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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yes, I know that 'Epstein' is misspelled on the side of that trailer in the parade video. the real question is: how many people will email me to point out the error, as if I somehow had control over it

Bob Bowden's avatar

You know what else keeps getting misspelled? Penis. Everyone keeps spelling it

P-O-T-U-S

but it’s spelled P-E-N-I-S

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fair point

Mike Hammer's avatar

And if you add a penis and a potato you get a dictator. 🤬

George in Atlanta's avatar

That's why it's a dick-tater. I'll see myself out.

Dave Drell's avatar

A K A. Pricktator

Mwfeiger's avatar

P-O-T-U-S stands for Pig Of Treason Unpatriotic Sociopath. Although it has been understood to mean MICRO PENIS.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Mwgriger, that ties a nice bow around that mushroom!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Preznit Evincing Non-linear Idiotic Senility?

Bob Bowden's avatar

Pedophile Epstein Never Implicated, Suspiciously

Cheri Collins's avatar

Personally, I think it’s spelled A-N-U-S.

CE's avatar

Huzzah! Love this!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Huh. Must be the Gaelic spelling

Sher''s avatar

Just the boringly usual number of irritating grains of sand in your swim trunks.....

Barbara Ferrara's avatar

I hope pulling out of NATO isn’t as easy as Trump saying so. They are needed allies and there is a difference between supporting your ally if they are attacked and supporting your ally if they randomly start a was somewhere.

HI2thDoc's avatar

As many have said before, it's too bad for the world that drumpf's father didn't pull out in 1945

rlritt's avatar
2hEdited

Maybe they will just lie low until he's gone.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Those Irish people sure do know how to put on a parade!

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

We Sure do Kathleen!

P123Sunny's avatar

(the dark side of writing celebrity…)

Victoria Wilson's avatar

I don’t get it with the spelling/ grammar nerds.Who the phuk cares about that if you can unnerstand what is being said?

Mary Hall's avatar

The work "phonics" doesn't even start with an 'F'. Sh!t like this is why aliens fly right past us.

rlritt's avatar

I can't spell, so I never noticed.

Mara's avatar

I didn’t even notice that for trying to see what was happening behind the sign-looked like several nekkid limbs flailing about

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

my first draft headline was "accidentally admits" and then I decided that nah, that wasn't an accident

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I mean, I'm right, aren't I?

Will's avatar

You're right, and I think it's also just habit. These bozos have been saying shit like this in private for so long, that they end up just blurting it out in front of the cameras.

Dave Drell's avatar

Exactly- they sit around their yachts, drinking champagne, eating caviar-on-toast, bitching about the lower classes. And they are too ignorant to realize you do not bitch about them on the public forum🤪

Tess's avatar

Definitely right Jeff!

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Totally right Jeff. We don’t know how to spell Epstien, but we Do know how to spell Pedo,Felon,Liar, Grifter,Racist…

Holly Saunders's avatar

Right. They don't care that they don't care.

sjbeans's avatar

I will never get tired of Colin Robinson/Kevin Hassett dragging.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Love it. They've clearly assigned energy vampire Colin Robinson/Kevin Hassett the mission of draining us. (While the Administration drains the National Treasury.) $16 billion pissed away to date on Israel's unjustifiable "war of choice." Neither Hassett nor Bessent give two squirts because "the economy" means only billionaires.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The resemblance is remarkable.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I always hear Nandor the Relentless’ voice pronouncing ‘Colin Robinson’.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I had to look up Colin Robinson. The comparison is hilarious 🤓🖖🏻

Susan Niemann's avatar

"that’s really the last of our concerns right now.” Fuck these people... the audacity is staggering. I cant decide who I hate more.

Great work on the Ayn Rand Book Cover. 😂😂

May the gods continue to bless County Mayo, Ireland. 🤣🤣 THAT made my day!

Eileen's avatar

LOVE LOVE LOVE the baby Ayn Rand book cover.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Anyone who says that should be forced to live on the salary of the average American family. If they have assets, they should be locked away and they have to live on their paycheck. They don't get it. I remember about ten years ago when some politicians were taking the "food stamp challenge," trying to live on the amount of food the average food assistance recipient could buy. The problem was the wrong people did it. It was all people who were. in favor of everyone having enough to eat.

Lairbo's avatar

The GOP's 'concern' for the average voter amounts to nothing more than a quadrennial performative/scary story/sales pitch convincing the base that liberal/socialist/evil forces will allow things they don't like to exist and are an existential threat to their children.

Also, yeah, that Ayn Rand cover is genius.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Kevin Hassett lies with glee

Or he don't know 'bout the economy

Whatever the cause

I wish he would pause

And go back to the Keebler tree

Tess's avatar

Keebler tree…!!! Yes…looks like an elf for sure!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Doncha just want to smack that smirk off his face??????

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes. With a baseball bat

Paula Dean's avatar

Once again, Susan, you beat me to posting the exact same thing. That self-satisfied smirk makes me think of 'backpfeifengesicht' - German for 'a face in need of a 👊 fist'!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Ha! This is a sign we need to meet up for wine. 😜💙

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I wanna smack the shit outta ALL of them! I wish I was crafty! I’d start making piñatas out of ALL their heads!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Glue pictures of their smug mugs to a standard pinata

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Him and Steve Bessent.

The permanent smirk when they are on camera make for very punchable faces.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yeah, what is the deal with that? So creepy! Does he think that smarmy smile is charming? Is he trying not to laugh? Maybe he’s just trying to gross us all out?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I imagine he smiles like that even when he's sleeping. Creepy.

P123Sunny's avatar

It’s wearing thin yes

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Wish someone would put that shit eating grin on the shelf

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 I was waiting for you this morning! Bravo!👏👏👏

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Charles Austin's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

What seems clear is that the pedo criminal elect rides the shoulders of billionaires, racists, and the willfully ignorant. And he faithfully represents all three. It's not that he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to know who the Irish President is, it's that he simply doesn't care -therefore representing the willfully ignorant. His Administration, supported by the extraction industry -oil, coal, and mining. He probably learns the names by playing with the big checks he gets to gleefully destroy societal and environmental protections. He has no respect for the challenges of an average American life. He doesn't care one iota for the soldiers he has sent into harms way -or who have paid the ultimate sacrifice for Trump's incompetence and distractions from the Epstein/Trump/Maxwell files and abusing children. He has zero concern for the refugee who is hoping for fundamental peace and safety in what was once a beacon for democracy and is now just a cruel and abusive dystopia.

So F Trump and Vance, F his alcoholic "warfighter", F this entire Administration, the GOP MoC who supports him in their silence and inaction, the billionaires who use their wealth to destroy the American experiment, and all of the willfully ignorant who allow their anger to be directed by Rupert Murdoch instead of reading and digesting fact-based information.

P123Sunny's avatar

Saw a great sign: ‘Tax Them Back to REALITY’

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant! I love it.

Bob's avatar

He’s plenty stupid enough to not know, but even were he smart enough to spend five minutes reading a briefing, he does not care.

Tess's avatar

Bingo George!

rlritt's avatar

Trump knows he is at the end of his life on Earth and it makes him want to eat his liver that there are people who will live on after him. He wants to take as many of us out before he goes.

George A. Polisner's avatar

I really think it’s not just Trump -Big Oil and Extraction folks see the writing on the wall and are doing all they can to profit regardless of the suffering and risk they cause to humanity.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Thank you, Mr. Polisner. Beautifully articulated.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Lisa. And was a pre-caffeinated stream of thought when inspired by Jeff.

P123Sunny's avatar

Wait. I don’t even get ONE DOLL?

I WAS PROMISED TWO‼️‼️😡🔥

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

You either get 2 dolls and one pencil, or one doll and 2 pencils. Take your pick.

Also, NO ONE GETS 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!

Ole Anderson's avatar

Except Donnie Two Scoops.

P123Sunny's avatar

Why that wasn’t the dealbreaker…

HI2thDoc's avatar

That was the same time as lower prices and no new wars, right?

P123Sunny's avatar

Or was it the ‘Christmas-suck-it-up-and-tighten-your-belts’ era

P123Sunny's avatar

& quit whining

P123Sunny's avatar

you know what - burn it to the ground

(hold on - I’m actually quoting SBannon??? jfc)

Pam Humphrey's avatar

You can have an extra pencil instead, and you’ll like it.

Ole Anderson's avatar

And 36% still support this rolling clusterfck!

I find it hard to believe that much stupidity exists in this Country.

Frank's avatar

Apparently they keep polling the 36% that are racist, fascist idiots.

Bob's avatar

I used to think there couldn’t be that many, but the 21st century changed my mind.

Kathy H's avatar

Hella rude awakening.

David M Marko's avatar

I think that is what appeals to the MAGAots. He is on their intellectual level.

rlritt's avatar

They watch Fox News or no news and just believe what people tell them.

Ben Zamir's avatar

I hear they also watch Newsmax, when Fox News isn't conservative enough for them anymore.

Richard Dorset's avatar

Sunk cost fallacy. That and outright and out loud and outright racism and misogyny

Dave Drell's avatar

What’s not to believe ? 345million people - there over 125 million KNUCKLEHEADS!

Mind you, that’s just an estimate

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Let's see how many are left when they're paying $6/gal for gas

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I'm hoping the pain from these high gas prices and runaway inflation makes the "folks", the oblivious folks that sit out voting, to finally wake the fuck up and vow to never vote for a Republican again. Never forget!

Eileen's avatar

“Operation Epic Bed-Shit” had me on my knees. We need a new verb for laughing and crying at the same time. Because as monstrous, predictable and grossly entertaining flailing, Donny is, when he burns the house down we’re still standing in it. To destroy this country in our 250th birthday year is beyond the pale and unacceptable. Every day is depressing. But when I can read Operation Epic Bed-Shit before I finish my 1st cup of coffee and lose it cackling with spontaneous uproarious laughter, then it makes it a little bit more tolerable.

Irascible Ink's avatar

I share with you my acronym: LOLCI

Laughing out loud; crying inside.

And word on Operation Bed-Shit.

😂😭

Pam Humphrey's avatar

How about “ woegiggling,” as in woeful giggling.

Eileen's avatar

I like it, but this might be easier to say: "woegling"

Crystal Hartley's avatar

OMG! Shitting the bed is one thing. Rolling around in it takes it to a whole nother level.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

A war where his "friends" will not help

Makes Drumpf want to hide on a shelf

He's got bad reviews

From all of the news

He should get zero stars on old YELP.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Leaders come in many styles

Good and bad, set apart by miles

But this evil defiler

Uses war as a beguiler

HE'S ALL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Very impressive!!! Defiler and beguiler!

HI2thDoc's avatar

He defiles everything he touches or even talks about. A human plague.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Captain Destructo - a crazy man....

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

Tess's avatar

You are absolutely correct Jeff—-trump doesn’t know shit from shit! I can believe he is the “leader” of this country. I have had students aged 6 smarter than this blathering fool! Filibuster with the Epstein files please!!!!!!!

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Here's hoping that someone goes through each and every mention of the Orange Turd's name. That alone would take DAYS.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Never to bother us again." Is this guy at all familiar with the Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street franchises? And you've spent the last decade whining about NATO and NOW you're upset about them not coming to our aid? And how about not being aware of the gender of Irish PM? B'jeez! Dude sees himself as John Wayne in The Quiet Man when he's far more like Lucky the Leprechaun (hoarding the pot-o-gold, naturally). A Scene from Next Pam Bondi Testimony: "But the Dow just hit 46,000!"

Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! 46,000 DOLLARS! 🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, she can't brag about FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS now thanks to her idiot boss

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

NATO was formed as a U.S./continental pact to protect Europe against Russian military incursions, not trade routes in the Middle East. As the murderous spawn of Soviet totalitarianism and empire-building, Putin has long wanted NATO dissolved. So he found his useful idiot.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

Not a trade war. War for Israel and netanyahoo. And Ivanka and Jared

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

He’s becoming more desperate and unhinged by the second, and I can just imagine the side conversations all of our allies are having behind his back.

Perry Lundon's avatar

It is important to restate that the Repubs rarely, if ever, do anything that benefits most American citizens. They are good at paying lip service about being the party of the average Joe when they do nothing to help 95+% of the American people. They have conned the public for decades, selling them on being for the working middle class and then taking actions that primarily help the wealthiest people. They rely on millions of Americans being willfully ignorant and gullible to obtain and then retain the unwarranted power they are given to govern the country. It is now apparent that the Repubs could lose both the House and Senate, so cheating (actual cheating, not the delusions in Dictator Donny's failing mind) is the only way to save them from a blood bath in the November election.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The transfer of wealth from the middle class to the rich started with St. Ronny & every single Republican President after him cut taxes on the rich while starting a Middle East war. It’s sad that MAGAts can’t see thar

Paula Dean's avatar

And that's exactly why they rely on faking outrage over social/cultural issues. They pretend to be all about "family values" and "Christianity" while robbing us blind. Lying pedophiles and thieves!

Dave Drell's avatar

They also hammered the points that Dems were soft on crime; soft on the war on drugs; pro Gay/Lesbian and transexual.

rlritt's avatar

Many of his ardent supporters are working people. What they hate is minorities who dont work and receive welfare. And when minorities do work they are mad they are taking jobs from white folks.

Teri Springer's avatar

SO proud of my friends and family in Co Mayo. I don't care how they spelled it.....we know who they are talking about.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Every day is more worser from these moronic swine.

But maybe we will get a chance to fix things. I’d like that. I’d like that very much.

Paula Dean's avatar

We may become friends again, but Europe is very wisely separating themselves from any reliance on the US. This is not what Russia hoped for when he had tRump break away from Europe! A strong, self-sufficient Europe is Putin's nightmare.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Of necessity. And if we are fortunate, Hungary will manage to throw off the yoke of Orban.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

John McCain (2014): "Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. it's kleptocracy, it's corruption, it's a nation that is really only dependent upon oil and gas." Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (2026): "Russia is a gas station with an army."

Mary Hall's avatar

Also John McCain, "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran."

rlritt's avatar

And does he realize his pal Vlad is helping his enemy? Or was this all planned when they were in Alaska, so Donny could steal Iranian oil, but it hasn't worked out.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

The idiocy of this regime increases every time one of them opens his/her mouth.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously... I cant believe how blatant they are. Evil and dumb is not a good combination.

Charles Austin's avatar

"Fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Dean Wormer

Dave Drell's avatar

These morons misread it :

Fat & stupid is the way to go through life

Pam Humphrey's avatar

I know that’s right.

Kelly Ann O'Brien's avatar

Evil and Dumb together makes DEVIL.

Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG. That’s brilliant…and spot on. 👏👏👏