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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I don't normally like to speculate about stuff, but ah, what the hell. here you go.

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Tess's avatar

Well done SIR! (an honest “sir” not a fake one! lol)

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ok but do you have tears in your eyes

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arne link's avatar

And biceps, what about the bulging biceps? Oh, wait.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, there is a certain bulge in the back of Donnie Demento's Depends...

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Now that Timothy Cardinal Dolan has retired, all ginormously bulging biceps must be sent to Trump’s new favorite poofer conservative cleric, Bishop Robert Barron of Winona-Rochester, Minnesota. The princess who lives pretty close to Minneapolis but finds ICE murders there morally justifiable.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Bishop Robert Barron has received criticism for not commenting on the killing of Renee Good, an incident that occurred in a nearby metro area to his diocese in Minnesota. While other Catholic leaders in the area, such as the Archbishop of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, have issued statements, reporting indicates that Barron has remained silent on this specific event.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

This requires a big FUCK YOU to pseudo-catholic bishop Robert Barron. Take your alleged Christian values and shove them up your ass.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

https://mary.org/statement-of-fr-daniel-griffith-on-the-fatal-shooting-of-renee-good/

Still silence from the Internet bishop of Winona-Rochester, Minnesota

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

That's interesting because one thing you can say about the central church in the Vatican is that it's relatively consistent on "life." While it opposes abortion (disagree) it also opposes the death penalty (agree). It certainly shouldn't find murder "morally justifiable" no matter what the situation.

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A.J. Madison's avatar

Murder shouldn't be morally justifiable for sure. But the Roman Catholic Church is a very old, very archaic, very rigid patriarchy. And, well, the RCC just can't have women believing they have the same rights as men. Including the right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. OTOH, the RCC is THE example of why there is separation of church and state. And idiots in the government who advocate some intrusion of the church (not necessarily christian belief systems) need to be forced out of government at our earliest convenience.

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Lisa59's avatar

The Mara lardo chlamydia gang rides again.

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LindaSRW's avatar
1dEdited

LMAO!

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Tess's avatar

😂😢😂😢😂😢

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Richard Spiering's avatar

And I'm big and strong (for a 60-something nerd) too! 😭

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SethTriggs's avatar

I'm not big and strong but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express once.

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Paula Dean's avatar

You ARE very brave!

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

You're big and strong IN THE BRAIN.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

😱😱😱

🤣🤣🤣

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Paula Dean's avatar

Oh yeah, plenty of tears! Though mostly they're tears of laughter! 🤣🤣🤣

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Abigail Norling's avatar

:'(

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HI2thDoc's avatar

de rigeuer

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

🤣

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Martha Howell's avatar

Who doesn't have tears in their eyes as of late?

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

😭

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Tess dry your eyes and pick up the pieces of your life, together we will bury them.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

👍😻

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, it appears that success in tRump's golden bordello is best guaranteed if you can guess what bit of misinformation will likely best trigger Dear Leader and then whisper it to him. Hillary said it would not be a good idea to elect someone who can be triggered with a tweet... right as usual.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You speculate better than I do.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-gathering-this-week-still-sucks-really-bad-sigh

Trump is expecting a third impeachment. Should this shock anyone?

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Not only does he expect a third impeachment, he DESERVES one. A conviction, too.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He's also expecting to have a third term, so it's a horse race to see what happens before this coming November.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

And I think a third rail would be the best solution.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm holding out for prison. My dream is to see him led to prison in handcuffs.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

That's wildly unlikely and we should stop buying into this. Even those around him have said "no way," as has he himself in his more lucid moments. The other thing is that at the rate he's declining he may be unable to function by the end of THIS year.

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Jan Moon's avatar

He slithered through the first two. Why would he care about a third. Or a fourth. Or a fifth? The whole federal set up is just a fucking joke anymore.

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Tess's avatar

Not a shock…and probably nothing will come of it unfortunately!

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

True. Impeachment doesn't mean a damn thing unless they convict and remove the basturd, then throw the basturd in a federal prison for treason or even a firing squad or hanging would work. Then ship his wife her parents and her and trumps' son to Solvania. Heck, ship his other 3 idiot children with them. They're all rotten to the core... or perhaps they can find a large deserted island in the ocean of their choice and take their MAGA supporters with them, including the ones currently in office (senators, reps. SC, speaker of the house) and he can be their king. The caveat is they all lose their US citizenship and will never be allowed entrance into the US again, under any circumstances.

This USMC vet can dream.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

They were all born in Russia and must be shot by ICE now.

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David Selditz's avatar

Bullseye.

Semper Fi

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Semper Fi

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

His mother-in-law died. Don't know if she's buried on the golf course with his first wife.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"perhaps they can find a large deserted island in the ocean of their choice" We already have Guantanamo. It's pretty empty now, lots of room. Just sayin'

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

That would work!

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

If I'd done the things he's done, I would certainly expect it.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Boo fucking hoo that he is surrounded by lying Nazi sycophants. But who the fuck appointed them? He did. No sympathy for this devil.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He’s Satan’s Whore

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

South Park got that right

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Permian Extinction's avatar

No speculation about the drugs.

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john augustine's avatar

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Jennifer's avatar
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New footage dropped from across the street that showed the shooting of Renee Good. In no way was the ICE agent in danger, she wasn't trying to run him over, and it's even more clear that he murdered her. (As if we didn't know that already.)

Other footage shows him on his phone, recording the whole thing. That must be some interesting footage for this "Christian father who loves his family" as he's being called, as opposed to the "self-described poet, she/her riot-inciter who's been trained to mow ICE agents down with their vehicles."

They all belong in the Hague.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I've seen that footage. that's today's Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit

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Jennifer's avatar

There's too much Shit That Happened for anyone to keep up. You're doing an amazing job, considering.

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arne link's avatar

It was horrible to see an actual murder as it happened. Horrible.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that why in the two posts I've written about it, I've only linked to the video, and not embedded it in the post

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Just read a bit about Mrs Goebels having a meltdown over ChatGPT’s analysis of the shooting which stated:

"Based on available video and reporting: ICE agents escalated a chaotic stop, gave conflicting commands, and fired as the woman tried to leave. The shooting responsibility lies with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who pulled the trigger."

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

"gave conflicting commands"

I wish more accounts would mention that ICE simultaneously ordered Renee Good to "Stay in your vehicle" and "Exit your vehicle!" It was the first thing I noticed about the video.

I know word count is a bitch, but that one fact highlights (1) lack of training (2) lack of coordination (3) how dangerous Stephen Miller's project has become for EVERYBODY.

Don't think your skin color will protect you, MAGA. Renee was a white woman and ICE shot her in her pale face anyway.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Stephen Miller is at the top of my wish list for prison. But I would give him the benefit of a fair trial first even though he doesn't believe in this for others.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Thank you for that. I'm never going to recover from all the PTSD related to tRumPutin.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The aftermath of violence against the gathered crowd, the flow of fuckery from Trump’s, Vance’s and the rest of his administrations mendacious lips were nearly as horrific Arne! Fuck these pathetic psychopaths who serve the amorally vacuous billionaire class, who’ve waged this hellscape on we the serfs!

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Mary Hall's avatar

In case you missed it last night in Portland, Oregon, a husband and wife were shot by CBP in a hospital parking lot. One in the leg and one in the chest. JFC I hate it here!

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Mary Hall's avatar

Update: I last heard it was arm and chest.

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Deborah solleveld's avatar

The problem is here is fast becoming everywhere.

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Kay-El's avatar

They’re supposed to be wearing body cameras. Why wasn’t his turned on? He preferred filming on a personal device. That’s not suspicious, noooooo

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Body cams and masks is a ridiculous combination.

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Flo Plazo's avatar

Good point.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Home theater for his kids to watch daddy in action…dunno…Kay, I just don’t have any words left to express my anger at those who voted for this chaotic corruption and insanity.

Hartman explains it well in his post today!

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Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Exactly!!

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I suppose the ICEstapo are making snuff porn now.

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Lisa59's avatar

I saw a sign yesterday that said "Ho for the Hauge." These wannabe GI Joe sadists are all over Minnesota. Taking down 2 drivers that work for Target in front of the store. Pulling over anyone who is brown-skinned. Some of my daughters co-workers had ICE surrounding their apartment buildings. Many didn't show up for work. She's a biologist for a food company that employs immigrants. Two blocks from my other daughter's home they were throwing observers on the ground and arresting them. Businesses are closing their doors. We're at war with our government. If these cocksuckers can get away with killing us...it's on.

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rlritt's avatar

I've been saying this since the beginning. Marching into cities and taking down immigrants without warrants is just practice to get us used to armed military invading cities and taking people. The cruelty is the point. Today immigrants, tomorrow the Blacks, the Democrats and then how long before they round up the Jews? Miller should be careful. He looks like a scapegoat candidate to me.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

JESUS... Lisa. I am mortified your family is going through this shit. 😭😭😭

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Lisa59's avatar

Son in law has restaurants, they're hitting those too.

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arne link's avatar

Of course. Looking for hard working immigrants. It is beyond disgusting.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

This is a freaking hellhole. Lisa, so sorry to read this about how hard it’s hitting your loved ones. Damn the ICEstapo demons!

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Lisa59's avatar

They were everywhere yesterday. Going in grocery stores, gas stations, libraries, schools, and pulling people out. Just pulling people off the street. Anyone who is brown. Numerous Native Americans were picked up. No one knows where they went. It takes 20 of them to body slam 1 person to the ground. We all carry my grandson's birth certificate with us now. Those will brown skin are being hunted like animals. One guy was fucking screaming in a megaphone at protesters, "we executed one of you yesterday, we'll execute all of you." No one is safe.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

How long can the potential for violence be controlled? The administration wants violence so will keep escalating up to the midterms. How many citizens will become victims? Civil unrest is building.

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Lisa59's avatar

HOLY FUCK!!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. IN MY LITTLE TOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE. YOU CAN THROW A ROCK AND HIT ONE!!! THERE'S VIDEO OF THEM PULLING GUNS OUT. WE ARE GROUND ZERO!!!

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Could it be retribution because Tim Walz called Trump and his Republicans "weird"?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Martial law cannot be far behind either Mary Lou… where many of the non-lethal weapons will be deployed, along with military in our streets.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Perhaps I haven’t been reading everything correctly, but it never occurred to me that they were doing all of that. I’m so sorry that people in MN are dealing with such criminal behavior from ICE. I live in a small town, we have seen ICE twice in the past few months. Both times they were in the parking lot of my church. I have not personally seen them.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Consider yourself fortunate Sharon, peaceful protests are being met with violence, you’ve probably witnessed some of it on the TV or net… it’s much different in person!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

We are at war, one waged by a billionaire class we’ll never be a part of Lisa!

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Lisa59's avatar

Yes we are Patrick!!!

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

That’s horrible, Lisa59😢 I’m fortunate and thankful that the suburb I live in is not in the line of sight of the ICE thugs. I’m truly sorry your daughters are in the midst of the chaos😢🖖🏻

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Lisa59's avatar

Thank you. I live in the country and I can hear sirens. All these little towns around me have small manufacturing plants that employs a number of immigrants. They're going after them. I'm sick to my stomach. My daughter is one of the supervisors of one of these plants. She's headed there now. I'm worried.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Drop “the”, and it’s not spelled

H-A-G-U-E.

It’s spelled H-E-L-L

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Jennifer's avatar

Amen

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍👍👍

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

🎯🎯🎯

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Kathy Wentworth's avatar

The literal insane running the asylum.

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David M Marko's avatar

If Renee Good got out of her car and attacked that scum ICE agent with an American flag would she pardoned by Pumpkinhead.

In fact, all protesters should carry American flags, then Harpie could show her secret admirer video of ICE agents shoving around people carrying the flag.

But then again, the symbol of democracy for this country means nothing to this self aggrandizing, narcissistic puke.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I hope Minnesota charges this guy because you know that even if he was charged federally, Trump would instantly pardon him.

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Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

I had my fingers crossed for more footage!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

It’s not even the lie that’s wild anymore. It’s the setup. You’ve got a demented old man, a laptop fairy with a printer, and a curated reality feed designed to keep him agitated, flattered, and obedient. Of course he “saw a video” that doesn’t exist. When your handlers spoon-feed you fantasy and call it evidence, hallucination becomes policy. This isn’t leadership, it’s assisted delusion with national consequences.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

exactly

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

There's a lot of buttons in the Oval Office and a lot of people pushing them. Like a big bowl of candy. There's that one big red button that worries me the most.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

The Diet Coke button?

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Wendymae's avatar

Where's the one that will film Miss Harp blowing him under the desk? Maybe then we could get rid of him?

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Wendymae... nope. Magats applaud that shit. Strong men get blow jobs 💪 😤

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Wendymae's avatar

Yeah, of course they would just chalk it up to more of his greatness.

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barb's avatar

Nope, his base will revere him even more is they saw a film of that. I'm sure Laura Loomer must be mighty jealous of this Natalie Harp. Can only imagine what those cat fights must be like.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Suzy Wiles must be the Mother Superior of all these twisted deluders or else she's been edged aside and delegated to asswipe duty.

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Lisa59's avatar

She did say she hand picked psychopaths.

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Cyndi's avatar

It is also elder abuse. Those letters? They read to me less like actual adoration, and more like "keep my cushy job where competence is not required or desired".

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

The only one committing elder abuse is trump - abusing the power of his position.

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Richard Spiering's avatar

Perfect description

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Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

Don’t they know the rules? Stick to your own algorithm or bad things will happen.

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CJ Bair's avatar

Exactly

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey Brent's Shadow Whoeverthefuckyouare, go up to Jesse Ventura and call him a washed up bum to his face

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Eileen's avatar

BINGO! I see a Sir Sir story of a different sort: Hulk Hogan says, "Ok, pal. Give me your best shot." Brent Shadow, wide-eyed, produces a widening patch of darkened jeans at the crotch and says, "Sir, Sir, I never expected someone to ACTUALLY have giant muscles standing so close to me." Pivoting "Heh, heh...Did you pick up any Vietnamese language while overseas?" he adds, grinning sheepishly.

Hulk, mildly irritated and ready to walk on, wraps up the encounter with a practical assist "Someone point this guy to a public restroom before he takes a shit."

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

Yeah, Brent, who are you?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Keyboard tough guy

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DJS's avatar

Never-been.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Right on

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Christine Zepka's avatar

lol!!😝

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michellefromchicago's avatar

More like Keyboard Koward

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Krappy Keyboard Koward

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Headline at The Guardian:

"White House unleashes torrent of untruths after woman shot dead by ICE"

NO NO NO

They aren't "untruths", or falsehoods, deceptions, fabrications, fables, myths, yarns, parables, or bluffs, either.

THEY'RE MOTHERFUCKING LIES!!!

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arne link's avatar

It should have read "woman murdered by ICE" because that is what actually happened. I bet they are wishing it had been a brown woman. Too bad it was a white woman with white children. Of course, she was gay so they will spin that angle forever.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The idea that the government should just murder gay people puts us at the bottom as one of the most savage and anti-human rights countries in the entire world. And we should spin it that way every time they try to bring this up.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

💯

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Oh - and a ‘poet’, because THAT needed to be clarified.

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Lise Buranen's avatar

They're ALL suspect.

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Carol C's avatar

She was divorced from her first husband, widowed by her second husband. Both men. Kristy is the one insinuating Renee Good was gay, and that gay people cause whatever harm comes to them.

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arne link's avatar

But they do refer to her "wife". Who knows? I certainly don't care a whit about anyone's sex life. I do care when people are murdered in cold blood.

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PTW's avatar

Arne, I did see a video of a sobbing woman, sitting in the snow. The homeowner where she is sitting is talking to her and she states "They just shot my wife. They shot her in the head." I just wanted to hug her, comfort her, get her into the house, get her up out of the snowbank, away from those thugs. Fuck these fucking thugs.

https://youtu.be/qff8C5uv6b8?si=muJTzkCXPn-QnL2B

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DJS's avatar

Sounds like she was bi, and there's nothing wrong with it. Repubs are obsessed with what everyone else does in their own bedrooms.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

She was the dreaded militant lesbian you know

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rlritt's avatar

No, they want you to understand perfectly that ANYONE who opposes them is targeted for murder.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

It's stochastic terrorism, except now they don't even bother with the stochastic part

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Eric Smith's avatar

Secretary Noempathy: “Who are going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?”

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Joyce's avatar

Great name for her, as it is entirely all too accurate: she is clearly not fully wired to be human.

As a side note to the utter grimness of this horrific event and the far more significant and damaging lies: how about Noempathy's proclamation that the ICE thugs' cars were stuck in snow and they were busy pushing the cars out (that alone was entertaining, as it furthered the image of the thugs as wholly inept at anything other than killing)....and the video shows the cars parked in the middle of a snowless lane. So--they got stuck on bare asphalt and were pushing their cars down the street???

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Upvote for Secretary Noempathy.

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arne link's avatar

I prefer Crusty Noem Gnome.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Eric, I think noempathy is extremely clever and so appropriate. But to me, a lover of 4-legged-kids, she will always be the dog-and-goat-killer. Although I just might have to steal noempathy🤔🖖🏻

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

Is it really catty for me to think she looks so hideous now on top of the way she acts. These cosmetic “enhancements” don’t last very long

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I still think of the South Park episode where her entire face fell off and skittered away across the ground like a huge cockroach.

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Pete Gorton's avatar

Luv it! South Park rocks (the regime!). Any idea which episode?

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Diana Hembree's avatar

I think it was the first of this season, but I'm not positive...

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Yarnartist's avatar

Those are her “gender affirming enhancements”. 😁

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Which one is she trying for?

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Yarnartist's avatar

Not really sure, but I think she envies Nancy Mace’s Adam’s apple.

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DJS's avatar

5% body fat and 10% silicone.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

🤣🤣🤣👏

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️

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Paula Dean's avatar

NOEMpathy! Perfect!

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rlritt's avatar

They say sociopaths usually start with torturing pets.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Good One. 👏👏👏

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Gayna's avatar

It sickens me beyond anything I have ever felt as an adult to see the disgusting lies and bullshit printed about a soccer mom to vilify her and lie to satisfy the bloodlust of the clown fucks who

Call themselves MAGA. These people are TRAITORS, as are all and I mean ALL, of the asshats aligning themselves with that demented rapist pedophile murderer Trump. I left the USA for my home in Europe on Tuesday and I won’t be back. I have given up all hope for that shithole. When a thug can go up to a mom’s car and shoot her in the face three times ON VIDEO with impunity, in my book, all hope is gone. Those evils fuckers will carry on til they drop dead at which time another evil fuck will take their place. My heart hurts for all of the folks who read your piece but I hope every single one of those maga pieces of shit suffers terminal illness, bankruptcy and whatever else catastrophic can befall them because they have brought this evil on the entire populace and I am Not hyperbolic when I say they deserve to be shot.

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arne link's avatar

You're lucky you can leave. I'm too old to resettle. My only hope is that I am not bankrupted when the economy fails and the financial meltdown occurs.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

95% of us can't leave because we're too old, or don't have marketable skills or don't have the money to relocate, or have family obligations or have no connection to another country. It's very rare to have all the pieces necessary to move to another country so it's not really a useful suggestion. What is useful is to join with others to fight back.

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Gayna's avatar

I’m fighting with democrats abroad. It’s a get active organized zation for American expats and you can be damned sure. Am involved

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barb's avatar

What country will you be living in?

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Paula Dean's avatar

I agree with you 💯%, Anastasia!

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rlritt's avatar

I can't leave my family.

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Keith's avatar

i'm TOO FUKIN STUBBORN to leave

the republicans were quick to declare in the 70s 'LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT'

today is our time ... FUK YOU WE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE!

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Gayna's avatar

I live in Lisbon and I moved when I was 69 and have never regretted it. It was difficult but not as difficult as staying in that shithole Texas. We ve been here four years and now I can speak SOME Portuguese. Best thing I ever did and I’m NOT RICH

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Clint Opine's avatar

And Tom Holman took a bag of cash as a bribe, ON VIDEO.

And Jan 6th rioters beat cops with hockey sticks and flag poles, ON VIDEO.

The message is clear, there will be no consequences for criminal acts as long as they are in service to the King.

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Dave Drell's avatar

And then the flabby ass pardons them and calls it

“a peaceful protest”

he’s such a turd!

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

"A day of 'love'", as #Bumblefuck described it.

I'd love to see THAT rat-fucker on the other end of that kind of "love".

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Katrina Nuciforo's avatar

I wish I could leave

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Mark Slattery's avatar

It should not be called a "shooting". It should be called a "government-sponsored murder."

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arne link's avatar

It was murder, plain and simple. Murder.

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Lisa Bieber's avatar

Execution

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SeekingReason's avatar

🎯 It was an execution of an innocent American. They need to pay in the same manner!

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I call it an execution, as in the ultimate, take that libtard.

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spoonbridgecherry's avatar

"the New York Times actually committed a splendid bit of journalism yesterday."

No. No they didn't, Jeff.

The NYTimes didn't complete the assignment. The "journalists" failed to ask Sir the question you've been begging someone to ask for years:

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I thought the Pulitzer winning question is "what in the fuck is wrong with you?"

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Keith's avatar

i'm waiting for the fog to lift when an intern asks ... WTF are you talking about?

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Harold Miller's avatar

The scariest part of all this is when Noem said the officer did what he was trained to do.

So they are “training” to shoot unarmed protesters?

They want to instill fear in the citizens of our country, and a nice side effect is its great distraction from the Epstein files.

RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!

It’s the law!

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Joyce's avatar

I think she accidentally did a truth.

These January 6th ICE thugs haven't a clue about basic police protocols--like, don't step in front of a moving vehicle, moron (never mind cops: 90% of 4-year-olds have a firm grasp of that one); and, if you shoot the driver dead while the car is moving, the driver is unlikely to be able to steer the car...

But they are really, really good at throwing people to the ground--especially small women and landscapers--and beating the shit out of them; now they're proving they're well trained in how to murder people. Yep--what they're trained to do, Puppy Killer.

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rlritt's avatar

Their real job is to inspire terror so citizens comply.

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Michael Guenon's avatar

I believe that they are trained to leave the crime scene. They know the FBI investigation is no threat to them. No way in hell there will be a decision against any agent shooting. They have shit-canned all procedure and kept local authorities out.

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Crystal Hartley's avatar

The administration has passed judgment literally within a couple of hours - Officer Ross acted in self-defense and is therefore innocent. How can the FBI possibly find anything to the contrary? No need for an investigation.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Isn’t that something Secretary of Death Hegseth basically said in his deranged speech to all the top military brass that time, that they’d be out in the streets using civilians for target practice, so FAFO?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Hegseth is the Secretary of War. Kennedy is the Secretary of Pestilence. Bessent is the Secretary of Famine. Noem is the Secretary of Death.

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Dave Drell's avatar

“Trained”. har! Here’s your uniform - wear a mask- a go beat up brownies

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The man is deranged through and through

He reminds me of Hitler and Jews

"What's next?" we do wonder

As this moron does thunder

He's crazy, insane -- yes, we knew.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Shitler is trailed by a blonde

Of him she's especially fond

She gets taxpayer money

To keep him all sunny

And deepen the trumpy swamp pond

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

You inspired me to write a haiku 🤣🤣

Trump casts gaze upon

Perky blonde with nice kidneys

Mushroom dick grows large

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Demented old fart

Loves blondes who remind him of

Ivanka. So sick

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Yarnartist's avatar

He dreams it grows large.

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

That's hilarious!!

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Derek Smith's avatar

"Large"

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Well, relative to a chipmunk anyway 😂

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Lise Buranen's avatar

This is starting to gross me out.

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DJS's avatar

"It moved."

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!!

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Norma's avatar

😁🤣

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Paula Dean's avatar

🏆🥇🎆

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Insane absolutely stupid childish manipulator liar corrupt uneducated fool

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Jane's avatar

👏👏👏

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Jon Notabot's avatar

Thanks for continuing to bring me some laughs, Jeff. I wonder how many of us here are keeping old man suicide at bay in part by hanging on to our humor.

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Paula Dean's avatar

My own personal Suicide Demon runs and hides every time I laugh. Jeff Tiedrich makes sure I scare it off every day. I'm sure I'm not alone in this.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

You are not alone.

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Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

No, you are not alone.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

“You have TDS!” “Oh, yeah? Yo mama has STDs!”

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!

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CroneEver's avatar

Trump told New York Times reporters David E. Sanger, Tyler Pager, Katie Rogers, and Zolan Kanno-Youngs that as commander-in-chief, he has only one limit on his power: “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.” He claimed he gets to determine what is legal under international law, and seemed to stretch that authority to domestic affairs, too, saying that he was already considering getting around a possible decision by the Supreme Court that his tariffs were unconstitutional by simply calling them licensing fees and that he could invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy troops in the U.S. if he “felt the need to do it.”

Meanwhile, he loves to watch the violence that he instigated, from Jan 6 to Venezuela, live on TV. Caligula reincarnated.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I think the demented, illiterate monster meant to say “my own mortality,” not “my own morality,” because he’s obsessed with his impending death and the thought he might not get into “Heaven.” Plus, “morality” is a concept that has never once crossed his mind.

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Lois Henry's avatar

Yeah, I wondered about that one. I think you’re right.

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DJS's avatar

As a narcissist, he feels he is immortal. He will cheat Death itself.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

He’s fucking around, and he will soon find out.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

YES. THIS. I read that article. The UN Security Council needs to wake the fuck up RIGHT NOW and denounce this bullshit. We should be banished from NATO and sanctioned out the wazoo.

This shit needs to stop, whatever the means possible.

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Rachel C's avatar

He took us out of all international organizations. They can sanction all they want and it will make no difference. However, it will document that the world knows what he is doing 👹

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rlritt's avatar
1dEdited

What can the UN security Council do? I can see Stephen Miller sending goons into the UN and dragging security council away.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Uhhhh, the US has a veto in the Security Council. You might as well try to get the Security Council to denounce Putin.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Hey, an Ink can dream, right? 🫣

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Joyce's avatar

Ummmm.....did the reporters gently let him know those are TWO things?

Aside from the fact that he has neither.

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CroneEver's avatar

HA HA HA!!!!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

His morality consists of pride, envy, anger, lust, avarice, gluttony, and sloth

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DJS's avatar

King of the 7 Deadly Sins.

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Lisa Bieber's avatar

Capigula

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Keith's avatar

highest court in the land concurs ... trump is their king that can do no wrong!

presidential immunity sez so!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Well done. I’m too sad to comment. But you’re helping me hang in.

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Sue Pemberton's avatar

Hang on! We're here with you, feeling the same.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Ditto

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Paula Dean's avatar

Me too, Neal. I've had the flu for nearly a week and I'm not improving at all. I think it's because my mental state won't allow me to recover.

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arne link's avatar

Sorry. We care about you. Get well soon.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Sending you a warm amber orb of healing, Paula.

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Paula Dean's avatar

I feel it! Thank you!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Is Human Printer/Fawning Stalkerish Supplicant on the approved list of occupations for the religious right trad-wife crowd?

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Top of the list!

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