Nice wrap up with new, never before printed verbiage-“whaaaaambulance,” “fish wrap,” “sniffles McHooverline,” hahaha….I love Jack Smith was escorted out before trump-useless garbage. “lighten up Frances”…..hahaha…..Great way (well, kinda) to end the weekend…with your “week in stupid!” Thanks Jeff!
I sure hope the guy who used the railing to climb those gay stairs had his gonads crushed. It would ensure fewer idiots being born from this guy’s sperm.
Thank you Jeff for showing us yet again, the idiocy of magats.
Personhood can't begin at conception because Donald has never been and will never be a real fucking person. Somewhere along the line you gotta learn and that dimwit stumblefuck shitosphere never did.
What is it about MAGA brains that allows them to deny obvious truth right before their eyes? I know we are all victims to our own biases at times, but I find the extent of their denial impossible to comprehend.
I have to admit there are times when it would be so much easier to just mindlessly follow and believe and be stupid. Unfortunately, I am doomed to be an intelligent person!
I think the Maga brain demands—not allows— self-delusion when so-called “facts” are presented for review, no matter the source or topic. The groupthink Trumpian cultists require to maintain dear leader’s narrative is sad and pitiful, albeit extremely dangerous despite, or because, of its obvious buffoonery. Yay for us! 😡
Seems like not having an ah-ha moment with truth spelled out in front of your eyes, has to do with fact that so many of these folks have created such a complete ID around the trump syndrome, that they simply cannot back up and away from their stance. Too much invested to admit you’ve been a fool. An “answer” to this should be to give the person an exit ramp to save face. I can’t seem to overcome two barriers in imagining how to provide that exit ramp:
1) What, exactly, would that exit ramp look like? “Hey, you know, I see your point, and I’m ready to listen to you. We both can be equally right and wrong on issues, so let’s talk honestly!” 🤮. There is no relativity to play a game of you show me yours, and I’ll show you mine.
2) I can clearly make space for ignorance. I mean, we’re all ignorant in many ways, right? For instance, I can make killer lasagna, but am ignorant as to how to remove that tumor lodged in your brain. But it’s about so much more. You know, things like “YOU HAVE NO FUCKING MORALS!” Can you train or teach someone to care about other humans? Not sure. 🙄
It is, but they’re in the cult. You can’t get out of the cult until you’re deprogrammed and that will not happen until fuck face is out of the picture and that can’t happen fast enough for me!
Whether he walks up the stairs or shinnies up the railing of a gay staircase, he still went up the gay staircase, so he is now, by definition, Officially Gay. I don't make the rules.
Jeff, I really enjoy the way Luke handles these folks… Bravo… seems whatever you show MAGA that does not conform to their world view it’s “fake news” Must be oh so comforting to live in a MAGA info silo. Another reason why I have quit talking to MAGAS about politics.. their ignorance is a constant shit show… At 72 I don’t need ignorance in my life… Best to you Jeff and to all fellow travellers.. rest up and have a great weekend😎
Two things. First, the GOP hero Ronald Reagan ate jelly beans. He had a jar on his desk. Everyone thought that was adorable. This behavior went way back to before he had Alzheimer's and Nancy was running the show. And what do you say about a grown-ass man that eats nothing but Big Macs and fries while sitting on an ass the size of Pennsylvania, which is soon to be renamed? Second thing: Wouldn't it have been great if the homophobe on the stair railing had slipped and ripped his balls right off?
How did the U.S. get the Space Nazi Musk who is a fascist, racist, pedophile & POS who’s helping Putin and Xi and is from South Africa, Rupert Murdoch who has turned American’s minds to shit and is from Australia and Mark Thompson who turned the NYT into a fascist rag and is now trying to do the same to CNN and is from the UK? Those are the immigrants who should have never crossed “the border”.
Black people coming up to Junior and “sir”ing him wasn’t on his BINGO card, because there is absolutely no fucking universe where that would ever happen. The only thing on his card are a bunch of lines waiting to be snorted.
The music choice behind the idiot trying to avoid the stairs is epic! 😂 And I have every confidence that Sniffle McHooverlines heart will simply explode. 🤞 ANOTHER hilarious summary. I look forward to it every Saturday!! Have a good weekend, everyone!
The gay staircase shimmy shimmy jimmy was masturbating all along the pretty rainbow. I’ll bet he’s got one sore dick after that exhibition of I don’t wannabe gay phobia.
remember when obama wore a tan suit and the foxholes melted down? and then somebody found a photo of st. ronnie reagan in a tan suit? ice creamgate is tan suit redux. idiots, all of them.
Jeff, I don’t think we’ll have any non-stupid weekends or days until…possibly…the November election. The corrupt SCOTUS continues to let the giant orange crybaby tour the US. Someone sent me a great FB picture from The Other 98%.
It shows a recent picture of a criminal at the border! The orange trumpolini with his face blocked out. I thank The Other 98% for blocking a face I can no longer stand to see unless he’s being marched into prison or strapped into an electric chair. (A girl can dream)
That would bring a lot of joy to us and the rest of the sane part of the world to see that revolting, orange, fuckface turd getting brought to his new home. Hardly anyone deserves new digs such as the big house he truly deserves instead of one or more of his properties that may soon be pulled out from under him.There is still hope that justice will finally do the right thing and I'll be keeping a chilled bottle or two of bubbly ready if it does. Have a great weekend everyone.
I know the USPS makes stamps for the great but now dead, but I think they should skip ahead and make trump stamps now. He's circling the drain, and if they put out the stamps, we can draw prison bars over his face before mailing something, like we used to be able to do with the Nixon stamps. (Yeah, I still have people in my life who like to receive handwritten letters.) No, I'm not terribly serious, but the wheels of Justice are turning so very, very slowly...
But what do we do if he prevails AFTER Trump is reelected? We are either done with this shithead in November, or the magnetic poles are going to shift 180°.
Nice wrap up with new, never before printed verbiage-“whaaaaambulance,” “fish wrap,” “sniffles McHooverline,” hahaha….I love Jack Smith was escorted out before trump-useless garbage. “lighten up Frances”…..hahaha…..Great way (well, kinda) to end the weekend…with your “week in stupid!” Thanks Jeff!
I can't take credit for "whaaaaambulance"
Maybe, but "douche doesn’t fall far from the bag" so good!
Yup, that one made me lol! He’s a gem, our Jeff! 😂
Best ever metaphor.
Well it was new to me!
🤣🤣🤣
The Kid, great movie.
Yeah, it’s a commonly used word in the nursing profession 😂
That's so fucked up it's actually funny.
Makes sense to me.
😂😂😂
That's precisely why we need to have those trials now...and why he's pulling out all the stops to prevent it.
He is such s piece of shit when is a brick from 40 wall street gonna fall on his head
I think that should become a law or at least new normal…….. We all get escorted out before that bloviating orange sac, period.
Loved the premiere fish wrap 😁
I sure hope the guy who used the railing to climb those gay stairs had his gonads crushed. It would ensure fewer idiots being born from this guy’s sperm.
Thank you Jeff for showing us yet again, the idiocy of magats.
I just thought he really wanted to hump the railing...
Sure what it looked like to me
What a cute cat you have.
😂
😂
Yes! I was just thinking how tough it must have been for him to hide his torn groin muscles and ligaments, as he skipped over to the gym.
Yep that’s the first thing I thought was “groin pull”😂😂🤣🤣
Really, if it wasn’t so fucking scary these loons would have us laughing our asses off at how ridiculous they are….
😜👏👏👏👏
Personhood can't begin at conception because Donald has never been and will never be a real fucking person. Somewhere along the line you gotta learn and that dimwit stumblefuck shitosphere never did.
Have you been in the dictionary again Endless?
I read one when I was eleven. I occasionally stop by for continuing education.
Sadly, I did not learn very much beyond words. The dictionary is like a Republican; it will use many words to ultimately say very little.
You’re hot today, EN🥰
*Sniff...sniiiiiiffff* ...why's it smell like smoke OHFUCK MY FLAMING ARSE!
😂😂😂
Points for you.
If naught else, my vernacular is spectacular.
He's a poet and he didn't even know it. By the way, I've noticed that some of the terms you use makes me think that you're a Brit.
I have some blood but moreover the upbringing. I was only the second person in my family born in the US.
😆😆
🤣🤣🤣
“Shitoshere” is going to be a new favorite of mine!! Thanks
My pleasure to serve!
thank you, Endless. May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
Noodly be His body, saucy be His blood.
R'amen!
😂😂😂
Perfectly stated! I love this group of peeps!
Muchas gracias.
What is it about MAGA brains that allows them to deny obvious truth right before their eyes? I know we are all victims to our own biases at times, but I find the extent of their denial impossible to comprehend.
I have to admit there are times when it would be so much easier to just mindlessly follow and believe and be stupid. Unfortunately, I am doomed to be an intelligent person!
Yes! The “curse of competence.”
Yes, and intelligence quotient above 99.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
Doublethink is plusgood, comrade.
I think the Maga brain demands—not allows— self-delusion when so-called “facts” are presented for review, no matter the source or topic. The groupthink Trumpian cultists require to maintain dear leader’s narrative is sad and pitiful, albeit extremely dangerous despite, or because, of its obvious buffoonery. Yay for us! 😡
Trump’s biggest success with the MAGAts was convincing them that everything not from his own mouth is FAKE NEWS!!
Imagine driven by the mind to actually donate Dollars to Donald. smh
Better them than me donating to LDFF. All they get from me is a load of shit to add to the ever increasing pile!
Seems like not having an ah-ha moment with truth spelled out in front of your eyes, has to do with fact that so many of these folks have created such a complete ID around the trump syndrome, that they simply cannot back up and away from their stance. Too much invested to admit you’ve been a fool. An “answer” to this should be to give the person an exit ramp to save face. I can’t seem to overcome two barriers in imagining how to provide that exit ramp:
1) What, exactly, would that exit ramp look like? “Hey, you know, I see your point, and I’m ready to listen to you. We both can be equally right and wrong on issues, so let’s talk honestly!” 🤮. There is no relativity to play a game of you show me yours, and I’ll show you mine.
2) I can clearly make space for ignorance. I mean, we’re all ignorant in many ways, right? For instance, I can make killer lasagna, but am ignorant as to how to remove that tumor lodged in your brain. But it’s about so much more. You know, things like “YOU HAVE NO FUCKING MORALS!” Can you train or teach someone to care about other humans? Not sure. 🙄
Exit ramp, exit shramp.
Denial is the easy way out. No need to think.
Typical cult mentality, truly
It is, but they’re in the cult. You can’t get out of the cult until you’re deprogrammed and that will not happen until fuck face is out of the picture and that can’t happen fast enough for me!
Excellent question Carol, but I can't figure it out either.
When you think of it as a religion/cult and not a political phenomenon it sort of makes sense. Not really, but sort of 🤣.
Whether he walks up the stairs or shinnies up the railing of a gay staircase, he still went up the gay staircase, so he is now, by definition, Officially Gay. I don't make the rules.
I mean, just look at how he's making love to that bannister!!!
That’s what I call a triple OYOYOY…
Who wants to tell him first?
🙋♀️
🤣
Jeff, I really enjoy the way Luke handles these folks… Bravo… seems whatever you show MAGA that does not conform to their world view it’s “fake news” Must be oh so comforting to live in a MAGA info silo. Another reason why I have quit talking to MAGAS about politics.. their ignorance is a constant shit show… At 72 I don’t need ignorance in my life… Best to you Jeff and to all fellow travellers.. rest up and have a great weekend😎
Two things. First, the GOP hero Ronald Reagan ate jelly beans. He had a jar on his desk. Everyone thought that was adorable. This behavior went way back to before he had Alzheimer's and Nancy was running the show. And what do you say about a grown-ass man that eats nothing but Big Macs and fries while sitting on an ass the size of Pennsylvania, which is soon to be renamed? Second thing: Wouldn't it have been great if the homophobe on the stair railing had slipped and ripped his balls right off?
😂😂😂
Yes!!😎😎
How did the U.S. get the Space Nazi Musk who is a fascist, racist, pedophile & POS who’s helping Putin and Xi and is from South Africa, Rupert Murdoch who has turned American’s minds to shit and is from Australia and Mark Thompson who turned the NYT into a fascist rag and is now trying to do the same to CNN and is from the UK? Those are the immigrants who should have never crossed “the border”.
They're not the best advertisements for Commonwealth countries, that's for sure.
Black people coming up to Junior and “sir”ing him wasn’t on his BINGO card, because there is absolutely no fucking universe where that would ever happen. The only thing on his card are a bunch of lines waiting to be snorted.
Bahahaha!!! Love your bingo card. It’s very realistic
The music choice behind the idiot trying to avoid the stairs is epic! 😂 And I have every confidence that Sniffle McHooverlines heart will simply explode. 🤞 ANOTHER hilarious summary. I look forward to it every Saturday!! Have a good weekend, everyone!
His heart or his head. Either is equally entertaining.😆😆
The gay staircase shimmy shimmy jimmy was masturbating all along the pretty rainbow. I’ll bet he’s got one sore dick after that exhibition of I don’t wannabe gay phobia.
I wish I’d thought about this but I don’t have any dangly bits to worry about.
I think if you had tried it, your pubic bone would beg to differ.
1. Jack Smith is a prince among men. Chump is the court jester
2. Please have these gentlemen paint all of America : https://www.verygaypaint.com/
Thanks for sharing that!! It fits perfectly ‼️
I love those guys. They should sell franchises so we can all have very gay paint.
remember when obama wore a tan suit and the foxholes melted down? and then somebody found a photo of st. ronnie reagan in a tan suit? ice creamgate is tan suit redux. idiots, all of them.
Jeff, I don’t think we’ll have any non-stupid weekends or days until…possibly…the November election. The corrupt SCOTUS continues to let the giant orange crybaby tour the US. Someone sent me a great FB picture from The Other 98%.
It shows a recent picture of a criminal at the border! The orange trumpolini with his face blocked out. I thank The Other 98% for blocking a face I can no longer stand to see unless he’s being marched into prison or strapped into an electric chair. (A girl can dream)
That would bring a lot of joy to us and the rest of the sane part of the world to see that revolting, orange, fuckface turd getting brought to his new home. Hardly anyone deserves new digs such as the big house he truly deserves instead of one or more of his properties that may soon be pulled out from under him.There is still hope that justice will finally do the right thing and I'll be keeping a chilled bottle or two of bubbly ready if it does. Have a great weekend everyone.
I know the USPS makes stamps for the great but now dead, but I think they should skip ahead and make trump stamps now. He's circling the drain, and if they put out the stamps, we can draw prison bars over his face before mailing something, like we used to be able to do with the Nixon stamps. (Yeah, I still have people in my life who like to receive handwritten letters.) No, I'm not terribly serious, but the wheels of Justice are turning so very, very slowly...
If USPS put out trump stamps now, the MAGA Lunatics would be giving their money to the federal government and not to the dear leader. Think about it!
Reading THAT?
Makes me glad I use stamps.com!
I kinda like the idea of a rubber stamp, red ink, and stamping "FUCK TRUMP!" on dollar bills.......
I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream 🍦🍦🤪
I can only hope that The Man Who Prosecutes War Criminals In The Hague will prevail. That would restore my faith in humanity.
YES!!!!!!!!!!
But what do we do if he prevails AFTER Trump is reelected? We are either done with this shithead in November, or the magnetic poles are going to shift 180°.