this week in stupid: March 31 edition

you-know-who gets fucking indicted and so much more ...

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America. let’s look back at some of the highlights.

saturday: demented old golfer appears in Waco. stupidity ensues.

as old Abe Lincoln very famously did not say, “better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and to remove all doubt.”

if that quote were a photo, it would be this:

holy shit. can you imagine driving around with a “BIDEN OR DEATH” flag attached to your car? of course you can’t. as someone else once said, “Joe Biden is our president, not our tribal warlord.”

let’s give the final word on the subject to some rando internet loudmouth:

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I sure as fuck wouldn't go fucking apeshit and riot if Joe Biden were arrested for criming. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult

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sunday: Chuck Todd does a journalism and Joey Taco Penis shits the bed

every now and then Chuck Todd wakes from his stupor and steps out of his “both sides” comfort zone. here his is, shocking us all by grilling Joey Tacopina, the latest in a long line of soon-to-be-disgraced-and-also-not-get-paid Trump lawyers. watch Tacopenis get that familiar Trump-Lawyer-In-The-Headlights look as Chucky Tee actually asks followup questions.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

CHUCK TODD: You keep saying it was personal funds. That was not what Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to. These were funds repaid by the Trump Org TACOPINA: That's personal TODD: So everything w/ the Trump Org is Trump's personal funds? You realize the door you're opening there?

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monday: fuck you, Marsha

your reminder that semi-sentient bag of hair Marsha Blackburn has pocketed millions of dollars from the NRA while helping to block gun control legislation every time it’s come up for a vote.

Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn

Chuck & I are heartbroken to hear about the shooting at Covenant School in Nashville. My office is in contact with federal, state, & local officials, & we stand ready to assist. Thank you to the first responders working on site. Please join us in prayer for those affected.

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tuesday: what a fucking idiot

imagine being such a transphobic piece of shit that even Mr. Free Speech Absolutionist Let's Bring Back All The Nazis Elmo Mush thinks you’re gone too far. well, that’s what happened to perennial ‘this week in stupid’ special guest star Marjorie Three Toes Greene. after spending the day tweeting out deranged bullshit about antifa and ‘violent transgenders,’ the twitter gods finally had enough and gave Congresswoman Sporkfoot’s congressional account a seven-day shitcan.

I was actually suprised about this, because I’ve grown so used to the current incarnation of twitter being a hellish consequence-free sewerhole. but let’s take these tiny victories where we can.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee

Twitter’s @ellagirwin claims no one was given a “strike” for warning the American people of political violence planned at the Supreme Court. Yet my official CONGRESSIONAL account was banned for 7 days for exposing Antifa’s plan for violence on the “Trans Day of Vengeance.”… https://t.co/iS0CJe103N

Jeremy Carl @jeremycarl4

.@elonmusk, Twitter staffer @ellagirwin says those of us who posted the Transgender Day of Vengeance to criticize it were not given "strikes" when we were forced to remove content. But @mtgreenee both in a post and private DM to me says that's not true. What is going on? https://t.co/x1xF8zHfmF

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wednesday: all hail the reigning queen of stupid

if you dug a thousand-foot-deep hole and filled it with stupid and then tamped it down so you could add more stupid to the hole and then piled more stupid on top of it until you ended with a thousand-foot-high mountain of stupid, Mount Stupid would still not be as stupid as Lauren Boebert.

Jay Black @jayblackisfunny

@laurenboebert To paraphrase Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who’s the bigger dumdum? The dumdum or the the dumdum who donates to the dumdum? This is what your money is paying for, people:

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thursday: area moron gets indicted, can’t spell indicted

Jesus wept. actually, Jesus didn’t weep. Jesus laughed his balls off as Donald Trump took to his shitty app to complain about getting indicated.

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friday: ?

hey, it’s only ten o’clock in the morning as I sit here and write this. but give it time, I guarantee you that some dispshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it.

have a great weekend, everyone.