shitty mob boss Donald Trump violates his gag order — and robs the GOP blind
Donny needs to learn what the inside of a jail cell looks like
last night, on his crappy ghost town of an app, Little Donny Fuckface violated the shit out of his gag order.
“‘They are catching undercover Liberal Activists lying to the Judge in order to get on the Trump Jury,’ Jesse Watters”
Donny thinks he’s being cute here. he believes that by quoting some Fox News dipshit, he’s got plausible deniability. who me? I was just repeating something I heard.
sorry, fuck-o — this crosses the line into jury intimidation. and guess what, it’s working. not five minutes into the trial resuming this morning, this happened:
Trial has resumed in Trump’s NY election interference trial. The first issue: a juror from Tuesday has expressed concerns that her identity will become public (as friends and family have already contacted her to ask if she is a juror) and it has impacted her ability to be fair and impartial. She is excused from service.
the prosecutors are livid.
NOW: the prosecution is handing up to Judge Merchan a NEW order to show cause as to why Trump should not be held in contempt of court for his latest social media posts.
ADA Conroy to Merchan: “Since you signed the last order that we handed up on Monday, the defendant has violated the order seven more times.” ADA Conroy: “It’s ridiculous, it has to stop.”
Judge Merchan has to put an end to this shit, pronto. we don’t even have a jury yet, and prospective jurors are already being intimidated. the time has come for serious consequences for Trump’s non-stop fuckery. enough with the stern talking-tos. enough with the bullshit penny-ante fines.
it’s time for Donny to learn what the inside of a jail cell looks like. nothing else is working.
you knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Donald Trump’s shakedown of the Republican Party has begun.
“Beginning tomorrow, we ask that all candidates and committees who choose to use President Trump’s name, image, and likeness split a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee.”
yup, that’s right. effective immediately, every Republican candidate, from US Senator all the way down to the local dogcatcher, has to fork over at least five percent of their fundraising to the big guy. nobody should be surprised by this flagrant cash-grab, because this is how mob bosses operate.
has no Republican ever watched an episode of the Sopranos?
you never, ever get into bed with a mobster. they don’t give a shit about you. they don’t give a shit about your survival. they don’t give a shit about your business. you are nothing but a cash-extraction machine.
as Henry Hill so eloquently put it in Goodfellas, fuck you, pay me.
Now the guy’s got Paulie as a partner. But now the guy’s got to come up with Paulie’s money every week. No matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. Also, Paulie could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. And why not? Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway. And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and you sell it for a hundred. It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit. And then finally, when there’s nothing left, when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match.
ace job, Republicans.
it wasn’t suicidal enough to hitch your electoral future to a quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing courtroom-dozing insurrection-leading testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering rube-fleecing clown-makeup-smearing language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 88-count fluorescent tangerine felony factory — you had to give him the combination to your safe as well.
and when there’s nothing left to steal, Donald Trump is going to light a match — and it’s going to be such a pretty flame.
Donny’s Manhattan trial has brought the world’s worst tourists to NYC.
here’s professional moron and freelance idiot Laura Loomer.
“Greetings from Africa!!!!! Jk. This is NYC.”
Laura Loomer is not the only wingnut shocked to learn that black people are allowed to freely roam the streets of New York City — so is Marjorie Sporktoes Greene’s boyfriend Bee Face. this low-wattage goofus is apparently now a correspondent for RSBN.
I did see, in pockets, large groups of Hispanic males—a majority, almost 100 percent Hispanic males.
And I’ve also seen a lot of people who have come from West Africa and northern Africa in just packs, if you would.
who the fuck is this guy? bro, fucking a three-toed oddity does not qualify you to comment on the human condition.
when I was a kid, racists were ashamed enough to hide behind white hoods. today, they proudly shit their ugly bigotry all over social media.
as a guy who has lived his entire life in and around New York City, I feel qualified to say: hey, you cousin-fuckers, get the hell out of my city. we don’t want you here.
holy fucking shit, why is the media still doing this?
Reuters is just trolling us now.