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I’ve heard about a bidding war between Netflix (“Orange is the New Orange”) and NBC (“Prison Apprentice”).

I hope whoever wins -it runs for at least 20 seasons.

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I can see why they don't bother to seize his passport, because he owns his own plane. He's best buds with two of the most egregious dictators in the world who would be glad to give him passage into their countries without it.

I sincerely hope, though, that SOMEONE in power is watching his plane. If he's worrying about whether he'll have to wear orange (which, without his orange makeup, will make him look very pale ... not to mention what color his hair will be, when he'll be unable to dye it) then I'm willing to bet he's already planning his great escape, just in case.

What happens if he ends up fleeing to Russia or North Korea with digital records of those classified docs he stored so very carefully? Why is he even allowed to walk free? I hate to repeat that line "If it was anyone else ..." but seriously, if it was anyone else, he's be locked up so hard no one would remember he exists.

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I am 71 years old, and I have no words to describe the level of hatred I have towards that bag of rotten evil flesh. I do think he'll go down in history as sick, deranged and dangerous to all life on the planet as Hitler was. But I don't give a fuck about history, I care about NOW and what is being done to stop him.

I also find it almost impossible to believe that he has gotten this far but he has, and that fact alone should scare the bejesus out of all of us. We must have a Blue Wave in 2024 like no other.

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Who wrote that post about Milly for trump? Egregious? I mean, he would have needed someone to help him with the spelling to even look it up, much less use it in a sentence.

Losing lousy trump is not going to solve the problem unless we lose the educated evil people who are propping up his dynasty. They can get another warm body to fill that baggy suit.

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Sep 24, 2023·edited Sep 24, 2023

It is criminal that he hasn't been put away for all the violent rhetoric he keeps spouting. I thought the prosecution and Chutkan warned him against that. Seems like a hapless mom threatening an incorrigible toddler, "Now stop that. I'm gonna count to three..." But she's too weak to get to three because she has no idea what she’ll do. Idle threats— and he knows it. So disgusted with a system that tolerates this kind of crap from a traitorous killer.

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Trump thinks there should be the punishment of death for traitors. Hmmm 🤔

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Every single one of Trump’s targets should sue his ass for slander, libel, reckless endangerment, or whatever the fuck they have laws against. The DOJ seems too afraid to create the appearances of violating that bloated, orange douche bag’s first amendment rights. So let a bunch of private citizens--the Mark Milleys of the world--most of whom are Republican--step up and do us a solid. C’mon guys. Show us your balls are at least as big as E. Jean Carroll’s.

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Every week TFG convinces me that my Garden Slugs have more character!

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Why does he still have access to social media — and the public, via his speechifying? His threats only get more extreme and chilling. Judge Chutkan, please shut him down!

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Just when I thought he couldn't go any lower. How about Alcatraz? He and his Secret Service detail can stay there until Hell freezes over. You better have the contingency of his potential flight covered. One F-16 and a couple of sidewinders would do the trick.

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That orange jumpsuit will probably fit him better than his regular clothing.

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I imagine he’s more concerned about the hair and skin than the suit. And whether the guards will call him “sir”.

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How quaint to be forced to wear an orange jumpsuit to go along with his orange face and orange hair. All kidding aside, he is definitely showing signs of severe stress and his inability to grasp the severity of his mental state makes it the more pressing that he be found ineligible to run for the presidency in 2024. Retributive justice for Luis Avila would be for Trump to endure the type of pain he endured after he lost his leg, suffered 2 heart attacks and 2 strokes. May he live long enough to thumb his nose to Trump when the orange menace is behind bars.

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"let him be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit he fears so much, and let his stupid death threats echo impotently off the walls of his lonely cell." Now that's what I'd like to see.

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Just when I think I’ve heard the worst about Donny Fuckface, I read this. What was I thinking. A horrible POS like Donny must have uttered shit like this thousands of times.

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“Would government officials try to strip him of his lifetime Secret Service protections?”

Another insidious Trump lie; There is no lifetime Secret Service protection program. The only reason he has a Secret Service protection team is because President Biden approves any and all requests regarding Trump’s Federally provided protection.

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