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Mark Slattery's avatar

He moved on that mic like a bitch! No, actually, I found it to be a very lackluster blowjob from a tired, feeble man. When my presidents simulate sex, I want it to be with enthusiasm and passion. Not even the horniest teenager would have been satisfied with that performance.

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Lisa59's avatar

He's fantasizing about a 14yr old with a mouthful of braces, as he displays his skills for prison.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Kanye has a grill. He likes Kanye.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Robert R's avatar

When he hits the “Can “ he best have a massive butt plug that anus mouth ain’t gonna fool them Sallies for long ….they gonna take him the way he’s been screwing the entire country for almost 10 years! O.K. Big shot “squeal like a pig 🐷 weeeeeeee! Meeeeee ! Ohhhhh ! Myyyy! Oh !My Oh ! My ! Arnie !Arnie !🐷🐷🐷🐷😅😂🤣he’ll get it in the end the bullies always due !😜😂😂🤣😅🤮

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

🤣🤣🤣✌🏻💙

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s practicing for a long prison sentence!!

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SPW's avatar

I’m not sure even the most desperate would waste their time on an old, blown out asshole with uncontrollable diarrhea. That would take a mighty strong stomach and a failed sense of smell.

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Charles Austin's avatar

He'll be a busy boy.😂😂🤣🤣

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I mean that was no hawk-tuah or anything like that.

Sheesh.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

And some dirty talk might have been nice.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

He sounds exhausted and outside of hurling insults and ten words or so about anything remotely policy oriented, it's just babbling. It sounds like what should only be a 60-second warm-up before you get to what you're there for, telling people what you will do as president. No wonder he doesn't want to get to that part. Glad he did throw in the thing about protecting women whether they want it or not. "There, there, don't you worry your pretty little plaything head about that."

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Chefs kiss Mary!!

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Teri's avatar

I'm still stuck on the recent question "what will you do to bring down child care costs?" A five minute incoherent, rambling, idiotically irrelevant jumble. He ended by saying "child care is child care". JFC.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

🤣

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Ann Anderson's avatar

You win the comment section today. :-D

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Lisa59's avatar

Either that or he's trying to get Ivanka's attention. Or signing to Putin, 'I love you, man!" Or Melania, "Can I get this for free?". Or...

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I vote for "signing to Putin." Also telling us what's on that tape.

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arne link's avatar

For a long time I have believed that putie mounted Drumpf and has the photos. They have good drugs in Russia.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

All that would take is some lube, and a promise for trump-tower Moscow, Trump has a daddy-dom fetish for Putin.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Yeah, someone did. Also there might have been young boys involved.

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Robert R's avatar

Nyet ! You stink 🪰like Yak shit ! 🐃💩💩Go play 🪰with Korean’s Go, Go! 😜we have no more use of you stinky boy Go!

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Linda Weide's avatar

Well, according to this discussion called Trump's Turnout Trouble, which I'm pretty sure will make you as happy as it made me and the person who shared it with me, Trump is wasting his time escalating his actions as Prof Ruth Ben-Ghiat says he has to do to get the news cycle. Well this should be in the news cycle too.

https://youtu.be/EZvQCIsu8Zs?si=t4fYy0mJN11elzmE

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Linda Weide's avatar

It looks like smart trumps Trump!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Now imagine Kamala up on stage, making a "V" with her fingers, and rapidly flicking her tongue through it. I'm sure the press would just ignore it.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

👍😅😅😂😂👏👏

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I am shocked. That Jesse Watters is married. To a live woman. Who is presumably willing to be married. To him. Shocked.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

There is no limit of women who will sleep/marry horrid men to get money. Look at Musk's baby mamas or whatever they are of his 10 children. Harvey Weinstein's ex wife. Sheldon Adelson. The list is long and all of those men are gross. Without their wallets, no women would have looked at them.

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Mombeka's avatar

Makes you wonder; I bet you double or nothing that Melania is a Harris/Walz voter. She hated being FLOTUS~ she’s probably never voted for {he who shall not be named}

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un poco loco's avatar

She might vote for someone else just to get out of being first lady again (I mean, it's got to be hard picking out more appalling Christmas decor than she's already come up with, and she's already destroyed the most iconic garden at the White House.)

But in ideology, I gather that she and Trump are far better matched than you'd think. She may be so disgusted by him that she never wants to be in the same room again (unless he's paying a hell of a lot more than $130k) but she's every bit the hardliner he is, and most definitely no damsel in distress. I don't think she'd vote for Harris/Walz.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, I think she’s an awful person in her own right. I really don’t care, do U?

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Chet Brandt's avatar

No. IDGAF about any of them. Though I do not wish any ill will on any of the grandchildren.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

From things I've read, she isn't much better than he is. Only better looking and much quieter about her beliefs. You don't stay married to someone for almost 20 years, when you have money to get out of the marriage, unless there's still something in it for you. She's no shrinking violet and she has purposefully created the image that most of us have about her.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Goebbels/Mengele aren't available.

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Veronica Speedwell's avatar

Did you see the footage of trump peering over the voting carrel trying to see what Melania was marking on her ballot? I don't know if that is recent or from a previous election cycle, but it figures. One of his sons did the same., Eric I thin.

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Marsha's avatar

From 2016.

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T L Mills's avatar

🫢 What a pathetically insecure man baby. That goes for both of them.

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Marla's avatar

O rly?

She's as bad as he is. And just as transactional. She will do anything for a buck (or whatever the monetary unit is in Slovenia).

He must be paying her every time she makes an appearance, otherwise, she's in NY with her boyfriend.

TBH, I don't know how she can stand the stench.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

$237,000 is her asking price, that's what she charged the log cabin republicans, and asked CNN to have her promote her own book!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/melania-trump-paid-appearance-campaign-b2617689.html

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Marla's avatar

The same book that the Orange Shitstain claimed is a NYT #1 best seller?

Mmm hmmm.

And I'm the Queen of Romania.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes. Imagine the balls of asking to be paid to promote your (undoubtedly ghost-written fictional account) grift, I mean book! She's so transactional.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I'll bid $7.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She really cares about no one, but her son, though and she might want us destroyed for being mean to her.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I’ll join your bet. What I would triple or nothing bet with you is how much she hates him. It’s glaringly obvious. And you know she doesn’t want to be in the WH again. But she’ll use Barron as an excuse why she has to stay in NYC. I feel that Barron has cognitive challenges and that’s why she follows him around. Fair enough. But if he doesn’t, an 18 year old boy with SS protection sure doesn’t need mommy with him at college. The Obama and Bush girls didn’t need their parents with them when they went to college. I have no respect for her. She sold her soul to the devil for money and a life with an utterly obnoxious man. Other women that have done that have at least had smart and good looking husbands.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

So true

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Doc Blase''s avatar

It works both ways.

I will never forget the show in which Sally Jessy Raphael was shocked, shocked, I say. to see some people thought "some" women were mercenaries.

So who is gross?

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I feel the same way about Stephen Miller! He found a real live woman to marry him! Ewwww

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If he bit her on the neck, he turned her into another vampire so that makes sense

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Ewww is right! That Jewish Nazi procreating with another Nazi is nauseating. They now have 2 children and I just know they both want to create the Aryan race, like Joseph Mengele wanted to.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Seems like the shallow end of the gene pool

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Marla's avatar

Be that as it may, Miller is still Jewish, something that would never save him from real Nazis. Not these faux wannabes.

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Marie Martin's avatar

And they had a baby too, right? The thought of them creating a bunch of “little thems” is gag reflex fodder.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Not the genes we want passed on

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Charles Austin's avatar

YUK!!!🤮🤮

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Nancy Braus's avatar

that is a really vile thought! choices:

1. his wife is really an AI robot

2. his wife has had a lobotomy

3. she lives in a different state

4. she grew up in a cult and was sold to him

5. is it possible that she actually likes him??? just such a gross thought

any other thoughts?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

6) she’s Queen of the Undead

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Stephen, 34, and Katie, 28, had fallen in love—as young people do—while figuring out how to separate children from their parents at the border. Now, thanks to Katie, Stephen was officially off the market. It didn't throw her that half the country was blasting him as a white nationalist due to a recent cache of leaked emails, or that one chunk of his family had disowned him. "https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/2020/10/super-bad-true-love-story

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Doc Blase''s avatar

It's all about the money and privilege.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She is horrible, laughing at the babies in cages at the border. And bragging about it.

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T L Mills's avatar

I have read somewhere that the female vampire that Stephen Miller managed to persuade into marriage is nastily and eerily quite similar in outlook and ideology to Miller himself.

I'm praying that his kids find everlasting and secure happiness in marriages to POC and/or persons of the LGBTQBi+ community.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

For what it's worth, his wife also worked in the PAB admin with him, and by all accounts, is a horrible fucking fascist too. Pretty sure she helped with the child separation and other horrors to immigrants.

But even so, the fact that any woman would marry and reproduce with him is so insane.

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤢🤮

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

I’m shocked about all these women married to these guys… like Vance for instance…

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TCinLA's avatar

You've obviously never been to Hollywood. :-)

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HI2thDoc's avatar

“Mama always said, there’s plenty of heartless gold diggers in the sea.”

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Was that "the talk".

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Paraphrasing Forrest Gump. He was too smart to actually say that

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Same, his first wife was likely shocked as well HI2!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He cheated on her so I hope she took him to the cleaners.

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TCinLA's avatar

She works for Faux Snooze. In other words, she was hired after she flunked the IQ Test.

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un poco loco's avatar

And apparently he's gotten someone to marry him TWICE! I'm gobsmacked.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Well, trump, Rudy Colludy, Noot Gingrich all had three. Blimp Limbaugh found 4 (!) women to marry him. Holy fuck

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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T L Mills's avatar

😱😱🤯

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Charles Austin's avatar

💵💵💵💵 It's all about the dead Presidents.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

He also admitted on-air at some point that he let the air out of his now-wife's tires so she would be trapped and have to accept a ride home from him. She was his employee at this time.

Yes, he was still married to his first wife at the time, and yes, that is exactly the kind of fucking creep he is. He admitted this as if it was endearing, rather than extremely stalkerish and gross as hell.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, I heard that story. Not only is he a fucking creep, but he’s proud of it.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Mazel Tough". I see what you did there. 😂😂 But the Oral sex thing? What the hell was that about? Next thing you know he'll start taking off his clothes on stage. He's just out of his mind. This cant end soon enough! Have a great weekend, you fine people. ✌️

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Mike Hammer's avatar

He’s practicing for a threesome with Putin and Orban. Sorry for the image!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

MIKE!!!!! I'll have that image in my head all day! NOOOOOOOO!!! HAHA

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Samantha M's avatar

That’s what you get for threatening us with him naked! Bautista already told us his belly looked like a bag of buttermilk. How much abuse can the electorate take?!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"Bag of buttermilk" belly (LOL)! Reminds me of the photo of Musk's bluish-white translucent gut which looks like he's impregnated himself. Something he's no doubt been invited to do a million times.

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T L Mills's avatar

@ Sharon Hudnall....Oh, good one!!! Thank you for the laugh!

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Kimmy's avatar

Bautista is a damn national treasure, I know him through the dog rescue community and he really is one of the most genuinely awesome people ever, but his bag of buttermilk comment was an incredible gift 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

I've heard that he's a really good dude.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAH!!

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T L Mills's avatar

Oh please! EEEeeewww, I have to go grocery shopping in an hour--how am I going to get that out of my head????

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Charles Austin's avatar

YEOW!!🤢

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D Kitterman's avatar

Hmmm. Trump, Orban, AND Putin?, in a threesome?!! I would love to see a talented artist's interpretation of THAT scene. On digital billboards all over the country.

Tasty.

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Susie's avatar

The Mazel Tough logo was made by Dissent Pins. I actually have it on a T-shirt as I am a proud member of the "Goyim Squad." 😆 I love things that trigger magats! Muahahahaha!

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Dave Drell's avatar

3days til liftoff!

We can do it!

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Kimmy's avatar

When HCR discusses TFG miming oral sex on stage during a rally (as she did in her Nov. 1 post) I think we have hit peak WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’m hardly surprised anymore but this one did it, it actually caught me off guard.

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T L Mills's avatar

I know...Not one of the past week's ridiculous/outrageous actions or spoken "jokes" (all to monopolize the media) were on my political bingo card.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Trump loves a microphone set up in front of a crowd of people more than anything else in the world and will do anything to keep the microphone happy. Anything.

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un poco loco's avatar

I'd think even a microphone would find the guy pretty <blech>! Not a good way to please the microphone.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Susan!!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Maybe the next step is to show us his “beautiful body” right there on stage

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un poco loco's avatar

omg, we're going to run out of eye bleach!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Nooooooooooo!

O M G nooooooo!

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Marla's avatar

Not Lock him up!, but Keep him dressed!

Surely, of all the people in the world I least want to see nekkid...

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Charles Austin's avatar

No shit!🤢🤢

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T L Mills's avatar

GAGgagGAG.....

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Please don't put that image in my mind, cause I still haven't gotten the picture of drumpf getting his bloated self spray painted. His little 🍄 🤮🤢✌🏻💙

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shee-rah's avatar

Another sign of dementia is loss of inhibition. I think that is exactly what’s happening with Dumbass jerking off the microphone. He really should be in a memory care facility; definitely not the White House.

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Charles Austin's avatar

You too, Susan. I've been busy on a hardscape project. I'll be in touch.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Jeff, making us look at that last gif is a felony.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You’re probably spot on, for having to watch his prison warmups Alison!!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

There's a lot of out of work Trump lawyers looking for work right now

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Every time I see Charlie Kirk it confirms my theory that he was left in the birth canal too long and removed with forceps made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

You know if you invent an instrument, it can be named after you. Like the cardiovascular Debakey forceps (named after the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Debakey). You can have forceps name The Anita made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring. Congrats!!! When I worked in the OR, I wanted to invent a new rectal retractor and have it named after me.

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247kath's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣Now that’s a way to live on for eternity 😂🤣😂😊

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D Kitterman's avatar

The Hunter Rectal Retractor. Yay!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

That was going to be my name for it too. LOL.

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Janet's avatar

Or: “The Retractable Rectal Hunter” 🤯

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Anita Smibert's avatar

As long as I don't have to take credit for the shape of Chuckie's head.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That certainly does disprove the existence of a benign deity.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Colour me amazed Deborah!!

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Kimmy's avatar

New life goal unlocked. Off to imagineer some new medical instruments worthy of bearing my name! 😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

When I was working there (years ago,) that never occurred to me!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I had heard that when they used to ask for the Debakey forceps during a cardiovascular procedure. Probably if you research it (and you'd have to be beyond bored to do this), you'll find that many of the instruments used were named after people.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Metz scissors, : Allis clamps, Adson forceps just to name a few off the top of my head, there are many more. We had preference cards on each surgeon, telling what supplies, and instrument sets were needed for each procedure.

It’s like a dance, once you did several surgeries with a specific surgeon, you knew what to hand him, it would just flow. At least that is how it was for me.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I haven’t worked in the OR since 1997. Then there were no computers as we know them now. We had hand written preference cards (index cards) on every surgeon and his special preferences. When I started in the OR in 1983, we’d go to the supply room and pick the supplies for each case for the next day. Then the department got bigger and we had people that worked in Sterile Supply that did that and also cleaned/sterilized the instruments. Then they got case carts. Big, metal rolling carts with doors and they’d put the supplies for each case in there. We also had a separate cardiac, neuro and general surgery case cart ready in minutes because we were a trauma center. Now when I walk through the OR, their cases for the next day are all on computer and show up on a monitor. Of all the places I worked in 44 years as a nurse, OR is hands down my favorite. As much as the procedures have evolved since I started working there, the basic principles of sterility haven’t changed in all these years. If I had to and there was no one else available, I could still scrub in to do a basic general surgery case.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Are we 100% sure he was born—and not created inside a lab somewhere in Siberia?

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Anita Smibert's avatar

That's my other theory.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That would make sense.

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Teri's avatar

😂😂😂🔥🔥

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 LOL!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely painted image you provided Anita, thanks!!

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Kristina Clarke's avatar

Tea➡️tablet➡️tissues

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ah, that explains the shrinking face/expanding head.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

😂😂

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meryl selig's avatar

Love this image

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247kath's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve got my Garbage Force One decal on my car and my Jewish Space Laser is charging via USB right now. I’ll be driving around zapping any vehicle (but don’t worry, just your tires) I see with a Trump sticker. If you have a sign on your front lawn, say goodbye to your grass. It’s better for the environment anyway.

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SeekingReason's avatar

😂😂Need some help?

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ll happily accept 😆

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Alee Robbins's avatar

Hilarious!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice Kay-EI!!

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I imagined that whole episode word for word. So funny, Kay-El!

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Susan's avatar

I live in a deep red state and can happily report way less Trump signs than 2020 and I haven’t seen a rebel flag in months. When I voted this week there were way more women than men- just an observation but it does make me nervously optimistic about this election. Hopeful even.

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Rick A.'s avatar

I also live in a deep red state—Texas. I pray the sign count means something. The sign count in my area is way, way, way down from 2020. I am talking 10-15% the number and intensity and volume of last time, if that. 2020 was frightening where I live, with the blanketing of the landscape with signs banners, flags, etc. everywhere. I am still terrified but holding on to that hope that less signs means less voters…..People are certifiably insane who vote for him, but I still fear the cult, zombie like allegiance to the lunatic.

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Alee Robbins's avatar

I hope you're right!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Watching Donald Drumpf simulate fellatio on his lectern was TV GOLD. It obviously was not the first time he had performed the act. Who would have been his first? Daddy? Putin? Eric?

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Might be what Putin has on him. Those anus lips and sick mind would qualify him to be well versed with playing the one note oboe. Only Trump gets away with this demented shit. Imagine the outrage if any Democrat put on such a bizarre display.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Rick…imagine if women running for president were married three times, had a boat load of children with different husbands and said on live tv that they could grab any guy’s penis because they were famous…that the guys would let her do anything! Now just picture this scenario and add felony convictions, rape & her call to have her followers attack the Capitol Building, police and others! (Probably wouldn’t be mentioned in the news.) 🙄🤬

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Rick A.'s avatar

Do not forget stealing classified documents that would get anyone else a life sentence…………

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Robert R's avatar

Those docs got him 3 corrupt Supreme Court justices and an immunity deal with the devil, and who knows how many other black mailed new found buddies in high places !? Just goes to show ya …keeping your secret documents in the shithouse and .reading on the hopper can move more than your bowels !

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Nancy Potter's avatar

So you're saying the "ho" insult against Kamala is also just projection from Trumpworld.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Probably not with our pick, choose and ignore media these days.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

As if the Golden Showers tape wasn’t enough. 😂

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Marcie's avatar

This confirms my thoughts on DT. He doesn't have Dementia, just hardening of too few arteries to begin with. I can see my dad (died last year at 93) trying to work an unplugged toaster, then getting so pissed off, he picks it up and throws it through a window. And then calls "the bastards that made it" to chew out anyone he can get to answer. He is just a dick now, an old one, and he doesn't like it.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

A limp dick-tator

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Why did he do that? They all laughed so part of a horrid joke? I hated it and not going to talk about it, that is what he does now even this group is gone crazy.

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shee-rah's avatar

If there were young children at the rally, they were probably asking their mom/dad, “What’s he doing?” How might mom or dad explain that?

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

🏆🏆🏆

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Indubitably Putin

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Eileen's avatar

For sure Putin was his favorite 🤩 and no video yet, but extra care spent teabagging his Tucker Carlson style bronzed balls. Cause they let you do that when they own your Kompromat orange ass.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

😂😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Funny stuff Eileen!!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I think it's been a repeat performance several times with Putin.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Da!

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Veronica Speedwell's avatar

Most surreal moment since All Seasons Total Landscaping.

I have a 20-year-old intern at work and on Friday was trying to describe to him just how ABNORMAL the past eight years have been. Remember when Howard Dean was taken down by a brief scream?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I remember it like it was yesterday, Veronica. Not sure how or when the Dems became the Republicon’s bitch, but there are many instances of similar behavior.

Al Franken? Al was a comedian before he was elected to office. A picture surfaced from his past where he was playing around, pretending to touch a sleeping associate’s breasts. Buh bye!

John Kerry was running for POTUS and was polling ahead George W Bush when the Republicons “swift boated” him. They made up demeaning stories about Kerry’s exemplary service and “Mission Accomplished” was born.

Lies and the lying liars that tell them.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Ah, simpler times. Even Clinton got away with sex in the WH.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha. Bill didn’t think a BJ was “sex”

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Marie Martin's avatar

This syncs with my first “Marie’s Conspiracy Theories”. That what’s really on those “golden” tapes we were wondering about years ago is not about golden showers, it’s about his tiny mushroom getting a woody while he’s having way too much fun with a guy’s woody in a threesome. The golden shower thing is too passé to create a riot. But this would probably be THE one thing that would send his base running to the hills … being terrified that tea bagging, and all of it, might become a “requirement” to show allegiance. “Are you man enough to be a cocksucker, and still be a manly man?”

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D Kitterman's avatar

During that little fellatio demonstration, Trump seemed to be imagining a much larger penis than he is familiar with.

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Neal Bravin's avatar

Yes, Putin, although Epstein might have been first in line.

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arne link's avatar

I think his mentor Roy Cohn broke him in.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yup.

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Robert R's avatar

Damn it ! One of my few remaining pleasures in my golden years and that 290 pound glob of Orangeatang sputum has fucked that up along with everything else he comes into contact with ! Now I’m Gonna have to tell my three ..28 year old roomies I’m sending them back to Hefner’s place !

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Hefner's place is gone. Gonna have to keep your roomies. It sucks.

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Robert R's avatar

That’s right I guess I shouldn’t be so selfish ! They can stay I’ll just have to eat it !😜😅

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

😂😂😂 I see what you did there. Have fun. Wish I had 28 y/o roomies. Hell, I wish for 50 y/o roomies.

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Robert R's avatar

I wish I had 28 year old roomies also ! Just being facetious with everyone .Humor is my way of dealing with this MADD Magazine era we’re trying to get through! 🤫😜😅

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Definitely Putie

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Why not all of them Walter!!

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Teri's avatar

Putie for sure has some party favors for his guests that could make people do very strange things. Things they wouldn't do normally. Like have a bunch of women perform a pee party. News says Diddy was into drugs, not just for her m, but his guests too. Epstein might have used drugs in people, film, then blackmail them.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff we are at the crossroads of Democracy in our country and the final argument by the Republican nominee is to show the world how he would execute one of his enemies and demonstrate oral sex on a microphone at his hate rally. I need a shower after watching this piece of shit 💩 So sad for our country I’m about to shed a few tears. Best to all fellow travellers.

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Mingo's avatar

It's the Madness of King Fuckface the First. Make it stop. I'm leaving to go door knock this am in my zip code. Mazel Tough!

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Carl Babcock's avatar

"The Madness of King Fuckface I" should be the name of the movie they will inevitably make of this election cycle. You, Mingo, get my vote for internet of the day

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It’s freaking terrifying that one candidate is smart & sane, but a black woman; the other is stupid & insane, but a white man, so the race is close. Just unbelievable!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Mazel Tough… you go man, mazel Tov.

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Darrell Smith's avatar

The Trumplicans should all be prosecuted for elder abuse for dragging people my age through Trump's psychodrama for so long. We have been holding onto our Social Security and Medicare for dear life and if they take that away, well we will have to take matters into our own hands.

Vote early if you still can. Vote for sanity please. Like Jeff, we all know that there will be more insane shit out of the orange turd sometime today.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Losing our Social Security and Medicare because we didn't fellate the right hedge fund manager wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

!!! As Jeff says, if we vote, we win. !!!

🧨🧨🧨🧨 DON'T MISS THIS!!! 💥💥💥💥💥

This article explains exactly why Kamala Harris will win the election with a bigger majority than Biden. Every poll is adjusted by the pollster, and their adjustments always almost always favor Trump. In 2024 the polls are garbage!!!💩💩💩💩

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/its-the-gender-gap-stupid

If you want to read a detailed but wonky explanation why pollster adjustments are bogus—

There’s more herding in swing state polls than at a sheep farm in the Scottish Highlands

Some pollsters aren’t telling you what their data really say

https://www.natesilver.net/p/theres-more-herding-in-swing-state

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Debra Toppeta's avatar

Pollster adjustments in this election in particular are very dangerous. They cow tow to Trump, just like Bezos did, because they are afraid of him. Unfortunately, they are leading the MAGA's to believe that Trump will win and when he doesn't it will only be because of election interference. They are helping foment a civil war.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

I clearly remember the shock and disappointment when my partner and I went to paaaartay with friends on election night 2016 as the polls were predicting a Hillary win. I'll never believe a poll again.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

wise decision, Steve.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Which is likely what our master puppeteers would like to see, until “we the serfs” start coming for them Debra!!

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arne link's avatar

Well. Of course they are. Just think how that would increase readership.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Bulwark article was spot on. Men can get away with acting like 15 year olds their entire life. Play video games, get drunk with their male buddies, dress up all Billy Bad Boy in camo even though they were never in the military, play with guns, burp, fart, whatever. The rest of us just roll our eyes or laugh. But let an adult woman drag out her Barbie Dolls, have a Miss Kitty collection, play house with her imaginary husband and children in her playroom and we'd be carted off to the nearest mental institution (actually there are none anymore since Reagan closed them in the 80's). That double standard has always been around. As stupid as Trump is, he is sly as a fox as far as reading his target audience well. He has always targeted the working class non college educated male. He knows all that macho crap appeals to certain men - not all of them of course. He was never going to be a favorite of women or people of color. He's known that. People sense when you don't like them or look down on them. He had a lousy history with women and minorities long before 2016. What he didn't have, was a bad history with this certain white male group. He's the man they all want to be. Forceful, successful with a trophy wife. And when you mess with him, he fights back. No civility there, just go for the jugular. Unfortunately that group doesn't realize how badly manipulated they've been. Trump would only hang around with extremely wealthy white men that he needed to use. He holds them in distain just like he holds the rest of us.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Not all men, please. Just the tRumpublikkkan Idiots who never grew up. There are plenty of wise men (I'll put myself here) who have already voted for Kamala (male/mail-in ballot). Thanks for your thoughts.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I had clarified in my comment that I was not talking about all men. You can’t generalize about an entire gender. I have 3 sons, all grown. But I see how they were doing fun teenage boy things way into their 20’s where girls couldn’t have gotten away with it. Maybe some of it is envy. Seems like grown men have more options for fun than grown women.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The average tRump voter that I’ve seen wouldn’t be allowed on the lawn at MAL

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Nancy Potter's avatar

What might save us is that the males (can you even call them men yet) who act like they're still 15 forget that they're old enough to vote and are one of the lower-propensity voter groups.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I think it was Alex Wagner who interviewed some young men about who they were going to vote for on TV last week. Talk about duh. If this is the result of our American educational system, we’re in deep doo doo. Just the lack of any intellectual curiosity, knowledge about what’s going on and rationale for voting for Trump was eye watering. Or being so utterly uninformed about the election less than a week away.

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Burke's avatar

Polls are entertaining but the pollsters sure take themselves seriously. It's a science, etc. Another predictor is direct observation with a bit of common sense.

Politicians and their campaign experts give reasons for citizens for voters to vote FOR their candidate or AGAINST their opponent.

Donald is pushing voters away. He's insulted women, brown and black people, union members, teachers, military families and veterans, rational Republicans and Nikki Haley supporters. That leaves white men who don't respect their moms, wives, daughters. Common sense would tell you this is fewer potential voters than the polls indicate. And enthusiasm for Donald is waning.

Kamala is inviting everyone into her tent. And she's getting traction with all the groups that Donald is pissing off. Enthusiasm for Kamala is growing.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Let’s not underestimate the misogyny in this country. Talk to your family & neighbors. See if they need a ride to the polls. As Jeff says, “we vote, we win”

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

A ton of truth about polling Kathleen, one should always question where/when/what/ who along with how many…

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Better for MAGAs to scream “STOLEN ELECTION!!!!”

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Rhesus's avatar

Telling hubby "It's a secret ballot" or "None of your business" isn't lying.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

If you have to lie or hide the fact from your spouse as to who you are voting for, you have much bigger problems in your marriage than voting.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It’s that evangelical sh’t where women are subservient to their husbands 😡😡😡😡😡

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

That’s an understatement Deborah!!

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Alee Robbins's avatar

No kidding

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Eileen's avatar

“The ballot is your business” proposition exposed real confessions of male domination. How dare your silly little wife disobey you! It reminds us about verbal and physical domestic violence against women by their partners.

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Alee Robbins's avatar

I would add an adjective before the word business. Lol!

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Rhesus's avatar

Alee, this is Jeff's page. It's OK to say fucking.

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Alee Robbins's avatar

OK. Get out of my FUCKiNG business you douchebag. 😂. (Husbands like that are probably wife beaters, too)

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fuckin’ eh right Rhe!!

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Robert R's avatar

As a matter of fact it’s highly fucken encouraged!😜

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Since "Save America" is one of the slogans Trump has used, just tell him "I voted to save America."

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Marcie's avatar

This push to me is the Dems only example of every accusation is a confession. Democratic women have been voting despite (or even to spite)their husbands for decades! It is how women got the vote. I worked with so many, because they knew I didn't have to, but I just assuaged their guilt. How do you think JFK got elected 😎?

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

My mom elected JFK and didn't tell my dad.

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Robert R's avatar

When I was 17 my sis asked me to drop by her house,.. so being a good little brother I dropped in . She had some friends over … all girls I loved it ! Turns out the friends were organizers for N.O.W. The President of that chapter was signing up female Veterans and my sister just mustered out of the Army . Any way there was a big ERA push going on and they needed more members to help get it through ! So my sis figured I was going to be turning 18 soon and she volunteered me … What did I know I’m just a horny teenager and that NOW President was a looker ! So I signed up and found out that I was the 1st male member of that chapter ! I figured I was gonna get lucky with the hot President for signing up ! They let me believe that till they were getting ready to leave ..so being the horny 17 year old I was I hit on the Pres. and guess what she gave me a big kiss 😘 and I was ready for action baby ! Then she says to me you know I have a steady , oh shit I says to my self ,but I’m not ready to quit ..until this gorgeous chick says …and that’s her in the car 🚗 ! Arrrgh ! But you know what over the years I never regretted joining The National Organization for Women! I helped raise money and did some singing ups for them ! I learned that the ladies were getting stronger and more Organized all the time and I really was a good listener and learner ! Well to this day I have nothing but admiration and respect for women,besides when I was trying to make time with the chicks back then being a member of N.O.W. was better than having 5 cute puppies 🐶 with me ! The best WIN ,WIN situation I ever fell into …thanx Sis ! 🤫😜 Vote Blue ! Go Kamala! Go Tim !🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 wow ! That was 51 years ago! And you know what I still get lucky with that story !😜😅 All true !

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Robert R's avatar

The Ladies Vote is going to pull our asses out of this fire 🔥 BET ON IT !👍👍👍🇺🇸

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Irene warsaw's avatar

Three idiots all in one article . The garbage jerk proves how gullible people are . That is NOT what Joe said but he believes the Fox idiots . Makes me furious . And no man is EVER EVER going to tell me how to vote NEVER

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Karen Leeds's avatar

Ok….now he fellates a mic. Should be front page news that the man is completely and obviously unfit to be the leader of the free world …and nothing. Nada. Crickets. 🤯🤯🤯

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SeekingReason's avatar

Karen, the press is owned by the right…don’t let this surprise you or fool you. They are doing their jobs for THEIR master. But we have Substack,Free Speech tv & numerous other sources for our voices.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Exactly!

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Gary D's avatar

And in other news: WaPo propagandist and Trump fluffer Hugh Hewitt stormed off of a Zoom podcast when his co-workers reacted to being “corrected” about the Supreme’s ruling in favor of purging voter rolls by reminding him that being factually corrected by a guy who dispenses lies like Halloween candy is a hoot. He then resigned as an op-ed contributor at WaPo - which, ironically, means he has more integrity than Bezos.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Poor Hughie. Someone upset him. Too bad Loomer isn't around to make it all better. What a little b****. He can dish out the lies for years, but when someone calls him on it, he loses his mind. No one will miss him.

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Gary D's avatar

Well - they still have that insufferable twat Marc Thiessen.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Aren’t all the MAGAs like that? They can dish it out, but whine endlessly when fact checked

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Good news. Thanks for that.

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arne link's avatar

No loss.

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Brad Yazell's avatar

I feel like before the weekend is over Trump will take a dump on stage, and not just in his pants.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Agree...the dementia is getting worse...he'll probably just start taking off his clothes next. What a wingnut.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I would leave work today to see that. Nothing he does surprises me anymore. All I'm waiting for him is to say publicly the N word and the C word. That's all that's left. Or dry hump Ivanka.

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Alee Robbins's avatar

Hahaha!!!!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Or take off all his clothes!

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