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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Trump says he would ‘love’ to see unified Ireland and ‘it may as well happen now’ as he visits Dublin "

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/sep/12/donald-trump-ireland-golf-catherine-connolly-us-politics-latest-news-updates?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

the fucking idiot has no idea that he's wandered into a minefield. unification is a subject upon which the people of Ireland and the entire UK have OPINIONS.

"The Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, said: 'President Trump is shooting from the hip as usual, just like he did with Greenland and Canada becoming the 51st state. This sort of loose talk about the future of democratic countries is deeply unhelpful and creates unnecessary tension.'"

Leu2500's avatar

"shooting from the hip" is polite. "out of his ass" is more accurate. In more ways than one.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Since he's afflicted with trumporrhea, he graciously shared it with the masses via RFK Jr, DOGE, and cyclosporiasis

Stephen Brady's avatar

Donold tRump - International Man of Idiocy!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

all you people who wanted to know why I didn't write about Hasan Piker's speedo on Thursday: you're welcome

HI2thDoc's avatar

It's clear that the MAGAts suffer from leftist dingus envy

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"The wanting of the wang." -- Laslo Cravensworth (WWDITS)

Susan Niemann's avatar

No words need to said. The photo says it all! 😂😂

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

What's a Hasan Piker?

KBM's avatar

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Joyce's avatar

I'm just going to say that MAGA seems unusually interested in Hasan's Piker.

Claudia Classon's avatar

Okay, I had to look this one up and I got educated. I did not know what an underwear/thirst-trap photo was. Now I know. I still don’t know who Hasan Piker is.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jeff, it's massively clear that your talent as a writer is massive

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

big strong teary-eyed words, like few thought possible, leap off the page and go "sir! sir! how do you use us like that? sir!"

HI2thDoc's avatar

"And sir, sir, thank you for using us words in proper syntactical and grammatical ways, unlike, well, . . ."

Tess's avatar

Great summary of the stupid shit we have to listen/read to every day! Claudia looks amazing! Peace and love everyone! Ireland is doing a nice job insulting our “prez!”

Mingo's avatar

Where's that pulmonary embolism when we need it? I can't believe the size of his cankles. Biggest case of pitting edema. Like no one has ever seen before.

RZolu's avatar

Although I’m actually glad he didn’t die yesterday and sully that day of national mourning. He can die any time now…

Susan Niemann's avatar

"Obama ran this place from the basement." Too many pushups for this idiot! 😂

I dont understand how these dumbasses get a Charlie Kirk reference...neck injury? WHAT? Although "necksecuted" is hilarious!

That check Melania gets must be a big one...she is NOT happy! HA!

Claudia pics... looking good in pink! ❤️❤️

Have a good weekend if thats possible, everyone!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jason Selvig shoulda flummoxed her by telling her they don't have basements in Kenya

Koko in AZ's avatar

I read that Grindr crashed in Dallas after that speedo photo of Piker was displayed on the jumbotron.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

unfortunately there's no way to confirm that, at least not that I'm aware of

HI2thDoc's avatar

His disgraceful self aggrandizing prevarication and routine napping during the 9/11 Memorial at the Pentagon is standard for him.

The chances fer sure are fat, not slim

That he can make any event about him

Even at a solemn memorial

He makes it a narcissist tutorial

Showing he's ignorant, mendacious, and dim

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Neckflix. Truly Sir, you are an inspiration!

HI2thDoc's avatar

"Neckflix and Shill" for right wing outrage chuds like that Chamberlain douche to repeatedly "cancel" Netflix for clicks

Terry45's avatar

"while the fucking idiot was narcoleptically crop-dusting the Pentagon with the piquant aroma of ass-music. it’s like the Pentagon got bombed all over again."

Priceless Tiedrich.

Mark Slattery's avatar

Why does the media keep calling trumps physical and mental meltdown "alarming"?. I consider it "joyful", "hopeful" and "amusing".

Peggy Hendrickson's avatar

We watch The Gentleman, but have never heard a reference to Charlie Kirk. Or necks, for that matter. He is definitely NOT a part of the plot. Can you explain the connection? I don’t even know what the neck thing was. I had never heard of Charlie Kirk until he was put down.

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

MAGA just needed something to whine about and this was, in their minds, the closest thing. In normal minds, there is no correlation.

HH Mohr's avatar

Thanks, Jeff! I like how you get Jesus on the phone to straighten things out.

Happy and healthy new year to all Jewish friends! I'm non-denominational but my Jewish BFF always included me in her family celebrations and called me her favorite "meshugena shiksa" (crazy non-Jewish woman.)

BigDaddy52's avatar

Yeah. I think I'm getting confused in my own head here, too.

If you don't mind, I am saving the Stupid Meter and labeling it FULL MAGA, for future use. Maybe on a t-shirt.

David M Marko's avatar

It's just breathtaking how this maladministration ups the ante in This Week In Stupid. Every goddamn week!

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

We all know when Schmucko gets pushback on his lies, he manufactures evidence to support them (presser after Romney said he had failed businesses, empty folders and binders supposedly of his taxes, Sharpies and hurricanes). Let's see what he does.