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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

Donald Trump has probably paid for more abortions than the madam in a three dollar whorehouse.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Most of us believe that.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

I'd be curious to know how many illegitimate kids he has

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Openly Fae's avatar

Fewer than he has forced abortions and NDAs I imagine.

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Anna Beano's avatar

Great question. My dad was a lot like Trump: a malignant sociopath without the rat's nest hair or tower on 5th Avenue. My mom used to muse about how many illegitimate kids he might have since he would fuck a box of rocks.

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Michael M's avatar

Whatever you do, do NOT get any 23-and-me type genetic testing, or you may find out how many of those half siblings suddenly need your bank routing number.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

100%. We don't even know 23&me's end game. What do they want to do with our genes in the future...

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RV maxima's avatar

I have seen reporting that China is a customer. Hmm...what could they want?

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PTW's avatar

Words to live by.

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Lisa's avatar

Sounds like we had the same “dad”. I refer to mine simply as “sperm donor”.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

He sounds just like my ex. My daughter said she will never have genetic testing done, because she doesn’t want to find out she has another sibling. She has three, and that’s enough.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That might about all he's getting these days. Perhaps he could be the only ex POTUS who might need Tommy John surgery for a non- baseball related elbow injury.

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Kerbo's avatar

😂

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Michael M's avatar

Sorry, but your comment is out of date:

Three dollars was the going rate for a whore when they were Trump's grandfather's whores in his whorehouses.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I guarantee that.

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