Tucker Carlson has the Jan 6 footage. here's how he's going to turn it into a propaganda shitshow
how could this possibly go wrong
hey, remember when we had that fun little thing called January 6th? that was the day the whole world watched as big fucking crybaby Donald Trump had a big sad over losing an election and sent a murderous horde over to wreak havoc at the Capital.
well, it’s been over two years and the Republicans still can’t get their story straight over what happened that day. it was Antifa! it was the FBI! it was Nancy Pelosi’s fault! it was a peaceful crowd of tourists! we love Mike Pence! Donald Trump is just a harmless misunderstood prankster! LOOK OVER THERE, IT’S HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!
now, as the GOP has retaken the House and the Wingnut Grudge Bubble Revenge Tour is in full swing, Kevin Have You Seen My Spine McCarthy has given 40,000 hours of raw, unedited Capitol security footage to Tucker Frozen Fish Stick Heir Carlson.
what could possibly go wrong?
as we always knew but got ironclad proof of last week, Old Tucks is not above broadcasting fucked up bullshit that he knows isn’t true.
and if you don’t think he’s going lie his smug fucking face off and completely misrepresent what happened on January 6, here’s Jon “Bowzer” Bauman to shed a little light on how this game works:
need proof? here’s The Shining recut as a happy-go-lucky family romp.
need I say more?
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