The video of Pete KegStand is even better than the GIF, because it shows his swagger leading up to his castration. I had to watch it three times to fully take in the glory of it all.
Oh, it’s definitely the gift that keeps on giving—and the GIF that keeps on GIFing! Wishing a happy and healthy New Year to you, Mrs. Spouse and the rest of your family, as well as this fabulous community!
I don’t know how many times I watched Flippy McCrushnuts and laugh like it was the first time I saw it before I actually saw the pain he inflicted on himself all over his face. THAT just made/makes the entire GIFt more funny and entertaining. I did especially enjoy today’s video.
I wish the fighter pilot that had Pete Kegbreath as a passenger would have done so many barrell rolls & climbs and dives that ol' Petey would have thrown up his socks. THAT would be newsworty
Stuck in Chicago because of flight delays, eating stale Raisin Bran in a crappy hotel and STILL. I’m laughing hysterically. 😂 the Nutcracker and Jeff have saved my spirit. Happy new year, all you excellent liberal scum I’ve come to know and love. 🤣🤣.
I hope the last minute I have on Earth in this shitty timeline is spent wearing plastic glasses staring up at the ceiling viewing a 3D projection of Pete Kegstand flipping that glorious skateboard into his own nuts
Thanks, Jeff, for the slog through the quagmire of stupid in 2025, courtesy of the kooks, rummies, and assholes on the right. The skateboard to the nuts is now a standard, as should be the MAGA self-eye-macer. Happy New Year, everyone, and we can hold out hope that somehow 2026 will be less stupid.
Thank you, Jeff, for this entire three-part recap of a Year in Stupid. It’s most fitting (and satisfying) to include our favorite Nutcracker gif. Happy New Year to you, Ms Spouse, and everyone in this fan community!
Charlie Kirk was a grifter first and foremost — and if we lived in biblical times he’d have been stoned in the town square for selling snake oil to the people.
His “lord God” was money all the way — which is why Erikkka Kirk jumped right in there to continue the grift before his body was even cold.
If you think it is “disrespectful” to watch streaming video of his actual demise, just watch the season one finale of *YOUR HONOR* on Netflix. The kid playing Adam Desiato (Judge Michael Desiato’s son) does it pretty realistically.
Don't let Trump see that Simon Hedge's post (Kirk with Jesus and Queen band members) because he would have to accept that as proof that gays go to heaven!
What a beautiful way to wrap up the insanity of 2025, Jeff. Thank you and best wishes to all for a safe and happy 2026. The video of Kat Kerr shows that she’s on the same diet as Piss Drunk Pete .
And, as this Year of the Bat(shit) comes merrily to a close, let us recall the sage words of the late Sly Stone, "There's no point in blaming the mirror if your face looks strange." Every accusation, friends, is a confession. Did Minnesota's Somali community commit widespread fraud? Perhaps, but nothing compared to the literal selling of pardons (Chaucer's Pardoner would be proud) to every amoral miscreant with a few million to spare. My concern for 2026 is that after Orange Jabba shuffles-off this mortal coil his personal Tattoo, the bane of furniture, will usurp whatever remains of MAGA and the insanity will continue unabated until the Democrats manage to blow it (again) in 2028.
I kind of think she’s no better than him. Just like Melania. Poor Melania, blink if you need help… she is not a good person; grifter just like her husband, whom I’m sure she loves with all her heart, if she has one 🤢🤢
The video of Pete KegStand is even better than the GIF, because it shows his swagger leading up to his castration. I had to watch it three times to fully take in the glory of it all.
I had completely forgotten that Flippy McCrushnuts first appeared as a Week In Stupid entry
Oh, it’s definitely the gift that keeps on giving—and the GIF that keeps on GIFing! Wishing a happy and healthy New Year to you, Mrs. Spouse and the rest of your family, as well as this fabulous community!
👏👏Right back at ya Stephanie! Happy New Year 🎉
It's absolutely Best of Show for 2025.
Oh no! The master nutcracker GIF reigned supreme this year — maybe the only “highlight” of 2025.
I don’t know how many times I watched Flippy McCrushnuts and laugh like it was the first time I saw it before I actually saw the pain he inflicted on himself all over his face. THAT just made/makes the entire GIFt more funny and entertaining. I did especially enjoy today’s video.
DJT jr, could also be called a nutcracker he just uses his lower jaw.
Again I offer it with the music: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1163744692219223
If I could only stop laughing when this pops up!😂😂😂
It's just proof that MAGA likes the arts. They just take the title a bit too literally.
Happy New Year everyone, but not to Secretary of Defense Flippy McCrushnuts! 😂🥂🍾🎉
I wish the fighter pilot that had Pete Kegbreath as a passenger would have done so many barrell rolls & climbs and dives that ol' Petey would have thrown up his socks. THAT would be newsworty
And broadcast the audio of his shrieks of terror: how high can he go (especially after the glorious up-close encounter with the skateboard)?
Mezzo Soprano.😂😂😂
He wanted to sing castrato!!
There's always the Vienna Boys' Choir.
😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Warrior boy Kegstand probably didn't know how lethal a skateboard could be. Happy New Year and have a drink on me.
Stuck in Chicago because of flight delays, eating stale Raisin Bran in a crappy hotel and STILL. I’m laughing hysterically. 😂 the Nutcracker and Jeff have saved my spirit. Happy new year, all you excellent liberal scum I’ve come to know and love. 🤣🤣.
Right back at you, Susan! I hope you get home soon. Stale Raisin Bran sounds terrible.
Yes…the weather has been NOT “so delightful!!” Safe travels!
Those hotels on Mannheim Road are terrible.
don't be disparagin' don stephens efforts in rosemont
I was referring to south of Rosemont.
Raisins & Hegseth’s nuts - eerie similarity?
😂😂
still better than stale rice krispies amirite
I was afraid that the snow monster would get you.😂😂
Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hope 2026 brings back democracy and peace all over the world. Love this substack Jeff!
I second that emotion. All I can say at this point in our national implosion is thank God for Tiedrich.
I hope the last minute I have on Earth in this shitty timeline is spent wearing plastic glasses staring up at the ceiling viewing a 3D projection of Pete Kegstand flipping that glorious skateboard into his own nuts
Can some hacker infiltrate the large TV in Kegstand’s Pentagon Beauty Parlor with that streaming video of The Raisincracker?
Thanks, Jeff, for the slog through the quagmire of stupid in 2025, courtesy of the kooks, rummies, and assholes on the right. The skateboard to the nuts is now a standard, as should be the MAGA self-eye-macer. Happy New Year, everyone, and we can hold out hope that somehow 2026 will be less stupid.
Whar all the Iowa voters who keep electing Grassley yet whined about Joe Biden's age?
It seems obvious to me that Grassley is, in fact, dead--everything he says and does is simply the result of lingering neurons firing their last gasps.
Well, voting for a dead guy is just so fucking stupid
It's pretty crazy. When he finally goes to the spirit in the sky will they reelect him in absentia? We'll have to wait and see.
I hope Assley goes in an Abrahamic flaming charity straight to hell.
For 649years, that’s his age we can’t prove he wasn’t born right there at the Capital.
Thank you, Jeff, for this entire three-part recap of a Year in Stupid. It’s most fitting (and satisfying) to include our favorite Nutcracker gif. Happy New Year to you, Ms Spouse, and everyone in this fan community!
Another banger~
especially October 1
Can’t ever get enough of watching a sweaty day drinker in a skin tight suit change his voice five octaves by pretending that he’s Tony Hawk
All these losers!! and to think you’ve only scratched the surface
Apparently we’re made of tougher stuff than we believe we are to have survived it all
Poor Freddie Mercury looks pretty anguished being a member of that opening act
Happy, healthy, prosperous new year to all!🥂
Charlie Kirk was a grifter first and foremost — and if we lived in biblical times he’d have been stoned in the town square for selling snake oil to the people.
His “lord God” was money all the way — which is why Erikkka Kirk jumped right in there to continue the grift before his body was even cold.
hmmm - and here I'd been thinking that Charlie Kirk's body was cold well before he'd even died.
If you think it is “disrespectful” to watch streaming video of his actual demise, just watch the season one finale of *YOUR HONOR* on Netflix. The kid playing Adam Desiato (Judge Michael Desiato’s son) does it pretty realistically.
Here's to a better year!
Just a few more hours and we try again. Happy New Year and let's get this one right.
This MAGA death cult is really chock full of weirdos innit?
Love the look back. Enjoy the New Year! And look out for one another.
Don't let Trump see that Simon Hedge's post (Kirk with Jesus and Queen band members) because he would have to accept that as proof that gays go to heaven!
What a beautiful way to wrap up the insanity of 2025, Jeff. Thank you and best wishes to all for a safe and happy 2026. The video of Kat Kerr shows that she’s on the same diet as Piss Drunk Pete .
I really wait REALLY hate her and her stupid as fuck act.
By the way, now that Iwona B. Horyn is actively working for Trump, she's only using her initials.
She is now known as I. B. Horyn.
You mean she achieved her horyn goal?
Goal achieved 👏
😂😂😂
Happy New Year to all us Radical Left Lunatics! Thank you for you attention to this matter!
And, as this Year of the Bat(shit) comes merrily to a close, let us recall the sage words of the late Sly Stone, "There's no point in blaming the mirror if your face looks strange." Every accusation, friends, is a confession. Did Minnesota's Somali community commit widespread fraud? Perhaps, but nothing compared to the literal selling of pardons (Chaucer's Pardoner would be proud) to every amoral miscreant with a few million to spare. My concern for 2026 is that after Orange Jabba shuffles-off this mortal coil his personal Tattoo, the bane of furniture, will usurp whatever remains of MAGA and the insanity will continue unabated until the Democrats manage to blow it (again) in 2028.
Ima hoping Usha wakes up from her coma and takes a skillet to Couchfuck's noggin while he's a nappin'
I kind of think she’s no better than him. Just like Melania. Poor Melania, blink if you need help… she is not a good person; grifter just like her husband, whom I’m sure she loves with all her heart, if she has one 🤢🤢
The cult doesn’t really like JD.
Neither does the state of Ohio from what I gather. Well, you reap what you sow, Buckeyes.
This Buckeye didn't sow it.
My condolences on your (and our) loss. :-(
And you let Couchfuck drop your National Championship trophy you stupid fucking rubes
All of us didn’t vote for him.
Most of my Buckeye friends and family didn’t. Would that the rest of the state listen to you and them. And Dr. Amy for governor!!!
Let’s hope the blue wave will take over 2028 as well…..