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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Shouty half dressed Gym Jordan, little Donny fuck face, Rudy Colludy, three toes what’s her face, Wingnut Grievance Bubble! I love my new vocabulary! 😂

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Where did MTG's "three toes" name come from? I missed that origin story :-P

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Sporkfoot for short!

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Robin's avatar

Her feet look like sporks

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Mike Hammer's avatar

A photo of MTG barefoot surfaced when the photographer accidentally focused on her seemingly deformed, webbed feet. Gristlefoot

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Steve B's avatar

She was on a beach? I assume just coming in from the depths of the nearest ocean.

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Steve's avatar

She needs to be studied by biologists to determine her genetic origins. Crab? Mollusk? Catfish? All bottom-feeders.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I love how funny commenters on this page are!

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Mike Hammer's avatar

It happened after someone summoned Cthulhu, the ancient one. Or was she the Sydney Powell Kraken. I am so confused!

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