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Kathleen Weber's avatar

This Week in LOSING: CEOs won't clap for Trump--on HIS BIRTHDAY!!

CEOs who attended a meeting with Trump in Washington 6/13/2024 told reporters they found him uninformed and unfocused. Christina Wilkie and Brian Schwartz of CNBC noted that the attendees dislike the Biden administration’s enforcement of antitrust laws, its price caps on drugs and medical products, and its promise of progressive tax policy and like Trump’s promise to slash regulations and cut taxes, so they went into the meeting hoping to support him.

One CEO left the meeting with the takeaway that “Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” and several, Andrew Ross Sorkin of CNBC reported, said that he “was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map.” He could not explain how he planned to accomplish any of the policies he was proposing. When asked why he had chosen a policy of bringing the corporate tax rate down to 20% [from 21%], he allegedly answered: “Well, it’s a round number.”

Trump also excitedly detailed to the corporate juggernauts his promise to eliminate taxes on worker tips—a questionable offer he stole from a Republican nominee for Senate and which, darkly, provoked LAUGHTER from the room full of CEOs.

No one applauded Trump, attendees reported, in striking contrast to reports of the enthusiasm of Republican lawmakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llwh5moo4bU

BTW, discussing taxes on tips with CEO's is like selling bikinis to polar bears. Not exactly a deeply felt need.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

folks, I'm writing about this tomorrow. please don't burn yourselves out commenting on it today

SeekingReason's avatar

Jeff, I’m doing what we all should do. Copy ReScumliCon tactics. I’m releasing my very own polling information.. Biden has 80% of the vote, trump has 12%, 8% undecided. Apparently there is absolutely no requirements to fact check, find out which people they polled etc. But I must add, I haven’t met a Democrat who has been polled yet. 🤫

Kerbo's avatar

In my voting years (AND before) I have never been polled by anyone except my kids. My husband knows better than to ask. 😘

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Me too plus I don’t know anyone who has.

Eileen's avatar

No kidding. Ask a Democrat in San Francisco about Biden? No, no, no! The diners in remote Michigan are too representative of how the REAL Americans feel!

Katy Griffith's avatar

Notice how Fox so called News always refers to the polls whenever Biden has done something that makes him look like he’s doing good things for Americans-or if old Cheeto does something stupid. If they didn’t have polls to refer to then they would have nothing to come back with

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes. The MSM just loves them a Cletus Safari

Joey Jobaa's avatar

That’s why I like Sara Longwells focus groups. Even though it’s a small sampling, she does them frequently and asks specific questions. I agree about polling. I also don’t know anyone who has ever been polled. We know they aren’t an accurate representation this far out. Donny is deteriorating before everyone’s eyes. Polls are worthless, especially now.

W.C. Jones's avatar

Agree, Most poll phone calls pop on my phone as Possible Scam, so I delete it. The Maga Nuts have nothing else to do but answer them.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I can't wait!!!

(So, I guess I didn't wait.)

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

...this oughta be good. I'll make popcorn.

Kerbo's avatar

Oh GOODIE. Cuz the next few weeks you’ll need a LOT of bandwidth so have your thesaurus out.

SPW's avatar

I hope these CEO’s finally realized they’ve hooked their star to an anvil instead. It would serve them all right; grasping, greedy, self-serving takers. Every. Last. One!

Timothy Fifer's avatar

But can guarantee you when Biden wins in November and the stock market takes off because of the stability in the economy with the steady hand of Biden continuing, those CEO’s will be all in for Biden! Just watch. Such loyalty!

Timothy Fifer's avatar

Can’t predict the future but SM is up overall with Biden despite what MAGA says. If price of their stock goes up , company is more valuable. More $ in their bank accounts. If that’s their bottom line then that’s their motivation. They do play every angle but profit is king.

SPW's avatar

We’ll see I guess. It’s my opinion that those guys play in a whole different ballpark and certainly by their own rules. The “greed is good” gene is strong so will keep their powder dry for more advantageous times. The stock mkt is but one game they play.

Bill Lawrence's avatar

I've gone back to X after three years so I could keep an eye on what's shakin' for MAGA. Right now these economic illiterates are all agog over Trump's musings about eliminating the income tax. I guess they don't realize if the Govt goes broke the citizenry will have to pony up for every service that it will no longer be able to provide. Think of the howls of anguish every time the Republicans shut down the govt for a few days. It would be something to see.

arne link's avatar

Yeah, imagine when there is a national emergency like a hurricane or something. They will be begging for help from the Gov-munt but it won't come.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Wait until they gut Medicare and social security… and the parents move back in with YOU. But not to worry, every year lots of them will die from the newest flu version that the CDC doesn’t have the funds to research and create a vaccine to prevent nor distribute. So the bedrooms will be empty for the kids and their kids to come back because the economy is so bad that only one job in each family, which won’t support the whole family. Buy a house? 😝😜🤪

EFS's avatar

That's the Gummint, sir.

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Kay-El's avatar

I had a convo with some dumbfuck on a different platform years ago who complained about taxes. I asked him who’ll fix the bridges, roads, etc. and do you live with your folks who pay for it, not you? Radio silence after that.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Fucking libertarians, selfish pricks who want everyone else to support them.

Kay-El's avatar

Yep. It’s all about the bootstraps until something crumbles.

Betsy L's avatar

It's like the old guy carrying the sign that said, "Keep your government hands off my Medicare!"

Runfastandwin's avatar

I guess it depends on how you define intelligence amirite...

Katy Griffith's avatar

Suddenly the GQP is taking on the policies of the Libertarians-maybe because they have no policies of their own that the majority will vote for

Patris's avatar

They may be bastards to their employees but they won’t hop into a car speeding towards a cliff.

Joey Jobaa's avatar

When will someone, anyone, state the obvious. Trump has dementia and it’s accelerating fast. Listen to Shrinking Trump podcast.

Sam Maruca's avatar

GQP lawmakers are bottom of the barrel. How friggin pathetic!!

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Mary Hall's avatar

Let's call LDFF "Loathsome Rhodes."

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Yes, they will vote for him.

Sam Maruca's avatar

Moot anyway, this planet is burning up.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Not only that, but businesses need stability, so people feel safe enough to buy their widgets, Tangeranus brings nothing but insanity and chaos.

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Yea, D-Day was a colossal failure...wait, what the actual fuck? Tell that to the few remaining heroes who were there to commemorate the 80th anniversary. Better yet, tell that to the thousands of Americans who didn't make it off that beach. Sit down, Lindsey.

SPW's avatar

Lindsey and Tim use the same MAGA library 🙄🙄.

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

they're both from south carolina - they don't know what a libary is

shee-rah's avatar

And they flunked American History in high school.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Are they secretly a couple?

Katy Griffith's avatar

They’re from the same state & share the same closet!

DonP's avatar

Oh better yet, tell it to the millions of Europeans still living under Nazi occupation.

Kay-El's avatar

1. “the right-wing noise machine can sense a disaster brewing” It’s their own fault for drinking Rudy’s swill

2. “Junk fees! I live for paying them. I purposely pay late so I can get hit with them”, said no one ever. Tim Scott doesn’t know what junk fees are apparently: “they can increase costs, obscure the true price, and make a profit off of "gotchas". I just love surprises, don’t you?

Katy Griffith's avatar

Tim Scott says he’s been pulled over by the police for “driving while black” and then says there’s no racism in the US. He also says black people love the orange fart maker

Kay-El's avatar

He’s entitled to his delusions though I absolutely believe the first part.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yeah, I’ve had a similar experience

Martha White's avatar

Had to read this several times to get a grip on how utterly fascinating the trumpanzee strategy is. Through each scan, I kept coming back to something I read during Shitler’s last nightmare run. It has stuck with me ever since.

“Rock bottom has a basement.”

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They call that a sub-basement. But does the sub-basement have a sub-basement?

DR JAGC's avatar

Why would anyone buy food in a place where people don’t wear clothes? Eewwwwww. That said, I nearly snorted coffee (not Rudy’s) with: Hair Dye Decaf and Mocha Covid Fart

Jeff- you are brilliant!!! Thank you!!!!

Teri's avatar

"Hair Dye Decaf and Mocha COVID Fart". Laughing like a crazedh hyena! Hope Lady Ruby & Shay Moss's attnys are all over any possible coffee income.

Mark Slattery's avatar

saying you went to a strip club for the food is like saying you watch porn for the plot

Dave Drell's avatar

I used to read Playboy for the articles

Randy Woodall's avatar

Back in the Publisher Clearinghouse days of the 80s, I had a couple of magazine subscriptions. Two that I recall were Rolling Stone (before they went to absolute sh*t) and Playboy. I won't lie, but at least back then Playboy DID have some pretty good interviews.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

well, I watch porn for the plot. so don't knock it!

lol

Patris's avatar

And if you haven’t dragged your boyfriend to a porn movie theater for the ‘experience’, well… never mind.

Randy Woodall's avatar

Everybody loves a movie with a happy ending.

un poco loco's avatar

Man, I would REALLY like to know what Orange Jenius has on Lindsey... it's gotta be yuuuge...

SPW's avatar

I’m thinking it’s the same thing he has on Tim Scott and it’s buried somewhere deep in a closet. SC really knows how to pick them.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

See also the more explicit "Ram Ranch" song.

shee-rah's avatar

I wonder why I’ve never heard that song on “Classic Cowboy Corral” with Ranger Doug and Too Slim.

shee-rah's avatar

I just heard a song on that program called “The Gay Ranchero.”

Mary Hall's avatar

A caller on a talk radio show I was listening to a while back said that he was delivering pizzas in SC and Mz. Lindsey opened the door wearing only a bathrobe. Another man was in the background wearing a matching robe. The pizza guy says, "Hey, aren't you a senator?" Mz. Lindsey replied, "Yeah, I'm Bernie Sanders."

Randy Woodall's avatar

Whether or not it really happened, that's funny!

Sandy K.'s avatar

By now if someone outed Lindsay Graham, it would become a big yawn-fest, “no shit Sherlock” after a day of media blitz. If true, it is surprising that no one has come forward to out him in all this time he’s been in the Senate.

Randy Woodall's avatar

I wonder what's keeping Matching Robe Guy from selling his story?

Oh that's right, hush money payments.

Vickie Berry's avatar

I think it’s got to be about the reason he’s known on the back streets as Miss Lindsay.

SeekingReason's avatar

Un poco loco, it’s what Vlad has on them all, Elderly Felon doesn’t have the brain cells to hold ANY information.

un poco loco's avatar

I'd certainly believe that Putin supplied some or all of the information Fuckface used to get Lindsey under control. Seeing Graham go on the Daily Show in 2016 and totally lose his shit over how awful Trump was, then become Trump's biggest cheerleader, seemed extreme enough that it was difficult to imagine it was just that Lindsey was gay.

Then again, I guess I'm not the target audience here: Graham would probably have to resign his Senate seat if that information was officially out in the open. While the people who would a) believe Trump *and* b) condemn Graham for it would hardly be a large majority, they would mostly be Republiscum.

So if that's what he's using to keep LIndsey under control, the Orange Jenius must have something more substantial than rumors... so yeah, maybe more-explicit kompromat supplied by Vlad.

Katy Griffith's avatar

He has to depend on the voters from South Carolina and they “ don’t cotton to no queer people “

un poco loco's avatar

A lot of them may already wonder, but it's one thing to think Lindsey might be a little light in the loafers and a whole 'nother thing to see video.

Katy Griffith's avatar

They would have to.see a video and even then most of them would not believe it

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Thank you! The RNC got hacked by Vladimir's hackers, but the Albino rapist never released any of that. The fucking Putin licker.

SeekingReason's avatar

Trump’s given more secrets away to foreign enemies than any spy we ever gave the death penalty to. But the ELDERLY, FELON-RAPIST-Seditionist-liar gets treated like a prince waiting to ascend t the thrown.

Geoff Anderson's avatar

The Lindsay Graham double douche-nozzle week for the win!

Kay-El's avatar

Graham cracker will never be able to get rid of the shit stains on his tongue

Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Jeff, this is a perfect collection this week! You nailed the ‘Graham Cracker’ perfectly! As for ‘Dye sided Guggliani’ I don’t drink coffee. If I did, I damn sure wouldn’t drink anything that had his name, or picture, on it!

I would like to say something about the living out of a box under a bridge. From January through the first week of April 2023 I lived under a bridge here in Georgia. It was colder than hell, and extremely uncomfortable. Actually, if it wasn’t for the other homeless folks there I’d probably have died. I had no medications, my oxygen, none of my medical equipment, nothing. I had no food, nor money when I hit there. The others helped me out for three weeks keeping me alive. So, I have them to thank for my life.

Teri's avatar

Daniel, so sorry you experienced homelessness and being without your medical necessities. Hope you are in a safer situation now. 🙏

Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Ohhh yes, Teri! I’m in a good situation now. I’m living in a home with my caregiver. I’m paying all the household bills, but what the hell. You can’t take any of it with you!!!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

How did you get back under a roof?

Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

My youngest stepson came to Albany and found me after he and his wife couldn’t get hold of me. He put me in a motel for three days, contacted my doctor who had nurses come and check me over, got me my medications, while he and his wife contacted the old landlady and retrieved what medical equipment hadn’t been toted to the dump of given away. He then set me up in an apartment here.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hooray! Someone definitely cared!

Dave Drell's avatar

Jeeez- that really sucks. Hope you on your feet now, Dan

Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

I’m doing much better now. At least I have a purpose for living.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

Hi Jeff. I’m wishing you an early happy Father’s Day. It’s okay to take a day off if you need to. We’ll be here waiting for your next post. Enjoy your family

SwitchBug's avatar

You can’t love this country and vote for Republicans. At least trump is honest about being a prick and hating America, veterans, the law, decency, intelligence, honesty, goodness, kindness, truth and just about anything else we hold dear. Republicans love trump. That says it all.

Kathy H's avatar

You are right. Trump's only strength is that he is an asshole "on purpose" & so many want to emulate that. There is no love for country or anything of value in that.

Karla's avatar

Lindsey Graham looks at Donald Trump like teenage girls looked at David Cassidy back in my day. If he had any shame, he’d be embarrassed by how stupid he appears.

Elliot Blinder's avatar

There’s no if. He clearly has no shame.

Barbara B's avatar

he doesn’t notice in the rise of today’s fascism, this is our chance to stop a fascist

Katy Griffith's avatar

John McCain must be turning over in his grave

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

<sigh....> these are not the interesting times I'd hoped to be living in.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, thanks for providing the lunacy report for the week.. Observing the congressional response upon the return to the crime scene by their lord and savior, all I can say is the level of loyalty and derangement is truly astounding… we’re talking levels exceeding the worship of Kim Jong Un… these idiots will do or say anything to protect their master, especially on his BDay… which reminds me…I haven’t seen any BDay greeting from Mel… I have to wonder..is she even in the country? Have a great weekend Jeff and fellow travelers.

bluesyfish's avatar

The clips of his subjects receiving him were nauseating, no? The GOP willingness to debase themselves by fawning all over him is disgusting, embarrassing, and terrifying all at once.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She probably jetted off to Paris to see her handsome friend Macron.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Boy, it’s hard to pick which is the funniest. Sure, Lindsey praising Glorious Leader’s golf game evokes that time when Kim (daddy) got 18 holes-in-one and it made the news, of course, but the strip club being in Miami gets bonus points, and I’m reminded of that line in Caddyshack, “Cinderella kid, outta nowhere…”. Have a lovely weekend.

Vickie Berry's avatar

As if trump’s supposedly better golf playing would make him a better President…no, not, never.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

He did get more than enough practice as “president”

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arne link's avatar

Yeah, but ole Linz knows how to fluff him.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Like a proper rent boy.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

And it's only mid-June. There's four and a half months of this to come. (By "this" I mean: rambling, nonsense, shark/battery monologues, idiocy about tariffs, undeniable evidence of dementia, and the entire GOP's desperate effort to ignore it, explain it away, justify it, and further embarrass themselves.)