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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/05/cuban-hunger-striker-ice-force-feeding

fucking torture-loving barbarians.

also, that's a hell of a misplaced modifier, Guardian. how the elephant got in Groucho's pajamas, I'll never know

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Straight outta the gulags in eastern Europe.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

So, Jeanine Pirro is ready to handle any 45-pound criminal... wait a minute, that's a child !!! 🚼🚼🚼🚼

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Regarding the Jeanine video in the gym: the reason she looks so weird and scary, aside from the fact she is weird and scary, is probably because she has been practicing trying to smile, which can be exhausting for someone like her. And all those locker room anabolic steroids haven't helped. I'm sure she'll get the hang of it by the time stinky pants fires her for whatever reasons, like losing all her cases, shortly before he fires Harmeet Dhillon, who hasn't smiled since 2011.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The positive side is he might be the only one getting fed.

Bren M's avatar

There is irony in that the Jabba dollar is made of the same material as the US penny.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Ooohhhhh...THAT'S why he wants all the pennies!

Mary Hall's avatar

People are noticing that T💩p’s nose looks like a 🍆

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Emperor Dicknose is...one of the 9 Million Names Of Trump

ROBERT STEVENSON's avatar

"...who can’t even bring an indictment for Grand Theft Paint Chips, much less a conviction for Assault With A Deadly Sandwich."

I'll be repeating this throughout the day and just laughing my ass off every time I do. Jeff is a consummate wordsmith

Mark Slattery's avatar

Looks like jeannine was gangbanged by a posse of Smurfs. Boxwine Bukkake.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I want Trump to be the first to eat some of that uninspected beef. He can have all the ketchup he wants.

Mary Brock's avatar

In a quarter pounder.

Tess's avatar

These people are SO STUPID-not just the idiots in charge…but maga idiots soaking up all the grift and shit that passes out of this orange semi-human being. PLEASE….END SOON! SIGH……. Nice pics of Claudia..makes me want to go back to sleep! ❤️

Susan Niemann's avatar

Christ on a bike. That gif of Jeanine will give us all nightmares. These people will do anything for attention. And damn right... you are doing journalism right...a Pulitzer is in your future. 😂

Small potatoes? And the coin is illegal, but we dont have laws anymore so what the hell...that people would buy that speaks volumes about how stupid the cult really is.

Fuck this guy...and anybody who voted for him. I hate him so much.

All of this can't end soon enough. Nice, relaxing pics of Ms. Spouse! Gorgeous cat, too. Everyone have a nice long weekend as the country burns. 🙄

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

These days I'm always up for cat pictures.

Marcia's avatar

Jeff well done I am only up to reading the whale head paragraph and I nearly peed myself. Now back to further reading

MARY's avatar

A cheeseburger presumably includes a bun. That’s NOT a low carb breakfast

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Pack your arteries, failscion.

Carol C's avatar

Failscion is right!

SethTriggs's avatar

Oh he's just raw-dogging that cheesy wad of beef, which has to be greasy as all get out.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, “human shit geysers”, well that’s pure poetry, love it. Judge Box Oh Whine at the gym getting ready to do battle, priceless, and will she and her crack 4th string prosecutors lose more cases this week? Oh and don’t forget about the vanity Arch.. even though a Judge has put a stop on it I’m sure Donald will go full speed ahead since he refuses to obey court orders..I’m sure Donald will build this thing like the Epstein Ballroom/Military installation… work on it 20 hours a day with 250 workers and “fuck the courts” as any mob boss would say..Best to All Fellow travelers., enjoy the holiday.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you left out the best part: the judge who blocked the arch is our old friend TANYA CHUTKAN

HI2thDoc's avatar

These chuds are so hungry for attention and self-aggrandizement that they have no sense of the self-parody they show. Sheesh. Get some therapy for that, along with your lack of principles and any moral compass, MAGAs

Old Enough To Know Better's avatar

They actually are planning to work on it 20 hours a day, seven days a week.

Hope nobody has to have any solemn occasions of some kind in that vicinity.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Where is this gym they all go to, anyway?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Juggly Eyes Jeanine

Is now doing the gym scene

Is she done being boozy

Or dressing the floozy

Nah, she's still a trainwreck queen

SethTriggs's avatar

"Small potatoes."

Yeah.

Just watch Murc's Law work.

America's Pilonidal Cyst...and all the Republicans elected there...are there because they hate the same minorities that millions upon millions of unreconstructed Americans hate. As the champions of the unreconstructed this gives them wide deference in the political and legal systems. And of course for wealthy media and platform owners, the Republicans give them juicy, juicy tax cuts.

And that, friends, is why nobody will ever win Jeff Tiedrich's "What the fuck is wrong with you?" challenge.

Also wow that Judge Boxwine thing I swear has to be some sort of Arrested Development gag.

Maureen Kelly's avatar

Seeing the idiocy (of just this week!) wrapped up all in one post makes my head literally spin. So your addition of those beautiful pics of Ms Spouse and Tenchi the Wonder Cat was like a healing balm. Thank you as always, dear Jeff.

Melanie's avatar

Man-you just can't make this shit up, can you? I go back and forth between incredulous laughter and being near tears at the abject stupidity of this regime...

bruce somers's avatar

Pirro freaked me the fuck out man.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jabba the Dump might as well have said, "If you want to create tremendous wealth, do like I do: lie, cheat, steal, have absolutely no scruples, and stop at nothing."