Why is he so embroiled in football when he's running a fucking war? And badly, too. Let me go on record as asking, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" This is when we throw back our heads and laugh.
Why would ANY head of state agree to sit in that oval bordello (as Jeff calls it)? So they can be insulted and joked about? I guess the head of state that picked the short straw that day? Brutal!!
I continue to envision a multi-way zoom call between all of these heads of State deciding exactly whose turn it is to deal with the fucking moron on a specific day, while the others encourage him or her with an 'attaboy' (or girl) along with repetitions of 'it can't be much longer before we're rid of this abusive imbecile...we just have to hang in there'!
He was born into the mob, the Genovese and Gambino families, he’s been protected his whole life. Unfortunately it’s hard to imagine congress growing a spine, we know SCOTUS never will touch him. It’s up to we the serfs to demand sending him off to an oubliette Elizabeth.
Patrick - he really wasn't 'born into' either of those Italian mob families. While I'm sure his father did his share of dirty dealings with low-level mobsters, donny came up with his own envy of John Gotti especially - because Gotti was SO beloved by his neighbourhood people. While Gotti was a killer, he still did charitable things FOR those around him and they didn't care where the money came from, just that they were being helped. Paul Castellano was the previous 'head' Gotti killed by himself & Sammy 'the bull' Gravano(sp?) - after he assumed control he had his boys do his dirty work. He made the front pages of ALL of NY's tabloids pushing donnydemento out of the news where he thought he deserved to stay. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? He already had trafficked with them for cheap and crappy cement for whatever buildings he had built (he never actually BUILT anything himself - only took contracts for others to do so- functioning as the supposed money man - all while he was only borrowing money from banks. In fact he never worked a day in his life. The mob guys liked that while he liked their 'style' but they never respected or accepted him, knowing he thought he was an 'elite' (NY Society also ignored him, refusing to consider his low-class bad manners suitable to join their ranks.) THAT made him furious. He still imagines he's 'royalty' simply because his daddy gave him millions, ergo all the gold schlock which isn't truly gold. Probably spray-painted, just as he is. He didn't even rate being a threat to the mob. IF he had been, they'd have taken him out a long time ago. They knew he was merely a wanna-be, a grifter who thought Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro were 'real made guys'. It's all a magical mystery movie playing in his head. Even worse was Robert speaking out so forcefully against him. Made him even crazier than he already is, lol.
Plenty of FBI-criminal investigations into Trump family members went without prosecution … however money-laundering for East Coast crime families through several businesses and shell companies were on FBI radar, yet money prohibited many investigations that were closed. Since you mentioned Pauley C., do you have any Idea where Trump bought his Atlantic City property? It’s been a well known mob joke for years!
The Concrete Cartel / Construction Club and Trump Tower might give you some insight into Trump and the Genovese family Elizabeth. Casinos business is mob set up and money laundering is the game. Trump Tower is a money laundering operation for Russian oligarchs…that’s been a well known fact. Simeon Mogilivech connects Russia to Robert Maxwell, since Maxwell brought him into Israel. There’s much that AI won’t tell you, but former FBI agents and LB are great sources.
Didn't leave anything out today. Talk about jam packed. It was all good (or not, depending how you look at it), but I think Sporky chiming in from outer space was my favorite.
It’s hard to believe that the war between those two Trump morons online is real. It’s like reading about a fight between two kids in elementary school only with less intelligence. When will this nightmare end!?
Sorry about your COPD and Emphysema. And that is the good news. The bad news is that respiratory drugs just skyrocketed in price. Mine is now $200.00/mo. I guess we can just wheeze our way through life.
You are right about that. My husband has that same condition and we use Good RX as many times it really helps.We have found that it beats all those other drug coupon type on TV.
When I unexpectedly fainted, the ER did a great workup and found I was dehydrated. But also found out I had a clot in one lung and a small malignant tumor in the other one (neither related to the fainting). Both issues turned out fine; cancer was removed easily, and no follow-up treatment was needed. I'm 9 years cancer-free! But I've decided I should probably faint (or pretend to) periodically, just to get a great workup at my local Kaiser ER!
Thing about the COPD & EMPHYSEMA is. I never smoked cigarettes, but I worked in bars. restaurants & Cabarets
( before the ban ) that were heavy with smoke, & have been a pot smoker .As a child I was constantly getting Bronchitis from my fathers excessive cigarette smoking.
Bone pain responds better with ibuprofen. My best friend worked in hospice and had a guy with bone cancer and he used it because narcotics did nothing but cause constipation and drowsiness. Give it a try
OMG Kristy! I SO hope you're not in that same level of pain!? Years ago my klutzy-as-fuck husband decided the trim on our about to be re-sided and trimmed house needed to be 'painted, just in case' (don't ask me, I've no clue). SO he set up a system (didn't have a long ladder back then) to reach the eaves. Slight digress here: my mother's move to Fla prompted her to give him an AWFUL old pretend-redwood table (it was fake, merely painted red). Two of the legs on the LONG side were eaten by termites about 6-8" up. He wanted to use it as a platform so instead of putting the now SHORT legs up against the lowest point of the house where the sand had all washed away -- no, he turned the LONG legs against the house so now the short legs are even HIGHER off the ground. I had just come outside to witness this and tried desperately to stop the disaster about to occur. His single concession to my offer to help turn the table (after his screaming that he knew what he was doing) ...was to stack cut bits and pieces of 2x4's under each of these short crumbling legs in order to level the table. ON top of which he put his 6 foot metal ladder, ON top of which HE climbed carrying a gallon of dark brown paint (to match the coming aluminum trim) with a brush held in his teeth until he got up to the tippy-top step (the one no one is EVER supposed to use). I throw my hands in the air, went back inside to lie down since I had a horrible migraine that day. The two small kids next door (children of the crazy neighbour who hadn't yet reached her full nuttiness and was only too happy to foist her kids onto us) had come to watch while modeling their Halloween costumes. No air conditioning at the time so the windows were open and all was quiet. I was awakened by the small boy calling me: 'scotty, he fell'. I ignored him thinking, ok, he tripped and fell - he's young and healthy and you know how kids react. Then a louder SCOTTY - he, FELL so now I DO have to get up, stagger to the window to witness 2 kids drenched in dark brown EXTERIOR paint while behind them lay my husband with one leg bent upwards at the knee (as if relaxed) but unmoving. I did notice a large stone about a quarter inch from his head. I rushed outside (still not adequately dressed) to hear him groaning slightly - but his wrist/hand look 'weird' and he's unmoving. Knocked out, lying in a puddle of paint. I tell the kids to please run and tell their mother to call an ambulance - rush inside to grab MY jeans to throw on (no one else is around to witness me changing and I didn't want to risk leaving him ) - by the time the ambulance and police show up he's awake but they have no idea how to get him from our steep backyard all the way to the front of our even hillier driveway and street. Took a lot of figuring out. Turns out that when he reached up to paint, this house of cards began to fall - he went one way, the ladder another, the table another and it all came crashing down. He's 6'2" and was standing on his TIPTOES so broke his ribs on the edge of either the table or ladder. Utterly nuts so even the police officers were half laughing when they told him: 'that was pretty stupid'. He was STILL trying to argue that he'd bolstered the legs by leveling them with 2x4's. It never occurred to him that listening to me and simply turning the table with the short legs uphill 'might' have prevented this disastrous fall. He had 6 fractures over 5 ribs plus a shattered wrist which required major surgery, months of therapy and a long leave of absence from work since no 'strap-hanging' allowed OR driving. By the way, after a lifetime of smoking (he no longer smokes) he too was diagnosed with 'a touch of COPD' (no such thing) but he's managed fine with it for at least 20 years now. We both feel the same way about Oxycodone and Hydrocodone but what works for me (and him occasionally) is tylenol with codeine which I use sparingly for the worst of my back and neck pain. We grew up on codeine in Scotland - for some reason it's always worked for me. I SO HOPE you heal quickly and well.
My Mother always had Empirin with codeine on hand in our house. If we were sick with anything, we got a dose of codeine. We were rarely sick, so I guess, that's good. My sisters and I as teens and adults never touch/touched anything stronger than aspirin, except for my liking white cross in college.
I'd CLEAN forgotten the name 'Empirin', Nora. Thank you! I've never touched anything other than what was prescribed to me (luckily, since most pain doctors now cast a disbelieving eye on us pain patients, but they DO seem to recognize the truth when they hear it). I'm also very fortunate in not having 'an addictive personality' as they deem it. Hubby is the opposite - could addict to anything (which is why I keep MY meds safely with me at all times - and in places he wouldn't look, not that I think he would but he HAS asked occasionally if I'd allow him a tylenol with codeine for his pain. I usually then talk him through the pain level at which point he realizes he doesn't need a 'not-prescribed for him' med, especially on top of all the other 'stuff' he's on; HBP meds, blood thinner, all kinds of things related to his Agent Orange exposure, Neurontin, etc. Isn't worth the risk.
Geez, I haven't heard that mentioned in years! We always had that stuff, too. It always - ALWAYS - made me throw up. To this day, I can't take codeine.
My doctor has tried me on Tramadol which supposedly worked on brain receptors but does nothing for me. My husband uses it (real name Ultram). Another reason I won't give him anything else. The Dr. said if I took it regularly (several times a day, perhaps it would work?) I tried taking it twice in one day and it made me sick. Codeine works for me - likely because it IS something we grew up with, albeit in lower doses but it 'gentles' my pain levels a bit. That's all I need. My lovely neighbour drove me to the pharmacy last time hubby was hospitalized and it was time for my needed renewal. Now this guy is a STICKLER about not renewing pain meds even a half hour 'early' and gives one the 3rd degree. I'd come prepared. His store is closed on Sundays so my lovely doctor (who is kind, patient and knows me very well - considers me 'family') had called it in for Saturday and explained why! I HAD to pick them up on the Saturday since I wouldn't have enough for Sunday night (the only time I take them unless I'm in absolute agony). I brought my bottle with me WITH Saturday's pills inside to show that I wasn't 'overdosing' or whatever the fuck he might be imagining. Naturally, he began giving me grief - this while I was in the throes of a migraine and had to get to the hospital) so I took out the bottle and practically shoved it into his hands telling him to feel free to check (nearly yelling at this point I'd gotten so fed up with his game-playing). Fwiw, he doesn't do this to my husband with all of HIS way too strong meds (he's like a zombie on Gabapentin (neurontin), yet I'm the one who has never escalated my pain meds. He actually opened the bottle to check even though they were visible through the transparent bottle, the fuck. THEN grudgingly backed off. Since then he's been a wee bit better. Some years back that store was robbed by a boyfriend/girlfriend 'team' who went there to steal pain meds...shooting and murdering at least a couple of people inside. They nearly closed but because of people like us who chose to add them to our insurer's list of 'preferred' pharmacies, they're still in business. I assumed they wouldn't carry pain meds any longer and I'd have to go elsewhere for those - but he orders them in for me yet just HAS to be a nasty twit when he does. I've suggested several times that I can easily switch to another pharmacy if he prefers. They do NOT cost a lot so I've no idea why he didn't agree?
Jan: WHEN I recount this story to people who are either just meeting us for the first time or haven't heard it before, of course I have to act out the entire house of cards falling thingie - and he looks properly abashed all while everyone's peeing from laughing so hard. NOW he has one of those lockable extension ladders. NOW he has someone else do all of the painting and climbing on the roof to hang lights, clean the gutters, do anything, so who needs this ladder? I told our newer neighbours about this and they were laughing so hard because now he comes across as this fairly quiet, kind of grumpy older man. Hard to believe he was once this young guy determined to 'do it MY way' while nearly killing himself in the process. However, HE got lucky - HE didn't break his back OR his head. Luckily he was out cold because he could have cracked his head open on a huge angled stone. He came 'thisclose'. Kristy's story brought it all back and I canNOT imagine breaking one's back falling off a ladder then lying there helpless. Shudder!
Their about to do " inspections " on the homes in the manufactured homes in the park where I live. I was about to paint over a stain above the sliding glass door to my patio. So, it could have been worse. I suppose.
My wife put up an extension ladder she’s Irish, supported by a piece of concrete 30” tall, in other words nothing. Broken, no shattered arm the big upper bone. 5 screws not counting the loose screws in her head still there. It could have gone either way I mean dead or ER. All alone she had to be bc I wouldn’t allow it and it was a nest of hornets. There is no cure for COPD.
we don't pick on typos here - ON pain meds or not. No worries. PLEASE feel better - I'm concerned about your back pain. Fwiw, oxycodone doesn't even make me loopy at all. Sigh. Wish SOMETHING did, lol. Get REST but also therapy as soon as they say you can. Hugs!
Last time I ended up at Mayo( I’ve been there too many times in my life)&… broken back in 3 places all thee ribs on my left side, which punctured my spleen, a couple fractures on my arm as well. Fentanyl or Morphine took care of the pain while hospitalized… a healthy dose of hash oil was my choice at home.
Get some storm gummy’s, and stay off ladders, as I’ve learned from experience…
Thanks ! Lumbar disc fracture, unbelievably painful. My mother broke her back the same way at about the dame age, from falling off a ladder when painting on the patio of our old house.
Good Lord, what a load of crap. They’re all working hard to prove they are pea-brained idiots. It’s embarrassing to be an American. (Sung to the tune…)
And he's at a loss right now because when he didn't get his way, he would go to mom or dad and they would tell the other kids they have to play with him, just to shut him up. Now the only person willing to help him fix his mess is Putin.
The guy who teleported to the Waffle House--did he mention how he got back? I can't imagine he walked. Did he call his wife or a friend to come get him? Because I'd like to talk to them.
Teleportation only works one way until Scotty enters the Jeffries Tube and reverses the phasing, per Mr. Spock's suggestion. So Greggy had to Uber home
Can we get the video of that sequence.....I'm sure his kids could whip up a video like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when the tornado struck.......this people are out of their fucking minds.
It is incredibly unbelievable that idiots are in command of our country…so fucking stupid and wasting tax money on memes that make them look tough….(barf). Cannot stand Megyn Kelly…as gross as Guilfoyle……! C’mon journalists…win Jeff’s prize for cripes sake!!!
With Ellison's personal Gollum, Bari Weiss, destroying CBS, there are innumerable top journalists who could as a group ask "What the Fuck is Wrong with You?" Not just of the vomit-faced Orc in the WH but of this entire demented country.
You’re right Susan—to a man and to a woman they’re just disgusting human beings.
They are best off by cashing in their chips now, reincarnate, start over and try again to be decent human beings cause it ain’t happening this lifetime.
Good Morning Jeff… well my friend I’m reviewing your missive for today along with the rest of the news. First off, WTAF is this guy yammering about a football game that should not have any competition during that time slot? I mean WTF? Reminds me of the Chinese Cultural Revolution where the Dear Leader and the Party control every aspect of your life…🤮Next up Iran… Can anyone cite to all of us why, when we are “at war” according to Dear Leader, why would he lift sanctions against the stated enemy? Well folks, now you know how this grifter bankrupted casinos among other bankruptcies… And finally what progress have investigators made at Zorro Ranch? Why are documents being scrubbed by Bondi? Why is she withholding documents? Why is Todd Blanch, asst. AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald running interference for Bondi and Trump, why did he transfer Maxwell to a club type prison, why does she have a computer at her disposal, why she has pet, why she get food from the outside? Best to All Fellow Travelers….
I said that when it was revealed that Russia was giving Iran Intel to Iran and Trump found out and he still couldn't even condemn Putin. Instead he lifted sanctions on their oil. So the country that helps our enemy gets a bonus. Why isn't this a big deal?
When Putin and Trump are dead, all Trump's flunkies are going to be fighting each other to sell their insider stories for the biggest bucks. Then we'll find out how much, much worse it really was. If the actuarial tables are accurate, we have about 9-10 years to wait.
For the last ten plus years I have been saying that whatever bad thing you think T💩p is guilty of multiply it by a factor of ten to get closer to the truth.
"I have known some very bad people but none as bad as T💩p. Not one decent cell in his body." Jeffrey Epstein
Epstein Epstein Epstein, Putin, Netanyahu, and especially Trump written all over them. These “distractions” are costing the future heirs of what will be the burning rubble of the United States, their futures.
Sociopaths lighting a match to every dollar we pay in taxes
They are all in and deep. Little Netanyahoo is part of the Epstien Cabal along with so many other who are stuffing Trumps pet projects with billions to try to make it go away. Trump has never had so much money from a pay to play scheme. Everything he gives he gets paid with lots of cash. From networks, film studios, Universities. You name it he's getting a piece. Remember many of the Repubicans both House and Senate are pay to play or they have to take their families into hiding. Wow what a country!
Love that Doc… A few of my comments on other platforms have drawn the scrutiny of MAGAs telling me I don’t know shit and to cease posting my opinions… But hey, it’s the MAGAS way… intimidate, confuse, entitled and condescending… oh… and never answer a direct question.
Check out comment sections in newspapers. The MAGA trolls are often the first ones to post in the middle of the night. It's like they're in another time zone getting paid to do it.
Yes, just in the last few weeks I have experienced some pretty vile language. It seemed to pick up and then it has calmed down a bit. Bot or Magat boob, both irritating and dumb as hell. Maybe it is 'John Barron'. Not getting enough action over on Truth Social, I guess.
They are ENRAGING! Self-righteous, angry, incapable of critical thinking (or thinking at all for that matter) and above all heartless and incapable of empathy or compassion. Unfortunately they are out in full force on my local social media sites and i live in an allegedly liberal area although surrounded by some red dots bc alas they're everywhere.
I told Mrs Mild (when she asked the same question), I don’t want him dead, not at least until he’s been convicted of child r*pe, war crimes, and few other crimes, and spent time in prison.
I like the idea of justice, but considering the ongoing destruction, I'm in favor of whatever gets him out of office sooner. Vance may be evil, but he doesn't have the mandate that Trump has with 1/3 of our population, so he will be inherently weaker.
IF TRump ends up in prison, and that's a very big IF, he will just become a living martyr for the MAGAts. Death would put him out of our misery forever.
It would happen at any moment if just one of his up close and personal guards took one for the team or maybe a little something, something in his food prep...just sayin
I think I can speak for all my fellow Ohioans when I say that we had nothing to do with it. Didn't know anything about it. If we'd known, we'd have told the Universe not to do that. But we weren't consulted. /s
"... always being in a position where the USA can ..." react to Iran getting a nuke. Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the USA is not the enforcer of that treaty? It clearly states that the U.N. is the enforcer of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, not the U.S. Another example of Trump's thinking, or lack of thinking, about what he is allowed to do by international law. Why has the UN not condemned this usurping of its prerogatives? Oh, that's right, the US will veto any such action. Right.
Well, when has that not happened to everyone? When I was young, sometimes I'd be having a couple of drinks with a friend, and I'd wake up naked in a stranger's apartment. It means that maybe alcohol is not for you.
Another week in paradise (I mean hell, but hey.) The AI-jacked Bobby Kennedy Jr. twinkie beatdown is what happens when state power is handed to 4Chan shitposters with security clearances. Our taxes now pay thirst traps for guys who list pre-workout”as a personality trait. Oh, and a million billion to bomb the fuck out of Iran in Operation EPSTEIN WHO?
And that ICE St. Patrick’s fascist-fart meme is Ellis Island cosplay for people who would’ve deported their own great-grandparents. Maybe they can deliver lectures about genetic heritage while spraying people with green tear gas. I always want to shout YOUR NAME IS ON YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL UNMASK, ASSHOLE.
Seriously, do they really think this will last forever? If they are counting on the End of Days scenario, is this how they really want to go out? Nobody will ever want to shake your hand ever again. Have fun at the PTA meetings, too.
ICE is always getting paychecks. They are fully funded through 2027. They have a bigger budget than all all other federal law‑enforcement agencies combined. That's why Shitpants McDementia wants to send them to airports to replace TSA.
Right after all the worse of the bullshit in Minneapolis, it was ALL over the internet that they'd yet to be paid, or get their sign-on bonus....& that many were quitting for that reason.
*finishes a Week In Stupid post before 11am*
*runs around the house, punching my fist in the air*
Looks like the Pearl Harbor line had some stiff competition yesterday for stupidest thing he said.
it occurs to me that I can now forgive myself for the worst, dumbest things I've ever done at any time or in any place . . .
because the booby prize is forever out of my reach
Why is he so embroiled in football when he's running a fucking war? And badly, too. Let me go on record as asking, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" This is when we throw back our heads and laugh.
🏆 Jan, you did it!
Jeff (and others) could fill the internet with stupidest things he said.
Everytime you think he can't get worse-
"Hold my beer"
...but wait there's more!
Why would ANY head of state agree to sit in that oval bordello (as Jeff calls it)? So they can be insulted and joked about? I guess the head of state that picked the short straw that day? Brutal!!
I continue to envision a multi-way zoom call between all of these heads of State deciding exactly whose turn it is to deal with the fucking moron on a specific day, while the others encourage him or her with an 'attaboy' (or girl) along with repetitions of 'it can't be much longer before we're rid of this abusive imbecile...we just have to hang in there'!
They also remind the sucker who is next in line to wear sunglasses in the Oval Office so as not to be blinded by all the gold shlock on the walls.
He was born into the mob, the Genovese and Gambino families, he’s been protected his whole life. Unfortunately it’s hard to imagine congress growing a spine, we know SCOTUS never will touch him. It’s up to we the serfs to demand sending him off to an oubliette Elizabeth.
Patrick - he really wasn't 'born into' either of those Italian mob families. While I'm sure his father did his share of dirty dealings with low-level mobsters, donny came up with his own envy of John Gotti especially - because Gotti was SO beloved by his neighbourhood people. While Gotti was a killer, he still did charitable things FOR those around him and they didn't care where the money came from, just that they were being helped. Paul Castellano was the previous 'head' Gotti killed by himself & Sammy 'the bull' Gravano(sp?) - after he assumed control he had his boys do his dirty work. He made the front pages of ALL of NY's tabloids pushing donnydemento out of the news where he thought he deserved to stay. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? He already had trafficked with them for cheap and crappy cement for whatever buildings he had built (he never actually BUILT anything himself - only took contracts for others to do so- functioning as the supposed money man - all while he was only borrowing money from banks. In fact he never worked a day in his life. The mob guys liked that while he liked their 'style' but they never respected or accepted him, knowing he thought he was an 'elite' (NY Society also ignored him, refusing to consider his low-class bad manners suitable to join their ranks.) THAT made him furious. He still imagines he's 'royalty' simply because his daddy gave him millions, ergo all the gold schlock which isn't truly gold. Probably spray-painted, just as he is. He didn't even rate being a threat to the mob. IF he had been, they'd have taken him out a long time ago. They knew he was merely a wanna-be, a grifter who thought Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro were 'real made guys'. It's all a magical mystery movie playing in his head. Even worse was Robert speaking out so forcefully against him. Made him even crazier than he already is, lol.
Plenty of FBI-criminal investigations into Trump family members went without prosecution … however money-laundering for East Coast crime families through several businesses and shell companies were on FBI radar, yet money prohibited many investigations that were closed. Since you mentioned Pauley C., do you have any Idea where Trump bought his Atlantic City property? It’s been a well known mob joke for years!
The Concrete Cartel / Construction Club and Trump Tower might give you some insight into Trump and the Genovese family Elizabeth. Casinos business is mob set up and money laundering is the game. Trump Tower is a money laundering operation for Russian oligarchs…that’s been a well known fact. Simeon Mogilivech connects Russia to Robert Maxwell, since Maxwell brought him into Israel. There’s much that AI won’t tell you, but former FBI agents and LB are great sources.
Impressive. Especially when there was so much to choose from!
Every week. Maverick in Top Gun would call this a target-rich environment
😆
Keep your shirt on! hahahah
Now that's funny shit, Jeff! 😂
You know, there’s so much going on…we wouldn’t mind if you felt like writing more. You know, just to keep busy…if you want 🤷♀️😁
Didn't leave anything out today. Talk about jam packed. It was all good (or not, depending how you look at it), but I think Sporky chiming in from outer space was my favorite.
In the Shameless Self Promotion category, I prefer the Junior meme I did, sans AI, for my own tribute: https://stephenschiff.substack.com/p/rfk-junior
RFK Jr. fights children with measles!
Great one, Jeff!
It’s hard to believe that the war between those two Trump morons online is real. It’s like reading about a fight between two kids in elementary school only with less intelligence. When will this nightmare end!?
Long after we're gone I'm afraid Susan.
Shit
There was an awful lot of stupid to choose from this week so that probably made your job easier and quicker to complete to your great satisfaction. 😜
Woot Woot! :-D
The WINNER!!!
😂😂😂
By "runs around the house, punching fist in the air", Jeff means "walks to the refrigerator, reaches past the orange juice, grabs a beer". ;)
(It always feels to get something done faster than you thought you would.)
CNN was right to say that they had never seen a poll like Trump's 100 percent poll. Completely right because that pull does not exist....
I kinda want a Twinkie now.
Yikes , I need one of those Life Alerts, I fell off a step ladder & broke my back.
Yeow, I hope you recovered.
It’s not the fall that get’s you, it’s the abrupt stop at the end.
AGONIZED LAUGHING 😃
But the trip to the ER was worth it, found out I have COPD & Emphysema !
Oxycodone is a scam.
Sorry to make you laugh in agony. I suppose when COPD and Emphysema are good news, it must have been quite a fall.
wow . . . if you were still climbing ladders while you have COPD and Emphysema, then you are FIERCE, girlfriend!
now that you know about these, hope there are meds & therapies to fix what they can, treat symptoms and limit any progression.
sarcasm is your gift!
Sorry about your COPD and Emphysema. And that is the good news. The bad news is that respiratory drugs just skyrocketed in price. Mine is now $200.00/mo. I guess we can just wheeze our way through life.
You are right about that. My husband has that same condition and we use Good RX as many times it really helps.We have found that it beats all those other drug coupon type on TV.
When I unexpectedly fainted, the ER did a great workup and found I was dehydrated. But also found out I had a clot in one lung and a small malignant tumor in the other one (neither related to the fainting). Both issues turned out fine; cancer was removed easily, and no follow-up treatment was needed. I'm 9 years cancer-free! But I've decided I should probably faint (or pretend to) periodically, just to get a great workup at my local Kaiser ER!
Thing about the COPD & EMPHYSEMA is. I never smoked cigarettes, but I worked in bars. restaurants & Cabarets
( before the ban ) that were heavy with smoke, & have been a pot smoker .As a child I was constantly getting Bronchitis from my fathers excessive cigarette smoking.
Bone pain responds better with ibuprofen. My best friend worked in hospice and had a guy with bone cancer and he used it because narcotics did nothing but cause constipation and drowsiness. Give it a try
I am, right away, thanks Teri !
Oxcy absolutely sucks for pain, I always tell the surgeon don’t even bother.
😂😂😂No doubt!!
OMG Kristy! I SO hope you're not in that same level of pain!? Years ago my klutzy-as-fuck husband decided the trim on our about to be re-sided and trimmed house needed to be 'painted, just in case' (don't ask me, I've no clue). SO he set up a system (didn't have a long ladder back then) to reach the eaves. Slight digress here: my mother's move to Fla prompted her to give him an AWFUL old pretend-redwood table (it was fake, merely painted red). Two of the legs on the LONG side were eaten by termites about 6-8" up. He wanted to use it as a platform so instead of putting the now SHORT legs up against the lowest point of the house where the sand had all washed away -- no, he turned the LONG legs against the house so now the short legs are even HIGHER off the ground. I had just come outside to witness this and tried desperately to stop the disaster about to occur. His single concession to my offer to help turn the table (after his screaming that he knew what he was doing) ...was to stack cut bits and pieces of 2x4's under each of these short crumbling legs in order to level the table. ON top of which he put his 6 foot metal ladder, ON top of which HE climbed carrying a gallon of dark brown paint (to match the coming aluminum trim) with a brush held in his teeth until he got up to the tippy-top step (the one no one is EVER supposed to use). I throw my hands in the air, went back inside to lie down since I had a horrible migraine that day. The two small kids next door (children of the crazy neighbour who hadn't yet reached her full nuttiness and was only too happy to foist her kids onto us) had come to watch while modeling their Halloween costumes. No air conditioning at the time so the windows were open and all was quiet. I was awakened by the small boy calling me: 'scotty, he fell'. I ignored him thinking, ok, he tripped and fell - he's young and healthy and you know how kids react. Then a louder SCOTTY - he, FELL so now I DO have to get up, stagger to the window to witness 2 kids drenched in dark brown EXTERIOR paint while behind them lay my husband with one leg bent upwards at the knee (as if relaxed) but unmoving. I did notice a large stone about a quarter inch from his head. I rushed outside (still not adequately dressed) to hear him groaning slightly - but his wrist/hand look 'weird' and he's unmoving. Knocked out, lying in a puddle of paint. I tell the kids to please run and tell their mother to call an ambulance - rush inside to grab MY jeans to throw on (no one else is around to witness me changing and I didn't want to risk leaving him ) - by the time the ambulance and police show up he's awake but they have no idea how to get him from our steep backyard all the way to the front of our even hillier driveway and street. Took a lot of figuring out. Turns out that when he reached up to paint, this house of cards began to fall - he went one way, the ladder another, the table another and it all came crashing down. He's 6'2" and was standing on his TIPTOES so broke his ribs on the edge of either the table or ladder. Utterly nuts so even the police officers were half laughing when they told him: 'that was pretty stupid'. He was STILL trying to argue that he'd bolstered the legs by leveling them with 2x4's. It never occurred to him that listening to me and simply turning the table with the short legs uphill 'might' have prevented this disastrous fall. He had 6 fractures over 5 ribs plus a shattered wrist which required major surgery, months of therapy and a long leave of absence from work since no 'strap-hanging' allowed OR driving. By the way, after a lifetime of smoking (he no longer smokes) he too was diagnosed with 'a touch of COPD' (no such thing) but he's managed fine with it for at least 20 years now. We both feel the same way about Oxycodone and Hydrocodone but what works for me (and him occasionally) is tylenol with codeine which I use sparingly for the worst of my back and neck pain. We grew up on codeine in Scotland - for some reason it's always worked for me. I SO HOPE you heal quickly and well.
My Mother always had Empirin with codeine on hand in our house. If we were sick with anything, we got a dose of codeine. We were rarely sick, so I guess, that's good. My sisters and I as teens and adults never touch/touched anything stronger than aspirin, except for my liking white cross in college.
I'd CLEAN forgotten the name 'Empirin', Nora. Thank you! I've never touched anything other than what was prescribed to me (luckily, since most pain doctors now cast a disbelieving eye on us pain patients, but they DO seem to recognize the truth when they hear it). I'm also very fortunate in not having 'an addictive personality' as they deem it. Hubby is the opposite - could addict to anything (which is why I keep MY meds safely with me at all times - and in places he wouldn't look, not that I think he would but he HAS asked occasionally if I'd allow him a tylenol with codeine for his pain. I usually then talk him through the pain level at which point he realizes he doesn't need a 'not-prescribed for him' med, especially on top of all the other 'stuff' he's on; HBP meds, blood thinner, all kinds of things related to his Agent Orange exposure, Neurontin, etc. Isn't worth the risk.
Geez, I haven't heard that mentioned in years! We always had that stuff, too. It always - ALWAYS - made me throw up. To this day, I can't take codeine.
My doctor has tried me on Tramadol which supposedly worked on brain receptors but does nothing for me. My husband uses it (real name Ultram). Another reason I won't give him anything else. The Dr. said if I took it regularly (several times a day, perhaps it would work?) I tried taking it twice in one day and it made me sick. Codeine works for me - likely because it IS something we grew up with, albeit in lower doses but it 'gentles' my pain levels a bit. That's all I need. My lovely neighbour drove me to the pharmacy last time hubby was hospitalized and it was time for my needed renewal. Now this guy is a STICKLER about not renewing pain meds even a half hour 'early' and gives one the 3rd degree. I'd come prepared. His store is closed on Sundays so my lovely doctor (who is kind, patient and knows me very well - considers me 'family') had called it in for Saturday and explained why! I HAD to pick them up on the Saturday since I wouldn't have enough for Sunday night (the only time I take them unless I'm in absolute agony). I brought my bottle with me WITH Saturday's pills inside to show that I wasn't 'overdosing' or whatever the fuck he might be imagining. Naturally, he began giving me grief - this while I was in the throes of a migraine and had to get to the hospital) so I took out the bottle and practically shoved it into his hands telling him to feel free to check (nearly yelling at this point I'd gotten so fed up with his game-playing). Fwiw, he doesn't do this to my husband with all of HIS way too strong meds (he's like a zombie on Gabapentin (neurontin), yet I'm the one who has never escalated my pain meds. He actually opened the bottle to check even though they were visible through the transparent bottle, the fuck. THEN grudgingly backed off. Since then he's been a wee bit better. Some years back that store was robbed by a boyfriend/girlfriend 'team' who went there to steal pain meds...shooting and murdering at least a couple of people inside. They nearly closed but because of people like us who chose to add them to our insurer's list of 'preferred' pharmacies, they're still in business. I assumed they wouldn't carry pain meds any longer and I'd have to go elsewhere for those - but he orders them in for me yet just HAS to be a nasty twit when he does. I've suggested several times that I can easily switch to another pharmacy if he prefers. They do NOT cost a lot so I've no idea why he didn't agree?
Jeepers!
🤣🤣🤣 Sooo sorry, Elizabeth.
Jan: WHEN I recount this story to people who are either just meeting us for the first time or haven't heard it before, of course I have to act out the entire house of cards falling thingie - and he looks properly abashed all while everyone's peeing from laughing so hard. NOW he has one of those lockable extension ladders. NOW he has someone else do all of the painting and climbing on the roof to hang lights, clean the gutters, do anything, so who needs this ladder? I told our newer neighbours about this and they were laughing so hard because now he comes across as this fairly quiet, kind of grumpy older man. Hard to believe he was once this young guy determined to 'do it MY way' while nearly killing himself in the process. However, HE got lucky - HE didn't break his back OR his head. Luckily he was out cold because he could have cracked his head open on a huge angled stone. He came 'thisclose'. Kristy's story brought it all back and I canNOT imagine breaking one's back falling off a ladder then lying there helpless. Shudder!
That one is pretty ez he’s a moron.
Yikes Kristy, I’ve managed a couple 2-3 times…never on a stepladder you’re not hanging curtain rods again I hope?
Their about to do " inspections " on the homes in the manufactured homes in the park where I live. I was about to paint over a stain above the sliding glass door to my patio. So, it could have been worse. I suppose.
THEY'RE. I just woke up, & am on OXYCODONE, 😵💫
My wife put up an extension ladder she’s Irish, supported by a piece of concrete 30” tall, in other words nothing. Broken, no shattered arm the big upper bone. 5 screws not counting the loose screws in her head still there. It could have gone either way I mean dead or ER. All alone she had to be bc I wouldn’t allow it and it was a nest of hornets. There is no cure for COPD.
we don't pick on typos here - ON pain meds or not. No worries. PLEASE feel better - I'm concerned about your back pain. Fwiw, oxycodone doesn't even make me loopy at all. Sigh. Wish SOMETHING did, lol. Get REST but also therapy as soon as they say you can. Hugs!
Last time I ended up at Mayo( I’ve been there too many times in my life)&… broken back in 3 places all thee ribs on my left side, which punctured my spleen, a couple fractures on my arm as well. Fentanyl or Morphine took care of the pain while hospitalized… a healthy dose of hash oil was my choice at home.
Get some storm gummy’s, and stay off ladders, as I’ve learned from experience…
Ai yai yai ! I'm having a friend het me some edibles, good idea. Ladders & motorcycles, make a lot of moolah for
Orthopedists. Hash oil huh ? I like hash but smoking anything now is just a memory.
Oh. No. So sorry.
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Oh no! I hope you’re okay!
I am so sorry Kristy. I hope you are healing well.❤️
Thanks ! Lumbar disc fracture, unbelievably painful. My mother broke her back the same way at about the dame age, from falling off a ladder when painting on the patio of our old house.
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Oh my goodness it is like being ruled by the stupidest, meanest 6-year old in a kindergarten full of stupid and mean kids. What a country!
That's pretty much what I was thinking, only back then, we ignored those kids and made them look like fools...
He is pretty good at making himself look like a fool. No help needed.
Good Lord, what a load of crap. They’re all working hard to prove they are pea-brained idiots. It’s embarrassing to be an American. (Sung to the tune…)
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In a nutshell Seth … the crux of the problem.
Where’s a banana peel when you need it?
And he's at a loss right now because when he didn't get his way, he would go to mom or dad and they would tell the other kids they have to play with him, just to shut him up. Now the only person willing to help him fix his mess is Putin.
Not only did he also lift Russian oil sanctions, but aren't they also giving intel to Iran?
It's like they took all the worst case scenarios and ran with them.
Yes, Putie is playing on both sides. Donny thinks they are besties, while Russia feeds US location information to Iran.
Putin has Trump by the balls . . . the only help he'll ever provide is a quid pro quo where he momentarily saves Donnie's ass
and then puts them in a vise and holds that over him until next time
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And, Laura Loomer.
Even six year olds would be smarter. I'd say 3-year-olds, runny-nosed, mean, completely uncontrolled unsupervised dirty-diapered 3 year olds
Very apt
The guy who teleported to the Waffle House--did he mention how he got back? I can't imagine he walked. Did he call his wife or a friend to come get him? Because I'd like to talk to them.
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. Like, how does this guy manage to utter the words “Waffle House” 8 times within a few sentences?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
Maybe he's getting paid to endorse Waffle House
That seems to be the most plausible explanation.
Teleportation only works one way until Scotty enters the Jeffries Tube and reverses the phasing, per Mr. Spock's suggestion. So Greggy had to Uber home
Can we get the video of that sequence.....I'm sure his kids could whip up a video like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when the tornado struck.......this people are out of their fucking minds.
My doctor told me some of his ambien patients do that.
Easy, he was teleported in his car.
As soon as I saw the story in the Guardian I was wondering if it was going to turn up here :)
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Was he out with Hegseth that night?
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the loonies are running this country! Help us / help us / help us !!!!!
I noticed the Navy guys were sneaking “can you believe what that demented asshole is saying?” looks at each other.
Imagine being there with them. Are they expected to show respect for this fool?
It is incredibly unbelievable that idiots are in command of our country…so fucking stupid and wasting tax money on memes that make them look tough….(barf). Cannot stand Megyn Kelly…as gross as Guilfoyle……! C’mon journalists…win Jeff’s prize for cripes sake!!!
With Ellison's personal Gollum, Bari Weiss, destroying CBS, there are innumerable top journalists who could as a group ask "What the Fuck is Wrong with You?" Not just of the vomit-faced Orc in the WH but of this entire demented country.
I feel exactly the same way. Someone who was planning to leave their job. Please! Do the right thing! We are desperate!
exactly! what have you got to lose?
👍 I’m with you Tess!
Megyn Kelly...what a waste of oxygen. She and Levin sound like 2nd graders.... no, first graders.
And if I could be transported anywhere, a Waffle House wouldn't be my first choice 🤔
Rumors are flying that Tulsi is going to resign.... ooooh, spill the beans with Tucker!
All they do is lie. With every breath. It's exhausting and demoralizing.
My concern about Micropenis being used as an insult, it that all these idiots will start posting dick pics.
Maybe that's why Spork jumped into the fray so avidly, because showcasing dick pics are her specialty.
I prefer. MICRO PHALLUS, much classier.
As someone with no class, I prefer TeenyWeeniePeeny
Pencil Pud
I've been known to say that #Bumblefuck is HUNG LIKE A FETUS.
FOTF!!!
Or. Hung like a ghost .
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UGH
Oh God….🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly!
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Ewwww!!!
"And if I could be transported anywhere, a Waffle House wouldn't be my first choice". LOL!!!!!
You’re right Susan—to a man and to a woman they’re just disgusting human beings.
They are best off by cashing in their chips now, reincarnate, start over and try again to be decent human beings cause it ain’t happening this lifetime.
You think they'll make it to human being in next life. I don't. How about snake? lizard? fire ant?
Cockroaches
Dung beetles.
Even better.
I will NOT miss Tulsis phony " butch " voice
Absolutely….I cant find one nice thing to say about ANY of these people.
She sounds like a robot, a very self-important robot.
Exactly Susan, Of all the places one could be teleported to why would anyone in their right mind choose the Waffle House.
The both of them aren't fit for preschool. Transport him to White Castle.😂😂
Lol
No, first and second graders are much kinder.
Marvelous Mr. Measles has replaced Bobby Brainworms nickname for me. Hilarious. Thanks Jeff!
I laughed out loud at that, too!
Good Morning Jeff… well my friend I’m reviewing your missive for today along with the rest of the news. First off, WTAF is this guy yammering about a football game that should not have any competition during that time slot? I mean WTF? Reminds me of the Chinese Cultural Revolution where the Dear Leader and the Party control every aspect of your life…🤮Next up Iran… Can anyone cite to all of us why, when we are “at war” according to Dear Leader, why would he lift sanctions against the stated enemy? Well folks, now you know how this grifter bankrupted casinos among other bankruptcies… And finally what progress have investigators made at Zorro Ranch? Why are documents being scrubbed by Bondi? Why is she withholding documents? Why is Todd Blanch, asst. AG and former criminal defense attorney for Donald running interference for Bondi and Trump, why did he transfer Maxwell to a club type prison, why does she have a computer at her disposal, why she has pet, why she get food from the outside? Best to All Fellow Travelers….
I said that when it was revealed that Russia was giving Iran Intel to Iran and Trump found out and he still couldn't even condemn Putin. Instead he lifted sanctions on their oil. So the country that helps our enemy gets a bonus. Why isn't this a big deal?
rlritt,
1) Most people don’t know about it?
2) Everybody knows Trump cares about ordinary people who need cheap gas for their SUV’s and trucks? (sarcasm)
3) Putin has many fans in Republican circles?
Putin is the Chairman of the Rethuglican party.
When Putin and Trump are dead, all Trump's flunkies are going to be fighting each other to sell their insider stories for the biggest bucks. Then we'll find out how much, much worse it really was. If the actuarial tables are accurate, we have about 9-10 years to wait.
For the last ten plus years I have been saying that whatever bad thing you think T💩p is guilty of multiply it by a factor of ten to get closer to the truth.
"I have known some very bad people but none as bad as T💩p. Not one decent cell in his body." Jeffrey Epstein
Really. He looks pretty bad now. Isn't he 80?
Life expectancy is 89 at his age. That doesn't take into account his preexisting conditions, lifestyle, or the evil coursing through his veins.
He’s not only a TRAITOR
he’s a fucking stoooopid traitor!
Exactly Fredo!
Epstein Epstein Epstein, Putin, Netanyahu, and especially Trump written all over them. These “distractions” are costing the future heirs of what will be the burning rubble of the United States, their futures.
Sociopaths lighting a match to every dollar we pay in taxes
They are all in and deep. Little Netanyahoo is part of the Epstien Cabal along with so many other who are stuffing Trumps pet projects with billions to try to make it go away. Trump has never had so much money from a pay to play scheme. Everything he gives he gets paid with lots of cash. From networks, film studios, Universities. You name it he's getting a piece. Remember many of the Repubicans both House and Senate are pay to play or they have to take their families into hiding. Wow what a country!
Macho weak man loves to schmooze
With those who have really paid their dues
He himself demurred
'Cuz he said he was bone spurred
He craves cheers but should only get boos
Love that Doc… A few of my comments on other platforms have drawn the scrutiny of MAGAs telling me I don’t know shit and to cease posting my opinions… But hey, it’s the MAGAS way… intimidate, confuse, entitled and condescending… oh… and never answer a direct question.
I've only encountered MAGA trolls a couple of times. I guess the Substacks I post on are fulla libtards, haha
Check out comment sections in newspapers. The MAGA trolls are often the first ones to post in the middle of the night. It's like they're in another time zone getting paid to do it.
Foreign bots
Or they are meth heads that are unable to think logically and never get much sleep… Meth is a hell of a drug…
Yes, just in the last few weeks I have experienced some pretty vile language. It seemed to pick up and then it has calmed down a bit. Bot or Magat boob, both irritating and dumb as hell. Maybe it is 'John Barron'. Not getting enough action over on Truth Social, I guess.
They are ENRAGING! Self-righteous, angry, incapable of critical thinking (or thinking at all for that matter) and above all heartless and incapable of empathy or compassion. Unfortunately they are out in full force on my local social media sites and i live in an allegedly liberal area although surrounded by some red dots bc alas they're everywhere.
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Did Greg Phillips lose his top
Or have a fugue state flop
Was it teleportation
Or a booze-filled conflation
Next time will it be an IHOP?
OMG Hl2thDoc, You're on a roll today with your Pulitzer prize worthy verses!
🥞 < 🧇 IMO
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Eat more Twinkies
and people will speak
of your mastadonic
physique
Good GAWD, when will it end?!? 😱
I told Mrs Mild (when she asked the same question), I don’t want him dead, not at least until he’s been convicted of child r*pe, war crimes, and few other crimes, and spent time in prison.
I like the idea of justice, but considering the ongoing destruction, I'm in favor of whatever gets him out of office sooner. Vance may be evil, but he doesn't have the mandate that Trump has with 1/3 of our population, so he will be inherently weaker.
"Come on, little blood clot!"
And not a country club prison. Gen pop somewhere nasty.
A Supermax prison or something along the lines of Cecot would still be too nice.
He can die there like his bff Epstein
Oh I want him dead asap!
IF TRump ends up in prison, and that's a very big IF, he will just become a living martyr for the MAGAts. Death would put him out of our misery forever.
Maybe bury him at sea like Bin Laden, so MAGA can't make his grave into a shrine.
When he drops dead!
It would happen at any moment if just one of his up close and personal guards took one for the team or maybe a little something, something in his food prep...just sayin
We can always hope for a meteor.
Out of the many options, I think the meteor option is best. I’ll order one right now.
Look up how Ohio got theirs
We need one to make impact, not just a large boom.
I think I can speak for all my fellow Ohioans when I say that we had nothing to do with it. Didn't know anything about it. If we'd known, we'd have told the Universe not to do that. But we weren't consulted. /s
I’m in OH. I heard the BOOM. Was my inspiration. Hehe
"... always being in a position where the USA can ..." react to Iran getting a nuke. Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the USA is not the enforcer of that treaty? It clearly states that the U.N. is the enforcer of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, not the U.S. Another example of Trump's thinking, or lack of thinking, about what he is allowed to do by international law. Why has the UN not condemned this usurping of its prerogatives? Oh, that's right, the US will veto any such action. Right.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, America?" Good question, too.
Is there a Nobel Prize for the dumbest fuck in office on the planet?
Yes, there is, but it’s called The No Bell Prize.
Or the OH HELL Prize
Well, when has that not happened to everyone? When I was young, sometimes I'd be having a couple of drinks with a friend, and I'd wake up naked in a stranger's apartment. It means that maybe alcohol is not for you.
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Thank you for keeping us hilariously informed! Don’t know what we’d do without you, Jeff!
Another week in paradise (I mean hell, but hey.) The AI-jacked Bobby Kennedy Jr. twinkie beatdown is what happens when state power is handed to 4Chan shitposters with security clearances. Our taxes now pay thirst traps for guys who list pre-workout”as a personality trait. Oh, and a million billion to bomb the fuck out of Iran in Operation EPSTEIN WHO?
And that ICE St. Patrick’s fascist-fart meme is Ellis Island cosplay for people who would’ve deported their own great-grandparents. Maybe they can deliver lectures about genetic heritage while spraying people with green tear gas. I always want to shout YOUR NAME IS ON YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL UNMASK, ASSHOLE.
Seriously, do they really think this will last forever? If they are counting on the End of Days scenario, is this how they really want to go out? Nobody will ever want to shake your hand ever again. Have fun at the PTA meetings, too.
Operation EPSTEIN WHO is 🎯🎯🎯
It’s time to start chanting EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN again.
Are they actually GETTING paychecks now? 🤔
ICE is always getting paychecks. They are fully funded through 2027. They have a bigger budget than all all other federal law‑enforcement agencies combined. That's why Shitpants McDementia wants to send them to airports to replace TSA.
Right after all the worse of the bullshit in Minneapolis, it was ALL over the internet that they'd yet to be paid, or get their sign-on bonus....& that many were quitting for that reason.
Apparently, things have changed, then?