I really hate these people. And I double hate them for making me have such hate in my heart. And I triple hate them for having to be exposed to their hate and stupidity on a daily basis.
I'm learning to love hating them, and telling them at every opportunity, and using words I know I shouldn't because they expect me to be "elite" (!?!?!). Here's what makes me feel better. Ready?
LEIGH! Now 'tis YOU who just made me spit out my hot tea, LOLOL. Just finished mopping up - I've learned to keep wipes right here by my computer. I've seriously never used THAT particular word across my entire mmpmph years. BUT, fully support your use of it right here and right now since your perfect (chef's kiss) usage also nearly made me pee with laughter. Brava! I'm sure I'll get there anon. I DESPISE him and those around him with a well of loathing whose depths are as yet unplumbed.
My feeling is that hating them takes more effort than they are worth. At the same time, however, it takes an awful lot of energy to resist hating them…
The Show Me Your Genitals Meme is among my all time favorites. 😂😂
Eventually, we'll find out what they have on Miss Lindsey...its gotta be good.
Is anyone else exhausted from all this stupid? JFC. I hope we're all still here after Kegsbreath holds his unnecessary meeting Tuesday. Hang on, people.
We sort of already know about her as best as we all can - likely she died. But then to Trump "groceries" was a new ancient word (for him) so maybe learning about Earhart was some sort of amazing new knowledge.
He is bottomless stupid, empty, vapid, deranged, evil. He IS the embodiment of everything that is or can be evil in a human.
All flag staff will emerge from Pete's mandatory play date with chiseled jawlines, spiffy haircuts and fabulous new uniforms. Little miss Lindsey is going to faint.
Kegbreath is purportedly going to deliver an Adolf speech about instilling a "Warrior Culture" in the military. Maybe he'll mandate a minimum number of kills to qualify for retention or promotion, or drunken bangs per buck. Shitler is ordering troops into Portland with orders to blow away all protesters. So this is the next chapter.
He might as well introduce a new decoration for being accused of sexual assault and skating by paying off the accuser. That's how much of a piece of shit he is. Fucking scary that he leads the Pentagon.
Dubious, the gathering of 800 Generals and Flag staff is anything more than a loyalty and power showing for the drug addled, demented, and completely deranged derp in the Oval! Sharon
Perhaps swearing that they WILL 'shoot to kill' any dastardly 'radical leftists' as determined by the orange fuckwit is going to be the new 'loyalty pledge/requirement' - Constitution and Legality be damned?
Whoah.. No. That hair formula is a DEPARTMENT OF WAR schedule Q classification reserved specifically for maintaining the SecDef's qualitative military image.
Yup. After the mass firing of generals and admirals, Mango Mussolini will have a handpicked cadre of loyal “super generals” to carry out his illegal orders.
That’s the plan. Just like the German army in 1936
All flag level officers were recalled to Berlin where they were told their oath to the Weimar Constitution was void and they would have to pledge loyalty to the Fuhrer.
Exhausted from laughter Susan… knowing this country is full of ignoble poltroons, skeeves and wastrels, the majority of them are dazed and confused in their MAGAverse!
Well, frump's just ORDERED troops to PORTLAND - and, they're to use 'FULL FORCE IF NECESSARY'. Entirely fucking UNCONSTITUTIONAL to turn them loose on AMERICANS! This fucking drumpfsterfire just gets worse and worse and worse. We ALL know what this is about - the fucking EPSTEIN FILES but the magats will never catch on.
It’s a one hour meeting. I hope the projection system shits the bed and everyone has return flights to catch. Either way we are fucked and have to pay for this 60-minute circle jerk.
Off topic, but hey! My city of Portland will officially be invaded by our own troops. News flash: they’ll be bored out of their skulls. We’re not ‘war ravaged’ if anyone cared to check first. Please keep us in your thoughts.
I swear I just had the exact same thought and cracked myself up. TOO funny, I could just see planefuls - or more likely trucks? separating at highway exits then having to avoid crashing into each other as they scream: 'NO, wrong Portland' - while most head off North East. That would be fucking hilarious. I want to watch the video of ANYONE 'splaining to orange toddler that there are TWO MAJOR FUCKING PORTLANDS, YOU NUNCE!
I’d really like to see my city’s leaders speak up about impending ICE invasions. We need strong leadership locally, not just our fine Senators, Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley. If those assholes are coming, we need it broadcast everywhere. Then we all need to hit the streets and give them that big ANTIFA welcome.
oh not anymore! That was piddly stuff - a mere 'suggestion' for his first go round. NOW, he's all in on mowing us all down with full-on automatic fire - as long as someone ELSE'S finger is on the trigger because he's a lifelong fucking COWARD. He just LUVS those 'big strong me with tears in their eyes....sir, sir, can I shoot to kill those radical leftists who don't worship you, sir'? 'Of COURSE you can, and I won't lose any supporters'! ugh, ugh, ugh.
I still firmly believe that "the left" and "antifa" were supposed to be drawn out into street battles on Jan 6th to give the Tangeranus an excuse to declare martial law. When they didn't show up the plan fizzled. Lesson: Be strategic.
Interesting theory. Another lesson: Know your enemy. What "radical left" there is in the U.S. is minuscule if it exists it all. What do Trump and his handlers think they're targeting when they bellow about the "radical left"? Hard to say, but I suspect it includes people of color, Jews, and uppity women.
Especially us 'uppity' women, even more so if she's black. He HATES black women most of all. How dare they be educated, have law degrees, be practicing attorneys, become prosecutors, district attorneys, prosecute HIM, run for office against HIM - the right's 'chosen one'. Ugh.
They DID try to create that fake-ass scenario anyway. I LOVE 'tangeranus'! Yes, let's ensure the signs are loud and visible BUT be safe above all. Don't antagonize or give them ANY reason, although I'm sure they'll find a way to plant provocateurs to fire pepper spray to start it all off. BE AWARE - FILM EVERYTHING.
What I remember most from Bill Barr’s little green men in Portland during Trump 1.0 is that DoJ tried indicting people & the cases kept getting thrown out of court because the feds didn’t have jurisdiction. (They only had jurisdiction for crimes committed on federal property)
Once again, I advice everyone to find the live cams all over town if you want to see how "out of control" Portland is. Prepare to be charmed and bored.
I assume the prize offer to the intrepid WH reporter that asks the question is still open? Lorne Michaels never got the Beatles to accept his offer of $800. They just left that money on the table.
Also, worth noting that Nancy Reagan always cleared important events with her astrologer.
And somehow that’s ten zillion times less unsmart than the activities of every single one of the fuckwits steering us into oncoming traffic.
I know I am supposed to be above commenting on someone's appearance, but fuck that!!...nancy mace is one ugly fuckin broad!!!!...there, I said it...and I meant it!!
Reach out to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.
Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️🩹🤍💙
My very conservative grandmother, born and bred in Nebraska, would have called Nancy Mace "trash" for using those words to describe people. It was because it was impolite, not politically incorrect.
So fucking brave, ain’t she? Take that shit down the road, Ms Toxic, and see how long you stay brave with your willfully ignorant vocabulary.
The desperation of these MAGATS becomes more evident with each passing day. Only someone living a life devoid of logic, love and empathy could so fervently exhibit their stupidity for all to see. Nancy Mace and Krusty Gnome must be her heroes.
What, no mention of Pissdrunk Pete and his Come to Jesus circle-jerk with out top military brass? I can only think of what Wilfred Brambel told the assembled Fabs in 'A Hard Day's night,' "It's my considered opinion that yer all a bunch of sissies." Topic of aforementioned circle-jerk: Warrior Ethos. Petey, you ain't a warrior and you have no ethos. "Jew-Tube?!?" That the best you can do? Have a Tylenol and a smile.
I really hate these people. And I double hate them for making me have such hate in my heart. And I triple hate them for having to be exposed to their hate and stupidity on a daily basis.
I'm learning to love hating them, and telling them at every opportunity, and using words I know I shouldn't because they expect me to be "elite" (!?!?!). Here's what makes me feel better. Ready?
They're all cunts.
Haven't you heard? They can't be cunts because they lack depth and warmth.
OMG - the (great) hits just keep coming! Too fucking funny.
This sounds fair
LEIGH! Now 'tis YOU who just made me spit out my hot tea, LOLOL. Just finished mopping up - I've learned to keep wipes right here by my computer. I've seriously never used THAT particular word across my entire mmpmph years. BUT, fully support your use of it right here and right now since your perfect (chef's kiss) usage also nearly made me pee with laughter. Brava! I'm sure I'll get there anon. I DESPISE him and those around him with a well of loathing whose depths are as yet unplumbed.
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The Bay Area rules!
Good morning Walt! I'm about to go back to bed, but the cats wanted breakfast...
I didn't realize that I have actually never experienced true hate in my life -- until the Trump presidency.
My feeling is that hating them takes more effort than they are worth. At the same time, however, it takes an awful lot of energy to resist hating them…
My sentiments exactly!!! Thank you!
The Show Me Your Genitals Meme is among my all time favorites. 😂😂
Eventually, we'll find out what they have on Miss Lindsey...its gotta be good.
Is anyone else exhausted from all this stupid? JFC. I hope we're all still here after Kegsbreath holds his unnecessary meeting Tuesday. Hang on, people.
Just when you think they have run out of nonsense to investigate instead of releasing the EPSTEIN FILES, Shitler comes up with…
Amelia Earhart? 😂😂😂
Insanity. The depravity of these people is off the charts. 🤦♀️
Next it will be the Lindbergh baby. 🙄
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We sort of already know about her as best as we all can - likely she died. But then to Trump "groceries" was a new ancient word (for him) so maybe learning about Earhart was some sort of amazing new knowledge.
He is bottomless stupid, empty, vapid, deranged, evil. He IS the embodiment of everything that is or can be evil in a human.
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I’ve been on the edge of my seat all my life, waiting for the release of the Earhurt files Walt, you?
Don’t know about Walt but I swear never ever did I think it would happen in my lifetime. God bless DJT.
😂
Well he is at least in the "E's".
Hilary Swank as “Amelia” must have been playing on his air force one to Long Island 😏
It really didn't look like something he wrote. Also, I doubt he knows who she is. She wasn't that "hot".
ALL she had to do was be 'woman over the age of 14' and he lost interest.
I’m so curious 😂
I’ve been waiting 69 years for the Amelia Earhart files. Thank goodness we have the Orange Bloviating Behemoth on the trail 🤣😂
All flag staff will emerge from Pete's mandatory play date with chiseled jawlines, spiffy haircuts and fabulous new uniforms. Little miss Lindsey is going to faint.
Kegbreath is purportedly going to deliver an Adolf speech about instilling a "Warrior Culture" in the military. Maybe he'll mandate a minimum number of kills to qualify for retention or promotion, or drunken bangs per buck. Shitler is ordering troops into Portland with orders to blow away all protesters. So this is the next chapter.
Yikes. The coming release of the Epstein/ Trump adventures sure has twisted Donald's diaper.
He might as well introduce a new decoration for being accused of sexual assault and skating by paying off the accuser. That's how much of a piece of shit he is. Fucking scary that he leads the Pentagon.
Fucking scary that he leads the Pentagon is putting it mildly like a child’s bedtime story 🥴😵💫
Dubious, the gathering of 800 Generals and Flag staff is anything more than a loyalty and power showing for the drug addled, demented, and completely deranged derp in the Oval! Sharon
Maybe this is Kegs' way of making up for the failed Trump Army Birthday parade?
Perhaps swearing that they WILL 'shoot to kill' any dastardly 'radical leftists' as determined by the orange fuckwit is going to be the new 'loyalty pledge/requirement' - Constitution and Legality be damned?
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I just hope they don't emerge having pledged their personal loyalty to Donald Trump.
Thatʻs what Iʻm wondering and if so if there is any push-back.
Is he going to issue each a half gallon of his special hair oil to give them all that 50’s greaser look that spiffy Pete loves so good!?
It makes me sick to my stomach just to look at that vile greased and tattooed piece of scum from an over-used portapotty floor.
He will demand that they all have tattoos symbolizing fascism in the regime.
swastikas with 'dear leader's' mug centered?
Whoah.. No. That hair formula is a DEPARTMENT OF WAR schedule Q classification reserved specifically for maintaining the SecDef's qualitative military image.
This, coupled with a Kegstand guide to physical fitness and wellness video Ole!
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😂😂😂
I put your first two sentences together and started laughing my head off. Thx. I needed that.
I bet Keggers fires them all and replaces them with MAGA loyalists.
No, Russian Generals. :)
Maybe you're right. Putin probably ordered Trump to make it happen.
I thought they broke up? Isn't the dumpster peeved at Pootie?
Yup. After the mass firing of generals and admirals, Mango Mussolini will have a handpicked cadre of loyal “super generals” to carry out his illegal orders.
That’s the plan. Just like the German army in 1936
All flag level officers were recalled to Berlin where they were told their oath to the Weimar Constitution was void and they would have to pledge loyalty to the Fuhrer.
Right...damn, we are so screwed.
Wouldn’t put it past him👿
Exhausted from laughter Susan… knowing this country is full of ignoble poltroons, skeeves and wastrels, the majority of them are dazed and confused in their MAGAverse!
Good God. The millions that all this stupidity is costing us taxpayers is so extreme.
🤦♀️🙋
Well, frump's just ORDERED troops to PORTLAND - and, they're to use 'FULL FORCE IF NECESSARY'. Entirely fucking UNCONSTITUTIONAL to turn them loose on AMERICANS! This fucking drumpfsterfire just gets worse and worse and worse. We ALL know what this is about - the fucking EPSTEIN FILES but the magats will never catch on.
It’s a one hour meeting. I hope the projection system shits the bed and everyone has return flights to catch. Either way we are fucked and have to pay for this 60-minute circle jerk.
Off topic, but hey! My city of Portland will officially be invaded by our own troops. News flash: they’ll be bored out of their skulls. We’re not ‘war ravaged’ if anyone cared to check first. Please keep us in your thoughts.
Well, in D.C. the troops wound up helping with trash collection and other municipal duties. I'm sure you all can find something useful for them to do.
It also wouldn't surprise me if troops arrived in Portland, Maine, by mistake.
Well they sure as hell wouldn't get much of a welcome!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG. Priceless! It is under the order of the malignant sociopathic great ignoramus so anything is possible 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear I just had the exact same thought and cracked myself up. TOO funny, I could just see planefuls - or more likely trucks? separating at highway exits then having to avoid crashing into each other as they scream: 'NO, wrong Portland' - while most head off North East. That would be fucking hilarious. I want to watch the video of ANYONE 'splaining to orange toddler that there are TWO MAJOR FUCKING PORTLANDS, YOU NUNCE!
Good one!
Mary, my home in Orygun or the Portland in Maine?
I’d really like to see my city’s leaders speak up about impending ICE invasions. We need strong leadership locally, not just our fine Senators, Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley. If those assholes are coming, we need it broadcast everywhere. Then we all need to hit the streets and give them that big ANTIFA welcome.
Portlandia should put up a massive billboard showing a photo of his rotting hand with the message: "We can pickle this."
Put a bird on it!
good reference!
A vulture?
Project the Epstein love like Jolly Old England did. That was awesome.
Please do not give trump's invaders any pretext to get violent. That is exactly what he wants. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
My fear is that this will attract civil disrupters to Portland and create a scenario that justifies Trumps move to bring us ‘under control.’
Wish I could tell ya something hopeful or useful....
I know. We all know that he is seeking provocation to shoot protesters but only in the legs.
oh not anymore! That was piddly stuff - a mere 'suggestion' for his first go round. NOW, he's all in on mowing us all down with full-on automatic fire - as long as someone ELSE'S finger is on the trigger because he's a lifelong fucking COWARD. He just LUVS those 'big strong me with tears in their eyes....sir, sir, can I shoot to kill those radical leftists who don't worship you, sir'? 'Of COURSE you can, and I won't lose any supporters'! ugh, ugh, ugh.
I still firmly believe that "the left" and "antifa" were supposed to be drawn out into street battles on Jan 6th to give the Tangeranus an excuse to declare martial law. When they didn't show up the plan fizzled. Lesson: Be strategic.
Interesting theory. Another lesson: Know your enemy. What "radical left" there is in the U.S. is minuscule if it exists it all. What do Trump and his handlers think they're targeting when they bellow about the "radical left"? Hard to say, but I suspect it includes people of color, Jews, and uppity women.
ANYONE not magatized.
Yep. Maybe trans persons, too.
Especially us 'uppity' women, even more so if she's black. He HATES black women most of all. How dare they be educated, have law degrees, be practicing attorneys, become prosecutors, district attorneys, prosecute HIM, run for office against HIM - the right's 'chosen one'. Ugh.
They DID try to create that fake-ass scenario anyway. I LOVE 'tangeranus'! Yes, let's ensure the signs are loud and visible BUT be safe above all. Don't antagonize or give them ANY reason, although I'm sure they'll find a way to plant provocateurs to fire pepper spray to start it all off. BE AWARE - FILM EVERYTHING.
Maybe. His biggest fizzle was pence showing some spine.
Portland, Oregon, Walt. I hope our leaders are up to the task.
Portland!!!
Don't take the bait!!!!!!!!
What I remember most from Bill Barr’s little green men in Portland during Trump 1.0 is that DoJ tried indicting people & the cases kept getting thrown out of court because the feds didn’t have jurisdiction. (They only had jurisdiction for crimes committed on federal property)
& the DoJ/FBI are even less competent this time
Those were the good old days when the courts and the Constitution were a thing. Now they’re just suggestions.
Once again, I advice everyone to find the live cams all over town if you want to see how "out of control" Portland is. Prepare to be charmed and bored.
https://youtu.be/z0XzuM5OAFQ?si=2_TN2DHFsl_qGixM
New Riders of the Purple Sage : Portland Woman
Thoughts and prayers 🙏🤣
Who wants to tell the orange menace and the christian crisis actors that Amelia Earhart was bi and in an open marriage?
And her pilot's license was clearly a DEI initiative.
He should stick with Charles Lindbergh.
Apropos because Lindbergh was a Nazi sympathizer
Which is exactly why I made that comment. <g>
Yer a smart one
His little Earhart screed came right out of the World Book Encyclopedia. He has NO idea who she was.
He thought Frederick Douglass is a contemporary
Perfect. 😂😂😂
Is that true? Interesting...
I assume the prize offer to the intrepid WH reporter that asks the question is still open? Lorne Michaels never got the Beatles to accept his offer of $800. They just left that money on the table.
Also, worth noting that Nancy Reagan always cleared important events with her astrologer.
And somehow that’s ten zillion times less unsmart than the activities of every single one of the fuckwits steering us into oncoming traffic.
oh, I forgot about the astrologer. I'm going to edit that into my post, thanks
RE: Astrologer Clearance. So did Yoko Ono.
Right. It’s amazing that anyone takes any of that nonsense seriously. I’d sooner trust the results of a “cootie catcher” worked by a third grader.
"Science." It's "science," damnit!
To be fair, if someone tried to kill your husband (melanoma doesn’t count) you might grasp for anything that gave you an illusion of safety/control.
At least there was a chance that the astrologer gave a shit about her country.
Someone referred to TFG's UN speech as "The Pettysburg Address", and I've never been more disappointed in myself for not thinking of it first.
Awesome!
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3. This week’s Stupid is chock full o’ nuts.
So is my athletic supporter. Wish we could say the shame of every Republican in the House.
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Remember kids, every accusation is a confession with this band of jackals.
I know I am supposed to be above commenting on someone's appearance, but fuck that!!...nancy mace is one ugly fuckin broad!!!!...there, I said it...and I meant it!!
Right. She's almost a caricature of herself. 🙄
Ugly is as ugly does!
Say it more often!
She has awesome teeth. Pretty scary.
First time seeing "Chainsaw McWhalehead" - brilliant, but nothing tops "Nosferatu McGoebbels!" Best nicknames, ever.
I am still continually giggling over “Nippy McBreasticles.”
BRB making a video platform just for my fellow Members of the Tribe called JewTube.
Reach out to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.
Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️🩹🤍💙
My very conservative grandmother, born and bred in Nebraska, would have called Nancy Mace "trash" for using those words to describe people. It was because it was impolite, not politically incorrect.
Jeff, you have endless material. And it's accelerating.
So fucking brave, ain’t she? Take that shit down the road, Ms Toxic, and see how long you stay brave with your willfully ignorant vocabulary.
The desperation of these MAGATS becomes more evident with each passing day. Only someone living a life devoid of logic, love and empathy could so fervently exhibit their stupidity for all to see. Nancy Mace and Krusty Gnome must be her heroes.
I never heard of Isabella...clearly she's a spoiled rotten brat.
What, no mention of Pissdrunk Pete and his Come to Jesus circle-jerk with out top military brass? I can only think of what Wilfred Brambel told the assembled Fabs in 'A Hard Day's night,' "It's my considered opinion that yer all a bunch of sissies." Topic of aforementioned circle-jerk: Warrior Ethos. Petey, you ain't a warrior and you have no ethos. "Jew-Tube?!?" That the best you can do? Have a Tylenol and a smile.
Great shout-out for A Hard Day’s Night and Granddad McCartney! Wilfrid Brambell was brilliant in that role. “He’s a mixer, that one” 😄