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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

remember everyone, you can't leave for the No Kings rally until you first read my post. look, I don't make the rules, that's just the way it is

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

just be thankful that they don't force you to click the "like" button, like they do in communist china

Miselle's avatar

No force needed! We hit the πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—in solidarity with this community!!

Kay-El's avatar

My finger travels to ❀️ automatically

Paula Dean's avatar

Even before I read it! I haven't been disappointed yet -- even on days he takes a break!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

In Tiedrichville, Substack watches you.

SeekingReason's avatar

First requirement of the day completed Jeff! I will be heading out to the Chicago protest…signs in hand!

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Same here -- leaving after lunch for Columbia..

Miselle's avatar

I'll be at the Beverly one. I can't handle large crowds like downtown--and I do hope it will be MASSIVE!!

SeekingReason's avatar

Miselle, I’ve been in all the downtown ones. Crowded with like-minded friends and all my encounters were friendly and encouraging. It’s super uplifting but I totally understand that crowds that big can get overwhelming.

Miselle's avatar

I am claustrophobic, and I've been in crowds this big a few times in my life. I start to hyperventilate and get dizzy. I came close to this at a outdoor concert two years ago. Hadn't been in a crowd like that in at least a decade, and I had to leave it.

Stay safe! And thanks for going there, as that is the one which will make the news.

Susan K.'s avatar

On my way to No Kings here in Vancouver Canada

David Skoglund's avatar

I’m going to the Sherwood Oregon rally.

Miselle's avatar

David, I like to read the tiny bios. I see your passion for water. BRAVO! If you are familiar (perhaps) of the water contamination lawsuit of a decade ago regarding Crestwood, Illinois, you'll understand my appreciation for your concern. My sister and brother in law both perished from rare cancers after over 50 years there. I will go to my grave believing the water was the cause, but of course, I have no proof.

David Skoglund's avatar

I’m very concerned about all of the fresh water that is needed to cool these data centers they want to build. They will dump massive amounts of hot water back into rivers and lakes which will cause blue green algae bloom and basically change the overall water habitat. Scary stuff Miselle. I appreciate your reply!

DebJS's avatar

It is extremely concerning. All so the obscenely wealthy tech broligarchy can suck up more cash than they could ever spend, while destroying the planet and the living creatures that depend on it including humankind as we know it.

The "leaders" who are enabling this to get their cut of the action are even more to blame.

"1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Heading to the HUMAN SIGN at Ocean Beach, San Francisco.

MountainBoyMike's avatar

Uncle Jeff, I don't do shit in my day until I read your posts!!....I need to start my days with at least a fragment of sanity!

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Speaking of doing shit - Dijit says he does not do accidents? Then why the loaded party pants, Sir?

Diana's avatar

Exactly-same here I read his post while having a cuppa tea! Makes sense of this whole situation aka nightmare!! At least we laugh 🀭

Susie's avatar

Well said. No shit happening here either until Uncle Jeff has set me up with righteous anger and hilarity! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£

Johnny Mathis's avatar

Good to know the rules, boss πŸ˜‰

michellefromchicago's avatar

Done! On our way to a protest in Wilmette, Illinois

Miselle's avatar

I'll be at the Beverly one.

Michael Guenon's avatar

Out here behind the Redwood curtain, we still have nearly four hours before rally time. Revised a sign made a year ago with a focus on how we (taxpayers) fund the slaughter of innocents. I hope also to read a poem written by a young woman in Gaza dedicated to the murdered Iranian school girls. She has seen plenty of dead children in Gaza. Yes, we pay for that slaughter as well (latest estimates 20,000 murdered).

rlritt's avatar

I'm lucky, I only have to walk a few blocks.

James Starr's avatar

just read your post. Now getting ready for the No Kings rally in Malibu, Ca

Zija Pulp's avatar

Check. Reading done. One comment: From reading today’s story, I honestly don’t know why at least ONE reporter hasn’t asked the Tiedrich Question. He is off the wall, nut bags crazy. OK, off to the rally, y’all!

TCinDC's avatar

Oh, okaay...

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Well, yeah! Your piece drops at 8PST, before the action begins for us in "the city of Pride and Purpose" at 11. Still trying to think of a better sign than "IMPEACH POUNDFOOLISH, THE DANCING CLOWN."

macwithhisbooks's avatar

I got my sign ready. I'm all nervous & giggly. Heading down to Travis Park in San Antonio.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Ah…. Just returning!

Mps's avatar

I’ll be in Albuquerque

Charles Austin's avatar

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SethTriggs's avatar

I love how all these pious propagandist cranks luuuuurve them some Bible when they use it to reinforce their Dunning-Kruger-steeped epistemic closure. All the verses about stewardship? Forget about it. Just need the ones justifying their selfishness and bigotry. So tired of them.

Look forward to Racist Birther Trophy Wife being out of the news too. She, like her excreable husband(?) are the world's biggest forced memes.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

And how does this red-hot gospel preacher cope with the fact that every single book in the Bible was written by a Jew, except the Gospel of Luke and Acts of the Apostles? By that standard, he should reject the Bible as toxic Jewish Kryptonite!

Skepticat's avatar

And that Jesus was Jewish?

Derek Smith's avatar

Looks like Joel Webbon never needs to trim his nose & ear hair. What a disgusting person.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

They also never seem to remember that Jesus said to feed the hungry, care for the sick, & welcome the stranger!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

They use an abridged Trump bible. It also omits the verses about adultery and not bearing false witness.

Mary Hall's avatar

TπŸ’©p’s Bible also has the US Constitution minus many of the Amendments.

Barbara B's avatar

From now on, when i read one of Trump’s speeches i will think of Trump not wanting to stand beside a black female officer @ an event. And i will remind myself that she wouldn’t want to stand beside him either.

arne link's avatar

Why should she have to endure his stench?

Barbara B's avatar

I was thinking of doing a top ten reasons why black female officer wouldn’t want tostand next to trump. That was #1.

Another β€”not wanting to risk being called General Piggy. There was going to be something about not wanting to be groped.

arne link's avatar

You are on it! Let's make a list.

Barbara B's avatar

Contributions welcome!

She’d worry her β€œlid” didn’t have as much gold on it as his baseball cap.

arne link's avatar

She wasn't sure that she could crouch down enough to be shorter than him.

rlritt's avatar

Ewww who would want to stand next to that pervert. Yuck.

HI2thDoc's avatar

This is where "Satan, get behind me!" would be interesting

Susie's avatar

Hear hear!!! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff…Melania β€œI am a visionary” of what? Of who? I dunno Jeff..was she channeling the β€œVisions of Johanna? We all had to listen to her tortured version of the English language. Moving on we see Donald’s cognitive decline daily as with his dementia… I mean who the f**k talks about a pen in front of the entire world? Next up Kash who is unable to prevent his phone from getting hacked and he’s the Director of FBI… if that guy cannot protect his own phone … how can he protect our country? This entire crew of chuckle f**ks, arrogant, condescending, entitled and grifting. Best to All

HI2thDoc's avatar

Posted some weeks ago:

Patel is a sycophantic simp

With a metaphorical intellectual limp

He makes sure drumpf is mollified

But he's incompetent and unqualified

Just a pompous, mendacious shrimp

Charles Austin's avatar

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Fred's avatar

And Kash still hasn’t found Nancy Guthrie. I understand you can’t prevent all crime but the FBI is supposed to solve crimes. I would say this is a big miss ! ! !

HI2thDoc's avatar

He's too busy partying at the Olympics, wasting our taxpayer bucks, and smooching SShitler's ass to actually work on finding Nancy Guthrie or indeed solving any crimes. Oh, and he's unqualified and incompetent, so there's that

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc, remember Kash has a country western sing sing gurl that performs at wrestling type matches and Kash is such a great BF she gets an FBI security team to protect her from? People upset that she sings similar to Miss Laura? Fingernails on a chalkboard? And why does Kash keep messing with his nose all the time? Sampling products from Bolivia? WTF?

HI2thDoc's avatar
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Oh, yes, I remember him using the official plane to fly her to that wresting match and using the FBI SWAT team for her security detail. These are obvious misuses of taxpayer money. So I wrote this:

Patel's malfeasance is actually a crime

He proves it time after time

While wasting our money

To impress his honey

Get laid on your own fucking dime!

Dave Drell's avatar

Maybe he’s waiting for the TV show β€œFBI” to solve it? They probably could,too!

Fred's avatar

You're absolutely right. What an incompetent imbecile ! ! !

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, in only 42-43 minutes, too

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Him πŸ‘€getting his email hacked is so embarrassing 😫. He is Director of FBI.

What a fraud and joke.

It's too late for him to learn anything but maybe he should stop galavanting around the world and take his job seriously?!?

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Yes. And our long time enemies have been watching. They see that we are absolutely defenseless at this point. There is nothing protecting us right now.

Live your best lives everyone.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

I’m waiting to see the highly dignified and thoughtful response Trump posts of un-Truth social after millions of Americans gather together to peacefully tell him to go fuck himself!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The weakest man likes to act tough

Then posts lies in a huff

His lust and his greed

Have made the world bleed

Cholesterol can't win soon enough

Charles Austin's avatar

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Don’t forget Karma!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I don't care what the vehicle is, as long as it's on target

arne link's avatar

Karma needs to hurry up.

Dave Drell's avatar

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 awesome Doc!!!

David Talbot's avatar

My wife is a sociology professor at Texas AM. They're not permitted to teach Plato because he discusses GENDER in the Dialogues. This robot being named Plato is chef's kiss irony.

Susie's avatar

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I had to write it out rather than using just JFC because that’s how gobsmacked I am at the notion of not teaching Plato at the college level. We are truly in the twilight zone. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ’”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

SeekingReason's avatar

I like the sound if the Jim Jones Approval trophy for the felon. He is also Grand Champion of most illegal trash exiting his mouth. Good to know that he can call war something else and give himself permission to do whatever he wants as a result. Who needs a Congress??

HI2thDoc's avatar

Melania's always been robotic

While hoosband is openly despotic

A match made in Hell

By an avarice spell

Which MAGA shitheads find hypnotic

Charles Austin's avatar

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Susie's avatar

You are so gifted, Doc! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

HI2thDoc's avatar

Dis gives me an outlet for my dismay, disbelief, disgust, disappointment, discomfort, discombobulation, disdain.

Fred's avatar

So now he’s bored with the war he started. Well, we’re bored with him and his stupid cronies and cultists. Rally today, vote them all out in November and impeach him in January.

Dave Drell's avatar

He’s β€œbored” - tell that to the servicemen who lost their lives families - so that he could not be β€œbored” . Pricktator is too kind a word for this cretin.

Fred's avatar

He's just a psychopath who doesn't care about anyone unless they can make him money. But after that, watch out for that bus ! ! !

I've run out of words to describe this heartless bastard

Paula Dean's avatar

Which is exactly why he's desperate to pass the "SAVE (TRUMP'S ASS) ACT". If he manages to get it passed in time, he will stay in power with only 35% of voter support. What will we do then?

Tess's avatar

Leaving soon to protest…BECAUSE OF COURSE WE ARE!! Robots replacing teachers is one of dumbest thing I have heard in ….hmmm maybe 2 minutes since I read another stupid thing….anyway…have a peaceful protest to all!!!

rlritt's avatar

Although, I really, really want a robot maid and help when I'm old.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Haha I'd be very surprised if we actually got a Rosie (from the Jetsons) anytime soon.

Paula Dean's avatar

That would be perfect! I'm already old, though, so it won't be happening in time for me.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

A trophy for being a liar

Oh Lord, the world is on fire!

RFK and Patel

Have now sent us to hell

And Pam Bondi, she really aspires

To be the worse ATTY G in the land

Drumpf's pecker is right in her hand

She is stroking him off

Without nary a cough

"Oh, this wee mushroom penis is grand!"

Want a daily dose of limericks, songs and rhymes trashing this horrific group of Neanderthals?

Then consider subscribing to my Substack!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, for sure! Good one! For that, I will repeat an earlier limerick about her:

Bondi's insulting, arrogant stunt

To the victims is such an affront

That she's AG

Is a damned travesty

She's just a lying c. . . .

Charles Austin's avatar

Duel of the Limericks!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Jane's avatar

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I remember that one! A slam dunk!!

Dave Drell's avatar

Frosty 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

You & Doc got 2 winners today!

Annabelle's avatar

I love it, Frosty. You are awesome!πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

Charles Austin's avatar

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Annabelle's avatar

I can't. I just fuckin' can't. Between him and his cult of blithering knob-gobblers, I don't know which is the most dimwitted. I've never been super smart, never claimed to be, but, by God I got every on of these motherfuckers beat, hands down. Honestly, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO MIDTERMS. I thought it would be him to lay down, and maybe some of his worshippers follow suit, but, I'm afraid the old bastard is gonna outdo me. Do incredibly stupid people live longer? Is that it? I'm tired of his shit, I'm tired of nobody callin' his lyin', ignorant ass out, I'm tired of everything being so expensive, and maggots TELLIN' ME THEY'RE NOT...I'm just sad,sick, and tired of this whole cluster-fuck. I knew it was gonna be complete chaos from day one, but it's been way worse than I anticipated.

Great article, as usual, Jeff. You take care of yourself, please

I'm a little worried about myself

Cyndi's avatar

The physical changes are getting harder for his handlers to hide. The Putrid Puppet has to be upped with drugs to stay awake. He's dying in front of us, and they are trying to keep him upright until two years. Personally, I doubt it is possible.

Just a little more patience!

Annabelle's avatar

Cyndi, you're right, I know, but it makes me feel awful when the first thing I do every morning is check to see if he's still around! I've never done anything like that before, that's terrible! Oh well, at least I'm not alone...

rlritt's avatar

You just gotta laugh at his idiocy or you'll go crazy. He is really hated around the globe so you are not alone.

Annabelle's avatar

rlritt, He really is hated around the world, isn't he? His poll numbers are so bad, I expect him to do another fake attempt on himself....if you know, you know...

rlritt's avatar

What I cant believe is that same 4 out of 10 people in the US think he's great. That's really scary. Do they not see him as a stupid, nasty, pathetic old man?

Annabelle's avatar

I KNOW!! It makes me wanna scream!! The ones around here are truly not stupid people, until it comes to Trump. I've NEVER seen anything like it in my whole life. It's amazing

Syd's avatar

Trump et al give me a looming grey cloud hanging over me and I live in Canada where I don't even have to put up with MAGAS as neighbours. Don't give up - there are still lots of decent people in the world!

rlritt's avatar

I live in Southern CA, there are MAGA here, but they few and far between and usually don't advertise it.

arne link's avatar

Please practice self-care as much as possible. We all need to take a break from the fuckery occasionally. That's all we can do.

Annabelle's avatar

I do, arne...I'm just having a really bad day today. Thank you for caring....

arne link's avatar

I know. I get bad days too. Just hang on, things will get better.

Cyndi's avatar

We all have those days. Glad you are with us for this one! Hugs and hope headed your way.

Paula Dean's avatar

Annabelle, I have been battling depression my entire life, to the point of despair sometimes. I tend to turn anger/fear inward, because angry people terrify me - but my own anger scares me the most.

I've noticed that lately I've been even more fatigued than I was after getting Covid, and that was the worst case of body-mind exhaustion I've ever experienced. These days, the last month in particular, my body has turned to lead. I have Winston Churchill's 'Black Dog' sitting on my chest. And I don't have someone like his wife, Clementine, to wrangle the dog into its kennel.

I used fiction to escape it. Right now I'm working my way through the fantasy world of Canadian author Charles de Lint. I force myself to leave Substack and the news by 1PM, and it works. I'm still physically fatigued, but my mood improves.

We will survive this nightmare. We can't quit until we see how it turns out, and the good guys triumph over the evil overlords. ❀️

Steve Kelly's avatar

Right now I am embarrassed to be an American. Today I am going to go out and tell the world just that. Stay safe everyone!

bruce somers's avatar

I’m off storming the castle today,to say a big β€˜Fuck Trump’ again.

HI2thDoc's avatar

"Have fun storming the castle!" --Miracle Max and Valerie

Merrill's avatar

Looking out at the world we see either a jungle surrounding some islands of civilization or we see the opposite. Civilized societies with some jungles here and there. From this perspective, US Presidents should uplift the American people. We expect them to crystalize our national aspirations, US Presidents should be protecting America's 250 year old civilized society, it's laws and traditions from the primary law of the jungle, "Might makes Right". Do we have that perspective in the US today? The guy currently holding our title of POTUS is right there in the "jungle', unbound by law or tradition, beating his chest and humiliating "We the People" with his cruelty and lawlessness.

In his view, "He" and only "He" can "save" the rich, White Christian islands of "civilization", even if he has to violate every norm and every law of civilization to do it. He must be the Biggest, Meanest, Most Dangerous beast in the world to save "civilization". (And pocket Big $ fees in the process). Monarchs, Kings, Emperors, Dictators have all operated this way throughout human history.

WE DON'T NEED KINGS IN AMERICA!

BRING OUT 20,000,000 PEOPLE AROUND THE GLOBE!

arne link's avatar

If you have ever known or been a teacher, you know that no robot could keep order in the classroom. The students would be running wild.

Michael Guenon's avatar

Oh, Robocop would be wandering the halls for miscreant behavior, especially among the nonwhite student population. The robot push is merely a logical extension of the obsession with quantitative methods and standardized tests since No Child. I was a high school teacher through that period. Miserable obsession and dollars thrown at companies designing the fucking tests became the justification for continuing along the path. After 32 years I was done. Miss the kids, don’t miss inputting benchmark scores so Admin can have its pie chart and arguing against a set of test questions to be answered after reading an excerpt from The Hound of the Baskerville. I taught farmworker kids. The cultural references in the text meant nothing to them. But the Doyle’s story was in the public domain. Saved money for the company.

rlritt's avatar

Unless the robot shot electricity out of its fingertips.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Especially our college students who can’t add two fractions with different denominators.