Ah, “Sharkey McBatterypants” 😂😂. Is someone writing these down!? The sheer stupidity of Bobo and Marge is astounding. And Burnt Monkey Testicles? Did anyone VET Jay Dee? 🤣🤣 ya can’t make this shit up! 🤦♀️
Vance was chosen by Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita. This rolling disaster may mean NEITHER become chief of staff of anything more than a Cinnabon in Lincoln, Nebraska.
When I was 6 or 7 , next door neighbor father of 3 girls, named SHARKY ( ! )
I don't know why, thought I did I DON'T KNOW WHAT to his littlest, who was maybe 4, grabbed me by the throat and picked me up & held me against a chain link fence. Much more to the story, it doesn't get better. I'm just having a CPTSD moment, triggered by the name
I’m sorry that this happened to you. It’s crazy when certain things trigger you because I too have certain things from my childhood hood. I hope you see this.
Ooo, that would be SO fitting. BTW, I have been trying to find the original comment I made about Junior recommending Vance, and I don’t know where comments go when they’re a few minutes old, but here is a link to one story about it on Financial Times:
Forget JD….. I propose a new moniker for BowmanVance: JIMMY D
Glorifies his origin story. I believe it was Jeff T who coined the Fauxbilly last name. Excellent, of course.
Let’s start using Jimmy D instead of JD.
An easy way to re-attach him to his roots that he has been attempting to cut, every since he has gone through multiple re-births and repositioning of his brand
I listened to NPR's interview with Vivek Ramaswamy during the RNC. He was gushing how great it was that Vance, McCokey, and Vivek are the vanguards of the new Republican Party. The female NPR interviewer was gushing with them. OMG. Yes, Musk and Thiel's money and boys.
Agreed. And I had to turn off NPR as they were all gushing about how great it was that trump showed them how you don't need years of public service to run for POTUS, you just need "passion."
I mean WTF? Our last shelter. They don't have an inkling that their goose is cooked is he gets elected? If they are trying to appear like they are giving equal time, let them interview each other.
Jeff, you had me at “Sharkey McBatterypants” - I LOLed so hard it scared my cat!!! (Yes, I am a “childless cat lady”, by the way, and JD Vance can fuck all the way off, like NOW).
I am an old cat lady with children, so possibly not qualified to judge, but I have a feeling JayDee is going to be very, very sorry he ever decided to take a shot at any cat ladies anywhere, single or not.
You know, this guy reminds me SO much of the Houston club scene in the 80s, and NOT in a good way lol.
You're probably right -- pretty sure The Blob That Ate Manhattan does not appreciate a younger, even weirder guy using up all of the oxygen in the room.
Dunno about you all, but I’m still gobsmacked at the sheer weapons-grade stupidity of Handsey and Marge. What a colossal pair of morons.. there should be a rule not to elect stupid people. That alone would knock out at least a third of the republican house and senate delegates.
The over-abundance of targets for ridicule is dizzying. I’m overwhelmed. Feel like one of the million monkeys that discovered they just typed a perfect copy of Hamlet. Like, this feels too easy. And yet, we needs to get back up and keep typing.
Who could have foreseen that the founding of a nation by a bunch of religious wingnuts would manifest, years later, as an ineradicable strain of credulity, a stubborn belief in what is rationally, clearly untrue?
Look at Canada and Australia. They, like us, are young democracies with a frontier mentality that had terrible consequences for indigenous people. But unlike the US, they weren't founded by radical religious extremists. And it shows, because even though their elected bodies contain a few weirdos, they don't have anywhere near the number that we do, or anyone who is as breathtakingly stupid as are mtg and bobo.
For about the 10,000th time in my life, I wish that my immigrant grandparents had chosen the UK or Canada or Australia.
I remember this Native comic: "We have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. Don't you hate it when you have someone over for dinner and they NEVER LEAVE?"
Sorry, dude, but it was way more than two. Traitor Greene was banging a couple of different dudes from her gym (while married) and the rumor is Bobo used to work as an escort. So in her case, men may have paid for it. Maybe she kept her mouth shut so they were spared her idiotic palaver
I think that the stupids of today are far stupider than the stupids of yesterday.
The 40+ years of assault on the middle class has destroyed and angered a lot of people -- has radicalized them such that they angrily listen to and elect people like mtg and bobo, who wouldn't have stood a chance before, say, 2008 (= before palin made conspiracy-theory-type stupidity acceptable at the national political level; before the Great Recession made life even worse for the already-destroyed).
Yes, and the assault on the working class, too. Although my relatives who bought homes are still doing ok after they retired (with the help of Social Security and Medicare).. But now the poor, the working class and middle class in some places is having to contend with soaring rents and natural disaster after disaster like floods, wildfires, mudslides, and avalanches, etc.
More hypocrisy from jd, exposed in the Rolling Stone article (which is disturbing -- you might not want to read it): The co. that he invests in "tests cell therapies and other drugs that are likely derived from stem cell lines, including those recovered from aborted fetuses or live embryos."
So he's 100% pro-life when that viewpoint controls women -- but he'll make an exception when he can extract some money from an aborted fetus or live embryo.
You missed this, Jeff. Trump's speech to the Fundiescum in Florida last night, promising them that if they turn out and vote this November, he'll have things fixed so well, he'll never have to let them vote again.
the objective of This Week In Stupid is to highlight the ridiculous shit that flew under most folks' radar, not the horrifying shit that everybody's already talking about
I understand, but while a lot of us "informed types" are already talking about it, the MSM is pooh-poohing it (surprise surprise) and a lot of people haven't heard about it and among those of us who have, many haven't seen it. Since it's actually pretty hard to really believe it really happened, seeing it is important.
The MSM isn't pooh-poohing it. Every major print outlet has posted an article about it, including some like Yahoo and MSN that less-informed people read in lieu of a newspaper.
Finally! You should look at the reports of the speech last night at NYT, WaPo and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Politico). They might have mentioned the quote, but with no recognition.
notice how the guy doing the video of McShartyPants has to give all that vocal esteem building - "oooh almost! Ooooh so close! Oooh it's not you it's the COURSE!" Also if it's Mcshartypants' course he must have played it hundreds of times so wouldn't he know how the course works on fucking putts? how the greens affect his balls (not in THAT way please).
Well, the greens play could be affected by whether or not the hole is moved around periodically.
That said though, you'd think that as often as he plays he'd at least be a whole lot better at it. I mean, the only reason I think he still sucks is because no-one tells him how to improve his game, and even if they did, he probably thinks he knows better than someone who earns a living at the game.
I keep wondering that too. Even if he's a terrible player/slow learner, with the amount of time he has spent playing golf over the decades, you'd think he'd at least be decent. I guess the "10,000 hours" theory doesn't apply to him.
According to people who have played with him and don't have an interest in kissing his butt, he is decent at it, but he's by no means a "scratch" golfer. As often as he plays, and as many "club championships" as he claims to have won his handicap should be at either zero, or less. And it isn't.
My theory is he's like the king with no clothes. He's not as good as he claims, but everyone around him has no interest in helping him improve because his narcissism tells him he's already great at it, and "better than the pros I'm so good".
Just like his idiotic claim that all those scientists told him he was so smart he grasped the concepts of the research they were doing, all the while everyone of them looked uncomfortable with his lie.
Same here. I'm a duffer, but I look at his putting stroke and it's the strangest one I've ever seen. It's like he's rushing the putt or something. But maybe that's just due to his inability to keep his head down.
It's like an adult encouraging a spoiled toddler to keep trying (don't cry!), even if he sucks at the game. He probably paid the guy to do this. Good practice for the nursing home.
Wow,all the little attention whores are being out-crazyed by Sharknado Windmill Lecter... desperate times. 2 shooters couldn't hit an orange blimp at 150 yds?? Must of been 'Feeble Team 6'. Don Jr needs a tranquilizer dart immediately,it probably won't work,but you could try... I'm going to relax and have a nice weekend,I'll see if there's still anything left of the Republican party on Monday,it seems they're gleefully digging their own grave,and anxious to hurl themselves into it.
The ridiculousness of the right is actually sickening. They will wake up on November 6th with no leader, no power. Their God trump will be a defeated pile of shit, and they'll need a place to go. Like religions the worship stone images, they'll get nothing. And the threat of "civil war" is total BULLSHIT! They fear pain and death like any other human being. FUCK trump, and fuck them as well. We have a nation to move forward, not backwards.
Oh gawd yes, pretty much all of their 'Meal Team Six' militia goons have already retreated to the backwoods to play army again,and work on their meth labs.
Ah, “Sharkey McBatterypants” 😂😂. Is someone writing these down!? The sheer stupidity of Bobo and Marge is astounding. And Burnt Monkey Testicles? Did anyone VET Jay Dee? 🤣🤣 ya can’t make this shit up! 🤦♀️
Don Jr. Vetted him. " JDVanceisafineameticanandwilllikekillitasvpandineedmoremarcingpowder.😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🏆🏆😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cokie McSniffles is so high all the time, he’s in real danger of stroking out
Ah, sounds like the 80's!
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Jeff’s comments are colder than a well diggers ass.
Jeff is the way to start a Saturday! 😂
Every day! I can hardly start my day without Jeff. I guess I'm in a cult.
Lol. Same!!
Oh my! I don’t know what seems like…but it fits! hahahah
🤣🤣🤣
Didn't Cokey McSniffles vet his pal JD? OK, so that explains everything.
Vance was chosen by Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita. This rolling disaster may mean NEITHER become chief of staff of anything more than a Cinnabon in Lincoln, Nebraska.
That’s hilarious Doc! 😂😂
Lol, right next to Saul Goodman.
😂😂😂😂
👍
Yep,they were hunting hibernating bears with Kristi Noem.
When I was 6 or 7 , next door neighbor father of 3 girls, named SHARKY ( ! )
I don't know why, thought I did I DON'T KNOW WHAT to his littlest, who was maybe 4, grabbed me by the throat and picked me up & held me against a chain link fence. Much more to the story, it doesn't get better. I'm just having a CPTSD moment, triggered by the name
SHARKY.
Bastard! sorry to hear this.
Yikes! Hope he was punished!!!
I was extremely traumatized,
obviously it still bothers me because evidently he apologized to my parents ,I found out much later. Of course NO ONE apologized to me.
The myth that children are resilient -- vs the reality that children adapt because they have no other option. Sorry that this happened to you.
My God, that's horrible. I wonder what he did to his own kids and wife? So sorry.
That's awful Kristy!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m sorry that this happened to you. It’s crazy when certain things trigger you because I too have certain things from my childhood hood. I hope you see this.
Is he a decrepit old man now?
I'm 72, he's probably long dead, electrocuted by a battery , perhaps ?
Oh. You’re right, he’s long dead, or a living mummy if he’s still taking up air space. I’m 69.
Maybe arrested for child abuse & died in prison ?
🤔
Ooo, that would be SO fitting. BTW, I have been trying to find the original comment I made about Junior recommending Vance, and I don’t know where comments go when they’re a few minutes old, but here is a link to one story about it on Financial Times:
https://www.ft.com/content/8e529f88-084d-4929-af1f-0ed3b01fe83b
And I wonder if we know the same Sharky.
Forget JD….. I propose a new moniker for BowmanVance: JIMMY D
Glorifies his origin story. I believe it was Jeff T who coined the Fauxbilly last name. Excellent, of course.
Let’s start using Jimmy D instead of JD.
An easy way to re-attach him to his roots that he has been attempting to cut, every since he has gone through multiple re-births and repositioning of his brand
Just go for MonkeyNuts Vance and be done with it.
Jimmy D and Failson
I read that Jay Dee is a friend of Donnie jr’s, and it was li’l Donnie who recommended him for the VP pick.
I listened to NPR's interview with Vivek Ramaswamy during the RNC. He was gushing how great it was that Vance, McCokey, and Vivek are the vanguards of the new Republican Party. The female NPR interviewer was gushing with them. OMG. Yes, Musk and Thiel's money and boys.
The tech bros are completely disgusting.
Agreed. And I had to turn off NPR as they were all gushing about how great it was that trump showed them how you don't need years of public service to run for POTUS, you just need "passion."
I'm very disappointed in NPR these days. They get a lot of government support, I believe.
I mean WTF? Our last shelter. They don't have an inkling that their goose is cooked is he gets elected? If they are trying to appear like they are giving equal time, let them interview each other.
NPR sucks as badly as the rest of the MSM. (Corporate Underwriting)
How could you stand any more than 3 seconds of that?
I was driving and yelling at the radio. I lasted for five minutes. Don't know how Jeff does it!
I thought it' was Peter Thiel.
Probably; with the broligarchs, Wiles and "Swift boat" LaCivita.
Jeff: Bobo "lap hockey" 😂😂
Jeff, you had me at “Sharkey McBatterypants” - I LOLed so hard it scared my cat!!! (Yes, I am a “childless cat lady”, by the way, and JD Vance can fuck all the way off, like NOW).
I am an old cat lady with children, so possibly not qualified to judge, but I have a feeling JayDee is going to be very, very sorry he ever decided to take a shot at any cat ladies anywhere, single or not.
You know, this guy reminds me SO much of the Houston club scene in the 80s, and NOT in a good way lol.
Pretty sure they'll find some excuse to replace him soon.
You're probably right -- pretty sure The Blob That Ate Manhattan does not appreciate a younger, even weirder guy using up all of the oxygen in the room.
Nailed it.
George Washington was childless too. His kids were adopted from Martha's prior marriage.
+1!
Dunno about you all, but I’m still gobsmacked at the sheer weapons-grade stupidity of Handsey and Marge. What a colossal pair of morons.. there should be a rule not to elect stupid people. That alone would knock out at least a third of the republican house and senate delegates.
I want 'proof of life' from them.
My thoughts are dark when it comes to those two.
They should have to share a cell. Would be interesting to see which one comes out alive.
I believe their audience is insane, so of course their blabber makes no sense to us.
The Repugnants should give all their candidates IQ tests before they run. These two and Sharkey McBatterypants would definitely fail.
1. I’m better at miniature golf than Blob is at the real thing.
2. I’m disappointed that it wasn’t Jake Dipshit’s testicle that got burnt.
He also cheats at golf. All the time. Which is why this is the only video of him golfing.
Big time. Rick Reilly wrote a whole book about it, complete with anecdotes. It's titled Commander in Cheat: How golf explains trump
That's the one I was trying to remember.
trump must be hoping he has six weeks to abort his choice of JD.
NO! He has to carry Jance Dance Vance to term, even if it kills his campaign. I don't make the rules.
Shade Vance might be the anchor that sinks the MAGA ship.
We can hope. As always, the wimmin have to fix every darn thing.
Hear us roar !
That's usually the case.
Jackoff Dumbshit Vance is an ALBATROSS around Poopy Don Old.
6 weeks to abort his VP?? Oooh what a savage burn. Love it!
🎉👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻
JD is stillborn.
The over-abundance of targets for ridicule is dizzying. I’m overwhelmed. Feel like one of the million monkeys that discovered they just typed a perfect copy of Hamlet. Like, this feels too easy. And yet, we needs to get back up and keep typing.
hunt peck hunt peck . . . next time Macbeth!
Or for a change, The Cherry Orchard.
I really hope we go Full Blue in November so I can get a rest from fear that all these crazy people could possibly have any influence on my life.
If they do, it would be our extinction.
Even when the Dem win big, these repugnants will still be here, planning their next insurrection to install a dictatorship.
Who could have foreseen that the founding of a nation by a bunch of religious wingnuts would manifest, years later, as an ineradicable strain of credulity, a stubborn belief in what is rationally, clearly untrue?
Look at Canada and Australia. They, like us, are young democracies with a frontier mentality that had terrible consequences for indigenous people. But unlike the US, they weren't founded by radical religious extremists. And it shows, because even though their elected bodies contain a few weirdos, they don't have anywhere near the number that we do, or anyone who is as breathtakingly stupid as are mtg and bobo.
For about the 10,000th time in my life, I wish that my immigrant grandparents had chosen the UK or Canada or Australia.
I'm Native American. Imagine how we feel.
And I suggest Burnt Monkey Testicle be Trump's spirit animal. 😆
I remember this Native comic: "We have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. Don't you hate it when you have someone over for dinner and they NEVER LEAVE?"
Why have you blocked me?
😂😂😂😂
Our idiot family moved here FROM the UK. There's even a town with our last name in the north, for fuck sake.
Tell you what - shaking my head over Sporky and Handy. How in hell do these two manage to chew and swallow food?
And what Two morons had sex with them?
Ewwwwwwwww
Sorry, dude, but it was way more than two. Traitor Greene was banging a couple of different dudes from her gym (while married) and the rumor is Bobo used to work as an escort. So in her case, men may have paid for it. Maybe she kept her mouth shut so they were spared her idiotic palaver
She couldn't talk with her... nevermind.
....mouth full?
😫😩
She didn’t make her money with her mouth shut?
Showed off her versatility
Back to 'roid rage and Onlyfans for them soon...
And the truck stop.😂😂
I think that the stupids of today are far stupider than the stupids of yesterday.
The 40+ years of assault on the middle class has destroyed and angered a lot of people -- has radicalized them such that they angrily listen to and elect people like mtg and bobo, who wouldn't have stood a chance before, say, 2008 (= before palin made conspiracy-theory-type stupidity acceptable at the national political level; before the Great Recession made life even worse for the already-destroyed).
Yes, and the assault on the working class, too. Although my relatives who bought homes are still doing ok after they retired (with the help of Social Security and Medicare).. But now the poor, the working class and middle class in some places is having to contend with soaring rents and natural disaster after disaster like floods, wildfires, mudslides, and avalanches, etc.
More hypocrisy from jd, exposed in the Rolling Stone article (which is disturbing -- you might not want to read it): The co. that he invests in "tests cell therapies and other drugs that are likely derived from stem cell lines, including those recovered from aborted fetuses or live embryos."
So he's 100% pro-life when that viewpoint controls women -- but he'll make an exception when he can extract some money from an aborted fetus or live embryo.
The hypocrisy is devastating.
You missed this, Jeff. Trump's speech to the Fundiescum in Florida last night, promising them that if they turn out and vote this November, he'll have things fixed so well, he'll never have to let them vote again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo-I6YW_jWY
the objective of This Week In Stupid is to highlight the ridiculous shit that flew under most folks' radar, not the horrifying shit that everybody's already talking about
I understand, but while a lot of us "informed types" are already talking about it, the MSM is pooh-poohing it (surprise surprise) and a lot of people haven't heard about it and among those of us who have, many haven't seen it. Since it's actually pretty hard to really believe it really happened, seeing it is important.
If I hijacked anything here, I apologize.
The MSM isn't pooh-poohing it. Every major print outlet has posted an article about it, including some like Yahoo and MSN that less-informed people read in lieu of a newspaper.
Finally! You should look at the reports of the speech last night at NYT, WaPo and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Politico). They might have mentioned the quote, but with no recognition.
Wow a Tiger Beat callback!
The low-flying Stupid. On-the-deck Dumbasses.
notice how the guy doing the video of McShartyPants has to give all that vocal esteem building - "oooh almost! Ooooh so close! Oooh it's not you it's the COURSE!" Also if it's Mcshartypants' course he must have played it hundreds of times so wouldn't he know how the course works on fucking putts? how the greens affect his balls (not in THAT way please).
Well, the greens play could be affected by whether or not the hole is moved around periodically.
That said though, you'd think that as often as he plays he'd at least be a whole lot better at it. I mean, the only reason I think he still sucks is because no-one tells him how to improve his game, and even if they did, he probably thinks he knows better than someone who earns a living at the game.
I keep wondering that too. Even if he's a terrible player/slow learner, with the amount of time he has spent playing golf over the decades, you'd think he'd at least be decent. I guess the "10,000 hours" theory doesn't apply to him.
According to people who have played with him and don't have an interest in kissing his butt, he is decent at it, but he's by no means a "scratch" golfer. As often as he plays, and as many "club championships" as he claims to have won his handicap should be at either zero, or less. And it isn't.
My theory is he's like the king with no clothes. He's not as good as he claims, but everyone around him has no interest in helping him improve because his narcissism tells him he's already great at it, and "better than the pros I'm so good".
Just like his idiotic claim that all those scientists told him he was so smart he grasped the concepts of the research they were doing, all the while everyone of them looked uncomfortable with his lie.
The Emperor has no score card.
His putting skills are horrible. I'm a mediocre golfer and even I know to keep my head down..
Same here. I'm a duffer, but I look at his putting stroke and it's the strangest one I've ever seen. It's like he's rushing the putt or something. But maybe that's just due to his inability to keep his head down.
It's like an adult encouraging a spoiled toddler to keep trying (don't cry!), even if he sucks at the game. He probably paid the guy to do this. Good practice for the nursing home.
Why not ?
It seems as if Trump missed most of his putts to the LEFT of the hole.
Snort
That Friday image of the whine on Amazon is just perfection!
Silly me,I'm sending donations to candidates and progressive media.
Wow,all the little attention whores are being out-crazyed by Sharknado Windmill Lecter... desperate times. 2 shooters couldn't hit an orange blimp at 150 yds?? Must of been 'Feeble Team 6'. Don Jr needs a tranquilizer dart immediately,it probably won't work,but you could try... I'm going to relax and have a nice weekend,I'll see if there's still anything left of the Republican party on Monday,it seems they're gleefully digging their own grave,and anxious to hurl themselves into it.
We can hope.
The ridiculousness of the right is actually sickening. They will wake up on November 6th with no leader, no power. Their God trump will be a defeated pile of shit, and they'll need a place to go. Like religions the worship stone images, they'll get nothing. And the threat of "civil war" is total BULLSHIT! They fear pain and death like any other human being. FUCK trump, and fuck them as well. We have a nation to move forward, not backwards.
Never Going Back!
Oh gawd yes, pretty much all of their 'Meal Team Six' militia goons have already retreated to the backwoods to play army again,and work on their meth labs.