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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

how your air, everyone? here in the Hudson Valley, the sky actually cleared up for a while and the sun was shining. today it's getting foul and murky again. ugh

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

So the tantrum-in-chief has decided the way you win an argument about a shipping lane is to bomb a country of ninety million people "back to the Stone Ages" — his words, live on Fox, in the smug little cadence of a Ass Goblin who has never once stood in the dark when the grid goes down.

He didn't just bomb the military targets. he bombed the ports. he didn't just bomb the ports — he went after the bridges and the power plants and this week put shrapnel in a child in Qatar, a country that was trying to mediate this thing.

A hundred international-law scholars signed a letter calling it a war crime. Debate-Me Dumbledore says he's "not at all" worried.

Of course he isn't. the guy who breaks it is never the guy who pays for it.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-saturday-the-heat-dome-won-t-break

Cathy Wray's avatar

He should be captured and taken to the Hague.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, fair enough - he did it to Maduro. . .

Andrew's avatar

Don't forget the gag. That's the most important part.

Cathy Rady's avatar

OMFG! :-) that's hilarious!

tho I'm betting that a cork up his ass would make both his face and his cankles blow up immensely

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I dream of this every day.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Immediately. And pray that he meets Netanyahu and Putin there.

Suel J's avatar

And why is this not happening?? (Rhetorical, I guess we know. Patience.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I nominate Trump for the Hague Peace Prize. The only catch is that he has to accept it in person.

barb's avatar

Good one! I hear that it's even better and more important than the nobel peace prize, it's the biggest and best peace prize that ever existed...

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Like no one has ever seen.

Suel J's avatar

Coursing down it's cheeks. Whichever.

Sandy's avatar

With tears in its eyes…

HI2thDoc's avatar

Macho war secretary

Wants to test our troops' T

You faker Hegseth

Are just a shibboleth

Go get some therapy

Richard Von Busack's avatar

He says he likes the T, but methinks he REALLY likes the D.

Kelly Ann O'Brien's avatar

I think Pete needs to be 1st in line for testing!

Suel J's avatar

Oh I'm pretty sure he's "maxxing" getting all gender affirmed and all. Now it's ladies turn!!!!

Mombeka's avatar

Hegseth and Graham Platner should go on a date. I bet they would really hit it off.

P123Sunny's avatar

It’s super expensive and makes ppl more hair-trigger aggressive…

Tracy S's avatar

So sorry! Maybe old Miracle Ear will send some rakes to Canada.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Why doesn't he help them out by turning on that magical water faucet up north?

Dave Drell's avatar

That was on Canadas west coast , somewhere, maybe hidden from view. Fires are mostly out East.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Why do you think there was only one?

Dave Drell's avatar

That’s true! I spoke first without thinking- just like Drumpf!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

he needs to volunteer to show them how it's done, since he's such an 'expert' and all. Drop him in the middle of the deepest woods, let's see how well he does. IF just ONE person called him out on all of the stupidities he blathers, I'd love to watch his meltdown.

Diane Berry's avatar

The air in Missouri is hot and muggy, but the sky is clear blue. I thought the bottom row of the patriotism poster was saying don’t be Trump and steal all the medals you didn’t win. And I thought it was funny the White House would release that.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Diane, I'm in the NE Corner of Missouri...and the heat is horrible. But no smoke. Thankfully.

Diana's avatar

I’m in New York- we can’t open the windows at all. Blue smoke that smells like burning something bad- have trouble breathing 😮‍💨 so we’ll stay inside. Just go out to do the birds and our homeless cats.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Yes birds can’t stay indoors they have tiny lungs and now they are equal to smoking 5 packs a day.

Anna B's avatar

Total sympathy from a Southern Californian - in my 57 yrs living in my present home -rural San Diego Co., I've had to evacuate 3 times and stayed in place through a couple of 'evacuation recommended'. I do have a good respirator - not an industrial strength like a firefighter would need, but much better than a dustmask or KN35 (think covid). I'd say that your A/C filters need to be checked daily and changed often ...

Denise Donaldson's avatar

That thought occurred to me, too. Our small yard is certified as a wildlife haven, but there's no way to protect the birds. Giving food and water is the best we can do. Ditto for the squirrels and feral cats.

Tracy S's avatar

That smoke will decimate the migrators and they already have so many human caused perils along the way!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

That's what we're doing in Cleveland---feeding the outdoor animals. The air is better today than in the last two days, but it's hot and muggy, with severe storms and even tornadoes predicted. Which, of course, will bring all those smoke particulates down to the ground....yikes!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I know my friends up in North Collinwood will not miss a day feeding the cats. Luckily many of them live indoors including the elderly feral who used to be outside.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oh, I SO wish I could bring all 3 of these 'feral' (who all come running to my voice and one allows pets, lol) siblings in, but Percy - my 15year old ginger cat still rules his roost - doesn't get along with Luka so it's work keeping them apart. 30 or so years ago, I'd have been able to make it work - before getting our first dog, although she got along with specific cats as did our 2nd female. Luka is the real problem - he HATES cats. Sigh.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

We had extreme heat and then AWFUL severe thunderstorms and lightning with intense heavy rain (when it pounds on the skylights it drives Luka crazy - there're 2 bigger skylights in the kitchen and the sound IS bad). He whined, cried, ran around like a lunatic most of the day. Only during one lull could I get him to go out with me to do his business/es. Then a small rumble again and he RACED back to the house, nearly slamming into the door as he ran past me. MY nerves were shot worrying about him. Our other dog must be losing his hearing since he ignored it all. I finally coaxed Luka into his crate and threw a very lightweight throw blanket atop which puzzled and seemed to calm him a bit. He's now sound asleep, thankfully. I do worry that he'll injure himself out of terror. The outside feral family didn't come to eat - despite having their own several little houses on our patio, they must have somewhere they feel is more secure from the rain to hide, although there's no flooding here (we have a six ft drop to the street). I put 2 full plates of food out tonight anyway, as far under our overhang as I could - so hopefully they'll come to eat, now that the worst of the storm seems to have eased.

Diana's avatar

Poor baby! We had a German Shepherd growing up “ Princess” that would shake before we’d even hear any rumbles. Be safe Elizabeth- terrible weather out there ♥️

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Your poor kid! You just feel so bad when they're frightened and you can't help much. 😔

Diana Hembree's avatar

Oh no, sorry to hear that!

Sooz Hall's avatar

The Cottonwood fire in Utah (which is now 90% contained) burned 97K+ acres. I sure hope none of the smoke from that seeped into Canada; they might send us a bill for air cleaning.

And I’m in southwest Oregon in the Rogue Valley, and we’ve had the Evan’s Creek fire going on for 8+ days now. I live northwest of it, but we’ve had some bad air quality.

Tracy S's avatar

The Western Slope of Colorado got smoke from the Cottonwood fire. We probably won't bill Utah, though. We have enough to contend with.

Stephen Brady's avatar

SW GA is brilliantly clear but there is some potential badness out in the Gulf of MEXICO.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Now called the Gulf of Belgium

Miselle's avatar

Chicago was at 720 two days ago, in my S Sub we hit 602. It came down to 61 after some rain.

We went from 104 (H/H index 115) about four days ago, to 90s with (bad word!) air quality in Chicago all-time worst peaks. Currently is 85 degrees with 70% humidity. Breathing went from sticking your head in a oven and baking your nostrils, to being in a 1960s car with no ac and your Mom smoking an entire pack of cigs with the windows up to not muss her once-a-week hairdo, to breathing like you're the Little Mermaid handing with Sebastian.

But noooooooooo!!!! No such thing as climate change!!

BTW, I thought that patriot thing was a joke. But it ain't.

Know what I'd like to see? The WH put out how to properly DISPLAY the flag! I see MAGA houses oh-so-proudly fly the flag in pouring rain in the middle of the night. Or, I see it flapping sadly in tatters, or drooping into the mud.

JUST SAYING!

HI2thDoc's avatar

"We're the hottest country in the world"

Miselle's avatar

Good one, Doc! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

SPW's avatar

I’m about 100 miles north of the Equator and the temp here now is 86°.

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

It’s a pet peeve but whenever I see violations regarding flag displays it is ALWAYS (can’t emphasize that enough) a MAGA or Republican supporter or organization. There was a corporate building that did this (it was a Republican supporting health insurance company) for years before I finally called and emailed their public facing office with the flag handling rules and a scathing complaint. They finally started displaying it properly! I was amazed! Small victories…

Susan Kemp's avatar

Seventy years ago when I was in brownie scouts, our leader’s husband came to teach us about flag etiquette. He told us that if a flag touched the ground, it had to be burned. Well, the girls trying to fold the flag correctly dropped it. I saw the leader and her husband exchange looks and even at seven years old knew that they weren’t going to burn that flag. I’m not sure it’s good to become a cynic in first grade, but I did.

Cheryl Steiger's avatar

Fellow Chicagoan here. What you said … except 10 hours later the smoke is starting to return … ugh!

I, too, remember the car rides in the ‘60s that you so accurately described!

Miselle's avatar

I opened my window to check outdoors, and while cooler temps and a breeze, yuck. I smell the smoke. I checked airnow.gov and saw it had climbed up to 97. That was literally an hour ago. I just checked now and it is up to146.

We don't have central ac. I live in a tri-level with a basement. Between all the levels we have six window units. One is pretty old and the smoke was seeping through it two days ago. A friend made a great suggestion: put an air purifier in that room. Duh! I have two left over from COVID. I keep one in the "cats' bathroom". The other was in a closet so I pulled it out and it is helping quite a bit.

For those with central AC, I read an article that you should make sure your filter in it is MERA 13. (I think it was called MERA). Anyhow, it refers to the particle size it catches.

I have tremendous sympathy for those who have to work outside, and for those who can't escape this terrible air.

DebJS's avatar

Close - it's MERV. "MERV stands for Minimum Efficiency Reporting Value. MERV ratings range from 1–20. The higher the MERV rating on a filter, the fewer dust particles and other contaminants can pass through it." (Quoting The American Society of Heating, https://www.ashrae.org/.)

https://www.bobvila.com/articles/merv-ratings/

Miselle's avatar

Thank you, Deb! (I don't have dyslexia, so I can't blame that.)

serenity's avatar

You're probably not too far from me. I'm City south and it's been horrible. Downtown disappeared in the smoke on Thursday. I was hoping for rain today but the percentage chance keeps shrinking. I'm tired of watering my garden every day.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

But you’re allowed to beat Capitol police with it. Don’t get me started on the NFL rolling it out on the field. Or flag hot pants.

Miselle's avatar

Or the flag string bikinis......

Melanie Knadler's avatar

I live in Oregon so it’s always smoky in the summer. I’ve been feverishly raking the forest, but gutting the forest service (in order to sell off public lands) makes it a lonely job.

Thankfully, I’m completely deformed so I can keep up with my antifa work.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, this world is screwed up!

michellefromchicago's avatar

It was crazy smoky here in Chicago on Thursday. One of the news stations announced that our air quality that day was the worst in the entire world. A dubious distinction, to say the least. Better yesterday, and still better today, although I am sure the smoke will come back.

Re Eric — that rant of his – – “ Nobody gets to tell ME to stay indoors just because the air quality is super horrendous” — is pure, distilled essence of Maga. Go ahead, Eric. Stay outside all day if you like. Go for a 5K run while chain-smoking unfiltered Camels. And then complain because your crappy health insurance won’t pay for your respiratory problems to be treated.

Bob's avatar
Jul 18Edited

Someone should tell Eric not to whizz on the electric fence.

Sue Martin's avatar

Here in the NC piedmont, it's hazy and hot, with air quality alerts in effect. Hoping for some much needed rain later today. I can only imagine how our friends in Canada are feeling. Damn Trump to the farthest depths of hell for blaming Canada for these fires! And after all the help they've given us!! God how I hate that worthless bastard!!!😡

Linda A's avatar

Still bad in DC, but not as bad as Friday. Wish the Felon would take some deep breaths.

BTW, where the hell is Missing McConnell?

Hollie Rood's avatar

McConnell is recovering in a rehabilitation facility until it will be announced shortly after August 3rd he took an unexpected bad turn and died suddenly. He can’t “die” on or before August 3rd otherwise a special election will have to be called, coinciding with the November General election in which Dem Charles Booker is running against GOP Andy Barr for McConnell’s seat as he “is retiring” After August 3rd his seat will remain open for months should he “die”

barb's avatar

Not sure why Bashear doesn't just call for an election anyway or announce a plan to do so unless he can directly talk to MM (which shouldn't be a problem given the recent 20 minute conversations Mitch has had along with reports that he's recovering splendidly in rehab); it's what the grim reaper would have done had the tables been turned.

Tess's avatar

Had a couple hours this morning of air…now the smoke is coming in…Wisconsin.

Edith Brideau's avatar

We're having clearer skies in Pueblo County and Custer County (Colorado), but the Aspen Acres fires aren't completely out. More than 90 000 acres burned around July 4.

Diana's avatar

Wow! Didn’t know about your wildfires - be safe

Kevin Rice's avatar

Lindsey's obituary courtesy of www.showercapblog.com.

--------------

Hey, you know who sucked?

Lindsey Graham sucked.

I shouldn’t say that. He was probably good at lots of things. He was amazing at betraying oaths, for example. Take the oath a United States senator swears:

I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

Yep, betrayed the shit outta that one. Damn near daily for a decade. And for what?

For war.

There was no degradation Lindsey Graham would decline to endure for the opportunity to make a little war. To a reasonably decent human being, blowing up a school full of children is an atrocity. To Lindsey, it was Xmas fucking morning.

Lindsey lived such a shameful life that any honest obituary reads like a cautionary tale told by an insult comic. It’s a crying shame his parents ever met. And I’m sure that when South Carolina Republicans replace him with some freak who got kicked out of the Oath Keepers for sexual deviancy, I’ll even come to miss the relative gentility of his tragically weak character, so fuck him for that, too.

Anyway.

This is the part where I ask you to donate to my beer fund, which is actually extra urgent this week, as I spilled a bunch of beer on a bunch of magnets and thus must replace both.

K Schaefers's avatar

We are lucky, it hasn't really hit us until yesterday. Stay safe to those that are in the worst of it!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Condolences. We went through this in California, and it's a horror.

Richard's avatar

Here in Michigan where I live there is no smoke in the air. Last night the wind picked up and it’s breezy this morning. We need rain and that will get rid of the smoke. Trump and his dipshit supporters are dumber than a second coat of paint. Btw, great photo’s of Claudia!

Richard's avatar

I stepped outside about an hour ago to go get the mail.

Nancie's avatar

The past couple of days really drove home the importance of federal air pollution regulations as well as the reality of climate change that is accelerating the occurrence, intensity, and duration of forest fires. For two days here, the pollution score was ABOVE 600. FYI- Under 100 means the air is safe to breath. No one could leave their homes. Remember how polluted Beijing used to be? That is what the U.S. will look like soon.

Eileen's avatar

California is clear for now. We are always on guard for fire season, which, for us, is no longer a season. It’s 365 days a year threatening.

Ann Anderson's avatar

No sombreros? But what if yo quiero Taco Bell? And speaking of, the gubmint has successfully scapegoated Taco Bell for the lettuce/uncontrollable pooping connection. Taco Bell's lettuce is from Taylor Foods, a major supplier of lettuce all around the country and the owner is a Trump donor. As we say nowadays, do the math.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That grifter-child breeder

And war chaos seeder

Brought us murderous biases

And now cyclosporiasis

Thank you! Thank you, Dear Leader!

Ann Anderson's avatar

Taylor Foods was linked to an e-coli outbreak in 2024. Pay Trump, no inspectors.

Mingo's avatar

The sombrero serape wearing tourists on their way to a Cinco de Mayo fest, got lost and wound up at a white power klan rally instead. Taylor foods CEO is a Trump donor? Lovely. That makes sense why explosive diarrhea is in the news. The money for quality control went into Donnie's pocket. I hope he ate Taylor Foods lettuce too.

Joyce's avatar

It's a vegetable; I doubt Donnie Demento has ever seen a lettuce leaf.

Mingo's avatar

Good one. He'd only eat a vegetable as long as it's smothered in ketchup.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey, french fries are made outta potatoes!

Kim Steeves's avatar

and ketchup ....... tomatoes!

Hell he pratically has a salad!!

Martha Howell's avatar

He did have that taco salad that one time.

Robert Eckert's avatar

He posed with a taco salad. Whether he ate it or not is unproven.

Martha Howell's avatar

He was “smiling,” so that would be a No. (Never vote for a person who is 80 and has never once genuinely smiled, except at a rival’s setback. They are broken and will make poor decisions. )

Diana's avatar

Or washed his fruits and vegetables ‼️

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I think Eric Metaxas should stop washing his lettuce, since health advisories tread on his free-dumbs. In fact, I hope all his food preparers stop washing their hands before serving him, after taking a dump.

Mingo's avatar

💯%. Here's to a heaping bowl of germs. These people are so annoying.

Crystal Hartley's avatar

I stopped buying Taylor produce about 5 years ago because of their substandard green beans. I feel vindicated.

PTW's avatar

Donald? Eat a vegetable? Are you nuts?

Leu2500's avatar

how do they square no sombreros with liking Goya foods?

Ann Anderson's avatar

Well if you're going to bring logic into it...

BigDaddy52's avatar

Was glad to see PBS mention Taylor's involvement.

Joyce's avatar

Someone tell Mr. Oppositional Disorder Man that Taco Bell won't sell him anything with lettuce on it, so he'd better not order any produce from Taylor Foods. The guvvmint is telling everyone DON'T DO IT.

And then, patriotic trans people wearing sombreros should buy up all the toilet paper available in Mr. Oppositional Disorder Man's neighborhood.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

My question: respectfully, how is a patron of Taco Bell going to tell the difference between the usual colon explosion that results from eating their cuisine and the explosive diarrhea they'd get from this tainted lettuce?

Bob's avatar

FDA says the contamination traces to single farm in Mexico. Trump will declare it a terrorist organization have it bombed.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Taco Bell's ad agency and PR flacks can now pivot to "Taco Bell Laxative: It Will Clean You Out!"

Lairbo's avatar

Yo Quiero Tacolonoscopy Prep.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, you should trademark "Tacolonoscopy"

Mingo's avatar

Remember Chi Chi's from the early 2000's? Their tainted green onions caused them to go out of business.

Lairbo's avatar

Taco Bell will survive. Taylor Farms, maybe not so much. Remember Bon Vivant Vichyssoise?

Nightmaher's avatar

We called it Taco Smells when they first opened shop in my town because we all got diarrhea. Never ate there again!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Tacos, I live in Latin American there are two Taco Bell’s in this country that I have seen and I don’t know how or who they paid off but nobody makes or offers tacos, just the N.American tourists otherwise it’s just a US thing. By the way so are sombreros.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Taco Bell uses Mexican stereotypes in their advertising, hence sombreros and other south of the border signifiers. It's white ppl's idea of Mexican food, wouldn't eat it on a bet.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Taco Bell says they will never buy anything from Taylor Foods, ever again

Ann Anderson's avatar

I should think so Yum Brands (parent co.) stock took a dive.

Diana Hembree's avatar

Yes. And that poster from the government with an 'X' over the Latina woman wearing a sombrero is so racist and disgusting I can't even.

insert_something_creative's avatar

As of 5pm PT on Monday, apparently the Taylor Farms test was a false positive — or maybe they're just saying that *because* the owner is Trump donor. Who the fuck knows anymore.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/20/fda-cyclosporiasis-lettuce-test-01004839

Leu2500's avatar

"my father comes from Germany." the felon has said this before. confusing generations is a classic dementia symptom. His GRANDFATHER was born in Germany.

HI2thDoc's avatar

And ejected for having evaded his military service. A drumpf family tradition!

george  campbell's avatar

Gramps had bone spurs like nobody has ever seen before , with tears in their eyes yadyada

Cheri Collins's avatar

Wasn’t he also deported from the US for being a pimp? I may be confusing the historical details of the illustrious First Family.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Yes, specifically for running a brothel on land owned by another. He was an illegal immigrant when he snuck back in, after discovering that Hesse had not forgotten about his draft evasion.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Thank you, Robert! This information should be presented every time he brags about his father being German!

rlritt's avatar

I didnt listen to his speech because hearing his voice causes me to projectile vomit. But, I read he was incoherent. James Carville said the networks were wrong in not airing Trumps speech. The country needs to see how diminished he has become.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I continue to disagree with Carville. Everybody with a working brain already knows how Rump is steadily deteriorating. Everybody else will never believe their lyin' eyes. Better to give him no national platforms, period. I applaud ABC and NBC for not airing his "speech" live.

SPW's avatar

I tried to ❤️ your comment but my ❤️ icon failed to respond 🤨.

Dave Drell's avatar

that’s because you’re near the Equator!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Hate when that happens...

Diana's avatar

Same here about a Trump reaction - I go both ends🤬

rlritt's avatar

Hey maybe bad lettuce is just a cover up for what happens when people hear him speak.

Joyce's avatar

Or, he actually knows something hinky about his family's immigration status and his dementia keeps bringing it up.

HH Mohr's avatar

I think he's trying to impress the Neo Nazis. As usual, he doesn't have to keep track of his lies. My father was from the Bronx. You got a problem with that?

PTW's avatar

Donald used to claim his father was "Swedish," but now that he has gone full Nazi, I guess claiming his German roots is no longer verboten.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, 100% right, Jeff. Nosferatu Miller calls others deformed but has no reflection so is clueless.

rlritt's avatar

He really is a psycho.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

That's no stretch. Miller is desperate for a red herring, so "Antifa protesters" are deformed. Bring on the Final Solution, time is running out.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I very much resent when people compare someone who is Jewish to Nazis.

I make an exception for Stephen Miller.

HI2thDoc's avatar

No one should ever compare Miller to a human being

Dave Drell's avatar

He gives vampires a bad name!

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Who were all the attendees to this event and what was their reaction other than clapping? Remember this trio when Rubio runs for president.

Douglas Mackay's avatar

Please, someone fill a pool with 18-36 inches (whatever the depth of the Reflecting Pool) and try to use a box cutter, reaching down to the bottom, and moving it even six inches with enough force to cut through the bottom. Can’t be done. Go ahead and try, Trumph. Show us how. Then SFU.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

You need a giant invisible pool knife from the Antifa Store.

rlritt's avatar

They emptied the pool and there were NO cut marks. But there were deep tire tread marks where Trump had them drive him on the pool bottom after the surface was painted and before the water was in. There are photos. Why is he still sticking to this stupid story.

I read an article by Carvill that said the major networks were remiss by not airing his speech. Apparently he was obviously incoherent and suffering from dementia. Who is calling all the shots now? Miller?.

Carol C's avatar

I watched. On Fox. He looked and sounded tired. He read the speech with his usual pauses in the wrong places. No pauses for emphasis as he read his five big accusations. He wasn’t incoherent in the way he is without prepared speeches, but he just read as if he didn’t understand it. He drew his breaths through his teeth, the way he did when he recovered from COVID. Not the picture of a strong leader.

Bob's avatar

He looked pretty ill despite the extra layer of orange-aid.

arne link's avatar

Thank God he looks bad. Will he die? Dare we hope?

Cheri Collins's avatar

🤞🏼🙏🏽🤞🏼

Dave Drell's avatar

Carol C is now seeking psychological help after enduring a Drumpf projectile vomit speech.

Cyndi's avatar

I suspect a combo of Miller and Vought. Nazi and Heritage ...

Bob's avatar

Add in Carr and it’s ... The Three Lousekiteers!

rlritt's avatar

All those people need him to distract and disguise.

Nightmaher's avatar

I recall that when he led the motorcade through to pool immediately after showing the video the pool people announced that they had damaged the work and would have to repair it. I remember specifically saying to myself “What an asshole!”

Diana's avatar

He must be right - you know he’s a stable genius right- had an Uncle who went to MIT or taught there - so he’s very very smart ‼️💥

Robert Eckert's avatar

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

Lucinda Stone's avatar

I see what you did, put a bunch of letters in a blender and poured out the felons speech. Nice work.

Robert Eckert's avatar

No, this is an actual quote from the Dumb Antichrist himself.

Dave Drell's avatar

Did you make this up Robert? or was this taken from a transcript?

Robert Eckert's avatar

I think it was Jeff who transcribed it.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And there was "trans for everyone." I thought it was interesting that he would admit that he had previously been a woman.

Diana Hembree's avatar

Right. And it also came out on one news program at the scene (I have to look it up) that after the pool was drained a day or so ago there was no evidence of any box cutter work at all.

Diana's avatar

Only in his head- box cutters -blaming it on vandals again in his whacked out head!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

"Eric. step outside and breathe deeply." Yes, you doofus.

I have asthma and I can tell you it isnt healthy out there. These people want to kill us all...public health exists for a reason!!

Looks like the felon has put on a few-ok, a lot- of pounds. Fat, sweaty old coot.

And it wouldn't be a White House post without a heaping helping of racism. I swear to god, thats the underlying issue in this country. If we survive, what will they say about us 500 years from now?

That we were dumbasses.

Mingo's avatar

The fat shot isn't working. He's carrying a lot of junk in his trunk. Look how tight his custom suits are now. He's straining the seams. Public health, science... it's so DEI.

Diana's avatar

That the 30% of our nation will become a 100% when they get thru changing history- look at what’s happening now with the history of our nation… no Slavery - no Civil Rights- Women’s Rights and voting rights.. the list goes on… agencies wiped out… I truly hope everyone votes in November our lives are literally at stake ‼️

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Per Fuckwit's speech on Thursday, and all the groundwork that's been laid since 1/20/20, voting in November, or trying to, will be no guarantee of anything. We have to get past the idea that simply casting a ballot in the midterms---if we even get to--- will fix things.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

I keep hoping Ossoff's response will be more than WIN for Georgia. Lawrence O'Donnell was unsucessful in getting Ossoff to share more. Georgia Dems have got to get their sh7t together more than asking the rest of us for $$

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Exactly right, and IMO, true of Dems everywhere.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

When early polls start showing blue is when Trump will issue voting is over… enforced by military and his own private militia. Good eye Denise!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

If he even waits that long. I'm afraid the October surprise will be the declaration of a national emergency and the suspension of elections.

Dave Drell's avatar

Survive 500 years? We’re not going to make it 100 years!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

SELF-DESTRUCTIVE dumbasses.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Sadly, my time machine is still in the shop Susan, or I’d be right on your preponderance…

Tess's avatar

There was so much stupid this week! Thanks for the report! Claudia pics help to relax the fucking repulsiveness seeping in my brain with all the stupidity happening. Have a good day everyone!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Remember my friend take care of your blood pressure, I have the cuff and as I suspected it isn’t exactly ‘the silent killer’ it can spike and you can feel it partially the fight or flight emotion.

Diana's avatar

You too!♥️

DJ Headthrob's avatar

You know who was a REALLY good ball-handler? Lindsey Graham. If Covid taught us ONE THING it's that DARWIN WAS RIGHT. And now Hell is populated with vaccine-deniers, bleach-drinkers and Ivormectin-chuggers. Natural Selection made flesh. Anybody else wondering if he ever sprang for the perpetual-care option on Ivana's grave? Finally, let us all remember the sage words of Nigel Tufnel: "There's a thin line between clever and stupid."

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jabba the Dump hissownself does some impressive ball handling: Pooty, Bibi, Xi, Kim, etc.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jabba the Dump…PRICELESS🫨

LORI  D's avatar

Hey ERIC METAXAS and all his like-minded followers, I know you do not like having a libtard give you orders but I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING ADVICE:

--DO NOT eat the lettuce at TACO BELL until we know it's safe. Thoroughly wash all fresh fruits and vegetables, and also your hands

--WEAR a mask to protect your lungs when necessary, from airborne viruses, caustic chemical fumes, wildfire smoke, or massive dust storms because all that shit will soon be the norm

--DO NOT SWIM in the ocean when there are posted rip tide warnings or shark advisories

--DO NOT drive around a barrier that says, "bridge out" or "road closed" due to flooding, sinkholes, or other hazards that could kill you

--DO NOT feed or pet the alligators

--DO NOT dive headfirst into shallow water

--DO NOT take shelter under a tall tree during a thunderstorm, or park under an overpass during an active tornado, or drive/walk through moving flood waters

--WEAR SUNSCREEN OUT IN THE SUN, EYE PROTECTION WITH POWER TOOLS, OVEN MITTS FOR HOT PANS, KEEP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN YOUR HOME, CHECK THE BATTERIES IN YOUR SMOKE AND CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS, SANITIZE YOUR CUTTING BOARDS.

Let's all start wearing sombreros.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Lori, that’s pretty much perfect but please take the word ‘NOT’ out and post to X 30% will begin dying tomorrow. The is a Pro Tip ™ ( for Jeff).

LORI  D's avatar

That won't work though. They always have to do the opposite of what normal people tell them to do. So if you say DO NOT drink raw milk, they will insist on drinking raw milk and say you are trampling their rights.

Dave Drell's avatar

What about seat belts? Do we REALLY need to wear them?

LORI  D's avatar

Not if someone says we have to!!!

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Great reminders for those that can read.

Michelle Marciniak's avatar

We have a lot of stupid people in this country. His statement on Canada had 18k likes. WTF. There should be zero likes. MORONS!

Michelle Marciniak's avatar

That’s what I was thinking too

rlritt's avatar

Really? Is that a real thing?

rlritt's avatar

"like a normal person. not one looks normal. they’re all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism.”"

Isn't that what NAZIs said about Jewish people?

Holy cow, this shits getting way too real.

Harold Miller's avatar

They are all hateful and evil 😈

Thank god they are also stupid, lazy and incompetent!

November is our last chance to save our nation and the world.

Tonya Browning's avatar

I worry he’s going to invoke martial law.

HI2thDoc's avatar

See, this right here is why us antifa commie radical woke box cutter wielders are not only rational but also un-dumb. GOP House members Ralph Norman and MTG used "Marshall law" in texts to Mark Meadows after the 2020 election. These two geniuses were sitting representatives. Let that sink in.

Bob's avatar

They meant to say Marshall amps.

Tonya Browning's avatar

Just look at our president! He doesn’t know how to spell dumb!

rlritt's avatar

He wants to, but the states control elections so I'm not sure how that would work. In spite of what he thinks, he isn't a king. I also read that his actual speech showed him to be mentally impaired. Miller, I dont think, can declare martial law.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

There are 26 state Rethug trifectas and 23 triplexes. Even if one accepts that states could/would conduct elections despite anything Rump does (I don't accept that), how many Rethug governors are going to stand their ground?

Cwalker's avatar

Hey, did he just disown Junior and Eric? He says “my one son Barron, my very tall son…” and then babbles away incoherently to prove the point that he knows nothing about soccer. He’s so bad that I’m finding him hilarious these days rather than threatening.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

CWalker, I noticed that as well nothing should surprise us anymore but that one got me it’s more of the same.

Dave Drell's avatar

Due to dementia… he’s forgotten about those other 2 corrupt & useless forms of carbon molecules.

Tracy S's avatar

We apparently have two more years of these insane attacks coming from what's left of the White House. Let's make sure we vote in a Democratic majority and neutralize the relentless attack on our government!

Bob's avatar
Jul 18Edited

The White House comms team is like a frat party. They mistake infantile stupidity for comedy.

Tina Zep's avatar

And they are supremely petty.

David Skoglund's avatar

Beetlejuicings as a verb. That’s awesome!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I'm still waiting to hear further about Thomas Massie (allegedly) hooking up with Boebo after Massie became a widower. If nothing else, she appears to be a fun date

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I mean, don’t they have enough $ to get a motel?🏨

HI2thDoc's avatar

I did not hear where it supposedly happened, but for the record both Massie and Handy Oakley vigorously denied it.

rlritt's avatar

They were at a movie theater watching Beetlejuice. I know. Weird. Maybe they did and maybe they didnt. Its is funny though.

HI2thDoc's avatar

No, that was when she was on a "date" with a Colorado dude named Quinn Gallagher, who Google says is a registered Democrat. I can't think of why he would date her...oh, wait, yeah.

rlritt's avatar

Apparently she has magic fingers.

So wait, there is another "incident" with another guy! I did not hear about this. Fill me in, please.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Ew. Thats a gross thought. Anyway, I thought Massie remarried.... not that would stop BoBo.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, he did but a former girlfriend of his made the accusation that the hookup happened after his first wife died and before he got remarried. The guy gets around.

rlritt's avatar

And who thought Beetlejuice was an erotic film?

Jane's avatar

I heard he got married

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Re Nosferatu complaining that Antifa terrorists looked deformed, I remember reading how Hitler thought French people looked deformed. Anyway, as for Donnie's dad being from the Bronx, that may be true, but his heart was back in the Nazi Motherland, ver his grandpa Drumpf vas geboren in Bavaria.