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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the doddering old shit fell asleep in court again. that's four days in a row.

https://twitter.com/svdate/status/1781334563878326781

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Of course not! He's just in deep thought!

Stop spreading Fake Snooze!

Ellis Weiner's avatar

He's pining for the fjords.

un poco loco's avatar

His lawyers have him nailed to the perch?

Sharon C Storm's avatar

One of my favorite Monty Python skits. It still makes me laugh and I’ve seen it dozens of times.

un poco loco's avatar

me too... when PBS started showing them in the 70s, as a sort of filler later in the evening (in rotation with Dr Who) I watched each episode many times. It was formative. :)

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Cleese said it was a puppy but that was too sad, so they changed it to a parrot because nobody likes them, even the people who love them.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

besides, puppies don't pine for the fjords

Lairbo's avatar

Maybe the occasional Norwegian Elk Hound...

Doc Blase''s avatar

Its metabolic processes are a matter of interest only to historians!

MARTHA REDSECKER's avatar

Ms. Weber, Me thinks you mean this to be TRUE, and that makes me sad! Spread all the TRUTH about the most evil humanoid to sit in our oval, get booted out by the EC and then comes roaring back to get caught by the very laws our Country has succeeded on since we got some brains!

Susan Keefer's avatar

BREAKING!

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

Deb's avatar

I absolutely wouldn't doubt It, would you? He is such a disgustingly horrible POS that shouldn't be allowed in decent society....and he's been that way since he stumbled on the scene back in the early 80's in NYC. It wouldn't surprise me if he'd have a diaper explosion along with one of his fart attacks. Nothing horrible or disgusting surprises me about him, and I don't think it ever did!

William Burke's avatar

I think what you might be referring to is now colloquially known as a “shart”. May have to do some forensics on the undergarments to confirm. May we have a volunteer please.🙋‍♂️

Rebecca Elliott's avatar

OK, first, everything you said about Trump being horrible and disgusting is absolutely true. I cannot adequately express my disgust concerning him. It is beyond measure. I frequently liken him to slugs, but that does slugs a disservice. HOWEVER, EVERYONE farts in their sleep at some point or another, most people do so regularly. It's because ALL of their muscles are deeply relaxed. Few of us are ever aware of it. But we do. So let's stick to the nasty things he does that most of us do not do, whether we want to admit it or not. Farts happen. Especially when sleeping.

Deb's avatar

What you say is true. However, most of us never have to worry about whether we’re caught farting in our sleep because it usually doesn’t overlap with our dozing off while a defendant in a court case as to whether or not we covered up hush money payments to hookers while we were running for President. But I promise never to slander a slug!🐌

Rebecca Elliott's avatar

Yeah, most defendants manage to stay awake in court. Maybe they cut off his adderal for the duration?

And thank you for not slandering the slugs. I am trying to do better, myself, but it's hard to come up with a more disgusting comparison. LOL, favorite current "bad" joke? Bats are now referring to their fellows as "Trump-shit crazy."

Doc Blase''s avatar

Mine wait until I awaken. Not "everyone" -unless "we" translated means, Rebecca Elliott.

Doc Blase''s avatar

Good. Any attorney who would voluntarily represent this whore and traitor to America should have their faces duct-taped to its butt-crack and kept there for the entire day.

Kay G's avatar

Love hearing that - every accusation is a confession - people are starting to understand with the sleeping Don

Karla's avatar

I can’t give credit because there was no source named, but someone said he’s just being anti woke.

David Browne's avatar

Wonder what he was reading last night. Maybe Alina Habba knows.

Bonnie Council's avatar

He's meditating, or...method-hating. When kids get sent to their rooms as punishment, after awhile they cry themselves to sleep. This is exactly what he reminds me of, an angry 6-year-old. He pouts, he sulks, he falls asleep.

Doreen Garza's avatar

With no repercussions whatsoever!!

Joanne Beck's avatar

Take off the hideous orange make up, go to natural gray color hair, stop the flat head combover and he'd look like some dip shit old geezer ready for the home.

Toby Koch's avatar

I am sooooo happy I cancelled my subscription to the NYT.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I didn't link to the Times article, and I won't read it. I really don't want to know anything about the jurors

KL Pierce's avatar

Thanks for not linking to NYT!

steve robertshaw's avatar

If we don't click it, it will go away one day!

Deb Martina's avatar

I keep saying that about drumpf and the other clowns in the gqp

insert_something_creative's avatar

I hope they're getting enough pushback that they'll stop with this stupid dangerous bullshit, but I'm not holding my breath.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They have become a bastion of clickbait.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Too many times our friend Mary is a day late.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes,I agree.I was growing wary of the NYT before 2016 when Little Donnie Fuckface first ran for POTUS.They were hanging on his every word but I thought maybe it was just me, that I was being a bit sensitive about it since I despised the man so much from his Apprentice show days and all of the other bull pucky that he had done throughout the years. When I finally cancelled my NYT subscription last November I absolutely KNEW that they were propping him up and both sidesing him at every turn and old manning Joe Biden to death.Good riddance to them and their garbage rag.

skangirl's avatar

I canceled my online NYT subscription after they expressed outrage over the expensive watch worn by Biden at his inauguration. (IIRC, it cost less than 1/3 the cost of rump's everyday watch. Of course, the NYT failed to mention rump's timepiece at all.)

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏They "but her emails" us to death. And were solid cheerleaders for W's wars.

Doc Blase''s avatar

Remember D-rumsfeld's "We know where they are. They are east, west, north, and south, of Bagdad, somewhat."

And Colin Powell's little vial of milk powder,

JEEESSUS kill me now.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Me too. Utterly fed up with their constant false equivalency and both sides-isms. At best, they are trying ensure a horse race simply because NYT makes money on campaign spending.

MountainBoyMike's avatar

I canceled yesterday and told them that they may not exist in another drumpf presidency and that they are in fact helping to elect that bloated sack of shit by normalizing him and making him seem like just another presidential candidate...I hope the fucking paper tanks!!...FUCK EM!!!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

I like Nicole Wallace. But she married to NYT reporter Michael Schmidt. & has NYT

reporters on all the time. 🤨

Doreen Garza's avatar

I’m happy to know that!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I don't lnow what she sees in him.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Maybe he can lick his eyebrows? (like that old joke.)

Caelesto's avatar

Same, I cancelled it like 6 months ago. Can't believe how far they have fallen.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Everyone should follow your fine example, I dropped them after they published Tom Cotton's ridiculous performance piece, which he had to know that what he was calling for was illegal.

Ann Anderson's avatar

There's a special chamber of hell where Fox talking heads go when they shed their lizard skins, and there's a spot with Jesse Watters name on it. That said, a jury and alternates will be seated, and the trial will proceed. When witnesses describe Trump's behavior, it will jibe with the pouty guy in front of the jury. I'm counting on his lack of self-control to seal the prosecution's case.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing?

Making tons of money and enjoying the blank feeling of slack jawed stupidity as they surrender control of their bodily orifices.

Rick Calegari's avatar

If Fox and the NYT are making so much money by constantly glorifying Sir Fuckface and putting jurors in danger, then perhaps the FCC and the DOJ should step in and tell them to knock this shit off or fine the hell out of them. No one on any jury should have to fear retaliation for doing their civic duty. Rip Van Stinkle can't even go one day without breaking another law even while on trial and his out of control behavior is allowed to continue. That first conviction can't happen soon enough which may finally cause him to flip his biscuits.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I see no lie, in your analysis.

Derek Smith's avatar

Old Scratch won’t take him.

Samantha M's avatar

Too bad being a petulant self-absorbed whiny little asshole isn’t a crime. This trial would already be finito.

Mari's avatar

I hope that juror sues the bejesus out of Fox for endangering her life.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I would contribute to her GFM, for that!

Tess's avatar

“jesus h. christ on a corroded candy cane!!!!” (nice one!) the pics of him in the red dress and the pic of Hillary made ME spit out my coffee! And it literally is freezing cold in central WI right now—-and I’m not complaining—because warm weather and jail time for bonzo is in the forecast 🤞🏼! Happy Friday everyone!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I wish she really was the ninja assassin the right painted her to be, in their fever-dream conspiracy theories.

Karen Livolsi's avatar

Remember when Trump was taking down portraits of Democrat’s artwork in the White House and replacing it with white supremacist members of certain administrations?

Please have a professional portrait of this meme, title and all, and hang it in a noticeable place where Trump’s is supposed to hang.

Other temporary Trump portraits include; mug shot with ID number.

Trump boarding his plane with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe, (even though it doesn’t show his face, you know it’s got to be him).

Trump dancing…anywhere. Sleeping during his own criminal trial.

Finally, the portrait of Trump and wife disembarking a plane when said wife slapped Trump’s hand away from her’s. Marital bliss.

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Mark L's avatar

The Judge had the temperature lowered in the courtroom so that the defendant Donald Drunk would be more likely to stay awake.

Just saying.....

Kristy Kanen's avatar

And to minimize the stench that apparently has everybody in the room complaining.

Doc Blase''s avatar

Seriously, the thermostat in the room doesn't work correctly. It's either cold or sweltering in there.

Susan Niemann's avatar

First: FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES ALL THE WAY TO HELL. Second: jesus h. christ on a corroded candy cane. Brilliant. Also, Tanner Ballsack. Brilliant. I expect this shit from Faux News, though. This cult is actively trying to endanger peoples lives. I'm trying to figure out when Merchan will finally put this asshole in jail...or a glass box with his back to the jury so he cant see them? I wanna be on the jury...I'll get this ended real quick. HANG HIM! Adjourned.

Morgan's avatar

I love how you think Susan.. agreed hang the fvcker!

Susan Niemann's avatar

He has not ONE redeeming quality. NOT ONE. I thought about a guillotine but thats too messy. 😂😂😂😂

NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

no, it's not. The blood won't get on my yarn.

Mark L's avatar

Ladies Ladies now now!

Behave! Im sure your mind could find better ways.........

Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh yes! Given the time, we could come up with even more creative ways to rid America of this evil. 🤣

Morgan's avatar

Faux News should be sanctioned heavily for outing jurors.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

As a propaganda arm of the Putin/Republican Party, Fox is doing whatever they can to undermine our system of justice and government. I’m sure Rupert and Lachlan expect a great reward if/when they finally succeed.

steve robertshaw's avatar

..."a soft, pampered piece of shit his entire life..." . Jeff T., the master of succinctness. (And LOVE the picture of little trump in a red dress!)

Mike Hammer's avatar

He’s a two bit punk in search of an audience.

Vickie Berry's avatar

Did NYT retract the article? Did they make an apology? Of course not, fuck the NYT and spread the word to all you know to cancel their subscription on the phone since they’ll ask you why (at least they did me).

Morgan's avatar

Fvck the New York Times is spot on. Do not give that OrangeDouche MFKR ANY attention.. what a F’d up world we live in where a grifting despot lying sack o’ shit can take over The Presidency and use it for his own bank and corruption.. dirty deeds indeed.. and his supporters want more grifting lying treason and drain America’s life force.. they’re not Patriots they’re fvcking CRIMINALS

Larry Yungk's avatar

Everything that Trump gets away with is a condemnation to he Constitution and laws that I /we used to blindly believe in. Now things are clearer - either the Constitution and the law exceptionally don't apply to Trump, or they were purposely written to ensure scumbags like him are treated better than the hoi polloi. More and more I think the case is the latter. Could men who owned other human beings as slaves, ever have been capable of creating a system of equal justice and representation for all? Would they have ever wanted to? What is a stake with Trump - is if we can overcome all of the impingements against equity and justice with that were baked into our system and psyche by slave-owning men in white-powdered wigs, and have a just result. The jury (whoever they are) is still out on this.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Remember, the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution to be palatable to the landed. If you weren’t a property owning white male(eligible to vote)you were a woman, child, or a 3/5 nobody.

Larry Yungk's avatar

Yes, the particularly atrocious compromise was the slave states insisting the counting of slaves for population census purposes or boycotting signing the Constitution, and the compromise by other states thus to count slaves as 3/5 of a person. But slavery also drove the establishment of equal state presentation in the Senate, and by extension over representation of those same slave states in the Electoral College. The Senate and the EC remain the most broadly antidemocratic institutions in our government.

Stephen Brady's avatar

And, the chances that we could fix this malign compromise now are likely non-existant.

Larry Yungk's avatar

Ironically, I think it only happens if Trump is elected and we suffer through a few Caligula years. And once he is in the ground, part of the rebuilding would be to start with writing a new constitution. That is pretty much the pattern in most countries after the demise of totalitarian or fascist regimes.

Kay-El's avatar

1. Waiting for the day that Watters turns into a toxic algae bloom and joins Fucker on Xitter.

2. Trump won’t stand for the jurors until they play Hail to the King for him first. 🙄