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this was such a stupid week that I didn't even have room for Nick Fuentes streaming gay porn https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-801627

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Fun Fact: George Santos--yes, THAT George Santos--called Fuentes "an evil gay Mexican twink." I'm not sure saying to them, "Girls, calm down. You're BOTH pretty" is going to cut it.

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Lol 😂☠️

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😂😂😂

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The usual “I was hacked” claim. The IDF did it? No dog whistling there. 🙄

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Jewish space PORN lasers!

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That's what suspected, too. It's obvious. Everyone says so.

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😂😂😂

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Jewish Space GAY PORN lasers! The best kind!

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I hate when that happens

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The weeks just keep getting stupider as Insurrection 2.0 - sorry, the totally free and fair election - gets nearer.

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Never fear, Jeff. As you say, the week is yet to begin. There’s Shay’s another week, or, better yet, “Stack Stupid” on a daily basis. I’m positive there’s plenty to “Stack” daily. Look at this past Monday. We have the Speaker of the House, Johnson, neglecting his duties to run and snuff the methane filled diaper and duck the green ring if his ‘king’! He, along with his group from Washington.

Tuesday, another group shies up, and so on through the week. You gave “the Don” himself on any day you desire. He’s “Stupid” 24/7/365! His son, and daughter-in-law, whom he’s appointed to scam all the funds from the RNC to his ‘legal fight/campaign fund’ that’s being ‘donated’ to eject Republicans (excuse me, Trumpublicans) across the nation. None of which will ever see any RNC money this year.

Don’t forget our illustrious Supreme Court justices. We have Alito, Thomas, Roberts (who is just sitting doing nothing about the antics of the others). You have an array of dejection there. Right down to flying the flag outside their home in “Distress” and throwing his wife under the bus!m!!!

Ohhh, no, Jeff. You can stack several “Stupid” people every day if the week. The more the merrier.

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I know I've posted this a lot already, but every time I see that picture of all those Republican chickenshits in their red ties standing at attention for Dear Leader Trump? All I can think of is this line from TOMBSTONE.....

https://youtu.be/rX4UQHQ9D98

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OMG….YES! Absolutely perfect!

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You missed the sign held in the back in New York saying,”Bootlicker” presumably toward Gaetz then was probably pushed away. Look again, Jeff.

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I enjoyed it completely, a perfect caption to that bunch of traitors.

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That is just delish!

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Actually loved George Santos’ weigh-in on Fuentes being a “homo”! 🤩

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Yes, that was 🤩

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Ask if I’m surprised.

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Wha?

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My favorite part of the week was when MAGA released those helium balloons of male "twigs and berries" at the NYC Courthouse. Wonder if those porn balloons were approved by the people trying to ban books in schools. I can never figure which side of a conflict their position is on.

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I keep dreaming of a week where you would have nothing to write about in This Week in Stupid. Hope springs eternal!

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Bonus pts for skipping the 3-toed blond hillbilly gym rat’s obviously-drunken racist rant in the House chambers.

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that episode might require an entire post

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Yes Jeff, I’m clearly looking forward to your rendition of the MTG beat down during the House Oversight Committee hearing. I particularly liked Jasmine Crockett’s description of Marjorie Three Toes - “bleach blonde, bad-built, butch body”. Excellent!! And AOC’s response to MTG, “How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person….Oh girl, baby girl, don’t even play!” You just don’t mess with a girl from the Bronx, or a Democrat from Texas, either!

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And the tweeted response "I'm almost 50. I think my body looks great." Rep. Crockett drew blood.

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For a shoe with hair on it, Three-Toes looks fine.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oh PLEASE burn the Margarine!

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Let's just practice while we wait, "Bleach blond bad built butch body." Man, I keep playing that over until that part of my computer is going to wear out. And here I've been referring to her as Marjorie, Mannish Woman.

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Let not insult the lesbians, please. Some are really fine looking but of course, others are not.

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My lesbian friends use the term butch all the time. My only targets are MTG and those like her but particularly her. Marjorie is a Cross fitter and apparently going for the butch body look. And looking "butch" does not mean you are ugly. It's all about a more guy-looking look.

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lol. How bout diesel dyke. You need to be older for that line.

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I remember that. I used to be the youngest one all the time. NOw if I'm not the oldest, I'm close. LOL.

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Speaking of lesbians; have you found the Canadian school teacher on TikTok whose handle is unlearn16

She is just about the coolest thing ever

She does lots of vids commenting on American politics. The one she did where she’s talking to Greg Abbott about posting the 10 Commandments in every classroom in Texas. It’s great

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I have not. I'll have to look for that. I love the creative things the not Trump side does.

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Here's to lebzians everywhere, just not MTG. She's just modeling hetero behavior.

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We go back to Seinfeld, about gay people, "I think he's gay -- not that there's anything wrong with that." And there is nothing wrong with that to me so those of us who don't care and haven't for a long time are much more likely to say things that other people interpret the wrong way. That's so unfortunate. No one should feel bad about the way they were born.

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When I love someone, I find they’re always good looking.

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I have said that a million times. I like the whole experience of good people and they become very good looking to me.

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Yup.

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Hear, hear.

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Oh please, please???

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Please include the latest rap music of that fight.

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AOC pointed out that it was a fascist Republican ploy during which they suspended committee rules and then voted on the contempt charges for Garland with no amendments or debate. She did this in an article in the New Republic.

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Probably because Comer didn't understand Crockett's phraseology. It went right over his corn-pone little Kentucky head.

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Didn't you mean to type porn-cone?

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😅🤣😜🤪😂

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Probably. LOL.

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His look of confusion & the whut? was hilarious

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That was made out of magic like a hog is made out of pork. But I think Jasmine Crockett should have been nicer to Sporky. MTG's been upset ever since she found out her cameo in Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes was cut...and after she'd spent a whole twenty minutes in the makeup chair for it!

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😂😂 She doesn't need a lot.

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I watched that... kindergarteners are better than that! 🙄

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Today, I am grateful to Jeff Tiedrich for gathering the stupid in one place so I dont have to look for it. And then, gems like this: "the rotating crew of Lord Buttstench Cosplayers'. 😂😂😂 Listening to Mike the Pillow Man makes my skin crawl...do you think they have to wipe down the microphone after he slobbers all over it? Ew. AND Rudy Colludy FINALLY gets served....birthday cake AND a subpoena. WONDERFUL!!!

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Let’s come up with the Top 5 Indicators that Rudy Is Stupid and Here’s Proof. My entries:

1. Four Seasons Landscaping

2. Tweeting Out His Location to Help AZ Serve Him at Last Minute

3. Dyeing Hair with Shoe Polish

4. Over-using 9/11 in his 2008 Pres. Campaign to the point where it became a joke (“Rudy: Noun / verb / 9-11”)

5. Rudy the Computer Security Expert Accidentally Tweets Out a URL, that could be Purchased https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna944136

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And who can forget the BUTT DIALING? Rudy is the whole stupid package.

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Also too, the Borat spoof when he's "tucking in his shirt" while laying down waiting for a BJ from some sweet young thang.

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YUP! Rudy is as stupid as floor tile. 😂

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At least you can walk on floor tile without tracking black shoe polish all over the house.

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🤣..True and also floor tile serves a purpose.

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😂😂

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Pretty nasty thing to say about floor tile.

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😂😂

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Oooo floor tile…good one.

I always say “dumber than a bag

if hammers!”

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That's a good one, too!

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Oops, I forgot: In 1998, just a few short years after Bin Laden’s 1993 WTC garage bombing, Rudy insisted on locating NYC’s Emergency Command Center in the World Trade Center!

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A virtual litany of dumbass!😂😂

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Pillow man's voice cleared the room of my cats. They're still traumatized. That guy can rant some weird shit.

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Him, the orange turd, & that john Kennedy from Louisiana - can’t stand their voices

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Oh Lordy John Kennedy’s voice & that extra put-on twang is just awful.

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Totally agree - I cannot listen to Lindell speak. I thought it was just me.

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Yes, I believe that was my favorite too!

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Every day! I like to think I’m up on the news, but come here and realize I’m not. It’s ok, though, because when I read it here, it comes with a heaping dose of humor.

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I wonder if Pillow Guy ever paid the $5 million to the guy who proved the 2020 electoral count was not rigged. I think the guy was suing him for the money since Pillow Guy had not paid up.

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All great stuff, but the Rudy thing is one of the funniest things ever 🤣 🤣🤣.

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it's always a gift when the week ends on the stupidest thing ever

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I love that Rudy Colludy was served papers at 11 PM. Happy fking birthday you worm.

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😂..an hour before deadline; probably thought he was in the clear.

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What an idiot. A pickled so- called prominent attorney whose beyond dumbshit social media post gets him indicted. Besides the booze, Rudy must be sleeping too close to the gas pipe. His bulb upstairs is just as dim as the sick demented diaper load he continues to worship.

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He Tated himself

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The mask bull$h!t in NC where we live. 🤦🏻‍♀️ <My immunocompromised mom just loves this> 😩

How are they going to enforce this?! Lock up the elderly and sick?

Yeah, that’s going to go well. 🤬

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I think all who want to should put on a mask at the same time in the day. All over town. Say noon on Monday. All folks pull out your mask and wear for an hour..

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An assortment of masks. Guy Fawkes masks, Hello Kitty masks, dead presidents masks, ET masks, princess masks. Darth Vader etc......plus the regular boring covid masks.

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Don't forget the Blue Man group.

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Orange masks

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The day after my first cataract surgery, when returned to surgeon’s office with my mask and perforated eye patch, my husband asked me if I was a Borg, so I taped a sign to my mask that said, “Assimilated Into the Borg Collective.” That would be a good costume to wear on Mask Day to fuck with those a$$holes.

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There are still plenty of people wearing masks for health reasons. I get your point though. 😆

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A silent protest, if you will. I guess we can stop wearing them in surgery as well. Hell, we can do away with the ever-binding gloves!. You get im in medicne?. 😀

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That thing the Qanon idiots used to say about how wearing masks made you breathe too much CO2 or not get enough O2 & that it would cause brain damage….so dumb. I would always ask them, “What about all of us MDs & RNs who work in surgery & wear masks all day long for yrs?”

So ridiculous

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And what about doctors and nurses who wear masks for their jobs? Are they going to get hauled off to jail for protecting their patients from germs? What about people working with noxious chemicals that must wear masks to protect themselves on the job? Repubs have become so outwardly cruel that they could care less if anyone dies from disease, gun violence, domestic terrorism, lack of job safety, homelessness or starvation. To anyone wondering, this is NOT what jesus would do. I’m pretty sure this is not what any deity would subscribe to for that matter!

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Valid and crucial points. Yikes.

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But Jeff, you did not mention Sammy Alito and his lovely wife being truly offended by a Fuck Donald sign in their very Tony neighborhood.. some traveling advice for Sammy and his wife… Do not travel to Prescott AZ or Prescott Valley. You will see yard signs, bumper stickers, flags on pick up trucks that say FJB or just Fuck Joe Biden or Fuck Brandon… No concern for the school kids mental anguish at seeing profanity out in the open.. So if you are a delicate snowflake who melts anytime anyone insults your Dear Leader well…good luck with that and fuck you MAGAS. Best to you and fellow travelers this weekend.

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um, didn't I write an entire post about Alito's flag yesterday?

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Sorry Jeff, I was out of the loop and missed your edition yesterday😵‍💫

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Well go back and read it! (You won't be sorry)

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And email a copy to all the registered Rethugs in Prescott. Aahhh, what a lovely fantasy. Very bad in practice of course.

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The beauty part about "school children could see it (like they don't already know those words)"? THEY WERE ALL STILL DOING REMOTE LEARNING AT THAT POINT

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Raleigh, NC resident here. Florida was pulling too far ahead in the race to be the most insane, cruel,

tough-talking-yet-cowardly state, so we're making our move.

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I’m sure Florida won’t be far behind 🙄🤪😩

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It's still Desanti-stan down here for another 2 years, 7 months and 20 days. But who's counting?

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Yep! I keep wondering what other rath he’s going to inflict on us. Moved down here in 2014 knowing politics were changing but sure as hell didn’t expect what we got! I agree on the whose county part 😉 wish it would be sooner !!!

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That's Florrible!

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I am a Wilmington resident and i am concerned about how is this the right to life.

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Oh, I love Wilmington. Better day, my friend. Better days.

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1. Melanoma and Turd sitting in a tree shit t-h-r-o-w-i -n-g.

2. “Let Trump Speak”? We can’t get the motherfucker to shut up.

3. When even your own caucus doesn’t want to hear your argle bargle rants, you know you’re toast.

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2 & 3 my favorites❤️❤️❤️

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Lol, many thanks, Sooz!

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That flag looks more like the Taiwanese flag than anything else. The MAGA trash are just too stupid to know anything, including this fraud claims his military background allows him to identify Islamic symbols. I was in the military and they don’t teach you that you just have to be especially stupid to make these connections

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it's more like a Moravian star. I love that new flag, and I'm not saying that just because it's PC--that LGBTQXYZ flag kind of looks like an old-time TV test pattern, and I can say that because I'm an "ally."

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I like that state flags are getting redesigned away from "state seal on dark blue background." Boring. I want Vermont to go with the flag of the Green Mountain Boys (mostly green, light blue upper left corner 13-14 stars. Great design). Makes it easy to distinguish whose it is.

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Well put! I was a Republican for my entire life until the party devolved into a North Korean style cult of personality and began to "waste our time on performative nonsense to stroke Donny’s fragile ego." The party is now a hideous and dangerous cartoon.

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Welcome to the light Bonnie!

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If someone is organizing a "Million Mask March" in NC count me in

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I just loved the way that Ms Crockett burned megaphone mouth Greene. Excellent take down of the biatch.

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Ms. Crockett did a savage burn that will resonate through the ages. Whenever I feel bad I will think of that burn and feel so much better.

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She rhetorically kicked her ass!!💪💪

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I love the adoring photos of the lovebirds. For the life of me I really can’t imagine any amount of money being so important that I would have to spend my life with Diaper Don. I always expected that once Barron turned 18 she would leave. Evidently I gave her too much credit.

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She’s a Russian asset. Putin still needs her.

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May 18·edited May 18

Who's laughing now, Rudy? That's what you get for taunting the authorities. You know the joy dogs feel from rolling in grass? Nah, I doubt if you do, but that's me today, rolling in schadenfreude. All day long.

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Rudy Colludy is 80 years old? He acts like a petulant child….

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Stupid week for sure-Rudy is as dumb as he looks, junior high kids dressed the same, masks for no one, let the asshole speak and cry me a river about a new flag. Jeepers creepers…these people are …..fill in the blank! Have a nice weekend normal people on Jeff’s post!

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Right? Thank god for the normal people on here. I think I would have lost my mind if I didn’t have Jeff, and everyone here to make me feel less alone in my thinking. And I surround myself with like minded people. But the constant abuse of our laws and norms, the hate and vitriol, lying, cheating, stealing..I just can’t take it any more. These are the people we elected to represent us…how, why did we let this happen?

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So many people have been bamboozled by Fux News and Reicht-wing hate radio (and the whore NY Times) which is backed by sociopathic oligarchs who want to take over that sweet, sweet Social Security money pile, etc. and turn us into a fiefdom where we will be grateful to not die from starvation or preventable diseases. FIGHT THAT SHIT!! I am so fking done with being locked in a room with the slow learners.

"If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken." -- Carl Sagan

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At least the slow learners are capable of learning. The MAGATS, when presented with a round blue object, will say it’s a square triangle and it’s red.

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Oh my, I'll definitely be leaning on my Emotional Support Badger heavily this weekend.

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