Trump was on Fox and Friends last week, and he spoke really fast, like a guy on speed. I expect he'll be similarly hopped-up (on goofballs!) at the debate--assuming he actually attends, and doesn't (as I expect he will) bail out.
... although he didn't quit referring to himself as an Admiral for at least a couple of years after he got busted down in rank. He is, in fact, a stellar exemplar for the Republiscum in Texas.
If they’re in the same room, they can probably hear each other even if no one else can. Biden could just sing bum bum bum bum whenever his mic is off and only trump would hear him. 🤪😁🤪
My wish also , resulting in permanent aphasia at the VERY LEAST. The sound of his voice is nauseating and his words are beyond comprehension. On second thought, the heart attack is also a good option with some enormously loud sharts prior.
Yeah I read where he drives the golf cart on to the green. I can't play golf anymore, but I never tolerated cheating even if I was paired up with strangers. Maybe he'll show up in a hearse.
Please, please, please let him have a complete mental breakdown during the debate.
Someone should yell, “SHARK!” And run.
Excellent. Maybe Biden should say, "at least while we're at this debate we don't have to worry about a SHARK ATTACK!"
And early on in the debate. Throw him off balance. Activate the gibberish button.
And keep doing it. Even if Trump "doesn't really think there's a shark in the tv studio," it will play as open mockery, which will have an effect.
👍YES. holler SHARK!!!! about every four sentences. He may have to leave the stage to be administered some “sedatives” by his physician, Ronny.
Trump was on Fox and Friends last week, and he spoke really fast, like a guy on speed. I expect he'll be similarly hopped-up (on goofballs!) at the debate--assuming he actually attends, and doesn't (as I expect he will) bail out.
Don Jr might’ve been “assisting” on that appearance.
Yes--although could be the Adderall? I don't know its effects. The consensus seems to be that that's Trump's drug of choice.
I think it's a type of speed.
Hitler and his troops were on a drug— pervitin. Also known as crystal meth. I’m not sure if Junior would dip into his stash and give it to his father.
He will not. I agree!
did you know ronny was demoted by whatever branch of the military he was in?
... although he didn't quit referring to himself as an Admiral for at least a couple of years after he got busted down in rank. He is, in fact, a stellar exemplar for the Republiscum in Texas.
Yes, ronnie johnson , right?? 🤣😆😂
His physician, Ronny Johnson, you mean.
Some Jaws music clips to set the mood too!
Or just have Biden murmur "bum-bum, bum-bum," etc., in that Jaws-y way, every time his mic goes hot.
If they’re in the same room, they can probably hear each other even if no one else can. Biden could just sing bum bum bum bum whenever his mic is off and only trump would hear him. 🤪😁🤪
That's right! All the better!
He's GOT to do that! That's perfect.
I LOVE this! It would be hilarious if Biden could randomly use and emphasize the word in his answers.
Yes! "There's a difference between the deficit and the debt. Let's say there are two sharks..."
They need to hire you before June 27!
Love this. Brilliant.
😂😂
LOL. That would be awesome! 😂😂
🤣
And play the jaws music as they enter the stage! 😂 🦈
I had something worse than mind.
Some sharting?
Some heart attacking. Fatal heart attacking...
STROKE ON NATL TV!!!!
My wish also , resulting in permanent aphasia at the VERY LEAST. The sound of his voice is nauseating and his words are beyond comprehension. On second thought, the heart attack is also a good option with some enormously loud sharts prior.
Definitely aphasia.
if he's holding a golf club that would be a two stroke penalty!!
The problem is, he always wins his rounds of golf, even if he’s dead.
Yeah I read where he drives the golf cart on to the green. I can't play golf anymore, but I never tolerated cheating even if I was paired up with strangers. Maybe he'll show up in a hearse.
Like a real shark?
To start with!
How would we tell?
Great reply to the prayer above ..."please let him have a complete mental breakdown during the debate". "How would we tell?".
Short of ripping off his clothes and running down the aisle naked, I’m not sure how anyone could tell!
He has on a diaper !
He's already had a mental breakdown....