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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I’m still giving 4-to-1 odds he weasels out.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I wouldn't be shocked if he did

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Abigail Norling's avatar

I want it to happen SO badly! But I am pretty sure orange will come up with some excuse.

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Mik DeBoef's avatar

Bone spurs

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

On the inside of his skull. Long ones.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Skull 💀 spurs I like it

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Made me laff aloud. Thanks -- I needed that!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Perfect!

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KL Pierce's avatar

😂

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Angela Vitale, PhD's avatar

Windmill cancer. He’s going to have a biopsy done. Wonder what it would look like?

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

Do you have ANY CLUE how hard it is to biopsy hot air????

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Angela Vitale, PhD's avatar

I love it!

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Marie Martin's avatar

Hilarious!

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antlisa1201's avatar

The windmills of/in my mind.....

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Marie Martin's avatar

The windmills of my former mind.

Former prez. Former mind.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Ha!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Like Biden is just too senile to have a debate with.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

That's it. It would be too easy and unfair for stable genius Donny to make the senile old guy look bad. So Trump will be the "better man" and not do it.

His fans will eat it up!

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Eileen's avatar

Or, considering Trump, Republicans and FOX's specialty is specious claims, they'll say that Biden had a meeting with one of the organizers privately and tainted the impartiality of the debate. Then that meeting could have never happened or sort of did and could be totally legit, but they'll bend some twinge of a pulse of a lifeline to suggest Biden did him dirty and was given the questions ahead of time. You name it, that's what's going to happen.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Fox will go with got the questions ahead that's their style of lame

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Barbara B's avatar

when did Donald show that much compassion for anyone but himself? He’ll have to go with “rigged” to preserve his victim status

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Trump has zero compassion. That would just be the BS excuse for skipping the debate. And like all their claims, utterly laughable.

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Cheryl Mrusek's avatar

Biden will be fine - if he can contain his laughter

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I'd like to see Biden burst out laughing a few times. Boy would that fuck up trumps bravado.

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David A Pitock's avatar

I just want to see jolten Joe Biden mop the floor with tRump.

That would end this he's to old crap

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Barbara B's avatar

donny’s thin skin cannot survive laughter

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PTW's avatar

I think Donald will start screaming that "Biden must take a drug test!" before any debate. And of course, that is ludicrous. But that will be his "out."

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shee-rah's avatar

And a cognitive test—the same one Dumbass Donny took. 🤣🤣

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Linda Weide's avatar

If he does that the word needs to get out that a debate is a cognitive test.

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Marla's avatar

I would say that he’d use the ‘My dog died’ excuse. But everyone knows that he hates dogs.

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Nancy Braus's avatar

I would not take a bet on him participating- in fact, it might be fun to create a betting pool about what his excuse will be to bail. Bone spurs? used already. Sudden case of laryngitis? Melania got the flu and he needs to sit by her bedside? sure.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I think if he quits, he'll say it's because it was rigged against him

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skangirl's avatar

Like he wanted to testify but "they" wouldn't let him...because Mother Theresa...sharks...windmills...hannibal lecter...said.

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P123Sunny's avatar

‘They’, ‘people are saying’, but ‘we know’ … huh he never says ‘studies have shown’…😅😂🤔

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

He probably has said "studies have shown." He'll say anything. He's been saying that all the best legal minds in the country have denounced his trial.

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P123Sunny's avatar

True- and he’s certainly mentioned ‘polls’ a bazillion times… cause we’ve forgotten abt his healthcare plan that he was putting the finishing touches on 2 weeks and 8 years ago…😒

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skangirl's avatar

And when anyone addresses him directly (while kissing his ass), they always start with "Sir"... Sir, I don't know how you do it. Sir, you know more than the doctors. Sir, you're smarter than the generals. I want to know who those idiots are!

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shee-rah's avatar

His imaginary playmates?

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Keith Sherman's avatar

Me too. Somebody needs to be taking names - and writing them down! 😀

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Give him time.

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David A Pitock's avatar

And that big old battery

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skangirl's avatar

That's one of my new favorite insanities. I want someone to ask him to please channel his genius MIT uncle and tell us how that whole electrocution v. shark thing works. It should be one of the debate questions!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Absolute brilliant foolproof win-win solution for Trump—FAKE RIG THE ELECTION!!

Build a reproduction of the Oval Office. Hire Hope Hicks and Kellyanne Conway and he'll feel right at home. He can get visits from Napoleon and Frederick Douglass, and he won't know the difference. Then videotape the whole thing and show it on the Alternative Facts Network. Works for everybody! Hire a few impersonators and he can get a call from Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un every single day. And guess what! He won't be any more out of touch with reality than he is right now! (with thanks to Darrell Smith)

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Robin's avatar

This could work

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shee-rah's avatar

And filmed from his nursing home.

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Marie Martin's avatar

This is surely a cousin to "Wag the Dog", yes?

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SeekingReason's avatar

🎯 Why change excuses just for this? I agree. They’re preparing the “RIGGED!” statement already.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Will that get harder to claim post-Hunter convictions?…

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Biden rigged the conviction of his own son to prove how honest he is. He'd do anything to look good. Don't ya know?

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P123Sunny's avatar

Asking for +300 Million friends

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Wait...it's 2024 and you are asking if it's going to be a stretch for a MAGA Republican to make some absurd, preposterous, made-up claim, have the faithful believe it and the 'serious' media report it with a straight face?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

He has told us since 2016 that all presidential elections are rigged all the time. What with illegals and dead people voting, etc.

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Betsy L's avatar

The Emmys were rigged against him too, while he was on "The Apprentice."

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Good point!

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shee-rah's avatar

Except when he wins.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

He'll claim they don't let him speak. Then he will use that as an excuse and walk off the stage.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

I think that will be the real reason that he won’t debate-he won’t be able to just talk over Biden & Jake Tapper so he believes it’s rigged against him. Last debate he became unhinged & talked over Biden so that Biden couldn’t get his point across-on purpose of course to try to make it look like Biden was confused. He knows he can’t win a debate if Biden has a chance to speak without him interrupting every word Biden says

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GARY BERMAN's avatar

No way he participates.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

But but but…the champagne is chilling!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

He’s already playing that line. Tim Scott and Lindsey are ready to boost that idiocy and his fans would love to hear that he’s not gonna debate. They don’t give a shit anyway.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Lindsey is too worried about all of those skeletons that would probably fill up two closets. Tim Scott is so delusional that his non-stop puckering on Trump's ass will never make him his choice for VP.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I think it'll be an easy bet in Vegas.

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Karla's avatar

Exactly, and it’s the same thing he will say if he shows up and inevitably loses.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Indeed, that would be his “numero uno” reason. It’s the typical one that he uses to defend himself against all the mean and bad things that people say or undesirable things that happen to him.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

He’ll play the victim again-like always. Like authoritarians do (and narcissistic sociopaths too)

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GARY BERMAN's avatar

What else is new?

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

He’ll say that CNN is soooo unfair

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Charles Austin's avatar

He always does.

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Jeanne Leduc's avatar

The standard reply. Or because Biden won't take a drug test.

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Marie Martin's avatar

I think the above ideas all have merit, especially the proving Biden was slipped the questions pre debate. That IS their M-O.

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Cynthia's avatar

He’s a coward. Always has been.

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skangirl's avatar

In 2016, my liver and I watched the debates with "have a shot" challenges for every time he said certain trigger words. I recall that "hombre" was one of them. I got pretty drunk.

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P123Sunny's avatar

They make Bingo cards for that too ;) COLLECT THEM ALL! ( Well if we’re gonna go with the ‘game show theme’ AGAIN, might as well…)

way to go America 😒🙄☹️

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I’m betting 9-1 he weasels out, but Bingo words may include Scam! Witch Hunt! Hunter Biden! China! Bullshit!

Elephant! Windmills! Crackers! The last one isn’t on the Bingo card, I’m just calling HIM crackers, which is an olde timey way of calling him crazy.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Laptop! Crooked! Deep State! Appeal! (This stupid) Gag Order! Unfair! and UNFAIRLY!!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Sir/Tears/Big Strong Men

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Marie Martin's avatar

Mustn't forget Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

He weasels out because Stephen Miller yells, "SHARK!"

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un poco loco's avatar

my liver would complain mightily if I did the "have a shot" challenge (besides, my Dear Husband would win -- can't have that!) -- I'd have to go with popping gummies instead lol...

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Mark L's avatar

Yikes!

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Marie Martin's avatar

My liver and I watched ... that is funnier than shit!!!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Perhaps a bad hair day but then again, that balding weasel, like him, always looks like shit.

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's the personification of shit!💩💩

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Nancy Braus's avatar

I have written this once before on this site, but when my brilliant grandson was 4 he stated the obvious about the orange creep: "Donald Trump can't go poop because Donald Trump is poop."

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Barbara B's avatar

Love it! when my grandson was 3 i asked him if he liked Donald Trump and he said “No, because he uses bad words.”

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Rick Calegari's avatar

To the 10th power!

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Marie Martin's avatar

You beat me to it. I just posted same: we need a will he/won't he pool.

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Barbara B's avatar

v

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Debate day is my birthday. The best present ever…he strokes out right there in front of everyone.

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arne link's avatar

I sincerely hope that all your birthday wishes are granted.

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un poco loco's avatar

My most-wished for mean wish -- I DO try not to wish death on any fellow human, but that arguably leaves Fuckface out -- is for him to drop dead like a stone maybe 3-4 days before the election. He'll never pick a VP candidate who might be actually competent even in the eyes of GQP voters (too much competition, since he's not competent. Or even continent.) And in less than a week, I can't imagine how the GQP could possibly field a strong enough candidate to beat Biden.

I'd just wish debilitating illness on him instead, but that would be way too easy to hide -- Woodrow Wilson got away with being completely out of it from the 1919 peace talks in Paris until the end of his term. (He caught the 1918 flu at the conference and it apparently did a lot of damage, both physically and mentally -- kind of like long covid.) Edith covered for him, something Melania isn't likely to do (unless he's in a coma or something), but there will a lot of Repug volunteers if it keeps them all in power. And it's not like video's all that hard to fake. (See this morning's WaPo for an analysis of the "cheapfake" hoax videos that claim to show Biden's "freeze".)

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Ms. MoMe's avatar

I pray he takes a Dirt Nap, every single day!!! Hopefully soon...

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Marie Martin's avatar

A Dirt Nap ... I'm dying here!

Wait ???

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

What if Repugs are hoping he strokes out a few days before election & they quickly substitute Nikki Haley? Perhaps that is her strategy in endorsing tRump?

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Marie Martin's avatar

No matter how The Felon finally departs, you know it's going to be a conspiracy top to bottom. He could stand in front of an international cable news feed and shoot himself in the head and say nobody made me do this, this is my choice. And the sheep would come up with something to twist it into a conspiracy. "He was hypnotized. He was fed a drug that made him self-harm. Yadda Yadda Yadda!" It will be bigger than the JFK theories. Way bigger.

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Joanne Beck's avatar

I hope you don't get sick on your birthday.-from watching the pathetic orangutang. I hope you get to laugh your ass off!!!

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Thank you! I hope to laugh my ass off too!

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Lynn Stolp's avatar

Don't forget, he just recently said that he "might lose on purpose". Did I hear that clip from a JT post?

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PTW's avatar
Jun 16Edited

Yes. Yes, you did. From "This Week In Stupid" summary.

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Karla's avatar

If he wakes up that day thinking he’s smarter than Biden, he’ll show up; otherwise he won’t. Based on the fact that he still thinks he can give a coherent speech, he might just think he can pull it off. It will be glorious if it happens; Biden is pretty witty.

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P123Sunny's avatar

👍

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Kevin Dale Green's avatar

It's certainly not a given that he'll show up, but his recent 'maybe I'll lose on purpose' line makes it sound like he's planning on doing so. I'm sure his advisors are doing their best to find a way of talking him out of it, but it's not like they can come right out and tell him he isn't capable of handling a debate.

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Betsy L's avatar

I'm going to make a bingo card. I think he'll draw from a large pot of excuses. The Melanoma-flu one is genius.

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Marla's avatar

A flu in her ‘kidneys’?

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Charles Austin's avatar

Agreed. He would be committing political suicide. Not that that wouldn't give me near orgasmic pleasure, but his handlers won't let it happen.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Perhaps someone from the deep state could assist him in comitting suicide........ er, I mean political suicide.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

We were just saying here that there's no WAY his advisors will let him do it.

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spoonbridgecherry's avatar

No way will Trump go through with a debate.

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Dave Drell's avatar

$5 that he stays in, Neal

if he does you owe me $20

I just think he’s telling his handlers that he’s got Joe by the cajoles, and he is going to win

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David Skoglund's avatar

Neal, if he weasels out I hope the Biden camp takes full advantage of the political gold they’ve been handed.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Trump will find some excuse to cancel and blame it on Biden! The mainstream media will report Trump’s side of why the debate is canceled and add it to his next rally!!

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Same. I've been saying so all along.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Well, I’ve been a HUGE fan of your work since I was knee high to a grasshopper kinda sorta. Just wanted to tell you that.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Thanks! I started out the day pulling a muscle in my back and have been in pain all day. So this helps!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Shall we start a pool on what the excuse is? DIBS ON BONE SPIRS!

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Kliff's avatar

I was just going to ask- do we really think convicted felon, captain bone spurs will show?

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Mary Guercio's avatar

Yet, every single one of these business leaders will end up voting for him - despite what they have witnessed in the past four years and what they know today.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

for the same reason that big business backed Hitler — because all they cared about was that he was going to be good for the economy, or so he convinced them

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Big business will vote for trump because they know they can buy anything they want from him for a lousy 100 mill or so. He'll sell them any executive order they want. He'll deport all the illegals except for those who agree to become slaves to approved businessmen And live in barbed wire enclosed barracks.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

If only there were more Mark Cuban types around who see and care about who Trump really is and are willing to pay their fair share of taxes.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

Too bad Mark Cuban won’t invest in some progressive news outlets so they can compete with all the right wing news outlets -there are way too many right wing news outlets than any other political ideology. That’s why the message getting out there to low information people sucks!

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Ms. MoMe's avatar

I've stopped watching ALL news on TV...My bp couldn't handle all the crap...

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I'm almost there. I can stand 2 or 3 minutes then (as Popeye was fond of saying,) "I can't stands no more."

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counterlife's avatar

The power and money greedy capitalists around Hitler also thought he was an idiot but they could control him. The Republicans and greedy oligarchs still believe that about Trump. Because as you point out, they live in a bubble and are adept deniers who ignore anything they think will not serve their ambitions.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

A greedfest of modern Franz Joseph von Papen clones.

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counterlife's avatar

They always believe they are smart enough to be the first person who can use such an obvious freak of nature for their own purposes. Not good students of history or human nature.

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

How’d that work out for ya, fellas?

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

True that about Hitler.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

If these big-biz sociopaths knew anything about history or psychology, they'd know that capitalism doesn't work under autocracy -- only under democracy. (S. Ruhle, on MSNBC, keeps driving home that point.) And they'd realize that every autocrat turns on at least some supporters and often many; have they never heard of Stalin or Vlad "I love defenestration" Putin?

Every college should require a multi-disciplinary two-semester course that blends history, government, and political science.

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤮🤮

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Yeah. But we can make it work this time!

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Charles Austin's avatar

💵💵💵💵💵

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Doc Blase''s avatar

This; defining 'the economy' as, their own bank accounts.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Yeah, we see how that turned out.

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skangirl's avatar

Of course, they know that if their daughter and/or mistress needs an abortion, they can fly to a civilized country and return un-preggers. (It was always that way. They don't need to empathize because "it" will never happen to them.)

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Nancy Braus's avatar

It is always a shock when a big business leader does anything ethical at all- voting for trump would be just par for the course for these executives poisoning the air, the water, and the food supply.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Parasites!!😡😡

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Connie Davis's avatar

Exactly! They are going to count on him to support them, ethical

considerations and competency be damned.

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nkrempa's avatar

And forgetting that Donny only supports HIMSELF!

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GARY BERMAN's avatar

I've always said it's not Trump, it's his fucking enablers.

This nightmare could have been put to bed years ago, but no one in the House or Senate with the exception of Liz and Adam had the courage to do the right thing.

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bruce somers's avatar

After the insurrection McConnell said he wouldn't vote to impeach,let the DOJ deal with him...you see how that's working out...

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Marie Martin's avatar

There would be no trump phenom if there were no idolizers.

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P123Sunny's avatar

One thing MichaelCohen keeps saying / bc he can’t figure out: Why don’t these guys realize that LDFF can pull a MBS(?) and just call everyone into a hotel ballroom and tell them to ‘sign their fortunes over to him’? “New rules bc I said so!” It’s not unprecedented AT ALL… hm 🤔go figure

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bruce somers's avatar

That's what Putin does too.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Hope the Americans💰 remember that they are ‘exceptional’ and shouldn’t fall for that trap but what do I know…

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P123Sunny's avatar

MC also can’t figure out how rw women vote for ANY of this stuff that R’s are serving up - women of ALL levels / demographics… (no IVF access?) - at least he mentions core issues media won’t touch -puzzling

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Everyone who grows up in a reactionary, restrictive community of any kind absorbs its values -- even the women who are being treated as less-than (their treatment is dressed up as "God's will" and "Aren't women *blessed* to be able to be wives and mothers!" etc.). In addition, women in those communities are raised with few skills and with the belief that they can't accomplish much on their own. So they need the structure they grew up in, harmful though it is.

And, even communities that aren't so clearly anti-woman have their own dogma that keeps people from seeing reality. There was an interesting (scary) piece in the NYT recently about Boise City, OK (pop. <1200, 11 churches), where people consider themselves staunchly independent -- despite being completely reliant on federal subsidies for their farms and ranches. Wanna guess whom everyone there votes for? One person quoted even said that Fox had recently become too liberal ...

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P123Sunny's avatar

Of course… thanks for the succinct reminder. We are ALL in our respective bubbles - and they are being leveraged 😓

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Marie Martin's avatar

LDFF? Little Donny Fuck Face?

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bruce somers's avatar

No doubt,the GOP serves corporations,the NRA and church.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Larry Kudlow over on Fox says the CEO's were all smitten with Trump. It's important for us to remember that our Fox News watching friends are truly in an alternate reality.

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Exactly. The same dedicated toadies who will really be pulling the levers if donny pantload gets re-elected…ie, stephen ("no dates in high school") miller. he'll give the CEO's anything they want.

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Ray Berg's avatar

I’m not certain that will apply to Tim Cook.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Exactly 😡

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Mary's avatar

Yep…it’s all about their precious insidious tax breaks

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Darrell Smith's avatar

It was a five alarm shit show the last time. I was in Forensics and debated in High School over 50 years ago. What Trump does, does not qualify as debate. He will scream and cry like the grown toddler that he is.

People with brains can see plainly that Trump needs to be committed to a fake oval office where he can play President the rest of his days without affecting any of us ever again.

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Burke's avatar

When one of the participants speaks and acts in Bad Faith it isn’t a debate. It’s entertainment. Donnie can’t even think in Good Faith. Donnie thinks in the language of Deception.

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Burke's avatar

Good Faith and Bad Faith are two different languages. See Roy Cohn. See Roger Stone. See Vlad Putin. In a rare truthful moment, Trump told Alyssa Farah in the White House, "It doesn't matter what you say. Just repeat it and they will believe you."

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Marie Martin's avatar

Goebbels is credited with saying it first, and Hitler's used it also I think. "Mein Kampf" is the only book The Felon ever read. Well, he apparently had it on his bedside table ... I guess to impress all the girls.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

But his supporters LOVE that! The crazier the better

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Alexander Moss (VA)'s avatar

Love that fake Oval Office idea!!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hire Hope Hicks and Kellyanne Conway and he'll feel right at home in his phony Oval Office. He can get visits from Napoleon and Frederick Douglass, and he won't know the difference. Then videotape the whole thing and show it on the Alternative Facts Network. Works for everybody! Hire a few impersonators and he can get a call from Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un every single day. And guess what! He won't be any more out of touch with reality than he is right now.

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shee-rah's avatar

With AI you don’t even have to hire impersonators.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Um...people with brains are not the ones who will swing this election.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I vision a Barbie House with no exit doors or windows 🤣

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Runfastandwin's avatar

debates are a 19th century anachronism. worthless.

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SPW's avatar

I like that idea.

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Ms. MoMe's avatar

Doesn't he have his FAKE presidential podium, with flags in the background at Mar-lard-o?? He can remain there & play his little pretend games...WE THE PEOPLE, have to VOTE BLUE...

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bruce somers's avatar

He has a copy of the Resolute Desk in his office in Scam-a-Lago so...Trump and any Republican really 'debating' made the US an international laughingstock.

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Tina Stein's avatar

Hell no he needs to be in jail.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Rallies are debate PREP? That's like "I yell and scream all day so I'm ready for debate club..." Rallies are grandstanding outings with no limits.

"that these CEOs were shocked to find that Trump is a gibbering loon raises an obvious question: where have these people been? do they live under a fucking rock?" Truer words were never spoken.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

CEOs are a depressing crew, all right. Masters of the fucking universe who couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the heel.

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SPW's avatar

From the “Greed is good” generation.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

With respect, CEOs have been like this forever. (Think about the robber barons. Think about the centuries-long British system of wealthy landowners and tenant farmers barely scraping by, or landowners and serfs.) A recent-ish study of sociopathy found that it's most common among CEOs, of all profession/positions studied.

We've all known that intuitively, though. Everything that Big Biz does makes life harder for ordinary people (too-low pay, long hours, opposition to workplace safety, opposition to unions), degrades our water and air, backs horrible leaders who will give Big Biz the raw materials it wants (but who can deliver only by installing brutal militias, which often leads to civil war), or pushes us closer to the point of no return re: the climate crisis.

Their sick drive for wealth and power prompts them to treat us as objects whose only value lies in our labor, and then to treat us like trash.

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SPW's avatar

I’m aware of the history but trump is truly a wildcard in their stacked deck. In the past, the really big money men knew that their politicians were not only for sale(many)but they also knew that they were pretty predictable. It’s quite possible that in listening to this speech of trump’s the dawn rose on the fact that he is completely out to lunch and because of that, totally unpredictable. That is one feature that these people know the greater economy of this country and the world will not tolerate. While they may not like Biden’s economic policies, they have the ability to sit back, hold their cards and wait for more favorable circumstances to shine upon them.

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DR Darke's avatar

Boy, I sure hope his ego overcomes his cowardice, and Trump shows up for the debate...and gets smoked "Sleepy Joe Biden"! 🤣 😈

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DR Darke's avatar

Wow, 23 likes in 15 minutes! That was quick....

Thanks!

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Marty's avatar

The corporate people who met with Trump and witnessed his dementia in action are not pondering whether to support Trump. If they vote for Trump, they get a fully staff apparatus designed to take over the federal government, get rid of pesky women, blacks, immigrants, and Jews, lower the corporate tax rates to little more than zero, drop those nasty regulations, and let the fascists run wild and free. Voting for Trump is merely the pathway to chaos and the end of America as we've known it.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Trump is a useful idiot, suggestible, easily disarmed by having his ass kissed, the ultimate transactional narcissist.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree with you Marty. Money is the reason...and how much do they really need? The greed is appalling.

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Charles Austin's avatar

They're addicted to wealth like Don Jr. is addicted to his Bolivian Marching Powder.

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Marie Martin's avatar

This remark is a great summary of it all.

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Kay-El's avatar

The CEOS only saw $$$ signs, not realizing until recently that they’re only meant for Der Fuhrer. They hooked their limos to a deflated gasbag and it’s too late to turn back the clock to a coherent candidate. Rats=sinking ship aka as the Trumptanic.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Trumptanic! Love that!

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markwilson67's avatar

My fondest desire is that Brandon gets under his thin skin. And we can watch him implode yet again real-time. Yeah, there's no way this foreskin can keep his ramblings under two minutes. Batteries => Shark => MIT Genius.... My brain hurts. You know he's gonna spend a lotta CPU cycles trying to find out which CEOs said what. That drives him crazy(ier).

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Marie Martin's avatar

Person, woman, man, camera, tv.

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markwilson67's avatar

:-)

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Susan Niemann's avatar

IF Diaper Don debates, it'll be a sad, yet hilarious spectacle. He's just insane and people need to see it in prime time. How much money do these asshole CEOs need? I know they'll vote for him, but at least they now see how demented he is. UGH. Make America SANE again.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

MASA!!!

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antlisa1201's avatar

I would like to have a spelling bee instead. I want to see trumpf try to spell words against Biden. It could be fun.

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shee-rah's avatar

First word: Spell ‘democracy’.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Second word: fellun

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shee-rah's avatar

Good one!

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Teri's avatar

Yes to Spelling Bee! Make them use the word in a coherent sentence. Word #1 for Turd: covfefe

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

This is a good analysis of Trump's vice-presidential choices:

"Felon Seeks Vice"

Describing JD Vance: "Hillbilly Elegy leads the reader gently to a political conclusion: because Vance believes that his relatives were not helped by government assistance, we should all agree that government should do nothing to help people. . . . So, a politician is someone who explains why nothing can be done."

https://snyder.substack.com/p/trump-seeks-vice

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Thank you for posting Snyder’s substack. A must read for sure and should be shared widely.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Prof. Snyder is one of my heroes. So is Sheldon Whitehouse, Elizabeth Warren, Jamie Raskin, Katie Porter (absolutely gutted that she won't be a sen. and that she had to give up her seat ... ).

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arne link's avatar

I love Katie Porter but she should have just held her seat in the house and waited for awhile. Sad.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Yes. I'm in her district. She dropped us like a hot potato. I think I understand the political machine aspect of it all, but geeeez. A lot of people gave her a lot of money. And it seems like she just ran with it. She wasn't ready for the next step yet, as was proven in the campaign. She had lots of growing to do. I loved her as far as she had come -- and loved the idea of her building on that base because she has many phenomenal aspects. But I didn't give her money to run for the senate because she wasn't ready. The senate race illustrated that she hadn't really developed a solid, dependable "voice" which addressed a much larger landscape than relying so heavily on that damn whiteboard, and her "I can take on these corporate types" tough gal spiel.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I need to read that.

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JOEL's avatar

America’s Presidential Accident & Disgrace, Donald J Trump, is not just a liar, a fraud, a con and a convicted felon, he is also a traitor!

Intelligent people learn history (ignorant people ignore history), and anyone who knows anything about European History and Nazi Hitler, knows that Neville Chamberlain’s decision (in September 1938) to cave into Hitler’s demand for Germany to take over Sudetenland (which was then part of Czechoslovakia) backfired on England…. and on the rest of the countries in Europe. Lesson learned, DO NOT CAVE IN TO THE DEMANDS OF DICTATORS. Not long after, Hitler invaded Poland and began WW2. Nearly 420,000 Americans died in WW2.

Traitor Trump disdains Ukraine, lionizes Putin and cares little for Europe’s security given his endless attacks on NATO. Any reasonable and educated person would ask “why?”

- Why does Traitor Trump bow to Dictator Putin?

- Why did Dictator Putin put forth a huge effort to get Traitor Trump elected President of the U.S. in 2016?

- Why is Dictator Putin putting forth a huge effort to get Traitor Trump elected in 2024?

If you want the answer to those questions – and if you are a REAL American, you should - all you have to do is read the book: “House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia.” You will learn that Russian Oligarchs and Russian Mafia, at the direction of Putin, laundered billions of dollars through Fraud, Traitor Trump’s condominium projects. Fraud, Traitor Trump well knows that he would broke if it were not for Putin’s help. The implication is clear to even the most obtuse reader - Trump is a Russian asset. Traitor Trump is in Putin’s pocket.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

which begs the question, whither DOJ fer chrissakes

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

We used to know how to treat traitors. Ethel Rosenberg got the chair with far less evidence of espionage than we have on Donny

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Dave Drell's avatar

Ive got this book on order from library.

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shee-rah's avatar

Putin plays the long game. He knows eventually he’ll win, and Dumbass is his useful idiot to assist him in his ultimate goal.

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Tama2U's avatar

If he even shows up to the debate, he will walk off as soon as he gets red-lighted. Unfair! Scam debate! Rigged! If they can cut me off they can cut you off too! And on and on ….

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bruce somers's avatar

First saw vid of him walking off with a wet diaper in 1985 in an interview with CNN,any reporter with any spine will have Trump storming off like a toddler.

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Charles Austin's avatar

That wouldn't surprise me one bit.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

It should scare us all, and it's been going on for decades, that the folks all the way at the top running big companies and large corporations do not at all have much sense beyond very superficial what people want, the problems they're facing, the annoyances that turn into something big that aren't addressed until they turn into something big. I worked on the Bell Telephone company demise decades ago and I remarked over and over to BellSouth's head guys, CEOs and attorneys for them on down about the very fact they didn't know some really important little detail stuff that was turning off users and that being the reason you have it under Public Service Commissions, to kind of address what users actually want. Bubble? It's the biggest most obstructionist bubble on the planet and it's corporate America and U.S. Congress. Once those guys get in office, their world changes and it's all consumed by raising money, saying the most sensational tings for donations and a base and I can assure you, they don't really give a happy damn about this person or that person. Only if this person or that person is going to donate a bunch to them and they just continue to consume their time in that and clickbaity kind of stuff. Hence the loudest keep getting the most attention, as if they were the majority. The world is kind of going insane all at once and that level field has tipped and we're all falling off. And they're out fundraising and making clickbait comments about what they're going to do.

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antlisa1201's avatar

and now our scotus is a part of it too.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

In the worst and most awful way.

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SeekingReason's avatar

So, these CEOs were surprised at how incoherently he speaks??? Where the hell have THEY been? That’s FELON trump’s modus operandi. Has anyone here heard him speak in any other manner? These CEOs just want to back-peddle because there is NO WAY FELON trump can have a debate with Biden. Granted, it didn’t matter to the RescumliCon cheaters that Hillary knocked it out of the park compared to diaper-load. But she DID win the only vote that should matter…the voice of the large majority of PEOPLE…real people. These RescumliCon terrorist cult members are way too confident in the plan to cheat…

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

But Jeff… I like 5 Alarm Shit Shows… more of that …please sir🤪

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

I really do not think his handlers will let him show up. They will find some lame ass excuse, blame it on Biden and then back out. He will never debate Joe Biden!

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

then Biden should get that whole time to talk and promote his agenda

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

But the audience won't tune in. Unfortunately.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

No, because they like to see the insanity

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Barbara B's avatar

with a lifesize cardboard stand-in for Trump with-his mouth open and hair askew.

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bruce somers's avatar

He can't sniff enough Adderall to get through a debate.

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