Boy, this is a tough vote, but I have to go with Fidel Cancun, the asshole that's closest geographically, here in Texas. At least he might be in TX; depends on how badly he's polling next to Allred. He might already be heading for Cuba or Argentina...
Don't forget Matt Gaetz. His face looks like he ran into a metal garbage can lid at 100 miles an hour.
Boy, this is a tough vote, but I have to go with Fidel Cancun, the asshole that's closest geographically, here in Texas. At least he might be in TX; depends on how badly he's polling next to Allred. He might already be heading for Cuba or Argentina...
Fidel Cancun!! That's hysterical!!😅
I wish it were mine, but I lifted it from Tiedrich himself (a few weeks back)
So speculation is he did some Botox before the RNC. That was wasted money
He should've taken some tips from a drag queen artist. He face now matches his ass.
Reminiscent of a vintage insult from MASH, where Klinger tells Zale, "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."
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I always thought dear Mattie could have a side gig, renting out his forehead to show drive-in movies on! Seems he missed his calling, there.
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Lots of contestants in that race.
No doubt. I just tell people I'm 10 years older than I am. They say I look great for 75. Saves a shit ton on Botox. 😉
Plankhead.😂😂
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