, incompetent assholes who are only there for one reason; to take orders from the biggest treasonous asshole as the GOP Congress continues to function in total disarray. Hopefully, more indictments are on the horizon since there's still quite a bit of legal unfinished business with those Trumper humper GOP perpetrators who are still free from any consequences.

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That's right. Mike Johnson--who is suddenly in good odor for putting the foreign aid bills out for a vote--Jim Jordan, Hawley in the Senate and a host of others who objected to certifying Joe Biden's victory while the mob raged outside should all be stripped of their seats for insurrection.

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Without a doubt. They're all criminally unfit.

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Think about it: Republicans wasting time is better than almost anything they would actually do.

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As always, you make an excellent ppoint.

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Your fairy dust makes my day, always!

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Apr 25·edited Apr 25

Couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag, as I have heard that expression. Also, Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, from the inside.

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Nor do they wish to, as they want to kill democracy and reduce government to the size where it can help no one nor expect taxes from anyone. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Instead, let's VOTE BLUE

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I can't get enough of Jasmine and Jared, who offer a wee snippet of hope for Florida and Texas.

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Heroes 💙💙💙

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Comer is so stupid he thinks fucking is a city in China.

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He’s so stupid he thinks Grape Nuts is a venereal disease

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😂😂😂

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😂😂😂

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😂😂😂

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Haha!🤣

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OMG 😂😂😂😂

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Come on folks. Give me a break. I gotta get outa here and back to pulling weeks out back before my gut begins to split, AGAIN!

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😂😂😂

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😂😂😂

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Takes 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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I love Bugs Biden!!! 🐰🐰🐰🐰

Old Joe does have a foxy side. By ignoring Comer, he's hanging him out to dry.

Just imagine Biden nibbling on a carrot. What's up, Doc????

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It's called Karma. Biden knows how to work it.

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Yes. He can play the long game.

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perfect!

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You wascally pwesident!

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Great moment to have a guy who ‘knows’ the Swamp - ironically!!! 😎🇺🇸

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Geez I'm even beginning to miss the Tea Party days. Mind you, the Tea Party clowns were batshit crazy too, but they were just your run of the mill misguided "let's drown the government in the bath" idiots. Not willful Russian stooges. Not traitors.

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Favorite was when they started out they called themselves teabaggers until someone told them what it meant.

Oh, and the swinging teabags stapled to the rim of a hat - good times.

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Saving the day, thanks

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The field days we had back then when they realized that online and tried to defend themselves :)

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I know, right? That Koch funded "grassroots organization".

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Apr 25·edited Apr 25

Well, not that we KNOW of......

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well yeah, I guess we don't

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and SPORKFOOT Greene came out of the tea party sludge

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Ugh... I just got a shudder down my spine

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Jeff as an AZ resident I am so very proud our AG went before a Grand Jury and obtained indictments against these authoritarian enablers. Couple of points… why would a group of traitors film what they were doing? I mean how fucking dumb can you be? And second point concerns the leaders such as Kellie Ward and her husband who apparently have relocated to the Bahamas to run a charter boat business… does the US have an extradition treaty? Why would these individuals, both doctors, move out of AZ for a charter boat business…. Something stinks here like 5 day old fish laying out in the AZ sun…. Plus their attitudes that they did nothing wrong and fuck you for even questioning their behavior… 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Send Raylon after them.

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Sounds like more traitors on the lam!

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The only reason for me to ever move to Texas or Florida would be so that I could live in Jasmine Crockett's or Jared Moskowitz' district.

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Meh, you get used to it. We don't don't hide the crazies here, we give 'em a cocktail and let them loose in the front yard daring the real aliens to take away their tinfoil hats.

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I LOVE JARED MOSKOWITZ! Go boy!

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Jeff

From wherever he is, Orwell is writing the sequel to 1984 its called 2024!

Cant make this shit up.

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I’ve just been listening to the Supreme Court hear arguments for presidential immunity. Couldn’t take it after half an hour. A vision of King Donald the First is the only thing that has truly felt threatening to America in all my 82 years - including the atomic bomb (you had to be there in the 40s and 50s to get how hard they worked to scare us).

And Arizona - is that place schizophrenic or what? Total anti abortion plus take down the fake electors? My head hurts.

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I’m two years older than you, so I get what you mean. Did you hide under your desks too? Man, that was scary!

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Lordy yes. And sat cross legged against the walls in the hallways. Remember the sound of the air raid siren?

Did you freeze and pull covers over your head if a plane went by overhead at night?

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I sure did, today’s children have active shooter drills, I’m not sure which is worse.

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Looks like we haven’t come very far. When you think of the potential - what we believed life would be like in the future - I don’t think we’ve used our time well as a species.

Still, there’s always hope. Some of the creatures we’ve driven to near extinction are making a comeback. Our parents would have loved polio prevention and measles and mumps and whooping cough vaccines. If only we could explain to the anti-vaxers what it was really like.

…well, I do ramble on and on.

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You’ve made good points. I agree about the antivaxxers, they are so foolish to allow their children to contract deadly diseases rather than use a proven vaccine.

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I'm younger than you ladies at 71, but I remember hiding under our desks in grade school.

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If they give that orange asshole immunity, they should be thrown out of the court.

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Hard to fathom?

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Uh. Yeah.

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Animal Farm

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Lolololololololol. Yesterday was a good day for democracy and the rule of law. The Tears of Two Clowns (apologies to Smokey Robinson) will sweeten my morning coffee.

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It’s all absolutely wonderful, but I can’t help but think Christina Bobb’s job title is the cream of the crap. (See what I did there?)

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They had a lot to say.

They had a lot of nothing to say.

We'll miss them.

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https://youtu.be/J3Af201VoHQ?si=NX2oJ7jaov-uYiIl

For reference

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(Oh the f word shows up a few times. Not "financial" although I'd say that word has caused more harm and is thus far dirtier.)

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BUGS BIDEN!

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Somehow, I just can't imagine George Orwell laughing. He saw the world too clearly. That man's brain could not take a day off. ☹☹️☹️

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“I was hoping our breakup would never become public. We had such a great thing while it lasted James. I will miss the time we spent together. I will miss our conversations. I will miss the pet names you gave me. I only wish you the best and hope you find happiness.”

OMG, that’s fucking brutal! 😆We need to get Jared to the White House, stat!! Or at least be the communications director for Biden’s public relations. He would rip apart TFG so quickly and so badly that he would remand himself to solitary confinement just to get away from him!

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