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When they showed us the films of Dachau, long ago in Sunday School, we all told ourselves we'd give our lives to stop it. Now all we need to do is... everything we can. Thanks, Jeff.

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I think the actual quote from Animal House is fat, Adderall addicted and orange is no way to go through life.

I’ve been to Dachau, no desire to see another or become an inmate.

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Mar 20·edited Mar 20

Donny Brokohantas and the Trump TURD REICH are IMPLODING. Any real America will not be voting for Atgolf Twitler. The MAGA TRASH who are Trump Dead Enders will be embarrassments to their families and descendants and lopped off the family tree. Been to Dachau - it is amazing how quickly society can slip if you give these people an inch. Zero Quarter - that is what they will get.

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Awesome: "To quote Animal House’s Dean Wormer, 'broke, unpopular and demented is no way to go through life, son.”' RE: that tiny violin is getting quite a workout these days. Better have a backup violin ready. Good work finding that Nazi camp story! Who knew that his first victims were his white political enemies?

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***MORE ON MANAFORT: There is an air of excitement over at the trump campaign. According to Wonkette, Paul Manafort is negotiating to join trumps 2024 campaign. Jeff noted yesterday in his reference to this, “According to reports last week, the U.S. intelligence community is preparing to give Donald Trump classified intelligence briefings”. Okey dokey then, why not just hand over the nuclear football while you are at it and then manafort can run all the way to Russia with it.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-has-be-best-idea-for-campaign?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

“Paul was convicted on eight charges of tax and bank fraud, pleading guilty to two charges of conspiracy to defraud the United States and witness tampering. He violated his plea deal, and ultimately found himself sentenced to 90 months in the pokey. He only served 23 months though, and Trump later pardoned him”.

Paul said “It was lonely in prison, and he listened to Limbaugh, which ran MyPillow ads: Mike Lindell became my surrogate family. In fact, each night as I fell asleep using a rolled-up wool blanket covered by a cotton T-shirt as my pillow, I dreamt of getting my four-pillow special.” First, YEWWWW! Then Grab the world’s smallest violin for a sad sonata, and then let it all go………. into a barf bag. ***

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This is great news as long as it doesn't lead to complacency. Overconfidence is not healthy here. I will remain vigilant.

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Here in Arizona, Haley got 18.7%, Biden 89.7 and Trump 79.7. And that doesn’t count independents who are about a third of the electorate and don’t vote in the “presidential preference”. Probably they’re not Trump leaners….

Don’t forget our top 3 state offices are democrats, our two largest cities, Phoenix and Tucson, have democratic mayors, Mesa has a republican mayor who supported Mark Kelly in the senate election … etc etc etc

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Jeff, OT…the other day the Orange Blob lectured Jews on how to be Jews. Excuse me, but I never want to hear this garbage from a non Jew ex prez. or anyone.. seems these folks are very comfortable spouting this nonsense and I expect it to get worse. Always recall little Ann Coulter calling Jews “unperfected Christians”.. Fuck em.. Thanks for allowing me to rant my friend.

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Donnie Two Scoops is a parasite--he latches on to everything and everyone, sucks them dry and tosses them over his shoulder. Screechweasal Alina Habba is about to find out the hard way as Karma grabs her by the nape of the neck and hopefully drags her to jail. Trump is destroying the GOP. They deserve it.

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yeah, boo fucking hoo! Took them long enough, but the GQP is finally beginning to realize that everything Trump touches also bleeds cash like a motherfucker before it dies.

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Jeff, you are the first person I turn to every morning. I wear that smile the rest of the day!!

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Oh, this made me laugh like Ming the Merciless. You’re in rare form today, but isn’t it all such a horror circus? “Severe case of closed-wallet-itis” haw haw haw, pitiful Trump, it is a delight to watch your anguish!

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Inject all of Donald Trump‘s misery directly into my veins

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Thanks Jeff. It might be time for his idiot sons to start another "Children's cancer charity".

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-his-foundation-were-just-forced-admit-their-fraud-now-ncna1081906

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In some very red Florida counties 20 TP 25% voted for "not Trump" 😂

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OOOOOOH! Great news! “Donny Shitforbrains” (good one)….”Commander Clownfuck” (even better! lol)…going down daily-“tick tock fucknut!” (another good one!!

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