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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“the rancid trash bag of personality defects that is Donald Trump”... can’t beat this.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Jeff is a putdown poet

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Yes and oddly it never comes off cruel.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Maybe because funny and true have chemistry.

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M McConlogue's avatar

And it is all true.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Nice!

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William Burke's avatar

It’s the opposite of liberal handwringing. Tells it like I feel like it is. Needless to say, current circumstances warrant every bit of Mr. Tedrich’s finely crafted vitriol.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

It's just apt!

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Linda Skinner's avatar

No, never cruel -- just highly specific! And lol funny.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

TIEDRICH is a scream! …to quote my mom and her friends in the early fifties.

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Linda Skinner's avatar

Jeff does have a way with words!!

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Caroline's avatar

Also, Happy Four Seasons Landscaping Day, to those who celebrate.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

It's actually been a reasonable morning. I've been laughing more today than yesterday. Rick's piece on the darling daughter set me off as well.

"I got yelled at and told to sit down..." what a pity party. Go away little girl....

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Steve B's avatar

She's the Jenna Ellis of Sidney Powells. 😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! Thats good.

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Louise's avatar

lol

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤓🤓🤓🤓

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Abbi's avatar

As a retired psychotherapist who spent a fair amount of time with people diagnosable with personality disorders, I managed to spew my morning coffee on “the rancid trash bag of personality defects.” Thank you.

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Deb's avatar

We always get AT LEAST one morning coffee spew don't we? I've actually started wearing a baby bib before I read Jeff just in case!😊

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Abbi's avatar

Great idea! Thank you.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Sure, the Anger Yam admitted giving false valuations.

But observe how he outflanked the prosecution with his masterful, “my crimes aren’t illegal” defense.

Well played Sir, well played.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Anger Yam!!!! LOLOLOL!

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Wish I could claim credit for that, but it belongs to my hilarious friend, Tracy.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Well, it's mine now--thanks Jim and Tracy! 😄

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RV maxima's avatar

The yammering Anger Yam... nothing like seeing the inner child come all the way out in full tantrum. What a group of assclowns!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

This is just the warm-up act.

The real show will be in Georgia, where it's a felony. Crime and prison.

As to "a 40 Wall Street" that'll be defined as "Drumph's former building"

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RV maxima's avatar

I had no idea what "a 40 Wall Street "was supposed to mean. The cult is always talking in dogma as if it means something.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

The fact that he didn't spew his usual bullshit to reporters when he left the courtroom was very unusual. It basically tells us he knows how bad he fucked up with his defense and the $250 million reasons why he's finally going to be toast.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

And I am here, I think we all are, to enjoy every little bit of it

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Steve B's avatar

Channeling Nixon, "when the president does it, it's not illegal." He's STILL living that down and he's dead.

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

"no, you silly dipshit — you weren’t president in 2021. that was the year you were selling classified documents to China and Russia from out of your golf motel shitter, remember?"

Jeff, I think I might have become sexually aroused when I read this. And you're a dude. Oh shit, my life is falling apart. 🤣

Signed,

I Was Gay Five Seconds Ago

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

You are slaying me, Elaine! 😄

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!!!

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Virginia W's avatar

Best Summary of Trump Ever, which should be carved on his Headstone (and the sooner, the better):

"the rancid trash bag of personality defects that is Donald Trump burst open and every fetid pathology came spilling out — the vanity, the narcissism, the grandiosity, the belligerence, the delusions, the petty grudges and whiny grievances — the whole stinking mess."

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Tess's avatar

A little headstone on top of a a pile of dirt with overgrown grass located on his once- owned infested golf course!

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Lisa's avatar

Next to Ivana and the rest of our country’s secrets!

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RV maxima's avatar

I know, brilliant! Frame worthy!

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Frances Kern's avatar

The hole he continues to dig for himself is getting so deep that with luck, soon the sides will cave in and he will be buried alive. And then we will all have a very Happy Thanksgiving and a very Merry Christmas!

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

"don’t you hate it when Mr. It’s Not Assault If You Keep Your Underwear On makes sense?" God, yes, that creeper makes me ill...and yet here I am agreeing with him. I need to go take a shower now.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I lived on Martha's Vineyard for 41 years. We all hated "Alan, keep your underwear on." He was made fun and ostracized from the rich and famous there ever since he took up with trump. It became kind of a thing and the MV Times gave him a good whipping every now and then. What a sniveling creep.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

I recall him whining about being "shunned" on MV. Well, yeah. Who wants a TRUMPY PERVERT near their family. ICK ICK ICK.

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Steve B's avatar

I would have thought the OJ trial would have shunned him. Another guy that obviously doesn't care much about his legacy.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

It certainly didn’t endear him to anyone but the trump alliance was a political bridge too far. People despised him for that and he acted like he couldn’t understand why. He was doing a book gig at a library there and a friend of mine was among the protesters. He threatened all the protesters if they made derogatory remarks about him he would sue them! He makes my skin crawl.

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Steve B's avatar

Yes, he made an appearance in an OJ documentary that I recently watched -- 25th year anniversary kind of thing -- and I thought, why is he here? Why is he pouring wine over white socks on his glass coffee table to STILL try to prove OJ didn't do it? Why is Alan Dershowitz still, somehow, relevant? Mark Furman was more believable in the same doc than Dershowitz!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

He’s a sick narcissist media whore of the worst kind.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

And those are the positives.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Haha

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

"I won't stand for it in my personal life, and I won't stand for it here!" Ah, so Alina Habba is unclear on the concept of how the relationship between defense attorneys and judges works. Excellent! I see that Trump University law degree is paying off.

But the important thing is that she did remember to wear her cross, so she's all set.

The posturing for the MAGA crowd is high-larious, honestly.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

And doing that all pouty-duck-lips. Doesn’t this woman know that that look means “hey, vagina here right on my face”?

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Openly Fae's avatar

What else do you think she's going to do after she gets disbarred, be a law professor? Please.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Definite concubine material.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m so glad someone besides me noticed the duck lips! I’ve been laughing every time they show her photo.

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Rick Bonin's avatar

And really... how many lawyers does a parking garage need anyway?

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

It was somewhat mesmerizing to follow this yesterday and hear the descriptions from the courtroom: LDFF was steamed and red faced with rage, out of control. Trump’s 2 lawyers jumped up and were arguing with the judge thats why he told the parking garage lawyer and her partner to sit down and essentially shut up. And trump just talks and talks, babbling along until he contradicted himself and undermined his own case. Entertainment plus! He screwed himself lol.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Oh how I wish we could have watched a video of this spectacle.

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Yooper, I was thinking how grateful I felt NOT having to watch the Fuckery Fraud Shitshow!

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Auntie Em's avatar

I think now of how terrified I was the whole time he was our so-called President. People told me not to worry so much, turns out I was right. He’s completely unstable.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Every fucking day of his pretend presidency was PTSD - TDS inducing. Everyday what hell will he fuck up today snd please God make it stop permanently please.

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Kay-El's avatar

Actually, I consider TDS not to apply to Dems but to the MAGA crowd who are so delusional and deranged when it comes to Chump.

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HulitC's avatar

“but I was told to sit down today. I was yelled at and I've had a judge who is unhinged slamming a table. I don’t tolerate that in my life, I’m not going to tolerate it here.”

It’s my understanding (Michael Wolff’s book LANDSLIDE) that thump yells at EVERYONE, so it seems she can tolerate it pretty often, which she had to do here in court.

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Steve B's avatar

I like how an "Officer of the Court" is not going to TOLERATE a judge that yells at her for being stupid. It will take her far -- there are still LOTS of defendants that will need some expert lawyering like this.

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HulitC's avatar

😂😂😂

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Openly Fae's avatar

Yeah well Drumpf can see Russia from his bank account. How do you like THEM apples Letitia James?

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Robert J. Rei's avatar

From the Daily Beast, my new favorite exchange of immature and stupid versus experienced and intelligent:

"Engoron became irritated again, begging Kise to “control him.” But Kise argued that Trump’s testimony was “an unusual situation” and the court needed “to hear what he has to say about these statements.”

“We are not here to hear what he has to say,” Engoron replied. “We are here to listen to him answer questions.”

“Yes, you are here to listen to what he has to say,” Trump attorney Alina Habba interjected, to which Engoron snapped, “Sit down, already!”"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-takes-the-stand-in-his-new-york-fraud-trial

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

I like that Judge Engoron punctuated his order with "already". A true New Yorker!!!

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Forrest Grump's avatar

Call me old fashioned, but I still cannot fathom how this guy is not some fringe candidate, SNL fabrication, or just some ranting drunk at the end of a bar I no longer go to, where he would be no threat to our democracy or world order.

Pass the bourbon, please.

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Morgan's avatar

I’ll take a Vodka shot please🤙🏽.. cause watching that Orange Asshat and his team of miscreants slaughter the law.. the English language.. and Truth and Consequences.. I’m exhausted.. it’s 3 pm in CA.. time to spike my hot tea.Faaaaack

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Susan Niemann's avatar

What kind of bourbon? I’m on my way to the liquor store. 😜. (I do enjoy a nice rye, tho)

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Forrest Grump's avatar

That’s an easy one: Larceny.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Could that be more perfect? I think not. 😂😂😂

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

🤣

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Julie Tallard Johnson's avatar

“the former and future chief executive of the United States” — THIS is their play and plan and it IS working. His people love this. He was at his pulpit. Only those who are conscious can see the sickness. He is dangerous. That is what concerns me most. He could become the future executive or the US.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

He got paid 3 million to say shit like this. How can anyone be married to such a piece of garbage?

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Old Man's avatar

I can’t see how Kise gets away with this comment- “the former and future chief executive of the United States”. Is that ‘testifying’ as a defense lawyer? Not allowed,is it?

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Charlie Austin's avatar

It's not. There's a disciplinary hearing in his future.

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Old Man's avatar

I would hope you’re right.

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Deb's avatar

The fact that people are still buying this shit from him keeps me awake at night as well! How can he possibly be winning? Is it all just a smokescreen? I keep thinking it's because this is all the media is reporting, but now I'm starting to worry that I'm the one who's delusional. Are the majority of voters smarter than this bullshit?

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Julie Tallard Johnson's avatar

but then there's gerrymandering, which actually didn't stop democracy from winning a few elections last week

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