Kristen Welker asks Todd Blanche the easiest damn question in American civics — will the Justice Department always act independently of the White House — and he says, flat: "no, I'm not going to pledge that. and no attorney general should ever pledge that."
the first sentence is the fuckwad. the second is a philosophy.
So then: should Trump have a voice in individual prosecutions? "yes, of course."
he keeps swatting at the "false narrative" that Trump phones him up and orders prosecutions. nobody said telephone, sparky. it travels by weather.
Welker was just recorded chatting & laughing with Stephen Miller like old friends at the correspondence dinner. That’s most likely what she’s disgusted by, as was I.
Judge Boxwine is about to get on that list too. Also I am sure Susan Necheles' reputation must be in tatters after that shitshow in the Stormy Daniels case.
On edit: I forgot who that clownshoes lolyer in Virginia was who violated James Comey's constitutional rights (and probably Letitia James' too)?
Donnie Dimwit isn't pardoning anyone until he's done with being in office, and he has no intention of leaving office. It's a race between the Grim Reaper or the National Guard under President Ossoff extracting him from the bunker at 12:01 p.m. on January 21, 2029. If it's the Grim Reaper, he won't have anything prepared in advance, and if he does, no fucking way is Vance going to let them see the light of day. If it's the NG, no fucking way is Ossoff going to let them see the light of day.
I guarantee you, if he had assaulted Carroll while he was POtuS, Thomas and Alito would have found the a way to make raping part of his official duties.
according to the Guardian report, "Under a lower court order, Trump had already paid Carroll the $5.6 million. Carroll’s lawyers said in a court filing that she would 'place the award in an interest-bearing account until Defendant’s petition for rehearing is denied.'"
"The American People stand with President Trump as they demand an immediate end to all of the Witch Hunts, including the Democrat-funded travesty of the Carroll Hoaxes,” a spokesperson for Trump’s legal team said in a statement. “President Trump will keep winning against Liberal Lawfare, as he continues to focus on his mission to Make America Great Again.”
This is next-level gaslighting that would be hilarious if there weren't still people who believe it...including some in my own family. 🤦🏻♀️
I could have written this comment. Unfortunately, too many of us still have "loved ones" drinking the Kool-Aid. I cannot forgive them for all the damage to this country (world!) that every MAGA moron allowed because they voted for him again, I saw the writing on the wall when he rose the golden escalator and never thought he could get elected, not once but TWICE. Unfortunately, when the Democrats take charge and try to rebuild this republic, every one of those morons will benefit (Medicare for all, free child care etc). Wouldn't it be nice to ration out the "giveaways" based on your voting record?
There's nowhere else to go if SCOTUS tells him to fuck off.
She's also gotten her money, but has put it in an account while this plays out. If I'm not mistaken, he had to post a bond when he appealed, and that's how she was paid.
The $83 mil is the same - still working its way through, bond posted, he's lost, and just dragging it out to avoid having to admit defeat/pay her. It's going to be the same outcome.
Dr. Harm, Bill Cassidy, should be not have a moment’s peace while in public for the rest of his life. Hearing him complain about being lied to by RFK Jr, is an indictment on him for allowing himself to be lied to again, this time by Tod Blanche. He’s a liar telling us he was lied to. Take his fucking medical license.
Regarding Hakeem Jeffries, his true bosses don’t want him wasting money on the American taxpayer.
Meh. His feefees are hurt over this and he’s likely already thrown a few ketchup bottles at the wall but this is A set up. Next, he’ll get his golden bordello. They think we’re stupid?! 😂
Blanche says Trumpy doesn’t give orders? Not one week ago did he throw a fit because Winebox dismissed the vandalism charges against the Olympian. Never mind the “tweet that was meant to be a text”
I cannot for the life of me understand why so many people have sold their soul for this repugnant piece of shit garbage man.
ETA since it's not OBVIOUSLY apparent, I'm not equating the orange POS to garbage men (and women) who pick up our trash. I'm saying he's a garbage. Man. As in "thinking I would insult hard working people is a garbage take." Capiche?
Because that fact makes the lying pile of fly-covered shit look like the lying liar he fucking well is. I'm surprised he didn't whip out a sharpie and draw a Snidley Whiplash 'stache on the guy and go "see? See?? Bad person! Bad guy! Bad bad bad evil Antifa commie bastard!! Argle-bargle blah blah blargh!!!"
Garbage men have important jobs, and we thank them for their service. Please do not shame them by associating the dishonest orange wig-wearing sexual assault specialist in the Oval Bordello with their occupation
It is weird considering he is even becoming unpopular with Republicans. I can only imagine he plans to stay in office and threaten anyone who tries to stop him with his masked ICE Gestapo.
I'm not sure I'd characterize prosecutors as "the good guys." Individual ones, yes. But there is a whole lot of cavalier disregard for suspects' rights and some offices are very, very loath to turn over exculpatory evidence despite it being constitutionally required.
“Even if you fire me Mr. President I will always love you” Todd, our newly minted AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald…. Sworn in by judge Bove, Todd’s criminal defense law partner.. and that completes the circle.
is the diaper girl actually stepping off Marine One barefoot?
these people have zero understanding of dignity, gravitas and decorum. It's like they're two-digit-IQ teenagers off for a house party and joyride while the grownups are away.
No--upon looking closely, Diaper Girl does appear to have beige pumps on. But who on Earth wears cut-out pumps with a casual chambray shirt dress, knowing that she will be stepping out of helicopter onto a grass lawn?? Wouldn't sandal flats been just as appropriate? Probably Big Daddy Depends doesn't like the look of women's feet unless said feet are encased in pointy high heel pumps--just like in the beauty pageants, hmmm?
Yeah We the People need more Ossoff, more Mamdani, more El Sayed and less luke warm compromise addled old/ semi/old men who are getting us exactly nothing that we have been asking for for years!
Blanche showed what a shameless sycophant he was when he stood in front of the cameras and said “I love you, Sir” to Trump. Did these idiots actually think he was going to miraculously grow a spine or develop a set of ethics AFTER he had the job? I hate everyone! But I do love the Daily Claudia. Looking at the photos makes me realize how important it is to memorialize all the moments, big and small.
When trump won in 2024, many of us were of course freaking out, and an older friend -- head of a biomedical research unit at a major university -- patronizingly told us "don't worry, the courts will rein him in..." and a few of us retorted "and who is going to enforce any court orders?"
Well, here we are.
And my researcher friend is the one having meltdowns as he watches the irreparable devastation of labs that were finding therapies for cancer, macular degeneration, retina disease, autoimmune disorders, and so on.....
File his initial thoughts in the "Famous Last Words" drawer. My personal favorite is from Union General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Gettysburg, paraphrasing slightly: What are you boys afraid of? Those rebel snipers couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
They could. And then it would result in bupkis in the Senate, and he wouldn't be removed.
The strategic question is whether a public impeachment hearing and trial would do more harm than good if you know going in that he's not going to get 2/3 of the Senate to remove him. And would an acquittal in the Senate just embolden him?
There are grounds to impeach any or all of the cabinet officers and Trump. But who would be first, and are there any of them who might become more popular after an impeachment? It's a political process, so it has to be managed carefully.
Bill Cassidy can go to hell, along with the rest of the Republican traitors. We need Democratic FIGHTERS to stand up to the fascists and to fight for the people. Like Jon Ossoff, who is sounding more presidential with every speech he gives. That one was a doozy. AOC for Speaker!
I’d like to know that too. No proof of life audio or video. What are they waiting for? It’s already well past August 3. He must be brain dead and they’re continuing to cover it up.
Jeff, I’ve been following you for years but only recently subscribed. You capture my anger and north jersey fuck-you asshole attitude. And your wife was beautiful, much like mine. So keep going after these scumbags and making us laugh with revenge in our hearts.
I truly appreciate what you write and share and I love the pictures of Claudia. The more I see pictures of her, the more I see a woman who was deeply loved. I also see a woman who could give you a look that said "that's enough Jeff" and it would stop you right in your tracks. We need more Claudias in today's world.
No surprise about Blanche--he blurted out that he was donnies' personal attorney during his confirmation hearing and those dumb fuck Rapeublicans still voted to confirm.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
the Supreme Court just told Donny to shut the fuck up and pay E. Jean Carroll the $5.6 million he owes her
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/17/politics/supreme-court-trump-e-jean-carroll?cid=android_app
He is a piece of shit jeff.
Kristen Welker asks Todd Blanche the easiest damn question in American civics — will the Justice Department always act independently of the White House — and he says, flat: "no, I'm not going to pledge that. and no attorney general should ever pledge that."
the first sentence is the fuckwad. the second is a philosophy.
So then: should Trump have a voice in individual prosecutions? "yes, of course."
he keeps swatting at the "false narrative" that Trump phones him up and orders prosecutions. nobody said telephone, sparky. it travels by weather.
Fuck Blanche. no lube.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/todd-blanche-is-still-trump-s-ass-monkey-trans-erasure-continues
From July:
MAGA AGs have the same styles
And are the worst ever by miles
Motherfucker Blanche
Must release every tranche
Of drumpf in the Epstein files
Welker has to go. She is a joke.
Jeff. You know you’re hitting a raw nerve when tPLUmPsters infiltrate your works.
Welker was just recorded chatting & laughing with Stephen Miller like old friends at the correspondence dinner. That’s most likely what she’s disgusted by, as was I.
I thought it was just me. is that how you read that, Angie?
Yes. I could be wrong, but that is what I saw too!
Fuck him with a cactus and no lube.
Has Todd Blanche not been paying attention? A short list of Formers lawyers:
Rudy Giuliani: disbarred and his shenanigans could be a whole post by itself
Jenna Ellis: suspended 3 years
Michael Cohen: disbarred and 3 years in prison
Alina Habba: Sanctioned ordered to pay the email lady 1M
Jeffrey Clark: suspended for 2 years from practicing law also criminally charged in
Georgia.
Sidney Powell: sanctioned and under investigation.
I could go on…
Roy Cohn: Spending eternity somewhere in the Fifth Circle of Hell.
I was hoping others would join in on the list…the morons that they are thinking “I’m different” - as if!
Judge Boxwine is about to get on that list too. Also I am sure Susan Necheles' reputation must be in tatters after that shitshow in the Stormy Daniels case.
On edit: I forgot who that clownshoes lolyer in Virginia was who violated James Comey's constitutional rights (and probably Letitia James' too)?
This is better than a Christmas wish list!
🤭💯
He thinks he's getting a pardon.
He's dreaming.
Donnie Dimwit isn't pardoning anyone until he's done with being in office, and he has no intention of leaving office. It's a race between the Grim Reaper or the National Guard under President Ossoff extracting him from the bunker at 12:01 p.m. on January 21, 2029. If it's the Grim Reaper, he won't have anything prepared in advance, and if he does, no fucking way is Vance going to let them see the light of day. If it's the NG, no fucking way is Ossoff going to let them see the light of day.
Besides criming and being a sex predator, America's Pilonidal Cyst is a gold star expert in being a legal career disposal service!
But all these people think they're The World's Smartest Gnat and will totally defeat that pesky bug zapper!
I can hardly wait for them to tell him to pay her the other $83 million! So glad Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock are my 2 Senators!
I LOVE both of your Senators! Looking forward to 6 more years of Senator Ossoff.
Lucky you! Mine is Susan “I’m concerned” Collins but not for long.
My condolences Mike
You could have Tommy Booberville.
I have a Spitfire -Elizabeth Warren!
Lucky you. I get Rick Scott and Ashley Moody. 😭
Condolences
🤢
I picked up and moved from S FL to S GA 4 years ago. I just couldn't handle the politics and hurricanes any more.
You are so lucky. Mine are Fetterman and McCormick. Ugh.
Seriously Jeff. Some progressive bitches need to swat his ass , a few times over.
I guarantee you, if he had assaulted Carroll while he was POtuS, Thomas and Alito would have found the a way to make raping part of his official duties.
because he got confused and Goldfingered both her and the Oval Office?
Again. This was "didn't you hear us the 1st time" in legalese.
Is he still sitting on that? I thought that money had been paid out and we had moved on to the $83M he owes her.
according to the Guardian report, "Under a lower court order, Trump had already paid Carroll the $5.6 million. Carroll’s lawyers said in a court filing that she would 'place the award in an interest-bearing account until Defendant’s petition for rehearing is denied.'"
"The American People stand with President Trump as they demand an immediate end to all of the Witch Hunts, including the Democrat-funded travesty of the Carroll Hoaxes,” a spokesperson for Trump’s legal team said in a statement. “President Trump will keep winning against Liberal Lawfare, as he continues to focus on his mission to Make America Great Again.”
This is next-level gaslighting that would be hilarious if there weren't still people who believe it...including some in my own family. 🤦🏻♀️
All of Donnie’s spokesliars have the same training.
I could have written this comment. Unfortunately, too many of us still have "loved ones" drinking the Kool-Aid. I cannot forgive them for all the damage to this country (world!) that every MAGA moron allowed because they voted for him again, I saw the writing on the wall when he rose the golden escalator and never thought he could get elected, not once but TWICE. Unfortunately, when the Democrats take charge and try to rebuild this republic, every one of those morons will benefit (Medicare for all, free child care etc). Wouldn't it be nice to ration out the "giveaways" based on your voting record?
SCOTUS should do that more often. Maybe every fucking time. With a “you’re not special” dollop on top.
Along with a few sprinkles for good measure
Sprinkles are for winners!
Wooooooow!
So I wonder what he's going to do to slow walk THIS!
Declare bankruptcy? That's worked before for him.....
Try to pay her out in his shitty crypto currency.
Maybe she would like a slightly used Qatar jet.
Complete with catering cart. . .
Wow
Really? Will he finally stop legal action and let her cash her check?
There's nowhere else to go if SCOTUS tells him to fuck off.
She's also gotten her money, but has put it in an account while this plays out. If I'm not mistaken, he had to post a bond when he appealed, and that's how she was paid.
The $83 mil is the same - still working its way through, bond posted, he's lost, and just dragging it out to avoid having to admit defeat/pay her. It's going to be the same outcome.
A miracle in and of itself.
🥳
LOL. Trump thinks SCOTUS is his pawn. He doesn't realize that he is Robert's pawn.
Roberts is so damn concerned about his legacy, I wonder at what point he wakes up and realizes that Trump is dragging it down into the sewer.
Dr. Harm, Bill Cassidy, should be not have a moment’s peace while in public for the rest of his life. Hearing him complain about being lied to by RFK Jr, is an indictment on him for allowing himself to be lied to again, this time by Tod Blanche. He’s a liar telling us he was lied to. Take his fucking medical license.
Regarding Hakeem Jeffries, his true bosses don’t want him wasting money on the American taxpayer.
https://www.trackaipac.com/states/newyork?rq=Jeffries
Meh. His feefees are hurt over this and he’s likely already thrown a few ketchup bottles at the wall but this is A set up. Next, he’ll get his golden bordello. They think we’re stupid?! 😂
Blanche says Trumpy doesn’t give orders? Not one week ago did he throw a fit because Winebox dismissed the vandalism charges against the Olympian. Never mind the “tweet that was meant to be a text”
I cannot for the life of me understand why so many people have sold their soul for this repugnant piece of shit garbage man.
ETA since it's not OBVIOUSLY apparent, I'm not equating the orange POS to garbage men (and women) who pick up our trash. I'm saying he's a garbage. Man. As in "thinking I would insult hard working people is a garbage take." Capiche?
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He was making a lot more money as a law partner, and even as Donny's personal lawyer.
It's the power. He gets to put anyone in prison, investigate anyone, and he has the full power of the US government behind him.
Money or power? Why not both?
There have to be better and more ethical options for making money. Becoming a drug lord, for example.
Must be a helluva drug.
That's a VERY unfair statement.
Garbage men fulfill an important and respectable role.
LOL trump is a *garbage* man. Not a *garbage man.*
Because he hates the same people they do.
Why is he still trying to get this poor guy, who did nothing? And its even on video that he did nothing.
Because that fact makes the lying pile of fly-covered shit look like the lying liar he fucking well is. I'm surprised he didn't whip out a sharpie and draw a Snidley Whiplash 'stache on the guy and go "see? See?? Bad person! Bad guy! Bad bad bad evil Antifa commie bastard!! Argle-bargle blah blah blargh!!!"
Because they are teaching their minions to distrust their very own eyes.
Garbage men have important jobs, and we thank them for their service. Please do not shame them by associating the dishonest orange wig-wearing sexual assault specialist in the Oval Bordello with their occupation
I'm not shaming anyone but trump. He's garbage, is the point. Like saying "that's a garbage take" he's a garbage man. cripes.
Bc somehow he stumbled into being the most powerful man in the world. On paper anyway. But believe me I ask myself this question every day
It is weird considering he is even becoming unpopular with Republicans. I can only imagine he plans to stay in office and threaten anyone who tries to stop him with his masked ICE Gestapo.
Fatfuck has a blonde human binky
Who doesn't care that he's gross and stinky
Whereas Melania is ice
Mizz Natalie is nice
And may actually see his winky
His widdle widdle winky!
You outdid yourself Doc!!!!
😂
🍄🟫
Did you mean to be that generous AuntTeeFa?
She should be called Natalie Lewinsky.
re "Blanche used to be a good guy" when he worked at SDNY. Remember: the felon REVEALS who people are.
I'm not sure I'd characterize prosecutors as "the good guys." Individual ones, yes. But there is a whole lot of cavalier disregard for suspects' rights and some offices are very, very loath to turn over exculpatory evidence despite it being constitutionally required.
Interesting take.
He brings out the worst in EVERYONE, most importantly those closest to him. And WTF is up with the diaper changer? Really sick.
Ossoff never had any shits to give. He’s incredibly smart and articulate, and he’s bringin’ it.
We need more like him. I’m hoping we can pick up some more progressive Senators after November. 🤞🤞
“Even if you fire me Mr. President I will always love you” Todd, our newly minted AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald…. Sworn in by judge Bove, Todd’s criminal defense law partner.. and that completes the circle.
🎶I will stay
And make sure to get in the way
Of each accuser
'Cuz you're an abuser
Pretty much every dayyy
And I-I-I will always love you
I will always love you,
My preznit, you
I know my job
Is to shine your knob
And keep you out of harm's way
And I-I-I will always love you
I will always love youuuu 🎶
😂😂😂😂 Superb doc!
OMG-hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like the worm ouroboros… but with multiple worms
is the diaper girl actually stepping off Marine One barefoot?
these people have zero understanding of dignity, gravitas and decorum. It's like they're two-digit-IQ teenagers off for a house party and joyride while the grownups are away.
no, she's wearing low-slung yellow shoes — but it does look like she's barefoot
I'm surprised he doesn't make her wear stilettos. Or is that reserved for his dominatrix (Mel?)
As I step off the chopper
And into the grass
to follow after his waddling ass
Don't you troll on my low-slung yellow shoes
You can do anything but
Lay off my low-slung yellow shoes
You can make fun of me and my diaper bag
You can wonder why I don't even gag
Do anything you want to do
But lay off my low-slung yellow shoes
(So sorry, Elvis)
👏👏👏
She may have gone commando tho
As long as he doesn't. . .
Wearing a diaper is not commando
😂😂😂😂
Daddy does like his fingers doing the walking.
Tiny, tiny fingers 👐
Eeeew🤮
But not (YET) barefoot, in the White House Kitchen and pregnant.
Ah, thanks. My computer screen resolution needs to be upgraded.
I think the color is referred to as “nude,” meaning they can go with anything. Also, a nude pump is supposed to make your legs look longer.
Sheesh, Jeff. Read a fashion magazine once in a while!
Jeff's right, she is wearing shoes. The multi-zipper-easy-access-dress says it all though.
Ugh all these R women dress like tarts
No--upon looking closely, Diaper Girl does appear to have beige pumps on. But who on Earth wears cut-out pumps with a casual chambray shirt dress, knowing that she will be stepping out of helicopter onto a grass lawn?? Wouldn't sandal flats been just as appropriate? Probably Big Daddy Depends doesn't like the look of women's feet unless said feet are encased in pointy high heel pumps--just like in the beauty pageants, hmmm?
Maybe that's why he's making the helipad. So she doesn't have to get her high heels stuck in the grass.
Or so he doesn't have to stumble on it.
Seriously, that would be the least of her offenses.
There once was a Blanchey named Todd
Who thought Donny Drumpfdouche was God
"He'll pay me big moneys
And thinks that he's funnies"
I'd rather take orders from scrod.
Yes! Scrod is a fish! Yes, that's right!
It's smarter than these two, all night
An orange-faced bloaty
The other a toady
On this country, they've caused quite a blight.
But morons like this cannot last
November comes, give 'em a blast
With Democrats winning
Republicans sinning
Let's kick them straight out on their ass!
There once was a liar named Todd
Who worshipped his orange god
He was too crooked to see
His idolatry
Was for a demon in a human bod
Idolatry! Man.... dat's one a' dem nickel an' dime woids.
Brilliant frosty ol’ boy!
A triple decker slammer!
💣💣💣
Thanks, Dave!!!
Yeah We the People need more Ossoff, more Mamdani, more El Sayed and less luke warm compromise addled old/ semi/old men who are getting us exactly nothing that we have been asking for for years!
We also need more AOCs. Many, many more.
Blanche showed what a shameless sycophant he was when he stood in front of the cameras and said “I love you, Sir” to Trump. Did these idiots actually think he was going to miraculously grow a spine or develop a set of ethics AFTER he had the job? I hate everyone! But I do love the Daily Claudia. Looking at the photos makes me realize how important it is to memorialize all the moments, big and small.
If Democrats sweep Congress in the mid-terms, they could impeach Blanche. It just seems so far away...
Not with Jeffries et.al. in charge of the House. They are MAGA Democrats...trumpys in sheep's clothing.
Sad
They are "decorum" democrats who refuse to open their eyes and acknowledge who their counterparts have become.
Yep. As my son says sadly of his Millennium Generation, "They were trained for a world that no longer exists."
MAGA Democrats. Yes they are!
If they do that, exactly WHO is going to physically remove him? Or remove his head from trump's butt, as the case may be?
When trump won in 2024, many of us were of course freaking out, and an older friend -- head of a biomedical research unit at a major university -- patronizingly told us "don't worry, the courts will rein him in..." and a few of us retorted "and who is going to enforce any court orders?"
Well, here we are.
And my researcher friend is the one having meltdowns as he watches the irreparable devastation of labs that were finding therapies for cancer, macular degeneration, retina disease, autoimmune disorders, and so on.....
File his initial thoughts in the "Famous Last Words" drawer. My personal favorite is from Union General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Gettysburg, paraphrasing slightly: What are you boys afraid of? Those rebel snipers couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
The damage that Trump and his minions have caused to this country in under 2 years is incalculable.
Fuck RFK Jr., also too.
They could. And then it would result in bupkis in the Senate, and he wouldn't be removed.
The strategic question is whether a public impeachment hearing and trial would do more harm than good if you know going in that he's not going to get 2/3 of the Senate to remove him. And would an acquittal in the Senate just embolden him?
There are grounds to impeach any or all of the cabinet officers and Trump. But who would be first, and are there any of them who might become more popular after an impeachment? It's a political process, so it has to be managed carefully.
Bill Cassidy can go to hell, along with the rest of the Republican traitors. We need Democratic FIGHTERS to stand up to the fascists and to fight for the people. Like Jon Ossoff, who is sounding more presidential with every speech he gives. That one was a doozy. AOC for Speaker!
Gag. A swearing in, what a terrible reminder of the judicial elevation Emil Bove weaseled himself into.
Bet those two sleaze bags were out yukking it up together at Jr’s private pay to play club in Georgetown after.
Laughing at us of course.
The orange abomination has found his Roy Cohn.
Speaking of dead to me, where’s Mitch?
I’d like to know that too. No proof of life audio or video. What are they waiting for? It’s already well past August 3. He must be brain dead and they’re continuing to cover it up.
Jeff, I’ve been following you for years but only recently subscribed. You capture my anger and north jersey fuck-you asshole attitude. And your wife was beautiful, much like mine. So keep going after these scumbags and making us laugh with revenge in our hearts.
I truly appreciate what you write and share and I love the pictures of Claudia. The more I see pictures of her, the more I see a woman who was deeply loved. I also see a woman who could give you a look that said "that's enough Jeff" and it would stop you right in your tracks. We need more Claudias in today's world.
No surprise about Blanche--he blurted out that he was donnies' personal attorney during his confirmation hearing and those dumb fuck Rapeublicans still voted to confirm.
Of course, just following orders!