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Be still my pounding heart 💗. Just the mere thought gets my blood pounding with such excitement I have to pee! I giggle with glee! I wiggle with Oooowee! Jiggle with joy, could it be? There are no bounds to the the stupidity of TFG, you see. He’ll holler and cry, “Why me?” The money will come, the cash will flow to his Chinese accounts then tell he’ll you all to “Blow”.

Rubes you are, patsies and toadies, He doesn’t even pay his roadies. What in the world are you thinking? You send him money without even blinking. So far you’ve got nothing to show for your investment, except a photo of him holding the Old and New Testament.

So please, let this come to fruition, I have only this one condition, he does this all from prison.

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I can never thank Substack enough for putting you in my inbox several times a week. This shit makes my day, every fucking time, but none more than this particular entry. It gives me hope and a bit of much needed fucking JOY after a fuckball of a week. Thank you sir! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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He'll run until the bitter end because 1) he's a delusional asshat who believes he can win but 2) because he's looking at financial ruin and an orange jumpsuit. Being POTUS is the only thing keeping the wolves at bay. It's his only ticket out.

So yes please- form a third party

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You do have a way with words, Jeff. You have been important in helping me retain my sanity.

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My hub voted for Perot. I couldn't thank him enough for helping to push Clinton for a win. He's "blued" over the years but I would not be averse to that orange puddle of puke starting his own party, getting 28% & never seeing him again. However, I'm convinced he's not gonna live that long. Keeping hope alive!!!

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That would be perfection and well-deserved karma for all concerned. Trump v. DeSantis will be Godzilla v. Guy in a Cheap Rubber Godzilla Halloween Costume. I'm reserving ringside seats NOW!

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Thank you for a chuckle on a hump day afternoon. My $$ is on Biden too despite all projections

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Oh,boy!

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Oh please, oh please, oh please......

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But Jeff, won't Defeated Former Guy be dead or in jail by 2024?

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