And so it begins. Yesterday, an immediate family member lost their six-figure job because the company told them and fellow workers that due to the now-impossibility of getting needed parts from China, the project is being cancelled. And we’re not talking about some lamp or trash compactor, but a new building whose skeleton girders will now stand as a testament to utter destruction based on stupidity.
This is only the beginning. We live in terrifying times and the whole point is to make everyone afraid. We must fight back. Sorry about your family member. That is terrible.
In February, my friend who works with open lands doing wetlands restoration told me that Trump refused to pay all of the people they had contracted to clear invasives out of a body of water, and now, with them not able to continue everything that they got rid of is coming back because they could not finish. All of the federal employees were told to go into the office, but could not get in. My husband's scientific grant funding which had been approved is now on hold,. Trump believes that greatness is detroying everything, as in a toddler having a great big temper tantrum.
The Greenlanders Got MAGA hats, only they spelled the words out, and they said,
I am so sorry that this is happening to your husband and to so many others😡! This regime is out to hurt anything or anyone that is not a multibillionaire especially the middle working class & the poor citizens🤬🤬
Thanks Cheryl. I agree that damaged Trump the madman wants to hurt everyone except his super wealthy friends. And, since my husband is a scientist, I would say that they are out to destroy education and particularly science. Research in all areas of science including medicine has been cancelled and destroyed. It is awful. Life saving treatments will not be developed. People in treatment will die. The goal is to turn the US into a Christian Nationalist theocracy. CNs have no empathy and no mercy. Read Andra Watkins on it.
Also mostly caused by conservatives. Like the savings and loan fiasco. Reverse Robin Hooding, stealing from the poor and average people and giving to the rich are always their play
Did I see, or am I dreaming, that there’s a booking photo from when he was arraigned in NY for his fraud trial which states his height as 5’10” and his weight as 324?
Yep, the biggest tragedy. We all go down with the ship, since despite years of Rethuglican efforts to divide us, we are all in the SAME FUCKING BOAT. Forgive my profanity but I am enraged at not only the stupidity of all this but also the willfully destructive, cruel, malevolent, and traitorous conduct of this M-Fer and all his evil stooges.
I’m sorry to say that it is not the beginning. This has BEEN happening since January. It may have just visited your doorstep (and I am very sorry for that) but some of us have been dealing with the horrific fallout for some time.
Yup, a neutered Elno Riprock would be a big benefit. No more little Nazis would be brought into this world and subjected to his twisted, hateful bullshit. Makes you wonder how many women he's approached over the years and even with all of his money, how many told him to go fuck himself?
The chick who said "no thanks", wins an award for smarts in my book! And in a typical incel move, as soon as she said "no", Elon cancelled his "following" and I think I read that she claims that cancellation cost her $42,000.
He offered the Republican hate monger woman, 15 million plus 100,000 a month, to date he only paid 2.5 million, so she's suing him for the rest. So he's a liar on those who take him up on it.
At least 15 because Amber Heard milked him for one. He figured out how crazy she was and that was what she wanted from him, and he sued her not to use the eggs. He lost, and she has a daughter suddenly (by surrogate of course.)
Recent documents leaked by Jennifer Howell, a close friend of Heard’s sister Whitney Henriquez and mum Paige, allege that Elon Musk, the Tesla billionaire, sued Amber in the past. Their issue was over frozen embryos comprised of the couples’ genetic material – he wanted to prevent her from using them.
"Family friend Jennifer stated that Amber “was in a legal battle with him over the rights to embryos they had created together
He wanted to destroy them and Amber tried to keep them to have a baby.
Tragically, mum Paige passed away in May. Jennifer made these statements in the January trial of the libel trial Depp has enacted against Heard. Depp’s lawyers subpoenaed her during his libel trial against The Sun for referring to him as a “wife-beater.”
However, Jennifer muddies this depiction of Amber as a victim
She said that Amber was, “extremely violent… I was worried she was going to kill” Depp.
So, how did Elon Musk get pulled into this mess?
He visited Amber at the LA penthouse she had previously lived in with Depp, but Musk swears that he did not engage in relations with Amber until she filed for divorce from her ex. Eventually, their relationship became serious enough that they retrieved and froze embryos, planning for a future pregnancy."
It has been revealed the baby was born in April and, according to US celebrity website Page Six, she was born via surrogate. But this has not been confirmed by Heard or her representatives...The actress has had quite a turbulent year, appearing as a witness in a high-profile libel court case involving her ex-husband, Johnny Depp, and the British newspaper, The Sun, which he subsequently lost.
Yuck! Sordid celebrity gossip about people who matter not in the least. But a weird connection there between Elmo and Amber, anyway. Just....bizarre all the way around, EFN.
I've experienced that more than once. I just can't imagine what men think is going to happen? What is the thought process? Do they think a woman is just going to jump on them when they see their magnificent four inches? Anyone?
In her comedy standup special, "Hot Forever", Iliza Shlesinger took down all men who whine that a woman's vagina might not measure up, tightness-wise, to their titanic masculine endowment. She said, "It's tight enough for you and your five inches of fury, okay?"
I can't begin to say how much I love Iliza and her comedy, and how highly I recommend that you watch her specials. She is a master of both spoken and physical humor.
Sounds equivalent to what a fearless mid 20s artist friend said to a guy who exposed himself to her when she was coming (no pun intended. It just happened on its own) home on a subway late one night in Philly with hardly anyone else in the car, "Is that the best you can do?" Needless to say he was crushed.
Happened to me too, when I was about 9 years old. This disgusting perv stopped me and asked for directions and when I looked into his car, he was jacking off... I screamed so loud that people ran out of their houses, saw what he was doing, called the cops and surrounded his car. One guy took the keys out of the ignition and the pervert tried to get out of his car and run, but he couldn't. He was arrested and I had to go to court and identify him on the stand. It was scary, but, the guy was charged for multiple crimes and imprisoned.
When I was a young lass, myself and a few other grade school girls were called over by a driver, on our way home from school. When we approached the open car window, he threw a polaroid picture out at us. It was the original "dick pic". We had a serious discussion re/ whether we needed to go to confession. Then we drew straws to see who got to keep the pic.
I once had a case where the defendant was caught for drunk driving, and he was all the way nakey--this was in February, mind you--and I was just like, entirely what? He would never tell me the thought process there. It didn't matter for his case really (though I told him he might want a plea rather than show a jury of his peers the video) but I was SO curious.
I googled him and was (not) surprised to learn he was charged with 3 previous incidents in October and New College still kept him on until 2 days ago. JFC.
STOP THE MADNESS. You cannot make this shit up. I mean, this is all true, right? The very concept of Musk Sperm makes me wanna puke. And, whatta pick up line: “to reach legion-level before the apocalypse” 😂😂😂😂 I just cant with America anymore. 🤦♀️
And stupid. Conspicuously stupid. Sec of Education doesn't know what AI is and calls it A1. Geezus criminy. How the fuck can you discuss a subject when you don't even know what the subject is?
Right! If you read this in a movie script you would think that it’s way over the top, but now it’s our reality.
I was thinking about the trip to Portugal to check it out, but now I’m afraid that I might not be allowed back in here. Things have gotten so out of control and it’s not even three months in. 😱
If I go to Portugal again it will be with the intention of not coming back, at least not until Pete or AOC or whoever replaces the current White House occupant.
Really, if I had the money and didn't have a crippling fear of flying, I'd be out of here. Yes, I could go to Canada without having to fly, but I'm looking for someplace warm. I'd love Finland or Norway or one of those places if only they were further south. I've been thinking Spain or Portugal.
Absolutely! Who looks at that loser and thinks “sure, we’d make beautiful babies!”🤮. I mean, there must be some really good looking rich guys you could mate with 🤷♀️
Jeff, excellent column as always. This column is an all time champion on the creepy scale, however. These MAGA people, every single solitary one of them, are NUTS, but I truly believe Musk is the undisputed champion of that creepy, vulgar, disgusting subset of humanity. So much for the old cliche that certain things that are not said or done in polite and civilized society. Trump and his band of brothers and sisters have destroyed that “norm” too.
I was born in 1953, and people have for decades driven me CRAZY with the sanitized version of the 1950’s and a longing for our return to its supposed perfection. Never mind about the McCarthyites, the segregationists, racists, and worse. I would, however, welcome a return to the 1950’s and its high marginal tax rates for corporations and individuals. We could solve our deficits easier than you think!!
Keep it up in pointing out the vulgarity, cruelty and insanity of these lunatics. I have been waiting for ten years for the “normal” people supporting him to wake up. There really are millions who would never behave like this who still do drink the kool aid. I will never understand this madness. Never.
Oh, yes, the fifties. Great times for women. What role models! All dressed up in dresses; cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, and of course, always answering to her husband’s every whim. Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. Yep, definitely great times for woman🤮
When shopping with my mom when I was a kid, if she saw a junky, ugly dress, she’d say, “Echh! That looks like a house dress!” I wore pedal pushers. Girls didn’t wear jeans.
Doreen, glad I triggered the 50’s “feminine ideal” (and fashion) discussion. Yes, nostalgia can be a wonderful thing, but we are always remembering what never was and a time—-just like the present—that had lots of unfairness, injustice and yes, misogyny…….
When my kids were much younger we took them to see Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus at Madison Square Garden. A splendid time was had by all but their absolute favorite part was watching the guys with the large brooms sweep-up while following the elephants. How's THAT as a Trump administration metaphor? Look for that disgraced DeSantis dude to be named Doge Director of Protocol in the very near future.
Astute observation, applies to Trump, Bush2, and Reagan (at least). An unfortunate (for Dems) result is people tend to forget how bad it really was after 4-8 years of Democratic administrations quietly and competently fixing what we inherited that Republicans broke.
Poor poor Elon, everyone ganging up on him..sad… well, he made an agreement with China to build his shitty cars outside of Shanghai and not keep the technology privileged, so the Chinese have built better EV’s using some of Elons technology. “Golf with MAGAS” Tuesday revolved around the Trump tax= tariffs. MAGAS thrust was that sure there will be some pain..objection! Not stated in his campaign… MAGAS say China will come to the table, America has all the cards.. Objection.. for those who don’t know, China is a major player in our bond market..if they want to screw America they can merely call in the debt… not a word after my bond statement… Best to All.
I can't stand your MAGA golf buddies and I've never met them, but know that kool-aid swilling mindset. They must've gotten their Social Security checks so all is right in their world. No kvetching about their 401 K's yet? Our dotard president threw away all the cards and we have more to lose with the tariffs than China, while the dotard waits for Xi to call. Yes, you're right about the bond market and how China hold all those IOU's. It's called FAFO.
I would literally pour boiling arsenic into my vagina through a rusty funnel than allow one molecule of that man's splooge anywhere near me.
"splooge" — wish I'd thought to use that in my post. I'm jealous
Saturday will write itself: DOGE stooge spreads his splooge, DeSantis sick-alo flashes piccolo… And so much more
‘Piccolo’ means little in Italian…
🤭😆😆😆😆😆
Hahaha!!!
😂😂😂
Love it!!
Dang Bob...I love that!
I offer it to you, good sir, for future use.
Words no woman should *ever* utter to Elon Musk.
Don‘t be. fucktacularly wins the day!
🤣🤣🤣
DUMPTY,FELON AND SAINT MIKEY of THE SELF PLEASURING ,
The 3 SPLOOGES ,coming to a Handy Oakley cinema near you 🫵 wipe the seats if You go commando girls ,things could get sticky!
🤣
I never even heard of that word but it sounds appropriate.
Terrific word . Onomatopoeia
Don't use it around Trump, he'll claim he discovered it ... such an old-fashioned word. Y'know, like 'groceries'.
I’ve always been partial to ‘spagoo’ . I’m thinking that ‘splooge’ came from R. Crumb originally.
😂😂😂😂😂 Oh Alison…. you win the internet today! 😂😂😂
Exactly my thoughts!! 😂
Yes she did!😂😂😂
Oh, Alison. I think Jeff has competition. That really, really made me laugh.
Yes! I think there would be a line behind you!!
I came here for the comments from the women. They do not disappoint:-)
Tell it, sister!
God, I just love the pictures you paint here Alison!!
I’m right there with you, Alison, helping you pour the arsenic, if you’ll help pour mine. UGH!!
Agree. Literally would harm myself to erase the mother fucker.
Thanks for the laugh, Alison. I needed it!😂😂😂
Couldn't have said it better.
I’ve never laughed so hard in years!! Fvck that was funny!! Thank you Alison!!
Ooo, Allison, I like your style.
We used to call them Cooter Grout, but yours is funnier!
Absolute brilliance! #MeToo.
No epidural strong enough. . .
And so it begins. Yesterday, an immediate family member lost their six-figure job because the company told them and fellow workers that due to the now-impossibility of getting needed parts from China, the project is being cancelled. And we’re not talking about some lamp or trash compactor, but a new building whose skeleton girders will now stand as a testament to utter destruction based on stupidity.
Make America Great Again, my ass.
This is only the beginning. We live in terrifying times and the whole point is to make everyone afraid. We must fight back. Sorry about your family member. That is terrible.
seriously, sorry. and it's only going to get worse before it gets better
Can’t like the comment, Jeff. Indeed, you are correct. We ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.
I’m going along with you Dana I can’t “like” Jeff’s comment.
😢
I can however agree with you we definitely haven’t seen a light at the end of the tunnel!!🤬🤬🤬
Truth be told.
This is a terrible thing to happen.
In February, my friend who works with open lands doing wetlands restoration told me that Trump refused to pay all of the people they had contracted to clear invasives out of a body of water, and now, with them not able to continue everything that they got rid of is coming back because they could not finish. All of the federal employees were told to go into the office, but could not get in. My husband's scientific grant funding which had been approved is now on hold,. Trump believes that greatness is detroying everything, as in a toddler having a great big temper tantrum.
The Greenlanders Got MAGA hats, only they spelled the words out, and they said,
Make American Go Away!
I am so sorry that this is happening to your husband and to so many others😡! This regime is out to hurt anything or anyone that is not a multibillionaire especially the middle working class & the poor citizens🤬🤬
Thanks Cheryl. I agree that damaged Trump the madman wants to hurt everyone except his super wealthy friends. And, since my husband is a scientist, I would say that they are out to destroy education and particularly science. Research in all areas of science including medicine has been cancelled and destroyed. It is awful. Life saving treatments will not be developed. People in treatment will die. The goal is to turn the US into a Christian Nationalist theocracy. CNs have no empathy and no mercy. Read Andra Watkins on it.
https://andrawatkins.substack.com/p/christian-nationalism-and-the-sin
https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/christian-nationalism-where-empathy?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/christian-nationalism-where-dear?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
She defines Christian Nationalists as
https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/what-is-a-christian-nationalist?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
And this piece really explains he behaviors we see from Trump and his MAGA Republicans in Congress and his administration. are about.
https://andrawatkins.substack.com/p/how-the-signal-scandal-is-a-master
My sister, a virologist, had her grants cancelled as well. :(
This is only the beginning, unfortunately . We all knew tRump2.0 would be a nightmare. Sorry about your family member
I’ve heard from friends similar stories… hopefully, they enjoyed their years of good fortune, I lost mine in the housing crisis years ago Mark!!
Also mostly caused by conservatives. Like the savings and loan fiasco. Reverse Robin Hooding, stealing from the poor and average people and giving to the rich are always their play
Nailed it mon frere!!
Right on remember the savings scam well.
One of the GW Bush brothers was involved in one of the largest fraudulent S&Ls. Hundreds of $Millions of people’s life savings wiped out.
I’m trying to remember how much time that thieving scion of ‘Americas royalty’ served……. Oh, it was No time served-
Zip, Zilch, Nada!
Of course. What was I thinking?!
I’m sorry that happened to you. A drag to say the VERY least.
That’s awful 😞
Speaking of my ass, does anyone believe that the orange fatty weighs 224 lbs.? Hilarious. 😂
Did I see, or am I dreaming, that there’s a booking photo from when he was arraigned in NY for his fraud trial which states his height as 5’10” and his weight as 324?
That sounds more like it, TBH.
He’s at least 6’
That definitely sounds more like it. More cubic, if you will. We know he lies every time he opens his mouth. Liars gotta lie.
Is he still 6'3" or did he grow another inch taller??
Ha! In his dreams.
He gave a couple of inches to Baron. Kid is freakishly tall. Looks just like his mother.
Is this person a MAGAt?
I forgot to mention they are not. I so wish there was some cosmic way that those who didn’t vote for this were spared the stupidity of stupid people.
Yep, the biggest tragedy. We all go down with the ship, since despite years of Rethuglican efforts to divide us, we are all in the SAME FUCKING BOAT. Forgive my profanity but I am enraged at not only the stupidity of all this but also the willfully destructive, cruel, malevolent, and traitorous conduct of this M-Fer and all his evil stooges.
Well stated Doc!!
I am most definitely enraged by the cruelty of it all.
Hard not to be, Doc
Well said doc.
I’m sorry for your family member!
I am also very sorry this happened.
I’m sorry to say that it is not the beginning. This has BEEN happening since January. It may have just visited your doorstep (and I am very sorry for that) but some of us have been dealing with the horrific fallout for some time.
Mark, I’m sorry for the completely unnecessary loss your immediate family member experienced. It’s coming for all of us. IMPEACH NOW!
So we can now call it MAGAMA?
The space nazi needs a visit to the veterinary clinic
Yes! I’ve seen many a PSA, saying to spay and neuter your psychopaths.
Well played Stephanie!!
that gave me a laugh--thanks!
🤣🙌💀
Or a visit with Lorena Bobbitt.
Even better! It saves money because it requires no anesthesia.
He's already usually high on ketamine so more anesthesia isn't required. I know how to neuter animals so I'd be willing.
Id be happy to give him a ride to wherever you’re located.
Deal. All we have to do is catch him.
🥳
Damn, I’d forgotten about that little adventure from the past Lorraine, nice!!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
LOVE IT!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Yup, a neutered Elno Riprock would be a big benefit. No more little Nazis would be brought into this world and subjected to his twisted, hateful bullshit. Makes you wonder how many women he's approached over the years and even with all of his money, how many told him to go fuck himself?
His kids may be white, but already they hate their bio-dad. He's doesn't seem to be doing much to endear himself to them. (on the contrary!)
Well, if he wants to further populate whiteness, why is he hitting up Asian women? 🤔 Doesn't compute.
I think they get a pass because of the supremist belief of high intelligence (which the supremists obviously lack).
The chick who said "no thanks", wins an award for smarts in my book! And in a typical incel move, as soon as she said "no", Elon cancelled his "following" and I think I read that she claims that cancellation cost her $42,000.
He offered the Republican hate monger woman, 15 million plus 100,000 a month, to date he only paid 2.5 million, so she's suing him for the rest. So he's a liar on those who take him up on it.
Wait ten years, and they all become teenagers.
They’ll be obnoxious.
The sperm spigot has been doing this shit for years, he’s a privileged, self important connard Rick!!
Read the whole article Jeff references, and there's speculation that Elmo's offspring may number in the triple digits. Ewwwww!!!
At least 15 because Amber Heard milked him for one. He figured out how crazy she was and that was what she wanted from him, and he sued her not to use the eggs. He lost, and she has a daughter suddenly (by surrogate of course.)
Recent documents leaked by Jennifer Howell, a close friend of Heard’s sister Whitney Henriquez and mum Paige, allege that Elon Musk, the Tesla billionaire, sued Amber in the past. Their issue was over frozen embryos comprised of the couples’ genetic material – he wanted to prevent her from using them.
"Family friend Jennifer stated that Amber “was in a legal battle with him over the rights to embryos they had created together
He wanted to destroy them and Amber tried to keep them to have a baby.
Tragically, mum Paige passed away in May. Jennifer made these statements in the January trial of the libel trial Depp has enacted against Heard. Depp’s lawyers subpoenaed her during his libel trial against The Sun for referring to him as a “wife-beater.”
However, Jennifer muddies this depiction of Amber as a victim
She said that Amber was, “extremely violent… I was worried she was going to kill” Depp.
So, how did Elon Musk get pulled into this mess?
He visited Amber at the LA penthouse she had previously lived in with Depp, but Musk swears that he did not engage in relations with Amber until she filed for divorce from her ex. Eventually, their relationship became serious enough that they retrieved and froze embryos, planning for a future pregnancy."
https://www.ivfbabble.com/new-gossip-emerges-amber-heards-legal-battles-elon-musk-frozen-embryos/
It has been revealed the baby was born in April and, according to US celebrity website Page Six, she was born via surrogate. But this has not been confirmed by Heard or her representatives...The actress has had quite a turbulent year, appearing as a witness in a high-profile libel court case involving her ex-husband, Johnny Depp, and the British newspaper, The Sun, which he subsequently lost.
Yuck! Sordid celebrity gossip about people who matter not in the least. But a weird connection there between Elmo and Amber, anyway. Just....bizarre all the way around, EFN.
They are both extremely shitty people. But as much as Elon wants to breed, she is the only one he tried to claw back.
Snip snip!
Joann’s Fabrics has dull scissors on sale.
There’s a much easier way that involves fishing line and knotting skills. Cutting off circulation results in testicular demise. Sorry guys.
Most creative.😂😂
No shit...but you know if you did take him to the vet, he'd try to make off with all their ketamine.
That’s funny !
🤣🤣🤣
Yes, he needs to be neutered, because only the gold-diggers will breed with him for the money, making more bad people.
And get neutered
Got the MAGA/DOGE/X ick factor turned up to 11 today. Someone needs to tell Elon to lay off the Ketamine.
Or send him a shitload of it.
That is the correct answer
I like your thinking
GMTA.
One could imagine that children birthed with ketamine and cocaine mixed “splooge” would surely suffer from some health problems Eric!!
Not be a pretty outcome.
Or take too much. That would solve many problems.
I wonder if that dude got into his car naked or if he managed to drive while he took his pants off. Must have been one of those self-driving Teslas.
I've experienced that more than once. I just can't imagine what men think is going to happen? What is the thought process? Do they think a woman is just going to jump on them when they see their magnificent four inches? Anyone?
#metoo. When I was an innocent teenager. Ugh. Gross. Disgusting.
Yeah - I was 9 years old. Naked penis did not have the effect the guy apparently thought it would. I ran away.
In her comedy standup special, "Hot Forever", Iliza Shlesinger took down all men who whine that a woman's vagina might not measure up, tightness-wise, to their titanic masculine endowment. She said, "It's tight enough for you and your five inches of fury, okay?"
I can't begin to say how much I love Iliza and her comedy, and how highly I recommend that you watch her specials. She is a master of both spoken and physical humor.
A friend once told me a joke about a woman who said to one of those types, "You thought you could hurt me with THAT"?
Sounds equivalent to what a fearless mid 20s artist friend said to a guy who exposed himself to her when she was coming (no pun intended. It just happened on its own) home on a subway late one night in Philly with hardly anyone else in the car, "Is that the best you can do?" Needless to say he was crushed.
"If you water that it may grow" works too.
Reminds me of the old joke: "Name three two-letter words that mean 'small' or 'little'."
Answer: "is it in?"
😂
Laughing. Take your magnifying glass with you. Salt and pepper, tweezers, and catch it when it sneezes.
Happened to me too, when I was about 9 years old. This disgusting perv stopped me and asked for directions and when I looked into his car, he was jacking off... I screamed so loud that people ran out of their houses, saw what he was doing, called the cops and surrounded his car. One guy took the keys out of the ignition and the pervert tried to get out of his car and run, but he couldn't. He was arrested and I had to go to court and identify him on the stand. It was scary, but, the guy was charged for multiple crimes and imprisoned.
YAY, you, Megan!!
Wow, I'm sorry you had to go through that crap. Good job going to court at such a young age; that's an extremely daunting experience for a child.
Magnificent 4 inches- 🤭😂😂
They are being generous!
Very
Yes why do men(?)whip out the pant peen to wobble it around to mostly women? Or send dic pix? It impresses absolutely no one?
Afraid to google…🥴
Unsolicited dic pics are the worst.
That's pretty much all of them, at least when shown to women.
Yes, I’m sure gay guys love them.
When I was a young lass, myself and a few other grade school girls were called over by a driver, on our way home from school. When we approached the open car window, he threw a polaroid picture out at us. It was the original "dick pic". We had a serious discussion re/ whether we needed to go to confession. Then we drew straws to see who got to keep the pic.
Haha, that they claim is 7
It works in porn stories? I got nothin' but contempt for those weirdos.
😂😂😂
Bet his car seat smells like ass.
🤢
I'm trying to imagine an air freshener in the shape of a - ahem - mushroom with that smell.
😂🥴🤢
🤮😂😂
LOL!!
I once had a case where the defendant was caught for drunk driving, and he was all the way nakey--this was in February, mind you--and I was just like, entirely what? He would never tell me the thought process there. It didn't matter for his case really (though I told him he might want a plea rather than show a jury of his peers the video) but I was SO curious.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
I googled him and was (not) surprised to learn he was charged with 3 previous incidents in October and New College still kept him on until 2 days ago. JFC.
STOP THE MADNESS. You cannot make this shit up. I mean, this is all true, right? The very concept of Musk Sperm makes me wanna puke. And, whatta pick up line: “to reach legion-level before the apocalypse” 😂😂😂😂 I just cant with America anymore. 🤦♀️
All of Trump’s people are fucking insane!
And stupid. Conspicuously stupid. Sec of Education doesn't know what AI is and calls it A1. Geezus criminy. How the fuck can you discuss a subject when you don't even know what the subject is?
How the fuck can you discuss education when you don't even know what education is?
Absolutely true. You cant make this shit up. 😳
Right! If you read this in a movie script you would think that it’s way over the top, but now it’s our reality.
I was thinking about the trip to Portugal to check it out, but now I’m afraid that I might not be allowed back in here. Things have gotten so out of control and it’s not even three months in. 😱
I’m going to Madrid/Tenerife on May 5th. I’m not sure I WANT to come back. 😂 We’ll see.
I hear you! Have a wonderful trip!! 😊
If I go to Portugal again it will be with the intention of not coming back, at least not until Pete or AOC or whoever replaces the current White House occupant.
Reminds me of the Pol Pot regime.
Yes Susan. Rump’s crew are the dregs of our society.
MuskRat is South African, not American.
Oh yes…I know. He needs to go back to South Africa.
Ship him out!!!
.....preferably to CECOT.
Sadly Susan, this insanity has been a focus of this odious cretin, since he became associated with the feckless orange fuck!!
Did you feel it to, Susan? When I read that line, I got so hot I had to take a cold shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really, if I had the money and didn't have a crippling fear of flying, I'd be out of here. Yes, I could go to Canada without having to fly, but I'm looking for someplace warm. I'd love Finland or Norway or one of those places if only they were further south. I've been thinking Spain or Portugal.
He declines to pay a woman because she won't carry his baby? Is he soliciting prostitution?
Probably a good thing she decided against his offer; she’s not totally white 😮
Yeah. He’s thinking of experimenting. Like Goebbels.
HERES SPAWANNNNN EEEE!!
All I can say is that these are truly sick motherfuckers. We need to keep publicizing their doucheness. Thanks, Jeff.
No matter how much money he has or how much plastic surgery he undergoes, musk is and will remain the most unfuckable person on the planet.
Umm....I dunno, Becky. I think it's a tie with the orange blob.
Yup. The thought occurred to me almost immediately after posting. Glad you pointed it out.
And how sad is it that two such repulsive specimens have gotten anywhere near our government???
Yeah, I know: sexist comment....
But it's not based on purely physical characteristics but far more on the ugliness of their character.
Oh, yeah, the creepiness goes to the bone. And the smug superiority, and the cruelty....
But they're both physically repulsive, as well.
Absolutely! Who looks at that loser and thinks “sure, we’d make beautiful babies!”🤮. I mean, there must be some really good looking rich guys you could mate with 🤷♀️
His mother on the other hand is gorgeous, jus saying results are ambiguous it’s a crapshoot.
Jeff, excellent column as always. This column is an all time champion on the creepy scale, however. These MAGA people, every single solitary one of them, are NUTS, but I truly believe Musk is the undisputed champion of that creepy, vulgar, disgusting subset of humanity. So much for the old cliche that certain things that are not said or done in polite and civilized society. Trump and his band of brothers and sisters have destroyed that “norm” too.
I was born in 1953, and people have for decades driven me CRAZY with the sanitized version of the 1950’s and a longing for our return to its supposed perfection. Never mind about the McCarthyites, the segregationists, racists, and worse. I would, however, welcome a return to the 1950’s and its high marginal tax rates for corporations and individuals. We could solve our deficits easier than you think!!
Keep it up in pointing out the vulgarity, cruelty and insanity of these lunatics. I have been waiting for ten years for the “normal” people supporting him to wake up. There really are millions who would never behave like this who still do drink the kool aid. I will never understand this madness. Never.
Oh, yes, the fifties. Great times for women. What role models! All dressed up in dresses; cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, and of course, always answering to her husband’s every whim. Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. Yep, definitely great times for woman🤮
And terrible dress styles. Mame Eisenhower. And then ……. ENTER JACKLYN KENEDY !!!! Talk about show up ……
Jackie was all the fashion rage. I will remember for a long time her pink pillbox hat and pink suit she was wearing when JFK was assassinated😢
Jacqueline
Vacuuming in chiffon and pearls, while wearing high heels like Barbara Billingsly in "Leave it to Beaver."
Exactly! Couldn’t possibly vacuum without pearls 😱
🤣😂😆😅😁
There were also house dresses, made for wearing around the house as you cooked, cleaned and took care of the kids.
My mom wore "slacks" but always with a season appropriate apron.
My mom used to wear house dresses. No pearls🤓
When shopping with my mom when I was a kid, if she saw a junky, ugly dress, she’d say, “Echh! That looks like a house dress!” I wore pedal pushers. Girls didn’t wear jeans.
When I grew up, girls were not allowed to wear pants to school, from kindergarten through 12th grade. This is public school. Yes, I am that old 🥴
True! I’m that old too.
Doreen, glad I triggered the 50’s “feminine ideal” (and fashion) discussion. Yes, nostalgia can be a wonderful thing, but we are always remembering what never was and a time—-just like the present—that had lots of unfairness, injustice and yes, misogyny…….
Same here about the 50’s. Uggggg
Elon is on his way to Howard Hughesing his way to saving his urine, and other body excretions, in pop bottles..
OMG! 😂😂
I have thought that more than once, it just remains for the Mormons to stuff him in a vegas hotel room and steal most of his money.
😂😂😂
When my kids were much younger we took them to see Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus at Madison Square Garden. A splendid time was had by all but their absolute favorite part was watching the guys with the large brooms sweep-up while following the elephants. How's THAT as a Trump administration metaphor? Look for that disgraced DeSantis dude to be named Doge Director of Protocol in the very near future.
Astute observation, applies to Trump, Bush2, and Reagan (at least). An unfortunate (for Dems) result is people tend to forget how bad it really was after 4-8 years of Democratic administrations quietly and competently fixing what we inherited that Republicans broke.
In complete agreement. They somehow cannot avoid that circular firing squad.
I mean, Jack in the Box should do double duty as a sperm donor clinic for Elon Musk. Name would be perfect for him.
Thank you Jeff.
Here is our contribution today.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/when-the-president-pisses-on-the
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Thank you for the photo of Fred Piccolo. I burst out laughing and I so needed a laugh this morning. He sure has serial killer vibes!
Forget a dark alley, if I saw Piccolo in broad daylight I’d run as fast as I could in the other direction screaming 😱
so typical DeathSantis guy?
Poor poor Elon, everyone ganging up on him..sad… well, he made an agreement with China to build his shitty cars outside of Shanghai and not keep the technology privileged, so the Chinese have built better EV’s using some of Elons technology. “Golf with MAGAS” Tuesday revolved around the Trump tax= tariffs. MAGAS thrust was that sure there will be some pain..objection! Not stated in his campaign… MAGAS say China will come to the table, America has all the cards.. Objection.. for those who don’t know, China is a major player in our bond market..if they want to screw America they can merely call in the debt… not a word after my bond statement… Best to All.
I can't stand your MAGA golf buddies and I've never met them, but know that kool-aid swilling mindset. They must've gotten their Social Security checks so all is right in their world. No kvetching about their 401 K's yet? Our dotard president threw away all the cards and we have more to lose with the tariffs than China, while the dotard waits for Xi to call. Yes, you're right about the bond market and how China hold all those IOU's. It's called FAFO.
US won’t admit the hole dug by tax cuts to rich, China owns us and has a military to do what they like. Not afraid of the US.
“spermy multilevel marketing scheme” (chef’s kiss)
he also interacts with his other Xitter profiles.