Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News. let's raise a glass while we revisit this shithead's worst moments
Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News. let's raise a glass while we revisit this shithead's worst moments
imagine being so fucking toxic that you’re unceremoniously tossed out on your ass despite being your company’s most-profitable bobble-head
the deranged chorus of howling screech monkeys that is the wingnut outrage-industrial complex just lost one of its screechiest howlers.
soft, pampered frozen-fish-stick heir Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News.
imagine being so fucking toxic that you’re unceremoniously tossed out on your ass despite being your company’s most-profitable bobble-head.
ha fucking ha.
Tucker Carlson was arguably the worst of Fox News’s worst. he snuggled up to dictators and white supremacists and he promoted toxic masculinity, all in a cynical grab for ratings.
so fuck Tucker Carlson. let’s mock him at his worst.
Tucks is now the only person on the planet to be fired by PBS, MSNBC, CNN and Fox. take a victory lap, you dipshit.
big stupid hypocrite Carlson once wrote a groveling email to his friend Hunter Biden asking for help in getting his son Buckley into Georgetown. (also, who the fuck names their kid Buckley? that’s a crime against humanity right there.)
guys, please don’t microwave your balls. I mean, what in actual fuck.
then there was the time Tucks openly opined about how cool it would be to watch 14-year-old girls “experiment sexually with each other.”
keep in mind that these are Carlson’s own daughter’s classmates that he’s drooling over here. ewww. ewwwwwwww.
imagine being such a pro-Russian (and anti-American) stooge that the Kremlin orders its own state-run media to air clips of your show.
now let’s all sit back and enjoy this unaired interview where Carlson calls his guest a ‘tiny brain moron’ and asks him ‘why don’t you go fuck yourself?’
and, finally, I have for years been trying to best describe that vacuous, confused, bewildered expression that so often crosses Tuck’s face. but it’s time to give up and go home, because I have been bested by twitterer Rufus Hickok:
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Wonder who the chucklefuck circle jerks will jack off to now that their serial fascist authoritarian master has been unceremoniously sacked? Ha!
I just sit here with my crocodile smile that he fancied Lachlan was one of his best friends and word seems to be that it was Lachlan and the woman who is in charge that dumped him and that his nasty words about management peppered his emails and texts they wouldn't necessarily have seen had this case not come up.