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the doddering old shit fell asleep in court again. that's four days in a row.

https://twitter.com/svdate/status/1781334563878326781

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I am sooooo happy I cancelled my subscription to the NYT.

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Apr 19·edited Apr 19

There's a special chamber of hell where Fox talking heads go when they shed their lizard skins, and there's a spot with Jesse Watters name on it. That said, a jury and alternates will be seated, and the trial will proceed. When witnesses describe Trump's behavior, it will jibe with the pouty guy in front of the jury. I'm counting on his lack of self-control to seal the prosecution's case.

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Too bad being a petulant self-absorbed whiny little asshole isn’t a crime. This trial would already be finito.

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I hope that juror sues the bejesus out of Fox for endangering her life.

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“jesus h. christ on a corroded candy cane!!!!” (nice one!) the pics of him in the red dress and the pic of Hillary made ME spit out my coffee! And it literally is freezing cold in central WI right now—-and I’m not complaining—because warm weather and jail time for bonzo is in the forecast 🤞🏼! Happy Friday everyone!

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“oh boo fucking hoo, you entitled toddler. wait until you find out just how cold a prison cell is.” Jeff, the mushroom may shrink to the point that it will better fit his tiny hands..

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The Judge had the temperature lowered in the courtroom so that the defendant Donald Drunk would be more likely to stay awake.

Just saying.....

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First: FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES ALL THE WAY TO HELL. Second: jesus h. christ on a corroded candy cane. Brilliant. Also, Tanner Ballsack. Brilliant. I expect this shit from Faux News, though. This cult is actively trying to endanger peoples lives. I'm trying to figure out when Merchan will finally put this asshole in jail...or a glass box with his back to the jury so he cant see them? I wanna be on the jury...I'll get this ended real quick. HANG HIM! Adjourned.

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If you are looking for a good belly laugh to start your day, check out this Daily Kos story and short video: “Donald whines about cold courtroom and brings props to the 'falsifying business records' trial.” By Annieli: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/18/2235975/-Donald-whines-about-cold-courtroom-and-brings-props-to-the-falsifying-business-records-trial?utm_campaign=trending Hit play on the “Decoding Fox News” tweet and enjoy two minutes and two seconds of hilarity of dumbo in his own “words”. There is plenty more if you have time, check out tfg’s fascinating music playlist and Annieli’s other links. Have a great weekend all.

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Line of the day: Donald Trump has been a soft, pampered piece of shit his entire life.

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But he does show deference to dictators (dicktaters)

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Faux News should be sanctioned heavily for outing jurors.

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As a propaganda arm of the Putin/Republican Party, Fox is doing whatever they can to undermine our system of justice and government. I’m sure Rupert and Lachlan expect a great reward if/when they finally succeed.

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Apr 19·edited Apr 19

..."a soft, pampered piece of shit his entire life..." . Jeff T., the master of succinctness. (And LOVE the picture of little trump in a red dress!)

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He’s a two bit punk in search of an audience.

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