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Lamorindalinda's avatar

I really hate these people. And I double hate them for making me have such hate in my heart. And I triple hate them for having to be exposed to their hate and stupidity on a daily basis.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I'm learning to love hating them, and telling them at every opportunity, and using words I know I shouldn't because they expect me to be "elite" (!?!?!). Here's what makes me feel better. Ready?

They're all cunts.

Kathryn Wild's avatar

Haven't you heard? They can't be cunts because they lack depth and warmth.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

OMG - the (great) hits just keep coming! Too fucking funny.

Cheryl Steiger's avatar

Best. Comment. Award. 🥇

George in Atlanta's avatar

And they're not very tough either.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

LEIGH! Now 'tis YOU who just made me spit out my hot tea, LOLOL. Just finished mopping up - I've learned to keep wipes right here by my computer. I've seriously never used THAT particular word across my entire mmpmph years. BUT, fully support your use of it right here and right now since your perfect (chef's kiss) usage also nearly made me pee with laughter. Brava! I'm sure I'll get there anon. I DESPISE him and those around him with a well of loathing whose depths are as yet unplumbed.

Mps's avatar

This sounds fair

Linda Weide's avatar

Have you heard that Trump is ordering troops into Portland? They wanted to close down the Broadview ICE detention center right outside of Chicago, because of so much protesting daily, but they did not like the optics of that. I don't know if they shut it down yet, but last I read they had not. The fact that they are going after Portland tells me their governor did not protest as strongly as Pritzker did here in Illinois.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cddmn6ge6e2o

Bonnie Council's avatar

Oregon's governor is female and gay. That's why he's doing it. Female, LGTBQ, black or brown-skinned - those are all the reasons he needs to assume they're incompetent and obviously need him to send in the troops to fight crime in their states. He makes me sick.

Linda Weide's avatar

Bonnie, I know she is and suspected that was a reason, and Chicago's mayor is Black, as is Baltimore's mayor. Trump picks people to hate and then it consumes him.

Theresa Palmer's avatar

I hate to use the word "curious" about how they propose to sweep the homeless camps out of Portland, but I am. Something tells me violence will ensue. And that can go both ways. Stay tuned.

Linda Weide's avatar

Theresa, Trump is going to make homeless people disappear into ICE camps, unless their local government protects them. While this is not the legal use of the camps, Trump wants to put everyone that he wants to get rid of in places where he hopes they will be forgotten and die, although he would like to be killing people directly. He finds our laws a nuisance and the SCOTUS gave him permission to kill people. A madman is in charge of our country and either people see it or they believe the emperor is wearing clothing.

Anna Bolique's avatar

I didn't realize that I have actually never experienced true hate in my life -- until the Trump presidency.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I’m right there with ya Anna! The hate is there as soon as my eyes open. Whether it is 1 am or 3 am the weight of the hate is there, always with this is the 10 lbs of bricks on my chest.

I want it to get gone Now!

Karen Hall's avatar

Great description, Rhonda. 10 lbs at least … ughhhhh. Make it staaaaahhhhp

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

You know the only way it’s gonna stop and we cannot say that.

Thank you Karen, but my name is Rhoda not Rhonda. lol 😝

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I, sadly learned how to with Reagan, him letting the AIDS epidemic continue with no resources dedicated to stopping it because it "only affected gay men" in the beginning.

Taught me that we lost so many of our best and brightest minds to that hateful old man, and his superficial wife.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Oh, you must have missed him having a national guard helicopter fly over Lower Sproul Plaza in Berkeley in 1969 and spraying tear gas over the crowd of 2000 trapped in there. republicans, never missing an opportunity to be evil.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I remember him crapping his pants over the Black Panthers, posing with long guns, on the courthouse steps when he was Gov of Cali.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, that was a high point. The California legislators instantly passed gun control, and that was back in 1967. We still have it.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I miss living in SOCAL.

Tonya Browning's avatar

Me too! I thought I hated my dad’s 3rd wife, but I practically love her compared to all these idiots running our country especially the POOS at the top!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Well, I've hated people (a former husband comes to mind) but I've never hated one of our country's presidents. And this man I despise to much it's got to be unhealthy.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Good morning Walt! I'm about to go back to bed, but the cats wanted breakfast...

michellefromchicago's avatar

My feeling is that hating them takes more effort than they are worth. At the same time, however, it takes an awful lot of energy to resist hating them…

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I don’t have that problem about hating them taking more energy. I agree with your second premise is that trying to not hate them takes way more energy. I’d rather just say fuck every time I see any little thing about them. They are horrifying demonic morons… the entire lot of the Republican Party and all MAGAcultists.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I try not to use 'hate' and definitely won't use 'demonic' because those are THEIR words they use to describe us - or any democrat for that matter, preferring 'detest', 'despise' and 'LOATHE'. I assuredly LOATHE frump - and have ever since I was a teenager, reading about him and his KKKdaddy's deliberately racist practice of renting to whites while refusing to rent to Black New Yorkers. WHEN they were charged with this - AND fined, it did my heart good. He later lied about it (of course he did) but I've loathed and despised him ever since. The rest of what he's done is just so much more fodder.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

Yes. it is exhausting either way.

Linda Weide's avatar

I hope I don't have to hate the military too after they all go along with Pete Hegseth's demand that they all show up. Is this a repeat of July 1935 when Hitler called in all the generals together and purged them. We know now, even though those generals did not know what they were walking into. Some of them got murdered there and then.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

To have all generals and admirals in one place seems the height of irresponsibility and incompetence. But what more can we expect from Pete Kegsbreath??

Sharon C Storm's avatar

To announce the time and place of the meeting with all of the top brass seems to me to invite trouble from our adversaries. What a perfect opportunity it would be for them. How stupid can they be? Never mind…

Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed. He does not care. Maybe he really believes the Christian Nationalists lies that he promotes. Then why should be care what happens to anything or anyone. He thinks he will be fine because God is on his side.

Robin D's avatar

He is the most godless creature alive. And if there is some "god"

why on earth would he/she/it be on his side? I'm agnostic and not trying to insult anyone who is religious. We all hold our beliefs in our hearts and hopefully try to live good lives just being kind and helpful to others, no matter who anyone does or does no pray to. Really, in the scheme of the world, why would any god protect this horrible, cruel, hideous, vain, sadist who has broken every commandment and makes others suffer and revels in it? A man who tells all of us how much he hates us, scorns us, wants to see us suffer. Doesn't care about children or people who are marginalized, hungry, sick, poor or especially shot and killed except for CK and only because CK was useful to him, so he could make him a martyr. To watch CK's wife (the only one who really mattered that day) at that farce of a rally, stand up there and forgive, and to see people stand up and applaud her, and then have this monster come out and spew his hatred and venom and make it all about him, along with Stephen "Goebbels" Miller like it was a Nazi rally, which it was. If you ever want to see the true insanity of Stephen Miller, Steve Schmidt has a video created where Stephen Miller's speech is translated into German. It's like listening to one of those insane 1930s Nazi speeches and it says it all.

Why would "god" be on the side of someone who holds bibles upside down and shills gold ones? My favorite ever was when he was.running.for Trump 1.0? It's been so long I can't remember now., but he was being interviewed by some " Christian" reporters who asked him what his favorite passage or the lines from the Bible meant the most to him?.And Donnie, ever the huckster said "I can't talk about it. It's just too personal for me". Anybody at that point, even me, who is not a Christian, knew he has never cracked one open and couldn't name one line. Either can I, but I'm not a hypocritical phony about it. The only god he prays to is the god of crypto and money.

Linda Weide's avatar

That is what one would think, but while my book club read Project 2025 written by Christian Nationalists at the Heritage Foundation, a think tank started by billionaire Neoliberals to promote neoliberalism and give it credibility. A philosophy that supports the rich running everything and increasing in their greed.

In any case we consulted with Andra Watkins who is an expert on project 2025 and White Christian Nationalism, and this is pretty much how they all think. It is a "religion" filled with hate for everyone except self, and a certain kind of self. White, male, CN, and heterosexual, etc....and everyone else should either do as they are bidden or be exterminated. NAZIS to the core, every last one of them.

Maura's avatar

Sadly, Project 2025 is being implemented now in this country. Implementation of Project 2025 was always the existential danger. When Steve Bannon coined the phrase “deconstruction of the administrative state,” that is exactly what was meant to happen. It is tragic that our leadership did not warn us properly about Project 2025 before the election. Information about it came too late. The general public knew nothing about it and, actually, still knows nothing about it.

Linda, I’m glad that your book club is reading Project 2025. It is a frightening manifesto to read. I know. I only wish, in my heart of hearts, that more people had known about it before the election. It may very well have made a difference.

Robin D's avatar

OMG Linda you just sent shivers up my spine. And the irony is not lost on how many of the "heterosexuals" are swinging from the chandeliers, closeted like JD Vance, and/or sexual perverts and abusers and pedophiles.. Seems we haven't advanced much from the Puritans on the May flower. Thanks for explaining.

Robin D's avatar

Well as of this morning Donnie Darko is attending. Either he doesn't trust GI Pete to handle it, or it's to ratchet up the fear and intimidation. Plus the extra security. You know what? I used to revere the Secret Service when I was young. So noble and brave to be selflessly willing to take a bullet for our Presidents. Like the one who recently died, who climbed on top of Jackie Kennedy and JFK's car while I think she was scrambling to climb out from fear. Those days are over. Now I think they are all dirty. Protecting this Scum-in-chief and his evil spawn. Like his own Gestapo.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I absolutely agree. Whenever there has been an assassination attempt on any president in the past the secret service had thrown themselves onto the president to protect him, especially when they had no idea if the shooter had been apprehended. But no! These guys helped him up, a target (!), to allow him to raise his fist for a photo op and yell “fight! fight!”! No one will ever convince me that they were not in on this staged event. Yes, the fire chief died. He was collateral damage as was the shooter. I do not doubt for a second that the FOTUS cared if someone died.

Linda Weide's avatar

I was assuming that after he talked to a quiet hall at the UN he decided that it is fun to see how long he can talk without needing to rest or stop. It will give the military a good taste of who they are working for, and if they do not pay obeisance to his royal highness DJT, then they should be brushing off their resumes and sending them to Denmark, Germany, Finland, Estonia, Poland, Norway, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, and other countries that might want to acquire someone who is skilled in the arts of military thinking and is democratic. Now is the perfect time because Russia is expanding their war to include NATO countries.

Bikracer's avatar

My sentiments exactly!!! Thank you!

A.J. Madison's avatar

I've been hating them nearly my entire life. At 8 years old, the state senator's son was in my boyscout cub pack. That kid was a rabid hater and took every chance he had to put me down. (without going into TMI, yup, I'm one of them thar ethnic groups.) If that was today and I was still in upstate new york, exposing the rabid racism the state senator taught his offspring, would have ended the Senator's career there and then, but that was back in the mid 1960's and understanding and expressing the only appropriate response to racism was an evolving element in American interpersonal communication. But this genocidal effort from the de-evolution of the Republican party, its members, and especially its candidates has me absolutely rabid with anger. What I want and what will happen are two different things, which is a good thing. Whatever comes in the middle will at least resemble justice. I believe not in Karma, or divine providence, but in Balance. The Bullshit coming out of the GQP has reached its logical extreme. And its my firm belief that someone, hopefully us, and not another country, will smack our insane, greed head loser leaders upside the head.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Oh, it's OK with me if it's another country. Maybe several European states can quietly pony up the fee for a series of Jackal actions.

Michael J McGee's avatar

Hating them is getting tiring. Maybe at 72 I am just sick and tired of it.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I’m 76 and I’m exhausted. I just hope I can live long enough to watch his demise. I’ve just had so many crushing disappointments with this man that I’m skeptical it’ll ever happen. A girl can dream….

Jerri Berman-Nielsen's avatar

Hey Lamorindalinda! I’m from Lafayette and Orinda relocated to NY

We agree on a lot- previous nurse at Kaiser Oakland. Still a Raiders fan. Keep on resisting

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Born and raised in Concord. And my son was born at Kaiser Oakland in 1977. Best experience ever! I'm now in the Sacramento area. Welcome to old home week! :)

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

My hubby too -Still an Oakland Raiders' fan. Back to the days of Kenny Stabler, John Madden & Jim Plunkett, I DID go to one freezing-cold game here in NY and had my fill since he hadn't bothered to tell me one needed to really wrap up warmly and I'd dressed for a 'date' in my then-cute much too flimsy outfit. Och. NEVER again.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

Hi Jerri! I’ve lived here for over 60 years!

Robert Eckert's avatar

it ain't just the hate, it's the stupidity

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yeah, I feel ya. Maybe the worst thing to come out of this whole shitshow is that human nature was unequivocally proven correct. Hate wins. Nativist paranoia wins. People are weak and stupid. The most painful thing to take away from somebody is their illusion.

Jerri Berman-Nielsen's avatar

Hi Linda! So where do you live ? I lived on Keith Drive in Orinda and Beaumont court in Lafayette. My husband was born and raised on Boyer Circle in Lafayette . We miss it but once you leave there it’s too expensive to move back. I’m originally from LI NY so I’m used to the weather and we love our house in the suburbs of Rochester NY.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I’m in Moraga. I grew up in Berkeley until high school then moved to Lafayette and went to Acalanes. My husband and I settled here after college. We downsized to Moraga. We could never afford to buy our last house now!

Tonya Browning's avatar

You’re not alone!

Susan Niemann's avatar

The Show Me Your Genitals Meme is among my all time favorites. 😂😂

Eventually, we'll find out what they have on Miss Lindsey...its gotta be good.

Is anyone else exhausted from all this stupid? JFC. I hope we're all still here after Kegsbreath holds his unnecessary meeting Tuesday. Hang on, people.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Just when you think they have run out of nonsense to investigate instead of releasing the EPSTEIN FILES, Shitler comes up with…

Amelia Earhart? 😂😂😂

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

We sort of already know about her as best as we all can - likely she died. But then to Trump "groceries" was a new ancient word (for him) so maybe learning about Earhart was some sort of amazing new knowledge.

He is bottomless stupid, empty, vapid, deranged, evil. He IS the embodiment of everything that is or can be evil in a human.

Theresa Palmer's avatar

Well he's a sociopath so.. Yeah.

R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

Next it will be the Lindbergh baby. 🙄

Karen Wicks's avatar

There is no way he wrote that.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Thank you! Amelia's surname is spelled correctly, and we all know he doesn't know how to use spell-check.

cablecargal's avatar

They'll blame the Lindbergh baby for building the crooked ladder!

Robin D's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂

Susan Niemann's avatar

Insanity. The depravity of these people is off the charts. 🤦‍♀️

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’ve been on the edge of my seat all my life, waiting for the release of the Earhurt files Walt, you?

Hollie Rood's avatar

Don’t know about Walt but I swear never ever did I think it would happen in my lifetime. God bless DJT.

Kim Steeves's avatar

Well he is at least in the "E's".

AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

Hilary Swank as “Amelia” must have been playing on his air force one to Long Island 😏

Cheryl Steiger's avatar

Better not tell him she won an Academy Award for playing Brandon Teena in Boys Don’t Cry!

arne link's avatar

It really didn't look like something he wrote. Also, I doubt he knows who she is. She wasn't that "hot".

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

ALL she had to do was be 'woman over the age of 14' and he lost interest.

Robin D's avatar

I’ve been waiting 69 years for the Amelia Earhart files. Thank goodness we have the Orange Bloviating Behemoth on the trail 🤣😂

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I wonder if it ever occurred to his feeble brain that others of us can actually do two things at the same time, such as walk and chew gum. We KNOW he cannot. Find Amelia, RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!

Mps's avatar

I’m so curious 😂

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Someone else wrote that twit he has no idea about her, probably the bitch censoring the Smithsonian.

Jon Notabot's avatar

All flag staff will emerge from Pete's mandatory play date with chiseled jawlines, spiffy haircuts and fabulous new uniforms. Little miss Lindsey is going to faint.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Kegbreath is purportedly going to deliver an Adolf speech about instilling a "Warrior Culture" in the military. Maybe he'll mandate a minimum number of kills to qualify for retention or promotion, or drunken bangs per buck. Shitler is ordering troops into Portland with orders to blow away all protesters. So this is the next chapter.

Jon Notabot's avatar

Yikes. The coming release of the Epstein/ Trump adventures sure has twisted Donald's diaper.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He might as well introduce a new decoration for being accused of sexual assault and skating by paying off the accuser. That's how much of a piece of shit he is. Fucking scary that he leads the Pentagon.

Hollie Rood's avatar

Fucking scary that he leads the Pentagon is putting it mildly like a child’s bedtime story 🥴😵‍💫

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Dubious, the gathering of 800 Generals and Flag staff is anything more than a loyalty and power showing for the drug addled, demented, and completely deranged derp in the Oval! Sharon

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Maybe this is Kegs' way of making up for the failed Trump Army Birthday parade?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Perhaps swearing that they WILL 'shoot to kill' any dastardly 'radical leftists' as determined by the orange fuckwit is going to be the new 'loyalty pledge/requirement' - Constitution and Legality be damned?

T L Mills's avatar

🤬😡🤬😡🤯💀💀😱😱😱

Hollie Rood's avatar

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

Walt Svirsky's avatar

We are 15 miles outside of Portland and my wife took my car keys away.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Your wife is a smart woman!

Ole Anderson's avatar

Is he going to issue each a half gallon of his special hair oil to give them all that 50’s greaser look that spiffy Pete loves so good!?

T L Mills's avatar

It makes me sick to my stomach just to look at that vile greased and tattooed piece of scum from an over-used portapotty floor.

Jon Notabot's avatar

Whoah.. No. That hair formula is a DEPARTMENT OF WAR schedule Q classification reserved specifically for maintaining the SecDef's qualitative military image.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

He will demand that they all have tattoos symbolizing fascism in the regime.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

swastikas with 'dear leader's' mug centered?

Robin D's avatar

The CRUSADER cross.tattoos like him...and he will mass convert them.to his Christian.Evangelism..

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This, coupled with a Kegstand guide to physical fitness and wellness video Ole!

Hollie Rood's avatar

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

T L Mills's avatar

I just hope they don't emerge having pledged their personal loyalty to Donald Trump.

Maui Wahine's avatar

Thatʻs what Iʻm wondering and if so if there is any push-back.

shee-rah's avatar

They’re going to change the Pledge of Allegiance to “I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump….”

Robin D's avatar

I truly believe he will finally turn the military against us. They will pledge their oath to him and not the Constitution, get mass tattooed (easy to pick out) and converted to GI Joe/Pete's form of Christian evangelicalism, and the "heroes" who won't go along with it will be fired. Why do you think they fired all the JAGS...the military lawyers and installed Tim Parlatore and other Trump lackeys. If they don't obey they will be coutrmartialed. This is something I really want to hear about from Glenn Kirschner. A former JAG himself. My North Star "Because Justice Matters"!

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

I put your first two sentences together and started laughing my head off. Thx. I needed that.

rlritt's avatar

I bet Keggers fires them all and replaces them with MAGA loyalists.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

No, Russian Generals. :)

rlritt's avatar

Maybe you're right. Putin probably ordered Trump to make it happen.

arne link's avatar

I thought they broke up? Isn't the dumpster peeved at Pootie?

Robert Eckert's avatar

He mouths words about being peeved at Putin, but watch what he does, which is nothing.

shee-rah's avatar

Yes, because Putie is not cooperating in ending the war in Ukraine.

Roberto's avatar

Yup. After the mass firing of generals and admirals, Mango Mussolini will have a handpicked cadre of loyal “super generals” to carry out his illegal orders.

Ole Anderson's avatar

That’s the plan. Just like the German army in 1936

All flag level officers were recalled to Berlin where they were told their oath to the Weimar Constitution was void and they would have to pledge loyalty to the Fuhrer.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right...damn, we are so screwed.

Robin D's avatar

Unless they become our underground resistance.

Hollie Rood's avatar

Wouldn’t put it past him👿

rlritt's avatar

Of course. He doesnt know the history. He is taking orders from someone.

arne link's avatar

Good God. The millions that all this stupidity is costing us taxpayers is so extreme.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Well, frump's just ORDERED troops to PORTLAND - and, they're to use 'FULL FORCE IF NECESSARY'. Entirely fucking UNCONSTITUTIONAL to turn them loose on AMERICANS! This fucking drumpfsterfire just gets worse and worse and worse. We ALL know what this is about - the fucking EPSTEIN FILES but the magats will never catch on.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

This, despite the court ruling that sending troops to L.A. was illegal. But to him, it's a matter of asserting his will until he's physically stopped, courts be damned.

Robin D's avatar

This is his test on martial law. If no one resists or makes a peep...coming next to a city near you.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

You're right, Robin, for sure. The only reason Chicago hasn't been overrun is that Pritzker stood up to him.

shee-rah's avatar

Yes! He’s been itching to have troops shoot protesters since his first term.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Total asshat that he is. Have we ever had such a rat bastard in high office in this country before? Someone who made it his mission to hurt people?

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I can go for several days sometimes, reading the news and cursing the orange idiot, and then it will strike me: these things are REALLY happening, in real time, and he's ruining lives by the thousands all. the. time. It's always a shock that brings me up short. I guess not internalizing the full weight of his cruelty, stupidity, and depredations every single minute is a self-defense measure on my part.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

It’s a one hour meeting. I hope the projection system shits the bed and everyone has return flights to catch. Either way we are fucked and have to pay for this 60-minute circle jerk.

Ole Anderson's avatar

They are all flying in on their personal Gulfstream private Jets so no problems with flight schedules. Of course that makes it Ten times more expensive for this goat rope exhibition.

All to prove that Kegstand is in Control!

As if that oiled up greaseball could ever truly lead or command. Not likely.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exhausted from laughter Susan… knowing this country is full of ignoble poltroons, skeeves and wastrels, the majority of them are dazed and confused in their MAGAverse!

Rose Maly, MD, MSPH's avatar

Miss Lindsey and Miss Mike, along with the rest of the Retrumplican cabinet idiots, but perhaps more so, are just cock suckers to Dear Leader, and apparently also offer themselves to be butt fucked as well. Sorry not sorry for the language, but that’s what those complete creeps deserve.

Karen Hall's avatar

I. Am. So. Tired.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

It will be something AS inane as him probably being gay. Big whoop. Nobody will give a flying fuck. BUT, for him - huge, since he's somehow imagined that he's managed to keep it (I so hate to use this phrase) on the 'down low' for all this time. Maybe Linds thinks the uniform gives off he-man vibes so no one could possibly guess? He once had close friends named John McCain and Joseph Biden and SAID SO! He was so effusive, with REAL tears leaking about how Joe Biden was the best man he'd ever known - going on in that vein for some time IN a video. Then he trashed both of his 'good' friends for frump. I can only surmise that he was threatened, blackmailed, ordered to?

Dave Drell's avatar

We’re all exhausted, but we keep on

keeping on! Onto the next batshit idea!

Charlie Frantz's avatar

Lindsey and his fantasy man on the golf course. T hits one off the heel of his club into the woods. Linz does the same. They emerge from the woods 10 minutes later, T disheveled and L wiping his face. Later, overheard in the locker room, the term "rusty trombone."

DonnaCollins-Clerc's avatar

I hope there’s not a targeted hit on the location that Kegsbreath called our entire military brain trust to meet together. 😮‍💨🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Susan Niemann's avatar

Sure would be easy wouldn’t it? WTH are they thinking!?!?

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

what could possibly go wrong ??

Mary Fedoroff's avatar

Off topic, but hey! My city of Portland will officially be invaded by our own troops. News flash: they’ll be bored out of their skulls. We’re not ‘war ravaged’ if anyone cared to check first. Please keep us in your thoughts.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Well, in D.C. the troops wound up helping with trash collection and other municipal duties. I'm sure you all can find something useful for them to do.

It also wouldn't surprise me if troops arrived in Portland, Maine, by mistake.

T L Mills's avatar

Well they sure as hell wouldn't get much of a welcome!!!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I swear I just had the exact same thought and cracked myself up. TOO funny, I could just see planefuls - or more likely trucks? separating at highway exits then having to avoid crashing into each other as they scream: 'NO, wrong Portland' - while most head off North East. That would be fucking hilarious. I want to watch the video of ANYONE 'splaining to orange toddler that there are TWO MAJOR FUCKING PORTLANDS, YOU NUNCE!

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

I wish I had some artistic ability -- this would also be a great cartoon. P.S. The vehicles should be troop carriers in camo.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Hah! exactly - an updated version of the Keystone Kops - but in camouflage...with a cadre of their fake-azz 'immigration agents' who bought their gear from amazon except got the "XL boy' sizes which come SO FAR up on their bodies leaving all their gut-flab hanging out they'd be gut-shot which is what a REAL Kevlar vest is designed to prevent, the fucking numbnuts.

Hollie Rood's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG. Priceless! It is under the order of the malignant sociopathic great ignoramus so anything is possible 😂😂😂😂😂

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Mary, my home in Orygun or the Portland in Maine?

I’d really like to see my city’s leaders speak up about impending ICE invasions. We need strong leadership locally, not just our fine Senators, Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley. If those assholes are coming, we need it broadcast everywhere. Then we all need to hit the streets and give them that big ANTIFA welcome.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Portlandia should put up a massive billboard showing a photo of his rotting hand with the message: "We can pickle this."

arne link's avatar

Project the Epstein love like Jolly Old England did. That was awesome.

shee-rah's avatar

And the Trump baby blimp.

George in Atlanta's avatar

The cast from Portlandia should reassemble and stage street theater for the brave troops. Self-absorbed and self-referential hipsters delivering the irony as only they can.

The redneck NG forced to be there against their will won't know whether to shit or go blind. It would be epic.

Remember the hippie girl in the 60s dropping daisies into the rifle barrels? Put a bird on the barrel!

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland!

BigDaddy52's avatar

Please do not give trump's invaders any pretext to get violent. That is exactly what he wants. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Mary Fedoroff's avatar

My fear is that this will attract civil disrupters to Portland and create a scenario that justifies Trumps move to bring us ‘under control.’

BigDaddy52's avatar

Wish I could tell ya something hopeful or useful....

arne link's avatar

I know. We all know that he is seeking provocation to shoot protesters but only in the legs.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

oh not anymore! That was piddly stuff - a mere 'suggestion' for his first go round. NOW, he's all in on mowing us all down with full-on automatic fire - as long as someone ELSE'S finger is on the trigger because he's a lifelong fucking COWARD. He just LUVS those 'big strong me with tears in their eyes....sir, sir, can I shoot to kill those radical leftists who don't worship you, sir'? 'Of COURSE you can, and I won't lose any supporters'! ugh, ugh, ugh.

Clint Opine's avatar

I still firmly believe that "the left" and "antifa" were supposed to be drawn out into street battles on Jan 6th to give the Tangeranus an excuse to declare martial law. When they didn't show up the plan fizzled. Lesson: Be strategic.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Interesting theory. Another lesson: Know your enemy. What "radical left" there is in the U.S. is minuscule if it exists it all. What do Trump and his handlers think they're targeting when they bellow about the "radical left"? Hard to say, but I suspect it includes people of color, Jews, and uppity women.

BigDaddy52's avatar

ANYONE not magatized.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Especially us 'uppity' women, even more so if she's black. He HATES black women most of all. How dare they be educated, have law degrees, be practicing attorneys, become prosecutors, district attorneys, prosecute HIM, run for office against HIM - the right's 'chosen one'. Ugh.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Not to mention -- Black women are consistently the demographic that consistently votes Democratic in the mid-90%. Won't get fooled *ever*. Even though the Democratic establishment tends to take them for granted.

arne link's avatar

Yep. Maybe trans persons, too.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

They DID try to create that fake-ass scenario anyway. I LOVE 'tangeranus'! Yes, let's ensure the signs are loud and visible BUT be safe above all. Don't antagonize or give them ANY reason, although I'm sure they'll find a way to plant provocateurs to fire pepper spray to start it all off. BE AWARE - FILM EVERYTHING.

shee-rah's avatar

What if he sent in the troops and the streets were devoid of people?

BigDaddy52's avatar

Maybe. His biggest fizzle was pence showing some spine.

Mary Fedoroff's avatar

Portland, Oregon, Walt. I hope our leaders are up to the task.

Leu2500's avatar

What I remember most from Bill Barr’s little green men in Portland during Trump 1.0 is that DoJ tried indicting people & the cases kept getting thrown out of court because the feds didn’t have jurisdiction. (They only had jurisdiction for crimes committed on federal property)

& the DoJ/FBI are even less competent this time

Mary Fedoroff's avatar

Those were the good old days when the courts and the Constitution were a thing. Now they’re just suggestions.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Portland!!!

Don't take the bait!!!!!!!!

Clint Opine's avatar

Once again, I advice everyone to find the live cams all over town if you want to see how "out of control" Portland is. Prepare to be charmed and bored.

Bob Dunn's avatar

https://youtu.be/z0XzuM5OAFQ?si=2_TN2DHFsl_qGixM

New Riders of the Purple Sage : Portland Woman

Robin D's avatar

Thoughts and prayers 🙏🤣

eliza james's avatar

Who wants to tell the orange menace and the christian crisis actors that Amelia Earhart was bi and in an open marriage?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

And her pilot's license was clearly a DEI initiative.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

He should stick with Charles Lindbergh.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Apropos because Lindbergh was a Nazi sympathizer

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Which is exactly why I made that comment. <g>

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yer a smart one

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

His little Earhart screed came right out of the World Book Encyclopedia. He has NO idea who she was.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He thought Frederick Douglass is a contemporary

Susan Niemann's avatar

Perfect. 😂😂😂

arne link's avatar

Is that true? Interesting...

Hannah's avatar

No. It's not. George was a shit who promoted her to her detriment. He forced her fatal flight. She was a cousin.

Marian Vitale's avatar

Someone referred to TFG's UN speech as "The Pettysburg Address", and I've never been more disappointed in myself for not thinking of it first.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I assume the prize offer to the intrepid WH reporter that asks the question is still open? Lorne Michaels never got the Beatles to accept his offer of $800. They just left that money on the table.

Also, worth noting that Nancy Reagan always cleared important events with her astrologer.

And somehow that’s ten zillion times less unsmart than the activities of every single one of the fuckwits steering us into oncoming traffic.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh, I forgot about the astrologer. I'm going to edit that into my post, thanks

DJ Headthrob's avatar

RE: Astrologer Clearance. So did Yoko Ono.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Right. It’s amazing that anyone takes any of that nonsense seriously. I’d sooner trust the results of a “cootie catcher” worked by a third grader.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"Science." It's "science," damnit!

Leu2500's avatar

To be fair, if someone tried to kill your husband (melanoma doesn’t count) you might grasp for anything that gave you an illusion of safety/control.

shee-rah's avatar

I remember cootie catchers. I don’t remember though how the paper was folded to make one.

Clint Opine's avatar

At least there was a chance that the astrologer gave a shit about her country.

Kay-El's avatar

1. I watch JewTube every day. How else will I know when to report for duty?

2. Please support your local Pregnant Moms Snorting Tylenol

3. This week’s Stupid is chock full o’ nuts.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

So is my athletic supporter. Wish we could say the shame of every Republican in the House.

Mary Hall's avatar

Remember kids, every accusation is a confession with this band of jackals.

MountainBoyMike's avatar

I know I am supposed to be above commenting on someone's appearance, but fuck that!!...nancy mace is one ugly fuckin broad!!!!...there, I said it...and I meant it!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right. She's almost a caricature of herself. 🙄

arne link's avatar

She has awesome teeth. Pretty scary.

Michael Johnson's avatar

First time seeing "Chainsaw McWhalehead" - brilliant, but nothing tops "Nosferatu McGoebbels!" Best nicknames, ever.

Cheri Collins's avatar

I am still continually giggling over “Nippy McBreasticles.”

rlritt's avatar

My very conservative grandmother, born and bred in Nebraska, would have called Nancy Mace "trash" for using those words to describe people. It was because it was impolite, not politically incorrect.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

She looks like bulimia whacked her.

Megan Rothery's avatar

Reach out to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.

Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️‍🩹🤍💙

Alison Parker's avatar

BRB making a video platform just for my fellow Members of the Tribe called JewTube.

Jon Notabot's avatar

Uh oh - looks like my position as Commandant of the Radical Left Democrats for the Transgendering of America is on the chopping block. Gonna have to fast track all the transgenderies before Trump shutters HQ along with our sprawling network of transnational transgender tranformitoriums.

arne link's avatar

You'll have to take it underground. It would be really funny if everyone cross dressed for the protests.

Jon Notabot's avatar

We already have a robust underground network called trantifa, so we're ready.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Is that a deliberate Rocky Horror reference? Props, if so, Jon!

George in Atlanta's avatar

Nooooo! Don't do eet!! You can't take my weiner!

Will's avatar

Jeff, you have endless material. And it's accelerating.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

What, no mention of Pissdrunk Pete and his Come to Jesus circle-jerk with out top military brass? I can only think of what Wilfred Brambel told the assembled Fabs in 'A Hard Day's night,' "It's my considered opinion that yer all a bunch of sissies." Topic of aforementioned circle-jerk: Warrior Ethos. Petey, you ain't a warrior and you have no ethos. "Jew-Tube?!?" That the best you can do? Have a Tylenol and a smile.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Great shout-out for A Hard Day’s Night and Granddad McCartney! Wilfrid Brambell was brilliant in that role. “He’s a mixer, that one” 😄