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Ann Anderson's avatar

I was chuckling along just fine, Jeff, then you hit me with 'palate cleanser' and now I'll be laughing for the rest of the day. There really is no limit to the number of times I can watch Kegbreath get hit in the nuts.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It should have been an axe.

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Jane's avatar

🤣🤣

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Robin D's avatar

😂👍

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Linda Weide's avatar

I would like another one where it bounces off of his nuts and hits his head hard! Maybe Buzz Aldrich can hit him in the head hard. These people are so awful I almost cannot laugh because I am thinking of them killing Venezuelans because they have brown skin and I have brown skin, and it is just not so funny. I need some humor that is brown skinned people getting over on these idiots. Instead we get ICE rappelling down from helicopters to drag Black and Brown people out of a building, some of the naked and torture them and destroy their homes.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Time to form protective walls around those innocent people with our collective bodies, whatever shade they are!

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Kim Steeves's avatar

It was suggested that they might not have been ICE rappelling out of the helicopters, not within their training! So whom might it have been?

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Julie's avatar

Probably Seal Team 6 and, if so, they should have refused the order, OR more fat, ugly J6 fuckers cosplaying video games they play in their mom’s basement when not at work zip tying naked kids and terrorizing their fellow Americans.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Perhaps the private army of Eric Prince, called Blackwater.

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Kim Steeves's avatar

Good point, completely forgot about them!

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D Kitterman's avatar

So much pleasure seeing Kegsbreath whacked in his vagina.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

This stunt was his way of leading viewers to believe he actually has a pair when such is not the case. Btw he is not worthy of a vag.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

He actually got whacked in the nuts. Maybe that hits (so to speak) a little too close to home?

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Touché!

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Nancy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Julie's avatar

Same. 100%.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yer right, Jeff. Every time Watters spouts off his misogynist bullshit I seriously wonder about Mrs. Watters. Stockholm Syndrome comes to mind

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Doc: Unfortunately, there ARE women who love this sh*t. I am so old that in another life, I remember Sherry Hite's book, The Hite Report. Women's most frequent fantasy was being raped by a strong man. We have come a long way since then but there still are women who subscribe to that. Case in point: Women For Trump.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I wonder how many women today would agree with that book. Also, there is a big difference between inchoate fantasizing and having it really happen. Yes, I realize there is the whole conservative and MAGA women phenomenon, but I doubt that I will ever understand it.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

As noted elsewhere, THE HITE REPORT was published almost 50 years ago. Things have changed a bit since then, don't you think?

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TCinLA's avatar

Republican women would. It's what they love.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Doc J, I’m old as dirt but I remember that smut laden bound up bullshit. The book was a bomb it made noises but the author was a real sick mess and we found out quickly. Can you imagine the Star Wars Bar of mis-creants that would go to a book signing event?

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Including one of Epstein's girls who voted for Trump and now BEGS him to release the files. HA. She was "had" again.

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Kathy H's avatar

Lol, it's true, maybe it's the only way some men will put any effort into anything, when raping, plundering, & pillaging. Remember the book that tried to convince women "we'd" feel sexy opening the door for a man while wrapped in plastic wrap? 😅

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Ugh! Yes, I remember that!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

The Orange Nazi prefers raping 12 year olds, not women, though.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

THE HITE REPORT came out in 1976. It was path-breaking for its time. There weren't all that many reasonably honest books about sex and sexuality being published then. (JOY OF SEX came out in 1972; JOY OF LESBIAN SEX and JOY OF GAY SEX followed in 1977.) Acknowledging that women had sexual needs, desires, and interests was still pretty radical.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Nah, she married this terminal incel for his money. He's so repulsive even his mother won't invite him over for Thanksgiving dinner.

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Celeste Hardway's avatar

Stepford wife?

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Alison Parker's avatar

"this is like when your wife forces you to buy an expensive car"

How.........how would she do that, Jesse? Does she hold a knife to your throat? Does she mind-control you? Does she threaten to withhold sex forever?

Ah, probably that last one. Since the only reason Jesse would want a wife is for banging and any woman would be happy to find any reason to never ever ever ever let him touch her again.

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J.R.'s avatar

He does make himself look like a cuck, doesn’t he.

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Linda Fairchild's avatar

https://jeffreyckeith.substack.com/p/contempt I really like what J. Cade Keith is doing. Love your comment!

My contempt for the current regime,

Makes me pray that it’s just a bad dream.

These cucks are perverse,

But the cuckqueens are worse.

Now they’ve poisoned the country’s bloodstream.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I do love the little horns with beads pouring out of them. I think I’ll make some.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Alison, sex with him, not fair to throw that at us this early in the day. Sex with Jesse her book it’s 3 seconds long.

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Jane's avatar

She holds a skateboard to his balls!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂

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Fred's avatar

Gingrich is just an old, bitter man and Watters is just unwatchable. What a family life he must have? And even if this is shtick, it’s not funny and his viewers probably think this is how you treat women.

But on another note, it’s very scary to see Trump, realize how unattached he is to what is going on and to think that Vance and Miller are really running things.

What’s happened to this country and our moral compass. Military rappelling down on a housing project in one of OUR major cities and just shooting boats out of the water because…

Trump has always thought that laws don’t apply to him and now he and his administration have decided that laws, the Constitution and the Constitutional process don’t apply to him. And Mike Johnson thinks that things are just fine. Cruel, mean and lawless doesn’t begin to describe what they are doing to the USA

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Cyndi's avatar
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Luckily, it is still possible to arrest non-presidents for crimes committed "under the color of office".

Let's start with Miller and Kegseth then move on to Vought and Noem and Bondi and Blanche...

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Leu2500's avatar

And if they are Weekend at Bernie’s-ing Trump, then there are a lot of unauthorized orders, EOs signed, etc etc. i think that will fall under Conspiracy to Defraud the US. WHOLE bunch of them can be swept up under that.

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Sarah Shurtleff's avatar

Yeah Cyndi you got this so right. Can we start Monday?

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes!

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Robin D's avatar

Newt Gingrich...who while his wife was in the hospital with uterine cancer surgery, asked her to discuss divorce. And cheated on his second wife with the third one. The party of "family values" and of course hypocritical Christians.

Donnie is demented, deluded, and mentally and physically ill. I said from.even before.the election he was a puppet and JD Vance, Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel, Stephen Miller and the rest were the "Trojan Horse" he brought in to destroy us. Yesterday found out another one of the investors in Tik Tok was Saudi Arabia. And they will.be involved with his Trump.Gaza plans. Slammed into the WTC on 9/11, tried to destroy is, chainsawed Wapo reporter James Kashoggi, the worst human rights, but now they know the oil's not going to last forever. Insinuated themselves into sports and whatever else they can get their hands on. . They have donated/paid off more money to Donnie than we will ever know (plus Qatar that he has now promised to protect, but none of our allies) , as he sells SA the chips they were never allowed to have before...and then they will sell them right back to CHINA who wanted them and now will have our tech for this.too.

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Punkette's avatar

How many folks recall that then-Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, engineered the two government shutdowns under Bill Clinton from Nov 1995-Jan 1996? I was a federal worker at the time and it was NOT FUN. I hated Newt and his evil Contract On America. Sanctimonious hypocrite!

A walk down memory lane:

As a result of conflicts between Democratic President Bill Clinton and the Republican Congress over funding for education, the environment, and public health in the 1996 federal budget, the United States federal government shut down from November 14 through November 19, 1995, and from December 16, 1995, to January 6, 1996, for 5 and 21 days, respectively. Republicans also threatened not to raise the debt ceiling.

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Fred's avatar

Touche

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I would pay money for Brian Glenn to call Buzz Aldrin a liar and a coward like that other dumbshit did. Note to Bee Face: you say we never landed on the moon, but we say you landed on MTG. Which is way, way worse.

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Joyce's avatar

Before now, I had never gotten a good look at Mr. Marjorie's Piece--and now that face will be in my nightmares forever. That is one of the fucking ugliest people I've ever seen, and I just saw a photo of Larry Ellison and his son yesterday.....Please let Marge be past the breeding age, 'cause......To quote "Men in Black": "Daaaamn."

I now have a theory that the underlying reason for the viciousness of the Republican Party is that there are a lot of white men really pissed off that they are blindingly ugly. And not in the way of "oooo--that bulldog is so ugly that he's cuuuutttttte!"

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, Will Smith's "Daaaamn" was so funny. The one I remember is when he told the female witness who was hypnotized by the neuralizer to hire an interior decorator

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Leu2500's avatar

Then never, ever look at pics of the owner of the Oakland (now Las Vegas) Raiders, Mark Davis. My god, the guy pays to get a bowl cut.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Nugget of wisdom from Sec of Happy Hour to the general officers: "Real warriors wear cups. Especially around dangerous objects like skateboards, IEDs, . . ."

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Kathy's avatar

Would a cup actually fit in those tight (yoga-like) pants he’s wearing?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Not sure that’s a concern as I don’t believe there’s actually anything for a cup to protect. He’s nothing but a brylcreemed buffoon “showman”

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Kathy's avatar

So little penis syndrome like the guys with big, loud trucks who drive by our protests flipping their middle fingers and yelling, “f**k you!”

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Lauren Botuck's avatar

I used to watch national news. I used to watch local news. I used to read Heather Cox Richardson every day. I used to watch Colbert and the Daily Show. To save my sanity these days I watch reruns of Colombo - where the bad guys get caught, and I read my hero Jeff Tiedrich give me the news in the only way left that I can tolerate without wanting to jump in front of a train!!! THANK YOU JEFF! 👏👏👏👏

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cablecargal's avatar

Same! Only I watch crime shows where they always get the perp. That lets me read all night instead of watching the news. I still watch Chris Hayes and Lawrence but that's it.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

No to Lawrence. He finds every Democrat that voted for Trump's Cabinet and lets them whine about Trump. They approved of Trump's Cabinet so they need to shut up. Or Lawrence needs to skewer them with what they do when they think no one is watching.

KELLY, KLOBUCHAR, WHITEHOUSE, GALLEGO.

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Jane's avatar

I also watch Colombo! Great old series!

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J.R.'s avatar

Those late night shows will keep you laughing.

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s.Michael Morgan's avatar

Let’s see- that speed boat is off the coast of Venezuela and needs to travel over 2,000 miles to reach the U.S.? Explain how they are going to do that? I want a boat like that. And even if they do reach the U.S., don’t we have the ability to track them, arrest them and try them in court? Oh, I forgot- all the military is in Portland.

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Celine's avatar

What possessed Secretary Drunky McDrunkface to wear that electric blue suit and white shoes in public? Was there no one to tell him stop, please?

But it does go well with beclowning himself with a slap to the nuts, so maybe he planned the clown look.

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Joyce's avatar

He was modeling the Rhonda DeSantis Collection, but he forgot the too-tight sweater vest.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Needz moar whyte bootz.

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Joyce's avatar

He must've been shopping the Urban Rhonda section of the catalogue.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I looked quickly and went back, I was thinking white patent leather but upon a closer look they were some sports shoes but still with the suit but Pete is not a bright bulb and was probably stuffed in lockers all his life (even at home) but when you have a bottle stashed here and there he comes out with a smile.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It was his "Boogie Nights" cosplay outfit.

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Jane's avatar

😆😆

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“Obama was a major factor in creating a daily— a much more racist and much more dangerous America.”

Yes, how dare Obama be Black while Presidenting. Newt Gingrich, whose name has always sounded made-up, should be returned to the same Drawer of Found Objects from whence Jesse Watters emerged. Then slam it shut, lock it, and never open it again.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"Newt Gingrich" sounds like the crud you'd pull out of the bottom of your garbage disposal. DAAAAMN, these toxic old fucks live too long!

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Which cousin is Newt married to today?

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Dina's avatar

Is he still married to Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker?

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Speaking of memes, look for Colbert's clip of j.d. couchfuck on a sofa.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

😂😂😂That was a fuck you tRUMP and Paramount/CBS, Colbert has nothing to lose segment‼️Loved it.

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J.R.'s avatar

That broke me up laughing. I kept watching it. Has someone put that out yet?

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Jan Moon's avatar

I have read your post, Wendy, and now I'm so pissed off I don't know whether to shit or go blind.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

My brother (RIP) told me that ends with “so he closed one eye and farted.” (Just for sh*ts and giggles… 😉)

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Jan Moon's avatar

Good idea! Thanks!

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Jennifer C's avatar

What an amazing piece! Very powerful

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Jon Notabot's avatar

Had no idea I was a Satanist. I'm going to need a whole new wardrobe.

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Margaret's avatar

Bwahahahahahaa!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

That extra-weird “Don’t Fear the Reaper” thing is so dementedly stupid it’s scary. Our country has been taken over by sadistic, emotionally-stunted psychopaths whose tiny minds reside in some sadistic, psychopathic video game. Their parents need to confiscate the controls and turn these badly-raised menaces over to juvvie.

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Gina's avatar

it's hallucinatory to view that thing and know it came from the white house

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Jane's avatar

Agree!

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BobK's avatar
4hEdited

Jeff, the only way this post could possibly have been better was if you had added one more cum-sock scrotum-kill shot of Kegsbreath at the very end, Ferris Bueller style. LOL

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I see why you stopped - because there was NO WAY this post could have been better!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

OKay, nice trick! I responded to the first part of your post that ended 'only way it could have been better was if' and then you finished it! (nicely I might add)

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Megan Rothery's avatar

Reach out (beyond your own) to as many in the Senate and House as you can. All of this is bigger than an “I only represent my constituents” issue.

Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️‍🩹🤍💙

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Robin Barfoot's avatar

Write to a lot of Republicans to let them know you blame them but also contact the Dems and let you know you support them.

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