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This is the column that forced me to upgrade to a "paid" subscription. I've been lurking, reading your morning posts in my email, enjoying every single one. I got to the point where I would skip other things just to get to my inbox first so I could read your take on "this day in stupid". But this morning's column was so funny that I just had to open my wallet so I could post a comment here.

Dude, you're my replacement to Jon Stewart's days hosting The Daily Show. Not only do you give accurate summations to the news, you're funny AF.

Thanks. I appreciate you.

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1. I think Trump was trying to say Groomers, but fucked that up too

2. Love that woman behind Navarro. I’d follow her if I was still on Twit.

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That woman behind Navarro made my day.

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“bro, you’re already facing charges, go ahead and commit another crime. I’ve been here the whole time. have some situational awareness.”

😂

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Dude, that Anarchy Princess pranking Navarro needs a cabinet level position. Or maybe she could just flood the gene pool. I don't know. We need her cloned times a million.

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The woman behind Navarro didn't miss a beat. "You're already facing charges." Confidence!

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South Carolina may have two gay senators, not that there’s anything wrong with it (Seinfeld).

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Roomer! 🤣. And is it me, or does every defendant get dumber the farther we get into this? Navarro had his ass handed to him by that marvelous woman! Love all you fine people... especially you, Jeff!

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Forrest Gump 2024; 'cause he's smarter than every Republican running.

And that's all I have to say about that.

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No hope for no stupid. But thanks - my eyes had been burning from dicing onions but reading this cleared them right up. 🔥

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You forgot about the Jan 6 traitor who was sentenced this week to 10 yrs, acted all sorry and contrite, and then when the judge left the room shouted “tdfg” won. What a 🐔💩. And what moronic judge is cutting the sentences in half for these traitors??!?

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I don't get why vivek comparing the existence of white-supremacists to that of unicorns hasn't created the shitstorm it deserves. Is the bar for him already set that low?

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Well-I have to say...you will never be at a loss for “This Week in Stupid!!!” 🥳

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I think my stupid meter is busted. The needle has been pegged on 10 for about six years. Do they make any that go above 10.....like may be up to 500 or so?

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News From Stupid Fascist Tennessee. Republican Speaker not only silenced a Democratic representative, but went on to elbow another Democratic representative afterwards.

“Tennessee Representative Justin Pearson (D-Memphis) has consulted his attorney and is contemplating moving forward with assault charges against House Speaker Cameron Sexton (R-Crossville) after an altercation Tuesday when the Tennessee special legislative session adjourned.”

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Here's the one that floored me this week.

"Bill Krueger, 79, head of Wisconsin Door County’s Right to Life chapter, thinks that in an ideal world, there would be no exceptions to an abortion ban.

If a woman dies?

“That’s God’s plan,” he said."

That's one lousy God you got there, Bill.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/interactive/2023/wisconsin-abortion-rights/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most&itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f001

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