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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I’m thinking those idiots in the House are mainly upset that TFG has hogged all the methane from them, not only on their ridiculous efforts to impeach somebody/anybody but also on the gov’t shutdown that’s definitely headed our way. This week is gonna be a series of struggles, it will not go well, and it cannot be wished away.

Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamned fucking bicycle what is so fucking wrong with these people I do not know.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

They are just morons Neal plain and simple. Or as the hillbillies would put it "They just cain't hardly hep it."

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Their corn bread ain't done in the middle. 🤪

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Libbey Dem's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Robert R's avatar

Hey! These morons are just simple plain,country folks ,real simple people ,like …you know..” morons ."..Gene W. Blazing Saddles.

Shoulda had a toke or two , Tan’t member like I use two!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Yep. They are tetched in the haid.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

They warn't brang up proper.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

By Uncle Daddy & Sister Mama 🥴

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

True. Self-evidently true. But... something. Words elude me.

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Deb's avatar

I just hope Jeff's right about Garland. Unfortunately, I have so little faith in him that I wouldn't put it past him to pass the buck and appoint a special prosecutor or gum up the works in some way. What he should do is say there is no merit to the House criminal referrals.

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Linda Silfven's avatar

Can I please copy your last paragraph?! Love it!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

With my blessings.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Unfuckingbelievable. It's mind boggling that TRump still has any supporters at all when he continually says stupid shit that should scare the holy shit out of any normal person. WOW. I'm disgusted that I'm having to breathe the same air as anyone who has been conned by this completely demented fuckwad.

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Eva Porter's avatar

I watched some of the clips Jeff had posted and noticed that people overall weren’t paying attention nor clapping. One clip had clapping. Another showed a woman in the upper right shaking her head “no” at something he said. The immigration one showed a woman whispering something to the woman next to her who had kept a big smile on her face (hubby says she whispered “we’re not getting paid enough for this shit”)

I’m not going to celebrate or take anything for granted but he’s grown tiresome. Outrageous? Sure. A bore? Also, yes.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Most of those people are paid to attend. If they didn't pay people to be there wearing his trashy Made in China garbage, there wouldn't be anyone there except for the two people you hear cheering and clapping in front of him.

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Carol C's avatar

I have read that for some people who attend, it is mostly a social occasion with like-minded people, and they pay little attention to Trump’s speeches.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Yep. Thats what I heard. They’re not very convincing

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Karla's avatar

I also noticed people not being enthusiastic in the clips Jeff shared. Gave me hope. Now I need to find the one where the woman whispered; I missed that.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I saw one bearded CULT yokel yawning 🥱

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Monnina's avatar

Giving him enough rope to choke himself upon ?

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Darrell Smith's avatar

His absolute lust for power is mainly because of his FEAR. He is afraid of losing all the properties that he stole somehow, spending the remainder of his miserable life in prison, and seeing his children in orange jump suits. He calls on others to do his dirty work because of his FEAR. He needs to be spanked in public with a real arrest for Terroristic Threatening. Start treating him like the criminal he is and not the Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Do away with his Secret Service detail. Give him a sucker.

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Robert R's avatar

I don’t know about ditching the secret service guys,they’re the ones so near to him that the stink is a normal part of their job, and they have to be getting a little pissed 😡 off wasting their lives defending the asshole mouth lunitic ,who knows what could happen,a bunch of pissed ,bored guys who are packing heat ,shit happens!

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arne link's avatar

I don't know, some of the Secret Service and others were on his side during the insurrection.

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David A Pitock's avatar

The secret service is supposed to be apolitical and even have to protect assholes its the job they signed up for.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Supposed to be, but I still wonder why all those cell phones got erased

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Robert R's avatar

It only takes one !☝️

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Robert R's avatar

After the blood bath statements ,I’m done listening to that waddling pile of excrement,I’m going to rely on reefer ,Pabst, and laughter 😂 to make it to the election! Hi Ho Hi Ho to the twilight zone I go .🤪😜

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Claudia Green's avatar

It is a very good plan! Pass the doobie, or in my case pass the gummies.

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Robert R's avatar

Hey it’s legal to grow up in the great state of Ma “ahh batshit ,you know how long it takes for the average kid to learn how to spell his states name up here ? Shit I’m 68 and it still jams me up ! Anyway it’s legit to grow now ,not that it ever stopped anyone in the past,kinda takes something away from it though, it was fun trying to out wit the cops ! 👮‍♀️ They didn’t wanna pinch anyone,they just wanted your stash for themselves! Greedy bastards ! It was a lotta fun though,nobody got hurt that was the best part!Oh!yeah Oct 23” good shit !🤤🚀🛸off we into the wild blue yonder !🤤🦅

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Robert R's avatar

Hey ? What if a secret squirrel 🐿️ did go off the reservation?? What’s the odds that they could find a jury to convict a National hero?

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

If he is in this much trouble here at home imagine the "deals" he has made with foreign governments.

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Robert R's avatar

YIKES! Do not want to think on that one .The missing documents,YIKES !! Codes ,Military specs ,operational details etc.etc. E YIKES ! 😱 Pretty God damn sure his Patriotism isn’t going to interfere with his TREASON ! 😡🤬😤

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Robert R's avatar

Sometimes dreams 😴☁️come true!

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Robert R's avatar

I’ve been around polling places since I was a little kid,in 1960s Boston it was a regular thing in union families to get involved and educated in the politics of the City as a young person,it was a way to get a head ,and become known as a good Democrat ,as well as fitting with the powers that be! The stories I could tell! I know what you mean , I really,really,do! It’s a filthy, disgusting business,not for the meek or timid ! It’s unfortunate but it is the way it’s always been! I never liked being involved with it!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

No wonder ff & so many other ppl can get away with saying our elections are rigged. Sounds like you’ve seen it

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Robert R's avatar

When or if that day comes,give me a shout out ,my creamated ashes will be floating around Boston Harbor,it’ll probably be in the next millennium and turn out to be a mistake!😉🪼🐟🐬🐳🐋 Peace !☮️

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

AS the former (disgraced) head of CBS said 8 years ago, “Trump is terrible for America, but great for CBS”. As long as corporate media can sell advertising, they will continue to be Trump fluffers.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

You can call the NYT’s customer service line & threaten to cancel your subscription if the Times keeps pandering to tRump. I did that last week. The phone calls are recorded & the agent can play them for the powers that be

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Robert R's avatar

The Times just solicited me Friday,shit I’m a Boston guy ,the only use I ever had for that rag was to wipe my ass on a camping 🏕️ trip! Even then it rubbed me the wrong way!

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LORI  D's avatar

Maybe it will motivate people to vote. Maybe all their fake polls will get a few extra people to vote against him.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

The hubs and I are going to the polls early tomorrow in Ohio. My hopes, with Ohio being a swing state and has voted for Czar Cheeto in 2016 and 2020, that they will wake tf up and swing back to the left.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

As a fellow Ohioan, I believe that it will happen.

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Robert R's avatar

I didn’t realize that Ohio was that much of a Red state .I grew up with a guy from Ohio ,didn’t seem like he was a bad kid . Well there was that one time with the grenade in the mail box ,but it was only one time ,..everyone is entitled to lapse in judgment!………right??

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LORI  D's avatar

WI is in the same boat, but I do see some change. In 2020 our community was a sea of trump signs and billboards. And they remained up for a very long time. I haven't seen that this year, at least not yet.

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Kay-El's avatar

“It’ll be a birdbath, the likes of which you’ve never seen!” - Former Guy Grandpa Sundowner

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Openly Fae's avatar

MyBirdbath!

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Kay-El's avatar

Birds won’t drink from it, but they’ll happily crap on it.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

For Donald Duck Diaperstain 🦆

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Karla's avatar

Merrick Garland should “investigate” any referrals they send over and not release his “findings” until early October. It’s the condom effect.. give them a false sense of security while he’s screwing them. Then they have a month before the election to step on their final rake before we vote them out of office.

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Kay-El's avatar

News flash: just saw this notification: Trump can't secure $454 million appeal bond in New York fraud case, his lawyers say. Boo fucking hoo

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Robert R's avatar

Hello ,Vlad it’s me the guy from your worst friggen nightmare, I’m in a bit of a cash flow slump and l was wondering……….. nyet. Odjebi !….…Melenoma is that you ?

What are you doing in Moscow ?!….Click !

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Chet Brandt's avatar

So far, 30 insurance companies have refused to secure the bond for Trump and his $454 million debt to New York State. Why doesn’t he ask his son-in-law for the money? The Saudi‘s gave Jared $2 billion to fuck around with so why not loan a few shekels to your loser father-in-law.???!

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arne link's avatar

I thought his buddy at Chubb came through?

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Kay-El's avatar

Apparently just a portion. The article said they approached some 30 stretchy companies through for brokers

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Kay-El's avatar

Surety

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Kay-El's avatar

JFC, not enough coffee

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Kay-El's avatar

Four 🙄

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

That was just the $90mil he owes E Jean Carroll, not the $454mil he owes the State of New York.

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Karla's avatar

Elon told Don Lemon he’s not helping Trump with legal fees in any way shape or form. I’m glad he said it whether it’s true or not. Let people think that not even that dude will help his friend.

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Sköll's avatar

Imagine if Elon decided to get his money back by seizing Trump assets. Trump would holler so loud his masses would rush to Elon's mansion with a hangman platform.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

It made the Times news alert. And yesterday, the Times called Trump’s disinformation “lies” repeatedly. Maybe the 4th estate had a moment of clarity?

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Kay-El's avatar

I saw it on CNBC

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Samantha M's avatar

Hopefully the latest Slippin’ Jimmies scheme is the final push those additional on-the-fence House members need to jump their rapidly sinking ship. Dan Rather mentioned them last week in the context of Ken Buck’s resignation. I hope he’s correct. I can’t even watch the news right now but I’d tune in to see MTG’s final gasket spring. Or whatever gaskets do when they’re kaput. :)

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

They leak.

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Samantha M's avatar

That works 🤣

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Caroline's avatar

I try to be understanding, I really do…but I’m at my wits ends with Jonah Goldberg shaming me for being mad at that things that should enrage me!

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Janine's avatar

I don't know why I can't explain it for the life of me after seeing all that bloodbath talk I felt some real hope that OK he is so crazy so out there that I'm waiting for him to overdose or some random crazy accident happens and he gets ran over by a bus. Or Maybe people will wake up this time

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Deb Martina's avatar

I'm with you

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Eileen's avatar

Janine, I have always said that Trump's final moments will be chaotic and comic. Like a circus animal gets loose at some fake ribbon cutting...an elephant. In its angry melee, the elephant stomps Trump and smashes his head. Talk about poetic justice. The symbol of the Republican party accidentally crushes Trump as the clowns and lion tamer look on.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

We need to keep squeezing his coronaries.

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Steve B's avatar

Poor bus.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

“Bring out the gimp!”

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Funny Eye Guy's avatar

Someone should get medieval on his ass

Seriously.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Agreed😆😆

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you know, I couldn't find a gif of the gimp coming out of his box. that's the image I wanted to use, and I'm betting you're happy there wasn't one to be found

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Tama2U's avatar

The 2 jimmies Beavis and Butthead show is no longer humorous. It’s boringly predictable. Line up the rakes. Just as tffg loses everything he tries to win, he’s lost this puppet show too. And he is losing money at an astonishing rate. The only show worth noting is watching the losses stack up. He’s the one who is blood bathing. Scrub a dub asshole.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep, that's the fantasy.

'When 👁️ walk into a room everybody sits up and listens!"

Also, LUV Motel-a-Lago!

"Where you can wipe your ass with the nuclear codes."

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Robert R's avatar

Yeah ,but the nuke codes are changed every day,unlike Donnie the 💩 poo ‘s diaper !

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Hey "Honest Don," "Isn't it past your jail time?"

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHA! Best line ever! 😂😂

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Patty Mooney's avatar

That Jimmy Kimmel!

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

A "fucktangle of shit weasels..." 🤣🤣🤣

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Right??!! Where does our man Jeff come up with this shit! In any case, I love it all! Keep it up Jeff!!!

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

He must have a copy of a most excellent urban thesaurus. 🤣🤷‍♀️ or something....

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I hope to God the Man Who Convicts War Criminals has indictments with Jordan's, Gangrene's, Loudetmilk, Cruz, Cotton, Fat Fuck Jones, and everybody in the Willard War Room that night on them. Superseding indictments, let's go!

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