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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

note: this post has just been been updated because of Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit — Fox News aired years-old archival footage of a previous transfer, so that their viewers wouldn't find out that Donny wore a baseball cap.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/2030635672462086386

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh look, Fox is now calling the airing of old footage a "mistake." yeah, right. HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

https://bsky.app/profile/aaronparnas.bsky.social/post/3mgkkr6gee22x

kdsherpa's avatar

How do creatures like these live with themselves? Oh yeah. I forgot. They don't have consciences.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

And how do people who blindly worship him live with themselves? They have to lie to themselves all day every day.

kdsherpa's avatar

Actually, I think a lot of 'em are just plain stupid.

rlritt's avatar

They think they are being clever.

Gina's avatar

there's a term for that

Steve Kelly's avatar

Think? I don't think so.

HI2thDoc's avatar

To work for Fox News you must

have the main thing for which you lust

Ill-gotten gains

What lying obtains

From betraying the public's trust

kdsherpa's avatar

Great limerick!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Please put that on a bill board. Please.

Rachel C's avatar

Remember, empathy is forbidden and useless according to their rules 👹

kdsherpa's avatar

You're right Rachel. You can't get a job in this regime until you pass a lie detector test measuring whether or not you enjoy watching people being humiliated and physically injured. If you say "yes", that you enjoy watching the other person's pain, you are automatically hired. If you say "yes" but you're actually lying, the machine will know. And no job for you.

SethTriggs's avatar

Sleeping soundly on stacks of cash and luxurious bedsheets.

kdsherpa's avatar

You got that right.

Bob Bowden's avatar

As soon as the 2027 Dem Congress is sworn in, they need to pass Donny Savings Time to mandate we move all clocks ahead 18,000 hours to Noon on 1/20/2029 to send his fat ass packing and out of The White House. And the big ugly hole he put in the ground for his gaudy ballroom can instead be declared a free cemetary for victims of all future American wars started on false pretenses to feed the endless greed of our military-industrial complex

alan's avatar

Here's what I want. If elected to any office, ANY money, besides your annual salary, MUST be sent to the Treasury to be used for the common good.

Congress, Senate, President.

And, the salary must reflect your constituencies average annual salary. Same, same.

Ellyn's avatar

Excellent!!

Frank Nuts's avatar

Good idea well stated Bob!

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

This is great thinking!!!

Claudia Classon's avatar

On purpose. That’s the only way to edit it in!

SethTriggs's avatar

"Mistake"

(x) Doubt

Not like the death cultists care; they were perfectly fine with him using Arlington Cemetery graves as a campaign photo op.

Leu2500's avatar

not a mistake. hides that a double was used for the actual ceremony.

Stuart's avatar

I'm sure it's a hair issue. Remember when he didn't go to that cemetery in France because the wind and rain might mess up his hairdo?

Mike Hammer's avatar

Very true cotton candy melts very quickly when touched with water.

michellefromchicago's avatar

Actually, I think the portion on top of his head looks more like a nest of fiberglass insulation fibers

HI2thDoc's avatar
1dEdited

His hair prolly makes people itch like fiberglass insulation, too. Reporters should troll him by showing up in those paper suits installers wear

Paula Dean's avatar

And gas masks!

SethTriggs's avatar

Urticulating hairs, akin to Jizzy Divan's beard.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

that vain old fuckaduck

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

You know what else melts when you pour a bucket of water on it?

Kimberly Levinson's avatar

The Wicked Witch melts…

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Maybe some should toss a bucket of water on Pam Bondi or KKKaroliine Leavitt and see what happens.

Bonus points if it’s Holy Water.

Bob Bowden's avatar

A penis, if the water is cold.

- George “Shrinkage” Costanza

Paula Dean's avatar

EXACTLY what I think! I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. He cannot stand it when the wind messes up his carefully crafted illusion of a full head of hair....it's actually the world's poofiest combover.

Mps's avatar

It’s a roof flap

rlritt's avatar

I was reading something about how much effort goes into attaching different colored hair extensions to his head every morning. I'm sure they told him not to take his hat off or the extensions would blow away in the wind.

Theresa Breach's avatar

Definitely! No amount of hair spray is going to fix that

Joe Bacon's avatar

His Dippity-Do Dippity-Don't...

Jan Moon's avatar

How about if we just empty the entire can of hairspray right into his big ugly face?

Bob Bowden's avatar

Dear God,

When tRump disrespects the fallen, is kicking up a puff of wind to disturb his “hair” the best you can muster? I mean, I was taught you were All-Powerful. Just asking for 8.3 billion helpless people on this planet

Nancy Potter's avatar

Michael Cohen's book had a very funny description of how Trump goes about doing that hair. It might be obsolete now, since Trump seems to be getting balder.

Stuart's avatar

Wow! I've never broken 100 "likes" before!

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That's going too far even for Fox. Someone should have pulled out the "What the fuck is wrong here?".

Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, you can’t have the MAGAts start to doubt dear leader, can you? State Television has to prop up the Orange Idiot to preserve their grift.

Major Kong's avatar

In the clip Trump is wearing a heavy overcoat and gloves. It was 65 degrees in Dover DE yesterday.

Kay-El's avatar

That’s t-shirt weather where I live

Major Kong's avatar

I wasn't clear on the point I was making. It was obvious that what Fox showed wasn't from yesterday as what they "accidentally" showed was from earlier.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

That's because his whole body is covered in diapers and it gives him that muscular look.

Julia Fogg's avatar

That’s the old footage FOX News substituted instead of the baseball hat-wearing actual clip.

Major Kong's avatar

That was my point - That the clip was from earlier.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

He had on his ugly blue suit with the padded butt diaper.

Nancy Potter's avatar

It seemed to me that the pants didn't quite match the jacket. Somebody on bluesky posted a pic that made it look like he might have a wet spot on the front, or a lot of stains -- does he need to wear an apron now when he eats?

Jane's avatar

The gloves are to cover his spackled hands

Jerrold Marsh's avatar

Your average, MAGA fucktard is too stupid to notice that Dear Leader was wearing a baseball cap, let alone care.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

You notice he wasn't wearing a MAGA cap because even fathead MAGATs didn't sign up for foreign meatgrinders costing us $2 billion per day. Melania should have been there wearing her "I really don't care, do you?" jacket.

HI2thDoc's avatar

But "MAGA supports our troops!"

Carol Goff's avatar

From a note I previously wrote:

The photo of Trump with the white hat and fidgeting with his clothes reminded me of my husband when he had dementia/alzheimers before he died. Terrible that those around him do not see or want to see what we see. Maybe that's why Melania looks disgusted.

arne link's avatar

That's her normal face, except when talking to Trudeau.

Ole Anderson's avatar

She went all google eyes for Justin. Right in front of the Orange fucktard

247kath's avatar

She must be some pissed at Katy Perry😂

Joyce's avatar

Don't forget when she beamed at Obama for helping her out of the limo.......

HI2thDoc's avatar

I think with the surgical revisions and whatever else she has had done, that's her expression that passes for solemnity

Cheri Collins's avatar

With my glasses off, I misread that as surgical television, which I think works.

Shoshanna's avatar

Melania was born, looking disgusted.

HI2thDoc's avatar

And being married to him has honed that expression. As in, "Deed I doo the rrright ting in marryying dees awful hoosband, jhost for monnney?"

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Epstein trafficked Melania to Trump after he'd road tested her. Slovenia must be some kind of shit hole.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Melanoma got the disgusted face when Epstein abused her.

rlritt's avatar

I read somewhere that his handlers pretty much prop him up. And he gets a variety of drugs to keep him awake and coherent when he has to speak.

Patricia Grier's avatar

The way he was clenching the podium and screaming at the State of the Union ....definitely had a few bumps of Don Jr's supply.

rlritt's avatar

Yeah, sure, like Don Jr would ever let anyone near his stash.

Miller probably carries a bag for his boss.

Teresa G's avatar

I think the coherent piece has long gone no matter how they try to prop him up

kdsherpa's avatar

I'm sorry but I just have to LOL!!!

Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Melanoma is disgusted and disgusting.

michellefromchicago's avatar

Democracy dies in darkness, but propaganda thrives in broad daylight

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The MAGAs on Twitter think they had the perfect response: a photo of Biden looking at his watch during a ceremony. ????? God, are they stupid, desperate for anything to "prove" their worthless idol never does anything wrong.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Faux Noise must be on the way out, so seriously overestimating the taste of their viewers. MAGA doesn't give it fuck about whether their Führer wears a baseball cap. Fer chrissake most think he looks cool in a diaper.

Cathy Wray's avatar

...or a Kotex pad on his ear.

SethTriggs's avatar

Faux News Entertainment....Fanfiction for the Worst People You Know!

Joe Bacon's avatar

19th Century Fox--The American version of TASS/Pravda/Izvestia...

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Of course they did. Can we pretty please banish Fox forever when this is all over? What slime.

arne link's avatar

Wow, how shitty is rhat?

P123Sunny's avatar

aka ‘campaign merch’

Rick Bonin's avatar

Plus, the narcoleptic fart factory was clear sleeping while standing during the program.

Leu2500's avatar

cspan has video. & getty images has pics. google "getty images donald trump" & search on "newest"

Joe Bacon's avatar

Operation Panty Shield...

Deborah Hunter's avatar

That's the ear bandages in honor of him. I bet there wasnt a package of panty shields left in Alabama after he was shot.

bakeneko's avatar

Goes together well with Operation Epic Fail.

Tess's avatar
1dEdited

“Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band!”-LOVE IT. And the white cap….was his hairdresser busy that day…so he had to cover it up? Such a disgrace! Have a peaceful day Jeff…and all.

Punkette's avatar

Haha, Tess! Donny usually wears a ball cap when it’s windy out. He doesn’t want his bald spots exposed to the world. Video from The Guardian: https://youtu.be/yCmyZcBnC2M

Barbara Moores's avatar

Perfect! What is it with some men and their hair or lack thereof - combing it over is so unattractive!

Gina's avatar

but baldness is so masculine - lots of men shave their heads to achieve the look artificially (a few women muscling in on the style...is that a problem?) - baldness is (I have read on the ultra reliable internet) an indication of high testosterone

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Same with women and the silly things we do to think we look better. Spider looking false eyelashes and lips that look like a catfish.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

The disgusting laid bare. Looks like the character Mason in the movie Hannibal. Maybe that’s why he’s hung up on the “late great Hannibal Lecter”

Tess's avatar

Oh yes! hahaha

Mingo's avatar

Jeff's on fire this morning. "Everything is a grift for this goniff" is what my late father would've said. And where was the translator in Helsinki when he met alone with Pooty-poot to decipher his long, flowing beautiful sentence?

Dave Drell's avatar

There was no translator in Helsinki cause Put-it-in was laying the law down with the 2bit grifter and telling him how it was going to be: you destroy your country, and you will receive wealth beyond what your father ever believed possible.

George Ferrick's avatar

A peaceful day is out of the question … perhaps keeping centeredness amidst all this shit and chaos

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I found myself singing the tune. 😁

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Back at you Tess and everyone here!

kathiallyson's avatar

That was a funny, but I’m compelled here to correct the persistent misspelling of Sergeant as “Sargent.” Thank you for your attention …

Tess's avatar

We know…we just type what we think in the moment…😊

Jane's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Ann Anderson's avatar

Shield of the Americas is a Trump-branded absorbent unisex panty soon to be available in the White House gift shop.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

The White House Grift Shop

Frank Nuts's avatar

Bingo Joanne !

HI2thDoc's avatar
1dEdited

This fake org he calls the Shield

Is only designed to yield

More bribery lucre

For that bullshit puker

Paid by the suckups who kneeled

HI2thDoc's avatar

Good one! Might give them ideas

Jane's avatar

Well supposedly Noem is supposed to work for the ole shields

Nancy Potter's avatar

Speaking of which, if Krusty is now in charge of this boondoggle, why didn't we see her at the inaugural meeting?

Robert Eckert's avatar

She was there, and not allowed to speak

Ron Murray's avatar

Talking about his interpreter:

“she gave [it in] one fourth the time”

Because it doesn’t take long to say “more bullshit” in *any* language.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Right? Same thought here. 'I am unable to translate his demented blather. It would make no more sense in your language.'

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The marinated hamhock Hegseth brilliantly piping up with "I speak American!" capped it. Here we have the most powerful military in history and the world under the control of a plastic action figure.

Dave Drell's avatar

GI Say-it-Ain’t -So Joe!

Nancy Potter's avatar

Most of the leaders at the Shield meeting probably speak better English than Trump already.

Cathy Rady's avatar

she probably skipped over the parts about death by electrocution vs death by shark, Hannibal Lecter's dietary preferences, the stupid woman who knowingly took in a poisonous snake . . . and shot straight ahead to the bit about the stolen 2020 election.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Some day we may get past this. I hope I’m alive to see it.

Shoshanna's avatar

I think the same thing every single day. Please let me still be alive when he's taken from the earth, at last!

Deborah Hunter's avatar

It used to be you hoped you lived long enough to see your kids graduate etc. Now the wish is to live long enough to see him gone. Sad.

That's no lady!'s avatar

Unless we also take every Retrumplican supporter we will never be rid of this scourge.

Frank Nuts's avatar

My same sentiments Neal

Bill Corbett's avatar

When is he going to be in one of those coffins so I can give him the respect he deserves which will be hip, hip, hooray. As a veteran they should put his coffin on a shooting range and let us do a little target practice. I would pay good money for that shit. If you are a veteran with a conscience watch James Carville's rant, yesterday or he day before, as he typifies my thinking perfectly.

BigDaddy52's avatar

I suggest a respectful filling of the open coffin with urine as vets are allowed to pass by.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Imagine the long line at his grave, waiting to drain themselves!

BigDaddy52's avatar

Hoping to be early in line!

Cathy Rady's avatar

Hey - ladies first, mister!

Gina's avatar

there are specially designed funnels for us (otherwise very awkward)

Joe Witkowski's avatar

I’m shitting on it. I’ll pay a premium for the privilege

Frank Nuts's avatar

On the money Patrick!

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

My husband would love to participate in that venture! Vietnam vet 68-69

HI2thDoc's avatar

✊🏽Respect

Theresa Breach's avatar

Bill you don’t want to waste your money on that it should be free to watch

Bill Corbett's avatar

Just to give my hatred of him a boost, I just watched James Carville again. You’re right, don’t waste your money.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I hope he gets called out for tasteless, tacky wearing of a baseball cap at the arrival of the coffins. Every reporter should carry a picture of it so that Mike Johnson and the other gutless wonders can't say they didn't see it.

Lairbo's avatar

He could have shown up wearing a tan suit, eating a hot dog with mustard on it, looked at his watch the whole time and MAGA would still find a way to praise it. If he goes to Dover again, we'll be lucky if he doesn't arrive in his golfing outfit, with a golf cart just behind him.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The MAGAs think they scored by responding with a photo of Joe Biden looking at his watch during a similar ceremony. Poor poor fools.

SeekingReason's avatar

And he was looking at his son’s watch that Biden wore to keep him close…not because he was checking time!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Let's see them looking at their own watches waiting for friends and loved ones serving in the military to be given a dignified transfer in a coffin for Trump's Wars.

Dave Drell's avatar

The whole Republutard crew are gutless wonders… top to bottom.. a bunch villainous boil-brained miscreants!

Merrill's avatar

As Donald J Trump discovers he can kill with impunity, I think he's saying "Screw you and screw the World. Bibi and I and Vlad P. are having a great old time killing and pillaging with abandon. If you want to know, it feels wonderful. Dead children, dead innocent civilians, cities and towns in rubble, lethality at its best. This may be better than 13 year old girls. 👍MAGA."! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Patricia Grier's avatar

He likes to kill people. That's how he gets his jollies nowadays.

Frank Nuts's avatar

You’re right Merrill — it’s just sickening. It’s times like this that I wish there was a god to smite him down. Right now the best we can hope for is having a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe or a gust of wind destroying his hair. Isn’t it ironic that the only thing attacking trump right now is the environment.

In the end, god didn’t save the queen (but she had a damn good run didn’t she); but, in regards to trump he seems like he’s taking way too long regarding his options.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

McDonald’s fryer grease is our best and only hope. C’mon arteriosclerosis!!

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

still holding out for the widow maker; one and done .

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I wonder if any media outlets, such as the NEW YORK TIMES, transcribed that word salad verbatim, the way they did when they left all the "ums" and pauses when they quoted Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's speech in Munich, something I've never seen them do before because it goes against standard journalistic practice.

Also, I notice that the translator Donnie makes fun of is a WOMAN of course, because in his world, women are inferior.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fuck the Zionist Nazis running the Sewer York Times, AG Sulzberger and Joe Con-Man Khan 🖕

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And fuck antisemites who equate Zionism with Nazis.

You can attack Israel's Netanyahu and his rightwing regime. I do all the time. But when you talk about "Zionist Nazis" you make it clear who the REAL Nazi here is.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Would you prefer I call Khan and Sulzberger “Jewish Nazi’s”? Both are Jewish and both were instrumental, as NY Times executives, in returning Orange Hitler to the U.S. presidency.

I’m out of real options, so if you don’t like either of those, grow some thicker skin or go fuck yourself.

Robert Eckert's avatar

No, we would prefer you fuck all the way off.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Yes, you pretend progressives who are really virulent bigots really don't know how to control yourselves. Up yours and the slattern who birthed you.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

And he pulls the bigot card. Go critique a film and contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the GDP of this country you skilless fuck.

Lori Painter's avatar

I imagine poor donny’s hand will be so bruised this week after all that manly handshaking he did. Poor guy.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks Jeff.

Is it like the "Board of Peace"? Another meaningless grift on the world stage from the pedophile criminal elect?

Is the "buy in" a billion $USD? Or is it some Trump crypto and a 5 night stay at any Trump Hotel and Resort around the world?

Is former Honduras President, Trump-pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández a member?

(https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/former-honduras-president-hernandez-freed-from-prison-after-trump-pardon)

Stephen Brady's avatar

I just read ‘Board of Peace’ as ‘Board of Feces’… at least I got a giggle out of it. Thanks!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Right up there with the Board of Piss

Annabelle's avatar

I can't. I really can't. I hate that no-class motherfucker with every fiber of my being. I remember CLEARLY how they dogged Biden for glancing at his watch, they bitched for weeks. This pedophile cocksucker wears a BASEBALL CAP through the entire ceremony!! Whattheactualfuck is WRONG with all these people?! Now I've got a headache. Excellent article, Jeff. Hope you're taking care of yourself, I worry about you....huggzz🫂💙💙

Clarke Shaw's avatar

How come the shield of the Americas does not shield us from DJT? Defective

HI2thDoc's avatar

The weakest man who likes to act tough

and rage-posts mean lies in a huff

His unquenchable greed

Has made the world bleed

This nightmare can't end soon enough

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I should monetize

Shield of the Americas

Wanna buy a hat?

HI2thDoc's avatar

How about branded underwear pads marketed to MAGAs?

Steve in SoCal's avatar

MAGA panty pads

They're great for your naughty bits

You'll get a rash though

Mark Slattery's avatar

This administration has been all about trying to shield from the American people a barrage of crimes, grifts, corruption and host of cruelties and fuck-ups.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

And the many atrocities he himself has committed.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I hope his dick still has teeth marks in it from the very young victim

Frank Nuts's avatar

Too bad she didn’t bite harder eh H12thDoc?

Dave Drell's avatar

gag me… ugh… that’s 🤮

Frank Nuts's avatar

Mark, when you say “…trying to shield the American people…” you’re implying “coverups” right?

This has got to be a world record(s) for gaslighting administrations.