He moved on that mic like a bitch! No, actually, I found it to be a very lackluster blowjob from a tired, feeble man. When my presidents simulate sex, I want it to be with enthusiasm and passion. Not even the horniest teenager would have been satisfied with that performance.
I’m not sure even the most desperate would waste their time on an old, blown out asshole with uncontrollable diarrhea. That would take a mighty strong stomach and a failed sense of smell.
He sounds exhausted and outside of hurling insults and ten words or so about anything remotely policy oriented, it's just babbling. It sounds like what should only be a 60-second warm-up before you get to what you're there for, telling people what you will do as president. No wonder he doesn't want to get to that part. Glad he did throw in the thing about protecting women whether they want it or not. "There, there, don't you worry your pretty little plaything head about that."
I'm still stuck on the recent question "what will you do to bring down child care costs?" A five minute incoherent, rambling, idiotically irrelevant jumble. He ended by saying "child care is child care". JFC.
Well, according to this discussion called Trump's Turnout Trouble, which I'm pretty sure will make you as happy as it made me and the person who shared it with me, Trump is wasting his time escalating his actions as Prof Ruth Ben-Ghiat says he has to do to get the news cycle. Well this should be in the news cycle too.
There is no limit of women who will sleep/marry horrid men to get money. Look at Musk's baby mamas or whatever they are of his 10 children. Harvey Weinstein's ex wife. Sheldon Adelson. The list is long and all of those men are gross. Without their wallets, no women would have looked at them.
Makes you wonder; I bet you double or nothing that Melania is a Harris/Walz voter. She hated being FLOTUS~ she’s probably never voted for {he who shall not be named}
She might vote for someone else just to get out of being first lady again (I mean, it's got to be hard picking out more appalling Christmas decor than she's already come up with, and she's already destroyed the most iconic garden at the White House.)
But in ideology, I gather that she and Trump are far better matched than you'd think. She may be so disgusted by him that she never wants to be in the same room again (unless he's paying a hell of a lot more than $130k) but she's every bit the hardliner he is, and most definitely no damsel in distress. I don't think she'd vote for Harris/Walz.
From things I've read, she isn't much better than he is. Only better looking and much quieter about her beliefs. You don't stay married to someone for almost 20 years, when you have money to get out of the marriage, unless there's still something in it for you. She's no shrinking violet and she has purposefully created the image that most of us have about her.
Did you see the footage of trump peering over the voting carrel trying to see what Melania was marking on her ballot? I don't know if that is recent or from a previous election cycle, but it figures. One of his sons did the same., Eric I thin.
I’ll join your bet. What I would triple or nothing bet with you is how much she hates him. It’s glaringly obvious. And you know she doesn’t want to be in the WH again. But she’ll use Barron as an excuse why she has to stay in NYC. I feel that Barron has cognitive challenges and that’s why she follows him around. Fair enough. But if he doesn’t, an 18 year old boy with SS protection sure doesn’t need mommy with him at college. The Obama and Bush girls didn’t need their parents with them when they went to college. I have no respect for her. She sold her soul to the devil for money and a life with an utterly obnoxious man. Other women that have done that have at least had smart and good looking husbands.
Ewww is right! That Jewish Nazi procreating with another Nazi is nauseating. They now have 2 children and I just know they both want to create the Aryan race, like Joseph Mengele wanted to.
"Stephen, 34, and Katie, 28, had fallen in love—as young people do—while figuring out how to separate children from their parents at the border. Now, thanks to Katie, Stephen was officially off the market. It didn't throw her that half the country was blasting him as a white nationalist due to a recent cache of leaked emails, or that one chunk of his family had disowned him. "https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/2020/10/super-bad-true-love-story
I have read somewhere that the female vampire that Stephen Miller managed to persuade into marriage is nastily and eerily quite similar in outlook and ideology to Miller himself.
I'm praying that his kids find everlasting and secure happiness in marriages to POC and/or persons of the LGBTQBi+ community.
For what it's worth, his wife also worked in the PAB admin with him, and by all accounts, is a horrible fucking fascist too. Pretty sure she helped with the child separation and other horrors to immigrants.
But even so, the fact that any woman would marry and reproduce with him is so insane.
He also admitted on-air at some point that he let the air out of his now-wife's tires so she would be trapped and have to accept a ride home from him. She was his employee at this time.
Yes, he was still married to his first wife at the time, and yes, that is exactly the kind of fucking creep he is. He admitted this as if it was endearing, rather than extremely stalkerish and gross as hell.
"Mazel Tough". I see what you did there. 😂😂 But the Oral sex thing? What the hell was that about? Next thing you know he'll start taking off his clothes on stage. He's just out of his mind. This cant end soon enough! Have a great weekend, you fine people. ✌️
That’s what you get for threatening us with him naked! Bautista already told us his belly looked like a bag of buttermilk. How much abuse can the electorate take?!
"Bag of buttermilk" belly (LOL)! Reminds me of the photo of Musk's bluish-white translucent gut which looks like he's impregnated himself. Something he's no doubt been invited to do a million times.
Bautista is a damn national treasure, I know him through the dog rescue community and he really is one of the most genuinely awesome people ever, but his bag of buttermilk comment was an incredible gift 😂
Hmmm. Trump, Orban, AND Putin?, in a threesome?!! I would love to see a talented artist's interpretation of THAT scene. On digital billboards all over the country.
The Mazel Tough logo was made by Dissent Pins. I actually have it on a T-shirt as I am a proud member of the "Goyim Squad." 😆 I love things that trigger magats! Muahahahaha!
When HCR discusses TFG miming oral sex on stage during a rally (as she did in her Nov. 1 post) I think we have hit peak WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’m hardly surprised anymore but this one did it, it actually caught me off guard.
Trump loves a microphone set up in front of a crowd of people more than anything else in the world and will do anything to keep the microphone happy. Anything.
Another sign of dementia is loss of inhibition. I think that is exactly what’s happening with Dumbass jerking off the microphone. He really should be in a memory care facility; definitely not the White House.
Every time I see Charlie Kirk it confirms my theory that he was left in the birth canal too long and removed with forceps made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring.
You know if you invent an instrument, it can be named after you. Like the cardiovascular Debakey forceps (named after the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Debakey). You can have forceps name The Anita made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring. Congrats!!! When I worked in the OR, I wanted to invent a new rectal retractor and have it named after me.
I had heard that when they used to ask for the Debakey forceps during a cardiovascular procedure. Probably if you research it (and you'd have to be beyond bored to do this), you'll find that many of the instruments used were named after people.
Metz scissors, : Allis clamps, Adson forceps just to name a few off the top of my head, there are many more. We had preference cards on each surgeon, telling what supplies, and instrument sets were needed for each procedure.
It’s like a dance, once you did several surgeries with a specific surgeon, you knew what to hand him, it would just flow. At least that is how it was for me.
I haven’t worked in the OR since 1997. Then there were no computers as we know them now. We had hand written preference cards (index cards) on every surgeon and his special preferences. When I started in the OR in 1983, we’d go to the supply room and pick the supplies for each case for the next day. Then the department got bigger and we had people that worked in Sterile Supply that did that and also cleaned/sterilized the instruments. Then they got case carts. Big, metal rolling carts with doors and they’d put the supplies for each case in there. We also had a separate cardiac, neuro and general surgery case cart ready in minutes because we were a trauma center. Now when I walk through the OR, their cases for the next day are all on computer and show up on a monitor. Of all the places I worked in 44 years as a nurse, OR is hands down my favorite. As much as the procedures have evolved since I started working there, the basic principles of sterility haven’t changed in all these years. If I had to and there was no one else available, I could still scrub in to do a basic general surgery case.
I’ve got my Garbage Force One decal on my car and my Jewish Space Laser is charging via USB right now. I’ll be driving around zapping any vehicle (but don’t worry, just your tires) I see with a Trump sticker. If you have a sign on your front lawn, say goodbye to your grass. It’s better for the environment anyway.
I live in a deep red state and can happily report way less Trump signs than 2020 and I haven’t seen a rebel flag in months. When I voted this week there were way more women than men- just an observation but it does make me nervously optimistic about this election. Hopeful even.
I also live in a deep red state—Texas. I pray the sign count means something. The sign count in my area is way, way, way down from 2020. I am talking 10-15% the number and intensity and volume of last time, if that. 2020 was frightening where I live, with the blanketing of the landscape with signs banners, flags, etc. everywhere. I am still terrified but holding on to that hope that less signs means less voters…..People are certifiably insane who vote for him, but I still fear the cult, zombie like allegiance to the lunatic.
Watching Donald Drumpf simulate fellatio on his lectern was TV GOLD. It obviously was not the first time he had performed the act. Who would have been his first? Daddy? Putin? Eric?
Might be what Putin has on him. Those anus lips and sick mind would qualify him to be well versed with playing the one note oboe. Only Trump gets away with this demented shit. Imagine the outrage if any Democrat put on such a bizarre display.
Rick…imagine if women running for president were married three times, had a boat load of children with different husbands and said on live tv that they could grab any guy’s penis because they were famous…that the guys would let her do anything! Now just picture this scenario and add felony convictions, rape & her call to have her followers attack the Capitol Building, police and others! (Probably wouldn’t be mentioned in the news.) 🙄🤬
This confirms my thoughts on DT. He doesn't have Dementia, just hardening of too few arteries to begin with. I can see my dad (died last year at 93) trying to work an unplugged toaster, then getting so pissed off, he picks it up and throws it through a window. And then calls "the bastards that made it" to chew out anyone he can get to answer. He is just a dick now, an old one, and he doesn't like it.
Why did he do that? They all laughed so part of a horrid joke? I hated it and not going to talk about it, that is what he does now even this group is gone crazy.
For sure Putin was his favorite 🤩 and no video yet, but extra care spent teabagging his Tucker Carlson style bronzed balls. Cause they let you do that when they own your Kompromat orange ass.
Most surreal moment since All Seasons Total Landscaping.
I have a 20-year-old intern at work and on Friday was trying to describe to him just how ABNORMAL the past eight years have been. Remember when Howard Dean was taken down by a brief scream?
I remember it like it was yesterday, Veronica. Not sure how or when the Dems became the Republicon’s bitch, but there are many instances of similar behavior.
Al Franken? Al was a comedian before he was elected to office. A picture surfaced from his past where he was playing around, pretending to touch a sleeping associate’s breasts. Buh bye!
John Kerry was running for POTUS and was polling ahead George W Bush when the Republicons “swift boated” him. They made up demeaning stories about Kerry’s exemplary service and “Mission Accomplished” was born.
This syncs with my first “Marie’s Conspiracy Theories”. That what’s really on those “golden” tapes we were wondering about years ago is not about golden showers, it’s about his tiny mushroom getting a woody while he’s having way too much fun with a guy’s woody in a threesome. The golden shower thing is too passé to create a riot. But this would probably be THE one thing that would send his base running to the hills … being terrified that tea bagging, and all of it, might become a “requirement” to show allegiance. “Are you man enough to be a cocksucker, and still be a manly man?”
Putie for sure has some party favors for his guests that could make people do very strange things. Things they wouldn't do normally. Like have a bunch of women perform a pee party. News says Diddy was into drugs, not just for her m, but his guests too. Epstein might have used drugs in people, film, then blackmail them.
Jeff we are at the crossroads of Democracy in our country and the final argument by the Republican nominee is to show the world how he would execute one of his enemies and demonstrate oral sex on a microphone at his hate rally. I need a shower after watching this piece of shit 💩 So sad for our country I’m about to shed a few tears. Best to all fellow travellers.
"The Madness of King Fuckface I" should be the name of the movie they will inevitably make of this election cycle. You, Mingo, get my vote for internet of the day
It’s freaking terrifying that one candidate is smart & sane, but a black woman; the other is stupid & insane, but a white man, so the race is close. Just unbelievable!
The Trumplicans should all be prosecuted for elder abuse for dragging people my age through Trump's psychodrama for so long. We have been holding onto our Social Security and Medicare for dear life and if they take that away, well we will have to take matters into our own hands.
Vote early if you still can. Vote for sanity please. Like Jeff, we all know that there will be more insane shit out of the orange turd sometime today.
This article explains exactly why Kamala Harris will win the election with a bigger majority than Biden. Every poll is adjusted by the pollster, and their adjustments always almost always favor Trump. In 2024 the polls are garbage!!!💩💩💩💩
Pollster adjustments in this election in particular are very dangerous. They cow tow to Trump, just like Bezos did, because they are afraid of him. Unfortunately, they are leading the MAGA's to believe that Trump will win and when he doesn't it will only be because of election interference. They are helping foment a civil war.
I clearly remember the shock and disappointment when my partner and I went to paaaartay with friends on election night 2016 as the polls were predicting a Hillary win. I'll never believe a poll again.
Bulwark article was spot on. Men can get away with acting like 15 year olds their entire life. Play video games, get drunk with their male buddies, dress up all Billy Bad Boy in camo even though they were never in the military, play with guns, burp, fart, whatever. The rest of us just roll our eyes or laugh. But let an adult woman drag out her Barbie Dolls, have a Miss Kitty collection, play house with her imaginary husband and children in her playroom and we'd be carted off to the nearest mental institution (actually there are none anymore since Reagan closed them in the 80's). That double standard has always been around. As stupid as Trump is, he is sly as a fox as far as reading his target audience well. He has always targeted the working class non college educated male. He knows all that macho crap appeals to certain men - not all of them of course. He was never going to be a favorite of women or people of color. He's known that. People sense when you don't like them or look down on them. He had a lousy history with women and minorities long before 2016. What he didn't have, was a bad history with this certain white male group. He's the man they all want to be. Forceful, successful with a trophy wife. And when you mess with him, he fights back. No civility there, just go for the jugular. Unfortunately that group doesn't realize how badly manipulated they've been. Trump would only hang around with extremely wealthy white men that he needed to use. He holds them in distain just like he holds the rest of us.
Not all men, please. Just the tRumpublikkkan Idiots who never grew up. There are plenty of wise men (I'll put myself here) who have already voted for Kamala (male/mail-in ballot). Thanks for your thoughts.
I had clarified in my comment that I was not talking about all men. You can’t generalize about an entire gender. I have 3 sons, all grown. But I see how they were doing fun teenage boy things way into their 20’s where girls couldn’t have gotten away with it. Maybe some of it is envy. Seems like grown men have more options for fun than grown women.
What might save us is that the males (can you even call them men yet) who act like they're still 15 forget that they're old enough to vote and are one of the lower-propensity voter groups.
I think it was Alex Wagner who interviewed some young men about who they were going to vote for on TV last week. Talk about duh. If this is the result of our American educational system, we’re in deep doo doo. Just the lack of any intellectual curiosity, knowledge about what’s going on and rationale for voting for Trump was eye watering. Or being so utterly uninformed about the election less than a week away.
Let’s not underestimate the misogyny in this country. Talk to your family & neighbors. See if they need a ride to the polls. As Jeff says, “we vote, we win”
“The ballot is your business” proposition exposed real confessions of male domination. How dare your silly little wife disobey you! It reminds us about verbal and physical domestic violence against women by their partners.
This push to me is the Dems only example of every accusation is a confession. Democratic women have been voting despite (or even to spite)their husbands for decades! It is how women got the vote. I worked with so many, because they knew I didn't have to, but I just assuaged their guilt. How do you think JFK got elected 😎?
Three idiots all in one article . The garbage jerk proves how gullible people are . That is NOT what Joe said but he believes the Fox idiots . Makes me furious . And no man is EVER EVER going to tell me how to vote NEVER
Ok….now he fellates a mic. Should be front page news that the man is completely and obviously unfit to be the leader of the free world …and nothing. Nada. Crickets. 🤯🤯🤯
Karen, the press is owned by the right…don’t let this surprise you or fool you. They are doing their jobs for THEIR master. But we have Substack,Free Speech tv & numerous other sources for our voices.
And in other news: WaPo propagandist and Trump fluffer Hugh Hewitt stormed off of a Zoom podcast when his co-workers reacted to being “corrected” about the Supreme’s ruling in favor of purging voter rolls by reminding him that being factually corrected by a guy who dispenses lies like Halloween candy is a hoot. He then resigned as an op-ed contributor at WaPo - which, ironically, means he has more integrity than Bezos.
Poor Hughie. Someone upset him. Too bad Loomer isn't around to make it all better. What a little b****. He can dish out the lies for years, but when someone calls him on it, he loses his mind. No one will miss him.
I would leave work today to see that. Nothing he does surprises me anymore. All I'm waiting for him is to say publicly the N word and the C word. That's all that's left. Or dry hump Ivanka.
He moved on that mic like a bitch! No, actually, I found it to be a very lackluster blowjob from a tired, feeble man. When my presidents simulate sex, I want it to be with enthusiasm and passion. Not even the horniest teenager would have been satisfied with that performance.
He’s practicing for a long prison sentence!!
I’m not sure even the most desperate would waste their time on an old, blown out asshole with uncontrollable diarrhea. That would take a mighty strong stomach and a failed sense of smell.
He'll be a busy boy.😂😂🤣🤣
I mean that was no hawk-tuah or anything like that.
Sheesh.
And some dirty talk might have been nice.
He sounds exhausted and outside of hurling insults and ten words or so about anything remotely policy oriented, it's just babbling. It sounds like what should only be a 60-second warm-up before you get to what you're there for, telling people what you will do as president. No wonder he doesn't want to get to that part. Glad he did throw in the thing about protecting women whether they want it or not. "There, there, don't you worry your pretty little plaything head about that."
Chefs kiss Mary!!
I'm still stuck on the recent question "what will you do to bring down child care costs?" A five minute incoherent, rambling, idiotically irrelevant jumble. He ended by saying "child care is child care". JFC.
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You win the comment section today. :-D
I vote for "signing to Putin." Also telling us what's on that tape.
For a long time I have believed that putie mounted Drumpf and has the photos. They have good drugs in Russia.
All that would take is some lube, and a promise for trump-tower Moscow, Trump has a daddy-dom fetish for Putin.
Yeah, someone did. Also there might have been young boys involved.
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Well, according to this discussion called Trump's Turnout Trouble, which I'm pretty sure will make you as happy as it made me and the person who shared it with me, Trump is wasting his time escalating his actions as Prof Ruth Ben-Ghiat says he has to do to get the news cycle. Well this should be in the news cycle too.
https://youtu.be/EZvQCIsu8Zs?si=t4fYy0mJN11elzmE
It looks like smart trumps Trump!
Now imagine Kamala up on stage, making a "V" with her fingers, and rapidly flicking her tongue through it. I'm sure the press would just ignore it.
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Kanye has a grill. He likes Kanye.
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I am shocked. That Jesse Watters is married. To a live woman. Who is presumably willing to be married. To him. Shocked.
There is no limit of women who will sleep/marry horrid men to get money. Look at Musk's baby mamas or whatever they are of his 10 children. Harvey Weinstein's ex wife. Sheldon Adelson. The list is long and all of those men are gross. Without their wallets, no women would have looked at them.
Makes you wonder; I bet you double or nothing that Melania is a Harris/Walz voter. She hated being FLOTUS~ she’s probably never voted for {he who shall not be named}
She might vote for someone else just to get out of being first lady again (I mean, it's got to be hard picking out more appalling Christmas decor than she's already come up with, and she's already destroyed the most iconic garden at the White House.)
But in ideology, I gather that she and Trump are far better matched than you'd think. She may be so disgusted by him that she never wants to be in the same room again (unless he's paying a hell of a lot more than $130k) but she's every bit the hardliner he is, and most definitely no damsel in distress. I don't think she'd vote for Harris/Walz.
Yeah, I think she’s an awful person in her own right. I really don’t care, do U?
No. IDGAF about any of them. Though I do not wish any ill will on any of the grandchildren.
From things I've read, she isn't much better than he is. Only better looking and much quieter about her beliefs. You don't stay married to someone for almost 20 years, when you have money to get out of the marriage, unless there's still something in it for you. She's no shrinking violet and she has purposefully created the image that most of us have about her.
Goebbels/Mengele aren't available.
Did you see the footage of trump peering over the voting carrel trying to see what Melania was marking on her ballot? I don't know if that is recent or from a previous election cycle, but it figures. One of his sons did the same., Eric I thin.
From 2016.
🫢 What a pathetically insecure man baby. That goes for both of them.
O rly?
She's as bad as he is. And just as transactional. She will do anything for a buck (or whatever the monetary unit is in Slovenia).
He must be paying her every time she makes an appearance, otherwise, she's in NY with her boyfriend.
TBH, I don't know how she can stand the stench.
$237,000 is her asking price, that's what she charged the log cabin republicans, and asked CNN to have her promote her own book!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/melania-trump-paid-appearance-campaign-b2617689.html
The same book that the Orange Shitstain claimed is a NYT #1 best seller?
Mmm hmmm.
And I'm the Queen of Romania.
Yes. Imagine the balls of asking to be paid to promote your (undoubtedly ghost-written fictional account) grift, I mean book! She's so transactional.
I'll bid $7.
She really cares about no one, but her son, though and she might want us destroyed for being mean to her.
I’ll join your bet. What I would triple or nothing bet with you is how much she hates him. It’s glaringly obvious. And you know she doesn’t want to be in the WH again. But she’ll use Barron as an excuse why she has to stay in NYC. I feel that Barron has cognitive challenges and that’s why she follows him around. Fair enough. But if he doesn’t, an 18 year old boy with SS protection sure doesn’t need mommy with him at college. The Obama and Bush girls didn’t need their parents with them when they went to college. I have no respect for her. She sold her soul to the devil for money and a life with an utterly obnoxious man. Other women that have done that have at least had smart and good looking husbands.
So true
It works both ways.
I will never forget the show in which Sally Jessy Raphael was shocked, shocked, I say. to see some people thought "some" women were mercenaries.
So who is gross?
I feel the same way about Stephen Miller! He found a real live woman to marry him! Ewwww
If he bit her on the neck, he turned her into another vampire so that makes sense
Ewww is right! That Jewish Nazi procreating with another Nazi is nauseating. They now have 2 children and I just know they both want to create the Aryan race, like Joseph Mengele wanted to.
Seems like the shallow end of the gene pool
Be that as it may, Miller is still Jewish, something that would never save him from real Nazis. Not these faux wannabes.
And they had a baby too, right? The thought of them creating a bunch of “little thems” is gag reflex fodder.
Not the genes we want passed on
YUK!!!🤮🤮
that is a really vile thought! choices:
1. his wife is really an AI robot
2. his wife has had a lobotomy
3. she lives in a different state
4. she grew up in a cult and was sold to him
5. is it possible that she actually likes him??? just such a gross thought
any other thoughts?
6) she’s Queen of the Undead
"Stephen, 34, and Katie, 28, had fallen in love—as young people do—while figuring out how to separate children from their parents at the border. Now, thanks to Katie, Stephen was officially off the market. It didn't throw her that half the country was blasting him as a white nationalist due to a recent cache of leaked emails, or that one chunk of his family had disowned him. "https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/2020/10/super-bad-true-love-story
It's all about the money and privilege.
She is horrible, laughing at the babies in cages at the border. And bragging about it.
I have read somewhere that the female vampire that Stephen Miller managed to persuade into marriage is nastily and eerily quite similar in outlook and ideology to Miller himself.
I'm praying that his kids find everlasting and secure happiness in marriages to POC and/or persons of the LGBTQBi+ community.
For what it's worth, his wife also worked in the PAB admin with him, and by all accounts, is a horrible fucking fascist too. Pretty sure she helped with the child separation and other horrors to immigrants.
But even so, the fact that any woman would marry and reproduce with him is so insane.
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I’m shocked about all these women married to these guys… like Vance for instance…
You've obviously never been to Hollywood. :-)
“Mama always said, there’s plenty of heartless gold diggers in the sea.”
Was that "the talk".
Paraphrasing Forrest Gump. He was too smart to actually say that
Same, his first wife was likely shocked as well HI2!
He cheated on her so I hope she took him to the cleaners.
She works for Faux Snooze. In other words, she was hired after she flunked the IQ Test.
And apparently he's gotten someone to marry him TWICE! I'm gobsmacked.
Well, trump, Rudy Colludy, Noot Gingrich all had three. Blimp Limbaugh found 4 (!) women to marry him. Holy fuck
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💵💵💵💵 It's all about the dead Presidents.
He also admitted on-air at some point that he let the air out of his now-wife's tires so she would be trapped and have to accept a ride home from him. She was his employee at this time.
Yes, he was still married to his first wife at the time, and yes, that is exactly the kind of fucking creep he is. He admitted this as if it was endearing, rather than extremely stalkerish and gross as hell.
Yeah, I heard that story. Not only is he a fucking creep, but he’s proud of it.
"Mazel Tough". I see what you did there. 😂😂 But the Oral sex thing? What the hell was that about? Next thing you know he'll start taking off his clothes on stage. He's just out of his mind. This cant end soon enough! Have a great weekend, you fine people. ✌️
He’s practicing for a threesome with Putin and Orban. Sorry for the image!
MIKE!!!!! I'll have that image in my head all day! NOOOOOOOO!!! HAHA
That’s what you get for threatening us with him naked! Bautista already told us his belly looked like a bag of buttermilk. How much abuse can the electorate take?!
"Bag of buttermilk" belly (LOL)! Reminds me of the photo of Musk's bluish-white translucent gut which looks like he's impregnated himself. Something he's no doubt been invited to do a million times.
@ Sharon Hudnall....Oh, good one!!! Thank you for the laugh!
Bautista is a damn national treasure, I know him through the dog rescue community and he really is one of the most genuinely awesome people ever, but his bag of buttermilk comment was an incredible gift 😂
I've heard that he's a really good dude.
HAHAH!!
Oh please! EEEeeewww, I have to go grocery shopping in an hour--how am I going to get that out of my head????
YEOW!!🤢
Hmmm. Trump, Orban, AND Putin?, in a threesome?!! I would love to see a talented artist's interpretation of THAT scene. On digital billboards all over the country.
Tasty.
The Mazel Tough logo was made by Dissent Pins. I actually have it on a T-shirt as I am a proud member of the "Goyim Squad." 😆 I love things that trigger magats! Muahahahaha!
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3days til liftoff!
We can do it!
When HCR discusses TFG miming oral sex on stage during a rally (as she did in her Nov. 1 post) I think we have hit peak WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’m hardly surprised anymore but this one did it, it actually caught me off guard.
I know...Not one of the past week's ridiculous/outrageous actions or spoken "jokes" (all to monopolize the media) were on my political bingo card.
Trump loves a microphone set up in front of a crowd of people more than anything else in the world and will do anything to keep the microphone happy. Anything.
I'd think even a microphone would find the guy pretty <blech>! Not a good way to please the microphone.
Ditto Susan!!
Maybe the next step is to show us his “beautiful body” right there on stage
omg, we're going to run out of eye bleach!
Nooooooooooo!
O M G nooooooo!
Not Lock him up!, but Keep him dressed!
Surely, of all the people in the world I least want to see nekkid...
No shit!🤢🤢
GAGgagGAG.....
Please don't put that image in my mind, cause I still haven't gotten the picture of drumpf getting his bloated self spray painted. His little 🍄 🤮🤢✌🏻💙
Another sign of dementia is loss of inhibition. I think that is exactly what’s happening with Dumbass jerking off the microphone. He really should be in a memory care facility; definitely not the White House.
You too, Susan. I've been busy on a hardscape project. I'll be in touch.
Jeff, making us look at that last gif is a felony.
You’re probably spot on, for having to watch his prison warmups Alison!!
There's a lot of out of work Trump lawyers looking for work right now
Every time I see Charlie Kirk it confirms my theory that he was left in the birth canal too long and removed with forceps made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring.
You know if you invent an instrument, it can be named after you. Like the cardiovascular Debakey forceps (named after the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Debakey). You can have forceps name The Anita made from 2 spades and a truck seat spring. Congrats!!! When I worked in the OR, I wanted to invent a new rectal retractor and have it named after me.
😂🤣😂🤣Now that’s a way to live on for eternity 😂🤣😂😊
The Hunter Rectal Retractor. Yay!
That was going to be my name for it too. LOL.
Or: “The Retractable Rectal Hunter” 🤯
As long as I don't have to take credit for the shape of Chuckie's head.
That certainly does disprove the existence of a benign deity.
Colour me amazed Deborah!!
New life goal unlocked. Off to imagineer some new medical instruments worthy of bearing my name! 😂
When I was working there (years ago,) that never occurred to me!
I had heard that when they used to ask for the Debakey forceps during a cardiovascular procedure. Probably if you research it (and you'd have to be beyond bored to do this), you'll find that many of the instruments used were named after people.
Metz scissors, : Allis clamps, Adson forceps just to name a few off the top of my head, there are many more. We had preference cards on each surgeon, telling what supplies, and instrument sets were needed for each procedure.
It’s like a dance, once you did several surgeries with a specific surgeon, you knew what to hand him, it would just flow. At least that is how it was for me.
I haven’t worked in the OR since 1997. Then there were no computers as we know them now. We had hand written preference cards (index cards) on every surgeon and his special preferences. When I started in the OR in 1983, we’d go to the supply room and pick the supplies for each case for the next day. Then the department got bigger and we had people that worked in Sterile Supply that did that and also cleaned/sterilized the instruments. Then they got case carts. Big, metal rolling carts with doors and they’d put the supplies for each case in there. We also had a separate cardiac, neuro and general surgery case cart ready in minutes because we were a trauma center. Now when I walk through the OR, their cases for the next day are all on computer and show up on a monitor. Of all the places I worked in 44 years as a nurse, OR is hands down my favorite. As much as the procedures have evolved since I started working there, the basic principles of sterility haven’t changed in all these years. If I had to and there was no one else available, I could still scrub in to do a basic general surgery case.
Are we 100% sure he was born—and not created inside a lab somewhere in Siberia?
That's my other theory.
That would make sense.
😂😂😂🔥🔥
😂 LOL!!!
Nicely painted image you provided Anita, thanks!!
Tea➡️tablet➡️tissues
Ah, that explains the shrinking face/expanding head.
😂😂
Love this image
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂
I’ve got my Garbage Force One decal on my car and my Jewish Space Laser is charging via USB right now. I’ll be driving around zapping any vehicle (but don’t worry, just your tires) I see with a Trump sticker. If you have a sign on your front lawn, say goodbye to your grass. It’s better for the environment anyway.
😂😂Need some help?
I’ll happily accept 😆
Hilarious!!
LOL!!!
Nice Kay-EI!!
I imagined that whole episode word for word. So funny, Kay-El!
I live in a deep red state and can happily report way less Trump signs than 2020 and I haven’t seen a rebel flag in months. When I voted this week there were way more women than men- just an observation but it does make me nervously optimistic about this election. Hopeful even.
I also live in a deep red state—Texas. I pray the sign count means something. The sign count in my area is way, way, way down from 2020. I am talking 10-15% the number and intensity and volume of last time, if that. 2020 was frightening where I live, with the blanketing of the landscape with signs banners, flags, etc. everywhere. I am still terrified but holding on to that hope that less signs means less voters…..People are certifiably insane who vote for him, but I still fear the cult, zombie like allegiance to the lunatic.
I hope you're right!
Watching Donald Drumpf simulate fellatio on his lectern was TV GOLD. It obviously was not the first time he had performed the act. Who would have been his first? Daddy? Putin? Eric?
Might be what Putin has on him. Those anus lips and sick mind would qualify him to be well versed with playing the one note oboe. Only Trump gets away with this demented shit. Imagine the outrage if any Democrat put on such a bizarre display.
Rick…imagine if women running for president were married three times, had a boat load of children with different husbands and said on live tv that they could grab any guy’s penis because they were famous…that the guys would let her do anything! Now just picture this scenario and add felony convictions, rape & her call to have her followers attack the Capitol Building, police and others! (Probably wouldn’t be mentioned in the news.) 🙄🤬
Do not forget stealing classified documents that would get anyone else a life sentence…………
So you're saying the "ho" insult against Kamala is also just projection from Trumpworld.
Probably not with our pick, choose and ignore media these days.
As if the Golden Showers tape wasn’t enough. 😂
This confirms my thoughts on DT. He doesn't have Dementia, just hardening of too few arteries to begin with. I can see my dad (died last year at 93) trying to work an unplugged toaster, then getting so pissed off, he picks it up and throws it through a window. And then calls "the bastards that made it" to chew out anyone he can get to answer. He is just a dick now, an old one, and he doesn't like it.
A limp dick-tator
Why did he do that? They all laughed so part of a horrid joke? I hated it and not going to talk about it, that is what he does now even this group is gone crazy.
If there were young children at the rally, they were probably asking their mom/dad, “What’s he doing?” How might mom or dad explain that?
🏆🏆🏆
Indubitably Putin
For sure Putin was his favorite 🤩 and no video yet, but extra care spent teabagging his Tucker Carlson style bronzed balls. Cause they let you do that when they own your Kompromat orange ass.
😂😂😂
Funny stuff Eileen!!
I think it's been a repeat performance several times with Putin.
Da!
Most surreal moment since All Seasons Total Landscaping.
I have a 20-year-old intern at work and on Friday was trying to describe to him just how ABNORMAL the past eight years have been. Remember when Howard Dean was taken down by a brief scream?
I remember it like it was yesterday, Veronica. Not sure how or when the Dems became the Republicon’s bitch, but there are many instances of similar behavior.
Al Franken? Al was a comedian before he was elected to office. A picture surfaced from his past where he was playing around, pretending to touch a sleeping associate’s breasts. Buh bye!
John Kerry was running for POTUS and was polling ahead George W Bush when the Republicons “swift boated” him. They made up demeaning stories about Kerry’s exemplary service and “Mission Accomplished” was born.
Lies and the lying liars that tell them.
Ah, simpler times. Even Clinton got away with sex in the WH.
Haha. Bill didn’t think a BJ was “sex”
This syncs with my first “Marie’s Conspiracy Theories”. That what’s really on those “golden” tapes we were wondering about years ago is not about golden showers, it’s about his tiny mushroom getting a woody while he’s having way too much fun with a guy’s woody in a threesome. The golden shower thing is too passé to create a riot. But this would probably be THE one thing that would send his base running to the hills … being terrified that tea bagging, and all of it, might become a “requirement” to show allegiance. “Are you man enough to be a cocksucker, and still be a manly man?”
During that little fellatio demonstration, Trump seemed to be imagining a much larger penis than he is familiar with.
Yes, Putin, although Epstein might have been first in line.
I think his mentor Roy Cohn broke him in.
Yup.
Definitely Putie
Why not all of them Walter!!
Putie for sure has some party favors for his guests that could make people do very strange things. Things they wouldn't do normally. Like have a bunch of women perform a pee party. News says Diddy was into drugs, not just for her m, but his guests too. Epstein might have used drugs in people, film, then blackmail them.
Hefner's place is gone. Gonna have to keep your roomies. It sucks.
😂😂😂 I see what you did there. Have fun. Wish I had 28 y/o roomies. Hell, I wish for 50 y/o roomies.
Jeff we are at the crossroads of Democracy in our country and the final argument by the Republican nominee is to show the world how he would execute one of his enemies and demonstrate oral sex on a microphone at his hate rally. I need a shower after watching this piece of shit 💩 So sad for our country I’m about to shed a few tears. Best to all fellow travellers.
It's the Madness of King Fuckface the First. Make it stop. I'm leaving to go door knock this am in my zip code. Mazel Tough!
"The Madness of King Fuckface I" should be the name of the movie they will inevitably make of this election cycle. You, Mingo, get my vote for internet of the day
It’s freaking terrifying that one candidate is smart & sane, but a black woman; the other is stupid & insane, but a white man, so the race is close. Just unbelievable!
Mazel Tough… you go man, mazel Tov.
The Trumplicans should all be prosecuted for elder abuse for dragging people my age through Trump's psychodrama for so long. We have been holding onto our Social Security and Medicare for dear life and if they take that away, well we will have to take matters into our own hands.
Vote early if you still can. Vote for sanity please. Like Jeff, we all know that there will be more insane shit out of the orange turd sometime today.
Losing our Social Security and Medicare because we didn't fellate the right hedge fund manager wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.
!!! As Jeff says, if we vote, we win. !!!
🧨🧨🧨🧨 DON'T MISS THIS!!! 💥💥💥💥💥
This article explains exactly why Kamala Harris will win the election with a bigger majority than Biden. Every poll is adjusted by the pollster, and their adjustments always almost always favor Trump. In 2024 the polls are garbage!!!💩💩💩💩
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/its-the-gender-gap-stupid
If you want to read a detailed but wonky explanation why pollster adjustments are bogus—
There’s more herding in swing state polls than at a sheep farm in the Scottish Highlands
Some pollsters aren’t telling you what their data really say
https://www.natesilver.net/p/theres-more-herding-in-swing-state
Pollster adjustments in this election in particular are very dangerous. They cow tow to Trump, just like Bezos did, because they are afraid of him. Unfortunately, they are leading the MAGA's to believe that Trump will win and when he doesn't it will only be because of election interference. They are helping foment a civil war.
I clearly remember the shock and disappointment when my partner and I went to paaaartay with friends on election night 2016 as the polls were predicting a Hillary win. I'll never believe a poll again.
wise decision, Steve.
Which is likely what our master puppeteers would like to see, until “we the serfs” start coming for them Debra!!
Well. Of course they are. Just think how that would increase readership.
Bulwark article was spot on. Men can get away with acting like 15 year olds their entire life. Play video games, get drunk with their male buddies, dress up all Billy Bad Boy in camo even though they were never in the military, play with guns, burp, fart, whatever. The rest of us just roll our eyes or laugh. But let an adult woman drag out her Barbie Dolls, have a Miss Kitty collection, play house with her imaginary husband and children in her playroom and we'd be carted off to the nearest mental institution (actually there are none anymore since Reagan closed them in the 80's). That double standard has always been around. As stupid as Trump is, he is sly as a fox as far as reading his target audience well. He has always targeted the working class non college educated male. He knows all that macho crap appeals to certain men - not all of them of course. He was never going to be a favorite of women or people of color. He's known that. People sense when you don't like them or look down on them. He had a lousy history with women and minorities long before 2016. What he didn't have, was a bad history with this certain white male group. He's the man they all want to be. Forceful, successful with a trophy wife. And when you mess with him, he fights back. No civility there, just go for the jugular. Unfortunately that group doesn't realize how badly manipulated they've been. Trump would only hang around with extremely wealthy white men that he needed to use. He holds them in distain just like he holds the rest of us.
Not all men, please. Just the tRumpublikkkan Idiots who never grew up. There are plenty of wise men (I'll put myself here) who have already voted for Kamala (male/mail-in ballot). Thanks for your thoughts.
I had clarified in my comment that I was not talking about all men. You can’t generalize about an entire gender. I have 3 sons, all grown. But I see how they were doing fun teenage boy things way into their 20’s where girls couldn’t have gotten away with it. Maybe some of it is envy. Seems like grown men have more options for fun than grown women.
The average tRump voter that I’ve seen wouldn’t be allowed on the lawn at MAL
What might save us is that the males (can you even call them men yet) who act like they're still 15 forget that they're old enough to vote and are one of the lower-propensity voter groups.
I think it was Alex Wagner who interviewed some young men about who they were going to vote for on TV last week. Talk about duh. If this is the result of our American educational system, we’re in deep doo doo. Just the lack of any intellectual curiosity, knowledge about what’s going on and rationale for voting for Trump was eye watering. Or being so utterly uninformed about the election less than a week away.
A ton of truth about polling Kathleen, one should always question where/when/what/ who along with how many…
Better for MAGAs to scream “STOLEN ELECTION!!!!”
Let’s not underestimate the misogyny in this country. Talk to your family & neighbors. See if they need a ride to the polls. As Jeff says, “we vote, we win”
Telling hubby "It's a secret ballot" or "None of your business" isn't lying.
If you have to lie or hide the fact from your spouse as to who you are voting for, you have much bigger problems in your marriage than voting.
It’s that evangelical sh’t where women are subservient to their husbands 😡😡😡😡😡
That’s an understatement Deborah!!
No kidding
“The ballot is your business” proposition exposed real confessions of male domination. How dare your silly little wife disobey you! It reminds us about verbal and physical domestic violence against women by their partners.
I would add an adjective before the word business. Lol!
Alee, this is Jeff's page. It's OK to say fucking.
OK. Get out of my FUCKiNG business you douchebag. 😂. (Husbands like that are probably wife beaters, too)
Fuckin’ eh right Rhe!!
Since "Save America" is one of the slogans Trump has used, just tell him "I voted to save America."
This push to me is the Dems only example of every accusation is a confession. Democratic women have been voting despite (or even to spite)their husbands for decades! It is how women got the vote. I worked with so many, because they knew I didn't have to, but I just assuaged their guilt. How do you think JFK got elected 😎?
My mom elected JFK and didn't tell my dad.
Three idiots all in one article . The garbage jerk proves how gullible people are . That is NOT what Joe said but he believes the Fox idiots . Makes me furious . And no man is EVER EVER going to tell me how to vote NEVER
Ok….now he fellates a mic. Should be front page news that the man is completely and obviously unfit to be the leader of the free world …and nothing. Nada. Crickets. 🤯🤯🤯
Karen, the press is owned by the right…don’t let this surprise you or fool you. They are doing their jobs for THEIR master. But we have Substack,Free Speech tv & numerous other sources for our voices.
Exactly!
And in other news: WaPo propagandist and Trump fluffer Hugh Hewitt stormed off of a Zoom podcast when his co-workers reacted to being “corrected” about the Supreme’s ruling in favor of purging voter rolls by reminding him that being factually corrected by a guy who dispenses lies like Halloween candy is a hoot. He then resigned as an op-ed contributor at WaPo - which, ironically, means he has more integrity than Bezos.
Poor Hughie. Someone upset him. Too bad Loomer isn't around to make it all better. What a little b****. He can dish out the lies for years, but when someone calls him on it, he loses his mind. No one will miss him.
Well - they still have that insufferable twat Marc Thiessen.
Aren’t all the MAGAs like that? They can dish it out, but whine endlessly when fact checked
Good news. Thanks for that.
No loss.
I feel like before the weekend is over Trump will take a dump on stage, and not just in his pants.
Agree...the dementia is getting worse...he'll probably just start taking off his clothes next. What a wingnut.
I would leave work today to see that. Nothing he does surprises me anymore. All I'm waiting for him is to say publicly the N word and the C word. That's all that's left. Or dry hump Ivanka.
Hahaha!!!!
Or take off all his clothes!