MTG is jumping ship because Trump did not back her and she could see where the ship was sailing. Rumors hath it that more Republicans might jump ship as more is revealed in the files.
Also, for those who are upset that Mamdani is a SOCIAL Democrat, I just saw posted on one of my chats today that Seattle is now about to have a SOCIAL Democratic mayor as well. Only she is female, white and probably not Muslim. Still hope to see same policies.
As for Anna Luna(tic), she has been inviting members of the AfD in Germany, that is the New German Nazi party to visit her so she can ostensibly help JDV, Musk and Trump to plan their ascendency to leadership in Germany. In response to this, I have organized American-German monthly dialogues in my city in Germany. I want to be spreading the word that the right wing fascist Devils in the USA are eager to spread their brand of ruining a country to the rest of the world, and they are reaching out wherever they can, and are well organized and funded.
Thank you, Linda, for taking up this important cause. It's vital that we don't lose focus on the many other ways this regime is trying to spread its poison.
Paula, books that made this clear for me are "Money, Lies and God: Inside the Movement to Destroy American Democracy" by Katherine Stewart, and Anne Applebaum's book, "Autocracy, Inc. : The Dictators Who Want to Run the World." A well developed far-right network is actively working to destroy democracy wherever they can.
Wow, Linda, lil’ Lunatic is not as stupid as we all thought! She was “hired” to be cute and alluring to attract members of the AfD. Pretty soon, Florida will be known as the Nazi State of America. Ugh…
I wouldn’t wish them on today’s Germany. Send them somewhere with no healthcare, no Big Macs, no donuts, definitely no internet. Somewhere where there is nothing to buy and no one to notice them.
Terri, That does not seem a realistic solution, since they could not fit in here in the ways they would want to.
I am living in Germany, if you will see my posts above. It is recommended that those Americans abroad should try to stave off autocracy where we are living and form networks too, so that we can help keep autocracy at bay where we live so we can provide support against fascism in the US as well. The more place there are that have democratic governments, the harder it will be for Trump to do autocratic things and as long as democratic countries still interact with Trump as allies, the harder it is for him to run full force with his fascism. We should do all we can to keep it that way.
At times like this, I'm pissed at the founding fathers. They could have put in a time tested parliamentary system, but having slaves that bring you food and rub your feet encourage you to day dream about a unitary executive.
I wish the 90 million people who didn't bother to vote, would have gotten off their lazy butts and voted in November! They're as much to blame as the MAGAts who voted for TRump, if not more. A mere 77 million people voted for The Convicted Felon and their votes would have kept him from becoming (gag) president again.
Let's hope so! I'm so proud of my hometown of Seattle voting for a Social Democrat. Seattle needs good leadership and actual plans to end homelessness there.
“”Bides the tide” appears to be a nonstandard unintentional combination of “biding your time” with the old timey hymn “Blest be the ties that bind…” or your intention is to suggest waiting for the tide to turn to more favorable conditions. This explanation is mostly Ai approved. Kind of a mind twister but it works.
The more they fight with each other, the more they're distracted from doing damage. Speaking of distractions, did Trump REALLY think having Hegseth announce a potential invasion of Venezuela was going to interest the general public, most of which couldn't find Venezuela on a map? Anyway, some things are hard to distract from and, to Trump's misfortune, sex scandals are at the top of the list.
Please don’t forgo the use of your wonderful tag Sporkfoot for the shape shifting knucklehead from Georgia. It truly was one of your very Best inventions!
Be delighted to. Someone cooked up a picture of that anthropoid wearing sandals and made it look like she had three toes like a sloth. Thus she is known as "Sporkfoot" or, occasionally, "Sporky."
He woke up a little more creative this morning I see. That's actually kinda funny. Hate admitting that. Shit's falling off the rails for him and I'm here for it. It'll be a mischief of rats fleeing a sinking ship. It will happen.
tell me about it. the world hasn't been the same in 10 damn years. friendships & loved ones lost being amongst the worst part. i read this this morning and felt better, if it helps:
I don't care about Jon/John. No, it's the "Dear Leader can't do shit" part. Exactly right. Useless. Always been useless. Whatever is wrong with these people can't be fixed in less than twelve million lifetimes.
If you had only seen the Seinfeld episode where George buys a used car that once belonged to "John Voight" you wouldn't make that mistake. It seems the car belonged to a different Voight. Honest mistake on George's part, and I guess, yours.
That's OK, Jon himself made a slightly more serious misspelling when he wrote the script for his rant: "this must be stopped and his mayoralty should be terminated immediately." He meant "majority" but "mayoralty" slipped in.
hahahahahahaha.....Jeff, clearly you aren't a Seinfeld fan or you would have known exactly how to spell it!!!!!! (ya can't put emojis in here or I woulda put in a bunch of LMAO ones)
Excellent (unfortunately-well, kinda) this week in stupid! Your humor makes it especially stupid and laughable. How does anyone believe these crazy ass people! Thanks Jeff! Have a nice weekend to everyone on this substack!!!
1. To Jesse Watters: I’ll die on my own time fuckwad, not yours.
2. Jon Void (not a typo) is morphing into Trump. Sad!
3. Apparently Lunatic has been anal probed one too many times.
I can’t even make a joke about the library thing because it’s just beyond the pale. I do hope someone buys a lot of the “offending” books and places them in strategic places around the library. And keeps doing it.
Watters mebbe thinks us boomers will all go extinct like the dinosaurs did with that alleged asteroid impact. Fox viewers know they actually drowned in Noah's Flood
And what exactly does the “great and powerful” Watters think is going to happen to all the boomers like me? An extremely specific pandemic originating in all of the Social Security offices across the land??
It is so wrong. The boomers who didn't survive the Sixties were on campus and at demonstrations or served in Vietnam. The rest of us will live FOREVER, making his life miserable.
In his last episode of "Trump the President", Trump in on the unsinkable Titanic, cruising majestically across the sea, when BAMM, the ship slams into the iceberg of doom and begins to sink. All on board are in a panic, Trump, on the top deck, is rushing back and forth from railing to railing trying to find a safe way off the boat, but alas, there aren't enough life boats. He tried to get into some lifeboats by pulling off little children or by pointing out darker skinned passengers who were already on those boats and must be illegals or drug dealears. But, tragicaly, no one would let him onto their lifeboat. In a panic, he lurches across the sinking boat looking for someplace to hide or something that would float. To no avail. In the last scene, Trump is trapped at the stern of the boat, railing against the unfair treatment he has received his whole life as the Titanic slips under the surface.
He offers crypto cash for a spot on a lifeboat, but no takers. Zoom in for a close up as Donnie realizes that life is precious. With an ironic smile, he finally becomes a real boy..Too late, fatso.
Trump and Hitler probably shared something in common.
And all the neo nazi freaks out there are trying to deal with the fact that their leaders (Hitler and Trump) Both probably have.....wait for it.....MICROPENIS!!!
Yes, I've said that often. In the fifth grade we had to memorize the preamble to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Gettysburg Address. In seventh grade we had a semester of music appreciation, a semester of learning to draw, a semester of sewing, and a semester of cooking. And those are things kids don't learn today. Not to mention all the book reports from fourth grade on, and other reports from seventh grade on.
Interesting. To think if the allies could have paid some gorgeous woman to sacrifice herself by having a liaison with Hitler and go into ecstasy over his incredible masculinity, all that suffering and death would have been avoided.
On the all important subject of Hitler's nuggets, biographer John (J-O-H-N) Toland interviewed a doctor who claimed to have done that old 'turn your head and cough' business to the great man and said Adolph's agates were normal. As for that business, the next time it happens, I'll tell the doctor "you don't have to make up some excuse to caress my plums, go to town!"
I knew we were all going to die, but at the same time??? Are they going to nuke boomers? Soylent green us? And can you picture how many cultist boomers sat in front of their TVs and nodded along?
What housing will the Boomers leave, senior housing? Downsized homes in cheap states to live in, i.e. no industry? Also, it's the boomers that mostly have medicare so they have health insurance, cutting into the odds that these are the people who will be dying off soon. Just remember one truth, life is tenacious.
Depends on how high the hearing aids were turned up--they may have thought the Found Object said that they were about to get millions and millions of dollars......
So Musk wants us all to find the light in outer space and now Luna wants to hunt down interdimensional beings. Am I alone in seeing both as merely projections of their emotional uni dimensionality and empty inner space ?
On the nose, Jeff. MAGA is so fucking stoopid, they can't even racist correctly. Dozy Don's Muslim ban doesn't apply to murderous dictators like al-Sharaa and MBS.
Of course Dear Leader would only have the best MRI, an MRI the likes of which have never been seen before. Now if Trump can only figure out what an MRI is, but then it's like magnets, no one understands what they are or how they work, it's all just a plot from the insurance companies to charge us more money. Maybe the doctors were looking for that piece of brain that fell out of Donny's head when Donny was talking to RFK Jr?
So the analyzers used the analyzer to do an analysis and the analysis was that whatever they analyzed, they figured that they’re pretty good at analyzing.
If Joe Biden had announced that he’d had an MRI, without knowing the reason, or even the body part being scanned, not only would Jake Tapper, be writing a sequel, but Elon Musk would have his pre-pubescent techies hacking the shit out of Biden’s medical records, and posting the results on Twatter, or Shitter, or Xcrement, or whatever the fuck it’s called now. Either that, or Dr. Brainworms would be diagnosing Biden himself. But of course, none of this would have happened, because no normal human’s ever claimed to have had an MRI for reasons unknown. And more importantly, up until now, they wouldn’t think there was anyone dumb enough to believe it.
I'm going to award a few points to the reporter who asked, "Was it your brain?" I know exactly how I'd ask that question: with the acidic tone that can etch metal.
fun fact: Donny called Three Toes "Marjorie Traitor Greene" this morning
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115554138689247811
This is the great divisive split, MAGA on the MTG Side (who care about the Epstein shit) and MAGA on the other side who care more about Trump.
This is the kind of thing that breaks midterm elections, and bides the tide in our favor (progressives that is).
MTG is jumping ship because Trump did not back her and she could see where the ship was sailing. Rumors hath it that more Republicans might jump ship as more is revealed in the files.
Also, for those who are upset that Mamdani is a SOCIAL Democrat, I just saw posted on one of my chats today that Seattle is now about to have a SOCIAL Democratic mayor as well. Only she is female, white and probably not Muslim. Still hope to see same policies.
As for Anna Luna(tic), she has been inviting members of the AfD in Germany, that is the New German Nazi party to visit her so she can ostensibly help JDV, Musk and Trump to plan their ascendency to leadership in Germany. In response to this, I have organized American-German monthly dialogues in my city in Germany. I want to be spreading the word that the right wing fascist Devils in the USA are eager to spread their brand of ruining a country to the rest of the world, and they are reaching out wherever they can, and are well organized and funded.
Thank you, Linda, for taking up this important cause. It's vital that we don't lose focus on the many other ways this regime is trying to spread its poison.
Paula, books that made this clear for me are "Money, Lies and God: Inside the Movement to Destroy American Democracy" by Katherine Stewart, and Anne Applebaum's book, "Autocracy, Inc. : The Dictators Who Want to Run the World." A well developed far-right network is actively working to destroy democracy wherever they can.
I think I'll stick to my books by Steven Mithven, about the development of man and civilization. There's some interesting positive stuff in them.
Wow, Linda, lil’ Lunatic is not as stupid as we all thought! She was “hired” to be cute and alluring to attract members of the AfD. Pretty soon, Florida will be known as the Nazi State of America. Ugh…
DeSantis certainly helps with that.
I bet we could raise enough $ to send Trump and JD to Germany on a one way with our blessings and a NO RETURN TAG.
I wouldn’t wish them on today’s Germany. Send them somewhere with no healthcare, no Big Macs, no donuts, definitely no internet. Somewhere where there is nothing to buy and no one to notice them.
Send them to North Korea.
Excellent choice. They can practice working for their food.
Antarctica comes to mind
no, the penguins are doing just fine, despite global warming and the US disaster. Why stuff up their world? Flippers Up!
Holy Mike Johnson and several others need to be on that one way trip too.
Terri, That does not seem a realistic solution, since they could not fit in here in the ways they would want to.
I am living in Germany, if you will see my posts above. It is recommended that those Americans abroad should try to stave off autocracy where we are living and form networks too, so that we can help keep autocracy at bay where we live so we can provide support against fascism in the US as well. The more place there are that have democratic governments, the harder it will be for Trump to do autocratic things and as long as democratic countries still interact with Trump as allies, the harder it is for him to run full force with his fascism. We should do all we can to keep it that way.
Luna, is clearly in the peerless in vacuous idiocy camp Linda!
I like people who are social!
Wish the elections were this year
At times like this, I'm pissed at the founding fathers. They could have put in a time tested parliamentary system, but having slaves that bring you food and rub your feet encourage you to day dream about a unitary executive.
Well, there have been many chances to amend the Constitution and people were not awake enough, until now, to demand it.
I wish the 90 million people who didn't bother to vote, would have gotten off their lazy butts and voted in November! They're as much to blame as the MAGAts who voted for TRump, if not more. A mere 77 million people voted for The Convicted Felon and their votes would have kept him from becoming (gag) president again.
Let's hope so! I'm so proud of my hometown of Seattle voting for a Social Democrat. Seattle needs good leadership and actual plans to end homelessness there.
“”Bides the tide” appears to be a nonstandard unintentional combination of “biding your time” with the old timey hymn “Blest be the ties that bind…” or your intention is to suggest waiting for the tide to turn to more favorable conditions. This explanation is mostly Ai approved. Kind of a mind twister but it works.
Not many are on MTG’s side
The more they fight with each other, the more they're distracted from doing damage. Speaking of distractions, did Trump REALLY think having Hegseth announce a potential invasion of Venezuela was going to interest the general public, most of which couldn't find Venezuela on a map? Anyway, some things are hard to distract from and, to Trump's misfortune, sex scandals are at the top of the list.
Yes. Yes. YES!!!!
When a MAGAT goes crazy, one out of 300 turns on Donald Trump. The other 299 develop relationships with aliens.
LOL!
😂😂😂
Nicely played Kathleen!
Now that’s truthin’ lol.
Jeff;
Please don’t forgo the use of your wonderful tag Sporkfoot for the shape shifting knucklehead from Georgia. It truly was one of your very Best inventions!
But I still don't know why/how she earned that nickname! Explain?
Be delighted to. Someone cooked up a picture of that anthropoid wearing sandals and made it look like she had three toes like a sloth. Thus she is known as "Sporkfoot" or, occasionally, "Sporky."
Or 3 tines - like a spork they give you at KFC.
There was a doctored photo of her that went around in which she's wearing sandals and someone made it look like she only has 3 toes.
She has only three toes on one of her feet.
Did she shoot off the other two?
I have it on reliable information that Kristi Noem did it. I guess Marge’s foot just wasn’t trainable.
For real????
The toes may not be on her “feet”.
He woke up a little more creative this morning I see. That's actually kinda funny. Hate admitting that. Shit's falling off the rails for him and I'm here for it. It'll be a mischief of rats fleeing a sinking ship. It will happen.
"mischief of rats" - I love how you used it!
muchas gracias :)
Not as soon as any of us would prefer Valerie, but…
tell me about it. the world hasn't been the same in 10 damn years. friendships & loved ones lost being amongst the worst part. i read this this morning and felt better, if it helps:
https://substack.com/@simonwdc/note/c-177555062?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=i11lj
This is becoming a great spectator sport.
And thx for “shitkazoo.” A keepe.
To quote a famously ignored basketball player from New York, “The ship be sinking.”
So original. He needs new material
Where is Mel these days?
The little whiny biotch! 🤣
Ladies and gentlemen the leader 🤮 of the Free World 🙄
My my, he is SO clever with words now, isn't he? Puhleeze.
oh goody, I misspelled JON Voight. now I can look forward the hundreds of corrections that will be emailed to me over the next three days
Actually no one cares if you spell that ghoul’s name correctly
Yeah, I looked at it and went "whatever."
Idiots so want to correct their Betters. Ignore them, Sir. As annoying as it must be.
I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it...
I'm not one to point out typos but I couldn't help but notice "Jack" Tapper. ;-)
As you point out a typo. Right.
Didn’t care, don’t care. Your point was the thing…
I don't care about Jon/John. No, it's the "Dear Leader can't do shit" part. Exactly right. Useless. Always been useless. Whatever is wrong with these people can't be fixed in less than twelve million lifetimes.
What about Jack Tapper🤣
(Tearfully) but, Sir, no one misspells like you!
If you had only seen the Seinfeld episode where George buys a used car that once belonged to "John Voight" you wouldn't make that mistake. It seems the car belonged to a different Voight. Honest mistake on George's part, and I guess, yours.
Even George wouldn't buy JV's car now!
That's OK, Jon himself made a slightly more serious misspelling when he wrote the script for his rant: "this must be stopped and his mayoralty should be terminated immediately." He meant "majority" but "mayoralty" slipped in.
Who?
Excellent Seinfeld containing that very point. 🤣🤣🤣
Who, the midnight cowboy, fo’get about it!
Who gives a shit if you misspelled Jon Voight? Cum on people. Just give him an F on his essay.
Didn’t notice 😊
hahahahahahaha.....Jeff, clearly you aren't a Seinfeld fan or you would have known exactly how to spell it!!!!!! (ya can't put emojis in here or I woulda put in a bunch of LMAO ones)
lol
Excellent (unfortunately-well, kinda) this week in stupid! Your humor makes it especially stupid and laughable. How does anyone believe these crazy ass people! Thanks Jeff! Have a nice weekend to everyone on this substack!!!
Have a nice weekend as well, Tess! 💕
Ditto Tess!
1. To Jesse Watters: I’ll die on my own time fuckwad, not yours.
2. Jon Void (not a typo) is morphing into Trump. Sad!
3. Apparently Lunatic has been anal probed one too many times.
I can’t even make a joke about the library thing because it’s just beyond the pale. I do hope someone buys a lot of the “offending” books and places them in strategic places around the library. And keeps doing it.
John Void - 😂 😝 😆. I’d also say that about his female progeny - the one and only Ms Jolie.
I don’t keep track but about 10 years ago she hated him and wouldn’t speak to him.
2 of a kind - they sure deserve to be father/daughter.
Well done 😂
Book burnings will be next.
I’m liking this because I like your takes Linda, but I don’t want to agree because the thought just burns my ass.
we can burn t's books, no matter who wrote them.
Agreed 💯
🥰🤣🤣
All excellent points Kay-EI!
or on park benches.
👍🏼 Little Free Libraries too.
Lordy. I think my IQ just dropped a few points reading that Watters quote. Which still puts it about 500 points higher than his.
Watters mebbe thinks us boomers will all go extinct like the dinosaurs did with that alleged asteroid impact. Fox viewers know they actually drowned in Noah's Flood
Maybe it will be like the rapture. Whoosh! leaving behind a giant rummage sale of Boomer clothes.
I cringe when I see pics of myself in those 70s disco duds
Are you sure you are a boomer? Early boomers such as myself ignored the terrible disco years, as we've ignored everything else since .
I’m a later boomer, 1960. We didn’t have the good sense you early boomers had
Every time I read a quote from Watters I imagine me holding a baseball bat and swinging it to make the noise stop.
And what exactly does the “great and powerful” Watters think is going to happen to all the boomers like me? An extremely specific pandemic originating in all of the Social Security offices across the land??
I was born in ‘65. Does that put me 1st in line for a dead boomer house?
LOL! I'm imagining it like the online queue for concert tickets :P
It's hard to believe they found someone stupider than Tucker Carlson, but BINGO!
It is so wrong. The boomers who didn't survive the Sixties were on campus and at demonstrations or served in Vietnam. The rest of us will live FOREVER, making his life miserable.
Remember. Every time there is a transgender surgery in New York, a stalwart patriot in Texas loses their freedoms.
And one more Bible banger goes apoplectic
Every time I see the word "apoplectic," I focus on the "pop" part and imagine some red-faced fat idiot bursting. Have did since I was a kid.
omg
Fuck Jon Voigt. Even George Costanza took him for a ride on a used car deal. Dumb as a box of Islamaphobic rocks.
That’s what I said!!! When he bit Kramer, I guess we should have known! 🤣🤣🤣
In his last episode of "Trump the President", Trump in on the unsinkable Titanic, cruising majestically across the sea, when BAMM, the ship slams into the iceberg of doom and begins to sink. All on board are in a panic, Trump, on the top deck, is rushing back and forth from railing to railing trying to find a safe way off the boat, but alas, there aren't enough life boats. He tried to get into some lifeboats by pulling off little children or by pointing out darker skinned passengers who were already on those boats and must be illegals or drug dealears. But, tragicaly, no one would let him onto their lifeboat. In a panic, he lurches across the sinking boat looking for someplace to hide or something that would float. To no avail. In the last scene, Trump is trapped at the stern of the boat, railing against the unfair treatment he has received his whole life as the Titanic slips under the surface.
I would pay good money to watch that.
I love a happy ending.
He offers crypto cash for a spot on a lifeboat, but no takers. Zoom in for a close up as Donnie realizes that life is precious. With an ironic smile, he finally becomes a real boy..Too late, fatso.
Fitting END.
please, someone, make a cartoon of this heartbreaking story...
Without even a floating door and Kate Winslet to cling to.
As promised , Uncle Jeff, I give you
My piece de resistance
Trump and Hitler probably shared something in common.
And all the neo nazi freaks out there are trying to deal with the fact that their leaders (Hitler and Trump) Both probably have.....wait for it.....MICROPENIS!!!
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-has-a-micropenis
Maybe we should rewrite the lyrics.
Trumpy has only got one ball
Lutnick has two but they are small
Miller has something similar
And Marco has no balls at all.
Substitute whatever names you like. The possibilities are endless.
Linda, you missed your calling.
Oh, I'm blushing. Every once in a while I produce a zinger. Born sarcastic and grew into cynicism as a result of 75 years of living in Amerika.
Well, we 75 year olds are the best. Our educations and times made us that way.
Could it be that we were the last generation to receive a true education? I seem to be surrounded by illiterate morons.
Yes, I've said that often. In the fifth grade we had to memorize the preamble to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Gettysburg Address. In seventh grade we had a semester of music appreciation, a semester of learning to draw, a semester of sewing, and a semester of cooking. And those are things kids don't learn today. Not to mention all the book reports from fourth grade on, and other reports from seventh grade on.
Great article Wendy! Little dick energy is getting fucking tiresome.
Interesting. To think if the allies could have paid some gorgeous woman to sacrifice herself by having a liaison with Hitler and go into ecstasy over his incredible masculinity, all that suffering and death would have been avoided.
Marlene Dietrich said about Hitler, "Unfortunately, the first girl laughed".
Yeah, her fault.
I mean, Hitler killed millions of people, and probably over Penis envy.
Just sayin.
Stormy Daniels testified about Trump's tiny mushroom cock. Yet that deformity worked, as evidenced by his five spawn. Tant pis.
On the all important subject of Hitler's nuggets, biographer John (J-O-H-N) Toland interviewed a doctor who claimed to have done that old 'turn your head and cough' business to the great man and said Adolph's agates were normal. As for that business, the next time it happens, I'll tell the doctor "you don't have to make up some excuse to caress my plums, go to town!"
Read your piece and was enlightened. Thank you.
I knew we were all going to die, but at the same time??? Are they going to nuke boomers? Soylent green us? And can you picture how many cultist boomers sat in front of their TVs and nodded along?
Um, somebody should tell Watters that Trump is a Boomer.
Maybe we will be Raptured - that'll show Jesse!
Boomer Rapture. It will be explosive!
This sounds like the name of a new rap star just signed to a record label.
All those polio vaccines we received back in the dark ages are suddenly, and simultaneously, going to kill us?
Are they ‘breaking something to us gently’ or what… 💀🍿
What housing will the Boomers leave, senior housing? Downsized homes in cheap states to live in, i.e. no industry? Also, it's the boomers that mostly have medicare so they have health insurance, cutting into the odds that these are the people who will be dying off soon. Just remember one truth, life is tenacious.
Depends on how high the hearing aids were turned up--they may have thought the Found Object said that they were about to get millions and millions of dollars......
Somewhere out there John Scopes is like, holy crap, in 100 years Tennessee has gotten even worse
Right?! I’m sickened. 💔
So Musk wants us all to find the light in outer space and now Luna wants to hunt down interdimensional beings. Am I alone in seeing both as merely projections of their emotional uni dimensionality and empty inner space ?
Wouldn’t aliens make sure they are flying with their windows up when they go by the bad neighborhood that is America under Trump?
Don't forget to lock your spaceship doors.
Don't bother; any aliens worthy of the name can will themselves to become liquid and slip in under the door, don'tcha know.
Ha ha. But I was thinking the aliens should be locking their space ship doors to keep the crazy earthlings from getting them.
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!
Nope
How about just sheer insanity?
Thanks for the nutcase report Jeff. I'm looking forward to The Boomer Rapture....got my soft food snacks and my robe pressed for lift-off.
I hope Frank Zappa will be waiting at heaven's gate to wave us in 😎
I'll share my soft pretzels with you if you bring the mustard!
I misread that as "nutcast report" which actually kinda works.
On the nose, Jeff. MAGA is so fucking stoopid, they can't even racist correctly. Dozy Don's Muslim ban doesn't apply to murderous dictators like al-Sharaa and MBS.
Anyway, we already have Sharia law in the U.S. Only it's called "Christian Nationalism."
I heard that MBS is paying a visit next week 🙄
And Al-Sharaa was just here
Are they? They ignore his decline to cling to relevance ‘I guess’?!
Of course Dear Leader would only have the best MRI, an MRI the likes of which have never been seen before. Now if Trump can only figure out what an MRI is, but then it's like magnets, no one understands what they are or how they work, it's all just a plot from the insurance companies to charge us more money. Maybe the doctors were looking for that piece of brain that fell out of Donny's head when Donny was talking to RFK Jr?
If the doctor had explained that MRI stood for Magnetic Resonance Imaging trump couldn’t have been forced into the machine with a forklift!
To say he is Stupid is such an understatement.
lol 😂
So the analyzers used the analyzer to do an analysis and the analysis was that whatever they analyzed, they figured that they’re pretty good at analyzing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As anyone who has ever had an MRI knows, it's kind of obvious what part is being scanned.
Geeeee! I am so appreciative to read everyone's comments..such brilliant words here...thank you,thank you....
If Joe Biden had announced that he’d had an MRI, without knowing the reason, or even the body part being scanned, not only would Jake Tapper, be writing a sequel, but Elon Musk would have his pre-pubescent techies hacking the shit out of Biden’s medical records, and posting the results on Twatter, or Shitter, or Xcrement, or whatever the fuck it’s called now. Either that, or Dr. Brainworms would be diagnosing Biden himself. But of course, none of this would have happened, because no normal human’s ever claimed to have had an MRI for reasons unknown. And more importantly, up until now, they wouldn’t think there was anyone dumb enough to believe it.
I'm going to award a few points to the reporter who asked, "Was it your brain?" I know exactly how I'd ask that question: with the acidic tone that can etch metal.
The part that gets me is he thinks an MRI is a test you can "do well" on, when that isn't remotely what MRIs are about. They're diagnostic, you moron!
Well, y'know.....maybe the MRI results looked like a camel...................
Well said, Stephanie!
His current lies are not up to snuff. Dopey don I mean that lie was as dumb he couldn’t reply no lie ready nothing, just don’t know.
But they’re still buying it?…
Or at least pretending to—which is just as bad.