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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun true fact: DO NOT GOOGLE "MIMING JERK-OFF GIF" UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A LOT OF ACTUAL HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY.

how did I fail to anticipate this would be the case?

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Hilarious. Lawdy, we old.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Not old...OLDER.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Phil, I don't know about you, but I'm OLD, OLD, OLD.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Older, older, older

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

We should give a prize to the oldest oldest, oldest Jeff Tiedrich subscriber!

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Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

It could be me - I’m going to be 80 in two days 😳 Not only that, I didn’t realize how out of it I am until after hearing so many references to Coldplay recently. I decided to look them up on Wikipedia. Holy cow! They’ve been around forever and winning Grammys, etc. - and I never heard of them until recently?!? My only defense is that about the time they became popular hard rock was also becoming popular. I wasn’t into hard rock so I switched to listening to “Oldies But Goodies” stations on the radio. But still… I never even heard of them? Unbelievable.

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SLS's avatar
1dEdited

Does 87.5 make me a contender? [88 in < 6 mos., if I last that long...]

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Donna M Hebdo's avatar

I'm 82

What's the prize...

before I enter the age contest?

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Phil Burns's avatar

That isn't me...I'm only 70.

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Jan Moon's avatar

That would be me.

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Glenn Waning's avatar

🤣

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HI2thDoc's avatar

And wiser

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Lois Henry's avatar

I was hoping just this morning that with age I've learned to be kinder rather than wiser. Looking at some of what I write here though, I know I have more work to do

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arne link's avatar

We're all working on that, believe me.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Nah. I still want to be wiser.

I'm kind to animals and to people who aren't MAGAs.

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shee-rah's avatar

I’m working on being snarkier.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I'm still working in my 70's. Kinder is not on my schedule until I retire, if then. I have less patience with people than I ever have had.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Tell me about it. My cane is metal and hard.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Do you think that's because civility is dead, for the most part?

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Phil Burns's avatar

Fewer 'f bombs' are kinder.

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Brenda's avatar

I liked that you said "fewer" f bombs. Don't think I can go cold turkey on that one yet! lol

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

"F bombs" are the 25th century "damn".

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

👍👍👍👍😂😂

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David A Pitock's avatar

Nah we old

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Phil Burns's avatar

No no no, we're older.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You arent kidding, NS.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean, Ive done it.

I tried to find a BJ gif that was Safe for work to view...and then when I used it, Miranda, my editor said "Wendy take that outta the article...youll turn it into ragebait".

Things a 53yo Trans woman does....random searches on the interwebs no person should do.

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Gary D's avatar

I've been a hot-rod junkie most of my life - and there's a method to juicing up a motor by increasing the bore and stroke. This motor is called a stroker. I strongly advise that you don't Google "stroker." You won't see a picture of an engine until page 8.

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David M Marko's avatar

If you are looking for DICK'S Sporting Goods. Make sure you include the 'Sporting Goods' in your search. Found that out the hard way (ahh... no pun intended).

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arne link's avatar

Good Lord. What have we become?

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Lenni Nyberg's avatar

Oh we’re just fine. It’s the rest of humanity that doesn’t get it. lol

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SLS's avatar

The internet as an entity is famously non-selective...

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

🤣

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Ha

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Irascible Ink's avatar

🤣🤣🫣

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

PUBLIC NOTICE: to personally participate in the crucifixion of Donald Trump I would dress up as a Roman, convert to Judaism, be kidnapped by aliens, or any other necessary preparation or disguise !!!

The following is clean. Nothing obscene but DJT!

💥💥💥 DONT MISS THIS!!! 🧨🧨🧨

Please take a look at my Trump-Epstein meme !!!

https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/they-just-arent-buying-it

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, I can imagine Melania getting kidnapped and begging, "please do not send me beck to hoosband. I get the paid anyhow and I het him. He is grosss."

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Bob Bowden's avatar

“I be best at no longer giving fook. Literally!” should be the quote fashionably printed on the back of her newest jacket

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HI2thDoc's avatar

"I get payed to show up at sillly parade and otherr show ups but no mahney is enuff to fook with heem or sleeep in semm rooom."

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Once was enough! Ooo, that weird little mushroooom!”

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Dave Drell's avatar

Walt “So Bad”Svirsky

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Hes mushroom is...how you say, lemp button." So no more fookstuff.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I’d buy that jacket.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

And hees ankles are deesgooousting!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

😂😂😂

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Moose and Squirrel would know how to deal with this.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Exactly, she is Natasha “Boris, no moor sammeesh for yu “

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Have you read my boooook?”

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Hollie Rood's avatar

She should be so lucky 🤞🙏

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kdsherpa's avatar

FOTF!!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

LOL! Maybe Marge will be up for converting her Jewish Space Lasers. Never has the famous movie quip, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” been more applicable to Neuralyzers! Where are J and K?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you think J and K would be caught dead with DJT?

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Remember the Jumbotron in MiB headquarters with all the Earthling Aliens watchlist on video? Michael Jackson was one. Donald was third behind him.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yup, and Elvis went home!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Fantastic! I did not notice that.

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Phil Burns's avatar

MIB 2?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Who are J and K?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

They are the characters played by Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. I don't know which is which letter

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kdsherpa's avatar

Thanks! No clue what show/movie? you are all referencing, but no problem.

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Phil Burns's avatar

J was Will Smith

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Smith was J and Jones was K

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kdsherpa's avatar

I think that Melanoma with metastasized melanoma could help for maybe 15 minutes.

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Leesa J Chenoweth's avatar

Proof that you are a decent man with a good heart. ⚘️

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Andrea's avatar

There should be mandatory classes called "Think Before You Google" for everyone over the age of 45.

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Mps's avatar

Hilarious

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

😅😅

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Timothy Reid's avatar

Hmmmm, the internet and its search engines are controlled by the demons, Jeff ... they are sneaky bastards. Just enter "Canadian Beaver" into your search engine of choice and see what appears ... those furry little devils. Unless you have a moderate or strict control of the results list, the, uh, possible results can be interesting to say the least. Great post! Your type-written reactions are not enough to be happy with the cause of them, but they do make me laugh out loud.

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A.J. Madison's avatar

It gets more ridiculous. A co-worker googled “joysticks” looking for a controller for his video game. Guess what came up instead. Battery powered devices, circumference around 3 1/2 inches and between 6 and 9 inches long.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Just don't Google porn your computer or phone will explode 😜

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ynot1965's avatar

The things you do for us, Jeff, truly amazing.

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arne link's avatar

OMG! I had no idea. Thanks for the warning.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Actually, don't use Google for anything.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It never crossed my mind, either. If you had an actual sex life when you were 16, you wouldn't be looking at pornography...you'd be doing the real thing.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

That’s the funniest part of today’s post Jeff!

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Abigail Norling's avatar

HA!

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Another tRump scandal brewing? Hmmm...

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Hadn’t heard from Paula in awhile. Thanks. Glad to know she and her angels are still protecting us from the demons and devils and other Republicans. But if she’s a woman, shouldn’t she be at home?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

hey, she might have tweeted that from home

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

She has an office in the White House. For reals.

Also, check out the latest paintings from Jon McNaughton. Cwazy.

https://jonmcnaughton.com/the-secret-service/

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh my god, I've forgotten all about the existence of Jon McNaughton. he's a Lifetime of Stupid hall-of-famer

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Unmatched.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

The only possible inspiration from this dreck 'art' is to imagine it on the funeral brochure for Fungus 45/47.

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Gina's avatar

I love it. They're so inspiring. well, they kinda inspire rage after the chuckle, followed by tears about the awfulness of humankind. er, human-unkind

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David Selditz's avatar

Jesus! This is worse than a Thomas Kincaid. The horror...

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

No comparison. Kincaid fits any cheap motel. McNaughton is only seen in haunted hotels.

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David Selditz's avatar

There is no accounting for bad taste and this shite is gonna get worse. à la prochaine...

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Mais certainement.

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William Burke's avatar

God did a great job protecting those little girls on the Guadalupe. Hopefully he’ll do the same for dear leader.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Lordy- looks like a really thin downed Donny Dachau!

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arne link's avatar

Barf!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Well-expressed.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

🤢

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Lucinda Abra's avatar

In my first read through, I thought it was: "Every decision he makes, every battle he fights, is met with Farce...!

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Neal - I am glad I saw those after I finished lunch. OMG,sickening…

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Yup

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Lisa Ham's avatar

The angels seem to be saying "what is this befuddled dipshit staring at now?" That along with the way he captured donnies dementia tilt, perfection.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I noticed the tilt remained (lifts?) but he took off fifty pounds of blubber and a soiled adult diaper as well. And McNaughton is genuinely loony. Full-bore.

A better portrait would be rendered by Otto Dix, Fernando Botero, or Don Martin.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Eeewww.

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Millicent's avatar

😷

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SallyH's avatar

Oh my God 😱

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SallyH's avatar

…but doesn’t the Oval Office have a lot more gold-plated crap in it now?

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Ellyn's avatar

I didn’t think women were allowed to speak outside the kitchen. That MUST include all internet postings 🤔

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean, I speak from my kitchen all the time. "GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND CLEAN UP THIS GODDAMNED MESS!!!!!"

<tapping her foot at her spousal person>.

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William Burke's avatar

Every man needs an assertive woman.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

In my case it’s my wife , but same difference

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Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

Haha - I gladly clean up all the goddamned messes because I DON’T HAVE TO COOK! Yay! 😁🤪😁

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Oh Im the mom in my house. I cook under ZERO duress. And I enjoy it. Just dont walk into my kitchen and fuck it up, and NOT clean up after yourself, because then Mama here, gets mad.

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Ellyn's avatar

Well, yes, absolutely! I’m positive you are and forever will be the kind of woman that causes these GOP “men” to shit their pants & run in fear.

Earlier I was referring to the “women” that the GOP would (if ever left to their own devices; and we will never allow THAT) craft from their rabid-squirrels-for-brains mass of delusion.

The kind of women, I’m sure, who ONLY exist in their twisted dystopian wasteland of a universe (aka their minds). The type of creatures living in such an obviously one dimensional universe reminds me of the aliens in Mars Attacks whose heads regularly explode. (I have continued hope that this will be the material evolution of the “men” of the GOP- along with their evangelical bros.)

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

She better be walking around the White House barefoot!

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Charles Austin's avatar

What a lovely week. Handy Oakley and a plague of catichists! Throw in good old Plankhead, and you have a stupid tsunami.

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Phil Burns's avatar

😂😂😂

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Gina's avatar

um, but if she were at home she'd have to make sandwiches and, well, would YOU eat a Paula White sandwich?

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I bet it’s made on “White” bread! [Hah hah]

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Gina's avatar

is there any other kind in their world?

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Nope. Jamais.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

She serves up shit sammichez all the time, let us pray in tongues. I do hate her.

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William Burke's avatar

If you put enough peanut butter on them things they’ll be speaking in tongues in no time.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Wrong religion.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

What I wouldn't give to see Curly poke Watters in the eye, Stooges style

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. In you're eye Twatters !

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If only!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

He reminds me of the Marx Brothers like Groucho with the grease pencil eyebrows for the Fox Fool, and the mustache for Groucho. It’s a weird look and I turn away from the site.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

As a fully recovered Catholic, I assert that the biggest threat to humanity is religion.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Q: What is the difference between a Christian fundamentalist, a Jewish fundamentalist, and a Muslim fundamentalist?

A: Absolutely fucking nothing.

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David A Pitock's avatar

The spelling

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Also a recovering Catholic, Lamorindalinda, I completely concur. Religion is and seemingly always has been a scourge on the people of our world. It’s a pathetic crutch for those who, alone, cannot find a way to deal rationally with humanity. Apparently, they require supernatural beings to validate their lives.

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David M Marko's avatar

I consider myself a conundrum in that the older I get the more liberal and less religious I become.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Thanks for your opinion, Walt. I guess.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I agree, Religion KILLS

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

As an atheist, I agree 💯

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Terry's avatar

Plankhead McSexpest

The end.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

She makes Neanderthals Great Again

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

"Jews killed him. I found a note in my attic, 'We killed him," signed Morty. I know why we killed him--he didn't want to be a doctor."--Lenny Bruce

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I wish Lenny were here now. He would love the material

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Or Carlin or Mitch H.

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arne link's avatar

We really need Carlin right now.

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William Burke's avatar

I love Lenny and George and Mort too, but if Jeff was doing his work stand-up to SRO audiences in this day and age he’d be shot. And that we don’t want. We’re living in a dangerous age.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Give Jeff his own LATE SHOW.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Doc, Lenny, Mort Sahl too..

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J.R.'s avatar

Lenny Bruce! Thank you.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂😂

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Yes, let’s have Handy Oakley and Matt Gaetz investigate the Epstein files. Gaetz could appoint Diddy as the assistant prosecutor. They will get to the bottom of this mess!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Boebert, Gaetz and Diddy, 3 Stooges 21st century

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BayPoodle's avatar

They’ll get to the bottom of *something*, anyway.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Below the waste bottom.

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Major Kong's avatar

How about her son Tyler as prosecutor? The one who knocked up a 15 year old and made Momma a proud grandmother at 36.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Ok people. Seriously. If you’re older than 30, can you believe the rock-ribbed Reagan “tear down this wall” GOP could evolve into this band of air headed “influencers” and fluffers endlessly reciting the script from the Federalist Society fascists and whack-a-doodle conspiracy nuts? Every day I wake up hoping it was a terrible dream and every fucking day it gets dumber, meaner and more dangerous.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, but Reagan set us on this path

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Mary Hall's avatar

Yes, he did. Mofo fast-tracked Rupert Murdoch's application for citizenship so he could start Fux News and brainwash half of the population, and then he scrapped the Fairness Doctrine that said news sources had to tell the truth, among many other sh!tty things, including taxing our Social Security benefits.

Why do Rethuglicans hate America and Americans so fking much? Every GD thing they do hurts us.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes, he did all that. He also exploited the evangelicals as a political force, started the culture wars in earnest, originated the racist dog whistle "welfare queen" phenomenon, and founded the rabid anti-government nutbag movement that has grown and metastasized into white separatism, Xtian nationalism, and the aforementioned cruelty toward anyone not enormously wealthy.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The more I learn of Ronny Raygun, the further up he climbs on the MAGAT Totem Pole from Hell.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Everything about Reagan and Trump is counterfeit. Fake movie cowboy and war hero. Fake reality TV business mogul. Everyone and everything in Trump's world is ersatz, fake gold, fake marriage, fake Christians, fake hair, fake tits, fake credentials, fake deals. Reagan set us on the highway to Alt Reality.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Let's not forget GeeDumbya and his fake ranch in Crawford, Texassistan. KKKarl Rove told him to buy it so he could look more "Reaganesque." That mofo is afraid of horses and spent his free time on his fake ranch "clearing brush."

He had the audacity to go to the amputee ward at Walter Reed to visit soldiers that he had sent off to fight his two wars for fun and profit and actually said to them, "See, I got wounded too. I got a scratch on my face. Hahahahaha." BTW, his handler Cheney The Dick made $39.5B from no-bid contracts on those two wars. Those mofos and their entire administration should have been tried in The Hague for war crimes. But noooooooooooooo because IOKIYAR.

THIS sh!t is why T💩p has gotten away with so much, because those mofos before him did. Let's make a deal -- no more fked-up frat boys with daddy issues in our White House ever again, okay?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He was, however, very good at reading the speeches his handlers gave him.

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arne link's avatar

Can't say that about the Orange Shitbag. He can barely read. That must be due to the venous insufficiency. Same idea, though, a vessel for the smart and wealthy.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Reagan sucked - but he would hate Drumpf as much as any, for destroying Ahmerica

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Mary Hall's avatar

All Rethuglicans suck. All of 'em, Katie!

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David M Marko's avatar

In the not too distant future when historians look back at the demise of the American Empire they are going to point to the Reagan Administration. Deregulation was the destruction of the middle class.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Deregulation was the end of the middle class coupled with “trickle down” economic policy….

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Trickle down has been proven to be a myth, and yet the GOPedos are still doing to this very moment. That so many not-wealthy vote rethuglican defies belief. Ya get what ya vote fer, rubes

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J.R.'s avatar

Reagan started all of it, for sure

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yes.

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Alison Parker's avatar

I know we're not supposed to ever make ad hominem attacks on a woman's looks but hot damn I cannot stand Boebert's smile. It's like she's such a sour piece of shit that she can't help but sneer while she's trying to look happy. The scrunched nose and the raised upper lip, it's like a visual form of fingernails on a chalkboard. Also stop whitening your teeth, woman, you're gonna fucking blind someone.

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Steve houlette's avatar

Looks like a rodent to me

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arne link's avatar

Those teeth are terrifying. Must be veneers, right?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

She’s a stoopid barfly. That is the perfect qualification for a MAGAT to join Shitler’s coalition.

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Lisa's avatar

Love this. She's a beast.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

She's a cunt. 🤷

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JOEL's avatar

GOP TRUMP

—-——-//————

Guardians Of Pedophile Trump

“I Grab ‘em by the Pussy”

Jeff, “Happy Birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret," Donald.

Must Read!:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year

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Ron's avatar

Interesting article which the mainstream media seems to have ignored. That's for the link Joel.

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Ellyn's avatar

Well put, Joel!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

🤮

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P123Sunny's avatar

If you're feeling despair, dread, or exhaustion, that's exactly what the regime wants—to make you give up. Don’t. Our compassion and resistance are threats to their power. When we give up, they win. When we don’t, they won’t. Keep going

- @abbij1961.bsky.social

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Tess's avatar

Thanks for the laughs this morning! Much needed!!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Very much so. Good thing I wasn't sipping my coffee when I saw Plankhead McSexpest. Another very hilarious name for another big piece of shit. Nice to see the Jerome's get mentioned especially one of my all time favorites, Jerome Lester Horowitz. Not only could we use his comedy relief but even when he was hitting the sauce quite heavily, Curly would've been a bigger asset in the White House than that felonious rectum mouth monster.

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Phil Burns's avatar

It amazes me in the 70 + years I've been alive I've never seen people this fucking heartless and ignorant to facts. Thank you Al Gore for access to facts that people ignore and bullshit they spread.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Understanding the plight of our biosphere, Al Gore was one of our planet’s last hopes. The MAGATS and the Corrupt Supremes stole his presidency and relegated him to the dustbin so fast it made my head spin. They called him a quack, a hyperventilating and hysterical child spinning wild conspiracy theories. It was all TRUE. Every word. He was ignored. We are screwed.

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Phil Burns's avatar

I was actually making a joke about Al Gore inventing the internet and I found out after I started following politics in the 90s.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

What Paula really forgot was preceding her post with "For the low, low price of $79.99..

I DECLARE EVERY DEMONIC BATTLE AGAINST YOUR MIND, FAMILY AND FINANCES IS CANCELLED IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!”

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HI2thDoc's avatar

IKR? Is she just insatiably greedy or does her husband Cain not share his humongous Journey royalties? Or mebbe being an evangelical fraudster means you gotta shamelessly ask for money

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Mary Hall's avatar

THIS! All of this.

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Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

Pastor Shane has a Backpfeifengesicht, which translates as “a face begging to be slapped.” And he gets an extra slap or two for that annoying voice.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Maybe "The Righteous Gemstones" was a documentary.

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Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

I’ll have to google that!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That will need deep concentration you can’t just wing it when evil attacks the ankle zone and the answer is not in your tongue if your not part of the White House you can still get it (supplies are limited) for the low price of 79.99usd. Act now cash preferred.

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J.R.'s avatar

😂😂😂

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, thanks for running that pic of Jerry Garcia and quoting those preachers..you sent out a 2fer today.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Well, I'm relieved that my mind, family, and finances are now hunky-dory

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Gina's avatar

not necessarily - 'just' free of demonic influence...there's more to life than being demon-free...tho come to think of it, Paula is useless cuz if she were effective trump and his merry band would have evaporated in a puff of smelly smoke...it's all part of the plan of the Great Deceiver (whose name begins with "t")

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, Paula acts like she is protecting us from the wrong deceiver when she is helping the worst one of all

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Must be nice.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

And Jerome Horowitz always makes my day.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Am I the only one who HATED the show

SEINFELD? I was working at the Melrose IMPROV when Evening at the Improv was taping. I met/ knew many

comedians. JEROME was one of the biggest assholes

Obsessed with his pristine white sneakers too.Weird creepy dude.

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Edwin Hurwitz's avatar

Well, growing up in Boston with frequent visits to NYC, I did not like Seinfeld at all until I moved to Colorado. Then, I became a fan, except for Jerry. He was the worst part of the show. Just not funny. Without the rest of the cast and Larry David, it would have gone nowhere.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

While I admit to being a “Seinfeld” fan, Kristy, I still appreciate first hand accounts that expose weirdness. Thanks!

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Gail (Chicago)'s avatar

I LOVED the sit-com "Seinfeld". But the actual Jerry Seinfeld is very different from who he portrays on the show. I went to see him in person at The Chicago Theater a few years ago and it was just weird and disturbing. The sit-com was brilliant in my opinion, but the real person comes off as creepy.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I had the right vibe then. It's not jist me.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

JUST

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arne link's avatar

Huh, that's some interesting inside information.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

He is a misogynist asshole.

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Dave Drell's avatar

You ARE the only one who dissed Seinfeld…. but we still love ya!♥️

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Well, obviously not the only one , but I still love you Dave. 😁

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