Yes, and sometimes that humility is really difficult to dig up ...
Years ago, one of our neighbors was a theology student, who told us that he didn't know if the story was true or just too funny not to share. Supposedly one of the grad students had titled his thesis, My Humility and How I Attained It.
FINALLY Someone else I admire thinks as I do! Yay us! I think he's been fu....oops trying to pretend he LOVES girls for his entire life when he actually HATES them and ALL women, wants to and probably did SA little boys (and even grown-up ones now since he's lost any inhibitions about feeling their 'rock hard muscles hehehe')...excuse me, now I have to go puke. Thanks, Denise and welcome to our gathering of like-minded funny people, Heather - lead by THE BEST, where he and we say FUCK a lot. :)
Oh, I don't think there's any question that he hates women and thinks they're worthless, except...maybe....Ivanka. But she's a whole 'nother twisted story.
At any rate, he's all about domination, so that's where the rapes come in.
But obviously, being gay isn’t about hating women, so if he does, in fact, prefer men, that's totally separate from the female bashing BS. That trait is indicative of his personality disorder.
Homosexuality would only be a problem for him personally because his base hates it. Nobody else would care.
I SO wanted to say something similar to this but couldn't come up with the right words earlier. SO WELL SAID, Denise! None of US would give a rat's ass if he was gay, but to HIM and his cultists, it would be a horrible sin. NOT people being murdered on the streets of Minneapolis...NOT vicious racism...NOT grabbing up innocent people while separating children from their families. NONE of that bothers them one iota - but IF he turned out to be gay? omg - they'd shit millions of bricks! I honestly think his woman-hating/bashing/contempt BS is seen as a 'good thing' that 'real men' do by his equally awful followers.
I read that post now for the first time. Boy, that video from Barry Mathews should be broadcasted to all who have an opinion not worth noting about transgender people.
And the picture of you in a hammock with that beautiful kitty is great!!
Joyce, you’ve got cats pegged. I’ve had them my whole life. They mostly all think they’re the most wonderful things to ever live; and, you know what — they’re right.
When I was a baby my mom said a stray cat came into our tiny war era bungalow and jumped up in my crib and laid down next to me. My mom thought it was cute and mentioned it to a friend who told her to chase it off because it might smother me or give me scarlet fever. So my mom chased it off and then regretted doing it the rest of her life. If that friend was alive today I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if she was an anti- vaxer.
All of my cats have come to me through the Cat Distribution System. I have never made the selection, even at the animal shelter (twice): the cats have all made the decision, based on orders from Feline Headquarters.
My buddy had a litter of four kitties that he wanted his friends to adopt; I went to look, just out of politeness, but one of them jumped up at me and made "Eep! eep!" noises (still too little to mew properly).
Obviously I had no choice. Charlie Boy was a great cat, still miss him.
Same here. When you’re walking past a cat cage at the shelter, and a black paw comes whipping out and snags your shirt, you must bow to the inevitable. Even if you were there to adopt a dog.
Or when you've temporarily vacated your house after a fire and you go back to check on something, you know that the orange-and-white tabby who strolls off the porch and in the side door is your new House Guardian.
Cat Distribution System is not mine: I see it on the internet and acknowledge the truth of it. LOL
Shelter Event #!: went for a tortoiseshell over a year old; a one-year-old tortie grabbed my hand; when taken from her cage, she curled up in my lap and her mission was over.
Shelter Event #2: I went for a calico....A lynx-point Siamese mix stared at me from her cage, so she's been here for five years now.
I could bore you with the tale of the feral tuxedo who gave me enough of a stamp of approval that he invited his brother to join the household.
When we went to the free roam shelter, I was making my acquaintance with a big gray tabby, and a tuxedo came over to watch. She seemed friendly, so I picked her up and she immediately licked my nose. I, in turn, immediately fell in love! She came home with three other buddies from the shelter. Love them all.
Here's the secret--they're all the same cat. Positively the same cat! When they "die" they go back to some secret cat vortex, choose a new pelt and new druthers, then come right back to us. I should have learned this from Three Lives of Thomasina. Who knows what the point of the whole exercise is, perhaps just to make us cherish them more. Just like their imitation of human babies when its chowtime.
It's OK, it's best not to tamper with these mysteries. The world is not ready to learn the truth of the cat conspiracy. And now, a documentary on the dangers of catnip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scQ0wq5zLE
My current furball roommate will ONLY eat dry kibble. She won't touch canned or pouched food or any variety of treats. I've never had a cat like this. (I was told that it's okay as long as she also has access to water.)
We had two brother felines and neither of them ate canned food or table scraps. They were indoor/outdoor cats and did eat their fair share of mice so no need for that canned stuff.
I've got a cat like that as well. He ate canned food for the first six months of his life, then decided he only wanted kibble. He's five now and seems fine.
I love his white nose! I currently have 7! cats! I’ve probably had 20 neutered & found homes for some, some went back to the wild. I don’t know why people don’t fix their cats. Somehow they find my house. Luckily no one has ‘sprayed’ or peed. I have a heated outdoor house for them if they prefer to stay outside.🙄
We made a couple kitty shelters out of toter bins and straw-lined styrofoam coolers for cold weather. The neighborhood strays are welcome to use them. Our two cats are strictly indoor models.
We were up to 13 cats at one time (we were the last resort for friends and co-workers), and have loved and cared for about 30 cats in the last 30+ years. Wouldn't have changed anything!
What an awesome cat! I love that kitty and that’s the first time I’ve seen him!. We have a cat like him — different look, same beingness. We’re so lucky to have him — all 20+ pounds of him.
R.i.P. Tenchi. You did your job — you made humans happy. Well done!
I'm glad you got out this way for a little of that douceur de vivre. I don't drink much chard because the wife detests the buttery kinds, but we'll bathe in pinot grigio going arp arp arp like a pair of seals.
I live right between Bodega Bay and Sonoma (the city). It’s still wonderful. Rolling oak studded hills, open fields, a few dairies, miles of grape vines, redwoods. It IS California and ugly condos are being thrown up from here to San Francisco and beyond - but one thing I’m not is a NIMBY.
Waited until afternoon to read today's post, and realized more than ever how vitally crucial they've become for being able to weather all this fascist shite.
Love the fact that tRump is only referred to as "some fucking idiot." Indeed, he is.
What a treat to see your family enjoying my neck of the woods in Sonoma! I live in the Bay Area and grew up going there with my family. There are so many great wineries, and I’d also recommend Little Vineyards and Gundlach Bundschu Winery.
Great pictures! I used to take my mom out to Bodega Bay once a month for lunch at The Tides (she lived in Santa Rosa). We even met Tippi Hedren out there once!
I and my mrs spouse used to spend real quality time at our friends place ‘The Russian River Hunting Lodge’ just up the hill from Guernsville. What great Chardonnay country there! Also, one of the strangest places to people watch, trust me.
Thanks for the tip! I will when I have a spare nearly £40. If I get the wee flat with the lovely garden that I’m hoping to get, and this house sells quickly, I may just treat myself with a glass or bottle on a balmy summer's evening. If the summer comes back, that is🤞
It is hands down MY favorite wine, too. I buy it from Costco and also from a local wine shop that has many Russian River wines. It also looks as if Tenchi was a Siamese. Best. Cats. Ever. And always always the best boys.
Agree wholeheartedly. Made many a trip there when my sis lived in San Mateo. And when your boy Tenchi went over the rainbow bridge, my best boy Travis was there to greet him and show him the ropes 💔😽
The little boy under the don't rain gay on me cartoon is the gayest kid I've ever seen, and Trump does an awful lot of commenting on other dudes' anatomies. Just sayin.
To call Nancy Mace crazy is to do her an injustice. She's a whole other original order of crazy so let's pay some respect. I'm astounded at how many voters don't see the cray.
This had better be the stupidest timeline because if it gets any dumber than this...
Nowhere like South Crackerlina. Check-your-pants nancy, lickspittle lindsey, uncle tim scott, butt-nuzzling ralph norman, ad nauseum. A cavalcade of deplorables....
Damn his hide for taking down our beautiful Confederate generals!! Man, how far right do you have to go to criticize that shit weasel's 'liberal' record?
Oh, I understood that. I'm just pointing out the likelihood that lynch might somehow beat him. This is that kind of state. 'We're tired of lindsey, let's pick someone worse.'
Yeah, that was some shit. I vandalized it with a comment. I want that little confederate toady out of office, so whatever works, but I doubt Miss L. was at one of those Indian gatherings where they all sit around and chant "Kill for the love of Kali! Death is sweet!"
"Too small to be a republic, too large to be a lunatic asylum" -- the then-AG of South Carolina, speaking right after the Ordinance of Secession passed in 1860
My favorite is that she's blaming South Carolina's shitty roads for her flat tire, when she voted AGAINST Biden's Infrastructure Act, and she had all the time in the world to siphon money off for her state, but didn't. I agree with Jeff. She needs to go back to bathroom patrol duty: at least there sooner or later someone will give her a swirly.
Been in the South forever (since age 9 1/2). When it comes to knowing what's going on outside their immediate daily world, white southern voters are stupid as shit.
I grew up and currently live in the Chicago area, The Pothole Center of the Motoring Universe, and I’m not always light-footed. I have NEVER blown a tire, much less two. I call bullshit.
that was my second thought, fast forward 20 years and his son is living in California with his partner.
sad third part is I reckon his younger sister was in a trailer park with her unemployed boyfriend strung out and pregnant with their third kid, hopefully not but seen that too.
My first thought was a bit more humorous: captioning the picture "Zaphod Beeblebrox in the mirror universe" but realized that was too deep nerd for general consumption.
Everyone who knows how to spell knows that dumb is spelled with a b! When Donny says, “a lot of people don’t know that”, it’s code for “I didn’t know that until a second ago!” DumBest president in American history!!!!
There is no President even close to his stupidity- none. It’s such a special honor to be as stupid and dum(b) as him, that the Smithsonian will assign a third sub basement hallway as “Dumb President Wing”
I think it’s clogged there right between the eyes, that expression is a silent cry for help. Best to vote her out that would be the most merciful for her.
Hopes and prayers for the blood clot. 🙏 I can't believe they let him out in public when he has obviously lost ALL his filters. His off-script remarks are getting a little "gay" for MAGA, aren't they? They're going to accuse him of being a six gendered vegan soon.
With apologies to Martin Luther King, I HAVE A DREAM:
I would pay good money to subscribe to a Substack, or YouTube channel, or heck!--buy a paper subscription to someone who creates the following:
We NEED a clear resource ofnevery bit of legislation in Congress: who sponsors the bill, what it means, and HOW EACH PERSON VOTES. Let's see who puts up the stupid things like a Trump $250 bill, for example. And then when there are votes that HURT Americans, let's see WHO votes for them. Make it as simple as the kindergarten props that the team makes for Trump (like his earth is bigger than moon one, LOL!) so even the most addled brained MAGA understands.
Seeing how much "work" is done in Congress in this session, never mind on a magazine. They don't do enough to fill a pamphlet.
I'm not sure it's always Trump; his culty li'l fan girl, Natalie Harp, does a lot of re-posting of crap she finds on "X". She works for Trump only--not subject to any oversight from his staffs of (other) enablers and handlers. I'll bet anything they are beginning to dread waking up to find out what tripe and foolish idiocies she's posted from the evening before that they will have to sweep up after.
▪ Border czar dispatched to clean up a new DHS secretary's wreckage ▪ Pentagon quietly flags an "ally" at the highest spy-threat tier ▪ Seven states sue over a billion-dollar payout to kill a wind farm
I initially read "leg like a rock" as "leg like a cock".......which, in hindsight, is probably what Donnie Demento meant.
I absolutely love that he told the farmers that he couldn't be arsed to be there: yet another free Democratic campaign ad.
And please--let's send him to the moon so he can remove his helmet. You know he'd do it: this is the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, after all.
And in court those crack 4th string attorneys argued that if Donald wishes to remove our Statute of Liberty, he has the privilege of doing so.. So tell me, is this a move by a king or dictator?
And replace Emma Lazarus's verse with his own: " Send me your money, your crypto, your gifts of cash! I sell gold sneakers, bibles, the T1 phone is a smash! I'll lie to you constantly, but have no fear! I'll tell you always just what you want to hear!"
Do, you nailed my friend.. Apparently the judge in this case had stern words for those DOJ attorneys, and wants to sanction them for ….lying… DOJ wants to hire newly minted attorneys and are offering a signing bonus… It’s estimated that close to 40% have quit so far… when u are relegated to offering signing bonuses I’d say you are toast…
Most know that signing on under Blanche is career suicide, so the pitch should also include "Before you reject our signing bonus outright, have a sip of this here Flavor Aid."
I don’t know anything about that awful and crazy idea but then is there a stated purpose from dear leader for that one now? Will we get one of those info graphic of size vs the reflecting pool?
“The stupid it burns” seems to have inspired these mugs to turn it into a challenge. Even among the examples you shared today it’s awfully tough to choose who’s offered the dumbest. I guess—eliminate Nancy Mace because she’s always done the same bit with the vandalism and taking credit for whatever she’s opposed—the blond family keeping safe from the rainbow under their umbrella, although fatfuck waving a printout of that ridiculous chart of the reflecting pool next to skyscrapers is impressively stupid.
"After listening to a lengthy explanation of an order that would expand the number of federal employees who can be fired by him, Trump still didn’t quite understand.
'And the reason for this was, what? Whose idea was that?' he said.”
Seriously...I mean, that photoshop was WAAAAY outta the ballpark, so bad. I hope people can see the obvious. That they feel the need to do stupid stuff like this is astounding.
Welcome to Idiocracy! More stupid people living here now than those who don't require nonstop entertainment in lieu of critical thinking (such hard work!). No wonder the oligarchs have such blatant contempt for the masses.
Well lookit that stupid anti-gay poster with the umbrella sheltering the (not-so) perfect Christian family from gay rain. It would have been so easy to inspect it carefully before posting it...they could have spotted that and turned the hand around and it would have been Mom's hand and Dad would be normal--or as normal as a family like that could be. Personally, I think they all look like disguised aliens, but that's just me.
Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool (and Clicks), my friend! There'll be plenty of people to sell that it's Democrats' fault, maybe say it's because "Green New Deal."
pro tip: I wholeheartedly endorse Sonoma-Cutrer Russian River Estates Chardonnay. it's one of my favorite wines
I'll have one with you, my friend! I just discovered your blog a few weeks ago.
Lotsa love, rock on!
You are joining a community of rare intellect and wit, and also humility
and brains.
And incredible sensitivity. 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, and sometimes that humility is really difficult to dig up ...
Years ago, one of our neighbors was a theology student, who told us that he didn't know if the story was true or just too funny not to share. Supposedly one of the grad students had titled his thesis, My Humility and How I Attained It.
And awesome cuss words 😉
and humanity
You will enjoy this SO much- welcome aboard‼️
He's a rare wit!
And beauty. We are all incredibly beautiful. The men are so buff that if they should encounter Trump they would have to run away from him.
...because Rump is showing signs of coming out of the closet.
Definitely.
FINALLY Someone else I admire thinks as I do! Yay us! I think he's been fu....oops trying to pretend he LOVES girls for his entire life when he actually HATES them and ALL women, wants to and probably did SA little boys (and even grown-up ones now since he's lost any inhibitions about feeling their 'rock hard muscles hehehe')...excuse me, now I have to go puke. Thanks, Denise and welcome to our gathering of like-minded funny people, Heather - lead by THE BEST, where he and we say FUCK a lot. :)
Oh, I don't think there's any question that he hates women and thinks they're worthless, except...maybe....Ivanka. But she's a whole 'nother twisted story.
At any rate, he's all about domination, so that's where the rapes come in.
But obviously, being gay isn’t about hating women, so if he does, in fact, prefer men, that's totally separate from the female bashing BS. That trait is indicative of his personality disorder.
Homosexuality would only be a problem for him personally because his base hates it. Nobody else would care.
I SO wanted to say something similar to this but couldn't come up with the right words earlier. SO WELL SAID, Denise! None of US would give a rat's ass if he was gay, but to HIM and his cultists, it would be a horrible sin. NOT people being murdered on the streets of Minneapolis...NOT vicious racism...NOT grabbing up innocent people while separating children from their families. NONE of that bothers them one iota - but IF he turned out to be gay? omg - they'd shit millions of bricks! I honestly think his woman-hating/bashing/contempt BS is seen as a 'good thing' that 'real men' do by his equally awful followers.
trump is bi & large . . .
just BI. 🍄
OUTSTANDING!!!
My fave comment so far! :-D
Thanks Arne… I know, I know!
What took u so long Heather😜
Welcome🥰
Welcome! This is a very special place! Enjoy the wit, the intelligence, and of course, Uncle Jeff!
He has a blog???
Welcome Heather
Welcome. 🍾🍾🍾
Tenchi Is perfectly aware that he's the handsomest cat that has ever lived. 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
But he doesn't hold that against us.
there's another pic of Tenchi at the top of this post: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/sunday-open-chat-and-on-the-22nd
oh god, back when I bragged about posting TWENTY-TWO WHOLE DAYS IN A ROW
I read that post now for the first time. Boy, that video from Barry Mathews should be broadcasted to all who have an opinion not worth noting about transgender people.
And the picture of you in a hammock with that beautiful kitty is great!!
He was a looker Jeff, and very comfortable in his own skin, er fur.
I’m very sorry for that loss also. You had him for a good long time which can make the loss a little harder.
All hail Tenchi!
what a gorgeous body! the cat's pretty swell too. love the claudia pixs
All cats are aware of this fact: each one of them is the handsomest/the most beautiful. Every other cat is the one that is lacking.
Tenchi was obviously A Very Good Boy. And gorgeous.
Joyce, you’ve got cats pegged. I’ve had them my whole life. They mostly all think they’re the most wonderful things to ever live; and, you know what — they’re right.
When I was a baby my mom said a stray cat came into our tiny war era bungalow and jumped up in my crib and laid down next to me. My mom thought it was cute and mentioned it to a friend who told her to chase it off because it might smother me or give me scarlet fever. So my mom chased it off and then regretted doing it the rest of her life. If that friend was alive today I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if she was an anti- vaxer.
All of my cats have come to me through the Cat Distribution System. I have never made the selection, even at the animal shelter (twice): the cats have all made the decision, based on orders from Feline Headquarters.
My buddy had a litter of four kitties that he wanted his friends to adopt; I went to look, just out of politeness, but one of them jumped up at me and made "Eep! eep!" noises (still too little to mew properly).
Obviously I had no choice. Charlie Boy was a great cat, still miss him.
Same here. When you’re walking past a cat cage at the shelter, and a black paw comes whipping out and snags your shirt, you must bow to the inevitable. Even if you were there to adopt a dog.
Or when you've temporarily vacated your house after a fire and you go back to check on something, you know that the orange-and-white tabby who strolls off the porch and in the side door is your new House Guardian.
(Love "Cat Distribution System.")
Cat Distribution System is not mine: I see it on the internet and acknowledge the truth of it. LOL
Shelter Event #!: went for a tortoiseshell over a year old; a one-year-old tortie grabbed my hand; when taken from her cage, she curled up in my lap and her mission was over.
Shelter Event #2: I went for a calico....A lynx-point Siamese mix stared at me from her cage, so she's been here for five years now.
I could bore you with the tale of the feral tuxedo who gave me enough of a stamp of approval that he invited his brother to join the household.
When we went to the free roam shelter, I was making my acquaintance with a big gray tabby, and a tuxedo came over to watch. She seemed friendly, so I picked her up and she immediately licked my nose. I, in turn, immediately fell in love! She came home with three other buddies from the shelter. Love them all.
Four at once?! You're a brave and generous woman!
Here's the secret--they're all the same cat. Positively the same cat! When they "die" they go back to some secret cat vortex, choose a new pelt and new druthers, then come right back to us. I should have learned this from Three Lives of Thomasina. Who knows what the point of the whole exercise is, perhaps just to make us cherish them more. Just like their imitation of human babies when its chowtime.
I've had three cats over the course of my life and they were definitely not the same cat. Your mileage obviously varies.
It's OK, it's best not to tamper with these mysteries. The world is not ready to learn the truth of the cat conspiracy. And now, a documentary on the dangers of catnip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scQ0wq5zLE
My current furball roommate will ONLY eat dry kibble. She won't touch canned or pouched food or any variety of treats. I've never had a cat like this. (I was told that it's okay as long as she also has access to water.)
We had two brother felines and neither of them ate canned food or table scraps. They were indoor/outdoor cats and did eat their fair share of mice so no need for that canned stuff.
I had one like that, as well. Her sisters were not so doctrinaire and LOVED shrimp and rotisserie chicken!
I've got a cat like that as well. He ate canned food for the first six months of his life, then decided he only wanted kibble. He's five now and seems fine.
I love his white nose! I currently have 7! cats! I’ve probably had 20 neutered & found homes for some, some went back to the wild. I don’t know why people don’t fix their cats. Somehow they find my house. Luckily no one has ‘sprayed’ or peed. I have a heated outdoor house for them if they prefer to stay outside.🙄
We made a couple kitty shelters out of toter bins and straw-lined styrofoam coolers for cold weather. The neighborhood strays are welcome to use them. Our two cats are strictly indoor models.
We were up to 13 cats at one time (we were the last resort for friends and co-workers), and have loved and cared for about 30 cats in the last 30+ years. Wouldn't have changed anything!
You are a wonderful person!
Thank you! Appreciate the kind words. Our friends have had other terms for it, but....
Cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. They've never forgotten it.
they’ve just gone dormant… for now
What an awesome cat! I love that kitty and that’s the first time I’ve seen him!. We have a cat like him — different look, same beingness. We’re so lucky to have him — all 20+ pounds of him.
R.i.P. Tenchi. You did your job — you made humans happy. Well done!
Golly, they have some attitude, don't they?
Yay for Katie and Claudia pics. It looks like a good scene.
mirrassou wines - Their pinot happens to be my favorite. Can usually get it by bottle and glass at most local italian spots.
I love that one, too. And Meiomi Chardonnay.
I'm glad you got out this way for a little of that douceur de vivre. I don't drink much chard because the wife detests the buttery kinds, but we'll bathe in pinot grigio going arp arp arp like a pair of seals.
Same 🥂
Bodega Bay, Dillon’s Beach and Tomales Bay/Pt. Reyes awesome beautiful unique places all within about 20 miles of each other.
It's been years since I was there. I hope that they are still unspoiled.
I live right between Bodega Bay and Sonoma (the city). It’s still wonderful. Rolling oak studded hills, open fields, a few dairies, miles of grape vines, redwoods. It IS California and ugly condos are being thrown up from here to San Francisco and beyond - but one thing I’m not is a NIMBY.
A fond memory, wine tasting tours.
Waited until afternoon to read today's post, and realized more than ever how vitally crucial they've become for being able to weather all this fascist shite.
Love the fact that tRump is only referred to as "some fucking idiot." Indeed, he is.
What a treat to see your family enjoying my neck of the woods in Sonoma! I live in the Bay Area and grew up going there with my family. There are so many great wineries, and I’d also recommend Little Vineyards and Gundlach Bundschu Winery.
I’ll be out that way in a couple of weeks and sip one in your honor
Great pictures! I used to take my mom out to Bodega Bay once a month for lunch at The Tides (she lived in Santa Rosa). We even met Tippi Hedren out there once!
I and my mrs spouse used to spend real quality time at our friends place ‘The Russian River Hunting Lodge’ just up the hill from Guernsville. What great Chardonnay country there! Also, one of the strangest places to people watch, trust me.
I'd suggest just about any Walmart, if you are there in the later store hours. That "people of Walmart" thing is REAL!
I could’ve met you all there! I live only about an hour away. We used to camp on the Bodega Dunes many moons ago. Sweet pics of Claudia and Katie.
Preznit is as much a mess as his diapers.
Thanks for the tip! I will when I have a spare nearly £40. If I get the wee flat with the lovely garden that I’m hoping to get, and this house sells quickly, I may just treat myself with a glass or bottle on a balmy summer's evening. If the summer comes back, that is🤞
It is hands down MY favorite wine, too. I buy it from Costco and also from a local wine shop that has many Russian River wines. It also looks as if Tenchi was a Siamese. Best. Cats. Ever. And always always the best boys.
Agree wholeheartedly. Made many a trip there when my sis lived in San Mateo. And when your boy Tenchi went over the rainbow bridge, my best boy Travis was there to greet him and show him the ropes 💔😽
Any wine from the Russian River area is worth a try!!
The little boy under the don't rain gay on me cartoon is the gayest kid I've ever seen, and Trump does an awful lot of commenting on other dudes' anatomies. Just sayin.
To call Nancy Mace crazy is to do her an injustice. She's a whole other original order of crazy so let's pay some respect. I'm astounded at how many voters don't see the cray.
This had better be the stupidest timeline because if it gets any dumber than this...
I believe we are seeing the average American IQ drop in real time............😖
The oligarchs and republicans (what’s the diff) want the population dumbed down to be more easily controlled and accepting of disinformation.
It’s working. Job well done…assholes
A project decades in the making.
Yes. At least since Raygun.
Yes, Frank. This is their preferred timeline. They have been destroying our public education system for years.🤬
You're not wrong.
And there were probably a pretty high percentage of Trump voter's who were surprised there was a "b" in dumb.
Nowhere like South Crackerlina. Check-your-pants nancy, lickspittle lindsey, uncle tim scott, butt-nuzzling ralph norman, ad nauseum. A cavalcade of deplorables....
Good riddance to ya, Mace
So concerned with your own face
Obsessed with bathroom gender
While being a predator defender
In the House you're a waste of space
Inspecting genitalia in public restrooms MUST be the lowest of lowest jobs on planet earth and Mace does it. Beyond ick
and well deserving vomit 🤮
Predator Defender…love it
🙌🙌 Doc!
👍 Doc
This just in from South Carolina: an anti-Lindsay Graham ad... from the right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTl21eWuKY
Damn his hide for taking down our beautiful Confederate generals!! Man, how far right do you have to go to criticize that shit weasel's 'liberal' record?
I know. It's jaw dropping. The MAGAtverse is where Ronald Reagan is denounced as a RINO.
Lynch or Reddy won't be any improvement
Vote Annie!
That wasn't an endorsement on my part. I just thought it was a bizarre take on Graham.
Oh, I understood that. I'm just pointing out the likelihood that lynch might somehow beat him. This is that kind of state. 'We're tired of lindsey, let's pick someone worse.'
Great ad! Let them do our work for us!
Yeah, that was some shit. I vandalized it with a comment. I want that little confederate toady out of office, so whatever works, but I doubt Miss L. was at one of those Indian gatherings where they all sit around and chant "Kill for the love of Kali! Death is sweet!"
Hahahaha. Poor Miss Lindsay!
"Too small to be a republic, too large to be a lunatic asylum" -- the then-AG of South Carolina, speaking right after the Ordinance of Secession passed in 1860
I believe with all my dense brain we will see the end of the Mace face.
IDK, these people always seem to find a new way to grift. I hope you are right.
Florida would like a word . . .
My favorite is that she's blaming South Carolina's shitty roads for her flat tire, when she voted AGAINST Biden's Infrastructure Act, and she had all the time in the world to siphon money off for her state, but didn't. I agree with Jeff. She needs to go back to bathroom patrol duty: at least there sooner or later someone will give her a swirly.
Haha too if those shitty roads are in her own district. Too busy hate mongering and grandstanding too get funds for yer constituents, Mace?
To which, Doc, she replies “Constituents?” “What’s that?” “Who cares about constituents — I’m in this for myself!”
And yet, her dumbed down constituents will buy her bullshit and vote for her again because “transgenders!!!” and “REASONS!!!”
Pardon my yawn — it’s so tiresome.
Been in the South forever (since age 9 1/2). When it comes to knowing what's going on outside their immediate daily world, white southern voters are stupid as shit.
Okay I had not heard that term before, but in context of it taking place in a restroom I instantly knew.
I grew up and currently live in the Chicago area, The Pothole Center of the Motoring Universe, and I’m not always light-footed. I have NEVER blown a tire, much less two. I call bullshit.
Maybe Jesse Watters deflated her tires so that he could date her.
But of course! His diabolical plan!
We recently visited Chicago. Did Uber and Lyft. I have never encountered roads that pot-holed!
The photo is either a complete setup, or her tires were grossly under-inflated and they overheated. See: Explorer, Ford, 1990s fatal crashes.
That poor kid is headed for conversion camp someday
When he was in bed, his dad put all three hands on him. Ya don't come back from that!!
Maybe his lesbian sisters will rescue him.
Probably, and they will build him a house too. Most Lesbians are quality people.
I thought the same thing about the kid.
The Repukes actually put a little rainbow pin on the "transgender" mouse.
pathetic
that was my second thought, fast forward 20 years and his son is living in California with his partner.
sad third part is I reckon his younger sister was in a trailer park with her unemployed boyfriend strung out and pregnant with their third kid, hopefully not but seen that too.
My first thought was a bit more humorous: captioning the picture "Zaphod Beeblebrox in the mirror universe" but realized that was too deep nerd for general consumption.
See, now, he screamed "Hitler Youth" to me.....
Also, Dad has 3 arms, for fuck's sake!!!
Haha too if those shitty roads are in her own district. Too busy hate mongering and grandstanding to get funds for yer constituents, Mace?
I think the reason trump is so fearful of the Epstein Files is that he is gay.
Yep. Every point 👌🏽.
Everyone who knows how to spell knows that dumb is spelled with a b! When Donny says, “a lot of people don’t know that”, it’s code for “I didn’t know that until a second ago!” DumBest president in American history!!!!
hopefully he stops launching bomms every which way for no goddamned reason
You even know that "goddamned" has an N in it! Hardly anyone knows that!
"bomms"!!! good one--thanks for the laff!
There is no President even close to his stupidity- none. It’s such a special honor to be as stupid and dum(b) as him, that the Smithsonian will assign a third sub basement hallway as “Dumb President Wing”
EVERYTHING in the regime is nonsense. A cartoon.
"That's the way life goes". "What the hell do I have to be here for?”
I can't believe they continue to allow him out to say reprehensible shit like this.
Nancy Mace is just a loon...🤦♀️
The blood clot is taking its sweet time...I'd like to see some progress.
Beautiful photos that inspire us all.... thanks. ❤️❤️
The blood clot is being reviewed by Aileen Cannon and we’ll have her answer in late November 2026.
😂😂😂
I think it’s clogged there right between the eyes, that expression is a silent cry for help. Best to vote her out that would be the most merciful for her.
Hopes and prayers for the blood clot. 🙏 I can't believe they let him out in public when he has obviously lost ALL his filters. His off-script remarks are getting a little "gay" for MAGA, aren't they? They're going to accuse him of being a six gendered vegan soon.
He came to WI to campaign, and the headline in Madison's paper was about him fan-boying about Joe Thomas' thighs 😄
Any minute now. And then, we drink.
🤞🤞🤞🤞 🥂🥂
Drink —— heavily! Like there’s no tomorrow!
I’m just hoping my liver holds out until then.
And WTF does the size of "the reflecting pond" have to do with him? He didn't build it.
Hey, maybe he could rip the head off of the Statue of Liberty and put his own head on there. The Statue of Trumpy!
Do t be giving him more ideas ! 🤷♀️
I saw today the DOJ says Trump can bulldoze Lady Liberty....
With apologies to Martin Luther King, I HAVE A DREAM:
I would pay good money to subscribe to a Substack, or YouTube channel, or heck!--buy a paper subscription to someone who creates the following:
We NEED a clear resource ofnevery bit of legislation in Congress: who sponsors the bill, what it means, and HOW EACH PERSON VOTES. Let's see who puts up the stupid things like a Trump $250 bill, for example. And then when there are votes that HURT Americans, let's see WHO votes for them. Make it as simple as the kindergarten props that the team makes for Trump (like his earth is bigger than moon one, LOL!) so even the most addled brained MAGA understands.
Seeing how much "work" is done in Congress in this session, never mind on a magazine. They don't do enough to fill a pamphlet.
True, all true.
Yep, Rogers is a MAGA yutz
With fake bulk and non-extant cuts
GOP loves AI muscles
Another of their favorite hustles
Voters, please reject this putz
I live in Michigan and I’m not voting for him. Two years ago he ran for the US Senate and lost. I know all about him. He’s a MAGA idiot!
😂😂😂👏👏👏
He's just farting out AI portraits of himself like a 10-year-old with a new toy. God ahmighty.
BTW - lovely vacation pics. I'm glad you keep your wife in our collective memory.
I'm not sure it's always Trump; his culty li'l fan girl, Natalie Harp, does a lot of re-posting of crap she finds on "X". She works for Trump only--not subject to any oversight from his staffs of (other) enablers and handlers. I'll bet anything they are beginning to dread waking up to find out what tripe and foolish idiocies she's posted from the evening before that they will have to sweep up after.
I agree. He has toadies for every despicable task that at least requires any imagination, which I imagine includes his blizzard of sophomoric tweets.
PLEASE don't stop giving us a daily Claudia!! We love seeing her in all her beauty, and can share in your sorrow at her departure.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-burning-hands-cool-clay
He’s a dumbass incoherent fuck now Jeff
▪ Border czar dispatched to clean up a new DHS secretary's wreckage ▪ Pentagon quietly flags an "ally" at the highest spy-threat tier ▪ Seven states sue over a billion-dollar payout to kill a wind farm
I initially read "leg like a rock" as "leg like a cock".......which, in hindsight, is probably what Donnie Demento meant.
I absolutely love that he told the farmers that he couldn't be arsed to be there: yet another free Democratic campaign ad.
And please--let's send him to the moon so he can remove his helmet. You know he'd do it: this is the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, after all.
And in court those crack 4th string attorneys argued that if Donald wishes to remove our Statute of Liberty, he has the privilege of doing so.. So tell me, is this a move by a king or dictator?
He prolly wants to replace Lady Liberty with an oversized replica of that fist-pumping gilded effigy outside his golf course in FL.
And replace Emma Lazarus's verse with his own: " Send me your money, your crypto, your gifts of cash! I sell gold sneakers, bibles, the T1 phone is a smash! I'll lie to you constantly, but have no fear! I'll tell you always just what you want to hear!"
Do, you nailed my friend.. Apparently the judge in this case had stern words for those DOJ attorneys, and wants to sanction them for ….lying… DOJ wants to hire newly minted attorneys and are offering a signing bonus… It’s estimated that close to 40% have quit so far… when u are relegated to offering signing bonuses I’d say you are toast…
Most know that signing on under Blanche is career suicide, so the pitch should also include "Before you reject our signing bonus outright, have a sip of this here Flavor Aid."
HAHAHA
👏👏👏👏 Doc😂
I don’t know anything about that awful and crazy idea but then is there a stated purpose from dear leader for that one now? Will we get one of those info graphic of size vs the reflecting pool?
“The stupid it burns” seems to have inspired these mugs to turn it into a challenge. Even among the examples you shared today it’s awfully tough to choose who’s offered the dumbest. I guess—eliminate Nancy Mace because she’s always done the same bit with the vandalism and taking credit for whatever she’s opposed—the blond family keeping safe from the rainbow under their umbrella, although fatfuck waving a printout of that ridiculous chart of the reflecting pool next to skyscrapers is impressively stupid.
"After listening to a lengthy explanation of an order that would expand the number of federal employees who can be fired by him, Trump still didn’t quite understand.
'And the reason for this was, what? Whose idea was that?' he said.”
From Justin Glawe, "Public Notice", 6/6/26
Ignorant, stupid, and evil are no way to go through life.
Dean Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
That’s the reference 🏆
great minds! :)
For those who want to see the whole article about how Trump's brain is turning into tapioca:
https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cognitive-impairment
I hereby award you the gold star prize of side aching hilarity today. I’m still wiping the tears of laughter away. You have a gift my friend.
The photoshopped Republican candidate had me on the floor.
It's a nice balm with just the concentrated suck and torture the unreconstructed party visits upon us.
What's the status of the Straits of Schrödinger now, I wonder?
Seriously...I mean, that photoshop was WAAAAY outta the ballpark, so bad. I hope people can see the obvious. That they feel the need to do stupid stuff like this is astounding.
Welcome to Idiocracy! More stupid people living here now than those who don't require nonstop entertainment in lieu of critical thinking (such hard work!). No wonder the oligarchs have such blatant contempt for the masses.
You said it Sharon. Americans show their ignorance constantly.
Well lookit that stupid anti-gay poster with the umbrella sheltering the (not-so) perfect Christian family from gay rain. It would have been so easy to inspect it carefully before posting it...they could have spotted that and turned the hand around and it would have been Mom's hand and Dad would be normal--or as normal as a family like that could be. Personally, I think they all look like disguised aliens, but that's just me.
I just read Iran is completely closing it down. I wonder how maga is going to spin the benefits of $7 a gallon gas?
Simple answer: Biden.
Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool (and Clicks), my friend! There'll be plenty of people to sell that it's Democrats' fault, maybe say it's because "Green New Deal."
Trump in WI trying to boost Tom Tiffany and Derrick Van Orden…BARF!!! So much stupid this week Jeff-thanks for the stupid well-written summaries!!
Van Orden is a piece of work. Maybe the felons endorsement will be the end of that career!
Embarrassed WI 03 constitute here. DVO is the worst.