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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun fact: Donny called Three Toes "Marjorie Traitor Greene" this morning

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115554138689247811

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

This is the great divisive split, MAGA on the MTG Side (who care about the Epstein shit) and MAGA on the other side who care more about Trump.

This is the kind of thing that breaks midterm elections, and bides the tide in our favor (progressives that is).

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Linda Weide's avatar

MTG is jumping ship because Trump did not back her and she could see where the ship was sailing. Rumors hath it that more Republicans might jump ship as more is revealed in the files.

Also, for those who are upset that Mamdani is a SOCIAL Democrat, I just saw posted on one of my chats today that Seattle is now about to have a SOCIAL Democratic mayor as well. Only she is female, white and probably not Muslim. Still hope to see same policies.

As for Anna Luna(tic), she has been inviting members of the AfD in Germany, that is the New German Nazi party to visit her so she can ostensibly help JDV, Musk and Trump to plan their ascendency to leadership in Germany. In response to this, I have organized American-German monthly dialogues in my city in Germany. I want to be spreading the word that the right wing fascist Devils in the USA are eager to spread their brand of ruining a country to the rest of the world, and they are reaching out wherever they can, and are well organized and funded.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Thank you, Linda, for taking up this important cause. It's vital that we don't lose focus on the many other ways this regime is trying to spread its poison.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Paula, books that made this clear for me are "Money, Lies and God: Inside the Movement to Destroy American Democracy" by Katherine Stewart, and Anne Applebaum's book, "Autocracy, Inc. : The Dictators Who Want to Run the World." A well developed far-right network is actively working to destroy democracy wherever they can.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I think I'll stick to my books by Steven Mithen, about the development of man and civilization. There's some interesting positive stuff in them.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The damn sand gets in everything.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Wow, Linda, lil’ Lunatic is not as stupid as we all thought! She was “hired” to be cute and alluring to attract members of the AfD. Pretty soon, Florida will be known as the Nazi State of America. Ugh…

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Linda Weide's avatar

DeSantis certainly helps with that.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I bet we could raise enough $ to send Trump and JD to Germany on a one way with our blessings and a NO RETURN TAG.

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Carol C's avatar

I wouldn’t wish them on today’s Germany. Send them somewhere with no healthcare, no Big Macs, no donuts, definitely no internet. Somewhere where there is nothing to buy and no one to notice them.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Send them to North Korea.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Excellent choice. They can practice working for their food.

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arne link's avatar

That's right. Isn't Kim Jun Un in love with Trump? Didn't he send him love letters?

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

South Sudan might also be good.

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Michael J McGee's avatar

Antarctica comes to mind

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Pete Gorton's avatar

no, the penguins are doing just fine, despite global warming and the US disaster. Why stuff up their world? Flippers Up!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The sun.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Terri, That does not seem a realistic solution, since they could not fit in here in the ways they would want to.

I am living in Germany, if you will see my posts above. It is recommended that those Americans abroad should try to stave off autocracy where we are living and form networks too, so that we can help keep autocracy at bay where we live so we can provide support against fascism in the US as well. The more places there are that have democratic governments, the harder it will be for Trump to do autocratic things and as long as democratic countries still interact with Trump as allies, the harder it is for him to run full force with his fascism. We should do all we can to keep it that way.

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

Holy Mike Johnson and several others need to be on that one way trip too.

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Lucy Horton's avatar

Actually, Russia might be a better choice. I believe I've read that they have no extradition treaty with us. In fact, that might be the fallback plan.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Luna, is clearly in the peerless in vacuous idiocy camp Linda!

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I like people who are social!

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arne link's avatar

Thank you for representing the normal people.

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Thank you Linda, we can use all the help we can get. I get the absolute giggles when I think of Germans watching us marching down this path and raising a hand, saying "uh.... we'd like a word?

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Linda Weide's avatar

George, They do know that Trump is bad, unless they don't think he is. Obviously the AfD leadership loves him and the support he, Vance and other of his tribe are giving to them. I am sure it is monetary as well as strategic advice. I see what they are doing.

A lot of Germans don't know the path we are marching down in the US, because the media coverage has not been so good. Just as a lot of Americans don't know much of what is going on outside of the US. They are recognizing fascism though, and we are forming a group of Germans and Americans against fascism in both countries in my city.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Dumpty's ship is "sailing" much in the same way the Titanic was "sailing" at 1am on April 15th, 1912.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Let's hope so! I'm so proud of my hometown of Seattle voting for a Social Democrat. Seattle needs good leadership and actual plans to end homelessness there.

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meryl selig's avatar

Wish the elections were this year

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Megan Ross's avatar

I wish the 90 million people who didn't bother to vote, would have gotten off their lazy butts and voted in November! They're as much to blame as the MAGAts who voted for TRump, if not more. A mere 77 million people voted for The Convicted Felon and their votes would have kept him from becoming (gag) president again.

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arne link's avatar

It was never a fair and honest election. There was interference from several sources.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Interference both before and during voting.

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Laurie Hengel's avatar

Popular vote has no effect on the Presidency . Humphrey, Al Gore, Hilary Clinton would've won had popular vote been used instead of Electoral College getting the shoe-in

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Megan Ross's avatar

I think 90 million votes would have had a serious impact, even on the electoral college results.

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Laurie Hengel's avatar

It hadn't in the examples I listed, certainly not enough to change the outcome, regardless

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

At times like this, I'm pissed at the founding fathers. They could have put in a time tested parliamentary system, but having slaves that bring you food and rub your feet encourage you to day dream about a unitary executive.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Well, there have been many chances to amend the Constitution and people were not awake enough, until now, to demand it.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The parliamentary system in roughly the modern form was only 90 years old in Britain and had been quite unstable both before the "Glorious Revolution" and quite recently in the Founders' time when George III, quite aside from trying to sweep aside elected bodies in the colonies, was also trying to roll back the parliamentary takeover, refusing to seat elected representatives (Wilkes and Barre, jointly commemorated in a city-name in Pennsylvania) for having criticized royal policy and choosing Prime Ministers without regard to who the majority in Parliament would have preferred.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The more they fight with each other, the more they're distracted from doing damage. Speaking of distractions, did Trump REALLY think having Hegseth announce a potential invasion of Venezuela was going to interest the general public, most of which couldn't find Venezuela on a map? Anyway, some things are hard to distract from and, to Trump's misfortune, sex scandals are at the top of the list.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

“”Bides the tide” appears to be a nonstandard unintentional combination of “biding your time” with the old timey hymn “Blest be the ties that bind…” or your intention is to suggest waiting for the tide to turn to more favorable conditions. This explanation is mostly Ai approved. Kind of a mind twister but it works.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Not many are on MTG’s side

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Walter's avatar

I hope you are correct.

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Susie's avatar

Yes. Yes. YES!!!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

When a MAGAT goes crazy, one out of 300 turns on Donald Trump. The other 299 develop relationships with aliens.

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!

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Paula Dean's avatar

😂😂😂

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Now that’s truthin’ lol.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely played Kathleen!

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Bob Dunn's avatar

Also when a MAGAT turns on Pres. Eejit, an angel gets its wings

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RZAngel's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Jeff;

Please don’t forgo the use of your wonderful tag Sporkfoot for the shape shifting knucklehead from Georgia. It truly was one of your very Best inventions!

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Paula Dean's avatar

But I still don't know why/how she earned that nickname! Explain?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Be delighted to. Someone cooked up a picture of that anthropoid wearing sandals and made it look like she had three toes like a sloth. Thus she is known as "Sporkfoot" or, occasionally, "Sporky."

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Major Kong's avatar

Or 3 tines - like a spork they give you at KFC.

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Alison Parker's avatar

There was a doctored photo of her that went around in which she's wearing sandals and someone made it look like she only has 3 toes.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

She has only three toes on one of her feet.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Did she shoot off the other two?

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

I have it on reliable information that Kristi Noem did it. I guess Marge’s foot just wasn’t trainable.

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shee-rah's avatar

😝😝😝

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Doc Blase''s avatar

"Old goat foot".

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Susan Niemann's avatar

For real????

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

The toes may not be on her “feet”.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, how I want to believe

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Valerie's avatar

He woke up a little more creative this morning I see. That's actually kinda funny. Hate admitting that. Shit's falling off the rails for him and I'm here for it. It'll be a mischief of rats fleeing a sinking ship. It will happen.

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DJS's avatar

"mischief of rats" - I love how you used it!

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Valerie's avatar

muchas gracias :)

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Not as soon as any of us would prefer Valerie, but…

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Valerie's avatar

tell me about it. the world hasn't been the same in 10 damn years. friendships & loved ones lost being amongst the worst part. i read this this morning and felt better, if it helps:

https://substack.com/@simonwdc/note/c-177555062?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=i11lj

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Except Rump doesn't do his own posts anymore.

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meryl selig's avatar

This is becoming a great spectator sport.

And thx for “shitkazoo.” A keepe.

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Joseph Luongo's avatar

To quote a famously ignored basketball player from New York, “The ship be sinking.”

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

The little whiny biotch! 🤣

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Leu2500's avatar

So original. He needs new material

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celeste k.'s avatar

My my, he is SO clever with words now, isn't he? Puhleeze.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Where is Mel these days?

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PTW's avatar

The check must not have cleared.

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Norma's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen the leader 🤮 of the Free World 🙄

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh goody, I misspelled JON Voight. now I can look forward the hundreds of corrections that will be emailed to me over the next three days

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Stacy B's avatar

Actually no one cares if you spell that ghoul’s name correctly

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Dave Drell's avatar

Right - it’s actually spelled:

Jon I am an Asshole

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Yeah, I looked at it and went "whatever."

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Idiots so want to correct their Betters. Ignore them, Sir. As annoying as it must be.

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Tracey Johnson's avatar

(Tearfully) but, Sir, no one misspells like you!

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arne link's avatar

Good one!

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Christine Zepka's avatar

Didn’t care, don’t care. Your point was the thing…

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it...

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DJS's avatar

I'm not one to point out typos but I couldn't help but notice "Jack" Tapper. ;-)

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Ole Anderson's avatar

As you point out a typo. Right.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

If you had only seen the Seinfeld episode where George buys a used car that once belonged to "John Voight" you wouldn't make that mistake. It seems the car belonged to a different Voight. Honest mistake on George's part, and I guess, yours.

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Adam Electro's avatar

Even George wouldn't buy JV's car now!

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Permian Extinction's avatar

I don't care about Jon/John. No, it's the "Dear Leader can't do shit" part. Exactly right. Useless. Always been useless. Whatever is wrong with these people can't be fixed in less than twelve million lifetimes.

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Debbie  Mitchell's avatar

What about Jack Tapper🤣

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cablecargal's avatar

We don't care. Just keep writing.

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Susie's avatar

Excellent Seinfeld containing that very point. 🤣🤣🤣

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Who, the midnight cowboy, fo’get about it!

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arne link's avatar

He was a good actor back then. He just got too old and too full of himself. I thought that Midnight Cowboy was a great film. Dustin Hoffman was outstanding.

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Lyman Baker's avatar

That's OK, Jon himself made a slightly more serious misspelling when he wrote the script for his rant: "this must be stopped and his mayoralty should be terminated immediately." He meant "majority" but "mayoralty" slipped in.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

No, I think he did mean "mayoralty." Makes more sense, anyway.

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Lyman Baker's avatar

My point was that the real import of his wish to see the will majority of the voters discarded. They don't count for him because the don't exist for him. In effect he wants to wipe them out.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Sorry---thought you were being literal. My bad.

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Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Just call him a Racist. POS - that’ll do it Jeff

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Tom Woods's avatar

Who?

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Salspho's avatar

Who gives a shit if you misspelled Jon Voight? Cum on people. Just give him an F on his essay.

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Eva Porter's avatar

It’s a Costanza error. Remember when he bought “John” Voight’s car?

Also, re: boomers. My retired friends, boomers born in the 1950s, have two or three generations of people living in their not exactly starter home homes.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. To Jesse Watters: I’ll die on my own time fuckwad, not yours.

2. Jon Void (not a typo) is morphing into Trump. Sad!

3. Apparently Lunatic has been anal probed one too many times.

I can’t even make a joke about the library thing because it’s just beyond the pale. I do hope someone buys a lot of the “offending” books and places them in strategic places around the library. And keeps doing it.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

John Void - 😂 😝 😆. I’d also say that about his female progeny - the one and only Ms Jolie.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I don’t keep track but about 10 years ago she hated him and wouldn’t speak to him.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

2 of a kind - they sure deserve to be father/daughter.

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Christine Zepka's avatar

I don’t care, do you? 🤣

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Book burnings will be next.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m liking this because I like your takes Linda, but I don’t want to agree because the thought just burns my ass.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

we can burn t's books, no matter who wrote them.

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arne link's avatar

Bonfire of the Vanities again? I'll bring the marshmallows.

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Kay-El's avatar

Agreed 💯

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robin crawley's avatar

Well done 😂

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Christine Zepka's avatar

🥰🤣🤣

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Dave Drell's avatar

Great idea, Kay… but those in Kentucky will soon be cash starved. Maybe WE should buy them and ship them to each library?

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s a great idea Dave!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

or on park benches.

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Kay-El's avatar

👍🏼 Little Free Libraries too.

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Dave Drell's avatar

What book was it?

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Kay-El's avatar

All I can find is this: “In a letter sent on Oct. 27 by the Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett, which was obtained by The Tennessean and later shared by the Rutherford County Library System, Hargett directed libraries in the county to "identify any materials that may be inconsistent with Tennessee age-appropriateness laws," as well as President Donald Trump's January executive order regarding "gender ideology."”

🙄

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Kay-El's avatar

Hmmmm. I don’t think the article mentioned it. I’ll see if I can find out

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

All excellent points Kay-EI!

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Zito, Anthony's avatar

Remember. Every time there is a transgender surgery in New York, a stalwart patriot in Texas loses their freedoms.

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meryl selig's avatar

And one more Bible banger goes apoplectic

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Betsy L's avatar

Every time I see the word "apoplectic," I focus on the "pop" part and imagine some red-faced fat idiot bursting. Have did since I was a kid.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Mr Zito: Comment of the day!

You win a nice KFC one-on-one one lunch with Mr. Watters.

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Zito, Anthony's avatar

Declined! :)

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P123Sunny's avatar

omg

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Tess's avatar

Excellent (unfortunately-well, kinda) this week in stupid! Your humor makes it especially stupid and laughable. How does anyone believe these crazy ass people! Thanks Jeff! Have a nice weekend to everyone on this substack!!!

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Ellyn's avatar

Have a nice weekend as well, Tess! 💕

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Tess!

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Alison Parker's avatar

Lordy. I think my IQ just dropped a few points reading that Watters quote. Which still puts it about 500 points higher than his.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Watters mebbe thinks us boomers will all go extinct like the dinosaurs did with that alleged asteroid impact. Fox viewers know they actually drowned in Noah's Flood

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Jan Moon's avatar

Maybe it will be like the rapture. Whoosh! leaving behind a giant rummage sale of Boomer clothes.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I cringe when I see pics of myself in those 70s disco duds

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Are you sure you are a boomer? Early boomers such as myself ignored the terrible disco years, as we've ignored everything else since .

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I’m a later boomer, 1960. We didn’t have the good sense you early boomers had

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I stopped listening to new music in 1975, just kept playing the 1965-75 stuff over and over. Didn't restart listening to new music until the 90s.

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arne link's avatar

Nah, they were great! Platform shoes and all?

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Hannah's avatar

Love your platform shoes. So hot!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I’d probably fall off of them and sprain an ankle now

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Every time I read a quote from Watters I imagine me holding a baseball bat and swinging it to make the noise stop.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Gosh, I wish someone has collected these nuggets of wisdom and put out a book!

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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ynot1965's avatar

I was born in ‘65. Does that put me 1st in line for a dead boomer house?

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Alison Parker's avatar

LOL! I'm imagining it like the online queue for concert tickets :P

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ynot1965's avatar

I’ll bring a sleeping bag and a lawn chair.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Kind of reminds me of some woman with whom I worked who was a baby when Kennedy was assassinated. Maybe what sets boomers apart is that we all heard the speeches Kennedy made, and boy, t doesn't even reach the cellar on his. "Ask not..." At this very moment my husband and I are watching "John and Yoko" on HBO. Why are we living through this again?

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

And what exactly does the “great and powerful” Watters think is going to happen to all the boomers like me? An extremely specific pandemic originating in all of the Social Security offices across the land??

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It's hard to believe they found someone stupider than Tucker Carlson, but BINGO!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It is so wrong. The boomers who didn't survive the Sixties were on campus and at demonstrations or served in Vietnam. The rest of us will live FOREVER, making his life miserable.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fuck Jon Voigt. Even George Costanza took him for a ride on a used car deal. Dumb as a box of Islamaphobic rocks.

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Susie's avatar

That’s what I said!!! When he bit Kramer, I guess we should have known! 🤣🤣🤣

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Merrill's avatar

In his last episode of "Trump the President", Trump in on the unsinkable Titanic, cruising majestically across the sea, when BAMM, the ship slams into the iceberg of doom and begins to sink. All on board are in a panic, Trump, on the top deck, is rushing back and forth from railing to railing trying to find a safe way off the boat, but alas, there aren't enough life boats. He tried to get into some lifeboats by pulling off little children or by pointing out darker skinned passengers who were already on those boats and must be illegals or drug dealears. But, tragicaly, no one would let him onto their lifeboat. In a panic, he lurches across the sinking boat looking for someplace to hide or something that would float. To no avail. In the last scene, Trump is trapped at the stern of the boat, railing against the unfair treatment he has received his whole life as the Titanic slips under the surface.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

I would pay good money to watch that.

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rlritt's avatar

I love a happy ending.

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Crystal Hartley's avatar

He offers crypto cash for a spot on a lifeboat, but no takers. Zoom in for a close up as Donnie realizes that life is precious. With an ironic smile, he finally becomes a real boy..Too late, fatso.

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Lucy Conner's avatar

😂🤣😂

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

please, someone, make a cartoon of this heartbreaking story...

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Major Kong's avatar

Without even a floating door and Kate Winslet to cling to.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Fitting END.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Nah, he'd have fallen asleep in one of the deck chairs.😂

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

What about the sharks?

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

As promised , Uncle Jeff, I give you

My piece de resistance

Trump and Hitler probably shared something in common.

And all the neo nazi freaks out there are trying to deal with the fact that their leaders (Hitler and Trump) Both probably have.....wait for it.....MICROPENIS!!!

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-has-a-micropenis

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Maybe we should rewrite the lyrics.

Trumpy has only got one ball

Lutnick has two but they are small

Miller has something similar

And Marco has no balls at all.

Substitute whatever names you like. The possibilities are endless.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Linda, you missed your calling.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Oh, I'm blushing. Every once in a while I produce a zinger. Born sarcastic and grew into cynicism as a result of 75 years of living in Amerika.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, we 75 year olds are the best. Our educations and times made us that way.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Could it be that we were the last generation to receive a true education? I seem to be surrounded by illiterate morons.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, I've said that often. In the fifth grade we had to memorize the preamble to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Gettysburg Address. In seventh grade we had a semester of music appreciation, a semester of learning to draw, a semester of sewing, and a semester of cooking. And those are things kids don't learn today. Not to mention all the book reports from fourth grade on, and other reports from seventh grade on.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

And, we had those little workbooks that tortured us into learning to write and read cursive.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Third grade.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Great article Wendy! Little dick energy is getting fucking tiresome.

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rlritt's avatar

Interesting. To think if the allies could have paid some gorgeous woman to sacrifice herself by having a liaison with Hitler and go into ecstasy over his incredible masculinity, all that suffering and death would have been avoided.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Marlene Dietrich said about Hitler, "Unfortunately, the first girl laughed".

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rlritt's avatar

Yeah, her fault.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant!

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean, Hitler killed millions of people, and probably over Penis envy.

Just sayin.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Stormy Daniels testified about Trump's tiny mushroom cock. Yet that deformity worked, as evidenced by his five spawn. Tant pis.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Um....do we know he actually fathered those five children? And if so, was IVF used?

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I suspect all his spawn were unplanned, at least by himself.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Hmmm....perceptive comment, Sharon. Bet you're right. Might be interesting to see the results of DNA testing, though.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

On the all important subject of Hitler's nuggets, biographer John (J-O-H-N) Toland interviewed a doctor who claimed to have done that old 'turn your head and cough' business to the great man and said Adolph's agates were normal. As for that business, the next time it happens, I'll tell the doctor "you don't have to make up some excuse to caress my plums, go to town!"

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Mwfeiger's avatar

Read your piece and was enlightened. Thank you.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Somewhere out there John Scopes is like, holy crap, in 100 years Tennessee has gotten even worse

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Susie's avatar

Right?! I’m sickened. 💔

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Monnina's avatar

So Musk wants us all to find the light in outer space and now Luna wants to hunt down interdimensional beings. Am I alone in seeing both as merely projections of their emotional uni dimensionality and empty inner space ?

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Leu2500's avatar

Wouldn’t aliens make sure they are flying with their windows up when they go by the bad neighborhood that is America under Trump?

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rlritt's avatar

Don't forget to lock your spaceship doors.

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Crystal Hartley's avatar

Don't bother; any aliens worthy of the name can will themselves to become liquid and slip in under the door, don'tcha know.

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rlritt's avatar

Ha ha. But I was thinking the aliens should be locking their space ship doors to keep the crazy earthlings from getting them.

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Betsy L's avatar

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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robin crawley's avatar

Nope

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

How about just sheer insanity?

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

On this topic, WTF is Luna talking about? I confess that I haven't followed her delusions. Anybody?

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Thanks for the nutcase report Jeff. I'm looking forward to The Boomer Rapture....got my soft food snacks and my robe pressed for lift-off.

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Anna Trombley's avatar

I hope Frank Zappa will be waiting at heaven's gate to wave us in 😎

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'll share my soft pretzels with you if you bring the mustard!

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Clint Opine's avatar

I misread that as "nutcast report" which actually kinda works.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Anybody got weed?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Yep. 😎

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

If Joe Biden had announced that he’d had an MRI, without knowing the reason, or even the body part being scanned, not only would Jake Tapper, be writing a sequel, but Elon Musk would have his pre-pubescent techies hacking the shit out of Biden’s medical records, and posting the results on Twatter, or Shitter, or Xcrement, or whatever the fuck it’s called now. Either that, or Dr. Brainworms would be diagnosing Biden himself. But of course, none of this would have happened, because no normal human’s ever claimed to have had an MRI for reasons unknown. And more importantly, up until now, they wouldn’t think there was anyone dumb enough to believe it.

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Joyce's avatar

I'm going to award a few points to the reporter who asked, "Was it your brain?" I know exactly how I'd ask that question: with the acidic tone that can etch metal.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The part that gets me is he thinks an MRI is a test you can "do well" on, when that isn't remotely what MRIs are about. They're diagnostic, you moron!

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Joyce's avatar

Well, y'know.....maybe the MRI results looked like a camel...................

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

His current lies are not up to snuff. Dopey don I mean that lie was as dumb he couldn’t reply no lie ready nothing, just don’t know.

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P123Sunny's avatar

But they’re still buying it?…

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Or at least pretending to—which is just as bad.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Well said, Stephanie!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I had 3 MRIs this spring and it’s so obvious where they are concentrating the other one for him would be his knee right one may need some work. So if your knee was getting it that would be a whole lot different than the head. He’s such a wiener he would probably run out before it was done.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Exactly! What part of your body was inside the machine, you dumbass? Was it your head or your cankles? Not to mention the fact that the body part they’re scanning is written right on the prescription. And even if he was having it done at Walter Reed without a script, the technician always confirms the instructions with the patient to make sure they’re scanning the correct area.

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rlritt's avatar

Marjorie Taylor Greene is my new hero. Her latest comments;

"It’s astonishing really how hard he’s [Trump] fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.

But really most Americans wish he would fight this hard to help the forgotten men and women of America who are fed up with foreign wars and foreign causes, are going broke trying to feed their families, and are losing hope of ever achieving the American dream….

She stepped in front of his bullseye, and I give her a lot of credit.

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Paula Dean's avatar

She should volunteer to be the poster child of 'Leaving MAGA'. It's not easy to leave a cult that has become your raison d'etre.

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arne link's avatar

I suppose she got all she could out of Maga and is ready to move on. She is an opportunist and sees which way the wind blows (for which you don't need a weatherman)..

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rlritt's avatar

Its really not easy, and her constituents are full MAGA so taking on their lord and master is a big deal.

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DJS's avatar

She may be the perfect vehicle to lead MAGA women out of the Cult, open their eyes and ears to discover they've been following a false prophet.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

She’s the same opportunistic nutball she always was. Hero? good lord.

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rlritt's avatar

If she's harbinger of his downfall. I'll give her the credit.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Exactly. She's no hero but she's a signal that the flock is backing away and that even some people who seemed dense are starting to realize than an innocent person doesn't frantic try to keep material that would exonerate an innocent person secret. He should have said what Reid Hoffman said after Trump mentioned his name among "Democrats" who should be investigated over Epstein. Hoffman said, “I want this complete release because it will show that the calls for baseless investigations of me are nothing more than political persecution and slander." Yes, and the way to prove that is to RELEASE THE FILES.

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Donna Marie aka GRANtifa🫅🏼's avatar

whatever takes him down!

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rlritt's avatar

Yeah, I'm sure. Most politicians are. But I'll take it for now.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Man are you sucked in, she has plans, you know she wants to work her way up in the gop with no Tramp around. It’s the future Sporky with power.

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rlritt's avatar

Well, I'll worry about her ambitions when Trump is gone. Thats I all care about is to bring down this fascist dictator.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Maybe she’s not as stupid as I thought?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Not as stupid as she pretended to be?

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robin crawley's avatar

Savvy steroid Marge. Bingo.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It’s currently JDVance, Marge Sporky, and Ted Cruz, because they smell blood and and see a vacuum there is your ambitions on display.

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rlritt's avatar

Without a doubt. So far Marge is the only one with the guts to attack the Emperor. But as soon as there's blood in the water the sharks will come.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

On the nose, Jeff. MAGA is so fucking stoopid, they can't even racist correctly. Dozy Don's Muslim ban doesn't apply to murderous dictators like al-Sharaa and MBS.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Anyway, we already have Sharia law in the U.S. Only it's called "Christian Nationalism."

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Norma's avatar

I heard that MBS is paying a visit next week 🙄

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HI2thDoc's avatar

And Al-Sharaa was just here

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P123Sunny's avatar

Are they? They ignore his decline to cling to relevance ‘I guess’?!

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Tom Twain's avatar

Of course Dear Leader would only have the best MRI, an MRI the likes of which have never been seen before. Now if Trump can only figure out what an MRI is, but then it's like magnets, no one understands what they are or how they work, it's all just a plot from the insurance companies to charge us more money. Maybe the doctors were looking for that piece of brain that fell out of Donny's head when Donny was talking to RFK Jr?

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Ole Anderson's avatar

If the doctor had explained that MRI stood for Magnetic Resonance Imaging trump couldn’t have been forced into the machine with a forklift!

To say he is Stupid is such an understatement.

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Norma's avatar

lol 😂

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Mary Fedoroff's avatar

So the analyzers used the analyzer to do an analysis and the analysis was that whatever they analyzed, they figured that they’re pretty good at analyzing.

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Susie's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nancy Potter's avatar

As anyone who has ever had an MRI knows, it's kind of obvious what part is being scanned.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

Geeeee! I am so appreciative to read everyone's comments..such brilliant words here...thank you,thank you....

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