note: this post has just been been updated because of Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit — Fox News aired years-old archival footage of a previous transfer, so that their viewers wouldn't find out that Donny wore a baseball cap.
You're right Rachel. You can't get a job in this regime until you pass a lie detector test measuring whether or not you enjoy watching people being humiliated and physically injured. If you say "yes", that you enjoy watching the other person's pain, you are automatically hired. If you say "yes" but you're actually lying, the machine will know. And no job for you.
As soon as the 2027 Dem Congress is sworn in, they need to pass Donny Savings Time to mandate we move all clocks ahead 18,000 hours to Noon on 1/20/2029 to send his fat ass packing and out of The White House. And the big ugly hole he put in the ground for his gaudy ballroom can instead be declared a free cemetary for victims of all future American wars started on false pretenses to feed the endless greed of our military-industrial complex
EXACTLY what I think! I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. He cannot stand it when the wind messes up his carefully crafted illusion of a full head of hair....it's actually the world's poofiest combover.
I was reading something about how much effort goes into attaching different colored hair extensions to his head every morning. I'm sure they told him not to take his hat off or the extensions would blow away in the wind.
When tRump disrespects the fallen, is kicking up a puff of wind to disturb his “hair” the best you can muster? I mean, I was taught you were All-Powerful. Just asking for 8.3 billion helpless people on this planet
Michael Cohen's book had a very funny description of how Trump goes about doing that hair. It might be obsolete now, since Trump seems to be getting balder.
I wasn't clear on the point I was making. It was obvious that what Fox showed wasn't from yesterday as what they "accidentally" showed was from earlier.
It seemed to me that the pants didn't quite match the jacket. Somebody on bluesky posted a pic that made it look like he might have a wet spot on the front, or a lot of stains -- does he need to wear an apron now when he eats?
You notice he wasn't wearing a MAGA cap because even fathead MAGATs didn't sign up for foreign meatgrinders costing us $2 billion per day. Melania should have been there wearing her "I really don't care, do you?" jacket.
The photo of Trump with the white hat and fidgeting with his clothes reminded me of my husband when he had dementia/alzheimers before he died. Terrible that those around him do not see or want to see what we see. Maybe that's why Melania looks disgusted.
The MAGAs on Twitter think they had the perfect response: a photo of Biden looking at his watch during a ceremony. ????? God, are they stupid, desperate for anything to "prove" their worthless idol never does anything wrong.
Faux Noise must be on the way out, so seriously overestimating the taste of their viewers. MAGA doesn't give it fuck about whether their Führer wears a baseball cap. Fer chrissake most think he looks cool in a diaper.
“Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band!”-LOVE IT. And the white cap….was his hairdresser busy that day…so he had to cover it up? Such a disgrace! Have a peaceful day Jeff…and all.
Haha, Tess! Donny usually wears a ball cap when it’s windy out. He doesn’t want his bald spots exposed to the world. Video from The Guardian: https://youtu.be/yCmyZcBnC2M
but baldness is so masculine - lots of men shave their heads to achieve the look artificially (a few women muscling in on the style...is that a problem?) - baldness is (I have read on the ultra reliable internet) an indication of high testosterone
Jeff's on fire this morning. "Everything is a grift for this goniff" is what my late father would've said. And where was the translator in Helsinki when he met alone with Pooty-poot to decipher his long, flowing beautiful sentence?
There was no translator in Helsinki cause Put-it-in was laying the law down with the 2bit grifter and telling him how it was going to be: you destroy your country, and you will receive wealth beyond what your father ever believed possible.
The marinated hamhock Hegseth brilliantly piping up with "I speak American!" capped it. Here we have the most powerful military in history and the world under the control of a plastic action figure.
she probably skipped over the parts about death by electrocution vs death by shark, Hannibal Lecter's dietary preferences, the stupid woman who knowingly took in a poisonous snake . . . and shot straight ahead to the bit about the stolen 2020 election.
When is he going to be in one of those coffins so I can give him the respect he deserves which will be hip, hip, hooray. As a veteran they should put his coffin on a shooting range and let us do a little target practice. I would pay good money for that shit. If you are a veteran with a conscience watch James Carville's rant, yesterday or he day before, as he typifies my thinking perfectly.
I hope he gets called out for tasteless, tacky wearing of a baseball cap at the arrival of the coffins. Every reporter should carry a picture of it so that Mike Johnson and the other gutless wonders can't say they didn't see it.
He could have shown up wearing a tan suit, eating a hot dog with mustard on it, looked at his watch the whole time and MAGA would still find a way to praise it. If he goes to Dover again, we'll be lucky if he doesn't arrive in his golfing outfit, with a golf cart just behind him.
Let's see them looking at their own watches waiting for friends and loved ones serving in the military to be given a dignified transfer in a coffin for Trump's Wars.
As Donald J Trump discovers he can kill with impunity, I think he's saying "Screw you and screw the World. Bibi and I and Vlad P. are having a great old time killing and pillaging with abandon. If you want to know, it feels wonderful. Dead children, dead innocent civilians, cities and towns in rubble, lethality at its best. This may be better than 13 year old girls. 👍MAGA."! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
You’re right Merrill — it’s just sickening. It’s times like this that I wish there was a god to smite him down. Right now the best we can hope for is having a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe or a gust of wind destroying his hair. Isn’t it ironic that the only thing attacking trump right now is the environment.
In the end, god didn’t save the queen (but she had a damn good run didn’t she); but, in regards to trump he seems like he’s taking way too long regarding his options.
I wonder if any media outlets, such as the NEW YORK TIMES, transcribed that word salad verbatim, the way they did when they left all the "ums" and pauses when they quoted Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's speech in Munich, something I've never seen them do before because it goes against standard journalistic practice.
Also, I notice that the translator Donnie makes fun of is a WOMAN of course, because in his world, women are inferior.
And fuck antisemites who equate Zionism with Nazis.
You can attack Israel's Netanyahu and his rightwing regime. I do all the time. But when you talk about "Zionist Nazis" you make it clear who the REAL Nazi here is.
Would you prefer I call Khan and Sulzberger “Jewish Nazi’s”? Both are Jewish and both were instrumental, as NY Times executives, in returning Orange Hitler to the U.S. presidency.
I’m out of real options, so if you don’t like either of those, grow some thicker skin or go fuck yourself.
I can't. I really can't. I hate that no-class motherfucker with every fiber of my being. I remember CLEARLY how they dogged Biden for glancing at his watch, they bitched for weeks. This pedophile cocksucker wears a BASEBALL CAP through the entire ceremony!! Whattheactualfuck is WRONG with all these people?! Now I've got a headache. Excellent article, Jeff. Hope you're taking care of yourself, I worry about you....huggzz🫂💙💙
This administration has been all about trying to shield from the American people a barrage of crimes, grifts, corruption and host of cruelties and fuck-ups.
note: this post has just been been updated because of Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit — Fox News aired years-old archival footage of a previous transfer, so that their viewers wouldn't find out that Donny wore a baseball cap.
https://x.com/atrupar/status/2030635672462086386
oh look, Fox is now calling the airing of old footage a "mistake." yeah, right. HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?
https://bsky.app/profile/aaronparnas.bsky.social/post/3mgkkr6gee22x
How do creatures like these live with themselves? Oh yeah. I forgot. They don't have consciences.
And how do people who blindly worship him live with themselves? They have to lie to themselves all day every day.
Actually, I think a lot of 'em are just plain stupid.
They think they are being clever.
there's a term for that
Dunning-Kruger effect
Think? I don't think so.
To work for Fox News you must
have the main thing for which you lust
Ill-gotten gains
What lying obtains
From betraying the public's trust
Great limerick!
Please put that on a bill board. Please.
Or hearts. Or brains.
Truth.
Remember, empathy is forbidden and useless according to their rules 👹
You're right Rachel. You can't get a job in this regime until you pass a lie detector test measuring whether or not you enjoy watching people being humiliated and physically injured. If you say "yes", that you enjoy watching the other person's pain, you are automatically hired. If you say "yes" but you're actually lying, the machine will know. And no job for you.
Sleeping soundly on stacks of cash and luxurious bedsheets.
You got that right.
Or consequences
As soon as the 2027 Dem Congress is sworn in, they need to pass Donny Savings Time to mandate we move all clocks ahead 18,000 hours to Noon on 1/20/2029 to send his fat ass packing and out of The White House. And the big ugly hole he put in the ground for his gaudy ballroom can instead be declared a free cemetary for victims of all future American wars started on false pretenses to feed the endless greed of our military-industrial complex
Here's what I want. If elected to any office, ANY money, besides your annual salary, MUST be sent to the Treasury to be used for the common good.
Congress, Senate, President.
And, the salary must reflect your constituencies average annual salary. Same, same.
Excellent!!
Love it!
Good idea well stated Bob!
This is great thinking!!!
Im in!!
On purpose. That’s the only way to edit it in!
"Mistake"
(x) Doubt
Not like the death cultists care; they were perfectly fine with him using Arlington Cemetery graves as a campaign photo op.
not a mistake. hides that a double was used for the actual ceremony.
I'm sure it's a hair issue. Remember when he didn't go to that cemetery in France because the wind and rain might mess up his hairdo?
Very true cotton candy melts very quickly when touched with water.
Actually, I think the portion on top of his head looks more like a nest of fiberglass insulation fibers
His hair prolly makes people itch like fiberglass insulation, too. Reporters should troll him by showing up in those paper suits installers wear
And gas masks!
Urticulating hairs, akin to Jizzy Divan's beard.
😂
that vain old fuckaduck
😂
You know what else melts when you pour a bucket of water on it?
The Wicked Witch melts…
Maybe some should toss a bucket of water on Pam Bondi or KKKaroliine Leavitt and see what happens.
Bonus points if it’s Holy Water.
Don't forget Hegseth.
A penis, if the water is cold.
- George “Shrinkage” Costanza
EXACTLY what I think! I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. He cannot stand it when the wind messes up his carefully crafted illusion of a full head of hair....it's actually the world's poofiest combover.
It’s a roof flap
I was reading something about how much effort goes into attaching different colored hair extensions to his head every morning. I'm sure they told him not to take his hat off or the extensions would blow away in the wind.
Definitely! No amount of hair spray is going to fix that
His Dippity-Do Dippity-Don't...
Diva Don!!
How about if we just empty the entire can of hairspray right into his big ugly face?
Dear God,
When tRump disrespects the fallen, is kicking up a puff of wind to disturb his “hair” the best you can muster? I mean, I was taught you were All-Powerful. Just asking for 8.3 billion helpless people on this planet
Michael Cohen's book had a very funny description of how Trump goes about doing that hair. It might be obsolete now, since Trump seems to be getting balder.
Wow! I've never broken 100 "likes" before!
That's going too far even for Fox. Someone should have pulled out the "What the fuck is wrong here?".
Well, you can’t have the MAGAts start to doubt dear leader, can you? State Television has to prop up the Orange Idiot to preserve their grift.
In the clip Trump is wearing a heavy overcoat and gloves. It was 65 degrees in Dover DE yesterday.
That’s t-shirt weather where I live
I wasn't clear on the point I was making. It was obvious that what Fox showed wasn't from yesterday as what they "accidentally" showed was from earlier.
That's because his whole body is covered in diapers and it gives him that muscular look.
That’s the old footage FOX News substituted instead of the baseball hat-wearing actual clip.
That was my point - That the clip was from earlier.
He had on his ugly blue suit with the padded butt diaper.
It seemed to me that the pants didn't quite match the jacket. Somebody on bluesky posted a pic that made it look like he might have a wet spot on the front, or a lot of stains -- does he need to wear an apron now when he eats?
The gloves are to cover his spackled hands
Your average, MAGA fucktard is too stupid to notice that Dear Leader was wearing a baseball cap, let alone care.
You notice he wasn't wearing a MAGA cap because even fathead MAGATs didn't sign up for foreign meatgrinders costing us $2 billion per day. Melania should have been there wearing her "I really don't care, do you?" jacket.
But "MAGA supports our troops!"
From a note I previously wrote:
The photo of Trump with the white hat and fidgeting with his clothes reminded me of my husband when he had dementia/alzheimers before he died. Terrible that those around him do not see or want to see what we see. Maybe that's why Melania looks disgusted.
That's her normal face, except when talking to Trudeau.
She went all google eyes for Justin. Right in front of the Orange fucktard
Or Newsom
She must be some pissed at Katy Perry😂
Don't forget when she beamed at Obama for helping her out of the limo.......
😋
I think with the surgical revisions and whatever else she has had done, that's her expression that passes for solemnity
With my glasses off, I misread that as surgical television, which I think works.
Melania was born, looking disgusted.
And being married to him has honed that expression. As in, "Deed I doo the rrright ting in marryying dees awful hoosband, jhost for monnney?"
Epstein trafficked Melania to Trump after he'd road tested her. Slovenia must be some kind of shit hole.
Melanoma got the disgusted face when Epstein abused her.
I read somewhere that his handlers pretty much prop him up. And he gets a variety of drugs to keep him awake and coherent when he has to speak.
The way he was clenching the podium and screaming at the State of the Union ....definitely had a few bumps of Don Jr's supply.
Yeah, sure, like Don Jr would ever let anyone near his stash.
Miller probably carries a bag for his boss.
I think the coherent piece has long gone no matter how they try to prop him up
"coherent"?
I'm sorry but I just have to LOL!!!
Melanoma is disgusted and disgusting.
Democracy dies in darkness, but propaganda thrives in broad daylight
The MAGAs on Twitter think they had the perfect response: a photo of Biden looking at his watch during a ceremony. ????? God, are they stupid, desperate for anything to "prove" their worthless idol never does anything wrong.
Faux Noise must be on the way out, so seriously overestimating the taste of their viewers. MAGA doesn't give it fuck about whether their Führer wears a baseball cap. Fer chrissake most think he looks cool in a diaper.
...or a Kotex pad on his ear.
Faux News Entertainment....Fanfiction for the Worst People You Know!
19th Century Fox--The American version of TASS/Pravda/Izvestia...
Of course they did. Can we pretty please banish Fox forever when this is all over? What slime.
Wow, how shitty is rhat?
aka ‘campaign merch’
Plus, the narcoleptic fart factory was clear sleeping while standing during the program.
cspan has video. & getty images has pics. google "getty images donald trump" & search on "newest"
Operation Panty Shield...
That's the ear bandages in honor of him. I bet there wasnt a package of panty shields left in Alabama after he was shot.
Brilliant
Goes together well with Operation Epic Fail.
“Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band!”-LOVE IT. And the white cap….was his hairdresser busy that day…so he had to cover it up? Such a disgrace! Have a peaceful day Jeff…and all.
Haha, Tess! Donny usually wears a ball cap when it’s windy out. He doesn’t want his bald spots exposed to the world. Video from The Guardian: https://youtu.be/yCmyZcBnC2M
Perfect! What is it with some men and their hair or lack thereof - combing it over is so unattractive!
but baldness is so masculine - lots of men shave their heads to achieve the look artificially (a few women muscling in on the style...is that a problem?) - baldness is (I have read on the ultra reliable internet) an indication of high testosterone
Same with women and the silly things we do to think we look better. Spider looking false eyelashes and lips that look like a catfish.
Ugleeeeee
The disgusting laid bare. Looks like the character Mason in the movie Hannibal. Maybe that’s why he’s hung up on the “late great Hannibal Lecter”
Oh yes! hahaha
Jeff's on fire this morning. "Everything is a grift for this goniff" is what my late father would've said. And where was the translator in Helsinki when he met alone with Pooty-poot to decipher his long, flowing beautiful sentence?
Exactly!
There was no translator in Helsinki cause Put-it-in was laying the law down with the 2bit grifter and telling him how it was going to be: you destroy your country, and you will receive wealth beyond what your father ever believed possible.
A peaceful day is out of the question … perhaps keeping centeredness amidst all this shit and chaos
I found myself singing the tune. 😁
Back at you Tess and everyone here!
That was a funny, but I’m compelled here to correct the persistent misspelling of Sergeant as “Sargent.” Thank you for your attention …
We know…we just type what we think in the moment…😊
🤣🤣🤣
Shield of the Americas is a Trump-branded absorbent unisex panty soon to be available in the White House gift shop.
The White House Grift Shop
Bingo Joanne !
This fake org he calls the Shield
Is only designed to yield
More bribery lucre
For that bullshit puker
Paid by the suckups who kneeled
👍🏼
😂😂😂😂
Good one! Might give them ideas
Well supposedly Noem is supposed to work for the ole shields
Speaking of which, if Krusty is now in charge of this boondoggle, why didn't we see her at the inaugural meeting?
She was there, and not allowed to speak
Talking about his interpreter:
“she gave [it in] one fourth the time”
Because it doesn’t take long to say “more bullshit” in *any* language.
Right? Same thought here. 'I am unable to translate his demented blather. It would make no more sense in your language.'
The marinated hamhock Hegseth brilliantly piping up with "I speak American!" capped it. Here we have the most powerful military in history and the world under the control of a plastic action figure.
Fabulous, Sharon.
GI Say-it-Ain’t -So Joe!
Most of the leaders at the Shield meeting probably speak better English than Trump already.
she probably skipped over the parts about death by electrocution vs death by shark, Hannibal Lecter's dietary preferences, the stupid woman who knowingly took in a poisonous snake . . . and shot straight ahead to the bit about the stolen 2020 election.
😆
Some day we may get past this. I hope I’m alive to see it.
I think the same thing every single day. Please let me still be alive when he's taken from the earth, at last!
It used to be you hoped you lived long enough to see your kids graduate etc. Now the wish is to live long enough to see him gone. Sad.
Unless we also take every Retrumplican supporter we will never be rid of this scourge.
My same sentiments Neal
When is he going to be in one of those coffins so I can give him the respect he deserves which will be hip, hip, hooray. As a veteran they should put his coffin on a shooting range and let us do a little target practice. I would pay good money for that shit. If you are a veteran with a conscience watch James Carville's rant, yesterday or he day before, as he typifies my thinking perfectly.
I suggest a respectful filling of the open coffin with urine as vets are allowed to pass by.
Imagine the long line at his grave, waiting to drain themselves!
Hoping to be early in line!
Hey - ladies first, mister!
there are specially designed funnels for us (otherwise very awkward)
I’m shitting on it. I’ll pay a premium for the privilege
On the money Patrick!
My husband would love to participate in that venture! Vietnam vet 68-69
✊🏽Respect
Bill you don’t want to waste your money on that it should be free to watch
Just to give my hatred of him a boost, I just watched James Carville again. You’re right, don’t waste your money.
I hope he gets called out for tasteless, tacky wearing of a baseball cap at the arrival of the coffins. Every reporter should carry a picture of it so that Mike Johnson and the other gutless wonders can't say they didn't see it.
He could have shown up wearing a tan suit, eating a hot dog with mustard on it, looked at his watch the whole time and MAGA would still find a way to praise it. If he goes to Dover again, we'll be lucky if he doesn't arrive in his golfing outfit, with a golf cart just behind him.
The MAGAs think they scored by responding with a photo of Joe Biden looking at his watch during a similar ceremony. Poor poor fools.
And he was looking at his son’s watch that Biden wore to keep him close…not because he was checking time!
Let's see them looking at their own watches waiting for friends and loved ones serving in the military to be given a dignified transfer in a coffin for Trump's Wars.
The whole Republutard crew are gutless wonders… top to bottom.. a bunch villainous boil-brained miscreants!
As Donald J Trump discovers he can kill with impunity, I think he's saying "Screw you and screw the World. Bibi and I and Vlad P. are having a great old time killing and pillaging with abandon. If you want to know, it feels wonderful. Dead children, dead innocent civilians, cities and towns in rubble, lethality at its best. This may be better than 13 year old girls. 👍MAGA."! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
He likes to kill people. That's how he gets his jollies nowadays.
You’re right Merrill — it’s just sickening. It’s times like this that I wish there was a god to smite him down. Right now the best we can hope for is having a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe or a gust of wind destroying his hair. Isn’t it ironic that the only thing attacking trump right now is the environment.
In the end, god didn’t save the queen (but she had a damn good run didn’t she); but, in regards to trump he seems like he’s taking way too long regarding his options.
McDonald’s fryer grease is our best and only hope. C’mon arteriosclerosis!!
still holding out for the widow maker; one and done .
I wonder if any media outlets, such as the NEW YORK TIMES, transcribed that word salad verbatim, the way they did when they left all the "ums" and pauses when they quoted Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's speech in Munich, something I've never seen them do before because it goes against standard journalistic practice.
Also, I notice that the translator Donnie makes fun of is a WOMAN of course, because in his world, women are inferior.
Fuck the Zionist Nazis running the Sewer York Times, AG Sulzberger and Joe Con-Man Khan 🖕
And fuck antisemites who equate Zionism with Nazis.
You can attack Israel's Netanyahu and his rightwing regime. I do all the time. But when you talk about "Zionist Nazis" you make it clear who the REAL Nazi here is.
Would you prefer I call Khan and Sulzberger “Jewish Nazi’s”? Both are Jewish and both were instrumental, as NY Times executives, in returning Orange Hitler to the U.S. presidency.
I’m out of real options, so if you don’t like either of those, grow some thicker skin or go fuck yourself.
No, we would prefer you fuck all the way off.
Yes, you pretend progressives who are really virulent bigots really don't know how to control yourselves. Up yours and the slattern who birthed you.
And he pulls the bigot card. Go critique a film and contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the GDP of this country you skilless fuck.
I imagine poor donny’s hand will be so bruised this week after all that manly handshaking he did. Poor guy.
😄
Thanks Jeff.
Is it like the "Board of Peace"? Another meaningless grift on the world stage from the pedophile criminal elect?
Is the "buy in" a billion $USD? Or is it some Trump crypto and a 5 night stay at any Trump Hotel and Resort around the world?
Is former Honduras President, Trump-pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández a member?
(https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/former-honduras-president-hernandez-freed-from-prison-after-trump-pardon)
I just read ‘Board of Peace’ as ‘Board of Feces’… at least I got a giggle out of it. Thanks!
Right up there with the Board of Piss
Hahahahahahahaha
I can't. I really can't. I hate that no-class motherfucker with every fiber of my being. I remember CLEARLY how they dogged Biden for glancing at his watch, they bitched for weeks. This pedophile cocksucker wears a BASEBALL CAP through the entire ceremony!! Whattheactualfuck is WRONG with all these people?! Now I've got a headache. Excellent article, Jeff. Hope you're taking care of yourself, I worry about you....huggzz🫂💙💙
How come the shield of the Americas does not shield us from DJT? Defective
The weakest man who likes to act tough
and rage-posts mean lies in a huff
His unquenchable greed
Has made the world bleed
This nightmare can't end soon enough
I should monetize
Shield of the Americas
Wanna buy a hat?
How about branded underwear pads marketed to MAGAs?
MAGA panty pads
They're great for your naughty bits
You'll get a rash though
This administration has been all about trying to shield from the American people a barrage of crimes, grifts, corruption and host of cruelties and fuck-ups.
And the many atrocities he himself has committed.
I hope his dick still has teeth marks in it from the very young victim
Too bad she didn’t bite harder eh H12thDoc?
gag me… ugh… that’s 🤮
Mark, when you say “…trying to shield the American people…” you’re implying “coverups” right?
This has got to be a world record(s) for gaslighting administrations.