I especially liked how Germany was able to negotiate the ending of WWII. I guess Hitler said something like, “What do I gotta do to bring the Allies to their knees? Kill myself?”
Uncle Jeff, did you notice the janky three arms next to the blocky handed angel? That’s kind of wild. AI is trying to put janky god out of crazy creation business.
It seems clear that they fed the plagerism robot with something like "make the crowd bigger than anyone has ever seen, made up of white men in suits. And throw in a few women, but make sure they're angels on steroids or nuns." These people are nucking futs.
There’s an easy tool to add to AI rendering to fix hands. Anyone who knows their ass from Dwumpy’s mouth uses this tool. Oh, but I forgot, MAGAs have no fucking clue about quality control. They only understand spewing shit.
How many mouths (or are they chins) does that blocky handed angel have? Tilt your screen a certain way, and you'll see some creepy shit crawling up her face.
Please tell me that the interviewer jumped in with "How can you say that? WWI and WWII both ended with surrender! Not to mention Hitler's suicide. . ."
JFC. Hitler committed suicide becuz he knew what the Ruskies were going to do to him. That and Adolph didn’t say enuf is enuf, and instead demanded every last Berliner defend the capital to the death. The city was leveled. There was nothing left when the Red Army reached der Fuhrer’s bunker. Yeah, lots of negotiating there.
Jizzy Divan is a rented propagandist who will say anything his billionaire paymasters desire—no matter how asinine. He is an empty suit with a merkin stapled to his stupid fucking face.
Clearly he knew this was a moment of humiliation. As has been noted, he's getting a foretaste about how everything he imagines is securing his "legacy" is going to be treated in the future.
William Blake's The Tyger. Do you remember a coupla months ago after Tiger Woods's latest car misadventure, and Jeff responded with Tiger, Tiger, turning right?
I used to feel so superior to those morons who shoot up highway signs and the even dumber morons who rip them off, take ‘em home and hang ‘em on the walls of their bedrooms, but… damn, I’d like to have just one of those letters, shoot holes in it, and hang it on the wall. It’d be a treasured family heirloom.
Good Morning Jeff.. as I predicted on other platforms concerning the removal to Donald’s name at the Kennedy Center. First off I’m sure those workers were getting OT pay along with 10% additional for work between 6pm and 6am.. Secondly, I stated that the actual removal will take place in the middle of the night 3am-4am. So I wonder who gave these orders as so much time had elapsed since Donalds and Todd’s appeal was rejected. What I did not expect was for this crew to put up tarps so the public (and Donald) could not view the removal… next up will be that Octagon shit show with weather and bugs descending on all the patrons… what could go wrong? Best to all fellow travelers.
The weather forecast for his ufc fight doesn't look like it's going to be too good, but he can always take his sharpie and move the weather somewhere else like he did with the hurricane in florida. 🤣
....that shoots out into the crowd, a la "Raders of the Lost Ark".
No matter WHAT happens, be prepared to hear #Bumblefuck blame the weather on hoards of CLOUD-SEEDING LIBTARDS, intent on spoiling his BIRTHDAY PARTY....w/ background music, courtesy of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party, & I'll Cry If I Want to".
Send down a swarm of ALASKAN mosquitoes. Those bastards are about 1" long, & leave a welt about the size of a quarter (personal experience).
My Dad was in the USAF at Eielson AFB/Fairbanks....& his standard joke was, "Something landed on the airstrip once....& we got 100 gal of jet fuel in it, before we realized it was a mosquito". Their leather jackets even had a pic of a helmet-wearing, cigar-chomping, scowling mosquito, blasting away w/ a machine gun. (Wish I still had that one - my brother ruined it.)
I saw where it was going when they started putting up a scaffold. The installed the letters using a scissor lift, and could have easily used it to remove them. The scaffold was solely for use as a de facto drapery rod.
I'm watching the final season of The Boys, and while I know the writers were patterning Homelander off him more and more as time went on, it's really uncanny how well they predicted him this final season. Even that Jesus Over America AI slop in this post and the golden idol down in Florida.
Torrential rains and lightning would be poetic justice. The liberal weather masheen that MTG and other MAGA kooks think we have will need to be turned up full blast.
There is something really, really wrong with our country that has allowed this tyrant to run roughshod over our values and laws. People call him a loser but why since he gets what he wants and enjoys the fruits of "our" labor. He is able to bankrupt our country, verbally abuse us 24 hours a day, plaster his name and image all over our nation's capitol in a heartbeat forcing us to hope we can remove his name from a beloved institution in a long foot dragging effort requiring court edict and ultimately removed in secret. When and how can we last until January. 2027?
Yeah, now that’s a good point I really didn’t think through.. what’s the over/under Donald sleeps through most of the production? I’m sure that issue is part of the new predictive gambling scheme..
As of a couple of hours ago, this was the DC forecast for tomorrow :
Hot and humid with intervals of clouds and sun; a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon; downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House
This was hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs! “ask not what your country can do for you — ask what grown men in tights, pretending to slap the shit out of each other, can do for Dear Leader.’
So the last screwworm outbreak was in 1966, so yeah, there’s no there’s no problem here. And “we’re from the government and we’re here to help and the secretary of health and human services has worms in his head, so cool!
Dirt vs Soil: Soil is a living, complex mixture of minerals, organic matter, water, air, and organisms that supports plant growth, while dirt is displaced or degraded soil lacking structure, nutrients, and biological activity.
It's amazing how fast TRump's name was added to the Kennedy Center, with a simple scissor lift, but it took an entire fKiNg day to build scaffolding to take it down. After about 10 p.m. PDST, I gave up and went to bed, figuring that The Convicted Felon was going to pull some stupid shit, like tarping off the site so the public couldn't see his name being pried off the building. I was right. He's such a fKiNg asshole. I hope he dies soon.
MS-NOW, before 6 pm yesterday, announced that its live feed of the scaffolding had already reached 3 million views on Youtube. That's roughly the number of ketchup bottles that hit the walls in the White House yesterday.
I just wish We the People could have witnessed the prying of TRump's name off the Kennedy Center. I knew TRump would somehow ruin it for everyone. He ruins EVERYTHING. The midterms are 5 months away and I hope TRump will become the Lame Duck that he is! Vote ALL Blue! 💙
But Medicaid can't afford to get my disabled family member portable oxygen, just 30' hoses. Because he doesn't need to breathe/leave the house. We need that money for OT, scaffolding, golden horses, and the Triumphal Trump Arch. Priorities, people.
That algae in the reflecting pool will be tough to get rid of .The National Swimming Pool Foundation in their publication -Pool and Spa Operator Handbook - makes two points : millions of spores are carried by the wind every day into pools . They thrive in warm humid weather, i.e. Washington DC . Only constant maintenance and the proper algicides can control this . Nobody in the current administration has a clue about any of this. The "useless scribblers " need to be reporting the condition of the reflecting pool on a regular basis going forward . Not holding my breath on that .
I have a swimming pool, maintenance is not even possible as far as the algae is concerned and never will be. That was #1 my thought when I heard of the renovation the concrete would have to of been redone. And the paint wouldn’t matter at all, that algae is here to stay.
This may be a dumb question, but who’s paying for the work to remove Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center? He changed the name illegally, so shouldn’t he be charged to take it down? Maybe he can ask his trillionaire friend to foot the bill.
Old Testament Bill of Rights... Jeff is on fire today. The name is off the Kennedy Center but the 250-ft arch de Trump is under construction on a rush schedule--20 hours per day because Fuckwit is also on a rush schedule owing to rotting from the inside out. The arch is entirely illegal but it's going up because - reasons. I'll make the safe prediction that it will be the most vandalized site in the nation and will eventually be relocated to one of Fuckwit's golf motels.
Apparently not. Squeaker Johnson claims to live by the Bible but his edition seems to edit out the parts about not bearing false witness and welcoming the stranger.
I am glad the spectacle of "men in tights beating the shit out of each other" is going ahead. Millions of people will wake up on Monday to those images and say, "Wait....what????
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
apparently, Couchfuck McGee believes that World War Two was ended through negotiation
https://x.com/yogeshtwet/status/2065425278139003082
I especially liked how Germany was able to negotiate the ending of WWII. I guess Hitler said something like, “What do I gotta do to bring the Allies to their knees? Kill myself?”
😂
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Uncle Jeff, did you notice the janky three arms next to the blocky handed angel? That’s kind of wild. AI is trying to put janky god out of crazy creation business.
It seems clear that they fed the plagerism robot with something like "make the crowd bigger than anyone has ever seen, made up of white men in suits. And throw in a few women, but make sure they're angels on steroids or nuns." These people are nucking futs.
these so-called Christian men believe that all women are meant to be either virgins, whores or submissive breeding stock
Quite a slew of funky fingers in that creation too.
There’s an easy tool to add to AI rendering to fix hands. Anyone who knows their ass from Dwumpy’s mouth uses this tool. Oh, but I forgot, MAGAs have no fucking clue about quality control. They only understand spewing shit.
How many mouths (or are they chins) does that blocky handed angel have? Tilt your screen a certain way, and you'll see some creepy shit crawling up her face.
I'm trying to decide if that one rosy spot on the angel's (pretty muscular) pec is a nipple?
it seems to be pointed kinda sideways . . . but she must have one. so what else could it be ???
Unless God screwed up badly and it turns out that there are mosquitos in Heaven
and thank you God that AI didn't try to 'MAGA-facture' a belly-button for her
Thankfully it appears that California hasn't made the cut. The whole west coast kinda curves in after Oregon. (Sorry all of you not living in CA)
In Trumpworld surrendering is negotiation, just look at his Iran “deals”
And Piss Pete likes to negotiate with bombs.
our big, fat, incontinent, inept, war mongering BULLY is being humiliated
by Iran
gee - whould'a thunk it?
The couch cushions lost and were sodomized by war criminals who look like bearded clams
Yeah, nothing like "negotiating" with two bombs named Little Boy and Fat Man.
Please tell me that the interviewer jumped in with "How can you say that? WWI and WWII both ended with surrender! Not to mention Hitler's suicide. . ."
JFC. Hitler committed suicide becuz he knew what the Ruskies were going to do to him. That and Adolph didn’t say enuf is enuf, and instead demanded every last Berliner defend the capital to the death. The city was leveled. There was nothing left when the Red Army reached der Fuhrer’s bunker. Yeah, lots of negotiating there.
And STILL some ppl still believed (see: Nuremberg (movie) / Göring) — despite the smoldering rubble
How embarrassing for Couchfuck.
Jizzy Divan is a rented propagandist who will say anything his billionaire paymasters desire—no matter how asinine. He is an empty suit with a merkin stapled to his stupid fucking face.
empty suit w/ a microphone :/
Yeah, the Japs surrendered!
Once they finish removing the name, can the worker swing by the White House and remove the actual person?
With the same crowbars
Jeepers, we could even reuse the scaffold.
I like the way you think.
Clearly he knew this was a moment of humiliation. As has been noted, he's getting a foretaste about how everything he imagines is securing his "legacy" is going to be treated in the future.
this has gotta be as humiliating as his own foreskin removal was
given the confirmed stormy daniels description of the result -- also a botch job
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
And send his sorry ass to the Hague!
They’d have to put a curtain up first. Might take a while.
Omar the Tentmaker would need *lots* of time to make anything YUUUGE enough to cover #Bumblefuck.
I can't be the only one Googling guillotine blueprints.
😂
Support completely
Touché JsuttraL!
Marry me.
The old Bill of Rights is so fucked
'Cause this clown car is running amok
But you gotta remember
To vote in November
And these bitches' old feathers we'll PLUCK!
Predator Preznit, human blight
Tweeting in the dead of night
What evil doth infest thy brain
Are you demented or insane
Grifter, rapist, liar, fool
Loves to hang with those more cool
Used to play with the WWE
Now wants to schmooze the UFC
Rushed to bomb without a plan
Now you're buttfucked by Iran
Jeffrey's pal, can't read or write
Making sense is your hardest fight
You're afraid of all the Epstein files
We'll see you soon in your coming trials
Wow! Are you channeling Poe?
William Blake's The Tyger. Do you remember a coupla months ago after Tiger Woods's latest car misadventure, and Jeff responded with Tiger, Tiger, turning right?
The man is brilliant. Everyone is saying...
Jeff helps keep us sane
I must have missed that one.....
Tiger, Tiger, turning right
Driving is his toughest fight
He could hit a golf ball far
But someone else should steer his car
One of your best!!
Daaaaaaannnnnng
Or tar and feather?
I used to feel so superior to those morons who shoot up highway signs and the even dumber morons who rip them off, take ‘em home and hang ‘em on the walls of their bedrooms, but… damn, I’d like to have just one of those letters, shoot holes in it, and hang it on the wall. It’d be a treasured family heirloom.
I'd turn mine into a relief station for pigeons.
That’s a maintenance issue. Eventually.
Yeah, I'd take some photos and then just bury it.
But worth it
Maybe Donny Dachau is going to sell each letter for $4995.00
each?
Since our taxpayer dollars were involved, he’ll just cart them off to one of his golf motels, pretending he owns them
Never thought of that!
Good point!
Special today $86.47.
I think he'll have to gild them just to jack up the price.
Except for the letter "R"....the Epstein Files are hidden under that one.
Good Morning Jeff.. as I predicted on other platforms concerning the removal to Donald’s name at the Kennedy Center. First off I’m sure those workers were getting OT pay along with 10% additional for work between 6pm and 6am.. Secondly, I stated that the actual removal will take place in the middle of the night 3am-4am. So I wonder who gave these orders as so much time had elapsed since Donalds and Todd’s appeal was rejected. What I did not expect was for this crew to put up tarps so the public (and Donald) could not view the removal… next up will be that Octagon shit show with weather and bugs descending on all the patrons… what could go wrong? Best to all fellow travelers.
The weather forecast for his ufc fight doesn't look like it's going to be too good, but he can always take his sharpie and move the weather somewhere else like he did with the hurricane in florida. 🤣
Hope there will be torrential downpours with tons of lightning!
I vote for one large, strategically placed bolt of lightning. ⚡
....that shoots out into the crowd, a la "Raders of the Lost Ark".
No matter WHAT happens, be prepared to hear #Bumblefuck blame the weather on hoards of CLOUD-SEEDING LIBTARDS, intent on spoiling his BIRTHDAY PARTY....w/ background music, courtesy of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party, & I'll Cry If I Want to".
It'll be Biden's fault...
Add in 100% humidity, biting gnats and mosquitoes.
Send down a swarm of ALASKAN mosquitoes. Those bastards are about 1" long, & leave a welt about the size of a quarter (personal experience).
My Dad was in the USAF at Eielson AFB/Fairbanks....& his standard joke was, "Something landed on the airstrip once....& we got 100 gal of jet fuel in it, before we realized it was a mosquito". Their leather jackets even had a pic of a helmet-wearing, cigar-chomping, scowling mosquito, blasting away w/ a machine gun. (Wish I still had that one - my brother ruined it.)
...and a tornado!!! Vicious!!!
If it's the same weather system we just had in Chicago, it's pretty nasty. All kinds of old trees ripped out by the roots here on the South Side.
Accurate lightning strikes.
🤣🤣🤣
😆
I saw where it was going when they started putting up a scaffold. The installed the letters using a scissor lift, and could have easily used it to remove them. The scaffold was solely for use as a de facto drapery rod.
On our dime. Always on our dime.
It's like his claiming they were "cheering" him at the Knicks game. Deep down he knows he is a failure and loser but has to remain in total denial.
His sad attempt at stolen valor has ended in total humiliation. But what he isn't allowed to steal, he destroys.
Everything he does now is a big F you to all Americans. He is out for vengeance.
He knows -- but won't admit -- that time is not on his side.
Never admits anything - a function of his
mega narcissism
Orangeshitstain is a PAB, delaying and covering it up, was just throwing its usual petty tantrum...
Ha ha ha ha ha ! TDS!!! TOTAL DENIAL SYNDROME !!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Deaf as well as semi blind and totally stupid. Unfortunately he can still talk.
But increasingly incoherently.
I'm watching the final season of The Boys, and while I know the writers were patterning Homelander off him more and more as time went on, it's really uncanny how well they predicted him this final season. Even that Jesus Over America AI slop in this post and the golden idol down in Florida.
GREAT performance by Antony Starr. I absolutely hated his character. :)
Torrential rains and lightning would be poetic justice. The liberal weather masheen that MTG and other MAGA kooks think we have will need to be turned up full blast.
What’s this Doc? The weather forecast did not mention ketchup flying all over our WH … what’s up with that?
He won't fling his ketchup as long as he can gaze at muscle-y sweaty men beating the shit out of each other
I have come to believe that he is a closet Queen. Nothing wrong with being a Queen, just own it.
He hasn't owned anything he is responsible for in his life, while laying claim and grabbing all that he covets but has no right to
There is something really, really wrong with our country that has allowed this tyrant to run roughshod over our values and laws. People call him a loser but why since he gets what he wants and enjoys the fruits of "our" labor. He is able to bankrupt our country, verbally abuse us 24 hours a day, plaster his name and image all over our nation's capitol in a heartbeat forcing us to hope we can remove his name from a beloved institution in a long foot dragging effort requiring court edict and ultimately removed in secret. When and how can we last until January. 2027?
Ugh! Don’t insult queens like that!
Yeah, now that’s a good point I really didn’t think through.. what’s the over/under Donald sleeps through most of the production? I’m sure that issue is part of the new predictive gambling scheme..
As of a couple of hours ago, this was the DC forecast for tomorrow :
Hot and humid with intervals of clouds and sun; a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon; downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House
Well..that sounds like poetry to me…🫨🫨🫨
*Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening!*
If it gets rained out he'll claim the weather was "rigged."
Since all those high intensity lights seem to be giving pilots at Reagan problems, don’t ask.
The tarps can be re-used to shield acts of pedophilia.
This was hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs! “ask not what your country can do for you — ask what grown men in tights, pretending to slap the shit out of each other, can do for Dear Leader.’
Thanks Jeff!
The "fluorescent thongs" -- omg!
So the last screwworm outbreak was in 1966, so yeah, there’s no there’s no problem here. And “we’re from the government and we’re here to help and the secretary of health and human services has worms in his head, so cool!
I’d say Brooke Rollins is as dumb as dirt, but dirt serves several useful purposes. Brooke only serves some fucking idiot.
Dirt vs Soil: Soil is a living, complex mixture of minerals, organic matter, water, air, and organisms that supports plant growth, while dirt is displaced or degraded soil lacking structure, nutrients, and biological activity.
It's amazing how fast TRump's name was added to the Kennedy Center, with a simple scissor lift, but it took an entire fKiNg day to build scaffolding to take it down. After about 10 p.m. PDST, I gave up and went to bed, figuring that The Convicted Felon was going to pull some stupid shit, like tarping off the site so the public couldn't see his name being pried off the building. I was right. He's such a fKiNg asshole. I hope he dies soon.
MS-NOW, before 6 pm yesterday, announced that its live feed of the scaffolding had already reached 3 million views on Youtube. That's roughly the number of ketchup bottles that hit the walls in the White House yesterday.
I just wish We the People could have witnessed the prying of TRump's name off the Kennedy Center. I knew TRump would somehow ruin it for everyone. He ruins EVERYTHING. The midterms are 5 months away and I hope TRump will become the Lame Duck that he is! Vote ALL Blue! 💙
As long as he has been rebuked, and made to look stupid, that’s fine with me.
Trump is why we can't have nice things and fun times!
He didn’t want anyone to see it being removed.
There again WHY does he get to call the shots?
I pray to the patron saint of McDonalds fryer grease that the Almighty give him a nonstop in coach to hell.
Amen!🤣😎🤣
May the one true Lord hear our prayer.
Ditto Megan, the choice of scaffolding was fairly obvious!
But Medicaid can't afford to get my disabled family member portable oxygen, just 30' hoses. Because he doesn't need to breathe/leave the house. We need that money for OT, scaffolding, golden horses, and the Triumphal Trump Arch. Priorities, people.
😔
The Reflecting Pool now looks like something RFK, Jr., would swim in.
That algae in the reflecting pool will be tough to get rid of .The National Swimming Pool Foundation in their publication -Pool and Spa Operator Handbook - makes two points : millions of spores are carried by the wind every day into pools . They thrive in warm humid weather, i.e. Washington DC . Only constant maintenance and the proper algicides can control this . Nobody in the current administration has a clue about any of this. The "useless scribblers " need to be reporting the condition of the reflecting pool on a regular basis going forward . Not holding my breath on that .
I have a swimming pool, maintenance is not even possible as far as the algae is concerned and never will be. That was #1 my thought when I heard of the renovation the concrete would have to of been redone. And the paint wouldn’t matter at all, that algae is here to stay.
😂
This may be a dumb question, but who’s paying for the work to remove Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center? He changed the name illegally, so shouldn’t he be charged to take it down? Maybe he can ask his trillionaire friend to foot the bill.
You spelled "dumb" with a "b." Trump tells us most people don't know that. That's because HE'S "dum."
He's a dum-dum a/k/a sucker.
Trump shouldn’t try to mess with us. He is such a moron
He's "low IQ." His every accusation is really a confession.
Us, of course!
As with everything, We The People will be paying for the removal
Old Testament Bill of Rights... Jeff is on fire today. The name is off the Kennedy Center but the 250-ft arch de Trump is under construction on a rush schedule--20 hours per day because Fuckwit is also on a rush schedule owing to rotting from the inside out. The arch is entirely illegal but it's going up because - reasons. I'll make the safe prediction that it will be the most vandalized site in the nation and will eventually be relocated to one of Fuckwit's golf motels.
Imagine what can be done to the arch de Dementia with a couple of drones.......
:-)
Not surprised he's working on the gilded Horses of the Apocalypse first.
Why do those horses look like mutant elephants?
Yep they look like elephants from the Dumbo dream trip
It will be more caked with bird shit than a submarine hull with barnacles.
I’m wondering who the dead guy buried under the arch will be per tradition Ann?
Puttin my $ on JD.
😂
Geez, shouldn't fundamentalist literalist Bible bangers know blasphemy when the see or create it?
JFC, unironically.
Apparently not. Squeaker Johnson claims to live by the Bible but his edition seems to edit out the parts about not bearing false witness and welcoming the stranger.
These faker types wave, wield, and utilize the Bible as a weapon of self-righteousness and judgement, but do not actually read or follow it.
The horrible Fake Christians are the worst things on earth. The good Lord should smite them and smite them good.
I am glad the spectacle of "men in tights beating the shit out of each other" is going ahead. Millions of people will wake up on Monday to those images and say, "Wait....what????
Hoping for locust and frogs!
Praying for lightning, lots of lightning.
I say ‘that angel’ you know the steroidal one should win the night at the UFC promo.
The horses look kinda pissed about the whole thing.
Pete "My-Christianity-Is-The-Best-One" Hegseth is going to be apoplectic over the Catholic imagery in the DHS meme.
Your columns always make my day. Keep up the good work.
Agree; I look forward to them every single day. I love Claudia’s selfie, btw. Thanks for sharing.