this week in stupid: March 31 edition
you-know-who gets fucking indicted and so much more ...
as another stupid week comes to a close here in America. let’s look back at some of the highlights.
saturday: demented old golfer appears in Waco. stupidity ensues.
as old Abe Lincoln very famously did not say, “better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and to remove all doubt.”
if that quote were a photo, it would be this:
holy shit. can you imagine driving around with a “BIDEN OR DEATH” flag attached to your car? of course you can’t. as someone else once said, “Joe Biden is our president, not our tribal warlord.”
let’s give the final word on the subject to some rando internet loudmouth:
sunday: Chuck Todd does a journalism and Joey Taco Penis shits the bed
every now and then Chuck Todd wakes from his stupor and steps out of his “both sides” comfort zone. here his is, shocking us all by grilling Joey Tacopina, the latest in a long line of soon-to-be-disgraced-and-also-not-get-paid Trump lawyers. watch Tacopenis get that familiar Trump-Lawyer-In-The-Headlights look as Chucky Tee actually asks followup questions.
monday: fuck you, Marsha
your reminder that semi-sentient bag of hair Marsha Blackburn has pocketed millions of dollars from the NRA while helping to block gun control legislation every time it’s come up for a vote.
tuesday: what a fucking idiot
imagine being such a transphobic piece of shit that even Mr. Free Speech Absolutionist Let's Bring Back All The Nazis Elmo Mush thinks you’re gone too far. well, that’s what happened to perennial ‘this week in stupid’ special guest star Marjorie Three Toes Greene. after spending the day tweeting out deranged bullshit about antifa and ‘violent transgenders,’ the twitter gods finally had enough and gave Congresswoman Sporkfoot’s congressional account a seven-day shitcan.
I was actually suprised about this, because I’ve grown so used to the current incarnation of twitter being a hellish consequence-free sewerhole. but let’s take these tiny victories where we can.
wednesday: all hail the reigning queen of stupid
if you dug a thousand-foot-deep hole and filled it with stupid and then tamped it down so you could add more stupid to the hole and then piled more stupid on top of it until you ended with a thousand-foot-high mountain of stupid, Mount Stupid would still not be as stupid as Lauren Boebert.
thursday: area moron gets indicted, can’t spell indicted
Jesus wept. actually, Jesus didn’t weep. Jesus laughed his balls off as Donald Trump took to his shitty app to complain about getting indicated.
friday: ?
hey, it’s only ten o’clock in the morning as I sit here and write this. but give it time, I guarantee you that some dispshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it.
have a great weekend, everyone.
How's this for stupid? Everyone's favorite Congressional idiot MTG is vowing to lead the charge by going to New York to protest the "witch hunt." Didn't she see what happened when the Proud Boys went to New York? They got their asses kicked by drag queens.
Thanks for the laughs. Your articles help me weather the Republican insanity and performative jackassery.