According to conservatives, we've been "coming for them" every day for like thirty years now. I guess since their spouses no longer come for them, someone has to pick up the slack.
So much "funny" here! Dark, stupid times call for Jeff Tiedrich. You're better than Xanax... "Fragile McExplodingcar" "Cokey McSniffles" I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥☠️
it'd be a snap to do, and any failed or aspiring writer could do it in 15 minutes but alas i am sleep deprived and rather spend the time watching Tolkien documentaries on tubi. besides, i am not on elon's 40 million dollar thing anymore.
Plus this goes against the principles of today's twisted GOP. The party of dumb shit advocacy which includes banning books prefers to keep them stupid, mindless and under their media-driven spell.
OMG, Jeff. Your descriptions of insane bullshit are genius! I don’t know if they just come to you in a flash or you are working on them throughout the day. Either way, no one can tell it like it is and coin the most accurate ironic phrase like you do. Thanks again for bringing it!
lol a joke i know but what the heck, inborn as in carl jung's theory that some aspects of the human psyche are inborn. some magats just might be born to be stupid.
I’ve never heard of Greg Gutfeld until he said this: “ elections don’t work” and “society is in peril and chaos because our elections don’t matter”.
That is directly from the Authoritarian Playbook. I believe that Gutfeld, Fox Propaganda, Trump and the GOP are all in on the secret Red Caesar Plan to change the U.S. into a dictatorship.
It is so confusing. Are we coming for their guns? Are we coming to ‘reprogram’ them?
And really Jeff. You can’t think twice about Elon’s 50 cal. video. He wants to give the banks something to think about when they ask for their $44 billion in loans back on the business the self-proclaimed “genius” has turned into a smoldering ruin.
@MalcolmNance IDIOTS WITH GUNS: This is a BARRETT M82 (M107) .50 cal BMG Anti- material sniper rifle. It is meant to be a long distance precision weapon. This one has 1) No scope to properly aim it 2) A wasted stabilizing bipod and rear monopod 3) AN EYE PRO-LESS MORON DRIVING IT LIKE AN AIR GUITAR
IS NOT ITS INTENDED PURPOSE. @elonmusk is shooting literally at NOTHING bc you can hit NOTHING with
According to conservatives, we've been "coming for them" every day for like thirty years now. I guess since their spouses no longer come for them, someone has to pick up the slack.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
HAHAH! 👏👏👏👏👏
lol, good one.
Perfect comment!
Oh man I hope that's not like a perfect phone call! I don't want to find out what dag is the hard way!
Eeeeewww.....to be the spouse of such flesh-eating bacteria -- a.k.a. the RWNJ’s of the Repug Party.... 🤮🤮🤮
LOL!!
So much "funny" here! Dark, stupid times call for Jeff Tiedrich. You're better than Xanax... "Fragile McExplodingcar" "Cokey McSniffles" I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥☠️
Thank you for assembling the stupid for us.
YES.. and the Jewish lawyer/footprints thing also had me in stitches 🤣 🤣 🤣
Well done!
Jeff does possess a supreme gift in the “turn of phrase” department. 💜👍🏼
somebody needs to write a parody of the footprints in the sand and post it where the trumpjobs can see it...
Mind blown! Hey, that’s an idea 💡.
it'd be a snap to do, and any failed or aspiring writer could do it in 15 minutes but alas i am sleep deprived and rather spend the time watching Tolkien documentaries on tubi. besides, i am not on elon's 40 million dollar thing anymore.
Elongated Muskrat, ‘nuff said
Power mad McHenry, ‘nuff said
No Gutfield, much glory, ‘nuff said
Coke-a cola Jr Trumpeting nonsense, ‘nuff said
Where can I sign up to teach at the re-education camps?
Can someone tell me when this episode of the Twilight Zone will be over? I've had enough of it.
Jeff, you outdid yourself this week. LOL, especially at Jesus as unpaid atty. thank you for the sanity-saving laughs.
re education camps would never work on those A Idiots because of the, you know, education complication thereto...
Besides, you can't RE-educate people who were never educated the first time around.
Plus this goes against the principles of today's twisted GOP. The party of dumb shit advocacy which includes banning books prefers to keep them stupid, mindless and under their media-driven spell.
Bingo!!
100%
A very good point
OMG, Jeff. Your descriptions of insane bullshit are genius! I don’t know if they just come to you in a flash or you are working on them throughout the day. Either way, no one can tell it like it is and coin the most accurate ironic phrase like you do. Thanks again for bringing it!
I’m not saying he doesn’t work, but when you’re that good with words, I feel like you have an inborn talent.
Are you calling Jeff an inbred? 😜
lol a joke i know but what the heck, inborn as in carl jung's theory that some aspects of the human psyche are inborn. some magats just might be born to be stupid.
My god my dear Watson, you may have hit the motherload.
All I do lately is shake my head. So tiring.
as well as whiplash-inducing
Excuse me while I go take some extra strength Excedrin. I'm going to need a new forehead at this rate.
Or, you could borrow some forehead from “inexplicably-unindicted Matt Gaetz” or “Rapey McForehead” of the SCOTUS....🤔
frankengaetz lol
🤣🤣🤣
Yuck! No thanks!
LOL
I’ve never heard of Greg Gutfeld until he said this: “ elections don’t work” and “society is in peril and chaos because our elections don’t matter”.
That is directly from the Authoritarian Playbook. I believe that Gutfeld, Fox Propaganda, Trump and the GOP are all in on the secret Red Caesar Plan to change the U.S. into a dictatorship.
You and me both. It is so obvious.
I really don't know how much more of this I can take. Cole Porter was on to something when he wrote the song "Anything Goes."
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today, and day's night today
And black's white today
When most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
Cole was a man ahead of his time, but then, he too lived in interesting times.
"Dad, Mom, you're going to camp!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
Love the smell of Tiedrich Napalm in the morning with my coffee! I need to be able to laugh at this republican rolling dumpster fire. This was good!
"and when there was only one set of footprints, that’s when Jesus realized he wasn’t getting paid.:
PRICELESS
Seriously inspired.
It is so confusing. Are we coming for their guns? Are we coming to ‘reprogram’ them?
And really Jeff. You can’t think twice about Elon’s 50 cal. video. He wants to give the banks something to think about when they ask for their $44 billion in loans back on the business the self-proclaimed “genius” has turned into a smoldering ruin.
Jay Kuo posted this with his picture of Elon Musk:
Malcolm Nance ©
@MalcolmNance IDIOTS WITH GUNS: This is a BARRETT M82 (M107) .50 cal BMG Anti- material sniper rifle. It is meant to be a long distance precision weapon. This one has 1) No scope to properly aim it 2) A wasted stabilizing bipod and rear monopod 3) AN EYE PRO-LESS MORON DRIVING IT LIKE AN AIR GUITAR
IS NOT ITS INTENDED PURPOSE. @elonmusk is shooting literally at NOTHING bc you can hit NOTHING with
this weapon this way. #FixHimJesus
Thank you for this, love it. Fits perfectly into the narrative.
ROFLMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣🤣! Ya gotta love Mr. Nance. He knows his shit.
Even Jesus can't fix him.
"Trumpanzees": Love it! It's a keeper! I so enjoy your verbal ingenuity.