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Lisa59's avatar

Don't forget Matt Gaetz. His face looks like he ran into a metal garbage can lid at 100 miles an hour.

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un poco loco's avatar

Boy, this is a tough vote, but I have to go with Fidel Cancun, the asshole that's closest geographically, here in Texas. At least he might be in TX; depends on how badly he's polling next to Allred. He might already be heading for Cuba or Argentina...

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Lisa59's avatar

Fidel Cancun!! That's hysterical!!😅

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un poco loco's avatar

I wish it were mine, but I lifted it from Tiedrich himself (a few weeks back)

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HI2thDoc's avatar

So speculation is he did some Botox before the RNC. That was wasted money

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Lisa59's avatar

He should've taken some tips from a drag queen artist. He face now matches his ass.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Reminiscent of a vintage insult from MASH, where Klinger tells Zale, "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

👏👏👏

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Lisa59's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Becky Gibson's avatar

I always thought dear Mattie could have a side gig, renting out his forehead to show drive-in movies on! Seems he missed his calling, there.

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Lisa59's avatar

Hahaha! 🤣🤣

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Marie Martin's avatar

Lots of contestants in that race.

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Lisa59's avatar

No doubt. I just tell people I'm 10 years older than I am. They say I look great for 75. Saves a shit ton on Botox. 😉

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Charles Austin's avatar

Plankhead.😂😂

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Karen Hall's avatar

😂🤣😂

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