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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

so, Daily Claudia in the 'week in stupid,' — yes, no, or no biggie either way?

Kay-El's avatar

Yes, because we need a palate cleanser after so much stupid.

Joyce's avatar

You nailed it. After a litany of stupid so stupid that there isn't an actual English word for how stupid these people are, we must have the palate cleanse of someone intelligent.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

SO this. The stupid is so beyond stupidity there IS no word for it. Can you imagine that we actually got here - in the 21st Century, with all that this Country actually HAS to offer and at its disposal...we end up with the DUMBEST fuckwit preznit (Jeff's description which I love) somehow 'in charge' but who knows NOTHING. Good grief he has no intellect, no curiosity, no intelligence...nothing beyond toilet humour (just like a 7yr old). The boy who never grew up and is being laughed at by the entire World yet doesn't know it! HOW do we stop him - and them? You just know they did this to us precisely to put us in this position of not having a clue how to get him out of our Oval Office while they rip up our Constitution and rob us blind? He doesn't comprehend common expressions - any of his grandchildren (well, maybe not them) could have explained what identifying as cisgender means. He's SO STUPID I've found myself talking back LOUDLY whenever someone plays a clip of his fuckwittery, and that grating STUPID voice elicits an immediate: 'shut the fuck UP you moron' every time, now.

Joyce's avatar

"Shut the fuck up" is my reaction now to any and all Republicans who open their mouths. I have reached my utmost limit of hearing lies and explanations of how great Donnie Demento is. All in the service of tearing the country to pieces, according to what Putin has told them to do.

Hollie Rood's avatar

A.G.R.E.E. 💯❣️

SeekingReason's avatar

Kay-El Palate cleanser-perfect! 😂

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Exactly this. One thing might make the choice easier: what bon mots did Claudia have about the fuckwit, Jeff? You might want to drop a comment or two of hers along with a photo here and there - and you could include them only once in a while where you felt they were appropriate, giggling to yourself OR always accompanied by that fantastic gif of the blonde lady (where do I know her from: Law & Order? - SO emphatically giving HIM the finger?). Gotta say: In the Santa Fe photo, Katie looks like she possibly could be in her first year of college - impossible to believe she's in her 30's!

Kay-El's avatar

Blonde lady is actress Helen Hunt

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oh, are you positive this is Helen? (I adored her on her long-running show - the name of which I’ve now forgotten as well as the actor who played her husband, although I can see his face clearly, lol). There’s another actress who played a Prosecutor on one of the Law & Order shows for some seasons who looks exactly like this gif - but whose name I simply can’t remember… might be ‘Alexandra’? I used to be great at putting names with faces. Sigh.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Okay, Kay...think I found her! Stephanie March, played Alexandra Cabot for several seasons on Law & Order SVU (Sexual Victims Unit). Her story is very interesting...she sounds like one of us, joining the board of a group working to help survivors - and she credits the show for leading her there! Anyway, I found a photo which looks exactly like the gif? Also quite a few of Helen, one shows her hair looking kind of similar although she usually wore it wavier in most of her head shots online. Her 'husband' was Paul Reiser on their sitcom. Brainworm - I had to look them up since I've long-since thought it was Stephanie (just couldn't remember her real name). (Tried pasting both but no luck).

BeachLoafer's avatar

Per google image search, it's German comedienne Martina Hill from her show Ladykracher.

BeachLoafer's avatar

Per google image search, it's German comedienne Martina Hill from her show Ladykracher.

Kay-El's avatar

I stand corrected. They look a lot alike.

Kimberly's avatar

I love seeing pics of her and your memories of your brilliant wife. Much love and hugs Jeff.

SethTriggs's avatar

It is always wonderful to see you express your love and reverence for her, personally.

Tess's avatar

I love it any day! So you decide!

Babe Paley's avatar

She was always here for the week in stupid to help you out, so I don’t know why she wouldn’t still be.

Plus Claudia reminds us of intelligence and beauty.

P123Sunny's avatar

… & la resi-

Len G's avatar

As long as it brings you joy to share them, Jeff, and not pain. I, for one, am happy for a Daily Dose of Claudia after reading all the tomfuckery going on.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I appreciate you for sharing these photos. Ms. Spouse is always welcome.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

it says 'Daily Claudia'... I vote yes please.

Ellen H's avatar

I love your daily Claudia pics, every day of the week.

Anne's avatar

no biggie either way. Do what is right for you.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Always a yes to end with photos of the lovely Claudia and Katie!❤️

Susan Jehle's avatar

Absolutely! We certainly need these beautiful pictures!❤️

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Jesse Waters is a taint. Did you know that Christians only account for 17% of the population — but we’re living in the fall out of ALL of their bullshit.

I’m so over racism.

Arne's avatar

Fell free to put it in. I think that little glimpses into your life are good reading. It proves you are the decent human I believe you are and softens the fact that the Bloated Draft Dodger has put us all into a semi permanent state of nerves, 4 letter words and rage. Seeing mrs Spouse and Ms Daughter is calming for me and I hope it relieves some of the pain of grief for you. This is why those of us who practice Judaism say when a loss occurs, “ May her loving memory be a blessing” . So proudly show Claudia and thanks for sharing your blessing of such a beautiful family.

Merrill's avatar

The Trump era is finally ending. Nothing the clown does is working. No one really understands why he attacked Iran, causing a worldwide oil shortages. Why he enacted inflationary tariffs raising grocery prices through the roof. Why he needs a secret storm trooper army to attack Americans and immigrants in this country. Why he thinks it's "cute" to mess with science research, medical care and education. Why he's happy to accuse Democrats and the majority of Independents of being traitors Why he's attacking the voting rights of minority Americans. Why he's looking for ever new ways to screw disadvantaged Americans. A majority of Americans don't just dislike or disapprove of the guy. The majority are disgusted by the guy and want him gone. Today, the equities markets finally started to "adjust" to Trump's wildly inflationary economy. If the investor class finally turns on Trump his approval ratings will drop into the low 30's and MAGA become a derogotory verb in America. Let's all stand together for the Real America we have built and love over the past 50 years and STOP Trump's destruction before he destroys us.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Well stated Merrill… he’s a pathetic old fart needing a permanent 10” wide duct tape put over his mouth so that he will STFU!!!!

Kip McSherry's avatar

.... why he's cruelly messing with Cuba? What is the point?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Because in his 'never grew past 7' misfiring on all cylinders fuckbrain, he's playing with toy soldiers and can do anything he wants since there are no consequences to anything he does. He's richie-rich, mummy and daddy said so AND an incorrigible 7 they couldn't control. Then some god-awful idiots put him in a position TO wreak havoc in and onto our Country, those of our Allies and any others of his choosing, something he's been dying to do for his entire rotten life. He knows he's nothing compared to good and intelligent men. IF they're black or other non-whites he gets to attack them now using vicious slurs - even more so if they're women. Honestly? The sole thing he ever had was his daddy's money. Without that he'd still be too dumb to perform the lowest-paying, most menial job - would be sleeping on a grate on a sidewalk somewhere.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I would love to write a limerick about Watters but can only rhyme him with twatters

zuzu's avatar

Squatters.

Blotters.

Clotters.

Totters.

Knotters.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Thanks, but I refuse to use any mental capital on him.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Oh, all right, then. Here goes:

STFU with your judgments, Jesse

When your own life is considerably messy

You flattened the tires of your producer

Though married, so you could seduce her

Which you admitted when you turned confess-y

SPW's avatar

Dotters

Jotters

Potters

Totters

Sotters(there is such a word; I checked)

Arne's avatar

Watters

Wanter

Wanker

Using your idea, Maybe we can make a haiku ?

For those unfamiliar with British slang see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

Gayna's avatar

Sounds good to me… there are a little t of twitters out there

Tina Zep's avatar

Snotters ( I know, not a word), plotters, trotters

Outdoorluvr's avatar

Something is wrong with twatters?

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

And did you know, “Christians” are the biggest phonies and self serving liars in the world?

Mary Hall's avatar

That has been my experience. Nowadays, if someone feels the need to brag about what a big Christian they are, I say, "Thanks for the warning" and run the other way. The worst, most bigoted, racist, narrow-minded, lying jerkholes I have ever known were also the biggest Bible humpers. IOW, some really terrible people hide behind their religion.

Noel's avatar

Bible humpers-an apt description.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If you're gonna wield your religious assertions as a weapon of judgment and oppression, the least these fucking idiots could do is know what the fuck they're talking about. JFC.

Tina Zep's avatar

See: Holy Mike Johnson.

BigDaddy52's avatar

not christian nationalists. NAT Cs.

Paula Dean's avatar

True story: I passed a billboard on an interstate highway - I think it was in California - around 10 years ago, that said: Your religion is like your penis; you love it and you are proud of it, but you may not shove it down my throat.

I laughed so hard my car swerved. I'm grateful that it was words only, no graphics! My weird mind conjured a ✝️ shaped dick.....

Kitchy Burdette's avatar

Are you talking about all Christians? Or just MAGA Christians? Because there are many many many of us who do not see eye to eye with them

Robert Eckert's avatar

about 17% (depending on how you draw the borderline) are MAGA-style evangelical Christians who worship the Dumb Antichrist. Of course, to Watters those are the only "Christians"

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The “prosperity” grifters love him. Tax the churches

Deborah Hunter's avatar

And they all seem to vote so that makes them much more powerful than the percentage that they are.

BigDaddy52's avatar

'nationalist christians'- NAT Cs.

BigDaddy52's avatar

PLEASE Do not insult taint. Imagine if it didn't exist.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Just for you, Big Daddy, here's one from April:

You can post AI pics with yourself as divine

But that don't make you a saint

You can deceive your cultist stooges

With your every bullshit feint

You can brag that you're making us great

When it's abundantly clear you ain't

With your anus mouth and labia neck

That means your chin is a taint

BigDaddy52's avatar

Damn, Doc. Now you have me picturing him with his anus mouth puckering out of sync with his pulsating labia.

Frank's avatar

Sources I checked stated 28 to 31% of the world’s population is Christian. Supposedly 62 to 70 percent of the adult population of the United States identifies as Christian. I’m an agnostic trending toward atheism so I don’t have a dog in this hunt.

RelentlessJo's avatar

Really?! Can you supply an attribution of that 17%. I need to stick that in my wallet, next to my ‘no, we’re not a christian nation’ and the very cool timeline of belief systems lineage.

Frank's avatar

Most penile implant surgeries are for men that cannot have an erection naturally or with pills or shots. The problem can be circulatory or it can be because of prostate issues including cancer and removal of the prostate.

Claudia Classon's avatar

Jeff, I had to hunt for a tissue to wipe my eyes when I read “six genders”—there is no end to this guy’s stupidity. From the pantsmonsters to Jesse “get busy fuckin’” Watters to Talarico’s six genders…this was a good one. I needed the laughs. And the irony of Trump STILL calling Biden “Sleepy Joe”—well, yeah.

Judith Barzilay's avatar

“Need a homey to biggify your pantsmonster” is brilliant. Jeff, you are the Mencken of our time.

Jane's avatar

I thought that was way funny too! 😂

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I’m sure all of America is so very excited that Donald will established a slush fund for those poor misguided convict traitors who stormed our Capitol J6. As I’ve said on other platforms… why stop at rewarding those traitors? Let’s spread the wealth, of taxpayers money of course, and pay the descendants of Confederate soldiers, cause we all know they were true patriots… amiright? Best to All Fellow Travelers.

KMD's avatar

Why not? The whole maga movement is The Revenge of the Confederacy.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

You nailed it K.👊

HI2thDoc's avatar

Those slave-owning racist fucks

Would today drive oversized trucks

Flying yoooge trump banners

Purchasing testicle tanners

And phony phones with their diminishing bucks

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc, another perfect assessment of where we are in the universe…

Mary Hall's avatar

One of your best Doc!

Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

That was great, Doc!👏👏👏👏

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

I’m working my way through Bruce Catton’s brilliant trilogy on the Civil War-the parallels are uncanny. One of the parallels that stands out is just how idiotic, blinkered and stupid the Confederate leadership was-determined to cling to an economic system that the rest of the “civilized” world had rapidly abandoned years before South Carolina seceded.

The stupidity, ignorance and obtuse delusions have not changed, only the label. MAGA are the modern Confederacy - nothing has changed.

One branch of my ancestors were Alabama slave owners. At the risk of not being here during to the effects, I often find myself wishing that Sherman’s march had been all over the entire South and that it had completely wiped that culture off the face of the map. Not the people, the culture and institutions.

Mary Hall's avatar

Well said Mr. Jones! Try flying a Nazi flag in Germany and see where that gets you. We need to make it illegal to be a traitor again.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Yes and I second your opinions… You sir are a patriot…

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Truly revolting, ain’t it?

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Agreed Aunt, but I fear it will become much worse as the red hats want to take us back to the 1880’s. My wife and I have our bags packed in case we must leave the country on a moments notice…similar to our relatives in Germany in the 1930’s. At 75 it’s a tough decision to leave the country I served for over 25 years.

Cyndi's avatar

The red hats are incompetent and ignorant. There is no one qualified to do anything, because being qualified is against their religion. That said, even a child with a match can start a fire.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

To complete the circle the fire could be at another library.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Wait. Musk took his KID on a state visit to China? Did the little shit wipe boogers all over Air Force One and Xi?

myhoopbabies's avatar

Can you imagine the conversations that kid is overhearing during these trips? And watching his dad getting/staying higher than Jesus must be a formative experience. Poor thing is going to need a truckload of therapy.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Or he'll just become as big a turd as Daddy and Granddad.

Mary Hall's avatar

Eloon's kid with the unpronounceable name told T💩p that he wasn't the real president, then wiped a bugger on the Resolute Desk. Out of the mouths of babes.

zuzu's avatar

The kid acts as his meat shield.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

He has like 50 kids. Which one did he take? The booger boy?

Bethie U's avatar

And did the American Taxpayers foot the bill for it???? Why was he there? Elon couldn't find a sitter?

myhoopbabies's avatar

Exactly what I was thinking. How many of these POS billionaires are we paying to have flown to China? There's a +1 option? Fuck that.

Kim Steeves's avatar

I'm sure all over Air Force one, that way Preznut has an excuse to change to his "new" plane as he sends the old one out for "cleaning"!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

He certainly did. Li'l X got to see the dragons!

Tina Zep's avatar

Right?! I asked that question out loud to no one in particular!

Kay-El's avatar

1. Erection Connection sounds like like the name of a porn shop

2. Jesse Watters is such a flushable piece of shit, I wish I could.

Susan Niemann's avatar

🤣🤣🤣. It DOES sound like a porn shop! And Watters-I’d love to slap the smirk off his face!

myhoopbabies's avatar

Ooh, I have an idea for a fundraiser! We line up everyone who will pay handsomely to slap the shit out of Jesse Waters (🖐️) and use the millions we raise to help put our beautiful country back together.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I love that idea and would buy a ticket for the chance!

Paula Dean's avatar

Another excuse to use my new favorite word: Fecaloma: a hardened piece of stuck poop that can be extremely difficult to remove. Doctors who had tried everything to help a patient ended up successfully flushing it with several liters of Coke enemas. True story, according to Dave Barry!

Susie's avatar

Thank you. I, too, have been looking for ways to work “fecaloma” into conversation. It’s trickier than I thought it’d be. 😜🤣

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Paula, that sounds like something that would end in a mess!

Paula Dean's avatar

Apologies! I'm usually not this crass!

SethTriggs's avatar

My goodness this was a bumper crop of stupid. But also notice how comfortable a lot of them are. They do not have to rely on Lee Atwater style dog whistles anymore. They can be open about their most horrible thoughts. They have the protection of Murc's Law and the right wing media human centipede. Despair and look upon their works. And be ready to jump your voter suppression hoops right now. The only semblance of a check on this is a change of control of Congress.

Susie's avatar

I have to thank you and at the same time scold you for your term for Dear Leader, as Pilondial Cyst has been stuck in my head for two days. I finally looked it up to see specifically the type of cyst to which it refers and, well, I wish I could go back to the simpler times when I DID NOT KNOW!!! However, I grudgingly admit that it is spot on as a descriptor for The Donvict. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Claudia Classon's avatar

Susie, you forced me to look it up. Hmm…a pus-filled abscess seems an appropriate description for Dear Leader.

SethTriggs's avatar

Also I choose that term because that cyst is a symptom...in his case it's because he's the result of 77 million plus bigoted ingrown hairs.

Dan House's avatar

Susie, what you really need to know that you can’t find with google, is that such cysts smell——really smell. Wonderful!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

More proof that low IQ Trump isn't as bright as a second grader: he's come up with a new insult all by himself. He's taken to referring to the "Dumocrats." Get it?

Pretty funny coming from a RAPE-ublican. (And no, I wasn't the one who made that up.)

SeekingReason's avatar

Daniel-rape ublican is brilliant! 😂 also an accurate description.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

As I said, I didn't coin it. Just doing my part to make it go viral.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

There exists no lower mental brain bar lower than rump.

Mps's avatar

The bar is on the floor

SLS's avatar

More like at the bottom of the Mariana Trench...or is there someplace even deeper on this planet?

Dave Drell's avatar

I thought the word was

Dumbocrats?

I use Republitards for those weasels.

Mary Hall's avatar

I use "Rethuglicans" because that's what they are -- thugs! Those fkers have not sponsored one single piece of legislation in the last 45 years that helped poor or middle-class families. Not one, and they are undoing 100+ years of progress.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Other people probably preceded Trump, but he's going with his spelling.

"Republitards" is offensive for obvious reasons. Using the "tard" suffix is something I leave to the MAGAts.

Eva's avatar

Why didn't someone say "what do you mean, six genders?"

Paula Dean's avatar

No one ever calls out his stupidity or lies. They should laugh loudly in his face!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The next one he accuses of treason should turn on him and say, "That's slander. See you in court, Donald."

Kim Steeves's avatar

And I wish that the next time he insults a female reported about her "stupid or dumb" question that a male reported would step up and ask the same question!

Diana's avatar

Or turn and leave - the whole pack- gone!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

It's very frustrating.

Claudia Classon's avatar

They were too busy trying to choke down their guffaws?

BigDaddy52's avatar

And his minions will all swear he was being punny....

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

When you're rich and you don't think of others,

And folks ain't your sisters and brothers

So don't be surprised

When the rabble does rise

And beats the crap out of you and your mothers!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Border Patrol Chief Mike Banks resigned on Thursday after reports of his engaging in sex tourism in Colombia and Thailand emerged, and his bragging to colleagues about deviant habits with sex workers. So MAGA.

Former CBP Chief Banks

Is firmly in MAGA's huge ranks

Of immoral ill-reputes

He used trafficked prostitutes

Which will earn him drumpf's hearty thanks

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Hey Doc, I like that new twist. A headline and then a limerick.😄

HI2thDoc's avatar

When I saw the story about Banks yesterday, I thought it might make Jeff's TWIS but as usual Fat Bastard and his Band of Delusional Kooks create so much material that it did not make it into today's column.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

And why doesn't this come as a surprise?

Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

👏👏👏👏Yeah Doc!

Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

👏👏👏👏Yeah Frosty!

Miselle's avatar

I firmly believe that being MAGA correlates with diminishing ball and penis size.

Think I am wrong? Consider how much attention these men (who OF COURSE ARE NOT GAY, RIGHT?) pay attention to presumably normal sized male appendages, and the amount they take to rectify their diminishing assets. Making sense, now?

And wasn't Trump just talking about sperm counts recently? MISELLE LOGIC: lowering sperm counts coincide with rise of MAGA.

There's your proof right there.⬆️⬆️

Paula Dean's avatar

Evolution has decided that the human race needs to end. I can't argue with Nature.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Comet, meteorite, or asteroid, makes no diff, long as it's big enough

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Ref. the bizarre overpopulation boom among Trump's cabinet: Karoline Leavitt, Steven Miller's wife, Usha Vance ... Expanding the fatherland while proving their spouse's junk works.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Proving that they are willing to procreate with repulsive racists. Well, I don't know about Kkkarolying's fath-, I mean, husband. But he's married to a racist so there's that.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And then there’s ElPedo himself with five spawn of Satan

Dave Drell's avatar

For he is - SATAN’S WHORE!!!

Mary Hall's avatar

Satan is preggers with T💩p's babby, according to the fine folks at South Park.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Could have been toilet seats.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Pardon a flasbackto the 60s. In the car with my best friend, his parents, aunt, and a passle of young'uns. We kids all under 13 or so. His mom and aunt talking about some friend of theirs whose daughter was pregnant and single. Aunt said she shoulda known better than to wear his jeans without washing them.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Or someone's does....

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I feel so demoralized

Susan Niemann's avatar

How in hell did we get here… so much blatant stupidity and hate? It’s exhausting.

And anytime you want to share photos of your beautiful Claudia, I’m here for it. ❤️

Babe Paley's avatar

Ever since I saw the 6 gender thing I have had the White Stripes “Seven Nation Army “ in my head.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

I stand by my post from the other day. Xi and the rest of the developed world are in posession of Epstein Files that they are blackmailing Trump with. I just hope that Iran sees fit to expose him sooner than later.

Just Dumb Vance, even though he is also corrupted, would be better than DonOLD simply because he doesn't carry all the grudges and chaos with him and he's not to my knowledge in the Epstein Files, although the jury is still out about his personal perversions.

Trump is trying to build his own private army out of the J6'ers with his $1.7 billion "slush fund" in return for dropping his $10 BILLION lawsuit because someone leaked his taxes. JD doesn't have their loyalty and has the personality of a doorstop.

I hear that work is already underway, without permission or permits, of course, to build "The Arch De Pedo". WTAF

Have a great Saturday everyone

8647 before he ruins US all

Mary Hall's avatar

What scares me about Jizzy Davenport Vance is that he is the puppet of Peter Theil, who owns Palantir, which is Bond-villain-level evil surveillance company -- https://theweek.com/tech/palantir-controversy-alex-karp

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Yes, no doubt Shady Vance has some payback to do with his handler's but he doesn’t have the power over people and congress like Trump does.

RuthAnne's avatar

Lovely Claudia/family photos always remind me that we are a human community, thank you. Did anyone else find that all the pretty little girls on display in China, plus the rose seeds that Xi presented to Prez Loser, were set up as trolls (went right over his head anyway)