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Oh, and a little tidbit that floated across my screen yesterday, when Trump arrived at Mar a Crapo, he had to be calmed and talked down. Yep, he is freakin', and at least he's got just that much awareness. If he had half a brain, he wouldn't keep baiting the Hague criminal hunter. That guy is really good at his job and who knows, maybe he doesn't appreciate having his faimly put in danger constantly and maybe Donald Dumb is missing that every time he escalates his threats, namecalling and hatefulness, Smith goes and digs a little deeper and lo and behold, this time he comes up with another piece of overwhelming evidence attached to another live human who is now also in serious trouble.

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This is a pretty wonderful thing you've done here. I started laughing at the beginning and all the way to the end. If anyone can make us laugh through the horror of all this, it's a saving feat. More, please. hahahahahahaha

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To further add to the X comedy of errors, Elon can't change the name in the Apple store because Apple requires apps to have a minimum of 2 characters. The app's icon has changed to an X, but the name of the app is still Twitter.

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I’m still waiting for the GOP to claim running for their lives is what prepared Blacks to be so good at sports.

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GAWD I LOVED hearing that about “X” belonging to Zuck. Holy cow that Musk idiot can’t get out of his own way.

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My fave, Jeff:

“...my god, how does this woman get the fork to her mouth without stabbing herself in the eye...”

All I could think of was Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with the cork on his fork🤣🤣

Perhaps we could all send her one...or two?🍴

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The best way for Donald Trump to get out of all his legal problems would be to get on his private jet with the solid gold toilets and tell the pilot to take him to Saudi Arabia, or any country without an extradition treaty with the US. But he better act fast. The indictments are still coming and at some point they're going to make him turn over this passport to the authorities.

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Highlight:

'my god, how does this woman get the fork to her mouth without stabbing herself in the eye." 🤣

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Jul 29, 2023·edited Jul 29, 2023

This is my all-time favorite pic! https://twitter.com/raggapegs/status/1665972536885035009

Per Steven Beschloss: "Jack Smith might be simply described as a badass."

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Serious question... who watches Ben Shapiro?

I grew up thinking all humans believed the Holocaust was bad. How did we get here?

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Shouldn’t the caption describing Kari Lake read:

Current Governor of Arizona ... in her own mind.

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Well done as usual! Great Wrap Up!

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Is it just me or are the weeks getting stupider?

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Oh, Jeff, as I said before night's worth repeating? I love you and I love what you do in print. It's like you go into my mind. You read all my thoughts, you get it them up, and you lay them out for everybody to read. And you do it so much better than I could. You're stil articulate and I appreciate your honesty you're the best.

And you know what I say, f*** Twitter?

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It is guaranteed some fucking stupid dipshit will do something stupid by the time you have lunch

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This is one of your funniest weekly recaps. The Kari Lake fork eye poke put me on the floor. Your lens of humor filters the BS that keeps me from murderous rage at Republican idiocy.

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