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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I’m thinking those idiots in the House are mainly upset that TFG has hogged all the methane from them, not only on their ridiculous efforts to impeach somebody/anybody but also on the gov’t shutdown that’s definitely headed our way. This week is gonna be a series of struggles, it will not go well, and it cannot be wished away.

Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamned fucking bicycle what is so fucking wrong with these people I do not know.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

They are just morons Neal plain and simple. Or as the hillbillies would put it "They just cain't hardly hep it."

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Their corn bread ain't done in the middle. 🤪

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

True. Self-evidently true. But... something. Words elude me.

Deb's avatar

I just hope Jeff's right about Garland. Unfortunately, I have so little faith in him that I wouldn't put it past him to pass the buck and appoint a special prosecutor or gum up the works in some way. What he should do is say there is no merit to the House criminal referrals.

Linda Silfven's avatar

Can I please copy your last paragraph?! Love it!

Megan Ross's avatar

Unfuckingbelievable. It's mind boggling that TRump still has any supporters at all when he continually says stupid shit that should scare the holy shit out of any normal person. WOW. I'm disgusted that I'm having to breathe the same air as anyone who has been conned by this completely demented fuckwad.

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Karla's avatar

I also noticed people not being enthusiastic in the clips Jeff shared. Gave me hope. Now I need to find the one where the woman whispered; I missed that.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

I saw one bearded CULT yokel yawning 🥱

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Carol C's avatar

I have read that for some people who attend, it is mostly a social occasion with like-minded people, and they pay little attention to Trump’s speeches.

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Monnina's avatar

Giving him enough rope to choke himself upon ?

Darrell Smith's avatar

His absolute lust for power is mainly because of his FEAR. He is afraid of losing all the properties that he stole somehow, spending the remainder of his miserable life in prison, and seeing his children in orange jump suits. He calls on others to do his dirty work because of his FEAR. He needs to be spanked in public with a real arrest for Terroristic Threatening. Start treating him like the criminal he is and not the Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Do away with his Secret Service detail. Give him a sucker.

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If he is in this much trouble here at home imagine the "deals" he has made with foreign governments.

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PJ Schuster's avatar

No wonder ff & so many other ppl can get away with saying our elections are rigged. Sounds like you’ve seen it

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arne link's avatar

I don't know, some of the Secret Service and others were on his side during the insurrection.

David A Pitock's avatar

The secret service is supposed to be apolitical and even have to protect assholes its the job they signed up for.

PJ Schuster's avatar

Supposed to be, but I still wonder why all those cell phones got erased

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Claudia Green's avatar

It is a very good plan! Pass the doobie, or in my case pass the gummies.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

AS the former (disgraced) head of CBS said 8 years ago, “Trump is terrible for America, but great for CBS”. As long as corporate media can sell advertising, they will continue to be Trump fluffers.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

You can call the NYT’s customer service line & threaten to cancel your subscription if the Times keeps pandering to tRump. I did that last week. The phone calls are recorded & the agent can play them for the powers that be

LORI  D's avatar

Maybe it will motivate people to vote. Maybe all their fake polls will get a few extra people to vote against him.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

As a fellow Ohioan, I believe that it will happen.

LORI  D's avatar

WI is in the same boat, but I do see some change. In 2020 our community was a sea of trump signs and billboards. And they remained up for a very long time. I haven't seen that this year, at least not yet.

Kay-El's avatar

“It’ll be a birdbath, the likes of which you’ve never seen!” - Former Guy Grandpa Sundowner

Kay-El's avatar

Birds won’t drink from it, but they’ll happily crap on it.

Karla's avatar

Merrick Garland should “investigate” any referrals they send over and not release his “findings” until early October. It’s the condom effect.. give them a false sense of security while he’s screwing them. Then they have a month before the election to step on their final rake before we vote them out of office.

Kay-El's avatar

News flash: just saw this notification: Trump can't secure $454 million appeal bond in New York fraud case, his lawyers say. Boo fucking hoo

Chet Brandt's avatar

So far, 30 insurance companies have refused to secure the bond for Trump and his $454 million debt to New York State. Why doesn’t he ask his son-in-law for the money? The Saudi‘s gave Jared $2 billion to fuck around with so why not loan a few shekels to your loser father-in-law.???!

arne link's avatar

I thought his buddy at Chubb came through?

Kay-El's avatar

Apparently just a portion. The article said they approached some 30 stretchy companies through for brokers

Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

That was just the $90mil he owes E Jean Carroll, not the $454mil he owes the State of New York.

Karla's avatar

Elon told Don Lemon he’s not helping Trump with legal fees in any way shape or form. I’m glad he said it whether it’s true or not. Let people think that not even that dude will help his friend.

Sköll's avatar

Imagine if Elon decided to get his money back by seizing Trump assets. Trump would holler so loud his masses would rush to Elon's mansion with a hangman platform.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

It made the Times news alert. And yesterday, the Times called Trump’s disinformation “lies” repeatedly. Maybe the 4th estate had a moment of clarity?

Samantha M's avatar

Hopefully the latest Slippin’ Jimmies scheme is the final push those additional on-the-fence House members need to jump their rapidly sinking ship. Dan Rather mentioned them last week in the context of Ken Buck’s resignation. I hope he’s correct. I can’t even watch the news right now but I’d tune in to see MTG’s final gasket spring. Or whatever gaskets do when they’re kaput. :)

Caroline's avatar

I try to be understanding, I really do…but I’m at my wits ends with Jonah Goldberg shaming me for being mad at that things that should enrage me!

Janine's avatar

I don't know why I can't explain it for the life of me after seeing all that bloodbath talk I felt some real hope that OK he is so crazy so out there that I'm waiting for him to overdose or some random crazy accident happens and he gets ran over by a bus. Or Maybe people will wake up this time

Eileen's avatar

Janine, I have always said that Trump's final moments will be chaotic and comic. Like a circus animal gets loose at some fake ribbon cutting...an elephant. In its angry melee, the elephant stomps Trump and smashes his head. Talk about poetic justice. The symbol of the Republican party accidentally crushes Trump as the clowns and lion tamer look on.

Mike Hammer's avatar

We need to keep squeezing his coronaries.

Mike Hammer's avatar

“Bring out the gimp!”

Funny Eye Guy's avatar

Someone should get medieval on his ass

Seriously.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you know, I couldn't find a gif of the gimp coming out of his box. that's the image I wanted to use, and I'm betting you're happy there wasn't one to be found

Tama2U's avatar

The 2 jimmies Beavis and Butthead show is no longer humorous. It’s boringly predictable. Line up the rakes. Just as tffg loses everything he tries to win, he’s lost this puppet show too. And he is losing money at an astonishing rate. The only show worth noting is watching the losses stack up. He’s the one who is blood bathing. Scrub a dub asshole.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep, that's the fantasy.

'When 👁️ walk into a room everybody sits up and listens!"

Also, LUV Motel-a-Lago!

"Where you can wipe your ass with the nuclear codes."

Patty Mooney's avatar

Hey "Honest Don," "Isn't it past your jail time?"

Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHA! Best line ever! 😂😂

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

A "fucktangle of shit weasels..." 🤣🤣🤣

Chet Brandt's avatar

Right??!! Where does our man Jeff come up with this shit! In any case, I love it all! Keep it up Jeff!!!

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

He must have a copy of a most excellent urban thesaurus. 🤣🤷‍♀️ or something....

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I hope to God the Man Who Convicts War Criminals has indictments with Jordan's, Gangrene's, Loudetmilk, Cruz, Cotton, Fat Fuck Jones, and everybody in the Willard War Room that night on them. Superseding indictments, let's go!