Something is definitely going on in RFK Jr's upstairs that's not even close to being normal. With presidential candidates like him, the tangerine turd and DeSatan., this is looking to be the primary of the Abby normals.
My fave was Monday: “are we really impeaching Joe Biden because his son likes to drive fast and hang out with sex workers? or is it because Hunter’s dick is bigger than most Republicans’.” I seriously suspect it’s the latter, combined with how many Rs are terrified of their feelings when they see pictures of Hunter’s dick.
There is something phoney about this guy and his need affirm
His masculinity When you have to write a book about it. Maybe Lindsey Graham helped him on the topic... I think he would be on any "team" as long as he could be in power.
I didn't know he ever used heroin. He's giving serious Manchurian Candidate vibes, though, that's just not the same guy who used to work with the NRDC.
If it takes only a single House Representative to call a snap vote as a "motion to vacate" to remove McCarthy, why can't that single Representative be a Democrat? It is part of the House Rules, so doesn't that apply to all members? Get him out and yes, we don't know who they would vote in, but seriously? He is hurting the entire House - not just the GOP and, as a result, all of us. And on the subject of RFK JR - his wife, Cheryl Hines is a good friend (and co-star) of Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry has already said he doesn't support Kennedy, but this? I'm thinking even Hines should step away and think about her relationship and support. Anti-semitism personified.
I woke up to wokeness. Life is better wokedly woke. I’ve had enuf of Enlo, Trumbo, Fartos, et al. Thanks for a rippin’ wake-up recap update. I’ve had family here from Japan 🇯🇵 to visit with and hadn’t kept up with the macho news because my 8 year old grandson is farting at his 10 year old brother.
Your comment made me think of this: All liberals in the press, social media etc, should use different forms of the word woke in every sentence, every post, well, just in everything. Wokeness, woked, wokeup, on and on, even made-up words. Anyway, the point is to use to run the fucking word woke into the ground, so they won't want to use it anymore.
Hi Jeff, I am Ashkenazi as I assume you are considering your family background. I find RFKJr. comments so very over the top that they meet the Q test, any votes he may have counted on from Ashkenazi Jews has just evaporated, so I will leave it at that. Next, the state of our Marine Corps. My father was a Marine, belonged to the 1st Expeditionary Force in China, during the Chinese civil war, which many Americans are woefully ignorant of our involvement. I will relate one of his stories, about conducting a Passover service in northern China not far from the Soviet border, attendees included White Russians who did not speak English, along with Jews from the Marines. The only common language was Hebrew, needless to say it became a very long service. I recount this story to reinforce the fact that our Marines have kept our country safe risking their very lives... and for a Senator to hold up service promotions, to hold up appointing a leader of the Marines.... well I guess this senator is doing the bidding of Putin to tear down the very fabric of American society and destroy one of our best if not the best fighting force, defending our freedom. So yeah I do give a chicken fried fuck about RFKJr. being a Q pawn and our armed forces. Stay cool fellow travelers.
Because I apparently have the brain of a 7th grade boy, the fart bit SLAYED. I particularly like whatever news source this came from’s subtitle “airing grievances”. NAILED it!
What in the fuck happened to RFK Jr.?? He used to do great work on the environment, but now he's a member of the fucking tin foil hat- black helicopter sect.
You delight, amaze and frustrate me every weekend with your synopses of the political idiot actions. I don't watch corporate media 'nooze' and I can't thank you enough for taking the abuse on my behalf. Your post is always the upside to the beginning of my weekend!
I would like to actually have a non-stupid weekend, but I haven't scrounged up enough funds to take an off-Earth holiday yet. I accept donations though without pride.
Quote of The Day "woke me when this Congress is over" 😎😂
Speaker McNeutered is the close second. 😂
Yes it is! Thanks for the laughs in these frightful times.
DITTO!!
Has anyone considered that RFK Jr's heroin use permanently scrambled his brain? Not that this is an excuse, but seriously--WTF????
Something is definitely going on in RFK Jr's upstairs that's not even close to being normal. With presidential candidates like him, the tangerine turd and DeSatan., this is looking to be the primary of the Abby normals.
My fave was Monday: “are we really impeaching Joe Biden because his son likes to drive fast and hang out with sex workers? or is it because Hunter’s dick is bigger than most Republicans’.” I seriously suspect it’s the latter, combined with how many Rs are terrified of their feelings when they see pictures of Hunter’s dick.
Well, there's that...
Of course, they will never own up to that! Instead, write books on Masculinity!!! like Hawley! Sure, Josh, sure...
Exactly. I’d feel sorry for how out of touch with themselves they are if they weren’t so fucking toxic for the rest of us and our fragile democracy.
Little snowflakes and whiners.. I can’t take it anymore🤮
Josh’s Vienna sausage is minuscule I hear.
There is something phoney about this guy and his need affirm
His masculinity When you have to write a book about it. Maybe Lindsey Graham helped him on the topic... I think he would be on any "team" as long as he could be in power.
Tertiary syphilis comes to mind...?
🤔
Oooh, good one 🤣!!!
I think he has a delusion that he played football in the NFL, and developed CTE. Perhaps the first and only example of delusional CTE.
I didn't know he ever used heroin. He's giving serious Manchurian Candidate vibes, though, that's just not the same guy who used to work with the NRDC.
Jeff, you literally slayed me with this one! Freedom Fucksticks is my new favorite 🤣
Okay, best quote of the day. 🤣
If it takes only a single House Representative to call a snap vote as a "motion to vacate" to remove McCarthy, why can't that single Representative be a Democrat? It is part of the House Rules, so doesn't that apply to all members? Get him out and yes, we don't know who they would vote in, but seriously? He is hurting the entire House - not just the GOP and, as a result, all of us. And on the subject of RFK JR - his wife, Cheryl Hines is a good friend (and co-star) of Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry has already said he doesn't support Kennedy, but this? I'm thinking even Hines should step away and think about her relationship and support. Anti-semitism personified.
I woke up to wokeness. Life is better wokedly woke. I’ve had enuf of Enlo, Trumbo, Fartos, et al. Thanks for a rippin’ wake-up recap update. I’ve had family here from Japan 🇯🇵 to visit with and hadn’t kept up with the macho news because my 8 year old grandson is farting at his 10 year old brother.
Your comment made me think of this: All liberals in the press, social media etc, should use different forms of the word woke in every sentence, every post, well, just in everything. Wokeness, woked, wokeup, on and on, even made-up words. Anyway, the point is to use to run the fucking word woke into the ground, so they won't want to use it anymore.
I quite agree, to be woke is to grok (a reference to Stranger in a Strange Land).
That's an excellent definition of woke. Also, in reverse, an excellent definition of grok... :)
As well he should! The traditional sibling fart fest is what bonds brothers for life!
My youngest son perfected the artificial fart under the arm.
He could clear a room with 2 loud armpit farts then laugh and laugh.
Hi Jeff, I am Ashkenazi as I assume you are considering your family background. I find RFKJr. comments so very over the top that they meet the Q test, any votes he may have counted on from Ashkenazi Jews has just evaporated, so I will leave it at that. Next, the state of our Marine Corps. My father was a Marine, belonged to the 1st Expeditionary Force in China, during the Chinese civil war, which many Americans are woefully ignorant of our involvement. I will relate one of his stories, about conducting a Passover service in northern China not far from the Soviet border, attendees included White Russians who did not speak English, along with Jews from the Marines. The only common language was Hebrew, needless to say it became a very long service. I recount this story to reinforce the fact that our Marines have kept our country safe risking their very lives... and for a Senator to hold up service promotions, to hold up appointing a leader of the Marines.... well I guess this senator is doing the bidding of Putin to tear down the very fabric of American society and destroy one of our best if not the best fighting force, defending our freedom. So yeah I do give a chicken fried fuck about RFKJr. being a Q pawn and our armed forces. Stay cool fellow travelers.
Senator Cracker from AL...where are Marines in that state? Sheesh!
Thanks for sharing.
Because I apparently have the brain of a 7th grade boy, the fart bit SLAYED. I particularly like whatever news source this came from’s subtitle “airing grievances”. NAILED it!
I would love to see a video of that hilarious little exchange.
Airing grievances quite aromatically.
RFK, Jr needs a therapist who enjoys a challenge.
I think he's the ultimate challenge.
There is definitely a squirrel loose from that cage!
To quote, WTAF?
What in the fuck happened to RFK Jr.?? He used to do great work on the environment, but now he's a member of the fucking tin foil hat- black helicopter sect.
Nazi Division.
His father and uncles should rise from the grave and kick his ass!!
He was OK, on Air America, sorta. I don't recall him doing his anti-vacc on that show...his cheese has definitely slide off his cracker.
He has definitely lost a big handful of screws.
Ethel should beat the tar outta that boy more often.
"Freedom fucksticks" is spot on and funny! I love reading your words!
You delight, amaze and frustrate me every weekend with your synopses of the political idiot actions. I don't watch corporate media 'nooze' and I can't thank you enough for taking the abuse on my behalf. Your post is always the upside to the beginning of my weekend!
Robert Kennedy Jr. has completely lost the plot. I’m surprised he hasn’t joined the Republican Party already. Those are his people!
Did you mean the MAGA party?
Same thing.
True that.
“Strategic use of a fart....” 😆
Arm the fart weapon Mr. Sulu.
Okay, best quote of the day.
Gas warfare... isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
I would like to actually have a non-stupid weekend, but I haven't scrounged up enough funds to take an off-Earth holiday yet. I accept donations though without pride.
Yup. Gotta go with you on that. The RFK quote beat the weenie contest. "Cinderella story, comes outta nowhere..." But no one gonna touch this.