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Hey Nancy Mace. Tell me you never read "The Scarlett Letter" ( or another book for that matter) without telling me you never read The Scarlett Letter.

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I didn't even know there was a Frank Biden and I still don't care.

If we're going to hold every President accountable for the actions of anyone they share genetic material with, we may as well stop having Presidents because everyone is fucked.

But yeah it's same stupid, different day with these people.

Maybe one week do "this week in smart" - I mean, probably no Republicans in it, but uplifting message or something? Some optimists or something say that's important.

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Remember Billy Carter? He was a big beer drinker and pissed on the tarmac in Atlanta in front of dignitaries and reporters? Seems kind of funny now.

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I remember Billy beer lol

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imagine if cell phone photos had been a thing when Clinton was prez. or JFK!

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There was TV, and I remember Marilyn Munroe singing Happy Birthday Mr. President with her breathy voice and sultry eyes. Even at a young age, I thought she was lacking respect for the highest office in the land, not knowing what was going on behind the scenes.

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"Boebs was crouching down in a Wal-Mart parking lot because she was trying to avoid being seen with something in her mouth.".

"Polishing her boyfriend's trouser snake... "

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

You should be a famous comedian already.

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Now that I've cleaned up the coffee I just spit all over the table, I need to know: Is Frank Biden single?😂😂😂😂😂😂 *sigh These people are too stupid to be embarrassed by their idiotic behavior. Another outstanding summary, Jeff. Thank you!

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We need to pay our teachers much higher salaries. Did these moronic Republicans not finish school? Were they “homeschooled” and didn’t get an education? How can they be ALL be so stupid?

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She didn’t. There’s nothing wrong with a GED but it took her like three tries and they probably passed her to get rid of her.

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Jeff, you’ve outdone yourself with this one..... I can’t stop laughing!! 🤣

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“trouser snake?” hahahaha....and disgusting! hahahaha

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Apparently Huffman had just finished screening “Reefer Madness.”

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🤣🤣🤣

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Yes, Reefer Madness, the scientifically accurate documentary.

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To, ahem, retweet on Truth Social you “retruth”? That is hilarious.

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Matt Huffman’s “proposal” or whatever you want to call it about not legalizing weed is ludicrous. It’s quite apparent he has no idea what the hell he’s talking about. If he did, he’d realize that legalizing “weed” is about the best thing these states, and federal government could do. Look at t he do taxes, revenue, that would be made if they did. They’d regulate it, control the growth, sales, price, everything about it.

Now for Boobert, the exposed boon of the Trumputin Party. She’s an idiot. Passed being @Stupid@ a long, long, time bc she. Just like MTG!

Are we absolutely positively sure that’s a cigarette? He’s duck-slick is smoking what appears to be a cigarette, but I can’t be sure about her. I have no idea why she’s hiding. After having your tit flopped out in a crowded theater, vaping on ??? and blowing it it a pregnant woman’s face, plus we mustn’t forget polishing her ‘beau’s’ pole, how much lower can you get than that?

I’m not talking about Trumputin, other than he’s a lying, treasonous, narcissistic, sociopathic, no good SOB! If he opens his mouth, it’s a lie. If he posts anything on whatever, it’s a lie. Yet, his 🐑 are stupid enough to follow this 🍓💩 🤡 !

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And to follow all of the vaping into a pregnant woman's face, tit flopping, knob polishing, and general disruption, with, "Do you know who I am?" is really the ULTIMATE in stupid. Boebert should win this prize every week, just for her continued existence.

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Oh hell! I forgot that “stupid” statement if hers. Thanks for filling it in, Steve!

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Fantastic. Best way to start Sat is with Jeff. JJ is back of course. WT? Honestly. The rest of us would be banned or fired if we operated this way. The fragility of Democracy is screaming.

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Ohhhh, my man! Jeff! Duhhhhh.....these reporters are asking the one reason only! To show just exactly the caliber of people that actually pay to see this bum-witted 🍓💩🤡! Give them a bit if credit. This reporter has classically shown us just how “STUPID” this bunch is. None of them could answer his one extremely simple question!

I’m not making any comments on Tuesday, because every one of us have been “stupid” in this regard sometime in our lives. If President Biden’s younger brother is that proud of his “junk” and he wishes to advertise it, oh well, it’s his “junk”! Hell, who knows, there might be someone out there in the Porn world that’ll hire him for a film or two! The money they make, is that so “STUPID”?

Representative Nancy Mace is a Republican. Need more be said? In answer to your question, it’s quite obvious that she’s not familiar with “The Scarlet Letter”. If I saw that, I’d ask her when we could meet up in her private office for a little “tay-ya-tay”! Who knows, she might take me up on it!

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Go for it....

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Only I could wish!!! At 71, with one foot on a 🍌 the other in the 🪦 I’m only always dreaming, now!

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And now we have images of Star of David being painted on houses, in Germany of suspected Jewish occupants.. WTAF? We fought this shit 90 years ago…

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Oh look, a picture of granny sneaking a smoke in a Walmart no less, ducking but not from someone’s quick draw phone! How proud I’d be to be constantly busted on my constantly trashy behavior. It’s all hilariously stupid. And it’s all so pathetically true. Thanks Jeff...we all need to have a little laughter after this past week.

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I’m increasingly thinking the Biden guys could be something I’d missed knowing about...

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Laughter is good medicine. Have a nice weekend.

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