When Biden was elected it was like the leafblower next door finally stopped after four years. Now that fucker is in the house every second of every day, and charging me for the privilege.
That would make an excellent recurring SNL character. Bowen Yang could come back and portray him as an encore to his epic work on the iceberg. The possibilities are endless.
i'm having the roof replaced on my house, and two bedrooms installed.
Six men at a time, banging, drilling and sawing. They been at it for weeks, and every time I think "I can't take any more!" I remind myself that it drowns out the noise of trump. . .
If I had, I would have moved out for three months. I don't even have the pleasure of getting up there every ten minutes and saying "Oooh! Are you sure that's right?" - well past the age of swinging on scaffolding. . .they could be installing a swimming pool up there for all I know. . .
Ha! I really love this. When we had our roof replaced (in order to match that of the new addition), gad - that NOISE - as well as all the other hammering and yawing for putting on the new roof for the addition - and all the yelling, smoking and nonstop yammering. But it was Summer so back then I could spend time down by the pool with a book to remove myself from 'some' of it. Previously, the school next door had done work through Winter and Spring which created even more noise and havoc I simply couldn't tolerate (cracking our ceilings, walls and even tile floors with the awful vibrations and causing glasses to rattle and even fall off shelves in cabinets). Now THAT is something I'd move out for if it ever happened again. Horrible! It's not a bad idea to have them do a flat roof so you COULD have a pool and garden, lol.
We recently had a horrible storm, which included hail. Lots of hail, which appears to have ruined 75% of the roofs in town. It probably ruined 100%, some too lazy to contact their insurance or don't have any. Anyway, any time you're outside, all you hear is the scraping, the hammering, nail guns, bam bam bam....should be a very loud spring and summer.
Hail around town varied from baseball to golf ball sized. Ours were golf ball sized. Small town, 7600 population, so wild how it varied so much.
Those beautiful quiet days with Biden I cherished every day because I new the shit was gonna hit the fan. That son of a bitch lies at the match between Biden and Pig face who lied his ass off and they were just fine with that
WTF with that weasel doing the interview. What a setup. I definitely get the leaf blower. I’m actually thinking about getting out of this Country. I don’t have Cancer but I’ve lost about 70 lbs with depression in 6 months absolutely no appetite
The only normalcy for me is reading your razor sharp and hilarious words each day! It’s NORMAL to point out the stupid shit that happens and you so articulately refuse to normalize it. Hope doesn’t exist in dead air. It’s kept alive with truth and solidarity, and pointing out the absurdity of all that happens brings us together and keeps us going. 💙
Uncle Jeff, YOU'RE the only one here concerned with writing too much!...those of us who read you every morning are stoked when we get "bonus words" from you...write on my man, write on...
"remember when Joe Biden was president, and we could all just have normal quiet weekends?"
I was raised Catholic. My father was a member of the Holy Name Society of our parish. So there was absolutely no taking the Lord's name in vain in our household. Nope, nope, nope.
To this day, I can't bring myself to say, or apparently type, g*ddamn, for example.
So that yammering flab goblin has made my life much more difficult what with me invariably starting each day with "Jesus fuck, what now?" 😡
I was also raised Catholic. I struggle with capitalizing the g in god. The guilt tripping indoctrination is evil. I'm totally atheist now and never going back. : )
I remember when I was the shy Catholic girl in the corner who NEVER used so-called 'bad' words. Now, scarcely a post of mine gets through without a good solid 'fuck' or two. And to be honest? I LOVE feeling free enough to write them as responses to Jeff's wordy posts where the fucks have a happy home and he keeps us laughing. ;)
Awarding it to himself is the only way he's ever going to get it. It's too bad he won't be able to keep it with him when he goes to prison, though. (My little Sunday fantasy).
There is no way this draft dodging mf’er gets to award himself the Medal of Honor. ALL veterans groups should be raising hell about this!!! This fucking clown needs to fall off his high horse…..now!
orange turnip is stark raving bonkers - as evidenced by those around him literally KEEPING HIM OUT OF THE SITUATION ROOM....and even Marjorie Taylor Green calling him crazy (takes one to know one?) Holy shit - we ARE living in a lunatic asylum run by the inmates.
Looking forward to you posting on a Sunday morning where you can proclaim that there's absolutely nothing to talk about -- except for the prosecutors prosecuting these bastards.
"a toddler who made it all the way to the potty without doing a boom-boom in his pants — which, by the way, is a thing Donny can’t do" and Biden still can.
Biden can also speak in complete sentences and connect each one with the previous one, something Trump cannot do. Hey media, where are all the stories about Trump's "cognitive decline"?
I think we should be sharing this video with all of our elected reps in the house and the Senate and asking them to play it for their colleagues. Here is Prof Bob Pape talking with Wajahat Ali and explaining why TRUMP'S WAR ON IRAN IS A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!
It passed by ONE fucking vote the other day! ONE Democrat didn't vote which would have forced a tie-breaker by vance who wasn't THERE! He was off playing pretend peace-maker with jared title 'son-in-law' and stupid witkoff, achieving nothing ALL while instructing the Pope on how he shouldn't dare be talking about theology (this new 6-yr catholic). Small wonder his lifelong Hindu wife hasn't bought into his proselytizing. I'm thinking he's even more stupid than the other two.
This is provably true. Even Neanderthal Greene made bank over SShitler's tariff pause last year. Profiteering has only gotten worse with the oil issue and prediction markets now.
Exactly. Somebody must be on the losing end of the shorts. WHY aren't they screaming from the rooftops? I'm sure 50 years from now we'll understand how the whole scam works.
But they can only make those quick gains if there are lots and lots of investors who think what Trump is saying is true. How did those people get any money in the first place?
It's not that they are falling for it, they are making big bucks playing the buy low, sell high game that Preznut sets into motion every time he opens his mouth to proclaim something!
He did it his first term as well. I was actively trading S&P futures and had to stop because I lost money by the market swings he caused every other day.
How about having the people on Wall Street watch this discussion of Wajahat Ali and University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explaining why TRUMP'S WAR ON IRAN IS A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!
Doc, the accuracy of your words is stunning and you’re right: he’s either awful or more awful; and, sometimes shifting into the third gear of “most horribly awful”
Since there is no bottom to the lows he'll sink to, the awfuls, more awful and most horribly awfuls will continue to proliferate until we are hopefully beyond this sheer madness one day.
Would never have thought of you as an AC fan Kay… always enjoyed photographing his gigs. Had an old friend who golfed with him…had no idea who he was.Excellent post per usual Kay!
I'm enjoying the steady stream of Trump trolling coming out of Iran right now. The IRGC Navy has the following warning being broadcast to inbound ships: "The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader, Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot". 😂
Just making the threat is a war crime. Time to have him fly to Europe to receive "The Hague Peace Prize" so the International Criminal Court can assert jurisdiction.
Well, there it is. The name of the book you absolutely have to write, Uncle Jeff. Or really, just curate, as you’ve already written it day after day, week after week, for the past few years…………💜🤣📚
When was he ever Mr. Nice Guy. I sincerely believe he is waiting for some pay off from Iran. Like if the Ayatola sends a message he'll give Trump, personally, a percentage of the toll money they are getting from ships passing thru the Strait. Let's say 5% to the Trump Ballroom Foundation.
I don't like Krazy Eyes Kash's implication that we love criminals. Unless of course he's talking about himself and the rest of the rump regime. The stupid does indeed burn.
We have alcoholics, rapists, pedophiles, insurrectionists, convicted criminals, constitution violators, law breakers…ALL lecturing and threatening us! This is the common resume for republicans. It is time for a different tactic to remove these psychotic, demented terrorists from our White House. Waiting for another election is NOT it!
People like to ask "What's the worst case scenario?" Well, we now have the worst case scenario in the White House. We could not possibly have anyone worse than Trump as president. And the country was never adequately prepared to deal seriously with a worst case scenario of this type.
Worst case scenario: Democrats retake both the House and the Senate in November, and Johnson, Thune, and Trump conspire not to allow the new Congress to be called into session to swear in the new members and elect new leadership.
Is it possible? I hope not, but how many times have they ALREADY violated norms?
None of them would have any such power. Johnson's Speakership ends when the new Congress starts: the House members are sworn in by a thoroughly nonpartisan clerk, who continues to preside until they elect a Speaker. Don't you remember the 15-ballot debacle when Kevin McCarthy didn't have the whole GOP voting for him?
Sadly, this seems plausible. Uncle McConnell paved the way for them with the SCOTUS delay in Dump's first term and little Johnson has proven he's willing to do anything for "his royal fuckface" (including shitting on his own religion), as has Thune, so I think you're onto something.
I just have to comment on the Obama/Mamdami video. Can I just say, it was a beautiful way to start my Sunday morning! As a former Early Childhood teacher, between the wonderful classroom, the sweet, sweet kiddos and two of the best men in this country, my heart just leapt! Made my day that much better and I am bookmarking the video to watch when the regime gets me down. Thank you, Jeff Tiedrich!
Kash is floundering. Miller is right where he wants to be. That is our devil's bargain. Put up with drunk incompetents or open the door to laser focused evil.
Yes, but maybe Miller would benefit from ingesting some substances. At least he might crack a smile for the cameras. Although I’m guessing he smiles ear to ear when he and his zombie wife get off to ICE porn
Great one again, Jeff. 2000 words that flew by. You remember those glass weather stations with the floating balls? That's the way I view the Trump cabal, floating globes of the The Worst Person in Human History that change places every week. Pete is up, Kristi is down, now it's Scott, now it's Markwayne.
Meanwhile, floating on the bottom like a clot of so-called "flushable" butt wipes is ol' Googly Eyes Patel.
Kash Patel is the kind of walking HR violation who’d flunk a background check to deliver Pennysavers, but Captain Treasonpants handed him the FBI and a set of jet keys anyway.
He's a sloppy sewer clown whose reckless joyriding on $60 million government Gulfstreams allegedly burned pilot hours and grounded actual investigations — including a full‑day delay getting the shooting reconstruction team to the Charlie Kirk assassination, because there weren’t enough planes or rested pilots left after Kash’s little field trips.
The FBI agents he didn't fire had to drive overnight in a winter storm from Quantico to Providence for the Brown University mass shooting because His Highness had tied up the bureau’s aircraft on personal travel, including trips to see his country‑singer girlfriend and to hang with the U.S. men’s hockey team in Milan, chugging beer and belting Toby Keith in the locker room on the taxpayer dime. These are his career highlights.
And let us not forget Luigi Mangione. The UnitedHealth CEO murder case is bogged down in suppression fights over Miranda violations and a backpack full of evidence that might get tossed because cops apparently treated the Constitution like an FAQ they’d read later.
Crazy Eyes Kash is so catastrophically unfit for the role he shouldn’t be trusted with a paper route, let alone the FBI. On the other hand, it's a great time to be a criminal. McGruff the Crime Dog retired and Hoover is buried in his favorite Edith Head gown, so nobody is coming.
I remember David Letterman ranting about Trump, way back during 1.0, that if he were night-shift manager at a fast-food joint he would have been fired long ago, for arguing with a customer and chasing him out to the parking lot, for sexually harassing the female staff, for stealing from the till, for letting a whole shipment of meat go bad through negligence, and for lying transparently about all of these things when called out on them.
The idiots and Heritage Foundation people he appointed were charged with dismantling our government and it's agencies. That's Project XX-XXV. Musk's unvetted 20-something hackers and coders were stealing our private information to sell it or give to the AI masters of the universe who think their money makes them better than everyone else. And while women lose their body autonomy, 62m men are learning how to drug their wives and sell them for sex. And no USA man has been atrested/tried for their involvement with Epstein, one woman has. This timeline s*cks.
Donny has so many drunks in his as administration, he should open up his own rehab center. Or, he could just do what he does best and slap his name on top of Betty Ford’s in big, gold letters.
Dude, I know! I left the church in 1971, and haven't looked back. But a pope from da Sout' Side a Chicaguh, and a Sox fan?! Guy's relateable, he coulda been the Bowling Team monitor at my high school!
I'm not religious, but in my family we kids went to Sunday School. In seventh grade we were fascinated by the Book of Revelation. I really like this Pope and I'm grateful for him. But the friction between The Humpty of So Insane and Pope Leo feels almost apocalyptic!
Me too! Watching him with Mamdani almost made me cry. The decency and caring and deep sense of duty they share is in such stark contrast to the giant pile of degenerate, lying turds we have in office today.
Jeff, Kash, the gift that keeps giving…. Pick a day that ends in Y and Kash is in the tank. Another gift is Kash’s gf, you know folks… the country western singer who sings between bouts of wrestling matches who must have armed security and a special FBI detail because… she is so special. And Kash is able to use taxpayer funded aircraft so he can watch his gf perform around the country, all the while doing important FBI work. As I said..the gift that keeps giving… Best to All fellow Travelers.
This entire cadre of soulless sycophants are superlative in their corruption. Not only do they lack any real qualifications for their jobs, but they also actively treat the public's money as a slush fund to blatantly abuse. Noem awarding a couple $hundred million to cronies for her to play dress up, speding millions to join the mile high adultery club, Hegseth buying crab, steak, lobsters, and a grand piano, Patel using the FBI SWAT team for his gf's security, ad nauseum. Breathtaking corruption. When these mofos die, they are so crooked that they can be screwed into the ground like a wine key.
And Doc I forgot to mention the hacking of Kash’s civilian email account going back 10 years, hacked by Iran. I do hope they begin to release nuggets soon… no wonder that dude drinks so much, hell, he’s probably bumping lines along with the booze the way he seems to be sniffing all the time.
Hey Chet, I believe u have hit a nugget I did not consider… They both look like they are bumping lines on a daily basis, along with friends and family⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Haha, and the knowledge that he is an unqualified, incompetent sell out with insecurities galore that amount to ginormous self-loathing, best salved with ethanol and partying
And let's remember that virtually all of Trump's unqualified appointees were approved by THIS Senate. What makes anyone thinks they could get enough votes to convict in an impeachment.
There’s case reports of suicides linked with using alcohol and cocaine together. Alcohol in excess can make folk feel depressed and have suicidal ideation, but the natural course of events is for them to get increasingly tired and sleep it off. Cocaine is a stimulant however, and can give them the energy and drive to follow through.
oh god, I wrote TWO THOUSAND WORDS on a Sunday morning. I'm so sorry, everyone. but there was literally that much to talk about.
remember when Joe Biden was president, and we could all just have normal quiet weekends?
When Biden was elected it was like the leafblower next door finally stopped after four years. Now that fucker is in the house every second of every day, and charging me for the privilege.
Yes, the leafblower is INSIDE THE HOUSE 24/7.
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I’ve often described it as a car alarm next door - and they just went on vacation for 10 years.
Hopefully Mr. Blood Clot shows up sooner to shut off the blower.
That would make an excellent recurring SNL character. Bowen Yang could come back and portray him as an encore to his epic work on the iceberg. The possibilities are endless.
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Great analogy
😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭 excellent analogy! Fucking LEAFBLOWER!
i'm having the roof replaced on my house, and two bedrooms installed.
Six men at a time, banging, drilling and sawing. They been at it for weeks, and every time I think "I can't take any more!" I remind myself that it drowns out the noise of trump. . .
Oh, roof replacement is one of the worst!! I had no idea it would be what it was.
Me neither.
If I had, I would have moved out for three months. I don't even have the pleasure of getting up there every ten minutes and saying "Oooh! Are you sure that's right?" - well past the age of swinging on scaffolding. . .they could be installing a swimming pool up there for all I know. . .
Ha! I really love this. When we had our roof replaced (in order to match that of the new addition), gad - that NOISE - as well as all the other hammering and yawing for putting on the new roof for the addition - and all the yelling, smoking and nonstop yammering. But it was Summer so back then I could spend time down by the pool with a book to remove myself from 'some' of it. Previously, the school next door had done work through Winter and Spring which created even more noise and havoc I simply couldn't tolerate (cracking our ceilings, walls and even tile floors with the awful vibrations and causing glasses to rattle and even fall off shelves in cabinets). Now THAT is something I'd move out for if it ever happened again. Horrible! It's not a bad idea to have them do a flat roof so you COULD have a pool and garden, lol.
"Hammering and Yammering!"
Sums it up nicely.
We recently had a horrible storm, which included hail. Lots of hail, which appears to have ruined 75% of the roofs in town. It probably ruined 100%, some too lazy to contact their insurance or don't have any. Anyway, any time you're outside, all you hear is the scraping, the hammering, nail guns, bam bam bam....should be a very loud spring and summer.
Hail around town varied from baseball to golf ball sized. Ours were golf ball sized. Small town, 7600 population, so wild how it varied so much.
I am amazed at how many "likes" this comment of mine got! Suffering under builders is obviously part of the universal human condition. . .
SO this!
Excellent analogy! I hate those goddamn fucking leafblowers!
Best analogy I’ve heard yet 😂
People accuse me of being a traitor when I order an ice-cream cone. It's creepy but if Biden can do it then I'm gonna do it!
Nailed it good!
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Those beautiful quiet days with Biden I cherished every day because I new the shit was gonna hit the fan. That son of a bitch lies at the match between Biden and Pig face who lied his ass off and they were just fine with that
WTF with that weasel doing the interview. What a setup. I definitely get the leaf blower. I’m actually thinking about getting out of this Country. I don’t have Cancer but I’ve lost about 70 lbs with depression in 6 months absolutely no appetite
The only normalcy for me is reading your razor sharp and hilarious words each day! It’s NORMAL to point out the stupid shit that happens and you so articulately refuse to normalize it. Hope doesn’t exist in dead air. It’s kept alive with truth and solidarity, and pointing out the absurdity of all that happens brings us together and keeps us going. 💙
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Uncle Jeff, YOU'RE the only one here concerned with writing too much!...those of us who read you every morning are stoked when we get "bonus words" from you...write on my man, write on...
It was a really great bunch of words and an informative bunch, besides being as enjoyable as usual!!!
"remember when Joe Biden was president, and we could all just have normal quiet weekends?"
I was raised Catholic. My father was a member of the Holy Name Society of our parish. So there was absolutely no taking the Lord's name in vain in our household. Nope, nope, nope.
To this day, I can't bring myself to say, or apparently type, g*ddamn, for example.
So that yammering flab goblin has made my life much more difficult what with me invariably starting each day with "Jesus fuck, what now?" 😡
"yammering flab goblin." Ok, I'm keeping that one in my back pocket for later use. LOVE!
I was also raised Catholic. I struggle with capitalizing the g in god. The guilt tripping indoctrination is evil. I'm totally atheist now and never going back. : )
You and me both, Blue Dawg!
My dad was also in the “Holy Name Society”. I am sure he would be horrified by drumpf going after the Pope
I remember when I was the shy Catholic girl in the corner who NEVER used so-called 'bad' words. Now, scarcely a post of mine gets through without a good solid 'fuck' or two. And to be honest? I LOVE feeling free enough to write them as responses to Jeff's wordy posts where the fucks have a happy home and he keeps us laughing. ;)
You wrote lots and lots of great words! I hope that Donnyverse gains traction.
Just ran across this on Bluesky.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2676762877/
OMG. I laughed so hard I'm choking! Award HIMSELF the Medal of Honor? Oh good grief!
Awarding it to himself is the only way he's ever going to get it. It's too bad he won't be able to keep it with him when he goes to prison, though. (My little Sunday fantasy).
he can wear it as he kneels at the guillotine . (my daily fantasy)
Ooh, I like yours better!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little! 🤮
There is no way this draft dodging mf’er gets to award himself the Medal of Honor. ALL veterans groups should be raising hell about this!!! This fucking clown needs to fall off his high horse…..now!
the felon mentions awarding himself one every time he presents someone with one
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OMG, I saw that too! I'm going to throw up.
orange turnip is stark raving bonkers - as evidenced by those around him literally KEEPING HIM OUT OF THE SITUATION ROOM....and even Marjorie Taylor Green calling him crazy (takes one to know one?) Holy shit - we ARE living in a lunatic asylum run by the inmates.
Goniff schnook. That there’s Grade A!
My favorite too! Let's try to use that in a sentence today! 😁
Kinda sorta. Were we just… dreaming?
If so, I'm heading back to bed to save humanity.
I get it. There are days when even my hair hurts.
A grateful nation thanks you.
It's the only way,Joyce!
Looking forward to you posting on a Sunday morning where you can proclaim that there's absolutely nothing to talk about -- except for the prosecutors prosecuting these bastards.
No, I can’t remember. Anxiety has been burned into daily existence with this band of chucklefucks “running” our country. Into the ground that is..
I'll read 2,000 of your words any day.
We’re not counting, we’re soaking it in. Thank you Jeff for not missing a beat!
"a toddler who made it all the way to the potty without doing a boom-boom in his pants — which, by the way, is a thing Donny can’t do" and Biden still can.
Biden can also speak in complete sentences and connect each one with the previous one, something Trump cannot do. Hey media, where are all the stories about Trump's "cognitive decline"?
Really. I wake up every morning with both hope and dread. What will the day bring?
Keep up the much-needed writing ! Truth demands no limits .
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit—
Donny's back to vowing to bomb all of Iran's infrastructure.
"if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!"
ugh, this fucking shithead
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116431297579272777
Meanwhile, back at the Senate, Susan (I'm concerned) Collins and her R pals keep voting down a measure to stop this insanity.
There must be a video of Suzie and Ghislaine.
I think we should be sharing this video with all of our elected reps in the house and the Senate and asking them to play it for their colleagues. Here is Prof Bob Pape talking with Wajahat Ali and explaining why TRUMP'S WAR ON IRAN IS A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
It passed by ONE fucking vote the other day! ONE Democrat didn't vote which would have forced a tie-breaker by vance who wasn't THERE! He was off playing pretend peace-maker with jared title 'son-in-law' and stupid witkoff, achieving nothing ALL while instructing the Pope on how he shouldn't dare be talking about theology (this new 6-yr catholic). Small wonder his lifelong Hindu wife hasn't bought into his proselytizing. I'm thinking he's even more stupid than the other two.
Just learned a new word from another Substacker; “comemierdo”. Spanish for shit eater. Thank Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez for that one.
Comemierdo! I’m using that one. Thank you!
Jeff yeeted out some fabulous Yiddish today SPW…mangeur de merde is the French version, Alisa is a most excellent read!
That phrase sounds better in French. Non?
It probably does sound, if not better, then at least diplomatic but only if one speaks French. Comierdo works like a whip.
I'd use both...but is it co - as in 'cope' or co as in 'comma'
It is co as in "cope" — "comer" means "to eat" and "mierdo" means "shit" in Spanish lol
Cō-mē-ěr-dō. That is the phonetic spelling for the Spanish pronunciation. The accent would be on the “er”.
Indeed she is.
Love it! Little Donnie F F Commierdo!
Gracias!
Isn't that his place down in Florida? Comemierdo-Loco?
Just in time for the markets to open. Hey Charlie Brown! Kick this football! Oh shit, I meant the WSJ and NYT. He's serious this time.
Who keeps falling for this? I know insiders are shorting oil stock or whatever but that only works if dumbdumbs keep buying Trump's lies.
I think there is a select group who gets the tip-off and they rake up short-term gains to the tune of billions. This is now seen as normal.
This is provably true. Even Neanderthal Greene made bank over SShitler's tariff pause last year. Profiteering has only gotten worse with the oil issue and prediction markets now.
Meanwhile Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Oh definitely but who are the suckers and losers that keep shorting profitable?
Exactly. Somebody must be on the losing end of the shorts. WHY aren't they screaming from the rooftops? I'm sure 50 years from now we'll understand how the whole scam works.
But they can only make those quick gains if there are lots and lots of investors who think what Trump is saying is true. How did those people get any money in the first place?
Meanwhile Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
It's not that they are falling for it, they are making big bucks playing the buy low, sell high game that Preznut sets into motion every time he opens his mouth to proclaim something!
He did it his first term as well. I was actively trading S&P futures and had to stop because I lost money by the market swings he caused every other day.
Meanwhile Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
We get it. You’re like a broken record. Stop already.
Secret tell show is pretty obvious
How about having the people on Wall Street watch this discussion of Wajahat Ali and University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explaining why TRUMP'S WAR ON IRAN IS A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
I didn't know that he had ever been a nice guy.
Unironically used by him. More conventional than "I WILL BE AN EVEN BIGGER PIECE OF SHIT THAN I NORMALLY AM"
Doc, the accuracy of your words is stunning and you’re right: he’s either awful or more awful; and, sometimes shifting into the third gear of “most horribly awful”
Since there is no bottom to the lows he'll sink to, the awfuls, more awful and most horribly awfuls will continue to proliferate until we are hopefully beyond this sheer madness one day.
As a person that has shorted many stocks over time it’s a much more nervie way to go than being long.
Alice Cooper was prescient?
No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.
Would never have thought of you as an AC fan Kay… always enjoyed photographing his gigs. Had an old friend who golfed with him…had no idea who he was.Excellent post per usual Kay!
I was Patrick, though I never saw him in concert. My loss
I bet he used more eye makeup than you did Kay-El!
Lol, for sure Dave
I'm enjoying the steady stream of Trump trolling coming out of Iran right now. The IRGC Navy has the following warning being broadcast to inbound ships: "The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader, Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot". 😂
Meanwhile Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
He couldn’t have meant himself when he said no more mr. nice guy. He was never nice. Nice is a concept he cannot understand.
Bingo.
Meanwhile University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Just making the threat is a war crime. Time to have him fly to Europe to receive "The Hague Peace Prize" so the International Criminal Court can assert jurisdiction.
Meanwhile University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
“ugh, this fucking shithead”
Well, there it is. The name of the book you absolutely have to write, Uncle Jeff. Or really, just curate, as you’ve already written it day after day, week after week, for the past few years…………💜🤣📚
Mr Nice Guy
Another thing that never ever happened
"Nice guys finish last. Or sometimes not at all."--Austin Powers
He is so embarrassing. Heʻs the "Old Man Shouts At Cloud" meme 24/7/365
Meanwhile University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
When was he ever Mr. Nice Guy. I sincerely believe he is waiting for some pay off from Iran. Like if the Ayatola sends a message he'll give Trump, personally, a percentage of the toll money they are getting from ships passing thru the Strait. Let's say 5% to the Trump Ballroom Foundation.
Meanwhile University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
This is what million of Americans wanted, abject cruelty so they could kill as many people as possible. It's a death cult.
I hate him! 😡
No more Mr. Nice Guy?
Uh, when was he ever nice?
I'm very curious who he thinks is "Mr Nice Guy." What a fucking moron.
Blessed are the sheetmakers, for I am six to the wind.
--Book of Kash
Funniest and wittiest comment I have ever read here
aww
I agree; good one, Ann!
I don't like Krazy Eyes Kash's implication that we love criminals. Unless of course he's talking about himself and the rest of the rump regime. The stupid does indeed burn.
With MAGAts, every accusation is really a confession.
Meanwhile University of Chicago Prof. Bob Pape explains why this war is a global catastrophe.
https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
The quislings are easy to spot Mingo!
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Phenomenal! 😂😂😂
Ann, are you always this funny? 😁
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We have alcoholics, rapists, pedophiles, insurrectionists, convicted criminals, constitution violators, law breakers…ALL lecturing and threatening us! This is the common resume for republicans. It is time for a different tactic to remove these psychotic, demented terrorists from our White House. Waiting for another election is NOT it!
Don't forget adulterers, although the ranks have thinned slightly with the departure of Kill 'em Kristi.
Kristi Noem is viciously anti-trans
And reportedly told White House hands
Bryon dresses up whore-y
So I can bang Corey
They are such morality fans
H12th, the list is so long and every characteristic they have is vile!
“So I can bang Corey” … scandalous, you are Doc, just
scandalous!!!
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Noems husband is a trip Doc…
People like to ask "What's the worst case scenario?" Well, we now have the worst case scenario in the White House. We could not possibly have anyone worse than Trump as president. And the country was never adequately prepared to deal seriously with a worst case scenario of this type.
Worst case scenario: Democrats retake both the House and the Senate in November, and Johnson, Thune, and Trump conspire not to allow the new Congress to be called into session to swear in the new members and elect new leadership.
Is it possible? I hope not, but how many times have they ALREADY violated norms?
You can bet on it. Democratic proceduralists operate by norms and Republicans have made it their mission to violate them.
None of them would have any such power. Johnson's Speakership ends when the new Congress starts: the House members are sworn in by a thoroughly nonpartisan clerk, who continues to preside until they elect a Speaker. Don't you remember the 15-ballot debacle when Kevin McCarthy didn't have the whole GOP voting for him?
I hope you're right. The issue I raise is what could they do BEFORE "the new Congress starts?"
They don't run the local election boards either.
No, they don't. The elections should take place. It's what happens afterwards that I'm worried about.
Sadly, this seems plausible. Uncle McConnell paved the way for them with the SCOTUS delay in Dump's first term and little Johnson has proven he's willing to do anything for "his royal fuckface" (including shitting on his own religion), as has Thune, so I think you're onto something.
Remember when they called Republucans "values voters." Now they are all crazy degenerates.
I remember hearing that in the past Republicans called themselves value voters. Wow. Was that supposed to be ironic?
Exactly Seeking, acting on our present danger doesn’t appear to be of concern for Schumer and Jeffries!
I just have to comment on the Obama/Mamdami video. Can I just say, it was a beautiful way to start my Sunday morning! As a former Early Childhood teacher, between the wonderful classroom, the sweet, sweet kiddos and two of the best men in this country, my heart just leapt! Made my day that much better and I am bookmarking the video to watch when the regime gets me down. Thank you, Jeff Tiedrich!
Krazee Eyed Kash, MAGA's FBI mole
Will find his misbehavior taking its toll
His bumbling pedantics
And drunken antics
Will soon cause his head to roll
Lord, hear our prayer. A woman is being brought in to clean up the man's mess. As always.
YOU are on a roll today! 👍👍👏👏👏
A roll today, a croissant tomorrow
Bachman-Turner-Overdrive (BTO you might recall):
“Let it Roll!!!””
oh yeah, I remember ....
Soon isn't fast enough for me.
How about in two weeks?
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Poor little Kash. There are a few men in the tRump maladministration who suffer deeply from "little man syndrome." Miller is another.
Kash is floundering. Miller is right where he wants to be. That is our devil's bargain. Put up with drunk incompetents or open the door to laser focused evil.
Yes, but maybe Miller would benefit from ingesting some substances. At least he might crack a smile for the cameras. Although I’m guessing he smiles ear to ear when he and his zombie wife get off to ICE porn
Great one again, Jeff. 2000 words that flew by. You remember those glass weather stations with the floating balls? That's the way I view the Trump cabal, floating globes of the The Worst Person in Human History that change places every week. Pete is up, Kristi is down, now it's Scott, now it's Markwayne.
Meanwhile, floating on the bottom like a clot of so-called "flushable" butt wipes is ol' Googly Eyes Patel.
Kash Patel is the kind of walking HR violation who’d flunk a background check to deliver Pennysavers, but Captain Treasonpants handed him the FBI and a set of jet keys anyway.
He's a sloppy sewer clown whose reckless joyriding on $60 million government Gulfstreams allegedly burned pilot hours and grounded actual investigations — including a full‑day delay getting the shooting reconstruction team to the Charlie Kirk assassination, because there weren’t enough planes or rested pilots left after Kash’s little field trips.
The FBI agents he didn't fire had to drive overnight in a winter storm from Quantico to Providence for the Brown University mass shooting because His Highness had tied up the bureau’s aircraft on personal travel, including trips to see his country‑singer girlfriend and to hang with the U.S. men’s hockey team in Milan, chugging beer and belting Toby Keith in the locker room on the taxpayer dime. These are his career highlights.
And let us not forget Luigi Mangione. The UnitedHealth CEO murder case is bogged down in suppression fights over Miranda violations and a backpack full of evidence that might get tossed because cops apparently treated the Constitution like an FAQ they’d read later.
Crazy Eyes Kash is so catastrophically unfit for the role he shouldn’t be trusted with a paper route, let alone the FBI. On the other hand, it's a great time to be a criminal. McGruff the Crime Dog retired and Hoover is buried in his favorite Edith Head gown, so nobody is coming.
Barr was on target that Patel was and still is a dangerous dumbass. But also, fuck Bill Barr
Hobson's choice. Dangerous dumb shits or dangerous competent psychopaths. They're all thieves.
Don’t forget the botched investigation of Nancy Guthrie‘s disappearance. He’s a walking human error.
Can't Catch 'em Kash.
Ooooh, Good one!
I remember David Letterman ranting about Trump, way back during 1.0, that if he were night-shift manager at a fast-food joint he would have been fired long ago, for arguing with a customer and chasing him out to the parking lot, for sexually harassing the female staff, for stealing from the till, for letting a whole shipment of meat go bad through negligence, and for lying transparently about all of these things when called out on them.
Negligence is him.
Early in the Brown University shooting nvestigation Ka$h boasted that they had a suspect. The "suspect" was soon released.
He’s a knuckleheaded boob.
We've gone from DEI to DUI. What's next?
Hopefully DOI - Donny Out and Investigated.
I'm hoping for DOA.
Anybody in the US can say to anybody else "Is he dead yet?" and be understood without having to specify who "he" is.
Same here, Arne!
Exactly what I was thinking...
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Touché du jour Lisa!
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The idiots and Heritage Foundation people he appointed were charged with dismantling our government and it's agencies. That's Project XX-XXV. Musk's unvetted 20-something hackers and coders were stealing our private information to sell it or give to the AI masters of the universe who think their money makes them better than everyone else. And while women lose their body autonomy, 62m men are learning how to drug their wives and sell them for sex. And no USA man has been atrested/tried for their involvement with Epstein, one woman has. This timeline s*cks.
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Donny has so many drunks in his as administration, he should open up his own rehab center. Or, he could just do what he does best and slap his name on top of Betty Ford’s in big, gold letters.
Don't give him any ideas.
It's a sad state of affairs when I'm siding with the Pope AND the Ayatollah!
I frequently find myself siding with this Pope, and I'm literally a card-carrying atheist. Sometimes it makes my head hurt 🤕
Dude, I know! I left the church in 1971, and haven't looked back. But a pope from da Sout' Side a Chicaguh, and a Sox fan?! Guy's relateable, he coulda been the Bowling Team monitor at my high school!
I'm not religious, but in my family we kids went to Sunday School. In seventh grade we were fascinated by the Book of Revelation. I really like this Pope and I'm grateful for him. But the friction between The Humpty of So Insane and Pope Leo feels almost apocalyptic!
what did Nostradamus predict?
I don't know. I'll have to Google that.
This whole timeline is like some sort of fever dream, isn't it? A world where we wake up every day and check our phones to see if he's dead yet.
and sometimes nodding along to what Marjorie Taylor Greene and (gasp!) Fucker Carlson have to say?
strange days, mama
"Kash Patel is hawking pills that claim to reverse the effects of the Covid vaccines."
You mean, pills that give you Covid? 🦠 🤔 🤷
OMG, I MISS OBAMA!
Me too! Watching him with Mamdani almost made me cry. The decency and caring and deep sense of duty they share is in such stark contrast to the giant pile of degenerate, lying turds we have in office today.
Jeff, Kash, the gift that keeps giving…. Pick a day that ends in Y and Kash is in the tank. Another gift is Kash’s gf, you know folks… the country western singer who sings between bouts of wrestling matches who must have armed security and a special FBI detail because… she is so special. And Kash is able to use taxpayer funded aircraft so he can watch his gf perform around the country, all the while doing important FBI work. As I said..the gift that keeps giving… Best to All fellow Travelers.
This entire cadre of soulless sycophants are superlative in their corruption. Not only do they lack any real qualifications for their jobs, but they also actively treat the public's money as a slush fund to blatantly abuse. Noem awarding a couple $hundred million to cronies for her to play dress up, speding millions to join the mile high adultery club, Hegseth buying crab, steak, lobsters, and a grand piano, Patel using the FBI SWAT team for his gf's security, ad nauseum. Breathtaking corruption. When these mofos die, they are so crooked that they can be screwed into the ground like a wine key.
And Doc I forgot to mention the hacking of Kash’s civilian email account going back 10 years, hacked by Iran. I do hope they begin to release nuggets soon… no wonder that dude drinks so much, hell, he’s probably bumping lines along with the booze the way he seems to be sniffing all the time.
Right. The FBI DIRECTOR gets his emails hacked. Hahah, oh, them fun Iranians
FF— I been wondering if Kash is stealing from Don, Jr.’s stash?
Hey Chet, I believe u have hit a nugget I did not consider… They both look like they are bumping lines on a daily basis, along with friends and family⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Should we feel sorry for ol' Kash
Heading for the inevitable crash
All his ethanol guzzling
Won't erase his drumpf taint nuzzling
I think that can give you a rash
Are you sure it isn’t the grift that keeps on grifting?
should have scrolled down before posting the same, ah well, GMTA
Same, Kay-El
On the same wavelength
the grift that keeps on grifting
I gotta admit the Kash story still confuses me. I figured he was coked to the gills, not blackout drunk.
Could be both.. Coke and champagne for the Kash man… I guess it helps him deal with his gf singing..
I guess. Just seems kinda “eighties”, doesn’t it. Then again, that’s kinda the vibe of the admin.
Let's do the time warp again!
Oh, my. That is funny.
Haha, and the knowledge that he is an unqualified, incompetent sell out with insecurities galore that amount to ginormous self-loathing, best salved with ethanol and partying
And let's remember that virtually all of Trump's unqualified appointees were approved by THIS Senate. What makes anyone thinks they could get enough votes to convict in an impeachment.
Truth. Ugly truth
Alcohol is a depressant and coke is a stimulant a really bad combination and dangerous
Could it kill you? Asking for a friend.
There’s case reports of suicides linked with using alcohol and cocaine together. Alcohol in excess can make folk feel depressed and have suicidal ideation, but the natural course of events is for them to get increasingly tired and sleep it off. Cocaine is a stimulant however, and can give them the energy and drive to follow through.
apparently not, unfortunately. however he is no spring chicken, so we can root for "the widow maker".....
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Sounds good.
Ketamine maybe rather than cocaine, which is so passe'
Porque no los dos?
That’s the Occam’s Razor answer, for sure.