You nailed it. After a litany of stupid so stupid that there isn't an actual English word for how stupid these people are, we must have the palate cleanse of someone intelligent.
As long as it brings you joy to share them, Jeff, and not pain. I, for one, am happy for a Daily Dose of Claudia after reading all the tomfuckery going on.
Jesse Waters is a taint. Did you know that Christians only account for 17% of the population — but we’re living in the fall out of ALL of their bullshit.
Fell free to put it in. I think that little glimpses into your life are good reading. It proves you are the decent human I believe you are and softens the fact that the Bloated Draft Dodger has put us all into a semi permanent state of nerves, 4 letter words and rage. Seeing mrs Spouse and Ms Daughter is calming for me and I hope it relieves some of the pain of grief for you. This is why those of us who practice Judaism say when a loss occurs, “ May her loving memory be a blessing” . So proudly show Claudia and thanks for sharing your blessing of such a beautiful family.
The Trump era is finally ending. Nothing the clown does is working. No one really understands why he attacked Iran, causing a worldwide oil shortages. Why he enacted inflationary tariffs raising grocery prices through the roof. Why he needs a secret storm trooper army to attack Americans and immigrants in this country. Why he thinks it's "cute" to mess with science research, medical care and education. Why he's happy to accuse Democrats and the majority of Independents of being traitors Why he's attacking the voting rights of minority Americans. Why he's looking for ever new ways to screw disadvantaged Americans. A majority of Americans don't just dislike or disapprove of the guy. The majority are disgusted by the guy and want him gone. Today, the equities markets finally started to "adjust" to Trump's wildly inflationary economy. If the investor class finally turns on Trump his approval ratings will drop into the low 30's and MAGA become a derogotory verb in America. Let's all stand together for the Real America we have built and love over the past 50 years and STOP Trump's destruction before he destroys us.
about 17% (depending on how you draw the borderline) are MAGA-style evangelical Christians who worship the Dumb Antichrist. Of course, to Watters those are the only "Christians"
If you're gonna wield your religious assertions as a weapon of judgment and oppression, the least these fucking idiots could do is know what the fuck they're talking about. JFC.
That has been my experience. Nowadays, if someone feels the need to brag about what a big Christian they are, I say, "Thanks for the warning" and run the other way. The worst, most bigoted, racist, narrow-minded, lying jerkholes I have ever known were also the biggest Bible humpers. IOW, some really terrible people hide behind their religion.
Jeff, I’m sure all of America is so very excited that Donald will established a slush fund for those poor misguided convict traitors who stormed our Capitol J6. As I’ve said on other platforms… why stop at rewarding those traitors? Let’s spread the wealth, of taxpayers money of course, and pay the descendants of Confederate soldiers, cause we all know they were true patriots… amiright? Best to All Fellow Travelers.
Agreed Aunt, but I fear it will become much worse as the red hats want to take us back to the 1880’s. My wife and I have our bags packed in case we must leave the country on a moments notice…similar to our relatives in Germany in the 1930’s. At 75 it’s a tough decision to leave the country I served for over 25 years.
The red hats are incompetent and ignorant. There is no one qualified to do anything, because being qualified is against their religion. That said, even a child with a match can start a fire.
I’m working my way through Bruce Catton’s brilliant trilogy on the Civil War-the parallels are uncanny. One of the parallels that stands out is just how idiotic, blinkered and stupid the Confederate leadership was-determined to cling to an economic system that the rest of the “civilized” world had rapidly abandoned years before South Carolina seceded.
The stupidity, ignorance and obtuse delusions have not changed, only the label. MAGA are the modern Confederacy - nothing has changed.
One branch of my ancestors were Alabama slave owners. At the risk of not being here during to the effects, I often find myself wishing that Sherman’s march had been all over the entire South and that it had completely wiped that culture off the face of the map. Not the people, the culture and institutions.
Jeff, I had to hunt for a tissue to wipe my eyes when I read “six genders”—there is no end to this guy’s stupidity. From the pantsmonsters to Jesse “get busy fuckin’” Watters to Talarico’s six genders…this was a good one. I needed the laughs. And the irony of Trump STILL calling Biden “Sleepy Joe”—well, yeah.
Can you imagine the conversations that kid is overhearing during these trips? And watching his dad getting/staying higher than Jesus must be a formative experience. Poor thing is going to need a truckload of therapy.
Ooh, I have an idea for a fundraiser! We line up everyone who will pay handsomely to slap the shit out of Jesse Waters (🖐️) and use the millions we raise to help put our beautiful country back together.
Another excuse to use my new favorite word: Fecaloma: a hardened piece of stuck poop that can be extremely difficult to remove. Doctors who had tried everything to help a patient ended up successfully flushing it with several liters of Coke enemas. True story, according to Dave Barry!
My goodness this was a bumper crop of stupid. But also notice how comfortable a lot of them are. They do not have to rely on Lee Atwater style dog whistles anymore. They can be open about their most horrible thoughts. They have the protection of Murc's Law and the right wing media human centipede. Despair and look upon their works. And be ready to jump your voter suppression hoops right now. The only semblance of a check on this is a change of control of Congress.
More proof that low IQ Trump isn't as bright as a second grader: he's come up with a new insult all by himself. He's taken to referring to the "Dumocrats." Get it?
Pretty funny coming from a RAPE-ublican. (And no, I wasn't the one who made that up.)
I firmly believe that being MAGA correlates with diminishing ball and penis size.
Think I am wrong? Consider how much attention these men (who OF COURSE ARE NOT GAY, RIGHT?) pay attention to presumably normal sized male appendages, and the amount they take to rectify their diminishing assets. Making sense, now?
And wasn't Trump just talking about sperm counts recently? MISELLE LOGIC: lowering sperm counts coincide with rise of MAGA.
Ref. the bizarre overpopulation boom among Trump's cabinet: Karoline Leavitt, Steven Miller's wife, Usha Vance ... Expanding the fatherland while proving their spouse's junk works.
Proving that they are willing to procreate with repulsive racists. Well, I don't know about Kkkarolying's fath-, I mean, husband. But he's married to a racist so there's that.
And I wish that the next time he insults a female reported about her "stupid or dumb" question that a male reported would step up and ask the same question!
Border Patrol Chief Mike Banks resigned on Thursday after reports of his engaging in sex tourism in Colombia and Thailand emerged, and his bragging to colleagues about deviant habits with sex workers. So MAGA.
When I saw the story about Banks yesterday, I thought it might make Jeff's TWIS but as usual Fat Bastard and his Band of Delusional Kooks create so much material that it did not make it into today's column.
I stand by my post from the other day. Xi and the rest of the developed world are in posession of Epstein Files that they are blackmailing Trump with. I just hope that Iran sees fit to expose him sooner than later.
Just Dumb Vance, even though he is also corrupted, would be better than DonOLD simply because he doesn't carry all the grudges and chaos with him and he's not to my knowledge in the Epstein Files, although the jury is still out about his personal perversions.
Trump is trying to build his own private army out of the J6'ers with his $1.7 billion "slush fund" in return for dropping his $10 BILLION lawsuit because someone leaked his taxes. JD doesn't have their loyalty and has the personality of a doorstop.
I hear that work is already underway, without permission or permits, of course, to build "The Arch De Pedo". WTAF
so, Daily Claudia in the 'week in stupid,' — yes, no, or no biggie either way?
Yes, because we need a palate cleanser after so much stupid.
You nailed it. After a litany of stupid so stupid that there isn't an actual English word for how stupid these people are, we must have the palate cleanse of someone intelligent.
A.G.R.E.E. 💯❣️
Kay-El Palate cleanser-perfect! 😂
agreed!
Precisely!
I love seeing pics of her and your memories of your brilliant wife. Much love and hugs Jeff.
It is always wonderful to see you express your love and reverence for her, personally.
Yes 🥰!!
I love it any day! So you decide!
The important thing is if it's good for you.
This
She was always here for the week in stupid to help you out, so I don’t know why she wouldn’t still be.
Plus Claudia reminds us of intelligence and beauty.
I appreciate you for sharing these photos. Ms. Spouse is always welcome.
As long as it brings you joy to share them, Jeff, and not pain. I, for one, am happy for a Daily Dose of Claudia after reading all the tomfuckery going on.
it says 'Daily Claudia'... I vote yes please.
I love your daily Claudia pics, every day of the week.
no biggie either way. Do what is right for you.
Absolutely! We certainly need these beautiful pictures!❤️
Always a yes to end with photos of the lovely Claudia and Katie!❤️
Yes, anytime.
Absolutely yes.
Absolutely.
Jesse Waters is a taint. Did you know that Christians only account for 17% of the population — but we’re living in the fall out of ALL of their bullshit.
I’m so over racism.
I would love to write a limerick about Watters but can only rhyme him with twatters
Squatters.
Blotters.
Clotters.
Totters.
Knotters.
Thanks, but I refuse to use any mental capital on him.
Oh, all right, then. Here goes:
STFU with your judgments, Jesse
When your own life is considerably messy
You flattened the tires of your producer
Though married, so you could seduce her
Which you admitted when you turned confess-y
Sounds good to me… there are a little t of twitters out there
Fell free to put it in. I think that little glimpses into your life are good reading. It proves you are the decent human I believe you are and softens the fact that the Bloated Draft Dodger has put us all into a semi permanent state of nerves, 4 letter words and rage. Seeing mrs Spouse and Ms Daughter is calming for me and I hope it relieves some of the pain of grief for you. This is why those of us who practice Judaism say when a loss occurs, “ May her loving memory be a blessing” . So proudly show Claudia and thanks for sharing your blessing of such a beautiful family.
The Trump era is finally ending. Nothing the clown does is working. No one really understands why he attacked Iran, causing a worldwide oil shortages. Why he enacted inflationary tariffs raising grocery prices through the roof. Why he needs a secret storm trooper army to attack Americans and immigrants in this country. Why he thinks it's "cute" to mess with science research, medical care and education. Why he's happy to accuse Democrats and the majority of Independents of being traitors Why he's attacking the voting rights of minority Americans. Why he's looking for ever new ways to screw disadvantaged Americans. A majority of Americans don't just dislike or disapprove of the guy. The majority are disgusted by the guy and want him gone. Today, the equities markets finally started to "adjust" to Trump's wildly inflationary economy. If the investor class finally turns on Trump his approval ratings will drop into the low 30's and MAGA become a derogotory verb in America. Let's all stand together for the Real America we have built and love over the past 50 years and STOP Trump's destruction before he destroys us.
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Nice!!😊
Are you talking about all Christians? Or just MAGA Christians? Because there are many many many of us who do not see eye to eye with them
about 17% (depending on how you draw the borderline) are MAGA-style evangelical Christians who worship the Dumb Antichrist. Of course, to Watters those are the only "Christians"
The “prosperity” grifters love him. Tax the churches
And did you know, “Christians” are the biggest phonies and self serving liars in the world?
If you're gonna wield your religious assertions as a weapon of judgment and oppression, the least these fucking idiots could do is know what the fuck they're talking about. JFC.
That has been my experience. Nowadays, if someone feels the need to brag about what a big Christian they are, I say, "Thanks for the warning" and run the other way. The worst, most bigoted, racist, narrow-minded, lying jerkholes I have ever known were also the biggest Bible humpers. IOW, some really terrible people hide behind their religion.
PLEASE Do not insult taint. Imagine if it didn't exist.
Just for you, Big Daddy, here's one from April:
You can post AI pics with yourself as divine
But that don't make you a saint
You can deceive your cultist stooges
With your every bullshit feint
You can brag that you're making us great
When it's abundantly clear you ain't
With your anus mouth and labia neck
That means your chin is a taint
“Need a homey to biggify your pantsmonster” is brilliant. Jeff, you are the Mencken of our time.
Jeff, I’m sure all of America is so very excited that Donald will established a slush fund for those poor misguided convict traitors who stormed our Capitol J6. As I’ve said on other platforms… why stop at rewarding those traitors? Let’s spread the wealth, of taxpayers money of course, and pay the descendants of Confederate soldiers, cause we all know they were true patriots… amiright? Best to All Fellow Travelers.
Why not? The whole maga movement is The Revenge of the Confederacy.
You nailed it K.👊
Those slave-owning racist fucks
Would today drive oversized trucks
Flying yoooge trump banners
Purchasing testicle tanners
And phony phones with their diminishing bucks
Hey Doc, another perfect assessment of where we are in the universe…
Truly revolting, ain’t it?
Agreed Aunt, but I fear it will become much worse as the red hats want to take us back to the 1880’s. My wife and I have our bags packed in case we must leave the country on a moments notice…similar to our relatives in Germany in the 1930’s. At 75 it’s a tough decision to leave the country I served for over 25 years.
The red hats are incompetent and ignorant. There is no one qualified to do anything, because being qualified is against their religion. That said, even a child with a match can start a fire.
I’m working my way through Bruce Catton’s brilliant trilogy on the Civil War-the parallels are uncanny. One of the parallels that stands out is just how idiotic, blinkered and stupid the Confederate leadership was-determined to cling to an economic system that the rest of the “civilized” world had rapidly abandoned years before South Carolina seceded.
The stupidity, ignorance and obtuse delusions have not changed, only the label. MAGA are the modern Confederacy - nothing has changed.
One branch of my ancestors were Alabama slave owners. At the risk of not being here during to the effects, I often find myself wishing that Sherman’s march had been all over the entire South and that it had completely wiped that culture off the face of the map. Not the people, the culture and institutions.
Yes and I second your opinions… You sir are a patriot…
Jeff, I had to hunt for a tissue to wipe my eyes when I read “six genders”—there is no end to this guy’s stupidity. From the pantsmonsters to Jesse “get busy fuckin’” Watters to Talarico’s six genders…this was a good one. I needed the laughs. And the irony of Trump STILL calling Biden “Sleepy Joe”—well, yeah.
Wait. Musk took his KID on a state visit to China? Did the little shit wipe boogers all over Air Force One and Xi?
The kid acts as his meat shield.
Can you imagine the conversations that kid is overhearing during these trips? And watching his dad getting/staying higher than Jesus must be a formative experience. Poor thing is going to need a truckload of therapy.
Or he'll just become as big a turd as Daddy and Granddad.
I hope so!
He certainly did. Li'l X got to see the dragons!
I'm sure all over Air Force one, that way Preznut has an excuse to change to his "new" plane as he sends the old one out for "cleaning"!
1. Erection Connection sounds like like the name of a porn shop
2. Jesse Watters is such a flushable piece of shit, I wish I could.
🤣🤣🤣. It DOES sound like a porn shop! And Watters-I’d love to slap the smirk off his face!
Ooh, I have an idea for a fundraiser! We line up everyone who will pay handsomely to slap the shit out of Jesse Waters (🖐️) and use the millions we raise to help put our beautiful country back together.
I love that idea and would buy a ticket for the chance!
Another excuse to use my new favorite word: Fecaloma: a hardened piece of stuck poop that can be extremely difficult to remove. Doctors who had tried everything to help a patient ended up successfully flushing it with several liters of Coke enemas. True story, according to Dave Barry!
My goodness this was a bumper crop of stupid. But also notice how comfortable a lot of them are. They do not have to rely on Lee Atwater style dog whistles anymore. They can be open about their most horrible thoughts. They have the protection of Murc's Law and the right wing media human centipede. Despair and look upon their works. And be ready to jump your voter suppression hoops right now. The only semblance of a check on this is a change of control of Congress.
More proof that low IQ Trump isn't as bright as a second grader: he's come up with a new insult all by himself. He's taken to referring to the "Dumocrats." Get it?
Pretty funny coming from a RAPE-ublican. (And no, I wasn't the one who made that up.)
There exists no lower mental brain bar lower than rump.
The bar is on the floor
Daniel-rape ublican is brilliant! 😂 also an accurate description.
As I said, I didn't coin it. Just doing my part to make it go viral.
I firmly believe that being MAGA correlates with diminishing ball and penis size.
Think I am wrong? Consider how much attention these men (who OF COURSE ARE NOT GAY, RIGHT?) pay attention to presumably normal sized male appendages, and the amount they take to rectify their diminishing assets. Making sense, now?
And wasn't Trump just talking about sperm counts recently? MISELLE LOGIC: lowering sperm counts coincide with rise of MAGA.
There's your proof right there.⬆️⬆️
Evolution has decided that the human race needs to end. I can't argue with Nature.
Comet, meteorite, or asteroid, makes no diff, long as it's big enough
I feel so demoralized
Ref. the bizarre overpopulation boom among Trump's cabinet: Karoline Leavitt, Steven Miller's wife, Usha Vance ... Expanding the fatherland while proving their spouse's junk works.
Proving that they are willing to procreate with repulsive racists. Well, I don't know about Kkkarolying's fath-, I mean, husband. But he's married to a racist so there's that.
And then there’s ElPedo himself with five spawn of Satan
Could have been toilet seats.
Or someone's does....
Why didn't someone say "what do you mean, six genders?"
They were too busy trying to choke down their guffaws?
No one ever calls out his stupidity or lies. They should laugh loudly in his face!
The next one he accuses of treason should turn on him and say, "That's slander. See you in court, Donald."
And I wish that the next time he insults a female reported about her "stupid or dumb" question that a male reported would step up and ask the same question!
Or turn and leave - the whole pack- gone!
And his minions will all swear he was being punny....
When you're rich and you don't think of others,
And folks ain't your sisters and brothers
So don't be surprised
When the rabble does rise
And beats the crap out of you and your mothers!
Border Patrol Chief Mike Banks resigned on Thursday after reports of his engaging in sex tourism in Colombia and Thailand emerged, and his bragging to colleagues about deviant habits with sex workers. So MAGA.
Former CBP Chief Banks
Is firmly in MAGA's huge ranks
Of immoral ill-reputes
He used trafficked prostitutes
Which will earn him drumpf's hearty thanks
Hey Doc, I like that new twist. A headline and then a limerick.😄
When I saw the story about Banks yesterday, I thought it might make Jeff's TWIS but as usual Fat Bastard and his Band of Delusional Kooks create so much material that it did not make it into today's column.
Ever since I saw the 6 gender thing I have had the White Stripes “Seven Nation Army “ in my head.
How in hell did we get here… so much blatant stupidity and hate? It’s exhausting.
And anytime you want to share photos of your beautiful Claudia, I’m here for it. ❤️
SAME HERE!!
I’m laughing my ass off at that Batman clip. I can actually hear him say it in that Bruce Wayne/Batman voice.
I stand by my post from the other day. Xi and the rest of the developed world are in posession of Epstein Files that they are blackmailing Trump with. I just hope that Iran sees fit to expose him sooner than later.
Just Dumb Vance, even though he is also corrupted, would be better than DonOLD simply because he doesn't carry all the grudges and chaos with him and he's not to my knowledge in the Epstein Files, although the jury is still out about his personal perversions.
Trump is trying to build his own private army out of the J6'ers with his $1.7 billion "slush fund" in return for dropping his $10 BILLION lawsuit because someone leaked his taxes. JD doesn't have their loyalty and has the personality of a doorstop.
I hear that work is already underway, without permission or permits, of course, to build "The Arch De Pedo". WTAF
Have a great Saturday everyone
8647 before he ruins US all