huh. people on social media are correcting 'my' spelling mistake, as if *I* were one who made it. is it not obvious that the spelling mistake is what's being made fun of?
I think someone should post MAGA caps saying the same thing in Farsi and Hebrew in response, only saying that Trump does not know what he is doing, or MAGA does not know who they are following.
Also, heard that son Eric is considering running for pres next, and thinks it would be easy, peasy for him to be the next president, not that he will do it, it might be one of his other sibs. He has to decide how much it will affect his private life. Clearly they want the grift to keep on lining their pockets. I am hoping that not only do none of them win after Trump, but that all of their money disappears into smoke. Or some hacker takes all of their crypto. Putin knows just the person to do that, once they are no longer worth it to him.
Well, hell, Dubya proved that brains, ability, and education are not prerequisites for becoming President. Cheney found a pretty-enuf face to do press conferences that Dick could manage like a McDonalds day-shift, then went rampaging around the third world looking for brown people to beat up, and natural resources to steal.
I'm sticking with Chairman Mao + 八十六四十七 which also serves as a nice retort to the Fuck China bumper stickers my poor Better ½ has to endure seeing plastered on monster trucks around our neighbourhood.
May be. I was reading that his son Eric Trump is saying that he might run after his father's turn and that it would be easy for him to win. He or one of his siblings.
I assume their logic is that the election is assured just like the last one was. They are removing people from the voting rolls that they don't want voting and making it harder and harder to vote. Apparently a person from Norway who had a meme on their phone of Vice President Vance with fat apple cheeks was not let into the US for that. The US is not a normal democracy any more it is run by fascists in all 3 branches of government. The military is also following fascists orders, and ICE is the fascist militia.
Thanks for this quotation. It explains why every single damn offensive bigoted Loyalist piece of graffitti I have ever seen in my decades here in Northern Ireland ‘ALWYS’ has a single typo. I mean every single one. The local conspiracy jungle drums have long since decided it must be a deliberate action by the Spooks to discredit these still armed and controlling paramilitaries by making then look ill educated, but this Warhol idea perhaps turns that interpretation entirely on its head 🙀
"The reply to the genius with the sign: tu madre."
Is it "tu madre" or "su madre"? Because I've been saying "Chinga Su Madre!" ever since I heard that in Southern California growing up.
But when I Googled it after seeing your response, the first thing that came up was their "AI Overview"🙄 which claims it should properly be "Chinga a *Tu* Madre". However, right below it, all the Slang dictionaries claim it's "Chinga *Su* Madre!"
So, if I want to get it right when I'm telling some asshole to go Fuck Their Mother, which should I use...? 🤔
The short answer is: best to say Chinga tu madre! (or not, as the case...) though the other has a meaning, like telling you to "chinga" someone else's mother or their mother (if it were a group coming from eggs). The formal version, which has not yet been heard publicly, would be "Chingue su madre (usted)!"
Be careful of on-line compilations of sayings. The Urban Dictionary is filled with phrases that are accurate to the on-line saying, but are totally incorrect grammatically or spelling for that matter, which for english is the point of informal slang, but for foreign language phrases being adopted, cut & paste may not be appropriate.
My guess is that whoever designed the hat was trying to give a literal rendition of what Trump said. Naturally, that would include misspelling a word, because that's how Trump's mind works.
I’m still in awe of the breathtaking stupidity of MAGA world. Exhibit: Margie Three Toes, as dumb as the hammer she’s using. Don’t even get me started with Grandpa Poopy Pantz.
::These fuckwits think they’re the ones to be raptured to heaven.::
Nigel Kneale did a version of The Rapture in his final QUATERMASS miniseries, where a group called "The Planet People" went to places like Stonehenge to call to be "transported" to an alien paradise. Professor Quatermass (John Mills) figures out that they're not being "raptured", they're being disintegrated and devoured by the aliens!
I always think of that when people discuss "the Rapture".... 😈
Actually, I'm more of a believer in reincarnation--coming back to do the material plane in different bodies and circumstances and perhaps even different genders, over and over and over, until we finally learn how to be good and kind humans.
I don't want to be Raptured--I want THEM to be Raptured. Just GO already, and leave the rest of us normal people to the peace and quiet.
I would happily serenade them with the ditty taught by my Irish grandmother: "Hate to see you go/Hate to see you go/Here's your hat and here's your coat/Hate to see you go." One of her favorite instructions also fits in this case: "And don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out."
I speak Portuguese (with a Brazilian accent:-) and have seriously considered it. But at 80 moving to a new country, where I don’t know anyone, and where my general zaniness might be too much for the locals… Ian’s I think further north makes more sense, given the (fake of course) climate change.
Flora Purim and Carmen Souza are 2 of my favorite Portuguese singers, being a jazz fan, coupled with the culture and language that are incredibly mesmerizing… it’s hard not to dream about living there! I’d take bite of that apple, considering the reign of terror we are seeing in this country Sooz, your zaniness would be dearly loved and appreciated in a place full of love and compassion!!
Ditto Tess, Bon Weekend! Get some much deserved rest everyone! Trump , coupled with the billionaire class, has waged war on America! The battle for our republic will take all of us, hand in hand, arm in arm, with every ounce of our courage and conviction…yet we shall prevail. Sla’inte!!
Everyone keeps mentioning that concentration camps had showers as well, but DeSantis doesn’t say the showers are for the detained. He says they’re for the staff that will work there. So, no showers for the detained?!
Knowing DeSatan as the sick bastard he really is, those poor detainees would probably have to bath in the swamp while being supervised by the ruthless guards and gators. The level of cruelty and inhumane acts they get their rocks off by imposing can't be overstated. If only we get to see someday subhumans like the second coming of Medusa Krusty Dome, Heinrich Miller and even that corpse like thing that sits in Oval Office get what they deserve for crimes against humanity, that would give us some closure.
Its not really funny. No telling what kind of sadistic MAGAts would run the camp. And the weather in the Everglades can be hellish. Doubt they'll have air conditioning. And he thinks giving them showers is a treat to make up for imprisoning them?
Caught that too and then wondered who in the hell would want to staff that sweaty, mosquito, alligator, python infested workplace? Never mind you'll be surrounded by tortured human beings. They're going to have to hire robots with no souls.
It's going to be staffed by the national guard. Looks like they have a little air conditioned trailer for detainees to get relief but otherwise they are in 100+ degree heat in tents. And blazing sun with no trees. Tiny D must be salivating over the death count.
I don't believe the guards at Birkenau Aushwitz were robots. I think they were just regular people "following orders". I bet they find 100s of people applying for that job.
In a week that saw the "Supreme Court" officially remove itself from the guardrail against fascism business (as the "Republican Party" did some ten years ago) basically cementing the former United States into some sort of supremely un-funny Gong Show version of Viktor Orbán's Hungary - I regretfully admit that I've put myself on a regimen of Fuckitol injections and am simply going to stock up on popcorn, sit back & watch Rome burn at the hands of it's own citizens. 250 years was a good run - but Ben Franklin famously said, "A republic ... if you can keep it," and We didn't. This won't be un-fucked up any time soon. The brutes are in charge.
I’m not sure how I feel about the deluded souls that keep talking about, ‘’three and a half years from now when the next election…’’, as though it were a real thing.
We've had three "elections of our lifetimes" and whiffed on two (almost three.) It's no mystery what Trump & his handlers had in store - they wrote a 950 page public manifesto, for christ's sake ... and last time I looked, Trump was still luxuriating in an approval rating Biden could only dream about. This country is apparently perfectly happy with an abusive daddy. It doesn't help that most Americans couldn't find the United States on a map of the United States.
Disney must be so envious. Destroying precious wetlands and seizing millions in FEMA funds to build his personal GItmo, what a legacy. All the Nazis can retire in Florida now.
Constitution? The one dragged from mar-a-largo golden guest bathroom archive to the swamp. First nut case that wrestles it from the alligators belly is the new President. Taco would sell admission tickets and merch including the “They don’t know what the fuck their doing” caps. It will be a show like no one has seen before.
Rhonda Sandtits is the most awkward lizard person since Junior… maybe the Blue States should secede and join Canada or the EU. I’m not sure I want to live in a Country in which he is a state governor.
At least in 2001: A Space Odyssey the monkeys evolved, albeit with the help of the alien/Universal consciousness. No such hope for Largery Traitor Greene
"let’s all gaze in awe as a prehistoric hominid learns to use a simple tool"....thank you Jeff, I needed this shit this morning, and I got it...this newsletter is the highlight of my morning, EVERY fuckin morning!!!...cause the stupid is burning these days like fucking Thermite!
Elaine, what worries me is that these hats might become collectors' items and go up in value and the proceeds right into Trumpet fucker's shit-lined pocket. Lord, I have to clean up my language.
Uh, being governed by Rapturepalooza-hungry whackos is not a good thing, just in case the event is further away than they think it is. There are numerous precedents for this. Many so-called prophets have foretold The End, causing their dewy eyed minions to give away their earthly wealth, and as far as I know, the apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet.
As a Jew there is a special place for us on this earth and it doesn't belong to the CINO's, Christian in Name Only. They still think that a guy who died two thousand years ago will come back to life and their rapture will begin. And that the earth is 6,000 years old. My mother used to tell me the bible is a collection of stories.
She is or was smart! My mother is an atheist & just rolls her 👀 hoping no one sees her. We were raised Catholic (dad). Guess what! It didn’t take on any of us. I taught the children all religions and practical science.
She passed away in 2016. She was Jewish raised by a Jewish father and a Catholic mother who converted to Judaism. She used to rail against the religious right for trying to force their antiquated beliefs on the rest of us. She was also a retired psychotherapist specializing in marriage and family counseling. She was very wise.
I am sorry she passed away. Sounds like a person of character who anyone, including me, would love to have known. Thank you for taking the time to share her story with me. 🙏🏻
huh. people on social media are correcting 'my' spelling mistake, as if *I* were one who made it. is it not obvious that the spelling mistake is what's being made fun of?
They’re MAGAts. Differentiating between their own asses and a hole in the ground would stump them.
(See what I did there?)
They’re own asses 😂
Well, it’s true they’re all asses.
No, it's speled "their all asses". You're welcome.
😂😂😂😂
We’ve forgotten there, as in “Look over their! There all asses they’re!”
I think someone should post MAGA caps saying the same thing in Farsi and Hebrew in response, only saying that Trump does not know what he is doing, or MAGA does not know who they are following.
Also, heard that son Eric is considering running for pres next, and thinks it would be easy, peasy for him to be the next president, not that he will do it, it might be one of his other sibs. He has to decide how much it will affect his private life. Clearly they want the grift to keep on lining their pockets. I am hoping that not only do none of them win after Trump, but that all of their money disappears into smoke. Or some hacker takes all of their crypto. Putin knows just the person to do that, once they are no longer worth it to him.
Eric is the dumbest fucking dumbfuck. He can't fuck his way out of a fucking paper bag.
I did think it was evidence that this is what the Trumps are discussing. Being smart and capable is apparently not necessary to be US president.
Well, hell, Dubya proved that brains, ability, and education are not prerequisites for becoming President. Cheney found a pretty-enuf face to do press conferences that Dick could manage like a McDonalds day-shift, then went rampaging around the third world looking for brown people to beat up, and natural resources to steal.
Another Elizabeth who thinks exactly like me. :) What fun!
I'm sticking with Chairman Mao + 八十六四十七 which also serves as a nice retort to the Fuck China bumper stickers my poor Better ½ has to endure seeing plastered on monster trucks around our neighbourhood.
May be. I was reading that his son Eric Trump is saying that he might run after his father's turn and that it would be easy for him to win. He or one of his siblings.
I wonder if their logic is that W Bush won the presidency, so why not Eric? 🙄
I assume their logic is that the election is assured just like the last one was. They are removing people from the voting rolls that they don't want voting and making it harder and harder to vote. Apparently a person from Norway who had a meme on their phone of Vice President Vance with fat apple cheeks was not let into the US for that. The US is not a normal democracy any more it is run by fascists in all 3 branches of government. The military is also following fascists orders, and ICE is the fascist militia.
"Typos engage the reader." -- Andy Fking Warhol
"typos get the reader involved."
did I ever tell you folks my -favorite- Andy Warhol quote?
it's "you should have told me you were too stupid do to this job. I would have given it to someone else."
thank god I wasn't the person he was talking to
Andy should have vetted every fucking rPubelican congress “person”
"Typos enrage the reader." -- Me
Thanks for this quotation. It explains why every single damn offensive bigoted Loyalist piece of graffitti I have ever seen in my decades here in Northern Ireland ‘ALWYS’ has a single typo. I mean every single one. The local conspiracy jungle drums have long since decided it must be a deliberate action by the Spooks to discredit these still armed and controlling paramilitaries by making then look ill educated, but this Warhol idea perhaps turns that interpretation entirely on its head 🙀
Fuck them Jeff. Spell shit the way you wanna spell Shyte. And worry less.
Jeff, that sure is sounding like both socialism and communism! 🙄
The dumbest people on Earth award goes to…..
https://mericamagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/english.jpg
America is the best country in the nation
You can't make this stuff up. This isn't from California, is it???
Not sure where it's from, but I did find an uncropped version:
https://i.imgur.com/YozemsT.jpeg
It's part of a series from 2008 https://imgur.com/a/2008-rally-posters-GgT9t
It would be more accurate if it said, “arse country.”
The reply to the genius with the sign: tu madre.
"The reply to the genius with the sign: tu madre."
Is it "tu madre" or "su madre"? Because I've been saying "Chinga Su Madre!" ever since I heard that in Southern California growing up.
But when I Googled it after seeing your response, the first thing that came up was their "AI Overview"🙄 which claims it should properly be "Chinga a *Tu* Madre". However, right below it, all the Slang dictionaries claim it's "Chinga *Su* Madre!"
So, if I want to get it right when I'm telling some asshole to go Fuck Their Mother, which should I use...? 🤔
The short answer is: best to say Chinga tu madre! (or not, as the case...) though the other has a meaning, like telling you to "chinga" someone else's mother or their mother (if it were a group coming from eggs). The formal version, which has not yet been heard publicly, would be "Chingue su madre (usted)!"
I went to college in Arizona, lived in SoCal myself, and always heard it as tu madre.
Chinga I learned from watching “Narcos: Mexico.” Who says TV can’t be educational.
Be careful of on-line compilations of sayings. The Urban Dictionary is filled with phrases that are accurate to the on-line saying, but are totally incorrect grammatically or spelling for that matter, which for english is the point of informal slang, but for foreign language phrases being adopted, cut & paste may not be appropriate.
Stupid is as stupid does. Ignorant fucking fools.
Yes Jeff the stupid it burns🔥
My guess is that whoever designed the hat was trying to give a literal rendition of what Trump said. Naturally, that would include misspelling a word, because that's how Trump's mind works.
Does Trump's mind work...ever?
Unfortunately they are unable to appreciate satire......ugh
You cannot go wrong underestimating the intelligence of MAGAts. In fact, I’m not sure it is possible to underestimate it enough.
Speaking of birthright citizenship, Melania did not become a citizen until a few months after Barron’s birth.
And she falsified her visa. Prison first, then deportation once her term's up.
😂😂😂
The stupid is burning extra bad today
Just be happy that so many of your readers detected the R illiteracy.
I’m still in awe of the breathtaking stupidity of MAGA world. Exhibit: Margie Three Toes, as dumb as the hammer she’s using. Don’t even get me started with Grandpa Poopy Pantz.
"dumb as the hammer she's using" — I'm insanely jealous that I didn't think of that
My daughters call it Margarine Trailer Queen. Just saying.
I hate that stupid cunt, but she's more stupid then ANYONE livimg in the Senior
" trailer " park I live in. ( Large manufactured homes ) Stop punching down on people living within their puny SOCIAL SECURITY means. Mad Marge
is a fucking millionaire.
Jeez, you're upset because somebody called Marjorie Taylor Greene "Trailer Trash"? Because that's what she is....
I don't think your senior living community qualifies as a "trailer park".
Jeez , she's MILLIONAIRE TRASH.
otherwise known as "Trash with Cash"
THAN , ( damn typos )
You're daughters are ignorant, or spoiled.
I think it's more a case of "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl".
You're a case of you can take the boy, out of the gutter, but you can't take the gutter out of the boy.
Here you go Jeff. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-fuckweasels-want-revenge-rape
They want Rape Revenge Porn, not a government. Their entire mentality is fucked.
As always Uncle Jeff, Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Crossed. Keep up the good fight.
Excellent analysis, Wendy.
A very cogent analysis, thanks. Liked/restacked.
You’re welcome to use it
It's not original.
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
all over this land
Gavel?
Yeah I know, but hammer felt better
How about The Mallet of Loving Correction, which SF Writer/Blogger John Scalzi uses to "correct" Right Wing trolls with...?
https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Publication6/v4/ff/4e/4d/ff4e4dfd-a72b-5ade-3f36-1a56dd268902/cover.jpg/1200x630wz.png
And here's a picture of his wife Krissy, holding the ACTUAL Mallet!
https://i0.wp.com/farm9.staticflickr.com/8301/7924605762_1725a9f9b3_z.jpg
Somebody should clearly apply this, repeatedly, to the top of MT Sporkfoot's head....
A MIDNIGHT HAMMER ?
Oh, Chris, Ive got a beauty for you then, just scroll down to my jeff reply in a second.
That's not fair. The hammer has purpose, and offers value.
MTG : purpose and value :: gravel pit : Noem's unwanted animals.
My cat would make a better chairperson, and he chases his tail like it's a foreign object.
He's also obsessed with lasers.
Ah, but those are Jewish!
And from Space!
And controlled by Mel Brooks!
https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=TfenKcgG6jRuBu27
Your cat's turd would make a better chairperson.
😂😂😂
I dunno. Maybe I do want to be raptured-anything would be better than living with such cruel stupid people.
Fuck this-I’m going to Spain.
These fuckwits think they’re the ones to be raptured to heaven. I’ll take my chances in hell.
When we get there the first round is on me. 🍸🍸
They serve only Fireball.😂😂
And all the drinks are served straight up. “Sorry, the ice machine’s been broken for a couple of millennia.”
😂😂. That’s hilarious!!
I’ll be the bartender bc I don’t drink anymore, but all bets are off if someone brings in edibles 😎
Much obliged
I'll just bring a bottle....
I’ll get the second round!
Heaven for climate, hell for company.
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."
- Billy Joel
::These fuckwits think they’re the ones to be raptured to heaven.::
Nigel Kneale did a version of The Rapture in his final QUATERMASS miniseries, where a group called "The Planet People" went to places like Stonehenge to call to be "transported" to an alien paradise. Professor Quatermass (John Mills) figures out that they're not being "raptured", they're being disintegrated and devoured by the aliens!
I always think of that when people discuss "the Rapture".... 😈
The rapture business is one of the more ridiculously stupid fan fictions ever written.
Really — who believes in that fairy tale?
2nd coming?
I’d be ok with that happening to religious nut jobs.
Was it Twain who said, "It'll be a hell of a heaven if Ms. Goodman is there!?"
That's where I'm going because most of my friends and relatives will be there.
Actually, I'm more of a believer in reincarnation--coming back to do the material plane in different bodies and circumstances and perhaps even different genders, over and over and over, until we finally learn how to be good and kind humans.
Mebbe there is a nation-specific rapture, only for the truly fucked up. Oooops, that sounds like us
😂😂
I don't want to be Raptured--I want THEM to be Raptured. Just GO already, and leave the rest of us normal people to the peace and quiet.
I would happily serenade them with the ditty taught by my Irish grandmother: "Hate to see you go/Hate to see you go/Here's your hat and here's your coat/Hate to see you go." One of her favorite instructions also fits in this case: "And don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out."
My Mom used to say "Here's your hat and what's your hurry".
Spain/Portugal are amazing places Susan , I have family and friends, that I might have to visit there for a few years!!
I speak Portuguese (with a Brazilian accent:-) and have seriously considered it. But at 80 moving to a new country, where I don’t know anyone, and where my general zaniness might be too much for the locals… Ian’s I think further north makes more sense, given the (fake of course) climate change.
Flora Purim and Carmen Souza are 2 of my favorite Portuguese singers, being a jazz fan, coupled with the culture and language that are incredibly mesmerizing… it’s hard not to dream about living there! I’d take bite of that apple, considering the reign of terror we are seeing in this country Sooz, your zaniness would be dearly loved and appreciated in a place full of love and compassion!!
Oh thanks, I'd been able to forget about Florida for 5 minutes ;-(
Nice wrap up of the week Jeff! You will never be short of material with these idiots in power! Have a nice weekend everyone- if possible!
" ICE " or whoever these thugs are ,
are crawling all over So Cal.
They are kidnappers - pure & simple.
Watch a tape of Jan 6th riots, and you'll see them beating a cop to death.
Ditto Tess, Bon Weekend! Get some much deserved rest everyone! Trump , coupled with the billionaire class, has waged war on America! The battle for our republic will take all of us, hand in hand, arm in arm, with every ounce of our courage and conviction…yet we shall prevail. Sla’inte!!
You as well
Everyone keeps mentioning that concentration camps had showers as well, but DeSantis doesn’t say the showers are for the detained. He says they’re for the staff that will work there. So, no showers for the detained?!
Knowing DeSatan as the sick bastard he really is, those poor detainees would probably have to bath in the swamp while being supervised by the ruthless guards and gators. The level of cruelty and inhumane acts they get their rocks off by imposing can't be overstated. If only we get to see someday subhumans like the second coming of Medusa Krusty Dome, Heinrich Miller and even that corpse like thing that sits in Oval Office get what they deserve for crimes against humanity, that would give us some closure.
Maybe RFK jr would like to join them in a diety dip in the muck.
DIRTY dip
But considering he touts cod liver oil and other non-medical consumables, "diety" isn’t far off, Kristy.
Its not really funny. No telling what kind of sadistic MAGAts would run the camp. And the weather in the Everglades can be hellish. Doubt they'll have air conditioning. And he thinks giving them showers is a treat to make up for imprisoning them?
Lord, I forgot what a nightmare it will be without AC. And we all know there won't be AC.
To Governor DeathSentence, there is no detention like smelly detention
Caught that too and then wondered who in the hell would want to staff that sweaty, mosquito, alligator, python infested workplace? Never mind you'll be surrounded by tortured human beings. They're going to have to hire robots with no souls.
It's going to be staffed by the national guard. Looks like they have a little air conditioned trailer for detainees to get relief but otherwise they are in 100+ degree heat in tents. And blazing sun with no trees. Tiny D must be salivating over the death count.
I hate having to “like” this, but thank you for getting more info out there about the logistics of the latest concentration camp. We can’t let up.
The Miami Herald has had great reporting on this and it's so painful but I need to follow it.
ok, I’m on it as well. We can do this pain better than those than are going to actually live it.
That camp is gonna be a real suckathon! Fuckryan out loud!
Florida Man and his meth gator, of course.
You are describing the ICE goons. They are not human. Or humane.
No, they are sadistic put upon small men who want nothing more than being allowed to beat on people.
I don't believe the guards at Birkenau Aushwitz were robots. I think they were just regular people "following orders". I bet they find 100s of people applying for that job.
Figures 😡
That is correct. No showers for the illegally kidnapped folks. Like the soup nazi said "No shower for you!"
In a week that saw the "Supreme Court" officially remove itself from the guardrail against fascism business (as the "Republican Party" did some ten years ago) basically cementing the former United States into some sort of supremely un-funny Gong Show version of Viktor Orbán's Hungary - I regretfully admit that I've put myself on a regimen of Fuckitol injections and am simply going to stock up on popcorn, sit back & watch Rome burn at the hands of it's own citizens. 250 years was a good run - but Ben Franklin famously said, "A republic ... if you can keep it," and We didn't. This won't be un-fucked up any time soon. The brutes are in charge.
I’m not sure how I feel about the deluded souls that keep talking about, ‘’three and a half years from now when the next election…’’, as though it were a real thing.
We've had three "elections of our lifetimes" and whiffed on two (almost three.) It's no mystery what Trump & his handlers had in store - they wrote a 950 page public manifesto, for christ's sake ... and last time I looked, Trump was still luxuriating in an approval rating Biden could only dream about. This country is apparently perfectly happy with an abusive daddy. It doesn't help that most Americans couldn't find the United States on a map of the United States.
They certainly can't name or place all 50 states.
I can identify many states. My problem is the square ones !
Amen to this! 'there are a lot of dumbfuck reasons for going to war, but one of the dumbfuckiest reasons has to be 'because Sky-Guy says so.'"
Word of the Day: dumbfuckiest
1. Red hat: What a convoluted way to explain your fuck up. Sure, bro
2. You’d think Ron was explaining the newest vacation resort, instead of a torture village.
Disney must be so envious. Destroying precious wetlands and seizing millions in FEMA funds to build his personal GItmo, what a legacy. All the Nazis can retire in Florida now.
We don't want them.
He's selling the timeshare from Hell.
You’re would have worked as well
Don’t forget, Ivanka, Jr, Eric, Baron, Musk etc must be comfy there. I’m guessing gold shower room. 😀
Exactly Kay-EI!!
Ron and Vance both want to run for POTUS in 2028. Doesn't the Constitution ban aliens from serving as President?
Constitution? The one dragged from mar-a-largo golden guest bathroom archive to the swamp. First nut case that wrestles it from the alligators belly is the new President. Taco would sell admission tickets and merch including the “They don’t know what the fuck their doing” caps. It will be a show like no one has seen before.
😂
They will use semantics and call themselves extraterrestrials instead
No, they can't spell it (extra...)
SEMANTIC INFILTRATION
😂
Rhonda Sandtits is the most awkward lizard person since Junior… maybe the Blue States should secede and join Canada or the EU. I’m not sure I want to live in a Country in which he is a state governor.
My hope is Canada will buy California. Trump is so stupid he'll think its a great deal. So will we.
You should try living in a state in which he's governor. 😲
I did. I lived in Naples until 3 years ago. He has been a disaster for FL.
At least in 2001: A Space Odyssey the monkeys evolved, albeit with the help of the alien/Universal consciousness. No such hope for Largery Traitor Greene
😀
They’re all traitors Doc!!
"let’s all gaze in awe as a prehistoric hominid learns to use a simple tool"....thank you Jeff, I needed this shit this morning, and I got it...this newsletter is the highlight of my morning, EVERY fuckin morning!!!...cause the stupid is burning these days like fucking Thermite!
I hate to be the first one to point out that the hat would send a much better message if they knew how to spell "they're" 😂
Elaine, what worries me is that these hats might become collectors' items and go up in value and the proceeds right into Trumpet fucker's shit-lined pocket. Lord, I have to clean up my language.
Uh, being governed by Rapturepalooza-hungry whackos is not a good thing, just in case the event is further away than they think it is. There are numerous precedents for this. Many so-called prophets have foretold The End, causing their dewy eyed minions to give away their earthly wealth, and as far as I know, the apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet.
It's been over 2,000 years of "any day now."
That’s the beauty of it. “Any day now” never loses its accuracy
As a Jew there is a special place for us on this earth and it doesn't belong to the CINO's, Christian in Name Only. They still think that a guy who died two thousand years ago will come back to life and their rapture will begin. And that the earth is 6,000 years old. My mother used to tell me the bible is a collection of stories.
She is or was smart! My mother is an atheist & just rolls her 👀 hoping no one sees her. We were raised Catholic (dad). Guess what! It didn’t take on any of us. I taught the children all religions and practical science.
She passed away in 2016. She was Jewish raised by a Jewish father and a Catholic mother who converted to Judaism. She used to rail against the religious right for trying to force their antiquated beliefs on the rest of us. She was also a retired psychotherapist specializing in marriage and family counseling. She was very wise.
I am sorry she passed away. Sounds like a person of character who anyone, including me, would love to have known. Thank you for taking the time to share her story with me. 🙏🏻
CULT
Death Cult.
Perhaps some Jim Jones type can lead all of the cult party in a similar way.?
Isn't that orangeshitstain?
😂
God is an unreliable ally.
Jesus is a slacker.
This bunch of fucking idiots think that they’re going to take it with them.