MTG is jumping ship because Trump did not back her and she could see where the ship was sailing. Rumors hath it that more Republicans might jump ship as more is revealed in the files.
Also, for those who are upset that Mamdani is a SOCIAL Democrat, I just saw posted on one of my chats today that Seattle is now about to have a SOCIAL Democratic mayor as well. Only she is female, white and probably not Muslim. Still hope to see same policies.
As for Anna Luna(tic), she has been inviting members of the AfD in Germany, that is the New German Nazi party to visit her so she can ostensibly help JDV, Musk and Trump to plan their ascendency to leadership in Germany. In response to this, I have organized American-German monthly dialogues in my city in Germany. I want to be spreading the word that the right wing fascist Devils in the USA are eager to spread their brand of ruining a country to the rest of the world, and they are reaching out wherever they can, and are well organized and funded.
Thank you, Linda, for taking up this important cause. It's vital that we don't lose focus on the many other ways this regime is trying to spread its poison.
Paula, books that made this clear for me are "Money, Lies and God: Inside the Movement to Destroy American Democracy" by Katherine Stewart, and Anne Applebaum's book, "Autocracy, Inc. : The Dictators Who Want to Run the World." A well developed far-right network is actively working to destroy democracy wherever they can.
Wow, Linda, lil’ Lunatic is not as stupid as we all thought! She was “hired” to be cute and alluring to attract members of the AfD. Pretty soon, Florida will be known as the Nazi State of America. Ugh…
I wouldn’t wish them on today’s Germany. Send them somewhere with no healthcare, no Big Macs, no donuts, definitely no internet. Somewhere where there is nothing to buy and no one to notice them.
Terri, That does not seem a realistic solution, since they could not fit in here in the ways they would want to.
I am living in Germany, if you will see my posts above. It is recommended that those Americans abroad should try to stave off autocracy where we are living and form networks too, so that we can help keep autocracy at bay where we live so we can provide support against fascism in the US as well. The more places there are that have democratic governments, the harder it will be for Trump to do autocratic things and as long as democratic countries still interact with Trump as allies, the harder it is for him to run full force with his fascism. We should do all we can to keep it that way.
Thank you Linda, we can use all the help we can get. I get the absolute giggles when I think of Germans watching us marching down this path and raising a hand, saying "uh.... we'd like a word?
George, They do know that Trump is bad, unless they don't think he is. Obviously the AfD leadership loves him and the support he, Vance and other of his tribe are giving to them. I am sure it is monetary as well as strategic advice. I see what they are doing.
A lot of Germans don't know the path we are marching down in the US, because the media coverage has not been so good. Just as a lot of Americans don't know much of what is going on outside of the US. They are recognizing fascism though, and we are forming a group of Germans and Americans against fascism in both countries in my city.
Let's hope so! I'm so proud of my hometown of Seattle voting for a Social Democrat. Seattle needs good leadership and actual plans to end homelessness there.
I wish the 90 million people who didn't bother to vote, would have gotten off their lazy butts and voted in November! They're as much to blame as the MAGAts who voted for TRump, if not more. A mere 77 million people voted for The Convicted Felon and their votes would have kept him from becoming (gag) president again.
Popular vote has no effect on the Presidency . Humphrey, Al Gore, Hilary Clinton would've won had popular vote been used instead of Electoral College getting the shoe-in
At times like this, I'm pissed at the founding fathers. They could have put in a time tested parliamentary system, but having slaves that bring you food and rub your feet encourage you to day dream about a unitary executive.
The parliamentary system in roughly the modern form was only 90 years old in Britain and had been quite unstable both before the "Glorious Revolution" and quite recently in the Founders' time when George III, quite aside from trying to sweep aside elected bodies in the colonies, was also trying to roll back the parliamentary takeover, refusing to seat elected representatives (Wilkes and Barre, jointly commemorated in a city-name in Pennsylvania) for having criticized royal policy and choosing Prime Ministers without regard to who the majority in Parliament would have preferred.
The more they fight with each other, the more they're distracted from doing damage. Speaking of distractions, did Trump REALLY think having Hegseth announce a potential invasion of Venezuela was going to interest the general public, most of which couldn't find Venezuela on a map? Anyway, some things are hard to distract from and, to Trump's misfortune, sex scandals are at the top of the list.
“”Bides the tide” appears to be a nonstandard unintentional combination of “biding your time” with the old timey hymn “Blest be the ties that bind…” or your intention is to suggest waiting for the tide to turn to more favorable conditions. This explanation is mostly Ai approved. Kind of a mind twister but it works.
Please don’t forgo the use of your wonderful tag Sporkfoot for the shape shifting knucklehead from Georgia. It truly was one of your very Best inventions!
Be delighted to. Someone cooked up a picture of that anthropoid wearing sandals and made it look like she had three toes like a sloth. Thus she is known as "Sporkfoot" or, occasionally, "Sporky."
He woke up a little more creative this morning I see. That's actually kinda funny. Hate admitting that. Shit's falling off the rails for him and I'm here for it. It'll be a mischief of rats fleeing a sinking ship. It will happen.
tell me about it. the world hasn't been the same in 10 damn years. friendships & loved ones lost being amongst the worst part. i read this this morning and felt better, if it helps:
If you had only seen the Seinfeld episode where George buys a used car that once belonged to "John Voight" you wouldn't make that mistake. It seems the car belonged to a different Voight. Honest mistake on George's part, and I guess, yours.
I don't care about Jon/John. No, it's the "Dear Leader can't do shit" part. Exactly right. Useless. Always been useless. Whatever is wrong with these people can't be fixed in less than twelve million lifetimes.
He was a good actor back then. He just got too old and too full of himself. I thought that Midnight Cowboy was a great film. Dustin Hoffman was outstanding.
That's OK, Jon himself made a slightly more serious misspelling when he wrote the script for his rant: "this must be stopped and his mayoralty should be terminated immediately." He meant "majority" but "mayoralty" slipped in.
My point was that the real import of his wish to see the will majority of the voters discarded. They don't count for him because the don't exist for him. In effect he wants to wipe them out.
1. To Jesse Watters: I’ll die on my own time fuckwad, not yours.
2. Jon Void (not a typo) is morphing into Trump. Sad!
3. Apparently Lunatic has been anal probed one too many times.
I can’t even make a joke about the library thing because it’s just beyond the pale. I do hope someone buys a lot of the “offending” books and places them in strategic places around the library. And keeps doing it.
All I can find is this: “In a letter sent on Oct. 27 by the Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett, which was obtained by The Tennessean and later shared by the Rutherford County Library System, Hargett directed libraries in the county to "identify any materials that may be inconsistent with Tennessee age-appropriateness laws," as well as President Donald Trump's January executive order regarding "gender ideology."”
Excellent (unfortunately-well, kinda) this week in stupid! Your humor makes it especially stupid and laughable. How does anyone believe these crazy ass people! Thanks Jeff! Have a nice weekend to everyone on this substack!!!
Watters mebbe thinks us boomers will all go extinct like the dinosaurs did with that alleged asteroid impact. Fox viewers know they actually drowned in Noah's Flood
Kind of reminds me of some woman with whom I worked who was a baby when Kennedy was assassinated. Maybe what sets boomers apart is that we all heard the speeches Kennedy made, and boy, t doesn't even reach the cellar on his. "Ask not..." At this very moment my husband and I are watching "John and Yoko" on HBO. Why are we living through this again?
And what exactly does the “great and powerful” Watters think is going to happen to all the boomers like me? An extremely specific pandemic originating in all of the Social Security offices across the land??
It is so wrong. The boomers who didn't survive the Sixties were on campus and at demonstrations or served in Vietnam. The rest of us will live FOREVER, making his life miserable.
In his last episode of "Trump the President", Trump in on the unsinkable Titanic, cruising majestically across the sea, when BAMM, the ship slams into the iceberg of doom and begins to sink. All on board are in a panic, Trump, on the top deck, is rushing back and forth from railing to railing trying to find a safe way off the boat, but alas, there aren't enough life boats. He tried to get into some lifeboats by pulling off little children or by pointing out darker skinned passengers who were already on those boats and must be illegals or drug dealears. But, tragicaly, no one would let him onto their lifeboat. In a panic, he lurches across the sinking boat looking for someplace to hide or something that would float. To no avail. In the last scene, Trump is trapped at the stern of the boat, railing against the unfair treatment he has received his whole life as the Titanic slips under the surface.
He offers crypto cash for a spot on a lifeboat, but no takers. Zoom in for a close up as Donnie realizes that life is precious. With an ironic smile, he finally becomes a real boy..Too late, fatso.
Trump and Hitler probably shared something in common.
And all the neo nazi freaks out there are trying to deal with the fact that their leaders (Hitler and Trump) Both probably have.....wait for it.....MICROPENIS!!!
Yes, I've said that often. In the fifth grade we had to memorize the preamble to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Gettysburg Address. In seventh grade we had a semester of music appreciation, a semester of learning to draw, a semester of sewing, and a semester of cooking. And those are things kids don't learn today. Not to mention all the book reports from fourth grade on, and other reports from seventh grade on.
Interesting. To think if the allies could have paid some gorgeous woman to sacrifice herself by having a liaison with Hitler and go into ecstasy over his incredible masculinity, all that suffering and death would have been avoided.
On the all important subject of Hitler's nuggets, biographer John (J-O-H-N) Toland interviewed a doctor who claimed to have done that old 'turn your head and cough' business to the great man and said Adolph's agates were normal. As for that business, the next time it happens, I'll tell the doctor "you don't have to make up some excuse to caress my plums, go to town!"
So Musk wants us all to find the light in outer space and now Luna wants to hunt down interdimensional beings. Am I alone in seeing both as merely projections of their emotional uni dimensionality and empty inner space ?
If Joe Biden had announced that he’d had an MRI, without knowing the reason, or even the body part being scanned, not only would Jake Tapper, be writing a sequel, but Elon Musk would have his pre-pubescent techies hacking the shit out of Biden’s medical records, and posting the results on Twatter, or Shitter, or Xcrement, or whatever the fuck it’s called now. Either that, or Dr. Brainworms would be diagnosing Biden himself. But of course, none of this would have happened, because no normal human’s ever claimed to have had an MRI for reasons unknown. And more importantly, up until now, they wouldn’t think there was anyone dumb enough to believe it.
I'm going to award a few points to the reporter who asked, "Was it your brain?" I know exactly how I'd ask that question: with the acidic tone that can etch metal.
I had 3 MRIs this spring and it’s so obvious where they are concentrating the other one for him would be his knee right one may need some work. So if your knee was getting it that would be a whole lot different than the head. He’s such a wiener he would probably run out before it was done.
Exactly! What part of your body was inside the machine, you dumbass? Was it your head or your cankles? Not to mention the fact that the body part they’re scanning is written right on the prescription. And even if he was having it done at Walter Reed without a script, the technician always confirms the instructions with the patient to make sure they’re scanning the correct area.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is my new hero. Her latest comments;
"It’s astonishing really how hard he’s [Trump] fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.
But really most Americans wish he would fight this hard to help the forgotten men and women of America who are fed up with foreign wars and foreign causes, are going broke trying to feed their families, and are losing hope of ever achieving the American dream….
She stepped in front of his bullseye, and I give her a lot of credit.
I suppose she got all she could out of Maga and is ready to move on. She is an opportunist and sees which way the wind blows (for which you don't need a weatherman)..
Exactly. She's no hero but she's a signal that the flock is backing away and that even some people who seemed dense are starting to realize than an innocent person doesn't frantic try to keep material that would exonerate an innocent person secret. He should have said what Reid Hoffman said after Trump mentioned his name among "Democrats" who should be investigated over Epstein. Hoffman said, “I want this complete release because it will show that the calls for baseless investigations of me are nothing more than political persecution and slander." Yes, and the way to prove that is to RELEASE THE FILES.
On the nose, Jeff. MAGA is so fucking stoopid, they can't even racist correctly. Dozy Don's Muslim ban doesn't apply to murderous dictators like al-Sharaa and MBS.
Of course Dear Leader would only have the best MRI, an MRI the likes of which have never been seen before. Now if Trump can only figure out what an MRI is, but then it's like magnets, no one understands what they are or how they work, it's all just a plot from the insurance companies to charge us more money. Maybe the doctors were looking for that piece of brain that fell out of Donny's head when Donny was talking to RFK Jr?
So the analyzers used the analyzer to do an analysis and the analysis was that whatever they analyzed, they figured that they’re pretty good at analyzing.
fun fact: Donny called Three Toes "Marjorie Traitor Greene" this morning
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115554138689247811
This is the great divisive split, MAGA on the MTG Side (who care about the Epstein shit) and MAGA on the other side who care more about Trump.
This is the kind of thing that breaks midterm elections, and bides the tide in our favor (progressives that is).
MTG is jumping ship because Trump did not back her and she could see where the ship was sailing. Rumors hath it that more Republicans might jump ship as more is revealed in the files.
Also, for those who are upset that Mamdani is a SOCIAL Democrat, I just saw posted on one of my chats today that Seattle is now about to have a SOCIAL Democratic mayor as well. Only she is female, white and probably not Muslim. Still hope to see same policies.
As for Anna Luna(tic), she has been inviting members of the AfD in Germany, that is the New German Nazi party to visit her so she can ostensibly help JDV, Musk and Trump to plan their ascendency to leadership in Germany. In response to this, I have organized American-German monthly dialogues in my city in Germany. I want to be spreading the word that the right wing fascist Devils in the USA are eager to spread their brand of ruining a country to the rest of the world, and they are reaching out wherever they can, and are well organized and funded.
Thank you, Linda, for taking up this important cause. It's vital that we don't lose focus on the many other ways this regime is trying to spread its poison.
Paula, books that made this clear for me are "Money, Lies and God: Inside the Movement to Destroy American Democracy" by Katherine Stewart, and Anne Applebaum's book, "Autocracy, Inc. : The Dictators Who Want to Run the World." A well developed far-right network is actively working to destroy democracy wherever they can.
I think I'll stick to my books by Steven Mithen, about the development of man and civilization. There's some interesting positive stuff in them.
The damn sand gets in everything.
Wow, Linda, lil’ Lunatic is not as stupid as we all thought! She was “hired” to be cute and alluring to attract members of the AfD. Pretty soon, Florida will be known as the Nazi State of America. Ugh…
DeSantis certainly helps with that.
I bet we could raise enough $ to send Trump and JD to Germany on a one way with our blessings and a NO RETURN TAG.
I wouldn’t wish them on today’s Germany. Send them somewhere with no healthcare, no Big Macs, no donuts, definitely no internet. Somewhere where there is nothing to buy and no one to notice them.
Send them to North Korea.
Excellent choice. They can practice working for their food.
That's right. Isn't Kim Jun Un in love with Trump? Didn't he send him love letters?
South Sudan might also be good.
Antarctica comes to mind
no, the penguins are doing just fine, despite global warming and the US disaster. Why stuff up their world? Flippers Up!
The sun.
Terri, That does not seem a realistic solution, since they could not fit in here in the ways they would want to.
I am living in Germany, if you will see my posts above. It is recommended that those Americans abroad should try to stave off autocracy where we are living and form networks too, so that we can help keep autocracy at bay where we live so we can provide support against fascism in the US as well. The more places there are that have democratic governments, the harder it will be for Trump to do autocratic things and as long as democratic countries still interact with Trump as allies, the harder it is for him to run full force with his fascism. We should do all we can to keep it that way.
Holy Mike Johnson and several others need to be on that one way trip too.
Actually, Russia might be a better choice. I believe I've read that they have no extradition treaty with us. In fact, that might be the fallback plan.
Luna, is clearly in the peerless in vacuous idiocy camp Linda!
I like people who are social!
Thank you for representing the normal people.
Thank you Linda, we can use all the help we can get. I get the absolute giggles when I think of Germans watching us marching down this path and raising a hand, saying "uh.... we'd like a word?
George, They do know that Trump is bad, unless they don't think he is. Obviously the AfD leadership loves him and the support he, Vance and other of his tribe are giving to them. I am sure it is monetary as well as strategic advice. I see what they are doing.
A lot of Germans don't know the path we are marching down in the US, because the media coverage has not been so good. Just as a lot of Americans don't know much of what is going on outside of the US. They are recognizing fascism though, and we are forming a group of Germans and Americans against fascism in both countries in my city.
Dumpty's ship is "sailing" much in the same way the Titanic was "sailing" at 1am on April 15th, 1912.
Let's hope so! I'm so proud of my hometown of Seattle voting for a Social Democrat. Seattle needs good leadership and actual plans to end homelessness there.
Wish the elections were this year
I wish the 90 million people who didn't bother to vote, would have gotten off their lazy butts and voted in November! They're as much to blame as the MAGAts who voted for TRump, if not more. A mere 77 million people voted for The Convicted Felon and their votes would have kept him from becoming (gag) president again.
It was never a fair and honest election. There was interference from several sources.
Interference both before and during voting.
Popular vote has no effect on the Presidency . Humphrey, Al Gore, Hilary Clinton would've won had popular vote been used instead of Electoral College getting the shoe-in
I think 90 million votes would have had a serious impact, even on the electoral college results.
It hadn't in the examples I listed, certainly not enough to change the outcome, regardless
At times like this, I'm pissed at the founding fathers. They could have put in a time tested parliamentary system, but having slaves that bring you food and rub your feet encourage you to day dream about a unitary executive.
Well, there have been many chances to amend the Constitution and people were not awake enough, until now, to demand it.
The parliamentary system in roughly the modern form was only 90 years old in Britain and had been quite unstable both before the "Glorious Revolution" and quite recently in the Founders' time when George III, quite aside from trying to sweep aside elected bodies in the colonies, was also trying to roll back the parliamentary takeover, refusing to seat elected representatives (Wilkes and Barre, jointly commemorated in a city-name in Pennsylvania) for having criticized royal policy and choosing Prime Ministers without regard to who the majority in Parliament would have preferred.
The more they fight with each other, the more they're distracted from doing damage. Speaking of distractions, did Trump REALLY think having Hegseth announce a potential invasion of Venezuela was going to interest the general public, most of which couldn't find Venezuela on a map? Anyway, some things are hard to distract from and, to Trump's misfortune, sex scandals are at the top of the list.
“”Bides the tide” appears to be a nonstandard unintentional combination of “biding your time” with the old timey hymn “Blest be the ties that bind…” or your intention is to suggest waiting for the tide to turn to more favorable conditions. This explanation is mostly Ai approved. Kind of a mind twister but it works.
Not many are on MTG’s side
I hope you are correct.
Yes. Yes. YES!!!!
When a MAGAT goes crazy, one out of 300 turns on Donald Trump. The other 299 develop relationships with aliens.
LOL!
😂😂😂
Now that’s truthin’ lol.
Nicely played Kathleen!
Also when a MAGAT turns on Pres. Eejit, an angel gets its wings
😂😂😂😂
Jeff;
Please don’t forgo the use of your wonderful tag Sporkfoot for the shape shifting knucklehead from Georgia. It truly was one of your very Best inventions!
But I still don't know why/how she earned that nickname! Explain?
Be delighted to. Someone cooked up a picture of that anthropoid wearing sandals and made it look like she had three toes like a sloth. Thus she is known as "Sporkfoot" or, occasionally, "Sporky."
Or 3 tines - like a spork they give you at KFC.
There was a doctored photo of her that went around in which she's wearing sandals and someone made it look like she only has 3 toes.
She has only three toes on one of her feet.
Did she shoot off the other two?
I have it on reliable information that Kristi Noem did it. I guess Marge’s foot just wasn’t trainable.
😝😝😝
"Old goat foot".
For real????
The toes may not be on her “feet”.
Oh, how I want to believe
He woke up a little more creative this morning I see. That's actually kinda funny. Hate admitting that. Shit's falling off the rails for him and I'm here for it. It'll be a mischief of rats fleeing a sinking ship. It will happen.
"mischief of rats" - I love how you used it!
muchas gracias :)
Not as soon as any of us would prefer Valerie, but…
tell me about it. the world hasn't been the same in 10 damn years. friendships & loved ones lost being amongst the worst part. i read this this morning and felt better, if it helps:
https://substack.com/@simonwdc/note/c-177555062?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=i11lj
Except Rump doesn't do his own posts anymore.
This is becoming a great spectator sport.
And thx for “shitkazoo.” A keepe.
To quote a famously ignored basketball player from New York, “The ship be sinking.”
The little whiny biotch! 🤣
So original. He needs new material
My my, he is SO clever with words now, isn't he? Puhleeze.
Where is Mel these days?
The check must not have cleared.
Ladies and gentlemen the leader 🤮 of the Free World 🙄
oh goody, I misspelled JON Voight. now I can look forward the hundreds of corrections that will be emailed to me over the next three days
Actually no one cares if you spell that ghoul’s name correctly
Right - it’s actually spelled:
Jon I am an Asshole
Yeah, I looked at it and went "whatever."
Idiots so want to correct their Betters. Ignore them, Sir. As annoying as it must be.
(Tearfully) but, Sir, no one misspells like you!
Good one!
Didn’t care, don’t care. Your point was the thing…
I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it...
I'm not one to point out typos but I couldn't help but notice "Jack" Tapper. ;-)
As you point out a typo. Right.
If you had only seen the Seinfeld episode where George buys a used car that once belonged to "John Voight" you wouldn't make that mistake. It seems the car belonged to a different Voight. Honest mistake on George's part, and I guess, yours.
Even George wouldn't buy JV's car now!
I don't care about Jon/John. No, it's the "Dear Leader can't do shit" part. Exactly right. Useless. Always been useless. Whatever is wrong with these people can't be fixed in less than twelve million lifetimes.
What about Jack Tapper🤣
We don't care. Just keep writing.
Excellent Seinfeld containing that very point. 🤣🤣🤣
Who, the midnight cowboy, fo’get about it!
He was a good actor back then. He just got too old and too full of himself. I thought that Midnight Cowboy was a great film. Dustin Hoffman was outstanding.
That's OK, Jon himself made a slightly more serious misspelling when he wrote the script for his rant: "this must be stopped and his mayoralty should be terminated immediately." He meant "majority" but "mayoralty" slipped in.
No, I think he did mean "mayoralty." Makes more sense, anyway.
My point was that the real import of his wish to see the will majority of the voters discarded. They don't count for him because the don't exist for him. In effect he wants to wipe them out.
Sorry---thought you were being literal. My bad.
Just call him a Racist. POS - that’ll do it Jeff
Who?
Who gives a shit if you misspelled Jon Voight? Cum on people. Just give him an F on his essay.
Didn’t notice 😊
1. To Jesse Watters: I’ll die on my own time fuckwad, not yours.
2. Jon Void (not a typo) is morphing into Trump. Sad!
3. Apparently Lunatic has been anal probed one too many times.
I can’t even make a joke about the library thing because it’s just beyond the pale. I do hope someone buys a lot of the “offending” books and places them in strategic places around the library. And keeps doing it.
John Void - 😂 😝 😆. I’d also say that about his female progeny - the one and only Ms Jolie.
I don’t keep track but about 10 years ago she hated him and wouldn’t speak to him.
2 of a kind - they sure deserve to be father/daughter.
I don’t care, do you? 🤣
Book burnings will be next.
I’m liking this because I like your takes Linda, but I don’t want to agree because the thought just burns my ass.
we can burn t's books, no matter who wrote them.
Bonfire of the Vanities again? I'll bring the marshmallows.
Agreed 💯
Well done 😂
🥰🤣🤣
Great idea, Kay… but those in Kentucky will soon be cash starved. Maybe WE should buy them and ship them to each library?
That’s a great idea Dave!
or on park benches.
👍🏼 Little Free Libraries too.
What book was it?
All I can find is this: “In a letter sent on Oct. 27 by the Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett, which was obtained by The Tennessean and later shared by the Rutherford County Library System, Hargett directed libraries in the county to "identify any materials that may be inconsistent with Tennessee age-appropriateness laws," as well as President Donald Trump's January executive order regarding "gender ideology."”
🙄
Hmmmm. I don’t think the article mentioned it. I’ll see if I can find out
All excellent points Kay-EI!
Remember. Every time there is a transgender surgery in New York, a stalwart patriot in Texas loses their freedoms.
And one more Bible banger goes apoplectic
Every time I see the word "apoplectic," I focus on the "pop" part and imagine some red-faced fat idiot bursting. Have did since I was a kid.
Mr Zito: Comment of the day!
You win a nice KFC one-on-one one lunch with Mr. Watters.
Declined! :)
omg
Excellent (unfortunately-well, kinda) this week in stupid! Your humor makes it especially stupid and laughable. How does anyone believe these crazy ass people! Thanks Jeff! Have a nice weekend to everyone on this substack!!!
Have a nice weekend as well, Tess! 💕
Ditto Tess!
Lordy. I think my IQ just dropped a few points reading that Watters quote. Which still puts it about 500 points higher than his.
Watters mebbe thinks us boomers will all go extinct like the dinosaurs did with that alleged asteroid impact. Fox viewers know they actually drowned in Noah's Flood
Maybe it will be like the rapture. Whoosh! leaving behind a giant rummage sale of Boomer clothes.
I cringe when I see pics of myself in those 70s disco duds
Are you sure you are a boomer? Early boomers such as myself ignored the terrible disco years, as we've ignored everything else since .
I’m a later boomer, 1960. We didn’t have the good sense you early boomers had
I stopped listening to new music in 1975, just kept playing the 1965-75 stuff over and over. Didn't restart listening to new music until the 90s.
Nah, they were great! Platform shoes and all?
Love your platform shoes. So hot!
I’d probably fall off of them and sprain an ankle now
Every time I read a quote from Watters I imagine me holding a baseball bat and swinging it to make the noise stop.
Gosh, I wish someone has collected these nuggets of wisdom and put out a book!
👍👍
I was born in ‘65. Does that put me 1st in line for a dead boomer house?
LOL! I'm imagining it like the online queue for concert tickets :P
I’ll bring a sleeping bag and a lawn chair.
Kind of reminds me of some woman with whom I worked who was a baby when Kennedy was assassinated. Maybe what sets boomers apart is that we all heard the speeches Kennedy made, and boy, t doesn't even reach the cellar on his. "Ask not..." At this very moment my husband and I are watching "John and Yoko" on HBO. Why are we living through this again?
And what exactly does the “great and powerful” Watters think is going to happen to all the boomers like me? An extremely specific pandemic originating in all of the Social Security offices across the land??
It's hard to believe they found someone stupider than Tucker Carlson, but BINGO!
It is so wrong. The boomers who didn't survive the Sixties were on campus and at demonstrations or served in Vietnam. The rest of us will live FOREVER, making his life miserable.
Fuck Jon Voigt. Even George Costanza took him for a ride on a used car deal. Dumb as a box of Islamaphobic rocks.
That’s what I said!!! When he bit Kramer, I guess we should have known! 🤣🤣🤣
In his last episode of "Trump the President", Trump in on the unsinkable Titanic, cruising majestically across the sea, when BAMM, the ship slams into the iceberg of doom and begins to sink. All on board are in a panic, Trump, on the top deck, is rushing back and forth from railing to railing trying to find a safe way off the boat, but alas, there aren't enough life boats. He tried to get into some lifeboats by pulling off little children or by pointing out darker skinned passengers who were already on those boats and must be illegals or drug dealears. But, tragicaly, no one would let him onto their lifeboat. In a panic, he lurches across the sinking boat looking for someplace to hide or something that would float. To no avail. In the last scene, Trump is trapped at the stern of the boat, railing against the unfair treatment he has received his whole life as the Titanic slips under the surface.
I would pay good money to watch that.
I love a happy ending.
He offers crypto cash for a spot on a lifeboat, but no takers. Zoom in for a close up as Donnie realizes that life is precious. With an ironic smile, he finally becomes a real boy..Too late, fatso.
😂🤣😂
please, someone, make a cartoon of this heartbreaking story...
Without even a floating door and Kate Winslet to cling to.
Fitting END.
Nah, he'd have fallen asleep in one of the deck chairs.😂
What about the sharks?
As promised , Uncle Jeff, I give you
My piece de resistance
Trump and Hitler probably shared something in common.
And all the neo nazi freaks out there are trying to deal with the fact that their leaders (Hitler and Trump) Both probably have.....wait for it.....MICROPENIS!!!
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-has-a-micropenis
Maybe we should rewrite the lyrics.
Trumpy has only got one ball
Lutnick has two but they are small
Miller has something similar
And Marco has no balls at all.
Substitute whatever names you like. The possibilities are endless.
Linda, you missed your calling.
Oh, I'm blushing. Every once in a while I produce a zinger. Born sarcastic and grew into cynicism as a result of 75 years of living in Amerika.
Well, we 75 year olds are the best. Our educations and times made us that way.
Could it be that we were the last generation to receive a true education? I seem to be surrounded by illiterate morons.
Yes, I've said that often. In the fifth grade we had to memorize the preamble to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Gettysburg Address. In seventh grade we had a semester of music appreciation, a semester of learning to draw, a semester of sewing, and a semester of cooking. And those are things kids don't learn today. Not to mention all the book reports from fourth grade on, and other reports from seventh grade on.
And, we had those little workbooks that tortured us into learning to write and read cursive.
Third grade.
Great article Wendy! Little dick energy is getting fucking tiresome.
Interesting. To think if the allies could have paid some gorgeous woman to sacrifice herself by having a liaison with Hitler and go into ecstasy over his incredible masculinity, all that suffering and death would have been avoided.
Marlene Dietrich said about Hitler, "Unfortunately, the first girl laughed".
Yeah, her fault.
Brilliant!
I mean, Hitler killed millions of people, and probably over Penis envy.
Just sayin.
Stormy Daniels testified about Trump's tiny mushroom cock. Yet that deformity worked, as evidenced by his five spawn. Tant pis.
Um....do we know he actually fathered those five children? And if so, was IVF used?
I suspect all his spawn were unplanned, at least by himself.
Hmmm....perceptive comment, Sharon. Bet you're right. Might be interesting to see the results of DNA testing, though.
On the all important subject of Hitler's nuggets, biographer John (J-O-H-N) Toland interviewed a doctor who claimed to have done that old 'turn your head and cough' business to the great man and said Adolph's agates were normal. As for that business, the next time it happens, I'll tell the doctor "you don't have to make up some excuse to caress my plums, go to town!"
Read your piece and was enlightened. Thank you.
Somewhere out there John Scopes is like, holy crap, in 100 years Tennessee has gotten even worse
Right?! I’m sickened. 💔
So Musk wants us all to find the light in outer space and now Luna wants to hunt down interdimensional beings. Am I alone in seeing both as merely projections of their emotional uni dimensionality and empty inner space ?
Wouldn’t aliens make sure they are flying with their windows up when they go by the bad neighborhood that is America under Trump?
Don't forget to lock your spaceship doors.
Don't bother; any aliens worthy of the name can will themselves to become liquid and slip in under the door, don'tcha know.
Ha ha. But I was thinking the aliens should be locking their space ship doors to keep the crazy earthlings from getting them.
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!
Nope
How about just sheer insanity?
On this topic, WTF is Luna talking about? I confess that I haven't followed her delusions. Anybody?
Thanks for the nutcase report Jeff. I'm looking forward to The Boomer Rapture....got my soft food snacks and my robe pressed for lift-off.
I hope Frank Zappa will be waiting at heaven's gate to wave us in 😎
I'll share my soft pretzels with you if you bring the mustard!
I misread that as "nutcast report" which actually kinda works.
Anybody got weed?
Yep. 😎
If Joe Biden had announced that he’d had an MRI, without knowing the reason, or even the body part being scanned, not only would Jake Tapper, be writing a sequel, but Elon Musk would have his pre-pubescent techies hacking the shit out of Biden’s medical records, and posting the results on Twatter, or Shitter, or Xcrement, or whatever the fuck it’s called now. Either that, or Dr. Brainworms would be diagnosing Biden himself. But of course, none of this would have happened, because no normal human’s ever claimed to have had an MRI for reasons unknown. And more importantly, up until now, they wouldn’t think there was anyone dumb enough to believe it.
I'm going to award a few points to the reporter who asked, "Was it your brain?" I know exactly how I'd ask that question: with the acidic tone that can etch metal.
The part that gets me is he thinks an MRI is a test you can "do well" on, when that isn't remotely what MRIs are about. They're diagnostic, you moron!
Well, y'know.....maybe the MRI results looked like a camel...................
His current lies are not up to snuff. Dopey don I mean that lie was as dumb he couldn’t reply no lie ready nothing, just don’t know.
But they’re still buying it?…
Or at least pretending to—which is just as bad.
Well said, Stephanie!
I had 3 MRIs this spring and it’s so obvious where they are concentrating the other one for him would be his knee right one may need some work. So if your knee was getting it that would be a whole lot different than the head. He’s such a wiener he would probably run out before it was done.
Exactly! What part of your body was inside the machine, you dumbass? Was it your head or your cankles? Not to mention the fact that the body part they’re scanning is written right on the prescription. And even if he was having it done at Walter Reed without a script, the technician always confirms the instructions with the patient to make sure they’re scanning the correct area.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is my new hero. Her latest comments;
"It’s astonishing really how hard he’s [Trump] fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.
But really most Americans wish he would fight this hard to help the forgotten men and women of America who are fed up with foreign wars and foreign causes, are going broke trying to feed their families, and are losing hope of ever achieving the American dream….
She stepped in front of his bullseye, and I give her a lot of credit.
She should volunteer to be the poster child of 'Leaving MAGA'. It's not easy to leave a cult that has become your raison d'etre.
I suppose she got all she could out of Maga and is ready to move on. She is an opportunist and sees which way the wind blows (for which you don't need a weatherman)..
Its really not easy, and her constituents are full MAGA so taking on their lord and master is a big deal.
She may be the perfect vehicle to lead MAGA women out of the Cult, open their eyes and ears to discover they've been following a false prophet.
She’s the same opportunistic nutball she always was. Hero? good lord.
If she's harbinger of his downfall. I'll give her the credit.
Exactly. She's no hero but she's a signal that the flock is backing away and that even some people who seemed dense are starting to realize than an innocent person doesn't frantic try to keep material that would exonerate an innocent person secret. He should have said what Reid Hoffman said after Trump mentioned his name among "Democrats" who should be investigated over Epstein. Hoffman said, “I want this complete release because it will show that the calls for baseless investigations of me are nothing more than political persecution and slander." Yes, and the way to prove that is to RELEASE THE FILES.
whatever takes him down!
Yeah, I'm sure. Most politicians are. But I'll take it for now.
Man are you sucked in, she has plans, you know she wants to work her way up in the gop with no Tramp around. It’s the future Sporky with power.
Well, I'll worry about her ambitions when Trump is gone. Thats I all care about is to bring down this fascist dictator.
Maybe she’s not as stupid as I thought?
Not as stupid as she pretended to be?
Savvy steroid Marge. Bingo.
It’s currently JDVance, Marge Sporky, and Ted Cruz, because they smell blood and and see a vacuum there is your ambitions on display.
Without a doubt. So far Marge is the only one with the guts to attack the Emperor. But as soon as there's blood in the water the sharks will come.
On the nose, Jeff. MAGA is so fucking stoopid, they can't even racist correctly. Dozy Don's Muslim ban doesn't apply to murderous dictators like al-Sharaa and MBS.
Anyway, we already have Sharia law in the U.S. Only it's called "Christian Nationalism."
I heard that MBS is paying a visit next week 🙄
And Al-Sharaa was just here
Are they? They ignore his decline to cling to relevance ‘I guess’?!
Of course Dear Leader would only have the best MRI, an MRI the likes of which have never been seen before. Now if Trump can only figure out what an MRI is, but then it's like magnets, no one understands what they are or how they work, it's all just a plot from the insurance companies to charge us more money. Maybe the doctors were looking for that piece of brain that fell out of Donny's head when Donny was talking to RFK Jr?
If the doctor had explained that MRI stood for Magnetic Resonance Imaging trump couldn’t have been forced into the machine with a forklift!
To say he is Stupid is such an understatement.
lol 😂
So the analyzers used the analyzer to do an analysis and the analysis was that whatever they analyzed, they figured that they’re pretty good at analyzing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As anyone who has ever had an MRI knows, it's kind of obvious what part is being scanned.
Geeeee! I am so appreciative to read everyone's comments..such brilliant words here...thank you,thank you....