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Chalk hero for the win! 🙌🏻

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The New York turnstiles are the runner-ups!

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When reality meets BLAZING SADDLES.

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😂

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It is a clear indication these are hillbillies, from areas where there is no public transportation. Take the masks off, and you will see movie extras from the movie The HIlls Have Eyes.

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The banjo playing guy on the porch in Deliverance,now that’s one inbred son of a bitch those imbeciles would make their Fuehrer,squeal like a pig you Nazi scum bags!

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Dear Sunderkinden seem to have lost their change ! Haff you change for Deuche mark Wolfie?

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Why are not the neo-Nazi morons ticketed for turnstile jumping? Clearly, the uberfuhrer is holding the turnstile open for his fellow storm troopers…..wtf??

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Where these dipsticks come from they're not usually allowed out in public without supervision from a responsible adult.

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Jeff, some days I love you. Other days I love you a LOT.

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Yes and yes!!!

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The turnstiles and the Nazis. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Another stellar week in stupid. Is there a cure for stupid because we'll be defending ourselves from these people for years to come. Have a great weekend, everyone! 💙✌️

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Those turnstiles are a great idea for the Canada/US border🇨🇦Keeps Canada safe😂🤣lol

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Really any border—this is exciting technology!

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🤣🤣🤣.

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😂😂

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As hard as researchers have worked over the years there is still no cure for stupid!! Sorry MAGAS !🤷‍♀️

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Why do you think some Red States are outlawing reproductive rights. They just want as many stupid people procreating so they can stay in power for ever. Just look at Texas’ Gov, he won’t let immigrants in, but he’s closed the door on abortion rights and soon, he’ll outlaw birth control - but just for women. I call him a dick head, cause that’s where his is located. 😣

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Outlawing reproductive rights and crippling public education. Have more and have them stupid.

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The cure for stupid is laughter--just ask Jeff.

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👏👏👏👏👏👏

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I heard that drinking heavily is a possible cure. (Worked for Blutarsky)

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Let’s see what Rudy’s thoughts on that are ,go out to the car and wake up his drunken ass!

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🤣🤣🤣

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🥃 cheers!

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😎😎😎

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It would take the master race boys a month to figure out that the turnstiles only take Canadian coins ,yah! Gunter ve must use der Loonies der Amerikana ‘s Dey been playing us for fools! Vas it’s da loonie Schultz ?

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Actually, today's Nazis and other Germans use their cell phone app to show that they have a paid ticket. However, they probably would not know how to use a turnstyle because there are none in Germany. There is an honor system with random controls. I have been checked 2 times since August, and I use public all the time, but if you get caught without a ticket, or a current pass on your phone, you have to pay a 60€ fine.

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Just when you think stupid can't get any stupider.

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If I don't bail out now it'll be worse than yesterday. The laughing is addictive!

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AI might be able to fix stupid if they can come up with a somewhat less goofier looking piece of headgear. That would tip everybody off.

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Dear God!! That saggybaggy DoucheForBrains.. the only thing I’m thinking this morning is 83.3 MILLION DOLLARS 🙌🏽🤙🏽🙌🏽 E. Jean Carrol just FlyingBitchSlapped that OrangeFuckTwatSweatyGerbilHandsCrotchSnifgingMoldyMiscreant🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽fuckTrump and for God's sake VOTE BLUE because every vote counts and let’s not have that Orange Douche in the Oval Office EVER AGAIN!!

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How do you REALLY feel?!!! hahahahahaha.....great description! I totally agree!!!

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Plus the 5 mil she already won, and the future money she is going to win. She is already at close to 90 mil on the guy, and since he has not shut up, I think she should go back for more.

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Agreed go get more!!

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Bedhead is our back up if JT’s synapses trip off the line (god forbid).

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You Go!! We are with you

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A two adjective stream post! Outstanding!!

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Trump's followers are going to have to downsize from trailers to shacks to pay Ms E Jean what's coming to her.

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I think that she should get Mar-a-lago as collateral, and Trump then has to move out, and leave everything in there. Then, she should invite the Feds in to really go through the place.

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This gets my vote!!

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If only some his most regular loyal wallet openers would finally say up yours fuck face, this one is on you.

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I sure hope so.

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So, you live in a gold plated mansion ?

Don't punch down, that's for MAGATS.

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I think I've noticed Jeff punching down a time or two. Please ignore my sense of humor henceforth.

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No, he punches the stupid. They are fair game. Sorry, I missed the humor in your comment. As a retired professional comedian, I shall ignore you completely,

Henceforth. 🙄

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As a retired professional comedian, you will know better than anyone that not every joke lands well.

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That is true, not every joke lands well. I have learned that lesson over and over and over. Do I ever learn? :D

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It just comes with the territory. You never know when you're gonna bomb. 🤷🤷🤷

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LET IT GO ! 😄

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You've written 4 comments, and now here I'm writing my third. Who needs to let it go? Also, why don't you go after the 50 people who liked my original comment?

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Hey you two. What the fuck happened. I do stand up, too. Shall we do some stand up now to calm things down? Talk about 4th grade teacher Mrs Henigan putting me under her desk in catholic school and guess what I did with those fat legs opening and closing. Or when I did a schtick in a church and explained to my audience that God made a mistake sending the wrong primate branch up the evolutionary trail.

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Oh. You're RELIGIOUS 🤣 That explains your superiority complex.

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You are one nasty troll. I hope I can block you. Going to try.....

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You're ridiculous

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How brave are you when you have to mask while getting your ass kicked by a turnstile?

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Aren’t these the same guys who couldn’t wear a simple mask to keep from dying or killing their families??? Because it was “too constricting”...

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Was thinking about that same contradiction 😷

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More likely they're wearing masks not to be recognized or identified on camera as they perpetrate stupid or criminal stuff. Never forget, they are morons.

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The well of stupid hypocrisy has no bottom.

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Ist very much like der Enigma device yah ve must had der code book Wolfie !

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Isn’t it the truth. There’s a lot of hanky panky going on in some parts of this country and it stays in the families.

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Hi Jeff, thanks for the weeks roundup, gotta love those proud boys all dressed the same… aren’t they cute? STFU… However Jeff you forgot to mention the Texas governor doing his be best impression of Senator John Calhoun, the original “nullification” advocate. So now we have the “army of g-d” racing to Texas to protect the border, ironically using the same phrase as ISIS, coincidence? I think not. Anyway, getting so tired of these traitors and seditionists setting the agenda, they need to be chicken fried……. extra crispy please. Thank you Jeff and wishing you and all fellow travelers a fun filled weekend.

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Don't these people have anything better to do than play dress-up?

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I personally think that's the main appeal of those 'militia' groups - a reason to wear their camo gear out in the woods. I just learned a new term recently, it's a shorthand for 'costume playing', and it seems a very popular pastime for a lot of angry white guys.

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The GRAVY SEALS.

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It's Larping.

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They like playing “army” to boost their insecure egos. I was a member of our high school marching band along with one of the now imprisoned Oath Keepers that entered the Capitol building. It was shocking to learn he took part in 1/6, and beyond (security for roger “Batman villain” stone), but then his cosplay behavior made sense. Apparently, he fell way down that dark rabbit hole and bought-in to the bs that he was doing the “right thing”for his country. Sad.

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There's harmless steampunk and cosplay, and there is trump fantasizing.

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Mass killings seem to be one of their interests,

Can’t let those AR 15s get rusty!

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I've wondered that for YEARS. You see people in these Nazi crowds from 18 to 60 or 70, and you have to wonder, when they're on their deathbeds, will they be able to look back at what they did with the time they had in their lives and count it as a WIN?

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If they had any ability to introspect, they wouldn’t be doing what they are doing

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Besides shopping at the Army Navy stores ,Victoria’s secret,keeps lots of XL frilly thingies in stock for the fella’s! Teee heeee! Now that’s a dreess -up 🎈 party! Yeee haw!!

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Remember guys no camouflage skirts! You have to jump the turnstiles!

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Greg Abbott continues to confound me. Wouldn’t a person with disabilities have empathy for the plights of other people or is he so bitter than he has none? Does Übergruppenführer Abbott not realize that in the fascist state he seems to espouse, the disabled were hidden away (often “permanently “ so as not to tarnish the “Master Race”? He’d have been one of the first to go in Hitler’s Germany. Be careful what you wish for, dumkopf.

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“As Greg Abbott runs for governor, critics have questioned how a man who received a multimillion dollar settlement after a falling tree left him paralyzed and wheelchair bound can support caps on medical malpractice awards, according to The New York Times this month. Abbot thus far has collected more than $5 million for his injuries and will receive $15,000 a month, with cost-of-living increases, for the rest of his life.”

Abbott has also made it harder for people with disabilities to vote in Texas. Abbott is a POS.

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15k a month? That's double what I get in a year! Fuck those weasels!

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Who is he getting the money from? A city, since a tree fell on him?

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The homeowner and their tree service were sued.

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Wow.

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Susan-This is truly ghoulish. Abbott is outdod himself with his inhumane “policy” of drowning and torturing migrant mothers and children in the Rio Grande.

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Abbott should be arrested.

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Where is the ad on social with the message for Abbott lovers. While we are onto contradictions: can someone please tell me why the TFG-loving fascists ignore that Jared (birth) and Ivanka (marriage) are JEWS. How does that square for these people? Their God models anti-semitiism while his favorite child is a Jew and married into an overtly Jewish (albeit criminal) family

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You ! In der veelchair ! Yah you! Inhale!

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Yes, he would be one of the first ones to be annihilated.

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Another magat blind spot.

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“Rocco! Moose! Help Mr Trump find his checkbook!”

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I choked on my coffee when I read this!

“Lemme tell ya, I don’t get no respect!”

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The Patriot(?)Front was in NYC for the Blue Man Group auditions. Shitgibbon's greatest hits is wearing very thin. I hope there's two leopards, one for Habbadabba and for dipshit. I want to buy that chalk artist many beers. Well, that about does it. Have a good weekend everybody.

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Habbadabba dooo!

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Habbadabba ding dong!

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🤠🤠🤠

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The Dow already shot over 38,000. The problem is propaganda, that so many watch Faux News or Faux Business and believe what they say. Propaganda is also the problem with groceries as the companies that produce them say "our costs are much higher" so they increase the prices of what everyone needs. I have been here 72 years. Gas isn't 26 cents a gallon like it was at the self-serve stations in California in 1966. A gallon of milk costs more also. I paid $2.67 a gallon for gas the other day, an increase of $2.41 over the past 58 years. Milk has gone up about the same, but you get my point.

Many of the people who would vote against the Democrats said it is because of Joe Biden's handling of the economy. Why don't they know that the economy is a miracle in real life? Same reason they won't vote for Democrats because of Joe Biden's handling of (fill in the blank). Propaganda. Do away with Faux Faux and restore the Fairness Doctrine. Maybe then the American people can make an intelligent decision based on real world results.

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The Fairness Doctrine wouldn't matter for Fox News—it was a FCC mandate, which means it only covered content that went over the airwaves, which are considered a public trust. Cable is considered a private business so the government has little control over what they can and can't put out on its service, so long as it falls within First Amendment guidelines.

OTOH, the FCC can go after Fox broadcast affiliates that carry Fox News stories that violate FCC regulations, like about the "stolen" 2020 Election - https://deadline.com/2023/07/donald-trump-fox-fcc-petition-tv-license-false-election-claims-1235431363/ , https://progressive.org/latest/fox-faces-scrutiny-from-the-fcc-daigon-230907/ , https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/us-fcc-will-release-public-comments-bid-deny-fox-tv-station-license-renewal-2023-08-23/

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Perhaps they could bring it back and amend it, to keep up with the technology of these times.

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It's amazing how many fascists are willing to wear masks on public transportation now.

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I think it’s an embarrassment thing because of the turnstile challenges

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There is no shame in this country anymore. If TFG has none, they think they shouldn’t either.

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Good point !

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It must be challenging to whittle the stupid down to one story for each day.

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I love love love love this one! I watched duncan getting kicked out and thought "why are they kicking him out? Is he an undercover nonmagat?" ThenI scrolled down and saw why, lol ! hahahahahaha so so good! "oh that's why" hahaha! What dumbasses, all of them.

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Wonder if the Judge was watching?

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Psssst!Hey Alina remember fake being smart !!

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That chalk photo is just what I needed to start my morning! Thanks as always for the cheer-up!

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Is anyone else still thinking about the syphilis hands?

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😂😂😂

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