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Sue Frederick's avatar

Quote of The Day "woke me when this Congress is over" 😎😂

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Speaker McNeutered is the close second. 😂

Sue Frederick's avatar

Yes it is! Thanks for the laughs in these frightful times.

Terrified Lib's avatar

Has anyone considered that RFK Jr's heroin use permanently scrambled his brain? Not that this is an excuse, but seriously--WTF????

Rick Calegari's avatar

Something is definitely going on in RFK Jr's upstairs that's not even close to being normal. With presidential candidates like him, the tangerine turd and DeSatan., this is looking to be the primary of the Abby normals.

Heather Wimberly's avatar

Tertiary syphilis comes to mind...?

🤔

Greg Zimet's avatar

I think he has a delusion that he played football in the NFL, and developed CTE. Perhaps the first and only example of delusional CTE.

Morgaine Swann's avatar

I didn't know he ever used heroin. He's giving serious Manchurian Candidate vibes, though, that's just not the same guy who used to work with the NRDC.

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RV maxima's avatar

Well, there's that...

Of course, they will never own up to that! Instead, write books on Masculinity!!! like Hawley! Sure, Josh, sure...

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Little snowflakes and whiners.. I can’t take it anymore🤮

Rick Bonin's avatar

Josh’s Vienna sausage is minuscule I hear.

RV maxima's avatar

There is something phoney about this guy and his need affirm

His masculinity When you have to write a book about it. Maybe Lindsey Graham helped him on the topic... I think he would be on any "team" as long as he could be in power.

Flower Child's avatar

Jeff, you literally slayed me with this one! Freedom Fucksticks is my new favorite 🤣

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Okay, best quote of the day. 🤣

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I woke up to wokeness. Life is better wokedly woke. I’ve had enuf of Enlo, Trumbo, Fartos, et al. Thanks for a rippin’ wake-up recap update. I’ve had family here from Japan 🇯🇵 to visit with and hadn’t kept up with the macho news because my 8 year old grandson is farting at his 10 year old brother.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Your comment made me think of this: All liberals in the press, social media etc, should use different forms of the word woke in every sentence, every post, well, just in everything. Wokeness, woked, wokeup, on and on, even made-up words. Anyway, the point is to use to run the fucking word woke into the ground, so they won't want to use it anymore.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I quite agree, to be woke is to grok (a reference to Stranger in a Strange Land).

un poco loco's avatar

That's an excellent definition of woke. Also, in reverse, an excellent definition of grok... :)

Karen Livolsi's avatar

As well he should! The traditional sibling fart fest is what bonds brothers for life!

My youngest son perfected the artificial fart under the arm.

He could clear a room with 2 loud armpit farts then laugh and laugh.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, I am Ashkenazi as I assume you are considering your family background. I find RFKJr. comments so very over the top that they meet the Q test, any votes he may have counted on from Ashkenazi Jews has just evaporated, so I will leave it at that. Next, the state of our Marine Corps. My father was a Marine, belonged to the 1st Expeditionary Force in China, during the Chinese civil war, which many Americans are woefully ignorant of our involvement. I will relate one of his stories, about conducting a Passover service in northern China not far from the Soviet border, attendees included White Russians who did not speak English, along with Jews from the Marines. The only common language was Hebrew, needless to say it became a very long service. I recount this story to reinforce the fact that our Marines have kept our country safe risking their very lives... and for a Senator to hold up service promotions, to hold up appointing a leader of the Marines.... well I guess this senator is doing the bidding of Putin to tear down the very fabric of American society and destroy one of our best if not the best fighting force, defending our freedom. So yeah I do give a chicken fried fuck about RFKJr. being a Q pawn and our armed forces. Stay cool fellow travelers.

RV maxima's avatar

Senator Cracker from AL...where are Marines in that state? Sheesh!

Thanks for sharing.

Kerbo's avatar

Because I apparently have the brain of a 7th grade boy, the fart bit SLAYED. I particularly like whatever news source this came from’s subtitle “airing grievances”. NAILED it!

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I would love to see a video of that hilarious little exchange.

Randy Woodall's avatar

Airing grievances quite aromatically.

Allan Voorhis's avatar

RFK, Jr needs a therapist who enjoys a challenge.

Charlie Austin's avatar

I think he's the ultimate challenge.

RV maxima's avatar

There is definitely a squirrel loose from that cage!

To quote, WTAF?

Charlie Austin's avatar

What in the fuck happened to RFK Jr.?? He used to do great work on the environment, but now he's a member of the fucking tin foil hat- black helicopter sect.

Charlie Austin's avatar

His father and uncles should rise from the grave and kick his ass!!

RV maxima's avatar

He was OK, on Air America, sorta. I don't recall him doing his anti-vacc on that show...his cheese has definitely slide off his cracker.

Charlie Austin's avatar

He has definitely lost a big handful of screws.

Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

Ethel should beat the tar outta that boy more often.

BC's avatar

"Freedom fucksticks" is spot on and funny! I love reading your words!

L P Inness's avatar

You delight, amaze and frustrate me every weekend with your synopses of the political idiot actions. I don't watch corporate media 'nooze' and I can't thank you enough for taking the abuse on my behalf. Your post is always the upside to the beginning of my weekend!

R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

Robert Kennedy Jr. has completely lost the plot. I’m surprised he hasn’t joined the Republican Party already. Those are his people!

Tess's avatar

“Strategic use of a fart....” 😆

Charlie Austin's avatar

Arm the fart weapon Mr. Sulu.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Okay, best quote of the day.

Randy Woodall's avatar

Gas warfare... isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

Openly Fae's avatar

I would like to actually have a non-stupid weekend, but I haven't scrounged up enough funds to take an off-Earth holiday yet. I accept donations though without pride.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Yup. Gotta go with you on that. The RFK quote beat the weenie contest. "Cinderella story, comes outta nowhere..." But no one gonna touch this.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Just so much crazy wild fun Republican crazy stuff in here today but then RFK fart for punctuation triggers a memory of the period around 12 to 14 that my little brother found the world of farting so entertaining that he would light them as well for more hilarity and sit next to the prissiest mother in a social uppity gathering and fart as loud as he could, which really loud, and then jump up and point and exclaim in hilarious horror, Miss Ann!! That's what Republicans are today, farting pre-teen early teen boys, with the dick-measuring mean boy Elon. I'm sure there's going to be a strap-on involved should we hear this actually happened down the road in Adolescent Boy Fart Fun World.