Sorry about your COPD and Emphysema. And that is the good news. The bad news is that respiratory drugs just skyrocketed in price. Mine is now $200.00/mo. I guess we can just wheeze our way through life.
Why is he so embroiled in football when he's running a fucking war? And badly, too. Let me go on record as asking, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" This is when we throw back our heads and laugh.
Why would ANY head of state agree to sit in that oval bordello (as Jeff calls it)? So they can be insulted and joked about? I guess the head of state that picked the short straw that day? Brutal!!
Didn't leave anything out today. Talk about jam packed. It was all good (or not, depending how you look at it), but I think Sporky chiming in from outer space was my favorite.
It’s hard to believe that the war between those two Trump morons online is real. It’s like reading about a fight between two kids in elementary school only with less intelligence. When will this nightmare end!?
And he's at a loss right now because when he didn't get his way, he would go to mom or dad and they would tell the other kids they have to play with him, just to shut him up. Now the only person willing to help him fix his mess is Putin.
The guy who teleported to the Waffle House--did he mention how he got back? I can't imagine he walked. Did he call his wife or a friend to come get him? Because I'd like to talk to them.
Teleportation only works one way until Scotty enters the Jeffries Tube and reverses the phasing, per Mr. Spock's suggestion. So Greggy had to Uber home
Can we get the video of that sequence.....I'm sure his kids could whip up a video like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when the tornado struck.......this people are out of their fucking minds.
It is incredibly unbelievable that idiots are in command of our country…so fucking stupid and wasting tax money on memes that make them look tough….(barf). Cannot stand Megyn Kelly…as gross as Guilfoyle……! C’mon journalists…win Jeff’s prize for cripes sake!!!
With Ellison's personal Gollum, Bari Weiss, destroying CBS, there are innumerable top journalists who could as a group ask "What the Fuck is Wrong with You?" Not just of the vomit-faced Orc in the WH but of this entire demented country.
You’re right Susan—to a man and to a woman they’re just disgusting human beings.
They are best off by cashing in their chips now, reincarnate, start over and try again to be decent human beings cause it ain’t happening this lifetime.
I told Mrs Mild (when she asked the same question), I don’t want him dead, not at least until he’s been convicted of child r*pe, war crimes, and few other crimes, and spent time in prison.
I like the idea of justice, but considering the ongoing destruction, I'm in favor of whatever gets him out of office sooner. Vance may be evil, but he doesn't have the mandate that Trump has with 1/3 of our population, so he will be inherently weaker.
It would happen at any moment if just one of his up close and personal guards took one for the team or maybe a little something, something in his food prep...just sayin
I think I can speak for all my fellow Ohioans when I say that we had nothing to do with it. Didn't know anything about it. If we'd known, we'd have told the Universe not to do that. But we weren't consulted. /s
Good Morning Jeff… well my friend I’m reviewing your missive for today along with the rest of the news. First off, WTAF is this guy yammering about a football game that should not have any competition during that time slot? I mean WTF? Reminds me of the Chinese Cultural Revolution where the Dear Leader and the Party control every aspect of your life…🤮Next up Iran… Can anyone cite to all of us why, when we are “at war” according to Dear Leader, why would he lift sanctions against the stated enemy? Well folks, now you know how this grifter bankrupted casinos among other bankruptcies… And finally what progress have investigators made at Zorro Ranch? Why are documents being scrubbed by Bondi? Why is she withholding documents? Why is Todd Blanch, asst. AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald running interference for Bondi and Trump, why did he transfer Maxwell to a club type prison, why does she have a computer at her disposal, why she has pet, why she get food from the outside? Best to All Fellow Travelers….
I said that when it was revealed that Russia was giving Iran Intel to Iran and Trump found out and he still couldn't even condemn Putin. Instead he lifted sanctions on their oil. So the country that helps our enemy gets a bonus. Why isn't this a big deal?
When Putin and Trump are dead, all Trump's flunkies are going to be fighting each other to sell their insider stories for the biggest bucks. Then we'll find out how much, much worse it really was. If the actuarial tables are accurate, we have about 9-10 years to wait.
Epstein Epstein Epstein, Putin, Netanyahu, and especially Trump written all over them. These “distractions” are costing the future heirs of what will be the burning rubble of the United States, their futures.
Sociopaths lighting a match to every dollar we pay in taxes
They are all in and deep. Little Netanyahoo is part of the Epstien Cabal along with so many other who are stuffing Trumps pet projects with billions to try to make it go away. Trump has never had so much money from a pay to play scheme. Everything he gives he gets paid with lots of cash. From networks, film studios, Universities. You name it he's getting a piece. Remember many of the Repubicans both House and Senate are pay to play or they have to take their families into hiding. Wow what a country!
Love that Doc… A few of my comments on other platforms have drawn the scrutiny of MAGAs telling me I don’t know shit and to cease posting my opinions… But hey, it’s the MAGAS way… intimidate, confuse, entitled and condescending… oh… and never answer a direct question.
Check out comment sections in newspapers. The MAGA trolls are often the first ones to post in the middle of the night. It's like they're in another time zone getting paid to do it.
They are ENRAGING! Self-righteous, angry, incapable of critical thinking (or thinking at all for that matter) and above all heartless and incapable of empathy or compassion. Unfortunately they are out in full force on my local social media sites and i live in an allegedly liberal area although surrounded by some red dots bc alas they're everywhere.
"... always being in a position where the USA can ..." react to Iran getting a nuke. Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the USA is not the enforcer of that treaty? It clearly states that the U.N. is the enforcer of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, not the U.S. Another example of Trump's thinking, or lack of thinking, about what he is allowed to do by international law. Why has the UN not condemned this usurping of its prerogatives? Oh, that's right, the US will veto any such action. Right.
Well, when has that not happened to everyone? When I was young, sometimes I'd be having a couple of drinks with a friend, and I'd wake up naked in a stranger's apartment. It means that maybe alcohol is not for you.
Another week in paradise (I mean hell, but hey.) The AI-jacked Bobby Kennedy Jr. twinkie beatdown is what happens when state power is handed to 4Chan shitposters with security clearances. Our taxes now pay thirst traps for guys who list pre-workout”as a personality trait. Oh, and a million billion to bomb the fuck out of Iran in Operation EPSTEIN WHO?
And that ICE St. Patrick’s fascist-fart meme is Ellis Island cosplay for people who would’ve deported their own great-grandparents. Maybe they can deliver lectures about genetic heritage while spraying people with green tear gas. I always want to shout YOUR NAME IS ON YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL UNMASK, ASSHOLE.
Seriously, do they really think this will last forever? If they are counting on the End of Days scenario, is this how they really want to go out? Nobody will ever want to shake your hand ever again. Have fun at the PTA meetings, too.
*finishes a Week In Stupid post before 11am*
*runs around the house, punching my fist in the air*
Does Casa Tiedrich have a Dick Van Dyke-style hassock for amusing trip-and-fall incidents? I have an unused Life Alert pendant I can lend you.
Yikes , I need one of those Life Alerts, I fell off a step ladder & broke my back.
Yeow, I hope you recovered.
It’s not the fall that get’s you, it’s the abrupt stop at the end.
AGONIZED LAUGHING 😃
But the trip to the ER was worth it, found out I have COPD & Emphysema !
Oxycodone is a scam.
Sorry to make you laugh in agony. I suppose when COPD and Emphysema are good news, it must have been quite a fall.
wow . . . if you were still climbing ladders while you have COPD and Emphysema, then you are FIERCE, girlfriend!
now that you know about these, hope there are meds & therapies to fix what they can, treat symptoms and limit any progression.
sarcasm is your gift!
Sorry about your COPD and Emphysema. And that is the good news. The bad news is that respiratory drugs just skyrocketed in price. Mine is now $200.00/mo. I guess we can just wheeze our way through life.
😂😂😂No doubt!!
😳
😂😂😂
Looks like the Pearl Harbor line had some stiff competition yesterday for stupidest thing he said.
Jeff (and others) could fill the internet with stupidest things he said.
...but wait there's more!
it occurs to me that I can now forgive myself for the worst, dumbest things I've ever done at any time or in any place . . .
because the booby prize is forever out of my reach
Why is he so embroiled in football when he's running a fucking war? And badly, too. Let me go on record as asking, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" This is when we throw back our heads and laugh.
Everytime you think he can't get worse-
"Hold my beer"
Why would ANY head of state agree to sit in that oval bordello (as Jeff calls it)? So they can be insulted and joked about? I guess the head of state that picked the short straw that day? Brutal!!
Impressive. Especially when there was so much to choose from!
Every week. Maverick in Top Gun would call this a target-rich environment
😆
Keep your shirt on! hahahah
Now that's funny shit, Jeff! 😂
You know, there’s so much going on…we wouldn’t mind if you felt like writing more. You know, just to keep busy…if you want 🤷♀️😁
Didn't leave anything out today. Talk about jam packed. It was all good (or not, depending how you look at it), but I think Sporky chiming in from outer space was my favorite.
In the Shameless Self Promotion category, I prefer the Junior meme I did, sans AI, for my own tribute: https://stephenschiff.substack.com/p/rfk-junior
Woot Woot! :-D
The WINNER!!!
Great one, Jeff!
It’s hard to believe that the war between those two Trump morons online is real. It’s like reading about a fight between two kids in elementary school only with less intelligence. When will this nightmare end!?
Long after we're gone I'm afraid Susan.
Shit
😂😂😂
Oh my goodness it is like being ruled by the stupidest, meanest 6-year old in a kindergarten full of stupid and mean kids. What a country!
That's pretty much what I was thinking, only back then, we ignored those kids and made them look like fools...
He is pretty good at making himself look like a fool. No help needed.
💥
In a nutshell Seth … the crux of the problem.
Where’s a banana peel when you need it?
And he's at a loss right now because when he didn't get his way, he would go to mom or dad and they would tell the other kids they have to play with him, just to shut him up. Now the only person willing to help him fix his mess is Putin.
Not only did he also lift Russian oil sanctions, but aren't they also giving intel to Iran?
It's like they took all the worst case scenarios and ran with them.
Putin has Trump by the balls . . . the only help he'll ever provide is a quid pro quo where he momentarily saves Donnie's ass
and then holds it over him until next time
The guy who teleported to the Waffle House--did he mention how he got back? I can't imagine he walked. Did he call his wife or a friend to come get him? Because I'd like to talk to them.
Teleportation only works one way until Scotty enters the Jeffries Tube and reverses the phasing, per Mr. Spock's suggestion. So Greggy had to Uber home
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. Like, how does this guy manage to utter the words “Waffle House” 8 times within a few sentences?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
Maybe he's getting paid to endorse Waffle House
That seems to be the most plausible explanation.
Can we get the video of that sequence.....I'm sure his kids could whip up a video like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when the tornado struck.......this people are out of their fucking minds.
🤣🤣🤣
My doctor told me some of his ambien patients do that.
Easy, he was teleported in his car.
As soon as I saw the story in the Guardian I was wondering if it was going to turn up here :)
😄😂
It is incredibly unbelievable that idiots are in command of our country…so fucking stupid and wasting tax money on memes that make them look tough….(barf). Cannot stand Megyn Kelly…as gross as Guilfoyle……! C’mon journalists…win Jeff’s prize for cripes sake!!!
With Ellison's personal Gollum, Bari Weiss, destroying CBS, there are innumerable top journalists who could as a group ask "What the Fuck is Wrong with You?" Not just of the vomit-faced Orc in the WH but of this entire demented country.
I feel exactly the same way. Someone who was planning to leave their job. Please! Do the right thing! We are desperate!
👍 I’m with you Tess!
I noticed the Navy guys were sneaking “can you believe what that demented asshole is saying?” looks at each other.
Megyn Kelly...what a waste of oxygen. She and Levin sound like 2nd graders.... no, first graders.
And if I could be transported anywhere, a Waffle House wouldn't be my first choice 🤔
Rumors are flying that Tulsi is going to resign.... ooooh, spill the beans with Tucker!
All they do is lie. With every breath. It's exhausting and demoralizing.
My concern about Micropenis being used as an insult, it that all these idiots will start posting dick pics.
Maybe that's why Spork jumped into the fray so avidly, because showcasing dick pics are her specialty.
I prefer. MICRO PHALLUS, much classier.
As someone with no class, I prefer TeenyWeeniePeeny
Pencil Pud
UGH
Oh God….🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤢🤢🤢
"And if I could be transported anywhere, a Waffle House wouldn't be my first choice". LOL!!!!!
I will NOT miss Tulsis phony " butch " voice
Absolutely….I cant find one nice thing to say about ANY of these people.
She sounds like a robot, a very self-important robot.
You’re right Susan—to a man and to a woman they’re just disgusting human beings.
They are best off by cashing in their chips now, reincarnate, start over and try again to be decent human beings cause it ain’t happening this lifetime.
The both of them aren't fit for preschool. Transport him to White Castle.😂😂
Lol
Exactly Susan, Of all the places one could be teleported to why would anyone in their right mind choose the Waffle House.
No, first and second graders are much kinder.
Marvelous Mr. Measles has replaced Bobby Brainworms nickname for me. Hilarious. Thanks Jeff!
Eat more Twinkies
and people will speak
of your mastadonic
physique
Good GAWD, when will it end?!? 😱
I told Mrs Mild (when she asked the same question), I don’t want him dead, not at least until he’s been convicted of child r*pe, war crimes, and few other crimes, and spent time in prison.
I like the idea of justice, but considering the ongoing destruction, I'm in favor of whatever gets him out of office sooner. Vance may be evil, but he doesn't have the mandate that Trump has with 1/3 of our population, so he will be inherently weaker.
And not a country club prison. Gen pop somewhere nasty.
A Supermax prison or something along the lines of Cecot would still be too nice.
He can die there like his bff Epstein
Oh I want him dead asap!
When he drops dead!
It would happen at any moment if just one of his up close and personal guards took one for the team or maybe a little something, something in his food prep...just sayin
We can always hope for a meteor.
Out of the many options, I think the meteor option is best. I’ll order one right now.
Look up how Ohio got theirs
We need one to make impact, not just a large boom.
I think I can speak for all my fellow Ohioans when I say that we had nothing to do with it. Didn't know anything about it. If we'd known, we'd have told the Universe not to do that. But we weren't consulted. /s
Good Morning Jeff… well my friend I’m reviewing your missive for today along with the rest of the news. First off, WTAF is this guy yammering about a football game that should not have any competition during that time slot? I mean WTF? Reminds me of the Chinese Cultural Revolution where the Dear Leader and the Party control every aspect of your life…🤮Next up Iran… Can anyone cite to all of us why, when we are “at war” according to Dear Leader, why would he lift sanctions against the stated enemy? Well folks, now you know how this grifter bankrupted casinos among other bankruptcies… And finally what progress have investigators made at Zorro Ranch? Why are documents being scrubbed by Bondi? Why is she withholding documents? Why is Todd Blanch, asst. AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald running interference for Bondi and Trump, why did he transfer Maxwell to a club type prison, why does she have a computer at her disposal, why she has pet, why she get food from the outside? Best to All Fellow Travelers….
I said that when it was revealed that Russia was giving Iran Intel to Iran and Trump found out and he still couldn't even condemn Putin. Instead he lifted sanctions on their oil. So the country that helps our enemy gets a bonus. Why isn't this a big deal?
rlritt,
1) Most people don’t know about it?
2) Everybody knows Trump cares about ordinary people who need cheap gas for their SUV’s and trucks? (sarcasm)
3) Putin has many fans in Republican circles?
Putin is the Chairman of the Rethuglican party.
When Putin and Trump are dead, all Trump's flunkies are going to be fighting each other to sell their insider stories for the biggest bucks. Then we'll find out how much, much worse it really was. If the actuarial tables are accurate, we have about 9-10 years to wait.
Exactly Fredo!
Epstein Epstein Epstein, Putin, Netanyahu, and especially Trump written all over them. These “distractions” are costing the future heirs of what will be the burning rubble of the United States, their futures.
Sociopaths lighting a match to every dollar we pay in taxes
They are all in and deep. Little Netanyahoo is part of the Epstien Cabal along with so many other who are stuffing Trumps pet projects with billions to try to make it go away. Trump has never had so much money from a pay to play scheme. Everything he gives he gets paid with lots of cash. From networks, film studios, Universities. You name it he's getting a piece. Remember many of the Repubicans both House and Senate are pay to play or they have to take their families into hiding. Wow what a country!
Macho weak man loves to schmooze
With those who have really paid their dues
He himself demurred
'Cuz he said he was bone spurred
He craves cheers but should only get boos
Love that Doc… A few of my comments on other platforms have drawn the scrutiny of MAGAs telling me I don’t know shit and to cease posting my opinions… But hey, it’s the MAGAS way… intimidate, confuse, entitled and condescending… oh… and never answer a direct question.
I've only encountered MAGA trolls a couple of times. I guess the Substacks I post on are fulla libtards, haha
Check out comment sections in newspapers. The MAGA trolls are often the first ones to post in the middle of the night. It's like they're in another time zone getting paid to do it.
Foreign bots
Or they are meth heads that are unable to think logically and never get much sleep… Meth is a hell of a drug…
They are ENRAGING! Self-righteous, angry, incapable of critical thinking (or thinking at all for that matter) and above all heartless and incapable of empathy or compassion. Unfortunately they are out in full force on my local social media sites and i live in an allegedly liberal area although surrounded by some red dots bc alas they're everywhere.
👏👏👏👏
"... always being in a position where the USA can ..." react to Iran getting a nuke. Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the USA is not the enforcer of that treaty? It clearly states that the U.N. is the enforcer of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, not the U.S. Another example of Trump's thinking, or lack of thinking, about what he is allowed to do by international law. Why has the UN not condemned this usurping of its prerogatives? Oh, that's right, the US will veto any such action. Right.
Did Greg Phillips lose his top
Or have a fugue state flop
Was it teleportation
Or a booze-filled conflation
Next time will it be an IHOP?
🥞 < 🧇 IMO
OMG Hl2thDoc, You're on a roll today with your Pulitzer prize worthy verses!
👏👏👏👏
Well, when has that not happened to everyone? When I was young, sometimes I'd be having a couple of drinks with a friend, and I'd wake up naked in a stranger's apartment. It means that maybe alcohol is not for you.
😂😂😂
Thank you for keeping us hilariously informed! Don’t know what we’d do without you, Jeff!
"What the fuck is wrong with you, America?" Good question, too.
Is there a Nobel Prize for the dumbest fuck in office on the planet?
Yes, there is, but it’s called The No Bell Prize.
Another week in paradise (I mean hell, but hey.) The AI-jacked Bobby Kennedy Jr. twinkie beatdown is what happens when state power is handed to 4Chan shitposters with security clearances. Our taxes now pay thirst traps for guys who list pre-workout”as a personality trait. Oh, and a million billion to bomb the fuck out of Iran in Operation EPSTEIN WHO?
And that ICE St. Patrick’s fascist-fart meme is Ellis Island cosplay for people who would’ve deported their own great-grandparents. Maybe they can deliver lectures about genetic heritage while spraying people with green tear gas. I always want to shout YOUR NAME IS ON YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL UNMASK, ASSHOLE.
Seriously, do they really think this will last forever? If they are counting on the End of Days scenario, is this how they really want to go out? Nobody will ever want to shake your hand ever again. Have fun at the PTA meetings, too.
Operation EPSTEIN WHO is 🎯🎯🎯
It’s time to start chanting EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN again.