Trump told a group of so-called "christians" that if they vote for him, they'll never have to vote again. Said by the end of four years, he'll have everything "fixed."
They will stage a coup like they tried before; the Heritage Foundation has already said there would be a Revolution and it may be bloody I hope the Secret Service is prepared.
This Heritage Foundation clown with his 'revolution',the revolution started in 2020 with firing your Orange Fuhrer,and quote comes to mind from 'True Grit'...'That's pretty big talk for a one-eyed fat man'
Yep. Those thinking that a revolution is coming are forgetting one critical fact. Trump is no longer in the White House, calling the shots. He had the power to act (or not act, more to the point) last time. That won't be true again. AND most of Trump's "field generals" are in prison, or hiding from the FBI, and his "Pentagon Generals" (Stone, Miller, etc) aren't about to get down and dirty on the streets.
He said if people vote for him now, they won't need to vote again in four years. He'll take care of it. The video is out there. It was corroborated by more than one source, as well. -- at this rate he's going to definitely drop an N-bomb before November. Probably a few other choice slurs as well.
I think he will drop the N bomb followed by the C word when talking about Harris. It will be caught by a hot mike. He can't control what he spews from that sewer mouth. But he knows his cult will love it.
He'll have everything "fixed" alright just like his golf score and all of the other bullshit he pulls. Any guesses what he said his score was on that hole? Pretty damn scary what we're dealing with and the choice couldn't be more obvious. In the meantime thanks to Dr. Ronnie Quackson, that ear has never looked better. Their transparency is about as good as that oversized maxi pad.
For anyone out there that thinks part of an ear (even the tip) will grow back, I would like to offer to sell you some swamp land I own in the Everglades
I don’t understand why this isn’t THE breaking news lead on every channel everywhere. Is it that everyone is so numb to the lies that this completely disgraceful (and telling) statement doesn’t even get a mention? And, why are they not sending reporters to ask their team for a clarification?
Many big outlets have reported on it: NYT, The Guardian, USA Today, Reuters, The Hill, MSN, CNN, Yahoo news, and more.
ETA: I could be wrong, but I think it takes longer to create a video report for TV news than it does to write a news story and post it online. I think we'll soon see this on the major TV networks.
Yep. It was even reported on the BBC Radio Four’s six o’clock news just now. Although the BBC report also said that it was not clear what Trump meant by this statement. Really ? Not clear ? Being a Christo fascist Project 2025 Dictator for a day is all it takes to dictate that the US becomes your personal fiefdom.
Appreciate the note, and I did see it reported, in like, ‘he said some more shit.’ Why no demand for clarification? Why are people not parked outside of where ever he is today and demanding answers when he walks out the door? Media is constantly ’ Reporting to us’ 🤮 what he says about everyone, what he thinks about every single step Biden has taken or Kamala has taken every single day, and never ever ever ever ever holding him/his minions accountable for all of the ridiculous and terrible and horrifying and terrifying things he says and does. ✌️
Freakish. But like all of his trial balloons, Trump reinforces the fact that his followers have no problem with violence toward women, hatred of the other, dictator day one, attack on the nation’s capitol… He could shoot a person on Fifth Avenue and get away with it. Every more egregious act results in zero reduction from the MAGA ranks. That said, he is providing the Democratic Party with so much ammunition. Bless his toxic heart.
While Kamala's campaign ads can be obviously viewed as biased towards her (duh), I am SO glad that someone is finally calling him out and using his own words against him...since the MSM is not, lest they have nothing with which to generate "controversy" between now and November.
The other difference is that her ads are blasting out to everyone, unlike, say, the Lincoln Project who produces their videos to preach to their choir.
Yes and his cult are now saying it was taken out of context and he was only saying that "THE CHRISTIANS" wouldn't have to vote after the 4 years! You can't make this shit up. What competent politician would tell a massive group of voters that they won't have to vote anymore? Kinda like "HE WAS PRAYING" when he was sleeping during the convention. They can spin anything into the fantasy world they live in.
He has also said in previous speeches that there is no need to vote. He has all the votes he needs. To me, that sounds like it does not matter, they have already rigged it, or fixed it so he wins.
He’s a liar and spews his bs every freaking day. His supporters are the only ones that believe him.
Since he has all the votes (he did not say voters) he needs perhaps his magats, who are full of hatred and have no critical thinking skills, will stay home on 11/4 and not vote; wouldn’t that be hilarious! I can dream, but this would work for me.
Hubris and ignorance are a powerful combination, as he is demonstrating. Wiles and LaCivita are probably packing their golden parachutes even as we write.
I watched it. Did you know that “the Biden regime” changed the age for social security to 92? And that President Biden was forced out by Nancy Pelosi because he had been lost in dementia for the past four years? That Kamala Harris had praised the people who were burning the American flag? That she also hates all Jews? OK, now I’m really in favor of Josh Shapiro for VP. How do people listen to this crap all the time?
It’s so sickening seeing him standing there swaying, preening, occasionally making some hand gestures. 🤮
It’s so obvious that he both needs that adoration, & believes he deserves to have it. He is such a despicable person, but also a very, very damaged human being.
I've been saying the reason Trump did not have a VP choice is because he does not want a VP. He wants to be the Monarch like his buddies Putin, and Jinping, and his heroes like Hitler, and The Ayatollah. Of course, I had considered that people were reluctant to be his VP because of what happened to Pence, but then I realized that none of the Republicans are that in touch with reality.
Speaking of having everything ‘fixed’, can we set up a GoFundMe to get DonnyCriminal ‘fixed’? We don’t need any more of his spawn running around. Look at what his genetic material has unleashed on the world so far. The Roy family, they ain’t.
Ah, “Sharkey McBatterypants” 😂😂. Is someone writing these down!? The sheer stupidity of Bobo and Marge is astounding. And Burnt Monkey Testicles? Did anyone VET Jay Dee? 🤣🤣 ya can’t make this shit up! 🤦♀️
Vance was chosen by Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita. This rolling disaster may mean NEITHER become chief of staff of anything more than a Cinnabon in Lincoln, Nebraska.
When I was 6 or 7 , next door neighbor father of 3 girls, named SHARKY ( ! )
I don't know why, thought I did I DON'T KNOW WHAT to his littlest, who was maybe 4, grabbed me by the throat and picked me up & held me against a chain link fence. Much more to the story, it doesn't get better. I'm just having a CPTSD moment, triggered by the name
I’m sorry that this happened to you. It’s crazy when certain things trigger you because I too have certain things from my childhood hood. I hope you see this.
Ooo, that would be SO fitting. BTW, I have been trying to find the original comment I made about Junior recommending Vance, and I don’t know where comments go when they’re a few minutes old, but here is a link to one story about it on Financial Times:
Forget JD….. I propose a new moniker for BowmanVance: JIMMY D
Glorifies his origin story. I believe it was Jeff T who coined the Fauxbilly last name. Excellent, of course.
Let’s start using Jimmy D instead of JD.
An easy way to re-attach him to his roots that he has been attempting to cut, every since he has gone through multiple re-births and repositioning of his brand
I listened to NPR's interview with Vivek Ramaswamy during the RNC. He was gushing how great it was that Vance, McCokey, and Vivek are the vanguards of the new Republican Party. The female NPR interviewer was gushing with them. OMG. Yes, Musk and Thiel's money and boys.
Agreed. And I had to turn off NPR as they were all gushing about how great it was that trump showed them how you don't need years of public service to run for POTUS, you just need "passion."
I mean WTF? Our last shelter. They don't have an inkling that their goose is cooked is he gets elected? If they are trying to appear like they are giving equal time, let them interview each other.
Jeff, you had me at “Sharkey McBatterypants” - I LOLed so hard it scared my cat!!! (Yes, I am a “childless cat lady”, by the way, and JD Vance can fuck all the way off, like NOW).
I am an old cat lady with children, so possibly not qualified to judge, but I have a feeling JayDee is going to be very, very sorry he ever decided to take a shot at any cat ladies anywhere, single or not.
You know, this guy reminds me SO much of the Houston club scene in the 80s, and NOT in a good way lol.
You're probably right -- pretty sure The Blob That Ate Manhattan does not appreciate a younger, even weirder guy using up all of the oxygen in the room.
Dunno about you all, but I’m still gobsmacked at the sheer weapons-grade stupidity of Handsey and Marge. What a colossal pair of morons.. there should be a rule not to elect stupid people. That alone would knock out at least a third of the republican house and senate delegates.
I go back and forth on this. Surely, stupid people should have representation in government too, if only to provide a contrast? I call it the Harvey Levin Application. On his show "TMZ" he surrounds himself with the dumbest, shallowest people. Viola! Makes him look smarter!
The over-abundance of targets for ridicule is dizzying. I’m overwhelmed. Feel like one of the million monkeys that discovered they just typed a perfect copy of Hamlet. Like, this feels too easy. And yet, we needs to get back up and keep typing.
Who could have foreseen that the founding of a nation by a bunch of religious wingnuts would manifest, years later, as an ineradicable strain of credulity, a stubborn belief in what is rationally, clearly untrue?
Look at Canada and Australia. They, like us, are young democracies with a frontier mentality that had terrible consequences for indigenous people. But unlike the US, they weren't founded by radical religious extremists. And it shows, because even though their elected bodies contain a few weirdos, they don't have anywhere near the number that we do, or anyone who is as breathtakingly stupid as are mtg and bobo.
For about the 10,000th time in my life, I wish that my immigrant grandparents had chosen the UK or Canada or Australia.
I remember this Native comic: "We have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. Don't you hate it when you have someone over for dinner and they NEVER LEAVE?"
The previous generation of political "leaders" took a moment to consider their comments, instead of blurting them out. They were concerned they would be showing their ass. An old friend liked to say, "They don't know you're stupid if you don't open your mouth."
I think that the stupids of today are far stupider than the stupids of yesterday.
The 40+ years of assault on the middle class has destroyed and angered a lot of people -- has radicalized them such that they angrily listen to and elect people like mtg and bobo, who wouldn't have stood a chance before, say, 2008 (= before palin made conspiracy-theory-type stupidity acceptable at the national political level; before the Great Recession made life even worse for the already-destroyed).
Yes, and the assault on the working class, too. Although my relatives who bought homes are still doing ok after they retired (with the help of Social Security and Medicare).. But now the poor, the working class and middle class in some places is having to contend with soaring rents and natural disaster after disaster like floods, wildfires, mudslides, and avalanches, etc.
Sorry, dude, but it was way more than two. Traitor Greene was banging a couple of different dudes from her gym (while married) and the rumor is Bobo used to work as an escort. So in her case, men may have paid for it. Maybe she kept her mouth shut so they were spared her idiotic palaver
More hypocrisy from jd, exposed in the Rolling Stone article (which is disturbing -- you might not want to read it): The co. that he invests in "tests cell therapies and other drugs that are likely derived from stem cell lines, including those recovered from aborted fetuses or live embryos."
So he's 100% pro-life when that viewpoint controls women -- but he'll make an exception when he can extract some money from an aborted fetus or live embryo.
You missed this, Jeff. Trump's speech to the Fundiescum in Florida last night, promising them that if they turn out and vote this November, he'll have things fixed so well, he'll never have to let them vote again.
the objective of This Week In Stupid is to highlight the ridiculous shit that flew under most folks' radar, not the horrifying shit that everybody's already talking about
I understand, but while a lot of us "informed types" are already talking about it, the MSM is pooh-poohing it (surprise surprise) and a lot of people haven't heard about it and among those of us who have, many haven't seen it. Since it's actually pretty hard to really believe it really happened, seeing it is important.
The MSM isn't pooh-poohing it. Every major print outlet has posted an article about it, including some like Yahoo and MSN that less-informed people read in lieu of a newspaper.
Finally! You should look at the reports of the speech last night at NYT, WaPo and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Politico). They might have mentioned the quote, but with no recognition.
notice how the guy doing the video of McShartyPants has to give all that vocal esteem building - "oooh almost! Ooooh so close! Oooh it's not you it's the COURSE!" Also if it's Mcshartypants' course he must have played it hundreds of times so wouldn't he know how the course works on fucking putts? how the greens affect his balls (not in THAT way please).
Well, the greens play could be affected by whether or not the hole is moved around periodically.
That said though, you'd think that as often as he plays he'd at least be a whole lot better at it. I mean, the only reason I think he still sucks is because no-one tells him how to improve his game, and even if they did, he probably thinks he knows better than someone who earns a living at the game.
I keep wondering that too. Even if he's a terrible player/slow learner, with the amount of time he has spent playing golf over the decades, you'd think he'd at least be decent. I guess the "10,000 hours" theory doesn't apply to him.
According to people who have played with him and don't have an interest in kissing his butt, he is decent at it, but he's by no means a "scratch" golfer. As often as he plays, and as many "club championships" as he claims to have won his handicap should be at either zero, or less. And it isn't.
My theory is he's like the king with no clothes. He's not as good as he claims, but everyone around him has no interest in helping him improve because his narcissism tells him he's already great at it, and "better than the pros I'm so good".
Just like his idiotic claim that all those scientists told him he was so smart he grasped the concepts of the research they were doing, all the while everyone of them looked uncomfortable with his lie.
Same here. I'm a duffer, but I look at his putting stroke and it's the strangest one I've ever seen. It's like he's rushing the putt or something. But maybe that's just due to his inability to keep his head down.
It's like an adult encouraging a spoiled toddler to keep trying (don't cry!), even if he sucks at the game. He probably paid the guy to do this. Good practice for the nursing home.
Wow,all the little attention whores are being out-crazyed by Sharknado Windmill Lecter... desperate times. 2 shooters couldn't hit an orange blimp at 150 yds?? Must of been 'Feeble Team 6'. Don Jr needs a tranquilizer dart immediately,it probably won't work,but you could try... I'm going to relax and have a nice weekend,I'll see if there's still anything left of the Republican party on Monday,it seems they're gleefully digging their own grave,and anxious to hurl themselves into it.
Trump told a group of so-called "christians" that if they vote for him, they'll never have to vote again. Said by the end of four years, he'll have everything "fixed."
Yikes.
Yep, finally admitted he’ll be King and we won’t be deciding who to vote for.
I believe he said,in so many words,we'll lose,and the MAGA lawyers will try to overturn the results again.
And more than likely Republican State Legislatures and AGs won't certify a Harris win,and probably try the whole 'fake elector' scheme again.
They will stage a coup like they tried before; the Heritage Foundation has already said there would be a Revolution and it may be bloody I hope the Secret Service is prepared.
And Capital Police and National Guard,the Capital won't go undefended if they try again.
This Heritage Foundation clown with his 'revolution',the revolution started in 2020 with firing your Orange Fuhrer,and quote comes to mind from 'True Grit'...'That's pretty big talk for a one-eyed fat man'
Yep. Those thinking that a revolution is coming are forgetting one critical fact. Trump is no longer in the White House, calling the shots. He had the power to act (or not act, more to the point) last time. That won't be true again. AND most of Trump's "field generals" are in prison, or hiding from the FBI, and his "Pentagon Generals" (Stone, Miller, etc) aren't about to get down and dirty on the streets.
We will be lucky if they don’t “lose”
text messages again.
Like!
King? A lowly King? We are talking Roman Emperor, folks.
He said if people vote for him now, they won't need to vote again in four years. He'll take care of it. The video is out there. It was corroborated by more than one source, as well. -- at this rate he's going to definitely drop an N-bomb before November. Probably a few other choice slurs as well.
I think he will drop the N bomb followed by the C word when talking about Harris. It will be caught by a hot mike. He can't control what he spews from that sewer mouth. But he knows his cult will love it.
Dumbfuckitcus the First.
Just take tRump’s dangerous statements and end the commercial with “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message.”
Other possible commercials: “There are fifteen cases and soon there will be zero.”
“Water kills magnets… My Uncle went to MIT so… I have a really good brain.”
“I have a really great healthcare plan… It will be out in two weeks.”
“People who take the Fifth are Guilty… I refuse to answer on the grounds… 5th”
I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message.
We’re going to build a big beautiful wall, and Mexico will pay for it.”
I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message.
Why can't Donnie read? A: Because he stares directly into a solar eclipse. That's always a winner.
Just perfect 👍
Yeah, it will be a nut job dictatorship. Too terrifying to contemplate. Let’s vote every last one of these fuckers out!
Like a damn nightmare that won't go away.
I call it The Great Amerikkkan Nightmare.
He'll have everything "fixed" alright just like his golf score and all of the other bullshit he pulls. Any guesses what he said his score was on that hole? Pretty damn scary what we're dealing with and the choice couldn't be more obvious. In the meantime thanks to Dr. Ronnie Quackson, that ear has never looked better. Their transparency is about as good as that oversized maxi pad.
For anyone out there that thinks part of an ear (even the tip) will grow back, I would like to offer to sell you some swamp land I own in the Everglades
I don’t understand why this isn’t THE breaking news lead on every channel everywhere. Is it that everyone is so numb to the lies that this completely disgraceful (and telling) statement doesn’t even get a mention? And, why are they not sending reporters to ask their team for a clarification?
Many big outlets have reported on it: NYT, The Guardian, USA Today, Reuters, The Hill, MSN, CNN, Yahoo news, and more.
ETA: I could be wrong, but I think it takes longer to create a video report for TV news than it does to write a news story and post it online. I think we'll soon see this on the major TV networks.
Yep. It was even reported on the BBC Radio Four’s six o’clock news just now. Although the BBC report also said that it was not clear what Trump meant by this statement. Really ? Not clear ? Being a Christo fascist Project 2025 Dictator for a day is all it takes to dictate that the US becomes your personal fiefdom.
Appreciate the note, and I did see it reported, in like, ‘he said some more shit.’ Why no demand for clarification? Why are people not parked outside of where ever he is today and demanding answers when he walks out the door? Media is constantly ’ Reporting to us’ 🤮 what he says about everyone, what he thinks about every single step Biden has taken or Kamala has taken every single day, and never ever ever ever ever holding him/his minions accountable for all of the ridiculous and terrible and horrifying and terrifying things he says and does. ✌️
I hope so.
Look to who owns the news medias for why no coverage.
Freakish. But like all of his trial balloons, Trump reinforces the fact that his followers have no problem with violence toward women, hatred of the other, dictator day one, attack on the nation’s capitol… He could shoot a person on Fifth Avenue and get away with it. Every more egregious act results in zero reduction from the MAGA ranks. That said, he is providing the Democratic Party with so much ammunition. Bless his toxic heart.
While Kamala's campaign ads can be obviously viewed as biased towards her (duh), I am SO glad that someone is finally calling him out and using his own words against him...since the MSM is not, lest they have nothing with which to generate "controversy" between now and November.
The other difference is that her ads are blasting out to everyone, unlike, say, the Lincoln Project who produces their videos to preach to their choir.
TLP aims their ads at an audience of one.
She needs to continue to go after home. HarrisHQ has posted almost every stupid thing he and JD have said since the site started.
If one were to post every stupid thing Orange Jeebus has said, it would need to include everything he has said.
He's fixing to fix it even BEFORE the election. He needs to go in a LANDSLIDE...and that could be literal or figurative. I ain't particular.
Yes and his cult are now saying it was taken out of context and he was only saying that "THE CHRISTIANS" wouldn't have to vote after the 4 years! You can't make this shit up. What competent politician would tell a massive group of voters that they won't have to vote anymore? Kinda like "HE WAS PRAYING" when he was sleeping during the convention. They can spin anything into the fantasy world they live in.
In plain english, the statement means there will be no more elections, so voting will not be necessary.
He's saying the quiet part out loud more and more often and I;m sure his handlers are freaking out.
Go Kamala!
He has also said in previous speeches that there is no need to vote. He has all the votes he needs. To me, that sounds like it does not matter, they have already rigged it, or fixed it so he wins.
He’s a liar and spews his bs every freaking day. His supporters are the only ones that believe him.
Since he has all the votes (he did not say voters) he needs perhaps his magats, who are full of hatred and have no critical thinking skills, will stay home on 11/4 and not vote; wouldn’t that be hilarious! I can dream, but this would work for me.
Remember this is the man who told them not to do mail-in voting because it was bad!
Or they are planning another insurrection to install the Orange Jesus.
I’m sure that they have been making plans for quite a while. QUITE a while .
Hubris and ignorance are a powerful combination, as he is demonstrating. Wiles and LaCivita are probably packing their golden parachutes even as we write.
OMFG, they claimed he was praying! How did they explain the snoring? What fucking idiots.
Here's the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo-I6YW_jWY
I watched it. Did you know that “the Biden regime” changed the age for social security to 92? And that President Biden was forced out by Nancy Pelosi because he had been lost in dementia for the past four years? That Kamala Harris had praised the people who were burning the American flag? That she also hates all Jews? OK, now I’m really in favor of Josh Shapiro for VP. How do people listen to this crap all the time?
That is one of life's great mysteries.
I watched the whole thing too. 🤮 bc once in a while I feel I need to hear all of the lies he’s telling; & boy are they outrageous.
Jebus, I just can't bring myself to watch it. Thanks for the link, anyway.
I tried to listen. Couldn’t get past him preening through the music. All hail baron von pussy pants. 🤮
It’s so sickening seeing him standing there swaying, preening, occasionally making some hand gestures. 🤮
It’s so obvious that he both needs that adoration, & believes he deserves to have it. He is such a despicable person, but also a very, very damaged human being.
I've been saying the reason Trump did not have a VP choice is because he does not want a VP. He wants to be the Monarch like his buddies Putin, and Jinping, and his heroes like Hitler, and The Ayatollah. Of course, I had considered that people were reluctant to be his VP because of what happened to Pence, but then I realized that none of the Republicans are that in touch with reality.
Yup ! The monarch and the court jester.
I like this ditty about Trump. https://youtu.be/l2VBBJLhRz0?si=jqP6seTR7ENhDPK6
Is that because they'll all be convicted felons?
There are already plenty within the ranks and more who are still sitting in Congress who should be indicted and convicted.
There's always hope
Speaking of having everything ‘fixed’, can we set up a GoFundMe to get DonnyCriminal ‘fixed’? We don’t need any more of his spawn running around. Look at what his genetic material has unleashed on the world so far. The Roy family, they ain’t.
I know right? If they can’t see what that means, but they do and they want it that way but maybe some will know that’s a bridge to damn far
Ah, “Sharkey McBatterypants” 😂😂. Is someone writing these down!? The sheer stupidity of Bobo and Marge is astounding. And Burnt Monkey Testicles? Did anyone VET Jay Dee? 🤣🤣 ya can’t make this shit up! 🤦♀️
Don Jr. Vetted him. " JDVanceisafineameticanandwilllikekillitasvpandineedmoremarcingpowder.😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🏆🏆😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cokie McSniffles is so high all the time, he’s in real danger of stroking out
Ah, sounds like the 80's!
😂😂😂😂
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Jeff’s comments are colder than a well diggers ass.
Jeff is the way to start a Saturday! 😂
Every day! I can hardly start my day without Jeff. I guess I'm in a cult.
Lol. Same!!
Oh my! I don’t know what seems like…but it fits! hahahah
🤣🤣🤣
Didn't Cokey McSniffles vet his pal JD? OK, so that explains everything.
Vance was chosen by Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita. This rolling disaster may mean NEITHER become chief of staff of anything more than a Cinnabon in Lincoln, Nebraska.
That’s hilarious Doc! 😂😂
Lol, right next to Saul Goodman.
😂😂😂😂
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Yep,they were hunting hibernating bears with Kristi Noem.
When I was 6 or 7 , next door neighbor father of 3 girls, named SHARKY ( ! )
I don't know why, thought I did I DON'T KNOW WHAT to his littlest, who was maybe 4, grabbed me by the throat and picked me up & held me against a chain link fence. Much more to the story, it doesn't get better. I'm just having a CPTSD moment, triggered by the name
SHARKY.
Bastard! sorry to hear this.
Yikes! Hope he was punished!!!
I was extremely traumatized,
obviously it still bothers me because evidently he apologized to my parents ,I found out much later. Of course NO ONE apologized to me.
The myth that children are resilient -- vs the reality that children adapt because they have no other option. Sorry that this happened to you.
My God, that's horrible. I wonder what he did to his own kids and wife? So sorry.
That's awful Kristy!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m sorry that this happened to you. It’s crazy when certain things trigger you because I too have certain things from my childhood hood. I hope you see this.
Is he a decrepit old man now?
I'm 72, he's probably long dead, electrocuted by a battery , perhaps ?
Oh. You’re right, he’s long dead, or a living mummy if he’s still taking up air space. I’m 69.
Maybe arrested for child abuse & died in prison ?
🤔
Ooo, that would be SO fitting. BTW, I have been trying to find the original comment I made about Junior recommending Vance, and I don’t know where comments go when they’re a few minutes old, but here is a link to one story about it on Financial Times:
https://www.ft.com/content/8e529f88-084d-4929-af1f-0ed3b01fe83b
And I wonder if we know the same Sharky.
Forget JD….. I propose a new moniker for BowmanVance: JIMMY D
Glorifies his origin story. I believe it was Jeff T who coined the Fauxbilly last name. Excellent, of course.
Let’s start using Jimmy D instead of JD.
An easy way to re-attach him to his roots that he has been attempting to cut, every since he has gone through multiple re-births and repositioning of his brand
Just go for MonkeyNuts Vance and be done with it.
Jimmy D and Failson
I read that Jay Dee is a friend of Donnie jr’s, and it was li’l Donnie who recommended him for the VP pick.
I listened to NPR's interview with Vivek Ramaswamy during the RNC. He was gushing how great it was that Vance, McCokey, and Vivek are the vanguards of the new Republican Party. The female NPR interviewer was gushing with them. OMG. Yes, Musk and Thiel's money and boys.
The tech bros are completely disgusting.
Agreed. And I had to turn off NPR as they were all gushing about how great it was that trump showed them how you don't need years of public service to run for POTUS, you just need "passion."
I'm very disappointed in NPR these days. They get a lot of government support, I believe.
I mean WTF? Our last shelter. They don't have an inkling that their goose is cooked is he gets elected? If they are trying to appear like they are giving equal time, let them interview each other.
NPR sucks as badly as the rest of the MSM. (Corporate Underwriting)
How could you stand any more than 3 seconds of that?
I was driving and yelling at the radio. I lasted for five minutes. Don't know how Jeff does it!
I thought it' was Peter Thiel.
Probably; with the broligarchs, Wiles and "Swift boat" LaCivita.
Jeff: Bobo "lap hockey" 😂😂
Jeff, you had me at “Sharkey McBatterypants” - I LOLed so hard it scared my cat!!! (Yes, I am a “childless cat lady”, by the way, and JD Vance can fuck all the way off, like NOW).
I am an old cat lady with children, so possibly not qualified to judge, but I have a feeling JayDee is going to be very, very sorry he ever decided to take a shot at any cat ladies anywhere, single or not.
You know, this guy reminds me SO much of the Houston club scene in the 80s, and NOT in a good way lol.
Pretty sure they'll find some excuse to replace him soon.
You're probably right -- pretty sure The Blob That Ate Manhattan does not appreciate a younger, even weirder guy using up all of the oxygen in the room.
Nailed it.
George Washington was childless too. His kids were adopted from Martha's prior marriage.
+1!
Dunno about you all, but I’m still gobsmacked at the sheer weapons-grade stupidity of Handsey and Marge. What a colossal pair of morons.. there should be a rule not to elect stupid people. That alone would knock out at least a third of the republican house and senate delegates.
I want 'proof of life' from them.
My thoughts are dark when it comes to those two.
They should have to share a cell. Would be interesting to see which one comes out alive.
I go back and forth on this. Surely, stupid people should have representation in government too, if only to provide a contrast? I call it the Harvey Levin Application. On his show "TMZ" he surrounds himself with the dumbest, shallowest people. Viola! Makes him look smarter!
I believe their audience is insane, so of course their blabber makes no sense to us.
The Repugnants should give all their candidates IQ tests before they run. These two and Sharkey McBatterypants would definitely fail.
1. I’m better at miniature golf than Blob is at the real thing.
2. I’m disappointed that it wasn’t Jake Dipshit’s testicle that got burnt.
He also cheats at golf. All the time. Which is why this is the only video of him golfing.
Big time. Rick Reilly wrote a whole book about it, complete with anecdotes. It's titled Commander in Cheat: How golf explains trump
That's the one I was trying to remember.
trump must be hoping he has six weeks to abort his choice of JD.
NO! He has to carry Jance Dance Vance to term, even if it kills his campaign. I don't make the rules.
Shade Vance might be the anchor that sinks the MAGA ship.
We can hope. As always, the wimmin have to fix every darn thing.
Hear us roar !
That's usually the case.
Jackoff Dumbshit Vance is an ALBATROSS around Poopy Don Old.
6 weeks to abort his VP?? Oooh what a savage burn. Love it!
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JD is stillborn.
The over-abundance of targets for ridicule is dizzying. I’m overwhelmed. Feel like one of the million monkeys that discovered they just typed a perfect copy of Hamlet. Like, this feels too easy. And yet, we needs to get back up and keep typing.
hunt peck hunt peck . . . next time Macbeth!
Or for a change, The Cherry Orchard.
I really hope we go Full Blue in November so I can get a rest from fear that all these crazy people could possibly have any influence on my life.
If they do, it would be our extinction.
Even when the Dem win big, these repugnants will still be here, planning their next insurrection to install a dictatorship.
Who could have foreseen that the founding of a nation by a bunch of religious wingnuts would manifest, years later, as an ineradicable strain of credulity, a stubborn belief in what is rationally, clearly untrue?
Look at Canada and Australia. They, like us, are young democracies with a frontier mentality that had terrible consequences for indigenous people. But unlike the US, they weren't founded by radical religious extremists. And it shows, because even though their elected bodies contain a few weirdos, they don't have anywhere near the number that we do, or anyone who is as breathtakingly stupid as are mtg and bobo.
For about the 10,000th time in my life, I wish that my immigrant grandparents had chosen the UK or Canada or Australia.
I'm Native American. Imagine how we feel.
And I suggest Burnt Monkey Testicle be Trump's spirit animal. 😆
I remember this Native comic: "We have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. Don't you hate it when you have someone over for dinner and they NEVER LEAVE?"
Why have you blocked me?
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Our idiot family moved here FROM the UK. There's even a town with our last name in the north, for fuck sake.
Tell you what - shaking my head over Sporky and Handy. How in hell do these two manage to chew and swallow food?
The previous generation of political "leaders" took a moment to consider their comments, instead of blurting them out. They were concerned they would be showing their ass. An old friend liked to say, "They don't know you're stupid if you don't open your mouth."
I think that the stupids of today are far stupider than the stupids of yesterday.
The 40+ years of assault on the middle class has destroyed and angered a lot of people -- has radicalized them such that they angrily listen to and elect people like mtg and bobo, who wouldn't have stood a chance before, say, 2008 (= before palin made conspiracy-theory-type stupidity acceptable at the national political level; before the Great Recession made life even worse for the already-destroyed).
Yes, and the assault on the working class, too. Although my relatives who bought homes are still doing ok after they retired (with the help of Social Security and Medicare).. But now the poor, the working class and middle class in some places is having to contend with soaring rents and natural disaster after disaster like floods, wildfires, mudslides, and avalanches, etc.
And what Two morons had sex with them?
Ewwwwwwwww
Sorry, dude, but it was way more than two. Traitor Greene was banging a couple of different dudes from her gym (while married) and the rumor is Bobo used to work as an escort. So in her case, men may have paid for it. Maybe she kept her mouth shut so they were spared her idiotic palaver
She couldn't talk with her... nevermind.
....mouth full?
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She didn’t make her money with her mouth shut?
Showed off her versatility
Back to 'roid rage and Onlyfans for them soon...
And the truck stop.😂😂
More hypocrisy from jd, exposed in the Rolling Stone article (which is disturbing -- you might not want to read it): The co. that he invests in "tests cell therapies and other drugs that are likely derived from stem cell lines, including those recovered from aborted fetuses or live embryos."
So he's 100% pro-life when that viewpoint controls women -- but he'll make an exception when he can extract some money from an aborted fetus or live embryo.
The hypocrisy is devastating.
You missed this, Jeff. Trump's speech to the Fundiescum in Florida last night, promising them that if they turn out and vote this November, he'll have things fixed so well, he'll never have to let them vote again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo-I6YW_jWY
the objective of This Week In Stupid is to highlight the ridiculous shit that flew under most folks' radar, not the horrifying shit that everybody's already talking about
I understand, but while a lot of us "informed types" are already talking about it, the MSM is pooh-poohing it (surprise surprise) and a lot of people haven't heard about it and among those of us who have, many haven't seen it. Since it's actually pretty hard to really believe it really happened, seeing it is important.
If I hijacked anything here, I apologize.
The MSM isn't pooh-poohing it. Every major print outlet has posted an article about it, including some like Yahoo and MSN that less-informed people read in lieu of a newspaper.
Finally! You should look at the reports of the speech last night at NYT, WaPo and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Politico). They might have mentioned the quote, but with no recognition.
Wow a Tiger Beat callback!
The low-flying Stupid. On-the-deck Dumbasses.
notice how the guy doing the video of McShartyPants has to give all that vocal esteem building - "oooh almost! Ooooh so close! Oooh it's not you it's the COURSE!" Also if it's Mcshartypants' course he must have played it hundreds of times so wouldn't he know how the course works on fucking putts? how the greens affect his balls (not in THAT way please).
Well, the greens play could be affected by whether or not the hole is moved around periodically.
That said though, you'd think that as often as he plays he'd at least be a whole lot better at it. I mean, the only reason I think he still sucks is because no-one tells him how to improve his game, and even if they did, he probably thinks he knows better than someone who earns a living at the game.
I keep wondering that too. Even if he's a terrible player/slow learner, with the amount of time he has spent playing golf over the decades, you'd think he'd at least be decent. I guess the "10,000 hours" theory doesn't apply to him.
According to people who have played with him and don't have an interest in kissing his butt, he is decent at it, but he's by no means a "scratch" golfer. As often as he plays, and as many "club championships" as he claims to have won his handicap should be at either zero, or less. And it isn't.
My theory is he's like the king with no clothes. He's not as good as he claims, but everyone around him has no interest in helping him improve because his narcissism tells him he's already great at it, and "better than the pros I'm so good".
Just like his idiotic claim that all those scientists told him he was so smart he grasped the concepts of the research they were doing, all the while everyone of them looked uncomfortable with his lie.
The Emperor has no score card.
His putting skills are horrible. I'm a mediocre golfer and even I know to keep my head down..
Same here. I'm a duffer, but I look at his putting stroke and it's the strangest one I've ever seen. It's like he's rushing the putt or something. But maybe that's just due to his inability to keep his head down.
It's like an adult encouraging a spoiled toddler to keep trying (don't cry!), even if he sucks at the game. He probably paid the guy to do this. Good practice for the nursing home.
Why not ?
It seems as if Trump missed most of his putts to the LEFT of the hole.
Snort
That Friday image of the whine on Amazon is just perfection!
Silly me,I'm sending donations to candidates and progressive media.
Wow,all the little attention whores are being out-crazyed by Sharknado Windmill Lecter... desperate times. 2 shooters couldn't hit an orange blimp at 150 yds?? Must of been 'Feeble Team 6'. Don Jr needs a tranquilizer dart immediately,it probably won't work,but you could try... I'm going to relax and have a nice weekend,I'll see if there's still anything left of the Republican party on Monday,it seems they're gleefully digging their own grave,and anxious to hurl themselves into it.
We can hope.