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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

apparently, Couchfuck McGee believes that World War Two was ended through negotiation

https://x.com/yogeshtwet/status/2065425278139003082

PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

I especially liked how Germany was able to negotiate the ending of WWII. I guess Hitler said something like, “What do I gotta do to bring the Allies to their knees? Kill myself?”

Diana's avatar

🤔 thinking what a wonderful moment that would be- to be free from nightmare!

I hope it rains on his “ I can’t believe it’s happening at the White House “ cage match ‼️

Ellyn's avatar

I’m hoping for lightning- and lots of bugs attracted to the night lights.

(I try to be a better person, but sadly it’s not working lately.)

Diana's avatar

I totally get it Ellyn - here too! I never realized just how much I : hate the daily grind of unbelievably crazy stories from the Gold Oval Office- it’s just too much!

: That our fellow citizens lost healthcare and aid and programs to help axed - crazy!

: That he’s destroying everything and making it cheap and vulgar!

Ohhhh the list could go on…..

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

Ow THAT is fucking hilarious, PrincessKrapotkin!! Thank you for a Saturday giggle

Cat Cafe's avatar

No, he negotiated "What if I have most of my Panzers on the Eastern front during D-Day, is that okay?" and then he negotiated having the Russians come into Berlin first, everyone was looking forward to that, he even gave up half of Germany to the Russians for decades, all part of the negotiation.

SPW's avatar
Jun 13Edited

Uncle Jeff, did you notice the janky three arms next to the blocky handed angel? That’s kind of wild. AI is trying to put janky god out of crazy creation business.

myhoopbabies's avatar

It seems clear that they fed the plagerism robot with something like "make the crowd bigger than anyone has ever seen, made up of white men in suits. And throw in a few women, but make sure they're angels on steroids or nuns." These people are nucking futs.

Cathy Rady's avatar

these so-called Christian men believe that all women are meant to be either virgins, whores or submissive breeding stock

Pete Gorton's avatar

actually, they need to be all three (Schrodiger lives among us!)

William Burke's avatar

And it would appear that the blocky-handed-steroid-infused angels are working on the southern border wall. Could be wrong on that, but I’m erring on the side of reality.

rlritt's avatar

But where are they going to get the actual builders to do the job if they get rid of all the Mexican immigrants?

Lisbeth Whitney's avatar

Quite a slew of funky fingers in that creation too.

A.J. Madison's avatar

There’s an easy tool to add to AI rendering to fix hands. Anyone who knows their ass from Dwumpy’s mouth uses this tool. Oh, but I forgot, MAGAs have no fucking clue about quality control. They only understand spewing shit.

Dorian's avatar

How many mouths (or are they chins) does that blocky handed angel have? Tilt your screen a certain way, and you'll see some creepy shit crawling up her face.

Cathy Rady's avatar

I'm trying to decide if that one rosy spot on the angel's (pretty muscular) pec is a nipple?

it seems to be pointed kinda sideways . . . but she must have one. so what else could it be ???

Unless God screwed up badly and it turns out that there are mosquitos in Heaven

Cathy Rady's avatar

and thank you God that AI didn't try to 'MAGA-facture' a belly-button for her

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Thankfully it appears that California hasn't made the cut. The whole west coast kinda curves in after Oregon. (Sorry all of you not living in CA)

Bonnie Council's avatar

And the janky angels all have the same face too. That is positively creepy. And to think the Christofascist propaganda peddlers want us all to think as they do. Ew on steroids.

Tracey's avatar

I missed that, thanks for pointing it out!

Kay-El's avatar

In Trumpworld surrendering is negotiation, just look at his Iran “deals”

Grace Kennedy's avatar

And Piss Pete likes to negotiate with bombs.

Cathy Rady's avatar

our big, fat, incontinent, inept, war mongering BULLY is being humiliated

by Iran

gee - whould'a thunk it?

DebJS's avatar

Iranians hired psychologists to assist in the negotiations because they believe Trump is mentally ill (and it's helping).

https://www.rawstory.com/iran-2677034590/

Investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill reported that Iranian negotiators have enlisted senior psychologists to assess communications intended for President Donald Trump during ongoing peace talks with Washington.

According to Iranian sources, negotiators believe Trump is legitimately mentally ill and is operating in an impaired mental state, Scahill explained during his appearance on the podcast “Breaking Points.”

The Iranian team developed psychological profiles of Trump's condition and began tailoring messages through psychologists before delivering them to mediators.

Sources indicated this approach yielded progress, describing the interaction in clinical terms, "like they're dealing with a patient."

Diana's avatar

Easy prey ….

Joe Witkowski's avatar

The couch cushions lost and were sodomized by war criminals who look like bearded clams

TCinDC's avatar

Yeah, nothing like "negotiating" with two bombs named Little Boy and Fat Man.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Please tell me that the interviewer jumped in with "How can you say that? WWI and WWII both ended with surrender! Not to mention Hitler's suicide. . ."

A.J. Madison's avatar

JFC. Hitler committed suicide becuz he knew what the Ruskies were going to do to him. That and Adolph didn’t say enuf is enuf, and instead demanded every last Berliner defend the capital to the death. The city was leveled. There was nothing left when the Red Army reached der Fuhrer’s bunker. Yeah, lots of negotiating there.

P123Sunny's avatar

And STILL some ppl still believed (see: Nuremberg (movie) / Göring) — despite the smoldering rubble

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

A few days in Nuremberg would straighten his shit out.

Bonnie Council's avatar

I'm willing to bet my seat at the UFC arena that Vance never studied a line of European history, much less American history.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I find the constant and frequent evidence of trump and his admin's ignorance astonishing - and so would many of our previous Presidents and politicians. How CAN you even begin to run a country when you are so uneducated?

SethTriggs's avatar

Jizzy Divan is a rented propagandist who will say anything his billionaire paymasters desire—no matter how asinine. He is an empty suit with a merkin stapled to his stupid fucking face.

P123Sunny's avatar

empty suit w/ a microphone :/

Dorian's avatar

How embarrassing for Couchfuck.

DeBurgh's avatar

Either Vance is lying or he's stupid. Maybe both. Ask Robt E Lee about his surrender to Grant at Appomatox. No negotiation. Grant granted clemency and mercy and food to Lee's starving troops, but Lee had zero input on it.

Richard Hughes's avatar

Yeah, the Japs surrendered!

Bonnie Council's avatar

After we "negotiated." Yeah. He's so freaking stupid.

Vassilis Serafimakis's avatar

That's actually true. My father remembers Hitler closing off the strait of Hormuz - he had the Allies scrambling in panic!.

JsuttraL's avatar

Once they finish removing the name, can the worker swing by the White House and remove the actual person?

HI2thDoc's avatar

With the same crowbars

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Jeepers, we could even reuse the scaffold.

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

I like the way you think.

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

H12thDoc - that is a great repurposing idea!! 💡

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Clearly he knew this was a moment of humiliation. As has been noted, he's getting a foretaste about how everything he imagines is securing his "legacy" is going to be treated in the future.

Cathy Rady's avatar

this has gotta be as humiliating as his own foreskin removal was

Rick's avatar

given the confirmed stormy daniels description of the result -- also a botch job

Cathy Rady's avatar

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Polly Sears's avatar

And send his sorry ass to the Hague!

SPW's avatar

They’d have to put a curtain up first. Might take a while.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Omar the Tentmaker would need *lots* of time to make anything YUUUGE enough to cover #Bumblefuck.

bruce somers's avatar

I can't be the only one Googling guillotine blueprints.

Wendymae's avatar

My friend is convinced that the tarp will never come down. What kind of broken inside man baby fights until the last second to have their name kept on a fucking building? Unfortunately we know too well.

JsuttraL's avatar

Once they finish removing the name, can the workers swing by the White House and remove the actual person?

Carlye Hooten's avatar

Please! I'll spring for the overtime...

Deb's avatar

Support completely

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The old Bill of Rights is so fucked

'Cause this clown car is running amok

But you gotta remember

To vote in November

And these bitches' old feathers we'll PLUCK!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Predator Preznit, human blight

Tweeting in the dead of night

What evil doth infest thy brain

Are you demented or insane

Grifter, rapist, liar, fool

Loves to hang with those more cool

Used to play with the WWE

Now wants to schmooze the UFC

Rushed to bomb without a plan

Now you're buttfucked by Iran

Jeffrey's pal, can't read or write

Making sense is your hardest fight

You're afraid of all the Epstein files

We'll see you soon in your coming trials

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Wow! Are you channeling Poe?

HI2thDoc's avatar

William Blake's The Tyger. Do you remember a coupla months ago after Tiger Woods's latest car misadventure, and Jeff responded with Tiger, Tiger, turning right?

arne link's avatar

The man is brilliant. Everyone is saying...

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jeff helps keep us sane

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I must have missed that one.....

HI2thDoc's avatar

Tiger, Tiger, turning right

Driving is his toughest fight

He could hit a golf ball far

But someone else should steer his car

Polly Sears's avatar

One of your best!!

Rick's avatar

Out damned spot............

Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

Good one, Doc!!! Fingers crossed we pluck their feathers!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I used to feel so superior to those morons who shoot up highway signs and the even dumber morons who rip them off, take ‘em home and hang ‘em on the walls of their bedrooms, but… damn, I’d like to have just one of those letters, shoot holes in it, and hang it on the wall. It’d be a treasured family heirloom.

Noel's avatar

I'd turn mine into a relief station for pigeons.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

That’s a maintenance issue. Eventually.

Noel's avatar

Yeah, I'd take some photos and then just bury it.

Dave Drell's avatar

Maybe Donny Dachau is going to sell each letter for $4995.00

each?

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Since our taxpayer dollars were involved, he’ll just cart them off to one of his golf motels, pretending he owns them

Dave Drell's avatar

Never thought of that!

Good point!

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Except for the letter "R"....the Epstein Files are hidden under that one.

Jan Moon's avatar

I think he'll have to gild them just to jack up the price.

Sandy's avatar

I’d pay $86.47

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Good send cash directly to me I’ll make sure it’s secure.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Good Morning Jeff.. as I predicted on other platforms concerning the removal to Donald’s name at the Kennedy Center. First off I’m sure those workers were getting OT pay along with 10% additional for work between 6pm and 6am.. Secondly, I stated that the actual removal will take place in the middle of the night 3am-4am. So I wonder who gave these orders as so much time had elapsed since Donalds and Todd’s appeal was rejected. What I did not expect was for this crew to put up tarps so the public (and Donald) could not view the removal… next up will be that Octagon shit show with weather and bugs descending on all the patrons… what could go wrong? Best to all fellow travelers.

Kathy E Gattuso's avatar

The weather forecast for his ufc fight doesn't look like it's going to be too good, but he can always take his sharpie and move the weather somewhere else like he did with the hurricane in florida. 🤣

US Blues's avatar

Hope there will be torrential downpours with tons of lightning!

myhoopbabies's avatar

I vote for one large, strategically placed bolt of lightning. ⚡

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

....that shoots out into the crowd, a la "Raders of the Lost Ark".

No matter WHAT happens, be prepared to hear #Bumblefuck blame the weather on hoards of CLOUD-SEEDING LIBTARDS, intent on spoiling his BIRTHDAY PARTY....w/ background music, courtesy of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party, & I'll Cry If I Want to".

Tedd VanWagner's avatar

It'll be Biden's fault...

Lois Levenstone's avatar

Add in 100% humidity, biting gnats and mosquitoes.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Send down a swarm of ALASKAN mosquitoes. Those bastards are about 1" long, & leave a welt about the size of a quarter (personal experience).

My Dad was in the USAF at Eielson AFB/Fairbanks....& his standard joke was, "Something landed on the airstrip once....& we got 100 gal of jet fuel in it, before we realized it was a mosquito". Their leather jackets even had a pic of a helmet-wearing, cigar-chomping, scowling mosquito, blasting away w/ a machine gun. (Wish I still had that one - my brother ruined it.)

Lois Levenstone's avatar

Love it. We have some of those nasty mosquitoes in Canada too - the province of Manitoba jokingly refers to them the provincial bird.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

I'd heard that!! 🤣🤣🤣

Cathy Wray's avatar

...and a tornado!!! Vicious!!!

zuzu's avatar

If it's the same weather system we just had in Chicago, it's pretty nasty. All kinds of old trees ripped out by the roots here on the South Side.

Susan Jane's avatar

That's awful. I hate to see those old trees go.

Cathy Wray's avatar

...but it would be nice to see the circus blown away, with you-know-who in it!!

Deb's avatar

Accurate lightning strikes.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I saw where it was going when they started putting up a scaffold. The installed the letters using a scissor lift, and could have easily used it to remove them. The scaffold was solely for use as a de facto drapery rod.

HI2thDoc's avatar

On our dime. Always on our dime.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It's like his claiming they were "cheering" him at the Knicks game. Deep down he knows he is a failure and loser but has to remain in total denial.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

His sad attempt at stolen valor has ended in total humiliation. But what he isn't allowed to steal, he destroys.

arne link's avatar

Everything he does now is a big F you to all Americans. He is out for vengeance.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He knows -- but won't admit -- that time is not on his side.

Dave Drell's avatar

Never admits anything - a function of his

mega narcissism

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Which is why he's inflicting all his narcissistic, ego-driven bullshit all over DC. Anything #Bumblefuck can slap his name on - in YUUUGE, fake gold letters - *&* figure out how to PERSONALLY PROFIT from it - is FAIR GAME, as far as HE'S concerned.

Fortunately for US, all that garbage can be TORN DOWN after he's out of the WH (preferably while he's still alive, so he can WATCH IT HAPPEN 🤣). The East Wing can be rebuilt, to at least

make the exterior look like it it once did.

Unfortunately for HIM, I think the ONE LEGACY he'll leave behind, will be a new listing in the next edition of the DSM (Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), under 301.7, ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDERS. I think it would be fitting to call it.... "🚽rump Degangement Syndrome", after the phrase HE HIMSELF COINED....because the only word you can call his ego-driven frenzy IS "DERANGED".

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Orangeshitstain is a PAB, delaying and covering it up, was just throwing its usual petty tantrum...

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha ! TDS!!! TOTAL DENIAL SYNDROME !!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

zuzu's avatar

I'm watching the final season of The Boys, and while I know the writers were patterning Homelander off him more and more as time went on, it's really uncanny how well they predicted him this final season. Even that Jesus Over America AI slop in this post and the golden idol down in Florida.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

GREAT performance by Antony Starr. I absolutely hated his character. :)

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Deaf as well as semi blind and totally stupid. Unfortunately he can still talk.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

But increasingly incoherently.

rlritt's avatar

He has to know. He just cant admit it to press. He's hoping everyone will believe him and not the actual live event.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Torrential rains and lightning would be poetic justice. The liberal weather masheen that MTG and other MAGA kooks think we have will need to be turned up full blast.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

What’s this Doc? The weather forecast did not mention ketchup flying all over our WH … what’s up with that?

HI2thDoc's avatar

He won't fling his ketchup as long as he can gaze at muscle-y sweaty men beating the shit out of each other

arne link's avatar

I have come to believe that he is a closet Queen. Nothing wrong with being a Queen, just own it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He hasn't owned anything he is responsible for in his life, while laying claim and grabbing all that he covets but has no right to

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

There is something really, really wrong with our country that has allowed this tyrant to run roughshod over our values and laws. People call him a loser but why since he gets what he wants and enjoys the fruits of "our" labor. He is able to bankrupt our country, verbally abuse us 24 hours a day, plaster his name and image all over our nation's capitol in a heartbeat forcing us to hope we can remove his name from a beloved institution in a long foot dragging effort requiring court edict and ultimately removed in secret. When and how can we last until January. 2027?

Robert Eckert's avatar

I don't believe that he has any specific sexuality, rather that he is an equal-opportunity predator

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Don't forget....he RAPED LITTLE *BOYS*, too.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Ugh! Don’t insult queens like that!

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Yeah, now that’s a good point I really didn’t think through.. what’s the over/under Donald sleeps through most of the production? I’m sure that issue is part of the new predictive gambling scheme..

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

As of a couple of hours ago, this was the DC forecast for tomorrow :

Hot and humid with intervals of clouds and sun; a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon; downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Well..that sounds like poetry to me…🫨🫨🫨

Paula Dean's avatar

*Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening!*

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If it gets rained out he'll claim the weather was "rigged."

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Nice Queen reference!

SPW's avatar

Since all those high intensity lights seem to be giving pilots at Reagan problems, don’t ask.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

The tarps can be re-used to shield acts of pedophilia.

DeBurgh's avatar

WaPo reminded us that Trump used scissor lifts to put up the letters quickly. The workers could have done the same to take them down quickly. Bad Faith and shitty behavior runs deep with this batch of so called "trustees". Donald is the new version of Commodus, 2,000 years later. (Thanks Max Miller!)

Tess's avatar

This was hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs! “ask not what your country can do for you — ask what grown men in tights, pretending to slap the shit out of each other, can do for Dear Leader.’

Thanks Jeff!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The "fluorescent thongs" -- omg!

Dina's avatar

The Reflecting Pool now looks like something RFK, Jr., would swim in.

george  campbell's avatar

That algae in the reflecting pool will be tough to get rid of .The National Swimming Pool Foundation in their publication -Pool and Spa Operator Handbook - makes two points : millions of spores are carried by the wind every day into pools . They thrive in warm humid weather, i.e. Washington DC . Only constant maintenance and the proper algicides can control this . Nobody in the current administration has a clue about any of this. The "useless scribblers " need to be reporting the condition of the reflecting pool on a regular basis going forward . Not holding my breath on that .

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I have a swimming pool, maintenance is not even possible as far as the algae is concerned and never will be. That was #1 my thought when I heard of the renovation the concrete would have to of been redone. And the paint wouldn’t matter at all, that algae is here to stay.

Megan Ross's avatar

It's amazing how fast TRump's name was added to the Kennedy Center, with a simple scissor lift, but it took an entire fKiNg day to build scaffolding to take it down. After about 10 p.m. PDST, I gave up and went to bed, figuring that The Convicted Felon was going to pull some stupid shit, like tarping off the site so the public couldn't see his name being pried off the building. I was right. He's such a fKiNg asshole. I hope he dies soon.

Joyce's avatar

MS-NOW, before 6 pm yesterday, announced that its live feed of the scaffolding had already reached 3 million views on Youtube. That's roughly the number of ketchup bottles that hit the walls in the White House yesterday.

Megan Ross's avatar

I just wish We the People could have witnessed the prying of TRump's name off the Kennedy Center. I knew TRump would somehow ruin it for everyone. He ruins EVERYTHING. The midterms are 5 months away and I hope TRump will become the Lame Duck that he is! Vote ALL Blue! 💙

Crystal Hartley's avatar

Trump is why we can't have nice things and fun times!

Dave Drell's avatar

As long as he has been rebuked, and made to look stupid, that’s fine with me.

rlritt's avatar

He has plans for fixing the midterms. Including but not limited to surrounding polling places with ICE agents. You know, for all those imaginary illegal immigrants voting.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

He didn’t want anyone to see it being removed.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

There again WHY does he get to call the shots?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

I pray to the patron saint of McDonalds fryer grease that the Almighty give him a nonstop in coach to hell.

Megan Ross's avatar

Amen!🤣😎🤣

arne link's avatar

May the one true Lord hear our prayer.

Robert Eckert's avatar

The scaffolding wasn't to take it down, but to hold the tarp that prevented us from watching it be torn down.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Megan, the choice of scaffolding was fairly obvious!

Martha Howell's avatar

But Medicaid can't afford to get my disabled family member portable oxygen, just 30' hoses. Because he doesn't need to breathe/leave the house. We need that money for OT, scaffolding, golden horses, and the Triumphal Trump Arch. Priorities, people.

Mike Hammer's avatar

So the last screwworm outbreak was in 1966, so yeah, there’s no there’s no problem here. And “we’re from the government and we’re here to help and the secretary of health and human services has worms in his head, so cool!

Bob's avatar

I’d say Brooke Rollins is as dumb as dirt, but dirt serves several useful purposes. Brooke only serves some fucking idiot.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Dirt vs Soil: Soil is a living, complex mixture of minerals, organic matter, water, air, and organisms that supports plant growth, while dirt is displaced or degraded soil lacking structure, nutrients, and biological activity.

Bob's avatar

It would still be unfair to dirt.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

This may be a dumb question, but who’s paying for the work to remove Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center? He changed the name illegally, so shouldn’t he be charged to take it down? Maybe he can ask his trillionaire friend to foot the bill.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

You spelled "dumb" with a "b." Trump tells us most people don't know that. That's because HE'S "dum."

J Glaspie's avatar

He's a dum-dum a/k/a sucker.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Trump shouldn’t try to mess with us. He is such a moron

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He's "low IQ." His every accusation is really a confession.

Susan Jane's avatar

But he's a master of the air accordion! A real virtuoso.

Bob Kent's avatar

As with everything, We The People will be paying for the removal

rlritt's avatar

He never pays his bills. He stuffs everyone.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Old Testament Bill of Rights... Jeff is on fire today. The name is off the Kennedy Center but the 250-ft arch de Trump is under construction on a rush schedule--20 hours per day because Fuckwit is also on a rush schedule owing to rotting from the inside out. The arch is entirely illegal but it's going up because - reasons. I'll make the safe prediction that it will be the most vandalized site in the nation and will eventually be relocated to one of Fuckwit's golf motels.

Joyce's avatar

Imagine what can be done to the arch de Dementia with a couple of drones.......

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Not surprised he's working on the gilded Horses of the Apocalypse first.

Paula Dean's avatar

Why do those horses look like mutant elephants?

Theresa Breach's avatar

Yep they look like elephants from the Dumbo dream trip

SLS's avatar

I think they're Art Deco period.

serenity's avatar

I thought the same thing! That they were elephants.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’m wondering who the dead guy buried under the arch will be per tradition Ann?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

It will be more caked with bird shit than a submarine hull with barnacles.

PAUL's avatar

"Relocated" using directional explosives.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Geez, shouldn't fundamentalist literalist Bible bangers know blasphemy when the see or create it?

JFC, unironically.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Apparently not. Squeaker Johnson claims to live by the Bible but his edition seems to edit out the parts about not bearing false witness and welcoming the stranger.

HI2thDoc's avatar

These faker types wave, wield, and utilize the Bible as a weapon of self-righteousness and judgement, but do not actually read or follow it.

arne link's avatar

The horrible Fake Christians are the worst things on earth. The good Lord should smite them and smite them good.

Tina Zep's avatar

“squeaker Johnson”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

rlritt's avatar

Its an abridged edition.

Mark Slattery's avatar

I am glad the spectacle of "men in tights beating the shit out of each other" is going ahead. Millions of people will wake up on Monday to those images and say, "Wait....what????

Hoping for locust and frogs!

arne link's avatar

Praying for lightning, lots of lightning.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I say ‘that angel’ you know the steroidal one should win the night at the UFC promo.

David M Marko's avatar

I'm sure if Pumpkinhead was asked about the people cheering the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center he would claim they were paid actors.... of course from the Soros backed Antifa slush fund.

rlritt's avatar

Ha ha. Why not Martians? Thats equally believable.

Joanne's avatar

Pete "My-Christianity-Is-The-Best-One" Hegseth is going to be apoplectic over the Catholic imagery in the DHS meme.

Kathy E Gattuso's avatar

Your columns always make my day. Keep up the good work.

Jacqueline Gindler's avatar

Agree; I look forward to them every single day. I love Claudia’s selfie, btw. Thanks for sharing.