what in the actual fuck is this bullshit

how many lines are we going to let Donald Trump cross

on the same day that he crashed a wake for an NYC policeman slain in the line of duty and turned it into a dead cops are props photo op, Little Donny Fuckface committed a second atrocity.

he took to his crappy app and posted a video of one of these dipshit MAGA cultist pickup trucks. you know the kind I’m talking about: every fucking square inch of it is plastered with TRUMP decals and LET’S GO BRANDON stickers, and sprouting a dozen or more TRUMP 2024 flags waving in the wind — because everything with these dildos has to be 120-decibel in-your-face aggression. we get it, pal, you’re an asshole. thanks for letting us know.

and behind the wheel of these god-awful eyesores is always some low-wattage red-hat simpleton with a fuckton of asinine grievances about the commies and the women and the blacks, who dreams of a glorious return to permanent white supremacy with Dear Leader installed as King-Emperor for Life.

but this MAGA truck had a cool additional feature: across its tailgate was an image of Joe Biden hogtied and gagged like a kidnapping victim.

ha ha! so funny!

Donny Bloodbath thought this was so totes hysterical that he posted a video of it — complete with heroic music — that was seen by his millions of deranged worshipers.

no biggie, right? just an ordinary homey in command of an army of psychotic cultists, signaling to them that political violence is not just awesome, but welcome.

we’re literally running out of lines for Trump to cross.

I know from experience how the Secret Service interacts with people who make threats against POTUS, even ones they can't carry out. This, from a former President, is totally out of bounds. It’s time to stop letting Trump break the rules. Long past time.

remember, this fucknut is out on bail in four separate criminal trials. not pulling shit like this is part of the conditions of his release in every single one. what’s it going to take for a judge to at long last revoke bail and put this menace away?

This is what the monster just posted. A realistic picture of President Biden tied up helpless in the back of a van with Trump’s gloating mug in front of the scene. He’s threatening the president’s life. That’s a felony. If anyone else did it, the feds would arrest him. What now?

by the way, this “kidnapped Biden” image wasn’t a one-off created by the owner of the truck. oh no sir, it’s a commercially-produced product and right now you can buy one for the low price of $49.95 — a savings of $12.49!

oh wait, it looks like the shithead selling these took down their page. I guess they don’t like attention after all.

imagine that some enterprising leftist started selling truck decals featuring some demented old classified document-thief hogtied and gagged.

anyone doing that would get kathygriffinned so fucking fast their head would spin. the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex would start howling. Hannity would shit roofing nails on live TV. Fox News would turn it into a weeks-long long scandal — and the New York Times would fill their op-ed page with one tut-tutting editorial after another.

but this won’t happen to Trump. there won’t be any accountability for Trump in this episode, because he’s already committed a new atrocity that will push this one out of the news.

Trump posts multiple photos of hush money judge’s daughter amid gag order debate

Donald Trump on Saturday put on display multiple photos of the daughter of the judge in his hush money criminal case, even as the prosecution argues that targeting her could violate an established gag order in the case over purported payments to an adult film star.

Trump, who was previously put on the spot for his attacks on Judge Merchan’s daughter, including posting her name publicly, has been accused of intentionally stirring up violence against the jurist’s adult daughter. Merchan’s daughter works in an industry that services politicians, including prominent Democrats.

Donny is technically not in violation of his gag order here, because Judge Merchan excluded himself and his family from its scope. but why give Trump that inch? you know he’s going to take a mile. Trump is painting a huge target on the judge’s daughter’s back. Merchan needs to expand the gag order, pronto.

but by the time Merchan acts, Trump will have already moved on to the next atrocity. because this is what Donny does. he fucking wears us out.

for four years this guy and his entire administration was wall-to-wall batshit crazy. there was so much fucknuttery going on that the mind couldn’t process it. each weirdness shoved the previous one out of our consciousness, often several times a day.

does anyone remember that Trump accused Obama of spying on the White House with his magic microwave oven? it’s surreal to even type that sentence, but it actually happened — and then ten thousand other equally-insane things occurred and who even has room in their head to keep it all cataloged.

and now, as the campaign season heats up, the unrelenting fire-hose of batshittery is happening all over again.

“vermin poisoning the blood” is pushed out of the news by Trump’s half-billion dollar judgement, which is pushed out of the news by Trump accusing Biden of starting World War II, which is pushed out of the news by some cockamamie ruling by Trump fangirl judge Aileen Cannon, which is pushed out of the news by Trump promising a bloodbath, which is pushed out of the news by Trump catching a break on his half-billion dollar judgement, which is pushed out of the news by Trump posting violent videos, which is pushed out of the news by Trump attacking a judge’s daughter, which is pushed out of the news by—

for fuck’s sake, this guy is such a menace that they have to hide the identities of the jurors at all of his trials.

and how infuckingsane is it to type “all of his trials,” like it’s a perfectly normal thing for this criminal to get caught doing crime after crime after crime and still be a viable candidate for high office.

Donald Trump not just unfit for office. he’s unfit to live among humans.

and where is our worthless media? what are they up to while all this is going on? let’s check in on the Grey Lady.

Three Presidents, No Neckties

Did Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, appearing together at a fund-raiser in open-neck shirts, look casual or ‘a little disheveled’?

for fuck’s sake, New York Times, seriously? can’t wait to see your breathless reporting on the spiffy uniforms that will be worn by the inmates in Trump’s concentration camps.

fortunately, there is one newspaper that understands the gravity of our situation. yesterday, Chris Quinn, the editor of Cleveland’s Plain Dealer, published a barn-burner of an editorial, in which he announced that his paper was done tolerating Donny’s bullshit.

The facts involving Trump are crystal clear, and as news people, we cannot pretend otherwise, as unpopular as that might be with a segment of our readers. There aren’t two sides to facts. People who say the earth is flat don’t get space on our platforms. If that offends them, so be it.

As for those who equate Trump and Joe Biden, that’s false equivalency. Biden has done nothing remotely close to the egregious, anti-American acts of Trump. We can debate the success and mindset of our current president, as we have about most presidents in our lifetimes, but Biden was never a threat to our democracy. Trump is. He is unique among all American presidents for his efforts to keep power at any cost.

as I am wont to say, shoot that shit directly into my veins.

a happy Easter Sunday to everyone who celebrates — and isn’t a vile shitbag who compares himself to Jesus.