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Michael Martel's avatar

Please, please, please let him have a complete mental breakdown during the debate.

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Kerbo's avatar

Someone should yell, “SHARK!” And run.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Excellent. Maybe Biden should say, "at least while we're at this debate we don't have to worry about a SHARK ATTACK!"

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William Burke's avatar

And early on in the debate. Throw him off balance. Activate the gibberish button.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

And keep doing it. Even if Trump "doesn't really think there's a shark in the tv studio," it will play as open mockery, which will have an effect.

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William Burke's avatar

👍YES. holler SHARK!!!! about every four sentences. He may have to leave the stage to be administered some “sedatives” by his physician, Ronny.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Trump was on Fox and Friends last week, and he spoke really fast, like a guy on speed. I expect he'll be similarly hopped-up (on goofballs!) at the debate--assuming he actually attends, and doesn't (as I expect he will) bail out.

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William Burke's avatar

Don Jr might’ve been “assisting” on that appearance.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes--although could be the Adderall? I don't know its effects. The consensus seems to be that that's Trump's drug of choice.

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arne link's avatar

I think it's a type of speed.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Hitler and his troops were on a drug— pervitin. Also known as crystal meth. I’m not sure if Junior would dip into his stash and give it to his father.

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

He will not. I agree!

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

did you know ronny was demoted by whatever branch of the military he was in?

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un poco loco's avatar

... although he didn't quit referring to himself as an Admiral for at least a couple of years after he got busted down in rank. He is, in fact, a stellar exemplar for the Republiscum in Texas.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Yes, ronnie johnson , right?? 🤣😆😂

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Marla's avatar

His physician, Ronny Johnson, you mean.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Some Jaws music clips to set the mood too!

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Or just have Biden murmur "bum-bum, bum-bum," etc., in that Jaws-y way, every time his mic goes hot.

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Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

If they’re in the same room, they can probably hear each other even if no one else can. Biden could just sing bum bum bum bum whenever his mic is off and only trump would hear him. 🤪😁🤪

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

That's right! All the better!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

He's GOT to do that! That's perfect.

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Karla's avatar

I LOVE this! It would be hilarious if Biden could randomly use and emphasize the word in his answers.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes! "There's a difference between the deficit and the debt. Let's say there are two sharks..."

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steve robertshaw's avatar

They need to hire you before June 27!

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arne link's avatar

Love this. Brilliant.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL. That would be awesome! 😂😂

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

And play the jaws music as they enter the stage! 😂 🦈

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I had something worse than mind.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Some sharting?

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Megan Ross's avatar

Some heart attacking. Fatal heart attacking...

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Bob n's avatar

STROKE ON NATL TV!!!!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

My wish also , resulting in permanent aphasia at the VERY LEAST. The sound of his voice is nauseating and his words are beyond comprehension. On second thought, the heart attack is also a good option with some enormously loud sharts prior.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Definitely aphasia.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

if he's holding a golf club that would be a two stroke penalty!!

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William Burke's avatar

The problem is, he always wins his rounds of golf, even if he’s dead.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Yeah I read where he drives the golf cart on to the green. I can't play golf anymore, but I never tolerated cheating even if I was paired up with strangers. Maybe he'll show up in a hearse.

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shee-rah's avatar

Like a real shark?

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

To start with!

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KO in LA's avatar

How would we tell?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Great reply to the prayer above ..."please let him have a complete mental breakdown during the debate". "How would we tell?".

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Short of ripping off his clothes and running down the aisle naked, I’m not sure how anyone could tell!

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

He has on a diaper !

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He's already had a mental breakdown....

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