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We DO hate other women…who lie, are stupid, don’t listen, don’t read, vote republican even though they can’t express why (goes for men too…).

And GAG—-seeing trumpy dance makes me want to vomit…who the HELL can look at that and think it is cool?!?! What a lovely round up today! Have a nice Saturday-for sure we will see more stupid soon!!!

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I didn’t watch the dance, I’d like to enjoy my breakfast.

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Too late. I saw it and put my lunch in serious jeopardy.

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How can anyone eat breakfast and read Jeff’s commentary? Oh wait - …. I do and enjoy every sentence (even if uncapitalized).

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Apparently, the chick who is applauding does. My only thought about her was "What an ass kisser."

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Dick kisser.

She was backstage

With

Him

ASAP

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🤢🤢🤢🤮

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That's a good one Meryl.

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Her outfit is really weird.

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We can hope 🙏🏽

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I think that would be the only thing that might work. Nudity really freaks them out.

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Donnie Dick-wad gets worse every week. The fact that his breakdown isn't being reported on seriously as a 5-alarm national disaster-in-the making is a travesty. His breakdown is being shown as if it's entertainment. What happens if God-forbid, he actually gets back in the WH? I don't think he can function, so who will actually be pulling the strings? The so-called press needs to wake up!

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Hoyt, I keep hoping that the America that Biden believes we are is the Real America. I think that's what made me feel so good about the speech. Starting Thursday, I started to see things the way President Biden did, and I am hopeful that enough voters in the country will as well.

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You're being a bad boy Hoyt.

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One of the things we love about you!

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Actually I can hope 💩💩💩

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the visual.....no!!!!!!

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🙏🏼😳😁

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Yes, please.

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To the Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States of America—-

MAY GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED TO INTENTIONALLY DELAY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FROM HOLDING TRUMP ACCOUNTABLE!

Every SC Justice damn well knows that, if Trump is elected President, his “DAY ONE” official actions will include:

- the immediate firing of the Attorney General of the United States

- the immediate firing of Special Prosecutor Jack Smith

- the immediate issuance of instructions to the temporary head of the DOJ to immediately cancel all of the indictments/charges against him

JUSTICES, it is your job to ensure that NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. It is your job to ensure that no person in America is allowed to escape accountability for crimes committed against the American People.

If, because of your negligence or political beliefs, you enable Trump to escape accountability, we promise you that we the people will hold EACH of YOU accountable!

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Hot damn I absolutely agree 💯 great post Joel!!! Absolutely brilliant!🙌🏽🤙🏽🙌🏽

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AMEN!

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And Clarence/vickie Thomas

Outta there

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Not only that, he won't 'need' them, anymore.

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Oh come on. Who here DOESN'T want to see that jerk attach that padlock to his junk?

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fair point

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Or his neck. Either will do.

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Or both at the same time! Perhaps they could parley their mental gymnastics into physical gymnastics instead.🤷🏻‍♀️

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Even better Endless.

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True dat

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I would, but only for the viewing experience of seeing how "Tyler (Alpha Male)" thinks that thing is going to work.

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Let's just hope he waits to tan his balls until after he's attached the padlock.

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Oh my god!

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Yes, he's definitely stupid enough to be Tucker's target audience.

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I think MAGA should start hawking those padlocks with MAGA stickers on them along with their red-hats. I bet Steve Bannon's incel following would blow up the lines!

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It's not like it won't just fall off anyway...self-proclaimed 'alphas' are always miniscule, like a certain tiny mushroomed guy.

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“Sundowning Grandpa RottyBrain.” Had to pull the car over to read this 😂 then, the whole lock up my cock thing… this guy is serious? And I just read about Katie’s lying this morning on the Tennessee Holler. Every time a republican opens its mouth I guess we know what we can expect. 🤦‍♀️ have a fabulous weekend everyone. ✌️

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Jeff has the best words

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I am SOOOO looking forward to the SNL cold open tonight. I really hope they don’t miss the opportunity to parody Katie Britt.

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I literally just checked to make sure that it’s being recorded!lol It’s going to be great!

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Haha! So did I (after I checked to make sure it was live tonight)!

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Trump keeps doing that stupid dance despite everyone thinking it looks like he’s pleasuring 2 guys. How fucking lame.

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That's him Mike. He thinks he is mr. cool dude.

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That alpha male is going to get blue balls and not from lack of sex (though that’s probable as well); he’ll be visiting the ER when his junk swells up from that lock.

In addition to Nazis being rude, crude and socially unacceptable, there’s a serious lack of situational awareness. And stupidity, can’t ever forget stupidity

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Based on that dance video, Trump has to have a 50-inch waist—that's the healthiest chunk of abdominal fat in world history!

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But, but, but, Ronny, two bottles deep, Jackson said that he is fit as a fiddle! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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That’s Captain Ronny, sadly, no longer Admiral.

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Very happy about that

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Now do the Flynn brothers!

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Yup and he weighs only 215 lbs. Dancing diaper man's moves are consistent with the rest of his phony bullshit. He may get a whole new lesson on cutting the rug in the big house.

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And a whole new meaning to "splitting hairs" in the clink as well. 😁

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That's my Donna!

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😊

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Big strong men come up to him and say "Sir, that is an awesome gut. It is the biggest ever,"

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It’s biggest and most healthy bigness. But Biden shuffles and isn’t t healthy. By the way he has peripheral neuropathy in feet so it makes it hard to feel the floor, etc and causes a shuffle. This is not death-adjacent condition.

What was with lamestream media making FUN of Joe speaking with force and volume? Last week is had a geriatric whisper and no affect.

He can’t get a break

50-52 inch waist on no-mirrors-in my-bathroom for I’m Perfect and Hot Bloat Gut. Nobody in lamestream ( lookin

at you NYTimes/Pravda) notices the great shape Biden is in

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I think he ate Orban.

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hahahahahaha

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As I said way closer to 300, than 200.

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Love the laughs. Thank you, JEFF!

You know, yesterday was the first day in what feels like years that I didn’t wake up with a feeling of acid burning in my belly. Yesterday and today, I awoke with hope. Not only from Joe’s rocket to the moon and back awesome speech, but also from the sheer pleasure of witnessing the ReTHUGs getting it wrong every time. They are in full grave digging mode for their party and I am so UP for it. The ChristoFascists are going down. Thank the Buddha!

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May you be an Oracle!

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Britt was definitely the lowlight of the SOTU goings on while we were all thrilled and renewed by every single thing from Biden. Stutter a little bit? He's been doing that for decades and has been an inspiration to everybody who stutters. Recoil from MTG? Why haven't many more actually done that. All humans should recoil from this self-generating negative ghettoblaster mouth of hers. She actually even looked a little uncomfortable, you know, like she wore rags to a fancy formal event she was invited to. I should think Republicans would be very careful calling anyone among their ranks "a rising star." Last rising star they put on the chopping block was Bobby Jindal. Anybody remember him? Which makes me question why the hell do I have ties to both Alabama and Louisianan. The Republicans have been busy since Thursday night when they showed their really bad manners and all their false accusations of the state of all things Joe Biden. Fuck all of y'all. I hope you rot in Siberia somewhere as you kill off your party. And I see in spite of his claims, Trump has not lost weight. He's only moved his waistline higher. Should someone tell him that's not working? On second thought, let's just point and laugh.

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I am surprised one of you picked up on Trump and surrogates whining about how loud and forceful Biden. Thanks lame stream media; what is “strong end energetic”

in Trump is a deficit for Biden

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I made a real effort to avoid what we knew they would say and knew it would be more projection coming from them.

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Jon Stewart used to do a routine where the repubs would slam Obama for like using a teleprompter (as all speakers do, and have since they were invented)saying things like "he loves it so much he probably sleeps with it.". Then turn around and praise trump for using a teleprompter, ("Presidential!") Starts @ 5:09 but I recommend the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik

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Thanks Natalie, That was great! I’d never seen it bc that was back when I was still working 12hr night shifts

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When are the rolling out the Wegovy or Mounjaro ??? It’s coming for sure

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No comment. Obviously I'm having acid flashbacks 'cause none of this shite could possibly be real.

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If only it were.

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OK. Threatening to lock up your dick-including balls!-is actually the most hilariously idiotic thing to happen this week, among an over abundance of hilarious idiocy from the right.

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Does he TOAST those nuts too, like Tuckums ?

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Probably. Maybe that’s why he thinks women want them!

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Eeeewwwwwwyyyy🤮😣🤮

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His ID photo is quite feminine.

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Wow, I just made the mistake of reading his Xitter timeline of threads. I don't think he's going to need that lock AT ALL.

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Do you think Hatie Katie cringes rewatching herself as much as we did seeing it in real time? Lying breathless Christian fascists should be holding a mass suicide watch by now. That shit goes down in internet infamy ya losers! #campaigns that write themselves

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I hope someone takes her aside to tell her what a twat she was/is.

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I think America did just that!

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Doubt she is reading or watching. Can’t process cognitive dissonance

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Do you think that they see her like we do?

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Some do. I don’t think my sister does.

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Oh, hell no! She only sees that she should have polished her cross a little more so the lights would catch it better -- or wore the BIGGER one! I'm sure in her house, her husband was all, "Honey, you did great! I'm SO proud of you! You're SUCH a trouper! By the way, are my shirts ironed yet?"

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And Jonathan Katz just did: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL8AQB5b/

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That was a GREAT take down on that stupid woman. 👏👏👏👏

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I've heard from psychiatrists, that women who speak in that breathy , baby voice , were sexually molested as little girls.

I'm looking at Ivanka too.

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I think the odds that Trump did not do something vile to Ivanka are very, very small.

Remember, he's a confirmed rapist, and he has been open about his lust for her. It makes me sick to type this. What a shitty monster he is.

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Wow… now that’s something to think about…

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It comes from abuse for sure.

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Jacky Kennedy

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Jackie Kennedy? What did I miss?

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Breathless whisper…. The baby girl voice

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I liked Jackie or course. The voice was un peu de trop

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Breathless whisper

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MAGA " men " are FEMALE REPELLENT .

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Yup!!👍🏽 hard pass

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Jeff, just a few questions …..For the week in Review….. who co-signed Donnie’s $90M bond loan? Elon said he would not loan Donald any money, but he didn’t say he wouldn’t co-sign..any other American oligarchs stepping up to sign? Or perhaps a cut out for Vlad? BTW, what do you think will be in Orbans diplomatic pouch? Why the fuck is Donald running a shadow government with his mentor Orban? Have a great weekend Jeff and all fellow travelers.

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Check out Seth Abramson…Russian ties

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